.0 THE OMAHA DAILY BEEl ATTT1UAY , JULY 18 , 1800. A Sagittariu Woman. j Hy CLAKICK I RUNE CLINGIIAN. J. , . . . TopyrlKlit , 1890 Ijy S. 9. McCltira Co. V. ( C'opyrlRhM , ) H5 , by H. B. McClurc To. ) On a long , narrow peninsula pointing daringly Into a boisterous nntl turbulent ocean In n handsome cottage , where every year Mr. nml Mrs. Lymnn Ilaxter arc wont lo como , with u few Intimate friends , for genuine rest nnd recreation. Sometimes the Indian summer catches them there and liolds them with Its sweet mistiness and yellow warmth of sun. Long ago some flippant visitor named the Tlaco "Saint's Host , " on account of the Identity of the family name with the author of n certain volume much esteemed by Its 1'urltan anrcstry , nud the pseudonym clings to It. I.ntc In the summer season a couple of J'OUIIK people might have lieen seen loiter ing on the beach. They were a handsome Iialr and they were absorbed In each other. They had reached that piano of good fellow ship whcro conversation Is optional , not necessary. Cuthbert Ogden was n Journalist und something of a Dohcmlan , who was making heroic struggles to endear a newly- flcdgeel dally newspaper to the readliiR public. Dorothy Van Deerlng was an iltlrcss , the descendant of n proud old Dutch family , nnd very popular. They had known ouch other ever since their school days and their friendship had always been of the frankest and most platonlc character , though of Into this conventionalism had worn n llttlo thin. Mrs. Ilaxter was Interested In the young man , partly bcraiiso he possessed the artistic temperament so pleasing to women and partly because she know he had a wealthy f undo who refused to recognize hla oxlst- jl unco on account of a family quarrel. Mrs. I , Ilaxter was a natural peacemaker ; she loved to smooth over dllllctiltlcs and solve ; prob lems. It occurred to her that she mlht [ , by a bit of diplomacy , mend this young man's fortunes , thereby putting him In the way of Immediate success Instead ot by long and laborious processes. So after n little think ing she Invited young Ogden down for ten days at Saint's Uest , anil at the same time extended an Invitation to his uncle , General Stanhope , for the same length ot time , hop ing to effect n reconciliation between the at , two. Mr. Ilaxter doubled the success nt this ' It plan. Ho said there was nothing nt Saint's Hest for a man like the general , who In Ills later years hail become ; a bookworm nnd a recluse. On the other hand , his nephew , whom ho was known to detest , would be thrust upon him. "It won't do. It's too palpable , " he Bald. "He'll BCD right through It nt once ; . " "Will he ? Then wo shall have to Invite romc one here to amu.se him , " said Mrs. Ilaxter , In nowise elaunted. "There's Uncle Swlthln , " she added , with sudden Inspira tion. tion."What , he of the Solar Biology ? " asked Mr. Uaxter , dubiously. ' "Yes , the professor. I know he's ec centric , but ho is really a very bright olel gentleman , and has written several books , you know. I am sure he and the general nro acquainted and we can usk them both to meet each other. Isn't that u good Idea ? " "I elon't know how they'd pull In a team. I've alwayn driven them singly , " ob served her husband "However , we might try It. Hut are wo going to have no one but them ? " "Certainly , dear. Let me sec Mrs. Van Deerlng and Dorothy , there's two ; Lalla Braddon , whoso mother has gone abroad for a couple ot moths , and wants me to take Lalla a llttlo under my wing ; then Lalla's engaged to Jack Armltage , so we must In clude him. Then there will be the general , the professor nnd Cuthbert Ogden lo whet up our Intellectual faculties. " Mrs. Baxter's plnn worked capitally. All the Invitations met with prompt acceptance , nnd the guests had arrived with the ex ception of I'rof. Swlthln , who was de layed three days. As Cuthbert Ogden and Miss Van Deerlng , walking along the beach , looked up the peninsula , they saw n moving speck half obscured by haze und distance. They regarded It without speculation , not thinking that the object moving between horizontal lines ot sky and water was to bo an Important factor In their lives , In deed , a very much more Interesting spectacle would hardly have aroused them from themselves. Cuthbert Ogden had broken through his customary reserve , and , not cynically , but calmly , had spoken of the uninviting probabilities ot his life , adding that ultimate success , which he meant to win In the end , would mean little or noth ing to him If she were excluded from It. All at once , after n long silence , u warm , bare hand srcpt Into his. A charming profile was half hidden by the wide hat , ' which apparently yielded to the wearer's wishes and Inclined over that part ot her faces next to him. All he could soc was u very pretty month , which showo.il a little emotion. Ills hand closed tightly over heis , which was Immediately withdrawn. "It Isn't that I'm doubtful about the future , " said Cuthbert. "The worst of It la that a man spends his best venra lighting fate , so that , at last , when the gods ele > lru to become amicable , ho is only another Midas. " "But there's your uncle , " sirgpleil Dorothy. Cuthbert smiled. "You don't know him. Ho repudiated mo years ngo , not without reason. When I was of uge , I came In'n possession of the sum of $30.000 a gift from this same thoughtful rulatjve. 1 atterw.iril learned that he gave It 10 me as a test. He want"'l to ece what I would do with it " "And what did you do with it ? " askeel Dorothy. "It's hard to tell , " said the young mar , i ruefully. "I took a college chum with me jl to Europe , nnd when we returned five montbi f/ later 1 hadn't a penny. " "Oh ! " said Dorothy , without much sur prise. She herself had extravagant tastci , coupled with unlimited pocket money ; more 14 over , she knew little ot the practical value o money , BO that It did not seem to her re markaulo that one should spend $30,000 li five months while traveling for pleasure "And Is your uncle angry with you foi that ? How unreasonable. " "Can you direct mo to Saint's Ilcst tin > residence of Mr , and Mrs. Ilaxter ? " aske < t , a wheezy voice beside them. They startei fr and turned toward the speaker , whose foot f steps hud mode no sound on the soft sand had nutleeil In thi ' H was the speck they distance half an hour before , now grown ti the proportions ot a short , rather stout mlddlc-agce'l gentleman. Dorothy was tin quicker to recover herself , nud replied : "Certainly ; It's only a short dlstanci from hero you can see the cottage thraugl those pines strnlRht uhend , " "Thank you , " said the stranger. Ho wai observing Dorothy with respectful , but 111 concealed admiration , Like nil ugly men , b hud an almost abnormal appreciation o pretty women. And this man was ugly- undcntably , hopelessly , phenomenally ugly Ho was even grotesque , which gave hln an air of distinction that comeliness couli never have Imparted. Ills features wer large and set far apart In his wide , room ; lace ; his small dark blue e-ycs sparkled nni ho was flushed with exercise. Over nl played an expression of bland and playfu Innocence , like that of a good-humore child. "I am Mrs , Baxter's uncle , " ho an noiinccd. "Oh ! Prof. Swlthln ! Mrs. Baxter ha spoken of you to us wo are ) her guests- ami ulie has wondered' much what has dc tnlncd you , " said Dorothy ; then , to Cuth bert'a disgust , the professor walked wit ! thorn to the cottage , usurping the conversu tlou In the Interest of his own affairs. H had been delayed by business exigencies ho had come without sending advance no tlco , presuming ho could obtain a carrlag at the station ; he ) had been unable to J BO , and therefore had been compelled t walk the entire ) distance , which must b . , , over a mile ; and he hud left bis luggage a S ) the station , among which was a valuabl I. f1 telescope ; he hoped It might not be Injuree * ' "You are Interested in solar biology , Mrs Baxter tells us , " observed Dorothy , afte ell these Incidents had been laid bare. "I have made a study of It for over thlrt years , " said the professor with pride. "In deed , I may say that I am one of th If pioneers who searched for knowledge alon \ that line In this century , " "I suppose It In very difficult to under Itand , " murmured Dorothy politely. "Oi , that dependa upon the amount o application given lo U to a certain extent ; Uinupli I have a natural grasp of scientific subjects. I can usually tell the place any person occupied In thn great solar world merely from observation. Now , If I might I venture to hazard an opinion as to your- j self , for Instance If you woi'ld ' not con sider me Impertinent " "Certainly not , " said Dorothy , smiling. "I am of the opinion , then , that you arc a Sagittarius. If you will bo so good as to name the day of the month on which your birthday arrives , we can see whether or not I have blundered. " Dorothy named December 11. She was amused by the ecccntrlrltle. > of this quaint old gentleman. "Itlglit ! Quito right ! " exclaimed the pro fessor Joj fully. They , had now reached the cottage , and Mrs , Baxter wag advancing to meet them , full of welcome and Introduction ! ) . Gen eral Stanhope , a tall , thin. Intellectual man , who surveyed life calmly through a pair of big , round-eyed spectacles , was delighted , In his cold , deliberate way. to mdet again his old friend , and they sat down on the piazza far n chat about old times. Lalla Braddon , a delicious little creature In pink , with short curls and big violet eyes , seized Dorothy and bore her away. "We're going to have a little Hallow e'en dance tonight , did you know It ? " she said. "And we shall try some old charms oftcrwnrd. Some people are going to drive down from The I'olnt. There will bo wood fires of pine logs In the ( Ire places reflecting on the big red screens. And wo have found such a funny lot of old portraits In the garret Jack and I brought them down anil put them on easels ; elderly men , you know , with narrow foreheads , high collars and long hair curling up at the ! ends , and thin women with sloping shoulders , holding little books. How odd people look when they get out of fashion , don't they ? I shall wear yellow with touches ot black. We are to have the Dead March from Saul played softly while we go to supper. Will It not bo weird ? " "Dear Uncle Swlthln , " said Mrs. Baxter the same evening , approaching the professor ser , "as It Is Hallowe'en , I wonder If you would bo so good as to entertain us after supper with some demonstrations of solar biology ? If you would tell us our for tunes , for Instance. It would be so charmIng - Ing for the young people to look Into futur ity. When one gets older It Isn't so fasci nating , Is It ? " "J never tell fortunes ; that belongs to the quacks , " said the professor , with dig nity. "However. If the young people will allow mo to register their birthdays In my notebook 1 will give their delineations that Is , descriptions of their dispositions and abilities as Influenced by the planets under which they were born , " he exclaimed , see ing a blank look In his niece's face. "That Is so good of you. And Is It all true ? " Inquired Mrs. Baxter , naively. "As true as history. No one should be without knowledge of solar biology. It gives valuable Information along the most practical lines of life. It Indicates whom one should marry , what business one Is adapted for nnd what friendships to form. Then , once you know u persons characteris tics , think what an Immense advantage ! You know what his strong and weak points are how to address him and what will natter or Interest him ; you wind htm around your finger Just like this " here the professor held one forefinger horizontally aloft and described rapid circles around it with the other. Mrs. Baxter regarded her uncle with n ' . sort of fascinated awe. "And to think you can do all these things ! " she murmured. A glow of pride Illumined the professor's vast ears. "By the way , " he remarked , In a changed tone , "that was a remarkably line young woman I met out on the beach. " "Whom ? Oh , Dorothy Van Dcering , " "Yes. She's a Sagittarius. " "A what ? " Mrs. Baxter ceased fanning herself and her face took on a look of pensive inquiry. "A Sagittarius. Born under that sign , you know. Denotes great executive abil ity , " explained the professor. "Now , If ever I marry It shall be a Saglt'arlm woman. I have always said so. "And you have never met one until now ? " Inquired Mrs. Baxter , for her uncle was a bachelor. "Yes. A good many. " He sighed. "There has always been some obstacle. Usually they are already married. " "Well , I'm afraid It's equally hopeless In this case , " said Mrs , Baxter , laughing. "Why is it hopeless ? " The professor looked up aggressively , his full , protruding underllp defying his large , flat nose. Before Mrs. Baxter could reply the odjcct of their remarks appeared on the piazza before THEY WKHE A HANDSOME PAIH. them , though Ignorant of their proximity , they standing In the library window. She wore a cream wool dress , simple enough , but Us witching simplicity had taxed a Parisian modiste's most subtle powers. Her delicate yet strong profile was toward them as she rearranged some vines which the wind had blown from their support ; her big brown eyes were lazy and unconcerned. At that moment Cuthbert Ogden came up the steps ; Instantly a soft , sunshiny fire suffused her fac . They moved down the piazza together , chatting sociably. The professor looked disturbed ; a horrible Jealousy began to rage In his breast. He rose with dignity. "If my case Is hopeless on account of Cuthbert Ogden , It Is very strange , " he remarked ; "a mere boy , without social standIng - Ing , I shall look him up. " That evening the professor distinguished himself. Ho was always picturesque In evening drefcs , All the women gathered 'round him , when , In the soft candle light , he related strange facts concerning the power of the stars on human destiny with prophetic eloquence , while some one softly played something Indefinite on the piano from Chopin. The men with one accord fought shy of hm. | They stood around looking bored and useless and wondering If after all they had not made the mistake of a lifetime In not perfecting themselves In somu branch of occult lore , After the guests had dispersed and the house lay In the hush of slumber a bright light flared from the windows of the pro- fessor'ti room. Ho sat bending earnestly over u large volume , his favorite text book of Solar Biology. He was looking Cuthbert Ogden up , With corrugated brows and quick respiration he ran his forefinger up and down a column of cabalistic signs , "Aha ! " he exclaimed , sitting back In his chair and bringing his hand down violently upon the open book. "Moon In Scorpio ! That's bad. I suspected H. A handsome man Is never good , She must be warned ; but how ? Strange how people will rush Into the most unsuitable marriages without once asking advice from those who could avert the mistake of a lifetime. There's that foolish young thing they call Lalla was engaged to Jack Armltage. They would have been tremendously wretched. It's lucky for them 1 broke It off in time. They'll bo grateful to me as soon as they come to their senses , I had to scare the girl a little , vise she wouldn't have given him up. But now about Miss Van Deerlng clio's a different type of a woman. If I were to warn her agaluit Ogden , ihe'd marry him next week. It would never do. Sagit tarius women nro always stubborn. " Ho walked the floor a few minutes In deep thought. Presently n glow ot satis faction overspread hln countenance ; sitting down at n writing desk he wrote rapidly for half an hour. "There ! " he said , surveying his work. "If this Isn't a warning I don't know what Is. It's a delineation of Cuthbert Ogdcn which will open the eyes of the one I Intend It for. I have made It pretty strong , I know , but so much the better , Miss Van Deerlng rises at 6 In the morning , as I overheard her tell my niece walks on the piazza , and reads n llttlo In the library before break fast. Now if I leave this on the library table carelessly spread otit , she will think Ogden left It there for her to read and she will read It. Hood ! Next she will come tome mo to know If there's anything really In It. I shall say gently that I fear there Is. This will glvo me n chance to get a little acquainted with her and make a favorable Impression. She will soon sco the differ ence between a crude boy and a scholarly man of the world. So far so good. Now I must sco about getting this delineation down on the library table. " The professor tip-toed out Into the corridor rider , which was dimly lighted , and looked up and down to see whether he might bo observed by any other nocturnal wanderers. All was silent. Ho moved cautiously down the wide , creaking stairs , and presently found himself before the library door. It was closed. Quietly opening It he stepped In , and by the moonlight that streamed through the windows made his way to the round , claw-footed table , where ho deposited the solar evidence against Cuthbert Ogden , and returned to his room , where he was soon sleeping the sleep of the Just. Ho would have rested less peacefully had he known that his little manoctiver had an eye-witness. U so happened , that his apartment adjoined that ot General Stan hope , who , being wakeful , and on the alert for burglars , opened his door noiselessly and peered out , Just In time to observe the ] professor's stealthy descent. "Acts queer. " was the general's mental comment. "Guess I'll see what's going on ; " and suiting the action to the word , he threw on his dressing gown , thrust his feet Into a pair of knitted slippers , and silently moved down stairs In the wake of the professor. The latter had Just reached the library. The general , through the half open door , saw his friend place a roll of paper on the table , and was nbout to advance for a better view , when the professor un expectedly returned , so that the two old gentlemen very nearly fell Into each other's arms. The general drew back and Identified himself with a coat on the hatrack , Just In time to avoid discovery , .while the advocate of Solar Biology passed up the stairs , his face wreathed in Its customary smile of kindly benevolence. General Stanhope was more than ever mystified. He in turn passed Into the library , and taking up the manuscript looked at It curiously : "Natural Characteristics of Cuthbert Ogden , as Kevcaled by Solar Biology , " he read , by the aid of the bright moonlight. "Heally , that's clever of Swlthln. " Must be meant for me , since there's no one In the house so nearly re lated to my nephew as I am. But why all this secrecy ? I'll ' take it up to my room anil read It. It may throw light on the professor's mysterious actions at the same time. " He slipped the manuscript Into the pocket of his dressing gown and ascended the stairs to his room. The next day was warmer and very hazy. The professor nt breakfast looked for some sign of agitation on the part of Miss Van Deerlng , but that young lady was throughly serene and self-unconscious. Ixito in the afternoon , as ho sat in his room , a knock sounded at the door , and on opening It he confronted General Stanhope , To the surprise of the protccsor he held In his hand the well-known delineation of Cuthbert Ogden , "Sir , " said the general as he stepped In and closed the door , with an air of secrecy , "I desire to thank you for for this" and he held out the manuscript "which I found on the library table , I surmised at once that it was Intended for mo. My nephew , sir , " he continued , declining the professor's embarrassed offer ot a chair , "has been on my mind for some time. He Is my natural heir , but has unfortunately Inherited bad tendencies from his father's sldo of the family my sister made a misalliance. Cuthbert greatly resembles his maternal great-uncle , who but I will not weary you with the story. Sufllco to say , he was a most objectionable person and a great spendthrift. Wishing to see whether my nephew had Inherited any of the characteristics of that branch of the family , I made my nephew a present of a largo sum of money $40,000 or $50,000 when he came to bo of age. If my memory serves mo right he spent every penny of It In eleven weeks. I then washed my hands of him , and have never seen him since until I came here , Well , to make a long story short. I began to rcpeut of the evil , I took a fresh liking to him bo's a handsome fellow , you know and guided by Impulse , was on the eve of making my will In his favor , when I came across tbla timely warning , which has brought me to my sense especially as It Is given by one who Is a total stranger to my nephew , nnd BO , of course , wholly without prejudice " He paused for breath. The professor avoided his eyes and looked grave and uneasy. The general went on : "The strangest part of It all Is that this delineation of my nephew Is an exact de scription of his great uncle , who but as I say , I will spare you the story. Now hear this : 'Moon In Scorpio ! This position of the moon Indicates on the part of the Indi vidual bom under thin lfe > i an extremely varying and unstable disposition. Ho would be nckle , extravagant , unreliable , and of gross materialistic tendencies. ' And , now again ; 'Jupiter In Taurus ! Jupiter , acting through Taurus , Is an omen fatal to do mestic felicity , The person so influenced would be violent in temper , hard to please , extremely Jealous nnd suspicious , nnd of ; gloomy and taciturn deposition. Ho would bo unsuccessful In buslnes * on account of rash nnd Ill-advised 'Ventures ' , nnd unstable In love owing to the variability of his emo tional temperament. ' There slrl 1 have no doubt that you have given nn accurate description of my poor nephew. To leave him a fortune would be madness. 1 shall leave nil my money to a charitable Institu tion. " The professor was quite pale. Ho was far from being really bud at heart , and though he had sought to deprive the young man in question of his sweetheart , ho had not Intended to ruin his entire career. Agitated by mtirmurlngs of conscience he began to plead for bis victim. "But , my dear general , are you not hasty " "You can readily understand my position , sir , " went on the general , without noticing the Interruption ; "I have $5,000,000 and the henit dUeas ? . I must have my affairs settled at once. I shall leave everything to a public library. " "But why not give the young man another chance ? " queried the professor nervously , appalled by thn magnitude of the forces he had set In operation. "Why not wait n little ? Think how young he Is how " "Young ! " Interposed the general , scorn fully ; "what difference does that make so long as he Is guided and contiolled by un scrupulous planets a million times older than the earth ? 'No , my dear sir. believe me , It Is far better that I should leave my money to a charitable Institution than that It should be squandered by n young spend thrift with bad hereditary tendencies and the Moon In Scorpio. " "Well , It such Is your Intention , why not depart a little from established customs ? Why not. for Instance , found a university of Solar Biology ? " Inquired the professor , suavely , adding , "I was Just about to take n walk on the beach. If you nro not otherwise engaged , will you not accompany me ? " The general acquiesced and they were presently crossing the grounds In the dlrec- IN THE EMBRACE OF A MONSTROUS BILLOW THE THREE CAME INGLORIOUSLY - OUSLY TO SHORE. tion of the sea. Seated on a beach , a book In her hand , but with her eyes looking dreamily seaward , sat Miss Van Deerlng. "A fine woman , " observed the general. "Yes , decidedly. Shu's a Sagittarius , " re sponded the professor. "Eh ? " said the general sharply. " 'Yes , a Sagittarius. Born in that sign , you know great executive ability. " "Oh ! " said the general , In a tone of relief. No more was said , ' as they plodded on through the sand to the extreme point of the peninsula. Here , Just beyond a stretch of level beach \vas a peculiar freak of nature a huge fortress of rock Jutting out into the sea. On the seaward side was a sheltered nook , high ur > In the rock , shielded on three sides from , the sun and facing the tumultuous ocean 1he--creat , forceful , , cap ricious waters that hem in the shores ot Maine. Here the two sat down. Meanwhile , nt the cottage , Mr. and Mrs. Baxter were having a confidential conversa tion in a quiet corner of the library. "Do you know , I don't believe the pro fessor and the general pull very .well to gether , " he said , "Oh , you must be mistaken , dear. They have just now gone to walk , looking quite chummy. " 'Yes , but the general has made up his mind to totally disinherit Ogden , and I think the professor has had something to do with It. The general threw out a hint along that line said 'the stars had spoken , ' or some foolishness of that kind. " "Oh , Uncle Swithln would never do any thing of that sort. He's such a. good , kind , well-meaning man. " "Heaven preserve me from people with good Intentions , " said Mr. Baxter , cynically. They're always making things unpleasant , and at the same time they're too good to quarrel with. " He walked away Just as Jack Armltage appeared. He was a smooth-faced , boyish looking youth , with a look of serious de termination. Just now his lips were com pressed , his eyes glowing like lire , while his soft hat was crushed convulsively In both hands. "It's nil over , Mrs. Baxter , " ho said , tragically. "What's all over ? Oh , I .see ; you've been quarreling again with Lalla ; and now you've como to me for sympathy as usual. Well , you shan't ' have a bit. Goiback'to her and make It up again. " / . "I tell youilt's no use , Mrs. Baxter. She won't have me. She has given me up for good and all. If you don't believe me , Just ask her. Hero Is her ring-nnd all my let ters , I shall go back to town this afternoon. She's treated me badly. But she's the finest girl In the universe. I never was good enough for her , I shall never sco her again. If I thought she cared for any other man , I'd kill him. But she says she doesn't. She says she shall never marry. Good bye , Mrs , Baxter. I've Just time to catch the train. I don't wish to take leave of the others. Please say I was called away by a telegram , Kindly say H was the death of my grandfather. Thousand thanks , Mrs. Baxter. Good bye. " The blighted being wrung the hand of his hostess , pulled his hat down over his gloomy brows and strode away with an air which would have out-Hamletcd Hamlet. Hardly had ho disappeared when the portieres tieres parted cautiously , and Lalla Braddon entered. "Has he gone ? she whispered miserably. "Yes , " replied Mrs. Baxter , who was out of patience with the-llttle coquette , "and ho says ho shall never 'Bvo you again , " "I'm BO glnd , " with a llttlo laugh at opposite ends of a sob ; "if I'd been here I should have called him back , Oh , Jack ! " she called experimentally at the window , and then ran back timorously to the sofa and buried her face In the cushions. "Ho has gone , " reixmtcd Sirs. Baxter , re lentlessly. "Now , Lalla , please tell me what all this means. You know your mother asked me to look after you a little while fcho Is In Europe , and I have a right to know. You've treated Jack badly , dismiss ing him In this heartless way , after the engagement has been announced. " "Oh , I know IU ' But it Isn't my fault. I only found out last night how badly we are adapted to each other. I thought If people liked each other , It was enough. But It Isn't. If people's tastes and dispositions are all criss-cross , you know and all that , they are wretched. " "But you should have considered all this before. " "I didn't know It then. Oh , how beauti ful it Is to bo Ignorant. " "But how came sou to find It out now 1" "Prof. Swlthln told me. " "Prof. Swlthln ! " echoed Mra. Baxter In frceb amazement ; "why , what has ho to da with It ? " "Ho has looled us up , " sobbed Lalla. "Ho says we've both got Mars In Libra. He says we would bo miserable we would kill each other. " Mrs. Ilaxter stood in silent thought a moment , and her face was a study. Then she turned to the girl gently. "Never mind , dear , don't worry , and we will see what can be done with these adverse planets. Well. Jimmy , what Is It ? " The last words were addressed to a small boy In buttons , "If you please , ma'am , the housekeeper says can she tee you a few minutes qulckj" "Certainly. " Mra. Baxter sought the culinary department , where she found the Housekeeper quite nlone , looking depressed. Nona pf iho servants were visible , nnd the plnco resembled n. Pompcllan kitchen , Just unearthed ; nil the departments of work having been suddenly deserted In n halt- finished condition. "Mrs. Baxter , " began the housekeeper , "the cook and the waitress have took sudden leave. Shall I go to town to get others ? And If I do who'll cook the dinner and wait on the table meanwhile ? " "How did It happen ? " Raid Mrs. Baxter In dismay. "Really , It's quite dreadful. " "It was this way , " said the housekeeper. "Prof. Swlthln was down here talkln' to 'em this morning and they say ho used bad language. " "What nonsense ! " "But It's true as the gospel , Mrs. Baxter. 1 heard him. Klrsl he asked their ages. Now what decent , mlddleaged girl wants to bo telling how old she Is ? But that wasn't the worst. When they wouldn't tell him he said he knew what they were and ho called one of them a Gemini and the other a Scorpion , If 1 remember right. So they up nnd said they wouldn't draw another breath under the same roof with the likes of such ns him , nnd they're sitting outside now , on their boxes , \\nltlng for the stngo to come along. " "And nil these people In the house , besides extra guests Invited to dinner ! It Is too much ! " And , taking advantage of n woman's privilege , Mrs. Baxter sat down nnd hurst Into tears. Meanwhile the perpetrator of these dire evils sat comfortably ensconced In a llttlo hollow of the rock , expatiating to General Stanhope of the Importance of founding a college ot Solar Biology. From their posi tion on the narrow shelf of rock they watched the advancing tide , which hounded sullenly against tne resisting wall of stone. The booming of the waves drowned another sound which cnmo warnlngly now nnd then the mutterlr.gs of thunder. So , facing n scrcno horizon , sheltered In part from the wind and deafened by the sound ot the sea to the artillery of the sky , the two elderly men whllcd away the afternoon , chatting nnd smoking. The first Intimation that came to them of the storm was the nngry aspect ot the ocean nnd the rapidity with which the late afternoon dropped Into dusk. "Shouldn't wonder If we were going to have a storm , " remarked the general , rising. "Do you see how wild the sea Is ? " Before the professor could reply a glare of lightning split the sky , fallowed by n crash of thunder which seemed to bring heaven nnd earth together. The general , being taller and more : agile , was the first to ascend to a point where lie might spy out the land. He stopped short and his calm , Intellectual face assumed such an expression that the professor , who had paused below to take breath , waj fain to Inquire what the matter was. "A good deal Is the matter , I should say. We're on an Island. " Prof. Swlthln clambered laboriously up tea a level with his companion , and his face blanched and then paled. Stretching out before them , landward , for nearly a mile , was an angry waste of waters , which , In furiated by the rising storm , was already tossing spray up Into their very faces ; nnd the tide was rising. Above loomed an awful tky , torn up by Hashes of vivid fire , and roaring with the sullen rage of a beast of proy. Already it was dark , and big splashes ot rain cut their faces now nnd then. "Can you swim ? " asked the professor In a hushed voice. "No. Who could gain the shore through such n sea as that , anyway ? It's awkward. We may have to remain here all night. " "No , " said the professor In a hollow voice , "we shall never remain hero all night. " "How do you know ? " asked the general uneasily. "Because this rock is entirely covered at high tide. " "Merciful heavens ! How calm you arc , " cried the general. "Here we've been sitting all the afternoon like a pair ot turtle doves , and I never had any idea of such a trick. Why didn't you tell me ? " "I give you my word of honor , I forgot all about It , " said the professor , wiping the cold moisture from his brow. "My mind M'as on other things , don't you know ? Yes , that was the way It was. " The two men gazed at each other with that awful sincerity that a sudden calamity calls forth. An observer would have noticed that the horror of the moment had Intensi fied the natural peculiarities of each. The general looked taller , thinner , paler and more shrunken ; while the professor had ap parently grown shorter , stouter and redder in the face. "Well , well , something must be done , raid the general at last , rousing himself ; "hero Is the tide , up to our feet already. Our only chance Is to attract attention from the shore. It's too dark for them to see us. Let me see I think I' have It. Have you a match ? " The professor held one out. In clammy fingers. The general took off his coat , touched the match to It , and then , flinging the blazing garment over his walking stick , waved It to and fro until a dash of rain extinguished the flames. The storm was now full upon them. Em bracing a narrow point of rock , and buf- fr-ted by the storm In one direction and lashed by the sea In another , they were prone to be silent for many minutes. At last the general's voice could be heard up lifted In anathemas upon the peninsula and everybody on it ; next he blamed him self for having come there ; then with ris ing inflection and stronger expletives , he spoke of solar biology In terms which left the professor no room for hope , that even If they escaped , any ot his fortune would be given for the extension of learning along this line. Meanwhile the tide crept up ; they were half .submerged. Presently the general's voice was heard again. "U Isn't that I'm afraid to die , " he shrieked above the storm ; "it's the absurd situation men at our time of lite falling Into a trap like this. A man who lias faced shot and shell as I have drowned like u rat It's simply foolish. " "Death has no t terrors for me , " gasped the professor , who was shivering with cold and fright , "but I've always had objections to being d drowned yes , a sln-gular Ihlng. " A cry of Joy from the general Interrupted him. "A boat n boat , " he cried. "Saw it by a flash of lightning. Hnllo ! Hallo ! There It IB again looks like my nephew. " "Hallo ! hold on , " cried a clear voice above the storm. The little boat , tossed like u leaf In the wind , came nearer , "It Is mj nephew , God bless him ! " cried the general "He's risking his life for a couple of old Idiots like us. He's got heroic blood. Twc of Ills great-grandfathers fought In the revolutionary war. Yes , remarkable Inci dent. I'm proud of him. But blood will tell. " "He's a good fellow , " quavered the pro. fcssor , humbly. "He's got Venus In Aquarius great love for thot \ people. " "Confound Venus In Aquarius , " growled the general 'savagely , and the professor sunk Into a dejected silence. The boat now bumped against the rock. Cuthbert Ogden steadied It while the twe men clambered In. Then the general selzcil one of the oars , and he and Cuthbert began the struggle of the return trip. When laml was nearly reached the boat capsized , and in the embrace of a monstrous billow the three came Inglorlously to shore. Mr. Baxter and Jack Armltago were then and from the blaze of light on the piazza looked out anxious women's faces. Bui down upon the beach In all the storm i woman wrapped In a dark mantle swung e lantern , to guide the seafarers. As the ex hausted trio gained the tdioro the profcssoi saw this woman a Sagittarius woman sill her arm through Cuthbert Ogden's with t ' cry of thankfulness ; and hu stooped am' kissed her , there and then. In the midst ol all the wind , rain , tlrindcr , lightning am : dreadful tempest , and In the presence of the entire ) Baxter household. In that supreme moment the conventionalities of life slipped cable and they dellclously lost cognizance of thliigu present and things to come. An hour later the storm had died away llko the uncertain temper of a spoiled child and a flno young moon was struggling wit ! a few white clouds with manifest victory In the Baxter household order had come oul of confusion. "It's all right , dear Mrs. Baxter , " whir percd Lalla that evening. "Jack nnd I havi made It up. ( Wasn't It fortunate ho wai detained by the storm ? ) You BCC. In glvlnj the professor his birthday. Jock dated him r-clt five years ahead , thinking I would like him better If be was old ; eo he hasn't gel Mars In Libra after all. " Mm. Baxter laughed. She could afford U laugh , for tliu cook and waitress hod prom leeel to remain and were to have theli fortunes told by the professor that vcrj evening. Later Mr. Baxter approached his wife , i twinkle In hln eye. "The general begs ini to drnw up n will ( or him us noon ns pos sible ' he raid. "Up with . , yn mnn $5,000.- 000 and the heart disease can't bo too careful and he wants his money placed to good advantage. He will leave U nil , without restriction , to " "To the public library ? " naked Mrs. Bax ter , breathlessly. "Library ? " Mid Mr. Baxter , without con cern ; "oh , no , to Cuthbert Ogden. " HcllClIlM Of < ' \ellllK. The diseases of women take n front plnco In our social life ; but. If looked Into , 00 per cent of them are functional ailments , be gotten of ennui and lack of opportunity of some means of working off their superfluous muscular , nervous and organic energy. The effect of cycling within the physical ca pacity ot n woman Adft like A clmrm for gout , rheumatism and IndlRt'MJon ' , Bleep * lessness , so-called "nerves , " and nil Ihoso petty miseries for which Iho liver IK so often made the ccnpcgeiftt , disappear In the most pxlrnnrdlnnry wny with ( lie fiesh nlr In haled nnd with the tissue destruction nd reconstruction effected hy exorcise and ex hilaration. 1'or tlu * riillilt-cu. Last summer we had n child suffering from bloody flux , when wo came Into pos session of n bottle of Chamberlain's Colic , Cholera and Diarrhoea Hemcdj I gave some of It to the child nceonlltm to dlrec- thins. It afforded almost Insfnnt relief niul effected n permanent cure ( Jeo. Jenkins , Cedar freek , Tnncy Co. . Mo. "Evcrj' Monday morning for two years I've ' used SANTA CLAUS SOAP-nlwnya imikcs the clothes pure mid white without hnrel nibbing t hnve my washing tlotic hy nine o'clock. This sonp has never harnieel the most elclicnte 9 in my summer dresses , so it must lC free from all nciels. I tlo wish yon .would sciul elown to the Grocer ml get o cnkc to try on your next washing-day. You will find a perfect laundry Soap. Sold every where. Mndconlyhy 1 The i N. K. Fairbank ! Company , ; Chicago. Leading Business Men AI1STHACT OP TITII3. lleoluT , .lni'Ktil .t Co. , llltli SI. AGUIObl.TUltAIj IMIM.KMKXTS. S , C. .t C. C. ( iruy , llllli .t North St.s. ATTOKXISVS. Allicrt .V : Itfoilcr , Olive S ( . C. J. e.'iirlcnv , lUlli SI. \V. X. llcn.sley , 1UtU S . MoAIIlMtcr A : CornclliiN , lit .t NorlH Nt C. A. SIKICI11 til St. VVIiltmnycr fc ( ioiulrlnK , Xi-li. Arc. Wooxlcy .t SHri-M , 11th St. IIAKKHV AXI > COXKKOT10XKKY. C. C. .JoncN , l tli St. M. VoKel , lltli St. IIAXIvS. CnluiuIitiN SliilcI , . Rvrnrilt I'rcsUletit. Commercial limit , littli St. FliNtnllnnul. . Olive St. IIAItllKHS. \V. M. HriMVii , 1 I Hi St. I. Sctvcll , Tlmrxloii House. y.fimceUfr .t Willis , OllviSt. . IIF.KH WIIOI.HSAMS. Sell IK * . J. i > . Alilx , ABfiit. IIICVCIiUS. Ocrrnnl Wheel WiirkH. Xol . Ave. IIIACKS.MITIII\e ; .t WAKOXMAKIXO. Louis Ilelil , 11th SI. Sillier .t Koilur , Cor. 1O .t Xortli Sts. IIOOIC IIIMM.Vr. . ColuiiilniH Join-mil , 11th St. HOOKS .t STATIOXUKY. > Carl Kramer , mill St. IIHOICHKS. F. ! Smith .fc Co. , I'liurNton 111 n pic. CAHl'KTS. J. A. Iliirlior .t Co. , l.'MIi St. CIRAIl FACTO II V. A. F. SafTriin , 11th St. CIOAHS WHOLESALE : . L. J. 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ColunihiiH Milling Co. , LoulH St. Klcvalor Holler , A. Jae-KKl , M r. FIJHXITL'HK AXI > UI'IHH.STKII I\O. Henry GIINH , Cor. Loulx it llth Sin. GKM3IIAL MKItCIIAMHSi : . The Fair , 12. M. HlNeiiinn. llth St. OUSTS' FUItMSHI.VGS. I3tiill von IlerKeii , llth SI , FrlxeholHION. . , llth SI. A. M. Gray. lHh ! SI. GrelHi-ii IlroH. , llth St. J. 31. Houlihan , Xeh. Ave. GUHAT GI311MAX HUMKDV. H. llranilt , Xfh. Ave. OIIOCI3IUI2S AVIieH.KH.il , 13. AhtH fc Call" , l.Uh SI. GKOCKIIIICS. Muriloilc .V. Son , Cor. lit A : Xeh. Ave , Henry HiiKiilr. .t Co. , 11 Hi St. S > \arlKle > - .V IlnriiHeh , Ave. GliXS AM ) AMMIJMTIO.V. Carl Hehiilierl , Olive St. II.MimVAIIi : , STOVKS A : TIXWAHR. KriiNt < t ScMtarx , llth SI. S. C. A : O. C. Gray , l.'tlh .fc Xurlh St . JIAIIMCSS AMI SADDLUS. F. II. UiiHOhe , llth SI. I , , W.VflliL' . - , lillli St. of Columbus Nebraska , IIOTULS. Clolhrr Iliume , G. A. Sootl. Gruiiil I'aellltSamuel Mnliooil. Lliulell Hotel , GUN Wlmllsch , Meridian Hotel , .lohn G. 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Gray , Cor. it : .t Xnrlh Silk SHOE STOHES AM ) SIIOEMAICEHS. Emll von HcrKcn , lllh St. FrlNcholIlroH. . , lllh SI. J. II. Galley , llth SI. A. 51. Gray , itlh : St. GrclNcii llros. . lllh SI. J. 31. llonahaii. Xeb. Ave. William SehllK. Olive SI. STEAMSHIP ACE\OY. Anilerxoii AHoeii , Olive SI. SimVKVOH & CIVIL EXGIXEEH. L. F. GottNchallt. TOYS. Carl Kramer , lltlh SI. CXDEKTAieiXG. Henry GIIHN , Cor. lllh and LiuilH Slit. WALL PAPEIt. J. C. Ee-holR , Olive St. WIXES JCHIIEK. Win. Iliteher , llth anil Loulx Sin. WINKS , LKlUOItS AM ) UIUAHS. J , I * . AhlN , l.'Illi SI , Win. Huuher , lllh unit I.oiilN 1 < | H. . Sam GIIHN , Olive SI. , Win. HaKcl , lllh St. L. J. Li > c , (110 11tli St. I The Senate' , S , .1 , Itynii , lllh St. Nebraska City's Leading Business Men 1 ATTOHXEVS. i F. P. Ireland. v. .r , .SleveiiHoii , J. I , . WalNou , 1C. F. Warren , J. A. Hoetney , HAXICS. KnrmerN1 Hank , llcrchanlh' JVatloiial , .Velii-iiNka Clly .National Otou County National. HAUIilClt.S. n , A. 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