p r 16 7 [ II ] t UILAIIII DAILY I3DI t : I . SUND..Y CAZtGI 29 , 1S 9h , t INSURANCE Fi 'e , Tornado , linzjloyey s Liability Plate Glass , Elevator Accident STEAM BOILER , PUBLIC LIABILITY AltOllL2ttC S lYZ7LklC1- INSURANCE. J INSURANCE.Insurance. 11 r a represent oil Y "old line" companies , and all : : arc promptly adjusted and paid from this office. Especial' care and attention given to the care and management of the entire insurance of large mercantile and mannfaturing concerns. We now have charge of the insurance of many of the lamest establishments to Oniat and South Omaha , Our many Years experience as adjusters and managers of insurance companies warrants us in h i i stating that insurance written by u > will complete- 1 } r protect your interests in eV ° rv way. OurCompanies : i North Brifish. . , . $ 3,833,133 , , La cashirz..2,3D1,856 . , , j r Spring Gatdeo , , . 1,351,185 , , Traders. . . . . . . . . 1,741,259 , , . 2,301 , , 580 Caledonian. . . . . . 2,015,904 , , ' WestbUnderwrilers 5,723,034 , , Lloyds Plate Glass 610,466 , Guarantors. . . . . : 1,182,530 , , Total. . . . . . . . $ P0,638,947 , , Loaning Department We represent in the west sonic of the strongest - est financial' institutions in the country , and are prepared to accept every good loan o.fercd on unproved - proved Omaha real estate at the lowest rate of inter3st- a Loans on first class business property 5 to G per cent. No red tape ; no time lost. When we accept a loan and find the title prfect we are prepared - pared to pay over the money. t We buy city and county warrants. CERTIFICATE 01' PUBLICATION. OFFICE OF Auditor of Public Accounts , STA'I'E OF SEiItASICA. LINCOLN , Feb. 1 , 1S9C.-It Is hereby certified ' that ( ho Cnledmtian insurance company of Edln- burgh , In Scol'nnd has campthd with the Insurance - surance law of this stale end Is authorized to trnn-net the'1uslners of fire lnsuraace In this 'stnte ' for the current year. WItnU3s my hand and the real of the auditor or public accounts the day and year abovee writ- ten. EUGENr xlooltE , ( Seal , ) Auditor of Public Accounts , CEIIfIFICATE OF PUBLICATION. OFFICE OF Auditor of Public Accounts. s'P.tTE OF NEnItAS1A. LINCOLN , Feb. L 1691. tt Is hereby certified that thN Lanenshlre Insurance company of Manchester - chester , in England , has complied with the Insurance - surance laws of this stale and is authorized to transact the business of fire insurance In this state for the current year. 11'itno s my hand anti the seal of the auditor of public acccunta the day and year above writ- le Auditor f ( .rah ) Public Accounts. CERTIFICATE OF PUBLICATION. OFFICE OF Auditor of Public Accounts. SPATE OF' NEIIIIASiCA. LINCOLN , Feb. 1 , 1591.-rt is hereby cerllfed that the Agricultural Insurnnco company of Watertown , in The alato of New York , has e'm- 11110(1 whit rho lneurance Inw of this state , and is authodzal to transact tie : business of fire insurance - surance in this state for the current year. Witness my hand and ( ho ecnl of the auditor of public accounts the day and year above writ- ten. EUGENE MOOR ( : , ( Seal. ) Auditor of Public Accounts. CERTIFICALE OF PUBLICATION : ' ' ' OFFICE OF Auditor of Public Accounts , S'1LYrc OF NEIIHASlC.1 : LINCOLN , Feb , 1 , 1890. It 1st hercby certified that the Traders Insurance - surance ecmpany of Chicago , In the state of IlUnols , has complied with the insurance law of ths ! state and Is authorlzed to transact the business of fire Insurance In ths ! state for the current year. i Witness my hand , and the seal of the auditor of public accounts the day and year. above written. - EUGENE M00RE , ( Seal. ) Andltor'of Public Accounts. CERTIFICATE OF PUBLICATION , OFFICE OF Auditor of Public Accounts , STATE OF NEIIRASIA , LINCOLN , Feb. 1 , 1896 , It Is , hereby certified that the Lloyds Plato Glass Insurance company of New York , In the state of New York , has complied with the Insurance - suranco laws of this state and Is authorlzed to transact the business of plate glass insurance - suranco In this state for the current year. Witness my hand and the seal 'of the audllor of public accounts the day and year above wrtlen. : EUGENE MOORS , ( Seal , ) Auditor of Public Accounts. 1 with rapidly alternating currents at enormous' potentials , the result being that a patient Introduced into oluch a chamber Is treated unconsciously for whatever trouble may be his by a system of admtnlstering the great Ilfo farce that Is calculated to build up his whole system old fortify him against attacks of whatever sort fro ; . ; within , AS A STIMULANT , The currents sent through tire body 1n these devices for treating dlseasa are of such high voltage , 100,000 or more , that it Is a wonder how the human body can endure lhem'slnco the same amount of trio energy transformed to a lower voltage would probably prove fatal , and yet the pa- tlents thus treated experience no iii effects , and , are Indeed scarcely conscious of what Is pasing through them , while Tesla's start- Iing experiments have shown that a man may rcce ve mllllons of volts that literally set his whole body aglow with electric fire and yet suffer no harm , These higk.frcqueney' currents are found to produce a most stimulating and beneficial effect upon The nerves of nutrition which envelop and Peneteato all.tito tissues of the body , and which , whim they fall to act properly - erly are responsIBle for many diseases , hke rheumatism , gout , anaema ! , ehlorosls , neuras- thenla , melancholia , etc „ usually the result of malnutrition and a failure in the bodII' conbustlon process , In rheutnatlsnn es- peclally these , currents give most valuable results by checking the formation of the baneful uric acid. One of the most convenient methods of adminlstering electrlclty , and most valuable to busy city dwellers , Is that adopted by several New York physicians , who by the use of variously adapted discharges from static machlues , succeeded in nlalting their wI hnto , indetd , ] wilt ) out they effort on their part. Seated comfortably in a chair through which proper connections have been made , an indolent or over-occu- pied man of affairs may In fifteen minutes while comfortably readhig his newspaper get Into his body through the smooth and pleasant - ant Slow of current as much essential benefit as It he had galloped over country roads for half a day , or beat Idmselt double rowing to r raver , To a person whose nerves have given way through worry or stress o1 affairs , there Is nothing moro delightful or soothing than to receive over the body the cool breeze of electricity that flows from one of the uleclrodea passed over the arms and face and limbs , while to bring the electrode into direct contact with the body through the elothing and then pass it up and down , back and forth , louchlng every part , glvea a sensation that Is at once pheasant and stimulating , as If mllllons of tiny needles were llckling the skin In every pore and crevice , There follows from tlls a sense of delicious langour that speedily lea4s to . .4. Rental Department. 4 if you want to rent a house from $3,00 to $30.00 a month , come ani : see us.Ye . \ have houses for rent in all parts of the city. Go and see tle elegant brick house at 531 South 26th avenue , or the frame hotiss at ' 116 and 420 North ) 31st street. All conveniences , low rents. ' - We have hest the thing for a first-class board" ing house-14 rooms-modern-only $45.00 a . - List your propcr ty with. es. CERTIFICA1l OF PUBLICATION. OFFICE OF ' -Auditor ofl Pubic ! Accounts. , SP.i'rEOF NEDR.ISICA. LINCOLN , Feb. 1 , 1f6.-1t is hereby certified that the SprlnR Garden , Insurance company of I'hlladelphln , in thr slate of 1'ennsyhento , has comldled with .the insurance igws of this state and Ib'nuthorized to transact the business of lire Itishrnnce In-this state for the current year. 1Yilnt ss'my hahd.andlhetenl ; , of thi.Audllpr ' of P.db110nAtxAUntrdthebdaw and y'ear above writti n ; EUGENIi MOORS , ( Seal : ) AudltoriPdolic Accounts. ( CERTIFICATE OF PUBLICATION. . OFFICE OF Auditor of Public Accounts. r U ST.1TE OI NEiiltlSlC t. IiNCOLN ; Feb. 1 , 1E11 It is , herety certified that the Guarantors Liability Indemnity Co , of I'hiladelphin , in the state of I'ennsylvania , has compiled with tlr insurance laws of this state and Is authorized to transact the business of surety and caaulalty lnsmance in this stale for the current year. Witness my' hand and the seal of th l Audllar of Public Accounts the day and year above written. EUGENE MOUIIE , ( Seal , ) ' Auditor Public accounts. CERTIFICATE OF PUBLICAIION. OFFICE OF Auditor of Public Accounts. S'1'.tTE oie NEIIRASICA , LINCOLN , Feb , , 1 , 1596.-It Is hereby certified that the North British and Mercantile Insurance company of London and E4inburgh , In 0tcat Hdiain has complied with the inaurnnee law of this state. and Is authorized' to transact the business - ness of fire insurance In this state for the current - rent year. Witnros my land and the seal of the auditor of public accountwllie day and year above writ- ten. EUGENE MOORS , ( Seal : ) Auditor of Public Accounts , a desire for sleep , and would bring relief to the most stubborn case of insomnia. Half the Ills of womanhlnd come from nervousness , which Is but a vague way of saying tlmt they need life force , nerve tonic , which Is electrlclty. And in oases of neuralgia or intense local pairs of whatever sort , the patient finds imrneilate relief , besides permanent benefit - fit , on receiving the flow of current from one of the high frequency machines devised - vised for this purpose. ELECTRICITY AS A MASSEUR. And as for massage effects , there Is certainly - tainly nothing that can compare with thin shocking of the muscles that ensues when the patient lays this hand on the brass ball of one of the large static machines , such as are used b ) Dr. Wllt'am J , Marlon of New York , and for ten or fifteen minutes - utos feels his armsstwltcldng with Involuntary - untary canlractlonse , ln no wise unpleasant - ant , which soon send' a gentle warmth over the whole surface bf 'this body , and produce a sense of exhilaration that could otherwise be "produced in adhoaltlty person only by violent exsrcse ! aids in an Invalid not at all. More than ono iiraralyzed arm or mom , her has been brought back to Its former usefulness by thesexappllcatlons , and women whose ordinary vlttllty is so how that they are always shlvetingrhave been brought Into a fine glow , as dchkhtful to them as It Is unfarnlltar , One Interesting rppphlcatlon of electricity In surgery is tln ( telephone bullet probe , Invented by Dr. olohn H , Glydner of New York , and adoptoddln all the hospitals and arndes of the wobld. In this novel device use is made oflltlie ordinary telephone principle , it being Literally true that the surgeon discovers asbullet imbedded in the body by hearing it. ( fed the electric bullet finder been in existence when Garibaldi and Garfield were shot , It la likely that both of lheso great lives might have been saved , It does Its work more 'quickly and easily than even the Roentgen rays could , No battery la used In operating the idle- phonic bullet tinder , the body of thin patient himself being made to furnlah the current necessary for working the telephone sounder , Tide is done on the familiar principle that whenever two metals are placed in a llquld slightly acidulated , their external ends being cohiecled by a conductor , an electric current iii set up between them , passing through tire liquid and through the circuit outside , The human body , with its moist tissues , Is regarded as the liquid ( a 2 per cent solution of common salt ) , the lead bullet Imbedded In the body forme one of tie metal surfaces , while an electrode o $ aluminum inserted in the Patient's mouth forms the other. A wire connects the aluminum electrodv with an aluminum-lipped probe of flexible ma terial , which la introduced into the wound in the path of the bullet. Within the clrcult Is a wire leading to the telephone launder , made with double helix and exceedingly sen altive. Tide thci aurghn adjusts to lila ear whdlo ho probes for the bullet. Now it becomes plain heel It Is possible to locate a hidden bullet by hearing , for no sooner does the almnlnum lip of the probe come .in contact with the lead of the bullet than the circuit Is completed , the patient's hotly is changed Into a battery - tery , the liquids of the tissues having a chemical effect upon the two metals , and the elechlc current which is set flowing forthwith acts upon the telephone sounder in the ordinary way and the surgeon kr.ows by the sound that his search has been successful. So long as the probe touches only the tissue or bone or other substance o1 the body the clrcult is incomplete - complete and the telephone sounder remains - mains mute , but let the two metals corns together and lnmedlately a distinct and characteristic buzzing Is heard and continues - tinues while the contact iii malntalned , In cases where there is no open wound , but wherq a billet has been Imbedded in the body long enough to allow the flesh to heal , an aluminum needle is used instead - stead of the flexible probe , the needlq being - ing Inserted into the part of the body where the bullet is known to be. ) laving reached a desired depth in the tlssuea , llie surgeon moves the needle back and forth , making tlio point explore a region perhaps - haps an inch in diameter. If the bullet is Imbedded there , llle sounder gives warning of the fact , and if not the surgeon drawn out the needle and repeats the opera- tiop in a new hnertlon , continuing thus until Tha bullet le found , When that happens he detaches the wire from the needle , which hi loft In lire patient's body in contact with the bullet , whlclt serves later as a guide to the operating knife , Another way in which the human body may with good results be turned into a battery - tery is in caeea where It is desired to ra- move certan ) tumors , abscesses , blrlh marks , warts an4 other unpleasant growths , and this without leaving scars , as might happen from the use of the knife. A circuit being estab- Ilshed through the body , a needle or prop- eriy shaped electrode is gently Introduced into the substance to be annlhllaled , and Immediately - mediately , as It is tryo whenever a current passes through a Ilquid , a chemical change begins , the liquid which forms the bulk of the offending growth being gradually decom- poaed Into Its constituent gases , and so pass. lug away , leaving but a aught residue of south 'natter , Repeated application. of this treatment - ment are necessary to ehtitely drive away tha growth , but q steady gain is ndted with successive appllcatlons until Qrally in a largo number ot cases Tbo patient finds himself entirely rid of Ills trouble , no scar remaining and no pain baying been experienced. ChpVJfAND bi4FrTT , Real Estate. i Now is the time to buy Omaha real estate. We re n-esent eastern investors who ( hiring the ti . ri depre5seI ( times through r which we have passed have lead to take in property under foreclosure of mortgages , and we now offer such property at , wlmt it cost the ' agees'i 1 you want to buy a house at one-third of what , , , it will sell for in two years time , now is your opportunity - portunity , Come and see us. See us about the elegant houses and lots we have for sale on 39th and r 1 0 th streets in Stewart Place-paved streets , watel , gas-all conveniences. ' We have houses anh lots in all arts of the city at prices you can never again buy them at. ' tPi ' Come and see us. THE GUABANTORS' UABILITti INDEMNITY COMPANY Of PENNSYLVANIA. RICHARD F. LOPER , Cmeral Manigec SRENNAN-LOVE CO. , Gan. Agts. for Nebraska. , STATEMENT DECEit7BE R31iT , 1896. ' ' i . ' . ASSET'S. Real sestate owned by eoulpaay. . . . . , $ fO,000.00 Loans on bonds and luorlgnges oil real estnto . . , . . . . . . , . . . . . . . 114J30.30 United , States Covornment 5 per cent 1)011(113 ( . , , , ; . . 111,000,110 Passenger railway ] st lnortgnge bonds , 111,000.00 I liilndelpbin , I'5. . , city Ionia. . . . . . . . . . , ( i5,11)0 ) , ( ) ) Itroolclyn , N. Y. , 4 per cent city 1001114 411,500,00 City buntls . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 100,7xx ( ) ( ) Itailrond Lind other hoods . . . . . . . . . . . . . . aG,51t.0O Collateral longs , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , 05,114.0' ' Cash in bails . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . : . . . . . 90,3St.0a At'erne(1 interest 1111(1 other ndulltted as. sets . . . , . , . , , . . . . 24lO1i.3d Net premlums 111 course of collection. : . 14tEJL55 Total assets. . . . . . , . , . . , „ , „ , . . . „ $1,153,33033 LL111ILITIInS. Total lasses nlJBSted , unlahl. ) . , . . , , . , . , $ lGl.i.h7 ( ' ; Total claims in process of 'ahJustIlleat - , . ( aulount claimed lu full ) , , , , , , , , , , , , , 1,0)4. ) 10 Caials ) resisted or Ill SUSCUSC. ) . . . . . , . . . , r 19,000.00- . t Speclnl reserve fund to sleet , i tumscerlained chum s.$110,330.10 Less re-hllstlr'ailce , . . . . . , . , 22t)02.77 ) - t - - i 110,133.33 . . Reausnrn11ce rcSe1tO to coot all : .udt " stuuding risks. 353,04 ° .03 Reserve far all other linbilitles. . , , . . . , 15iSy.0S , ( 'a Alai slick , , , ' NLT SURPLUS , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , 104,751.7.1 t r , 'rota ) linhnltiea . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $ ] ,143,5303,3 Dposited with State Insut'ancc D. pa rtlncnts far the Protection of Policy-itolders , $238,930.00. r ImportEni ; to Insurers. The smallest amount of liabilil y f o r outs t and I n g r I aks readily denotes the et r5. ngest company wllh which to insure , The J7 following facts eealc for themselves , lee figures being taken from the omelal tables supplied by the respectlvo companies r herein appearing. Outstanding Surpluu to IJlrks Outstanding to NAME OF COMPANY , . j Insurance ASlels ltlsks to each policy Dollar of t ; oft ) In Force , Dollar or holders Sutptus to Assets. policy holders Fidelity and Casualty Insurance Company . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $169,9-2GAKJI $ , , $193 $508,995 $8.7 Hartford Steam Holler In.pectlon and Insurance Company , , . , . . . , . 26,519,1891 $2,418,0981 181 733,271 362 GUARANTORS' ' 114811111 INOEMNIiY IN URaNCE CO.MPANY' 149,059,98411,182 h39I 4 ? 0OR 982 8O i Standard Life and Accident Insurance Company , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , 12o9541f 0 841,854 143 22,305 4ot Union CnsuatY ; ComPally. . . . . . . . , , , , , , , , , , , , . . . , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , 90,2131'3 761,804 118 320tor 170 , j" , Llnlled Btates Casualty Comp + mY. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1G7S83,71d 5'(0,310 319 350G92 476 Employers' Llabinty Ass , Corporation , Ltd. , of London . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 209,3:1,120 dep 450,000 443 368,571 578 London Guarantee and Accident Company (1894) ( ) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 46SSG,150 , dep 200OW , 23t 2538 163 . - - I BRENNAN-LOVE CO. , 430-431-432 PAX'I'ON ELK. , OMAHA. 1 , ; - PO1 ' Ll1' ' TI Ir 1TIICZIC ; 1\AYES \ Wonderful New Ways of Utilizing Elco- tri0lty as a Cure , THE HUMAN BODY AS A BATTERY a s Aeittnrlctthle Sitloaulalle Power of Ieigh'l'enslou Curreuls-inutrncttru ] ) chills of Yhirlous 1lethods of Appllentlon , ( Cupyrigld , lS 6 , by P , S. McClure , rdmlteL ) Each advance of the various sciences bringe thietn all closer lei ethter , the different paths scouilag to converge toward one common point Already most of the mysteries of the physical world are alike in thle , that they are , according to best oplnton , enacted in the saute nledlunr , what. Is called the other , that Impaaderable , invisible , elurlve eomething In whlclt all ecle ( lets believe as Cluistlans do h1 God , Tight moves In the other , boat conies through ( the ether , gravitation is Atoughlt to act In connection with the ether , and now wu bavo the Roentgen rays accounted - counted for ns longltudlnal stresses In the ether , And back of all , underlying all , over amt above all , Is electricity , that mutter , mystery , related to all otlior utyeterlce' , whlclt also works Its wonders In the ether , R'ho shall sty then that the life force in men , like these oiliest forces , Is not an elec- trlcal manifestation , and that when the soul leaves the body it Is not lransntllled to distant realms through this same ether , I which brings light to us from the sun at the rate of 185 miles in a second ! Teslu regards , llfe as an eleclrio phenomenon , and Graham 13011 has pursued active experiments to demonstrate that thie signals from brain to muscles through the nerves are electric signals , governed by ordinary laws of elec. ( rlclly , and that thought Is an electrical process , resulting from an excitation of the body's great electrical center , that Is , the brain , The researcher of Tarcttanoff halm recently brought startling proof that actly. Ity of the brain acts up electrical currents r over the body , and a delicate galvanometer would show a deviating needle It properly applied to a person who should suddenly con , contrate hla mind upon some complicated mathematical problem , And If deticato up- paratus Is used , even a tickling of the skan , N sudden noise , a strong odor , or a bright 1Ig11t. thrown upoa the eye , will produce 5.p' = : ° - at.wahw TELEPHONE 1284. iJIi-INNAl'\LOVE Co UNDERWRITERB , INVES ° I'1VlE1V'I' SECUI2ITIE5 , 430-431-432 PAXTON BUCK , 016IAHA. preclablo currents In various parts of the body and of varying Intenelty. Rasing their conclusions on such'slgnlflcant facts as these , specialists In Increasing num. born are coniing to regard this great force of the universe , this life force , this nerve force , electricity , In short , as one of tlio moot Important agencies In medicine , and as a eubstituto'In many Instances for the drugs and decoctlcns hitherto regarded as necessary - sary In the treatment of dlseasa , ELECTRICITY AS iIEALTII PRESERVER. And there Is coming about a perceptible change In the way of viewing bodily condl- tlois , and a movement toward the ancient wisdom of the Orientals , who have matn- tatned for centuries that the proper burlness of doctors Is not so much to combat disease as to maintain health and let the body do Ito own combatltlg , That electricity will do mueh to maintain health . cannot be seriously questioned , It 11.111 warm the body better than a bed , it will knead the fesi ) and muscles bgtler than the most skillful massaga operator , It will give exercise with all the glov and fatlguo of a horrebaolc ride or a foot ball scrimmage , It will calm the nerves and Induce sleep , Raclerlologlsts tell us that the human body is a battlefield on wldch are encamped rival armlee of microbes , the good and the bad , those that sustain health , those that breed Illness , And between these twa armies a never ceasing war Is carried on ( rent birth uulll death , Even the healthiest person hiss hn his body constantly , breathed Into the Icings or taken into the stomach , microbes enough to bring about Ids euro tie. struetlon , wCro It not that The forces making for Health , electric frocea these , hotel the ascendant , and the germs of consumption and fevers and other diseases are driven from the field , the body being Impregnable against them. ilut when the balance turns the other way , and the attacking hordes are able to overcome - come the resistance at one ) mint or another on the Ilno'tlien this or that disease breaks forth and the doctors appear with this or that drug , which , at the best can only combat - bat the effect and not Iho cause , ) lad therq been In that patient more life force the line of reslstanco would have been strengthened by it and the disease brought to a conclusion - sion without drugs , In other words , the new school of physics regards drugs , with few oxceptlons , as merely temporary oxpedlenla and prefer to devote their attention to strengthening the whole system , so that It can fight Its own hattiee , and here electricity is a powerful and ever ready ally. Already D'Arsenval and other Pari ape , claliets have pushed the growing tendency to supersede drugs with electrlclty by the construction of eleotrlcal aliam6era , which are niado centers of powerful electrical Infiu- ance , easily controlled by means of variously arranged coils , sometlmes encircling the en. tire room , or by auspended plates conneceted - i MON. Y TO L 0AN ON OMAHA REAL ESTATE. at front 5 to 7 % Interest. county 2nd czfy , LI/arrrints 13o1igl t HOUSES TO REM. I.'LAI ES7AT.E. t MONEY 'FOLD ouT' of COUiL'r , A Crop of Anecdotes Concerning 1leui- hcrs of tin- bench surd liar , E , D , Green of Ottumwa , Ia „ while at the national capital recently , told a Washington - ton Star reporter a story about Judge lien- dersholt of Ottumwa , ono of the leading lawyers of tha Ifawkeyc stale. "Judge lfendershotl , " said Mr , Green , "was trying a case under the prohibition law. An important question was raised as to whether or not a barrel of whisky was do- llvered to the defendant. "An Irishman by the name of O'Connor , was the drayrnan , and wl + en Judge llender- shalt started to cross-examine him he con- eluded to frighten him Into contradicting his testimony of the oxaminatlon-fn chiet. Assuming a dramatic pose'and with a stern voice he saki ; 'Remember , sir , you are on your oath , Remember , you have sworn to tell the truth , the whole truth and nothing but the truth , Iemember , that to deviate one Iola from the truth Is perjury , and the punishment for perjury is Imprisonment In llio state penitentiary of Iowa , Now , sir , upon your oath , did you deliver that barrel of whisky to Pat fluffy ? ' "Tho Irlshnnan answered coolly and de- Ilheralely , 'Well , judge , bean' on me oath , faith I couldn't ' say I delivered a bar'1 at Mr. Duffy's place , On one Ind of that bar' ( was marked "Pat Duffy , " on the ither and was marked "whisky , " but beln' on mo oath I couldn't say whether Pat Duffy or whisky was In this bar' ( ; "The defendant was convicted. " "There are only half a dozen houses In Langtry , Tex „ says a gossiper In The Phlla- delphia Record , "and one o $ them Is a com bination 'beer and law shop ; presided over by Judge Roy ( lean , Who is the most autocratic and most original judge in all Texas , As the name of the town is i.angtry , the judge , who reads the papers , has quite appropriately named his place the 'Jersey Lily. ' llla business sign bears this lnscrlptionl'Ice-Cold Beer and Law West of the Pecos , ' 'flue Pecos river Is the eastern boundary of the judge's clrcult , which em braces 500 miles of wildest Texas , Ile was made judge-prob- ably self-appointed-when he was a young mall , and hu Is about G5 years old now , Nobody would dream of holding an election for Oho position , Judge Bean's method of dispensing law Is not Iho sort you read of In books , Once , whiAn a Texan pleaded gutlly before him of killing a Chinaman , the judge said : 'Thera ' ain't any law in Texas agln' klllln' a Chlusnian. Prlsdner's discharged. ' Jn apotber occasion a man was brought he- fore him for sealing ( a cow valued at about $ t , 'Well ; said the judge , 'you'll pay $250 One or hang' 'fbe prisoner protested that the cow was only nort ( a few dollars. 'Shut dpi' yelled the judge , 'Come up with $260 ot ! you hang. ' The prisoner came up. " I + Congrcasman Charles Daniels of Buffalo , rorinerly a justice of the Now York auprem court , told a story the other day which show - u what strange evidence people somellmoo It- adopt conclusions , A man head been conk viclel of lime murder of bin wife , and the case was finally carried to tha court of apq peals , which reversed The finding of thiS lover court , A special heating was ordered by The governor , This was held at Syraegsb ; and Juolics Daniela was called upon to pre- uhdu. In examining the jurors , Ito man mid that ho was prejudiced hn the matter , tVhert asked If lie had gleaned his prejudlco from the papers or by talking with Interested pat. t ties , or by hearmy , lie replied to every goes. lion that ho didn't ( mow a thing about th care , but that ho was , nevertheless , prejq diced , Ile was excused , but Justice Daniels ' wan not nvttsfied , and lie soil thin sheriff and had the juror brought back to hhn , Ile asked hhn where ho had gained lila prejudice , The , fellow replied : "I don't know anytlihlg about h the care , but the lawyers made such Idiots of lhensah'ee in exaniing the jurors that know Tbo man must b0 guilty , ) The prosecuting altoniey of a north Ms ( ? sour ) county and a young attorney noted fop fits parsistetco were recently trying the pro. Itbninary Bearing of a criminal case before * Justlco of ( lie peaco. The yovig allorfieyl asked many Irrelevant gntl lncanipetent ques- tion. ' , and when the prosecuting attorney , world object would always ray , "Your honor , before you pats on that ob. jectlon I want to argue it" Floally the young man asked the name quesllul the seventh lime against Iho prose. cuttng attorney's objection , when this prose. o- _ , cuter , losltg his pallence , Bald ! n a loud aside ; " - - , are you never going to get over bed ! ng a confounded fool ? " ) 15'hereupon the young fellow jumped up with Ida usual remark ; "Your honor , before yon pars fin that I want to argue ih" _ r Judge Gary has a dry Wit with him iha6 ti Is occasionally Iho cause of hla grim COiP room being pervaded by a very audible r turlug , The other day , says fine Green nti , 1 one of limo attorneys was airing his lodl riav lieu , lie hid been robbed , Yea , sir , robPed It was shameful the way lhlrga went right there under Iho eyes of the law , Finally Judge Cary nollced this fuming and fretting ono , tt hats the matter now , he asked , "Matter ? It'r a confounded outrage , IIad ui ) overcoat stolen right frog this room , " floe judge smiled a little , Overcoat , ehif' be said , brah , plats nothing. Whole sull. are lost hero every d0 x a 4'