THE OMAHA DAUiY BBlfcJ&ATPKDAY. FEIlltUAlTV' 52. 18fi. ! ) 8PBC1RL NOTICES. Ailvr len > < 'iit for lliemrolmnn will lie Inkrit iitilll JlSiIJO l > .111 , for 1l e crrnlnir nnil nnlll H i > . in. for Hi morning1 nnri Minilny tilMlonn. AilvcrllniT liy reiinrnlliiK it itiini- liorcil clie-f'U , rim lm > nnnnern nil- ilrrxMfil In n ininilirrci ! Idler lit vnve of Thp lire. AtiK Tcr M n < litrioil nlll Itc 1clIvcr Ml iioii iircm-nlnllon nt tlip rlieek nnl > . Iln rx , 1 l-Jc n tvoril llr t ItiMpi-llont Ic n nuril tlicri'iiflrr. .NolliliiK taken fnr li' tlinn a. c for first Insertion. TMCNP 'fllifinriilo in 11 H | IIP run vniiHvt WAXTI5II MAI.I3 Iir.l.P. FOtl Tlin lU'MANi : DIIIIORN ri sid * ldi > line for Imnlwarior luirnM calT.inau. Cnll or address 431 Si ) , llth * t. 11-MCU FJ7 'A ) MnNANDlJAMHTOSHLL our foe.1 irrlnrter and rookero : mlniy , t50 In IZV ) tier month , according In nlilllty. Tlio Lltchllold M's , Co. , Web ter City. In ice TO in * PAID RALIMMI : : : roit CHIAIIS : p | icrl < 1ncf > imnctcvpFiirvt ojcirn Inducement to cuntonioro. IIMiop & Kline , SI. Ixnt'n. Mo. H--M7F7 11J live Innn on tlie Republican tlvcr. Fur pnt tlculnix mldiem Dux G5J , Illir.ii. ] Neb WANTIP , APPiinxTicna roi tr/d ( > ; mil ) ' tight Hcckn lenullcd tn l > c Ilior- ouch : one Ihoupninl men Mimed dally ; only In- tlttltl M of ( lie l.ln.l In the wil MS lltiiKtintc < l cnlnlomic mallei tree. Chlcitgo limber Sc'.mol , 51 Wnbnuli nve. , Chlc.tgo. R-M5G3 2J A rn\v iNnnoiric , nrsTi.iNa MKN CAN find Klwidy , pnintnlil * work llh r. I- ' . Adams Co. , Ml So. Kill 01. II-M3C2M21 WK WANT Till : ADDRESS OP MI5N NOW lnt\rli | > wliu inn p-iuy mechanical iiililier iroiiil" . Riinloi hr , cairlage clntli , etc. , ni n Me line , fw a liberal i-oniiulinloii : we prefer men wltli knowledge of the business and fninlllnr with tintmde ! nc offer the right goodx ami low price" , unit ran meet any com petition. AiMrrm "IluMipr , " OM riillaclclpliln louin ( . rhll.iilHtiil : . I'n. It M361 M * WANTIIU , I.IVi : MAN WITH 1300 CASH TO lake half liiteri-jil with a innnufnciurerj rctiirnR. Aildicss L IS , Bee onice. \VANTK1) . MUN WHO \VIU. WOIIK FOIl > 75 a month Mlinr or IniKC eominlnslon Felling KWHls liy Miniliie to ile.ilcrs : cxpu-ilencc un- neconnry ; wrllo ti" . HniiFclioM Sp"clnlty Co. , 71V , < tli ! . , Clnclnnitl , O. UHM WANTID. WAIST ANII SICIIIT Mrs. II. C. Muses , 3M 80. 17lh ft. C WANTRO. AT MJ I'AHIC AVU. . A COMI'li tent girl for general usewoiU. C 34i-J * WANTII > . nxpnniKNcnn cooic : RKFKR- cneeH iL-nulrcd ; good wages. 221 * L.inilon court. C MH3 23 roii uis.vr iiousns. IIOUHHS IN AM * I'AUTS OP THIS CITY , Till : O. F. DnUa Company , 1503 l'nrnam. U 741 IIOUSKS. IUNKWA & co. , N. ISTH sjr. UODDIIN IIOUSHH. C. A. STAnil,92- . Y. LI l-'R FOR KENT. NICR KOUTH FKONT , 8-HOOM brick houte , with all mojein linprnxcmcnts nil In llist-claa.i condition. liuiulre on promises , K10 HnlMIiiwaul street. D-SI8 K KOLUOWINO nouacs AUK I > ISIUAIIU : na will be rcntfil nt mlilwlnter prices. They will coroinun.l more rent O ) dH5 Inter. He- member we will make Inducements to deslra- blo tenants : No. S2G North 27lh a' nuc , 8-room , modern de- tacintl house. . . , Z004 South llth street , 7-rootn , mwlcrn detached J40l' JacKson atreet , 7-room , mvilern dctqcheil kottxe. 3102 Scwnrd otrcet , 4-room coltaRe. .207 South Mth utrect , 14-room modem detached Fidelity Truit Company , 17W Farnan > street . Hee UUIldlnp. n _ Mist HOUSES. WALLACE. IJIIOWN UhK. 16 & Doui ; . D iG ( F.IClHT-rtOOM HOUSK CENTUAIj LOCATION. | i : nunth. Inquire S010.Capitol . nvcnue. * ' " TWO C-ROOM COTTAGKS. ONK FURNISHKO ; . modern. S03 Sa. 30th. p JJ1-5S * S-ROOM : COTTAGI : . SOUTH 21ST. ST. D 11379 20 * C-IIOOM FLAT IN TOWN. NEAR Hunicnm patk ; gas. hut iiml cold uuter , Itilli and closet : will paper fresh to wilt tenant ; rent rcmonililp. M. J. Kenmiid & Son. loom SIO * llrown block , S. E. cor. Kill nnd DiiuslaH. n ana 21 _ _ _ _ _ FOR RENT , 3-ROOM HOUSE ; GARDEN. Si : cor. 2M and Clark. I > JHii FOIl UKNT FUHMSIIKI1 11OOJIS. * * _ PKSIRAriLK SOUTH FRONT FURNISHED room : tiny window ; modem conveniences ; ( good _ board , thlid aoor ; 1SZJ Chicago * tri SCU ST. MARY1 S. FURNISHED ROOMS ; liouaekerplni ; . 1.--M341 Sf 8U1TK 'OF ROOMS ; FURNISHED OR t'NFUR- nlahed ; nudern conveniences. 171J Chicago HI. B-MM7 J8 _ NICELY FURNISHED ROOMS ; HOUSHKEI5P- Ing. PIG N. Kill. 1J-M378 2i 1100.1IS AM ) 1IOA11D. FURNISHED FRONT ROOMS WITH OR WITHout - out board : aleam heat ; electric bells ; bithi ; rates reasonable. Midland hotel , ICtli K Chicago cage st . F M535 FURNISHED BTKAM HEATED ROOMS. MODern - ern conveniences , board. 602 South 13th. F 73J NICELY FURNISHED ROOMS. Ml S. 2JTII ST. F M303 M' FURNISHED AND UNFURNISHED ROOMS \\ltli board , Utopia , 171 Davenpoit ft.F F 348-26 * LARGE SOl'TH ROOMS , WITH STEAM ; KX- cellent lulile ; references. 202 N. ISili. ISili.F F M3762S _ _ MRS. CHURCHILL WILL OPEN THE HOUSES 2101 nnd 2103 , Douglas ( formerly known ns Th Albany ) , March 1st. Rooms fumUhed or unfurnished ; table tojnl , J3. Apply 181 : Chl- cngi , F M3W SS FOIl UKNT UXFUIINISHRD UOO.1IS. 4 ROOMS : WATER IN KITCHEN : CENTRAL ; rcanrinuble lent ; nice for housekeeping. 1703 Webster at. a 700 E UNFURNISHED CHAMHERS FOR HOUSE , keeping , man nml wife : water In kitchen : Hteel Ink ; wastn pipe. 319 N. 17lh. 0 11512 FOIl HUNT HTOHKS AND OFFICKS. FOR IlKNT , THE 4-STORY IIRICK IIUILDINO t 1C Farnam t. This building lias a tlir- proof cement basement , cnmiitetu steam heal- inir fixtures , water on all flours , RUB , etc. Ap ply at the otllce of The Ilee. 1 910 FIRST CLASS 1IRICIC STORE IIUILDINO , 1011 Fnrniin. 3 toilf and bitiement : Mill alter to nult tenant. I w mil. Ill Flirt National IIMC I-MIOJO.JJ i. GRAIN AND COAL ; GOOD LOCATION. Addrm.1 L C , Hee oltlce. 1 MS37 J : AOICVI'S WA.VI'HIJ. AGENTS : VISIT EVERY STORK AND OFFICE. Nunalirii printing device , Ste.idv work nil rum mer. liu-luau clump. Alt' C' , , Rnclne.s. \ . J-S1351 JJ AOI7NT3 , mO-wiCI-JICLY 8ALA1IY TO MIGHT parties , l.lltlivok , u tnup fur run one ; nuv BCllcnu' : fullutt * lniKicl | | > le. Wrllu for tpeclal pruKullln. | U > cli liox MM , lluvlnn. Mum. J-MJ70 Jl WASTHI1 TO IIU.VI WANTUU. TO Iin.S'T. A 6-ROOM MOUIJItN detached railage ; muni be cheap. Addresi I. M. lice. TC MJCOK * STORAGE , FRANIC EWERS. 1111 HARNKY. il-731 1'ACIFIU STORAGE AND WAREHOUSE CO. , 908-910 Joiiex. General ttoiane and forwaidlne. J1-7M WAISTKD TO HUY. SNIMIANU FURNITURE. 1IROW.VS , 102 S. 14 ' N-tig WANTED-TO Rl'Y A 5.0W TO | 7,0 KTOCK of Kcnerul mtrcliunilUe for rviiiottil. li. H Hutclitn * . New Ponca , Okla. N SJ3-M * F1VB. li. M. 49. 0 AND 16) AORH-TRACTtToK uoo4.laiij , ullh or without bulldlngi. wlthUi S to M mild of Omaha , either In Nrbmika , or loua T , ( leu. 1' . Hernia , Paxton black. N-J10 FUUMTUHK , KUHNlTUllE AND CAltl'ETH AT JU SO. 10TII , O-7U * - * < TOR s.MK-itniisi ! * AM ) ixm ? Ai.iT ONE TiT'dof Tif nsE AND o\T : frdilln l ; < . 'fc , very Kf-nlle ; will * * lt thrnp. Jioi Dnuglai ( . 1' til tl ron SAI.H ptir : : > SHEET POTATOI.S , VINEI.ESS. VRKE Thfo. WJIIlMttm , liciivn , Neb. IJMICO1I2S * nnsr IIAUIIWOOO nee AND CHICKEN fr'uo. Air. , "all who" C II. Iw , Ml DoiiRlns. Q-761 FOR BALE2.0V ) TONS OP GOOD CLEAR rltr Ice In Ice houra known nn the ( Lite City , north end of , SM | t. W. C. Thotm * Florence. CLAIHVOVAM'S. MIIS. DR. II. WARRKN , CLAIRVOYANT. Ill- 1'abli ' limlnem mullutn ; 8th 5ear nt 119 N , IMh. H 7&5 M. LEON MAIlitAD , THE CELE- t > mle < l clalrvnynnt. lm returned to Omahn , nnJ tan be ronnullo.1 on nil nrdilr * . Without nuklne > ou quiiitlnnK. Prof. Mnrrnd tell * you ( very- thing ) in t , ) ire cnt nnd future. Sullsfnctlon Kimrniileed. Dally from 10 n. m. to I p. m. , 1U9 I'lirnam utreet. MJ43 21 * MASSACJIJ , I1ATIIH , F.TC. D"oUOLAS STIUET , 211 floor , room 11 : masxage , ntcnni , nlcohol nnd Bulphurlne Imthii. T 218-22' * MME AMKS. FORMERLY OF ST. IX5UIS , MAS . K.I BO nml bath * . M" 8. 13th St. , 2d floor , room 19. T-10LM8' MADAME LEON. MASSAGE PARLpRfl. RESTful - ful and refreshing. 117 S , llth St. , upMnlra. T M2SI-22 * I'F.H.SO.VAL. , MASSAGE. MME. POST , 3ID14 H. 15TH. U 7M FINE LIVERY RIGS CHEAP. ED ItAtJMLEY , Kill nnd St. Mary's nvenue. Telephone. 4II > . U-737 .MISS VAN VALKENRURGH DESTROYS PER- mnncntly by electrlcty fluporllumis hair , moles , wulU , etc. Room 41C , N. Y. Life bldg. U-755 VIAVI CO. . 346 REE IIUILDINO : HOME treatment for ladl * * : phynlclnn nf fifteen years' expel lenco In attendance ; consultation free. U-M7W 11ELLE I5PPERLY CORSET MADE TO ORDER nt 1909 Farnam. Lndy canvasoem wanted. U MTOS-I-'SS * MARRIAOR PAPER WITH PHOTOS. 2M "nda , " lOc. "How Knot , " Spokane. Waslu U 012-M1 * I WILL QUALIFY YOU AT YOI'R HOME TO fill any iKwItlon whetc a ilrnt-cln tiooltkeeper may be uanteil ; for the sum of J3 : time re quited ; two to four weeki ; experienced nnd unexperienced nllke benefited : write for circu lar * . W. II. Harrett , Nebraska City. Neb. U-K1 27 MO.VKY TO LOAN IIBAI , ESTATE. ANTHONY LOAN AND TRUST CO. . SIS N. Y. Life. Loans at low rates for choice eectirlty In Nebraska & Iowa farms or Omaha city property. W 701 MONEY TO LOAN AT LOWEST RATKS. THE O. y.Javl Co. . IMS Fnrnani st. W 702 G PER CENT MONEY TO LOAN ON OMAHA real estate & Neb. farms. W. II. Mclkle. Omnlin. _ W 703 MONEY TO LOAN ON IMPROVED OMAHA leal estate ; . Ilrennan , Love & Co. , Paxton blU. W 704 CITY LOANS. C. A. STARR , 925 N. Y. LIFE. W-705 LOANS ON IMPROVED & UNIMPROVED CITY property. W. Farnam Smith & Co. . 1320 Fnrnnm. W 707 FARM LOANS , DOUGLAS AND SARPY. 1 TO 10 years : low rates. Garvln IJros. , 210 N. Y. I. . W-7GS GEO. P. BEMIS. LOANS. PAXTON BLOCK. W 950 FROM $100.00 UP. F. D. WEAD. ICth & Douglas. W-293-M1C MONEY TO LOAN ON IMPROVED OMAHA property nt 4 , ! \ < , . C nnd 0i ! per cent. Pu ey A Thomas , room 207 , First National Hank bldp. W-233 MOXBV TO , I.OACHATTELS. . MONKY TO LOAN'ON FURNITURE. PIANOS narscs , wagons , etc. , at lontU intes In city ; no removal nf goods : strictly confidential ; you can pay the lo.in off nt any time or In any amount. amount.OMAHA OMAHA MORTGAGE LOAN CO. . 300 S. ICth st. X-770 MONEY TO LOAN. 30. CO. SO DAYS : Fl'RNI- tuie , pianos , etc. Duff Green , room 8. Harker blk X771 1HISIXRSS CHAXCKS. CRIPPLE CRKI3K GOLD STOCKS. SAFE AND sure ; J5 nnd upwards Imestp.l often brings fubulous mill quick leturns by placing your orders with the A'nn Huren Investment Co. ( IncoipDinted ) . bankers and Ijrokeis. 803 10th st Denever , Colo. Y 772 LEr'cilKEK MINING STOCKS HAVE ndvnnced 300 iier cent since last July : we are meml em of the jtork exchange at Cripple Creek where stock It sold nt Its true value ; Block In bhlpplng mines now selling at 8 ccntu upwards anil In undeveloped mines 1 cent p-r nh.ire un- wauls ; w < - can pick out the good stocks ; stocks are now being offered to eastern customem for 10 cents , lhat would int sell for 1 cent on this exchange ; no remittances lest than JI2.50 Invested - vested : manual with Cripple Creek mining map mailed on receipt of 10 cents ; references. Mer chants anil If. S. National banks , Omaha F Benedict & Co. , Cripple Creek , Colo. Y SSI-M2 _ ONE OF THE REST SALOONS IN TUB CITY- must sell nn nt-coum nf H'cknesx. ' Vdilreni P o' Hex 813 , West Point. Nfb. Y-M1DI FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS J2D "WILL 11ITY n good pny-lnr mats agency and Block : estal- llhlied trade. Addnss L ! ) , lieu. Y M378 22 * INVESTMENTS OF Jlft AND UPWARDS Crlnple Creelt gld stocks brim- big railing W ! sMuf ° n O'hn , mining broker IJ x 403 i Cripple Creek Coo , | > Y M37 ! 21 FOR SALE. SMAlTi , GROCERY , ery ; t-ulldlng. with living muitments ; no In- eunibramv : one-half c.mh , bilnncion time liox 108 , Ymk , Neb. Y M5S1 " 2 > ' FOIl U.YCIIAXfJIS. FINE STOCK OF CLOTHING IN EXCHANGE for young nil purpoxe horses. Address Mlch.im & Bagley. Hloomlleld , Nebraska , J5-3M-2I WANTED-TO TRADR A GOOD DRAFT HORSE for n gorMl driver : will pay cash for illfference , tTall nt SI2 No. 10th. ZM237-22 * " " ' W'ANTT"o"EXci'lANGE-IMPROVED ANlTTjN. Improved Onmhii property for 5 , 10 , 20. 40 80 and 1C4 ncrn trncW of Kind land , with or w'ith- out buildings , within G to S5 miles of Omaha , ell.ier In Nebraska or loivn. George 1 * . Ilemls Pnxlon block , 7 Jll WILL EXCHANGE GOOD OMAHA REAL EH- state. Impioved and luilniprDied , together with sutllel'nt rash , for Kilt-edge Omiha business property , either Improved or unimproved. Geo. 1' . JJenils , I'axtan block. X 503 FOIl SAI.U IIKAI. EHTATB. I1ARGAINS , SALE OR TRADE. IN CITY PROP , crtlea urn ! farms. Jim. N. Ficnier , opp. P. o _ RE-773 GEO. P REMin. HOUSES. LOTS. HtRIGAT ) : ! ) farm lands , liuns. 3iX > und 300 Paxton block Ri-5J3 ; AIISTRACTS. THE 11YRON REED COMPANY RE-771 FOR HALE HANN'S PARK. GRAND ISL\NlT Neb. , the lurgesl , and mint beiiutlful park In central Nibiiiilta , eonlnlnlng iu ucres , hire ? hall , ullli singe and nil modern Improvements : Ifimsery liberal. For pmtlciilais liiqiilro of Henry Hann , Ginr.d Inland , N l > . . . _ HE-M2M-Mli HERE'S YOUR" CHANCE"ici.vciti : iliiT faun. 11 ml , fiiun South Onulia , tOO ) . F. D Wead , ICth and Douglas. RE 327 21 ' W-FT. IXT BET. O. ANl7so7o.MAHA , " j:23.M. Corner arm In H > de pule. J3/W.W. 3 IICUH In South Onuib.i. Jl.WO.O- ) . 10 acres In Inttom. IViO.OO , ' 5 acres 2 mil from Q Btreet , jr.5).0) ) ) . W-foil lot. F.nnum iiticet pavement. $ rOV ( ) . 1' . 1 > . \\eail , 16lh ulid Dougliis. RE M3JS 21 LARGE 8TOCIv 7ND" GRAIN " > AHM "NEAR Omaha : large li u- , > . la-jcnu-nl , lara. UIRJ K'ai. Ing iirilmrd ; Die llntst feejlngtarm In wulh- eatt Neb. ; if taken Inside of ten days w II ? ? i' ' ! ? . ' ' . " " nl bargain. Waterman AKulton , S3 N. Y. Llf * blitj. RiMJ73 AMI E3IIIALMiilS. H. K. IIUUKKT. FUNERAL DIRECTOK AND emlmlnier , 1C1S Chicago t. , telephone M. TIB SWAN80N i V NLIEN , 1701 CUJILNG.'TKL. 10CO _ _ _ _ T7T M. O. MAUL. UNDERTAKER AND KM- batmtr , HIT Fainam et. , telephone Z23. TTJ .MUSK ? , AHT ANI ) lA\il'Ani2. PIANO. GOOD CONDITION 7J , : FOR BALK " „ rent. William H. Sehmoiler , fifth nW Me ? Cagua bldg. M :63-3 OiOllQK : K OKLLKNIIKci BANJO AND U cher. ISli CUlca o t. UJ LOST. LOST. NEAR SOl'TH OMAHA. 1 HAY HOttHK 4 > irs old , welolit. l.HM nli | on nne. nn- bniken. r f reward for bl return In I'nlon Stock Yardi horse mirkrt barn. I > stMJV. . 2J * LOST. A > W.o NOTE. PAYABLE MARCH 1. lINHj corr'snoml Iwx 47 , Pnpllllon. Neb. nnd tt- relvo tcwnrd. IKIIM3J3 ! _ ON ICTItrTTirrTvEUN NICHOLAS AND WEI1- dler , tix > kpl | > i > k , conlnlnlng tnonp ) and chock ( .n . Men-bant * ' National bank for Hi. Hcttirn tn Omalm Real Estatenml Trust mtnpiiif. Sll S. 15th itreet ; reward. Ixnl- Mine 21 PILES CfRED WITHOPT PAIN-ONE TIIIJAT- menl iloe ihc work. No Unlfc cr couftic use I. Rectal dlteno" n p"claHy. Dr. Cook , 307 New York Life llulldlng. 305-23 AM ) LOA.V ASSOCIATIONS. sTlARlS IN MUTUAL L. * H. ASS'N PAY S , 7 , 8 per cent when 1 , 2 , 3 year i old , always redceinable. 1704 Fainam st , , Nnttlngcr , tec. tec.7SI HOW TO GET A HOME OR SECt'IlE GOOD InlereH on sivlnfji. Apply to Onnlm L. * B. AIU'II , 1701 Fnrnatn , G , M. Nattlngcr , see 7 J SIIOHTIIAM ) AXD TVPEWIHTI.VG. A. C. VAN SANT'S SCHOOL. C13 N. Y. LIFE. 779 IIICYCLK9. OMAHA BICYCLE CO. . BEST PLACE TO HUY tlcyrles : bicycles repaired. 323 N. IClll st. COT iPiioLsriiii.\ ! FURNITURE PACKED , MATTRESSES MADE ami renDxated , wlhdow cushion ? mad" : prices reduced.- . 8. Wolklln. 2111 Cumin * . Tel. 1S31. 78) PERSONAL-IF THE cUNTLEMAN WHO told his companion on the train that ho would buy 10,000 bushels of wheat If he knew how to go about It will write to C. F. Van Winkle & Co. , R. 03 , 232 La Salle et. . Cillcago. he will receive n copy of the book. "Specula- Hon. anil How to Trade" free of charge. DEUMATOLGtiY. HAIR ON THE FACE IFMOIIT removed ) Srflopllntorri . - . - If Btrons.bjri-lcctrlcltr.pur- nmrloStly ? ioycsr. ' oxporlcnco. ncrmato oglst John \Vooclbury.l2TW. . dSt.jN.\ . Bend stump for book on Waclal Blemishes. RAILWAY TIME CARD Lca\o IIIl'RLINOTON & MO. RIVER.IArrlves OnialuilL'nlon Depot , lOlli & Mason Sls. | Omaha . . . . 2iptu..l/ist : Mall ( for Lincoln ) dally Leaves ( CHICAGO. 1IUUUINOTON & Q.IArrlvea OmahalUnlun Depot , IDIh & Mason S'.s'.l Omaha 5 : ( pm Chicago Vestibule 8:00oni : OMlnin Chicago Exprtws 4:1.1pm : 7Miitii..Chicago : & St. Louts Knpresa. . . cnonm ll:3nm : 1'aclllc Junction Local & :39nm : . .Fast Mall 2:40pni : Leaves ( CHICAGO. MIL. & ST. PATJL.JArrlvos OinahalUnlon Depot. IQIh & Masnn Sts.j Orrmlia GKHpm Chicago Limited 8:0iam : lOM.'inm..Chicago Express ( ex. Sunday ) . . . ; : y tim Leave * ( CHICAGO & NOrtTHWEST'N.IArrlves Omahal Union Depot. IQIli & Masop 3is. ( Omaha lliWam Hnstern Express , . . . 3:10pm : 4:43pm : Vestlhutctl Limited 5:4'pm : 7:0jim : Carroll Faxsenger 10:40pm : ri3im ] Omaha Chicago Specl.il 3:0n.-un : 4:30pm : Itaote Ix > cal. . . . , 9:30am : Missouri Valley Local 9:30am I..caves ( CHICAGO. R. I. & PACIPIC.IArrlvo * OnmhaiUnlon Depot , lOlli & Maion 3ts.i | Onmha EAST. lOMOam..Atlantic Kxpress ( ex. Sunday ) . . ! :3"pm : C:25pm : Night Kxpress , . SlSnm : 4 : ) pm..Chicago Vestllmlnl Limited. . . . li'.pm : 4:50pni..SI. Paul Veal I liu I c-1 Limited. . . . l:33pm ' " WEST. GM3pm.OUahoma ! & Texas Ex. ( ex. Sun..logjam ) l40pm ; Colorado Limited 4:00pm : Ixavei I C. . ST. P. . M. & O. lArrlvci Oinalml Di-l'Qt. 15ti : nndVelmler Sts. I Omaha 8T am..Sioux City Accommodation . . . 8irpin : 12:15pm..Sioux : City Express ( ex Sun ) . .1l:53am : EilSpin . . . .St. 1'aul Limited. . . 910am ; Lcnies I I' . . B. & MO. VALLEY. I Arrives Omaha I Depot. 15th and \\'el)3ter Sip. | Omaha 2:13piii : Fast Mall and Express G 3"i | > ni 2ttpm.cx. : ( Sat.Vyo. ) . ix. ( ex. Mon. ) . . r :33im " : Mam..Norfolk Kjcpreps ( ex. Sunday.10:25am ) : GMSpin. . . . . St. Paul i\prcss 3:10am : Leaves I K. C. . ST. .1. it C. It lArrltes OmahaL'nlon | Depot , lOlli & Maron Sts.j Omaha 0iVinm..Kansas Cltv Day nxpress..rB:30 : | > m 94jnm.K. ; C , Night Hx. via C P. Tians. 7:00.im : Leaves I MISSOURI PACIFIC. ( Arrive * Omaha ) Depot. lSti ! and \Veln-ler Sis. [ Omaha 10:40am : St. Lou's ' iTStpres , , G:00iin : 9:3 : < ) l > m St. Lnul Kxpress 6OS : | > m 3:3ipm..Nebraska r.ocal ( ex. Sun. ) 9l : ain Leaves | SIOUX CITY & PACIKIC. lAnlves Omaha ] Depot. 13th anil Webster Sis. | Onialin 545pm ; St. Paul Limited. . 910ain ! Leaves I SIOl'X riTV & PACIFIC. lArrlvm OinahalUnlon Depot. lOlli & Mason Sla.l Omaha Y:03nm : Sioux nty Passenger 10l < 1pm C4'piii ! 31. Paul Limited Leaves I UNION PACIFIf. ( Arrives Oinnhajt'nlon Depit , lOlli K Mason Sm.f Omaha 9Z4iTin : Kearney Kxprcss 4:10pm : 8:20um : OvMlnml Limited IM..pm 3:3Him.Heat'ce : | & Stroinsb'g 13x. ( ex. Sun.4:10pm : G:4jpm.Grand : Island Hxiiresfl ( ex. Sun ) .12:0pm : 3 : 0i > m , I'.i.st Mall S:40am : leaves I WAIIASH IIAILWAV. lAirHes OinahalUnlon Depot , lOlli & Maron S.p.l Omahu 4tlpiii ; St. Ioil IK Cannon Hal ! II.Viir. H1CJ.NS OF Ari'HOACIIIMi ACK. HIMV it Man .ShiitrtMl Unit He AViiH ( iroiviiiK' Old Without KniMvliiK It. A man , apparently slightly past miidie life , whoso hair was tinged with gray and noticcahly thin on top , sat near me at a tl.ratcr , says a writer In the New York Her ald. As the curtain rose for the first time a spectacled man of about the same age entered and occupied the' vacant seat lie- tueen us. Ho looked at the other ll.\odly. The look was exchanged , and In a eecond each had the other cordially by the hand. The conversation told that they had been schoolmates who had not met In many years. "IJy Jove , Charlie ! " exclaimed the llr t , "It does HIEgooj to see yon. You haven't changed much more than I have , and I am not a day older than when we got our di plomas. " "I can't qulle agree with you , Tom , " an swered the other , "but I don't fed very old yet. I see you Btlll enjoy Ihe theater , and expect you have kept up your literary last's fo- the " pasl thirty years. "Thirty years ! " repealed Tom. "How the years fly ! Do you remcmbtr now they used to drat ; ? Theaters ! Well , I do go now and then , but the plays and acting are not whut they usoJ to be , As to books , I still read them , but nous , of the modern trash. Them hatn't been a too4 ; book written for a quar ter of a century. The new ones glvo me the djtpepUu worse than what I eat , lo you remember the meals no had on' the u'nl Vor- n-onl farm ? Those were happy days. Thirty years and moro ago ! Strange ; hul I don'l show a blgn ot ago. I wonder where ihls crnfounded draught Is coming from. I feel neiiialgla on top cf my head now. " "Tom , old boy. " repllcl the othrr , "you are deceiving yourself , for you have shown marked alsna of approaching ago 'within three minutes. Your belief thai theaters and actors have degenerated , that new bonks aru below the bUndard , that childhood cooking uas perfection , and that time file * so very fust , arc all Indications that , you are on the down hill side of- life , -The- slight draught tl.at you ncy brings a tinge of neutalgla t ) the top of yonr head , where , I notice. Ike hair Is rather thin , wouldn t have been Ihourjlit of thirty years ago. " Then "here yvu are In the very .front seats of a theater. No ute denying the signs , Tom. We > are getting along , and must admit what others plainly ice. " A ( 'onmiiiii Wiint , Texas Sittings : Old Lady ( to dealer ) Ii them thermometers rt > lablu | ? Dealer Yes. madam , they are manufac- tuiod oxprersly for our trade , "I guess yer klu gimme- one of 'em. " "Yes. madam , which will you have ? They mi all the same price. " "I Sfe some of 'cm are > 70 degrees an1 some SO degrees. Qlmino an SO degree one. I don't care much for weather when It's cald. " THE LOT OF DEATH. > A Talc of Our First ( Joncral-In-Cliicf , l-Yom tlie Memoirs of \ I'nlrfnx Mkldleton A True Story. yy , T $ ? ? ? S ® ZWittK > XttV 11V I/I.IKTON HOSP Author nf "TiltIPM | lleltlna , " He. ( Cttpyrmliloil , ISWij by , H. 8. McCluif , Mnilteil 1 Colonel Illalr , tlie1 commanilatit , told u tills many time ? at he No ' York tuei tltiK of tli ? Cincinnati , when we all wen ? Incllnci to gosdp , anil to tell of this battle am llmt , and tlie dare-devil things we liai done , or woulJ have done If we had had the chntices of other men. "Uut by Caesar ! " cried Timothy IJUIr , 1.1 well weathered face tttrnlnB oven redder "I've faced shot many times without run nliig you know that , so4 ! can say It with out boastlnR. Yet this time I wanted to give 'em my heels. I wanted to be fighting tliem again ; to have the chance to sight A musket as when they poked their heads above the works at Yorktown. Hut , m > friends , this was a thing of different color Here was I with the general's orJor to deliver , and such an order , tool And here waiting me were these gctitlemcn same mere boys like my own , with mothers and fathers nt homo. AnJ they were EUR llshmen , loo. Now , we were a countr ) established that day In 17S2 , although there tlll was some fighting going on. llut before the declaration we'd been fs-llow citizens o these very chaps I had to read the order to Why. nry friends , wo hate the llrlllsl lion and hold the unicorn worse than a rattlesnake , hut still , when you think o It , that ble-ssed Lion Is first cousin to the American oagk . If that ain't natural hlstorj It's historical fact. And more than all that by this time I knew these chaps well. Most went about on parole and were lodged here JiU there. They were a gay lot and you some way respect a man who can Uugh when he Is defeated. Well , I'll witness that his lordship of Cornunllls' ofllcers were as nice and companionable a lot as ever \vorc born. Now , they were nsscmble-J before me. by my order , which was that of the general-ln-chlef. "Well , It took me a Ions time to clear my throat. " 'Gentlemen , I managed to say at last , gentlemen , a lot has to be drawn. ' " 'A lot. Colonel Ulalr ! Come , whist Is a better game , ' said Captain Ltullow , Lord Li'dlow's seconJ son , who always was joking me , but now I looked at him sternly. " ' ' 'It's , gentlemen , no game. I wish to heaven it was. It's the lot of death. ' My manner sobered them a bit , I think ; they only stared now In > vo.vlcr. " 'Gentlemen , ' I went on , mv volsa firmer I think now that I hoard 't ' , 'a murder has baen committed by tha cinmv.inc * of a Ilrltish officer. An American citizen , held a prisoner of war In New York , a brave man I knew him myself Major liudily , was taken from gael In New York , carried over Intn Jersey and' hung on Mlddleton Heights , a placard over Jils body : "Hero hangs Huddy for Philip White. " ' ' ! ' . ? , very wel ! ' .colon M. ' Captain Asglll , little boyish , chap , Interrupted , 'what Is ' \\hlte ' or your Jntere'stlng Huddy to us ? ' If you wljl wait ' , gentlemen. I'll ix- ltl. f5lVA mn ftmnt' A I. T . . . : - "T - . * u , i mujjjjuu Illy blow here as T , , camp to the point. I hated myself for It. , , 'Philip white , gentlemen. was a Jersey tory , ! shot In attempting to escapa from the guards , who were taking gaol. It was his i * friends who Induced a king's officer to re lease Major Huddy. prisoner of war. to be punished only by the usage of war. ' . , ' tlJcro'H your Huddy again , colonel , ' sand ' ' one , 'what's thp point ? ' " ' ' 'It's this , gentlemen , ' said I , seeing I could evade It nolonger. . 'Sir Henry Clinton has refused fo punish the offender who caused Major Buddy's ' " mfcrder.'o Gentlemen" the military courtof , the Army of the United States presided over by General Wasning- on , has decreed that a British officer ot tne army of the Earl of Cornwallls held here as prisoner of shall war. be executed In ratallatlon-lf Sir Henry Clinton docs not punish the real offender. Gentlemen lots are to be drawn among you. ' "And then I paused , r had It out at last , but I found myself in a cold sweat. They all were still enough now. You could have heard a pin drop , until a fierce voice broke " 'Go on with your damnable fare * ! ' "The lots were drawn and as one by one they fell out those that were left became paler , until two were left only two. One of them was a boy of 19 , Captain Asglll , sir Charles Asglll's son. He took it almost lightly , but my heart went out to him. He was no older than my own boy. How finely he looked , how bravely he laughed. Gentle men of the. Cincinnati , that little captain of Cornwallls had the stuff In him. Today he Is General AsgilJ , the famous General Asgill I wonder If he remembers that day when he drew the lot of death ? iJ' 01' my frlcnda' , Captain Asglll had the lot of death , and his comrades looked at him Pityingly , and then grow angry , and men swore at us Americana , and at Washington 2y.Ce3ar ? > my frlcnds. what names those Ilrltlsh prisoners of war < fld call the general- in-chlef. Dut I couldn't blame them much that day. for In their places I might have been a bit profane myself. " This was the story Colonel Timothy Dlalr told again and again at the meetlnc of the Cincinnati. I can see him now , this brave claret-complexloncil Timothy niair , who indeed - deed was something of a hero at Saratoga , as the histories tell. I remember well Meg. Simon More's. the ' landlord's , daughter of the old King's Arms Lancaster. Her buxom arms kept the pewter Slllnlni ? IHtn her nvau n.,1 1.An - was a passing toast , not only among they of our own stationed at Lancaster , but later among- Lord Cornwallls' omcer. ' prisoners tnere after Yorktown , She passefi the gossip when you came in for your glass. She told one day how Infamous was the hanging of Major Huddy by the Jersey lories on Middle- ton height * , and a few weeks after how horrid was General Washington- holding Captain Asglll In retaliation. Captain Asglll was such a charming young gentleman ! Well ho was enough oven to make a tavern- keeper's daughter's heart ache , and there were men who sighed for her , Mistress MOB added with a mischievous toss of her black mano. Come to the Independence tavern formerly the King's Arms , ye good Ameri cans , but be prepared to hear that your great chief In a despot from Meg's own red lips. Why i-hould those flno young gentle men , even If they were king's captains , draw Iota far the horrible fate of being exe cuted simply because the IJrltlsh would not punish the officers "who lud connived at the hanging of middy ? But die. he who drew the lot , apparently must. The general-ln- chlef said he Vogretted It , but he could not retreat from the nfeasuro adopted. Sir Guy Carletou , Sir Henry Clinton's successor , only haJ to do jiutc | _ on Major Huddy'H mur derer , nnd thlii klng'o captain pjiould go free an the air. Hut Sir Quy did nothing , and Hie lime drew on for the execution In retaliation , Ono stormy-avoulng In 1782 , Meg was In the bar.polU'hlns ' some of the famous pswlor , when Ihero entered a postilion plainly from a private Iravt'Iliig-carrlage , "A room for my mistress , " Meg bustled , , calling old. Smon | and Iho liable boy , ami .losing oul In Iho black night and curtsying , when thcro enlered Ihe nils- Iross , hqr clonjc heM , over her face , and fol lowed by a maid , plainly an English girl What was the name ? Meg ayked oftlm postilion , who said , "No matter , Miss , " and at tha same time made eyes at her. who gave him a scortlftil glance , aa she had finer men than ho ogjtng her , The lady was from Philadelphia , of course , Mot ; guessed.- Was the room satisfactory ? she asked , ciirtyylng. What could tha do , mem ? Nolh- IllK.The The lady hesltaled ; although she was na longer young , yet she certainly wag the most beautiful Udy , Meg declared , nhi ever had . "Just like a duchess " ' - luen. , as If . 'log- ever hid seen a duchess. "Where are military prisoners In Lancaster kept ? " ' ' .Mostly on parole , mem , " abiut the town , oxceptln' Captain At-glll , pjor gentleman ' "Yes , I know. I want to bo directed ti ) his quarters. " Meg's eyes looked her surprise. "Perhaps Her Ladyship was a rolallon ? " "Don't lalk , please , " paid Meg's duchem , with a suppressed sob. "Hul , beggln' your pardon , mem , I don't believe you can without a PIM , " said Meg. "I'm sorry , mem , " "Get me a guide. Now hurry , please. " When the duchcsi faced Meg something In her cyi-a made Mes feel like sobbing heruelfT A boy was found with a lantern , and the Jady , her cloak again hiding her face , started out , lon-lng Meg curious , an.l telling It over to the louiiReia who already had gathered In the Uproom , "It's queer ain't It ? No tellln'7 " An Idea occurred. "She couUn't be 7" "Was she ' " good lcokln'7" "Ye , and that hiushty ! " "From " PhlUdelphy ? "Wo can't make out from them servants. They're that " A tall man hnd entered , closely muffied , toj. toj."My "My good girl , a room , a qu.ll , and some rayer. " Meg curtsied. Old Simon bustleJ. Would the gentleman come this way ? Another Kcntlcmiti followed , \cry distinguished lookIng - Ing , also In a military coat. e uave inree horses. tinvc your men look to them , " said this latter tr > the bowing and scraping Undlord. And then ho turned to follow Met ? , who sload , curtsying nt the hall iloar with a candle , waiting to show the visitors the room. As they went out ono hnhltuo of the Independence nudeed another. "It's he ! Didn't ye see ? It's he by the everlastln' ; It's he- . " The speaker was an old , nervous' ' man , nml his excitement Increased , "Who did yo make It out to bo , Brown ? " "Tho Rlnr'l , ' I'm n sinner. " "Why. man , It's Glut'I Washington. What's ho dnln' here ? What doca It mean ? I s'posed he was In New burg. " At that moment landlord Simon returned , his lips eager with the news. "Gen'l'm'n , " he began Impressively , "Glnr'l Washington Is under this roof. That was him that was " At the moment the second of the two visitors returned. "Tlie gentleman Is to ho disturbed by no one , do you understand , landlord , " he sa'd with an nlr of ono In the habit of authority. "Yls , sir yls , " said Simon. "I've been too old to fight myself but I'm pleased that he is under my roof. " Hut this gentleman , plainly an aide-de- camp , was gone hurriedly Into the night. The great man , If It were he , was alone In the room above. Meg returned , her eyes dancing In her excitement. Yes. General Washington It was , no other. No other. Indeed , could be like him. There could bo no mistake. The excitement passed on. Old soldiers limped In armless , legless , from many battlefields. Was It he Indeed' The general ! How neatly he had trapped his proud lordship at Yorktown ! How he had given them the slip at Trenton ! What a rage he was In at Monmouth , and now It waa over. There was fighting still , but they had been fairly whipped by the great man who waa here at the Independence Arms. And what was ho hero for In Lancaster , to be sure ? Everybody supposed he was In New- burg. Meg listened , finding In the chatter of these disabled soldiers that even she was not noticed. She didn't care particularly. II was such a fine thing for the Independence , to have the great man under Its roof. He man t go to the other tavern , anyway. "Yankee Doodle , " hummed Meg. The air was now then. So absorbed wag the girl lhat she did not notice at first that the mysterious lady vis itor's maid stood at the taproom bar. "Miss ! Miss ! " said the red-cheekeJ maid with haughtlncsD of great personages' serv ants. "Miss , will you pay attention. My mlstreso wants to see you. " "Ye ? , " said Meg , hastening , nil her curi osity returning about that first visitor. At the lady's door , she hestltatcd. The. lady waa sobbing , her lace In her lands. Meg wanted to say something. "Mem , " she began , a lump In her throat , Mem ! " The lady looked up miserably , and beauti fully , Meg thought. "I want my bill , girl , and the- carriage ordered. " Meg curtsied. "But , mem , mayn't I bring a cup of tea , or some wine ? Surely the lady should have something to eat. " "Well , you might bring some tea , " the ady began. "And see that the men and lorses are fed , and toldlo be ready as teen as they possibly can. " Meg could not resist saying as she curtsieJ again : "It's this , mem , that we're a bit upset at he Independence because such great folks have come down on us , so that you , mem , uust excuse us If we're slow. " "Oh , you have heard me , girl , " said the ady. "Do go. " "Beggln' your pardon , mem , " said Meg , and Insisting on making her point , and a - oundlng the lady "It's no less than Gln'ral "Washington hlfi- elf. " Suddenly the lady starled up. "Who , girl ? General Washington ! Here ? " Meg enjoyed the astonishment her state- lie nt had made. "I've said It , mem. " "Take me to him , quick. " The lady smoothed her hair , fixed her neckerchief , rubbed the poor red eyes. "Now , girl. " Me ? stared at her lu astonishment. "He's forbidden anyone seeln' him , mem. You know , mem , he's a terrible man. " "Take , me to him. I tell you. I will see you are not blamed , " For a moment Meg hesitated , until the superior will , aided by a shilling , and her own feminine curiosity to see the denoue ment , connuered. "This way , mem. That's the door. " Hero the lady hesitated , and then knocked , at , first timidly , and then de terminedly. Meg wondered how she dared. "Well , come In , " said a , weary voice. The lady opened the doar. and from the threshold regarded the great man as the circle of light from the candle on the table at which ho waa writing , fell about Tilm. On his part the tired , light blue oyea looked their surprise the eyes Stuart painted a dark blue that fading pigment might give the color exactly right an hundred years after. Like Meg , he thought the lady distinguished. "I beg your pardon , " he said , rising. "I , sir. am Lady Asglll. " He started ; he hesitated ; he looked at her azain. "Captain Asglll's mother , " she added , "I have had your letters. Do bo seated , " he managed to say. "You have not answered them as I wished , " said she. "I came ta America , sir , to see my son to plead with you the despot. " "You have the right to think that , perhaps , " he said , now gently. "I have had a thousand letters. Miny people have pleaded for your son , " "And 7 And you cm let this go on ? " "Lady Asglll , " but he stoppoJ In confu- fc'nn ' , Meg , watching at the- door , muttered In open-mouthed wonder , "Tho young cap'n'0 mother , " "Do be seated , please , " said lie , who had not feared the battle , and who feared the sorrow In his visitor's eyes , But she looked at him sternly. "Captain Asglll liny die when you can prevent It. They talked of you , you General Washington , as a great man as the liberator , and you are as bad a despot as any king. " "You are accusing me , madam , " he eald , still gently , "I cannot blame you , Yet every criminal has right to defense , " She did not cob now , although there was that dull despair In her eyes. She spoke , sslf-controlled , csntemptuoujly , accusingly : "You will say , I aunnojo , that his majesty's ier.ts can arrange the matter by punishing tli03 who hung Captain Huddy , You always wrlto tlwt. " "Yes , I could nay that ; I could say I am sorry , that I " "I shouldn't believe you. " "Doubt'ess not. I don't expect you to , Lady Asglll , I know how horrible thU all has been to you the mother , I know " She aald nothing , looking at him with thos ? accusing eyei. Yet perhap. * his manner , the reluctant memory of lila great fame , mule her listen , He went on now with stronger iclf-control. "Many things I have to do from my position , I am not free to act for myself. [ hive to do aa congress and the inll.lary rotift managing these MSP.S.-M HIMC will h.us m * . And yet " ' \n'l ' y < sl 7" she began. "Wtlt , " said he. "I expect my aide-do camp. Ci-loncl Pcmbcrton , every moment. " S'-a lisked At him r > ns lonalely. ' ( Ism-Mi Washington , you are a pmooth Iri'iguoJ ( lomnKosuf. Men may call you what Uioy will. " At the monu'nt steps were In the hall , The nlde di'-cnmi1 entered , glancing curiously nl the K'.MioMl's vKtor. "Yes , Colonel I'cmberton. " "Your excellency , he Is here with Colonel 1'VrRtison ' , the commandant. " "Colonel. " MM Washington , quietly per- hap.s nllh a note nf triumphant Justification. "This 1'i-L.idy Asglll. " "I.iilysqlll ! " the a de-dc-cnmp began , "Captain Asglll Is below , " he added In his suip.rl e. She looked nt him , not understanding , when the general continued : " 1 have pertnindcd cotiRrcss nml the mill- tiry court to my point of view , that this course ot retaliation was Inexpedient , my lady. On my way back "from Philadelphia to Newhurg I stopped nt Ltncas'.cr to order the commandant to release Cnptn'n Asglll , I nm glad " his voice was thick your lady ship Is here at this time. " "Do you mean th's ? " she mid , Incredu lously , and then the color began to mount to her faded checks. "Oh. sir " A great gladness suddenly waa In those eyes , a mother's a greit gratitude. "Forgive me. sir , all I said. " * * r , , titrtp9tnn,1 \ > nnt * liilvsliln. Cnlnnpl Pembcrtcn , will you please take her lady- ohIp to Captain A9I1I7" "If you will sir , " Lady Asglll paid. Her voice broke. "If your ladyship will allow mo , " Pcmbor- ton begin , leading the way. "Tell Fcrsuson to wall. " mid the chief. "Lady Asfilll and Captain Asglll may wish to see me first. " "I understand , your excellency. " As their stepn sounded the general looked at the papers strewn on the table. Other matters were perplexing him , problems of national policy. The victory wa- gained over England beyond peradventuro. Hut could the United States govern themselves ? Ah , much was to be done yet. so muchHe ! found himself longing for the field. That was easier , after all. His memory went back over the days and nlghU of defeat when nobody believed In him ; when ho seemed about to yield all , but ho wouldn't , he couldn't. And now ho had succeeded. Achievement lay behind ; war was ovi r and quick action , only to leave other problems , of curbing the army , of making these different state Interests Identical. The blue eyes were wear'cr , ho longed for Mount Vcrnon and his study and the liorrcs nnd the dogs and the accounts of the estate , all the dear , quiet life of the Virginian gentleman. "Lady Asglll , your excellency , " Colonel Pemberton announced at the door , "and Cap tain Asglll. " STOHir.S OK STATKSMniV. HOTV Ilonry WnMrrxoii IlcponliMl Siu'i'cli nt u .Vntloiml Convention. Henry Wotterson Is one of the most bril liant men that ever lived , and. like another great editor , Horace Greely , sarved ninety days In congress , writes Champ Clark In the St. Louis . Republic. I doubt whether he would accept the senatorshlp if elected , and yet some members persist In voting for him. Ho is about to bury himself In Voltaire's old retreat at Geneva , Switzerland , to incubate a biography of Abraham Lincoln which will rival In Interest Boswell's "Life of Dr. John son. " My reeling toward him is one or personal affection. When a boy his paper was my political "vado mecum , " nnd peiwnal ac quaintance has only lncreaflel ; my regard for him. Differences on the money question can not chill my friendship for "Morse Henry , " aa the Kcntucklans lovingly call him. Once I had the pleasure of introducing him to an audience at Louisiana. After the lec ture I went with him to his hotel and sat up with him till train time. During the evening I told him that I heard his speech In the great Merchants' Exchange hall at St. Louis. In 187G , when ho was tem porary chairman of- the Tllden convention , and that I enjoyed It hugely. Whereupon he sold : "I will tell you a secret connected with that pporch. I was un expectedly notified that I way to preside and had barely time to write my speech and not enough to commit It to memory. I couldn't sco to read It , HO as to mnhc It satisfactory to mysslf or pleasant to the audience ; no I had a man sit Just behind me on the stage and read It to me sentence by sentence as I delivered It. " Upon my expressing surprise that mich a feat could be performed , he gave me an ex planation. Ho said : "The larger the audi ence , the longer the speaker pauses between sentences to get hlsbrealh ; and In addressing a crowd as large as that was n man naturally and necessarily stops long cnouili nt each period for ono to prompt him for the next sentence. " That evening spent with Wntterson was one of the most enjoyable of my life , and that Incident has been of great use to mo In gauging a written speech so as to fit the time. My experience Is that It requires about an hour to deliver to a largo audience a speech that It takes thirty minutes to read In an ordinary tone of voice , to a few persons. Ignorance of this proportion Is one of the reasons why the hammer falls on so many congressmen In the middle of their speeches , and why so many ask the privilege of exlend- Ing their remarks In the Record. This Incident my be of service to the rising generation of Clceros. Ill * Sffoml MlMfortiinc , Hero Is a story that one of the southern members vouches for , says the Washington Post. A young man , one of his constituents' , applied to him for a $1,000 clerlcahlp. The member secured the appointment , but the day before the constituent was to bo sworn tn ho came to his representative In a troubled state of mind and said : "Colonel , I nave liau ji ii.uuu icii in a uy an aunt , and , my God ! just think what I have to go through ngaln , " "Let mo congratulate you , " said the repre- senlallve. "No , don't do that , " said the constituent ; "you don't know what you're congratulating me on. " "Yes , I do , " said the member , "for now you can live without working. " "Colonel , " said the distressed young man , "I may as well tell you. Several years ago I had $100,000 left me by another aunt , and It took me nearly a year to upend It. After I got through I had to go to the hospital for six months to get over the effects of my dis sipation. The reason I came to ace you to day was to ask you to keep that place for me until I can spend this money. " ( illHl < < l < < ( Illll'li. Judge James II. Mulligan , United States consul to Samoa , who returned to his home In Lexington , Ky. , recently , wab given a banquet. At the banquet he mailo an ad dress , tbo most remarkable part of which was the following ; "When I was away off nn that little speck of land In the Pacific ocean and looked across the vast dtretchcs of sea to the storms that were agitating this coun try , I could see no democrats and no re publicans. It was America , The Hngllah , the Germans and all the < others are against America , no matter what the diplomats may Fay. I feel that I have learned more In the last two years than I have learned before. I have borne my ) > ait In the battle of politics , have Hpoken hitler wor.1 , but when I t > teed under that mighty crag on that far away speck In the ocean and helped to lay him to rest whom I had learned to love , and who I believe1 had learned to love mo Robert Louis Stevenson I felt that If ever I got back homo I would never tpeak an iiu- klnd word to a fellow-countryman , hut would do all I could to bind up any wounds that t may have caused. " Air. ICrin'N I'rccllciiinfiil. Poor Mr. Kem of N'ehratka was In n very sorry pickle when ho found In the Congressional - sional Record a sound money zpcech ascribed to him , who'eas , being a prnlrlo pipullot , he had , of couise , spoken wth | all the elo quence and energy at hlu command In favor of free ellvpr. The explanation was slmpto , mlte-j a corespondent of the Tlmei-Herald. At the government printing office the Intelli gent compositor had mistaken Mr , Kerr for Mr. Kem , and In his Innocence of persons , politics and concequenies had mixed tint babies up. Such mistakes are by no means uncommon In cougroirlonal experience. Year * ago , when Mr. Hltt of Illinois was u new statesman , a , woman snfTrnKr bill In * tfodticril by n member named Hill wn ascribed to Hilt by a typographical error , and during the ensuing campaign Mr. Hltt wnt humbly on ttio defensive nqalnct ( he women of the dlptrlct , who averted they did not want any fresh young congressman tell ing them whU their political rights nnd duties were. In the Chicago republican national convention of 1SSS Mr. Hotttello ot Mauio Introduce a temperance resolution , nnd Delegate Oliver of 1'IUMnirs fought It hlltprly for half n hour. The- newspapers sent out In their reports that Mr. Dolltvor of Iowa had spent his energies In opposition to the temperance plank , and this Illtlo blunder came within nn nee of putting an untimely end to the promNng career of the young ptntesin.in from the hottest prohibition district of the Unwkeye rtate. CoiifiiHloii of A'ninrm , The two Joneses of the senate nrc often mixed up In a mil way by their cnller.o nnd correspondents , but us they arc both very much on the snmo * lde > of the silver question It decs not matter , ) far a ? their fwcchct ro concerned. Not so with Mr. Mitchell of Oregon nnd Mitchell of Wisconsin. Our Is n rllvcrlto nnd the other a devoted though silent disciple of n stable monetary standard. Tawncy and Tow ne nf Minnesota have n heap of trouble , too. A day or two ngo Mr. Tnw- ney was called out of the houpo by a cltlrcit of his state , nn old and enthusiastic gentle man , who had with him n pair of pretty daughters , "I want to thnnk you for your speech on the silver question. " said the vis- Heir , shaking his congressman eagerly by the hand. "You have hit It exactly. The best ppecch I ever heard. 1 want 100 copies of It to distribute among my neighbor. * . " "Yes. Indiwil. " echoed the young ladles , "we arc de lighted. It w-as such nn eloquent speech nnd we are proud of our Mate. " Mr. Tnwncy blushed. "Glad you like It , " ho said. "If you will stay till Friday you' may have the pleasure of peeing us bury the silver bill so deep I hope It will never bo heard from ngaln. " The father and < laurhtcrn looked at one an other. The expression on their faces was ono of surprise and pjln. "Really. Mr. Tow no. " said the old gonllo- mnn , "wo " "Oh , It Is Ton no you want. " raid Tawncy , divining the situation. "Stay where you arc'and I will send him out to you. " A TKMI'HHAJVCH MTU AW. TinSliouliiK nf CorkMcrp v Muilr the AVonillit I''ill lit. There was a pleased expression on the stern features of the angular woman with the rasping voice , as she regained her scat In the accommodation train. She had Just walked up one side and down the other of the long Isle , relates the Now York Herald , and had spoken a few hurried words to each man ns she handed him a copy of a temperance tract. "The world Is growing better. " she said , leaning over and addressing the man In the end seat. "You see , there Is PO much differ ence of opinion on the subject thai you can't get any Intelligent Idea from studying sta tistics. I'm a worker In the noble cause of temperance , you know , so I thought I would do a llttlo Investigating for myself. " "Am I to understand , madam , " replied the man , turning his head half way round , "that the result of your labors shows that the world Is growing ueltsr ? " "That's It exactly , " she returned. "As soon as I entered the train and saw that It was nearly full of men I knew that the time for original Investigation had arrived. When I banded out this beautiful little- tract I asked each man point blank If he was a drunkard. It did my heart good , as you may well Imagine , to hear each of them answer that he wasn't. " "But , my dear madam , " argued the man , "It takes a pretty hard drinker to make a drunkard. " "Nonsense , " broke In the woman. "Thorn can be no fine distinctions In a question of this kind. A man who ill Inks is nothing clso than a drunkard. I'm satisfied with the test I made , for I could see lhat each man an swered my question honestly. " * "I won't attempt to argtio with you , madam , " said the man. "I'll just make a llttlo tcsl of my own. " . Stepping out Into the aisle the man sang out In a cheery tone that echoed through the length of the car : "Say , boys , any of you got a corkscrew ? " In a moment a smllo came over the man's feitures as he slowly counted seventeen hands lifted up In the air , and he was about to address the woman , when he saw thai she had falnled , and that the conductor > was testing the virtue of her dearly loved cold water by sousing a dipper of it In her face. An Aiirlriit I'"illn < - Tnolli li'li curdled. A skull found In a gravel pit In North Waco demonstrates one of two things : Either gravel strata form faster than Is reckoned by geologists , or methods employed by denllsls supposed to bo of recent Inven tion were practiced In antiquity. The teeth In the skull found were filled with a sub- slanco which the local dcnllsts say was un known ten years ago. and there was a falsa loolh .set on a plate In a manner regarded aa belonging to the present decade. The skull was taken out from beneath a gravel stratum four feet thick , which stratum was five feet under loam and clay. About four feel from the skull were some bones of a human foot. No other portions of the skeleton could b found. _ "Give mo a liver regulator nnd 1 can regulate late- the world , " said a genius. The druggist handed him a bottle of DeWltt's Little Early Rlfor' . the famnun lltlln ollli I'oitlllnr MoiltTMKVCN. | . Yale students taking the modern novel course have expressed their opinion that "Lorna Doono" Is the finest modern novel they have read during the course. This novel got HO votes. "A Gentleman of Fiance" came'next with only forty-five votes. Howells' "A Modern Instance" and Steven son's "Treasure Island" came next In order of preference. A RlILlCOFTlIli PAST. OiirrntlfiiiH for tlic Cure of nml Ilfutnl IHaHi'M NO LONGER NECESSARY. Mi-tUrnl I > lHe ivc-r > - Wliloli Will die Tn-a < Hi ml of All HllClt DlMl'IIHI'H. It has long been thoiiRht , not only I/ seine physician ] , but Ipeopln In general that the common , painful anil exceedingly annoying trouble , piles , was practically Incurable - curable by any other moans than a surgical operation , and tills belief lias been the cause of years of needless gutTcring , because of the natural clreail of surgical operations. There are many salves , ointments and similar rcmeillo ] on the market which alTorJ seine relief In caeca of piles , but the 1'yra in Id I'lle Guru is the unly preparation 30 far Inttoducc-d that can bo reliably depended upon to euro to stay curnj every foim of ItchliiK , bleeding or protruding pllrs. Mra. M , C. Hlnltley of Ml MlFslsslppI nti'i'tt , Indianapolis , was told by her phyHl- clans thai nothing bul a autKlcil oimr.itlou cnttlnt : bet\No n Hevcn ami ol&'it ' liniidrad dbllam could euro her , an the lietl siilTerud for llftoen years ; yet even In * uch a casu as he-rs the I'yianild I'llo Cure accoinpll hxl a complete cure , She says ; "I knew an operation would be dcu'.h to mo and tried the Pyramid with very little hope , and It U not to bcw ondoreJ ul thai I am so enthuil. acllc In Us praise. " Major Dean of Columbus , Ohio , says lie not to ha wondered at that I am BO onthinl- suffered for forty yearn from plleo , utul inemj u in IIUHI iiuiiiiit * puua , ami 111 nm caao two packages of ( lie Pyramid cured him , Mr. J ) . K , Uccd of South Lyons , Mich. , cays ; I would not take JMO and be placed back whore I was hofoie I u > od the I'yrainM 1'ilo Curu. I suffered for years , and It In uow eighteen months slnco I used It and not ( ho slightest trace of the trouble hau : c- tirneJ : , The 1'yrainll I'llo Curu U sold by nearly all druggists at CO cents and $1.00 per pack age , und as II contalna no opium , cocalno or other polnonous drugs , can bo used with per fect safety. No eng need suffer from piles tn any fern who will glvo Ibis excellent remedy a trial. Made by the Pyramid Co. , Albion , Mich. Any druggist can get It fqr you.