THE OaiAItA DATTjY BEKt SUNDAY , JANUARY 5 , 1800. SfflIB OF WILSON'S ' JOKES Bright ThonghU Which Emanated from a Bright Mind , ECCENTRICITIES FOUND IN ALL OF THEM Slnrlc-.l Wont In Hunt tnillnnn mul lliifTnlo , Monntril the Iiec- tiirp I * I n ( form nnil 1,1 fen n Kit I lit re. "I know how a fellow got tremendously fleh once by n very simple process. " "How thai " waa ? "By attending strictly to his own busi ness. " That's about the wording of a conversation that took place almost dually In theanteroom of Th Bee during the time when the late James , "Tug" Wilson , presided over that room , charged with the duty of receiving call ers at the big newspaper office , ascertain ing their wantsnnd bringing them Into communication with , the various heads of departments and ths employes. "Tug" com menced springing his Joke several years ago , and practiced It for a considerable length of time upon the employes of The Bee , with nil of whom ho was upon the best of terms. Thtvn , as his eccentricities became more pro nounced , he materially Increased the list of victim ? , and toward the last the caller was lucky who escaped the Infliction of some form of the > VHson Joke. James Wilson had been educated In Lon don with a view of going to China In the diplomatic service. .Ho had been taught Chinese , but was never proud of the accom plishment and lost It through neglect and dlsuso. He spoke German and French qulto fluently and had a largo fund of general In formation. When Wilson decided to try a field other N'orm hnn that selected for him by his father , ho nnounced his Intention of coming to Amer ica. Confident of his ability to make his way In the world and having a natural love of adventure , ho dccl'ded to get right out Into the heart of the wild west and partici pate In nil the dangers of border life , of which ho lind read. Ho often told of how he came to select Omaha as his objective point , lie said that he met in Now York a former London friend and asked him whcro ho could go to quickest get Into the heart of the toughest and wildest part of the country. His friend told him that whllo Chicago was pretty wild , If he wanted to get out where Indians were on the warpath and buffalo killing was stale sport , he should visit Omaha. That settled It for Wilson , and without wasting a , day In the American metropolis ho went direct to Omaha. Whether bin disappointment at not finding this city In the state that hi : friend had pictured It affected him or not is not known. Ills deslro for adventure- died suddenly and ho remained In Omaha , made friends and money , kept a few of the formtr nnd none of tliB latter and ended his days without ever having a deslro to return to his homo coun try or to visit any place but Omaha. * * Four or five years ago , while the gold cures for the liquor habit were flourishing , "Tug's" friends and fellow employes oa The Bed raised a pttrco and sent him to Blair for treatment. Ho was a fellow who always got the worth of his money when he went on a spree , and he harvested a rich crop Df now experiences nt Blair. He was stand ing la Trout of the Institute contemplating suicide.when he saw a fellow walking down the middle of the street , carrying an armful of brick. "Tug" wondered what the man was going to do with the brick , and stepped out Into the street , glad of any diversion from the monotony of the proceedings at rtlio Institute. He got more of a diversion than he was' looking for , or desired. The man with the bricks proycd to bo a patient at the gold cure Joint , who was nursing a nlco case of Jim jams. He saw Wilson and at once commenced heaving bricks nt htm. The life , which had been a burden but a thort time before , was now very precious , I"I "Tug" wanted to save It. He started down the street with the delirious patient after him. At every Jump a brickbat was hurled , and "Tug's" short legs did better service for him than he had ever thought thorn capable of doing. In hlo anxiety to escape the pursuing ovll "Tug" was heedless of dangers ahead , and attempted to cross a railroad track ahead of a freight train. He was tossed Into the ditch and somewhat ills- figured , but ho escaped his rum-maddened pursuer and lost bis desire for a speedy flehtu.- A prominent attorney droppsd Into , the re ception room of The BCD one morning and asked : "Where's Mr. Rosewater ? " "He's not In , " replied Wilson. "Where Is he ? " repeated the attorney. "He's not In , " replied Wilson. "I did" not ask If ho was In ? " said the attorney. "I asked , Whore Is he ? " "And I've told you three times that he Is uot In. * "Perhaps you don't understand English ? "Perhaps you understand French better ? "II in'est pas let , then. "Or perhaps German will so a JIttle bettor. "Er 1st nlcbt hlor. " And ho went on down the list of his Iln- trulstlc accomplishments , translating the sen- tcnco Into French , German , Italian and Latin , and finally wound up by writing It out on the typewriter nnd handing the typewritten - written sheet to the vlslton The beginning of the end came last spring when "Tiig" conceived the Idea that hci was called to the lecture ffeld. All of his former natural shrinking from public appearance Vanished and ho started out tb get up a Iccturo on new lines with James Wilson , nllas "Tug , ' ' ns the stellar ottra'ctlon. He was busy for A 1 ° K tlmo In preparation for his Initial lecturf , which was to bo given ut Washington hall. Ho hired bands of music and , solo artists and planned nn entertain ment that was decidedly original. , An Idea nt the character nnd Ecopo of the proposed entertainment can bo gained from the fol lowing announcement which ho had pub lished at the time : " " ' entertainment "Tue" Wilson's cosmopolitan ment , Washington hall , Omnhn , Friday , April 20 , 1SS3 , commencing at 8 o'clock. . Announcement Whllo all tlto participants in tills entertnlnment uro of foreign birth , Americana who ilenlro to nttond and nre willing to pay the price of ailmtublon will receive the snmo treatment an Is nccorded the Irish nnil KnRllHli nnd other Ignorant foreigners In this country. Irishmen , Scotchmen , Frenchmen , "Scandinavians , Ucrmnns , Italian ! ) , Russians , Jews , Chinese , Hottentots , Tlanhl-Dtizooks nnd Englishmen nio most cordially Invited. All will be Riven front cents na fur aa possible , without re- KQrd to race , color , Hlze or fax , or nny pre vious condition of servitude whatsoever , the rule of llrst come , llrat nerved being strictly ndhercil to. This IB English , you know ; Quito. English , you Know , Pot Pourrl Vengo d'una Huzza Senza 1'aura % . . . - Julius Thlelo The Elite Orchestra , Lled-Dle Wnclit arn Ubeln , . . . . Max Bchneckenburgor Tlio Omaha Bnengcrbund and the Elite "Orchestra. Bolo Coming Through the nyc. . . Mrs. a D. Lees. v Recitation Armenia , , , .I.oula F. Curtis In The Omaha Bee Miss Augusta Frabm. Bolo T.lttle Queen Irene , Lester llodlne and 13. 11. Packard Alexnnder Flndlny. Quintet TCko from Alperna Tonv niebl Bwoillsli Btrlnir Quintet. Comprising Mumlo- dollns , C. M. EkHtrom nnd Aloln John ston ; guitars , Will Lyon nnd Kil Sawnnl ; banjo , Kdwnrd Ekstrom. Choru8ons to Aeslr. . Words nnd music by William II , the present ruler of QOr- T inany The Omaha Sneneerbiiiul I I'orrcd In German , , Philip Andrea , vice Turnvereln. president of the Omaha Discourse The Ignorant Porolirner In America , Including the Irish and the KiiBllsb . . , "Tujt" Wllfon Vovnl Selection Scandinavian niee Club Cliinlesnnton , Charles Johnson. C. IDroy- HFllua , Phil llolton nnd Robert Krlckbon. God Bnvo tlio Queen . . .EIIU Orchestra Ths appointed night came , nnd wllh It- the musicians and eololsts who In good faith had contracted to furnish a part of th pro- Brain. "Tug" waa prec at , reiplende-nt In a dress suit , but he Imd taken a bracer too nany : and \va simply maudlin , The ex- pectid crowd failed to materialize , the Jani tor would not turn on tlio lights Without hli lull rent , th muilolani would not strllio a note without their pay and the enterprise Kas declared off. Poor old "Tug" was feuud about daylight the next inornliiK deep- Ing peacefully In his rented drcM tult and A xtraw hat In the door of n Famum ktrcet store and was cared for by eom'o of his friends , I DOMINANT SEVENTHS ? * * * * + * - ? - MM 4HHrJMHMf * * MM" * * It Is understood that a local musician ot prominence * challenged a criticism that the Nymphs and Naiad * of V nusberg , na they appeared In Tannhaeuier during the late sea- Ron of opera , wore heavy and ! graceless In their appeitranco nnd dancing. The defenro ot the challenge was that the sccno was In Germany and that thcas maids were Gorman peasants ! Waa Venus a Dutchman ? * Many reasons have ben assigned for the non-appearanco of Mr. Damrosch on two oc casions during the iseison. To the thinks It will appear reaRonablo at once that to con duct these operas night after night and at matln'cs would soon bring a conductor to an untimely grave , sacred to the memory of Gorman opera. Therefore , Mr. Damroych has an assistant , who , by the wny , Is an excellent man to follow , Mr. Damroscli would doubtless have ap peared on Saturday afternoon had he been In good health. * * Some say that Mr. Oamrosch was not pleased with the appearance or Interest of the audience. This Is untrue. Mr. Damrosch Is nbovo such potty thoughts. The Mondamln Choral society meets for re hearsal tomorrow , Monday evening , at Hay- den's music store. Upwards of sixty voices have already been tried and accepted. * * The society people are becoming Interested In a production of the opera , "Powhatau , " to bo Riven t Boyd's theater on February 4. The principals , It Is said , will bo eoclety leaders who have vocal and operatic ambl- tlono. The production will bo under the aus pices ot ono of the flourishing branches ot "All Saints' " church , and Uhder the manage ment of Mr. Baker , who produced the opera iately at Council Biuffs. * * * The recital given by tha pupils of Martin Calm , brought to the Crelghton hall a largo audience of music lovers. It Is not usual to glvo extended notices of pupils' recitals In this column , but the program was iso well chosen , BO carefully studied nnd so cleverly executed thnt It deserves more than a passing mention. Miss Wcssells played n double number ; by Jensen and Grieg , which was , In Its way , a wonderful piece of work. Miss Josephine- Bell gave a masterly touch to a Grieg "Ballade. " The prelude and toccata of Lachner , by Miss Corlnne Paulson , and Moskowskl's "Etincolles , " by Miss Hancock , were emi nently satisfactory. Miss Lobman , with easy gracs , and much expression , interpreted a Chopin waltz , and a romance by Rubinstein. ' Miss Henrietta Rees played Hummel's "La Galanto" with good taste. The technical work of each pupil was par ticularly good. Mrs. Martin Cahn lent a pleasing- variation to the program by singing Becker's "Spring tide" and Chamlnade's "Rosemundo. " To the applause which greeted her at the end of each number , she responded with "Allah , " by Chadwlck. and "Lullaby , " by J. II. Wil son. Mrs. Cahn's voice se-ems not to lose ono whit of Its beauty , and her singing on Monday evening was most enjoyable. It Is with regret that musicians hear of the passing of the Omaha Glee club. H started out well , and promised well , nnd It Is a sur prise , a sorrowful ono , too , that It should die so young. Mr. E. Rosewatcr , editor of The Bee , has received a handsomely engraved card , mailed from Cralg-y-Nosr Wales , bearing Christmas greetings and Now Year's wishes , from Slg. Ernest Nlcollnl nnd Mme. Adollna Pattl- Nicollnl , who have b n celebrating the holi days in their beautiful' "Welsh „ mountain homo. Aa usual , the castle at Cralg-y-Nos has beern. ull'ofdistinguished "people , who have been' entertained there as the guesU" of Mme. Pattl-Nlcollnl. The following ex tract , referring to the company nssambled there , appeared recently in the London Chronicle : "Mrqo. Adellna Pattl has been entertaining a large and distinguished com pany nt CralK-y-Nos castle , including the marchioness of Blandford , the Ladles ChurchIll - Ill , Lady Portsmouth , Lady Vivian , and Hon. Mlsss Vivian , Sir Charles , nnd the Misses PKHllps , Mrs. Arthur Hay , nnd Miss A. Ganz , * m the occasion of n matinee held In the Pattl theater , nt which Mr. Auguste Van Blene produced his pathetic muelcal comedy-drama , "Tho Broken Melody. " The performance gavs great pleasure to the brilliant audience assembled , and at Us conclusion Mme. Pattl pretented to all the- members of Mr. Van Blone's company , thirteen In number , valua ble gifts of Jewelry. She had also placed a special train at their disposal. " . * * * The thirty-seventh frea organ recital will bo given by Mr. Tabsr In the First Congrei- gatlonal church this afternoon at 3:30 : o'clock , and the following will be ths program : PART I. Offertory In n . Wcly Adagio from Opera 53 . Spohr Berceuse Opera ! . . . lilzct Romance . Tours Ovcraturo Marsnrnlllo . Auber PART II. Larpro ( by request ) . Handel Nocturne H Flat ( by request ) . Chopin a Nun's Prayer ( by rt'iuest ) . Wcly b Aduglettl . Chopin March Mllltatre . Gounod A concert \7lll bo given by the Nightingale Scclal club nt the club rooms , Fortieth nnd Hamilton streets , next Wednesday evening. An excellent and varied program has been prepared. The club will render several choruses and will bo assisted by the. Apollo Zither club , the Olympic Male quartet and Messrs. Ed Oliver and Dan Brady In comic sonzs and dances. Piles of people have piles , but Lcwllf ) Wllcb Hazel Salve will curs them. IOWA'S MUSICAIWOM1UR. . IMiciinmoiinl Voice of Olniulc MnUc- Hiiii Sillier , Klcvi-ii Yearn Old , Claude , Matteson aner , nn 11-year-old boy , residing at Cedar Rapids , la. , Is the musical wonder ot that and neighboring towns. This bright little fellow began singing In public three years ago at a church enter tainment , at which ho received such an ova tion that bis mother- who was his Instruc tor until ho was placed'In charge of Prof. Hall , the organist ot Grace Episcopal church In Cedar Rapids , was encouraged to con tinue his musical training. The boy's prog ress was so rapid that friends and musical people were not only greatly pleased , but astounded , for h soon developed a very true mublcal riir and an understanding of mi'elcal expression , purity and range of voice that were pronounced phenomenal by all who heard him. In a vocal sense he has been .th ? rage over since , the mere an nouncement that he would sing filling the church where he was to appear. Naturally his fame spread , and last spring ho sang In churches In tl.e principal cities of Iowa , During the summer ho added greatly to his reputation while on a visit with hla mother In Ohio , Ills most pronounced suc cess was scored In Cedar Rapids a few days ago , when the musical people of the city gave an entertainment In Green's opera house , tba entire proceed * nt which went to the poor people of the city. On thli occasion the little fellow reached B sharp without a br.alt , and when h ? bowed and retired at th conclusion of the tons a demonstration euch as Is seldom witnessed followed. He has a voice of ptrra quality ; Iho tones produced are wonderfully clear and void of any harthnces or nasal dcfecti to common to the average boy who Elngs. IIU voice ranges from B below middle a to F above high C , without a break or change any where In tha scale. The boy l free from nil mannerisms , and sings with perfect case and absolute purity ol attack on all notes within hit range , bla denunciation being almost perfect. Tlio Doctor Out of Town When Mont " \ei-iloil , Mr. J. Y. Bchenck , editor of theOiddo , I. T. , Banner , nhtn his little girl. 3 years of age , vra threatened with a tevert attack Of the croup. H R y : "My wife Inilstcd that I go for the doctor , but aa our family physldin wan out of town I purchased a bottle tle of ChimberUlu'B Cough Remedy , which rllma h r Immedlitcljr , I mil net ba with- sut It lu tbe future , " INDIANS ASM.\1I. C Mt'ltttCKS. Dolnir < Jonil Work In llin Cnpftj tlr lit 1hi > Miu ! ii.tn Wild * . So far ns known Minnesota Is the only ijUto In the union In which the experiment of utilizing the Indians BS mall carriers has been tried. Ths rtd men so engaged In this state have won the admiration of oil by their pluck nnd * ped , , . Grand Marals , on the north shore of Jjske Superior , Is practically a world by Itself , es pecially during the winter months. The peo- plJ arc then , cut off from all communication with the rest of the country , unless they fe l disposed to take a rough and dangerous over land trip ot some 175 miles , or else go up the lake on the Ice to Duliilh or Superior. The problem of sending mall to Grand Mar- als from Two Harbors , the end of the rail road , was for a long time n problem which bothered the pcstifllce department to. a little. During the winter the trip Is a dangerous one , nnd no white man could bs found to undertake It for the email compilation allowed by the government. Some months ngo two full-blooded Chlp- pewn Indians , Knglct and Rossport Dcnr- Rrease , who nrc known far and wide among the Indians of the northwest as athletes of no mean dcgroe , Intimated thnt they would not be averse lo working for Uncla Sam. They were told to put In a bid for carrying the malls , and to their great delight the ron- trnct was awarded to them. In due tlmo their commissions arrived from Washington , nnd the brothers nr now the ofllclnl mall car riers between Two Harbors nnd Grand Marals. Since Jiavlng become a part of the United States government the Beargrcaso boys have- dropped many of their Indian mannerisms that Is , they have dropped some ot the more objectionable ones an1 retained all tbopo which enable them to live nnd get fat where a white man would die. In warm weather the trip from point to point Is made In a canoe along the lake , but since winter has set In and the water highway is closed the Journey Is made overland , on foot generally , nlthough sometimes dog teams nre used. A moro desolate , dreary country than that lying between Two Harbors and Grand Mnraln it would bo hard to Imagine , and perhaps , It Is duo to Its very lonesomencss that the two Indians make such good time. The 175 miles ot almost trackless wilderness Is covered In anywhere from fifty to seventy-five linurs the average time Is nbout sixty-five hours and the men came In lookln as fresh as daisies. The Indians make their way with ease whcro a white man , unused to the country , could not find his wny , and camp In the forest or on the barren bluffs , wherever night overtakes them. They are always armsd , not that there Is any danger of nn attack by man or boast , but because they have always carried their rifles when away from civilization and would bo lost without them. Largo sums of money and many papers of the utmost Importance are often carried by these untutored children of the forest , and their prompt delivery nt their destina tion can be counted upon as a certainty. The Beargreas * boys nre ns regular ns clockwork , and were there to bo a delaj * of nny time In their arrival a party of men would soon bo looking for them , for it would be known that some mishap had befallen the mail carriers. Wild game of all kinds Is plenty In tbi country between Two Harbors and Grand Marals , and never is a. trip made by the two Indians without seeing many moosa and deer. Now and then a large black bear or pack of skulking wolves watch them g by , and look after them with longing yes , but little things like these do not trouble the faith ful servants of the government , who are as proud of their position as la a small boy of his llrst pair of boots. COXMII1IAMTIIOS. A New York man wants a divorce because his wife already has had five husbajids. The mistletoe has completed Its'season's engagement and retired , but it will not b ? seriously missed. The dim parlor lamp will continue to do business at the old stand. The following notice Is posted , on'tho Benton - ton Rogers elder mill nbove Nile , Alfcgany county Pa. , on the Eist Notch road : Lost , strayed or stolen from the premises of James Doyle , one third wife. Any person who will return- her will bo suitably punished. " An Interesting event In Paris In January will be the marriage of the Marquis do Bon- noval to the daughter of tbo Marquis de Hnussonvllle. The. Bonnevals.are allied with the Bourbons through tlio house of Albret , the ancient royal family of Navarre , and the Haussonvllles are connected with the Broglls , the Segurs , and many other' aristo cratic families of the Faubourg , St Germilne. Mr. and Mrs. William Clifford ot Indian apolis celebrated thtlr golden wedding anni versary on December 28. Many relatives joined with them in the observance of tiie auspicious occasion. Mr. Clifford was born In Hush county , Indiana , In 1824 , and his wife was"born In Garrett county , Kentucky In 1829. They have had born to them six chlldre'n , all of whom are living , and all of whom were present. There are also twelve grarid- cblldren and two great grandchildren. A marriage , romantic In tha extreme , was soUmnlzod In the office of the county clerk at Glasgow , Ky. , last month. The groom and brlilu had never so much ns heard of the other's existence until the day before , and met for the first time when they' were brought face to fa.cn In the county clerk's ofllco nnd Introduced by a mutual friend preparatory to the application for license. The groom was John Underwood , a prosperous farmer 65 years old. The brldo was Mrs. Martha J. Turner , n widow 21 years old , who came from South Carolina about two months aso. aso.A wedding tour without bag or baggage- a condition of things not very Inviting to most couples who have social pretensions. Two prominent young people of Calumet , Mo. , were compelled to start forth under these unpleasant auspices n few days ngo. All went well until the train was pulling Into Its destination , when It was discovered that the traps had been left behind. A num ber of friends were with them and did their best to cheer up the despondent ones , who finally made up their minds not to turn back , but to go on to the- south , per pro gram. Superstition In Bohemia has claimed another victim. In the church ot Chrastlnn , at Plsok , In Bohemia , a marriage was about to ba solemnized between Anna Roslln , aged 19 , and a youth of her cholco. Bride and bridegroom stood already before the altar , where were lighted tapers. Before the priest could unite the- bridal pair ono of the lighted tapers became suddenly extinguished. A loud shriek came from the bride , and she gasped , "Me-lne ksrz * 1st erloschen ! " ( my taper Is extinguished ) , and sank unconscious In the nrms of the bridegroom. Immediately nil attention was turned to the condition of the bride .Several attempts was made to re vive the poor girl , but In vain. The bride , In her chaplet and veil , died at the altar rails. The mporstltlon of the villagers ot the plain Is that If a lighted taper becomes ex tinguished on either sldo of the altar , the person standing on that side of tha altar where the light went out will suffer a dire- calamity. Ieiiv r liny lit the Ice I'nlncc. LEADVILLE , Colo. , Jan. 4-Thls was Denver day nt the Ice Palace exposition. The city had been magnificently decorated In honor of the occasion. About 1,000 Den- verltcs came by special trains and fully twlco that number of visitors from other parts of the state nre present. The ppeclnl trains were met by largo delcpatlons of clt- Izena and addresses were made , after which a parade was clven , A reception ut the Ice palace followed. Dewltt's Little Early Risers euro Indiges tion and bad breath. Slitrtfl Killed u Itclii-llloiiM 1'rlnoncr. NASHVILLC , Tenn. , Jan , 4 , At Colum bia , Ala. , tills morning Sheriff T. Ii. Kale entered tbo jail and n half dozen 'desperate prisoners made n break to push past him and cscnpe. Kale was knocked down , but bo drew his revolver and killed Amos Rob inson , one of the. prisoners' , and tha others then returned to their cells. DeWIU's Little Early Risers tha pills that cure constipation and biliousness. Police MaKu WliolfNiile IliililN , BOSTON , Jan. 4. The first week of the new year was begun In u very vigorous niannor by the reform police administra tion. Nearly four Fcoro arrests were made tonight during raids on alleged gambling- bouses , Iioufea of III repute and kitchen bar rooms all over the city. One Mlnut * Cough Cur ? la harmless , pro duce * Immediate result * . $ j23 -"AMUSEMENTS , f g&Vgfl-rfl tp .gW Mt . : m w Tlio week which oi. nrd the new calcndil year at the theaters wwild have needed nc other fcituro than tht.acturn engafiernent ol "Pudd'nhe.id Wilson" , lovmako , It ccnsplcuoui among other simitar period ? . H max be further said , without raylnc the speaker opcr to n charge of undu ? , cntliusliirm , that any year , which holds amongflUi varied offerings no keen a pleasure as that afforded by thl ! delightful play , will be noUd by the historian In future times as decidedly an epoch amons years which did net elevate the stage , "I'udd'nhfad Wilson" came tundwlchcd be tween a tark , dtnma and a farce comedy , all three showing on the same stage In the eight day.i between Sunday and Sunday. Of the two entertainments , the former Is by no means the best , even of Its tawdry Jdnd , whlls the latter clalrnn with some JuS- tlco to have raised Itself above Its class by the Individual excellence of Its performers. Whatever their merits as distinguished from those of other melodramas and fare ? comsdlos , "Tho Tornadp" and "A Uallroad Ticket" ore , In comparison with 'Tudd'nhead Wilson , " not unworthy examples of two stylta of dramatic representations which arc very plentifully offerad at prssent Taken as types , they In dicate with sufficient clearness the prevailing tendencies of the stage. "Pudd'nhead Wilson" has llttlo In common with such as these. It bears a name which , to those unfamiliar with the literature cf the day. ID In no way an Index to the character of the piece. Such suggestions as come from so unusual a title are not those of rcllned camidy. Certainly few students of the drama , happening upon the unqualified announcement that 'Tudd'nhead Wilson" would bo played at such a time and place , would dream , with out previous enlightenment , that here was one bf the few cholo ? things of the century. Yet so It haa proved , and Is dally and nightly proving to be. The really great achl6vemento of the play er's art which are to bo seen at present on the American stag ? are oially counted on one hand ; IndecO , It may bo doubted whether. In the reckoning of them up , all the lingers of that hand would bo required. Mr. Jeftenton's work In general , and his performance as Kip In particular , have long been the standards by which the offerings of all aspirants for similar eminence have bsn measured. There are surprisingly few besides that are good enough to endure. Consider the army of actors. Including the very bert and most prominent , who essiy part after part , playing all well , but no one so well that they Identify themselves with It and make It entirely their own so that the association Is remembered as long as they and tha part are called to mind. It has fallen to Mr. Mayo to be EO Identi fied with two of the prominent stage figures of his lifetime. In his younger days ho created Davy Crockett , and In bis green and vigorous age ho has added a new star to his crown of fame and bestowed a fresh delight upon a jaded public by his masterly Impersonation of tho. < brlefless lawyer of Daweon's Landing. MrJ Mayo would be the last to claim absolute perfection In his work , or to make boast that-tba experience cf the future can teach lilm-mothlng. He him self , like David Wllsopn Is the most modest ofmen and has waited through years of neglect and discouragement for the reward which has como to hlnnt last , not too late surely to glvo him many years more of life for the enjoyment ofc IUB ) The Imperfections of this character stcdy.jif It has any , are moro clearly appareuwito him than to his audiences , and If so recwit a creation lacks a touch of that mellowness and finish which comes with famlllarjltanjllliig , time and the artist's fine. pe eption : jmay [ be trusted to supply all that Is required. r A seat remote frouj'Uie stage Is not to bo desired In a performance In which Mr. Mayo Is concerned. jHls wonderfully pressive face , which hat'Oven gained In that regard slnco he parted with his moustache , adds incalculably to tba fprcs of his actions. Never was a finer exhibition of facial ex pression than In the powerful closa of the third act , where Pudd'nhead ses the whole fabric of his life-long theory , as he sup poses , crumble and fall away from him , leaving him a broken man. Incredible as It may teem , there" were those In the audi ence who found this amusing andwho laughed at the trembling lip and tearful eyes of the bewildered old man as If they had seen a comlo Irishman In a farce comedy with a burlesque of grief. One doubts if even the WIss Men of Dawsan , who had made Wilson their butt for a quarter of a century , would have seen anything funny in that. There are more tears than laughter In the piece. Not the tears of sorrow , which wring the beart In the shedding , bul those which spring from sympathy and admiration. Tlisre have been people In the audiences at the Crelghton during this engagement who- have sat through the course of the play speechless and spsllbound , and who have gone away with moist eyes and a catch In the breath whlcb troubled them when they tried to ex press sentiments which come from a source too deep to gush forth In mere noisy demon stration. Fun there Is a plenty , of course , In "Pudd'nhead Wllsoni" ranging In point of delicacy from the dry and caustic humor cf Wilton himself to the- broad and undeniably amusing drolleries of the Sheriff and Camp bell and Swan. That la a very well managed bit of comedy which accompanies the arrival of the twins , and that Is another which depicts the petulance and Jealousy of Patoy in the matter of Wilson's absence. Then the dog story , handled admirably by Mr. Chlrnell , Mr. Gill and Mr. Tucker , the trial scene , In whlcb the aimo clover people are prcmlnent , and tha reception by Blake of the news that he la to go to St. Louts , In which Mr. Chlsnell needs no assistance all thet o are genuinely and wholesomely funny , albeit conceived and executed a trifle IOCT evidently on the lines of a Hoyt farce to do moro than accentuate the beautifully modulated performance cf the star. " In no portions of the play Is Mr. Mayo'e matitery of his art more finely Indicated than In th scenes with that unspeakable black guard , Tom Drlscoll. Mr. Campeau's work In this role deserves very high commendation , The quality of repression is to evldcht In the greater part of the Impersonation that one Is sure It will sooner or later by extended to modify or elide certain business which savors too strongly of the melodrama to be In place In so quiet an atmosphere as that of Daw- Don's Landing. The ending of the peccnd act has been changd slnco the earlier perform ances here , and Tom rib' longer falls en his knees as If under a physliial bldw upon noxy's vociferous but uhsup'poVled proclamation of the relationship between them. If this re form shall ba followefl tfy stms alterations In the mechanism of th& KM act Mr. Campeau can surely contrive & "Means whereby Tcm may not resort to tharfocrobatlo diva upon the floor and thoso1 subsequent grovellngs which add little In tfier1tilnd of tha spectator to the Impression 6f 'pbsclute ' degradation conveyed by his action lust before , the per formance will be wellnfgh flawless. It Is In his Intercourse with this craven cur that the stttleil'and dogged determina tion of Wilson manifest Itself as clearly na In his spoken declaration of It to Ilowy. When Tom , swinging Ills legs on the table , taunts Wilson In tin ? -presence cf the twins with Ills cllentless sttfteV'could anything moro graphically Indicate 'th's patlence of a life time struggling wllll S1 tense of complete superiority ever the speaker than the face of the quiet old man who nlta and cndurea oven physical famlllarjty becaus * his time la not yet come ? And could anything be bet ter than Wilton's choking rage at Tom's In sults at the breakfast table ? If anything could , It is the tcend where Tom unwittingly contributes hut aSult thumb-mark , and WII- sn utters that Inarticulate cry and bids the base-born knave keep his bands from his person. To go on enumerating strong situations would ba to set down the greater part of the play. Two other scenes , however , are recalled as especially notable. One , between Mr. Alken ' ind Mr. Daly'where after the recital by Ilowy of Tom's caxvirdlco add Chambers' lifrslim , York DrlBcoll checks the Impulse to embrace the lad whom ho believes to be lilm own son , Is as fine and true at anything n this fine , true performance. The other , the thrilling encounter between the two boyo at the mill , Is alto extremely well carried off. Mr. Daly made many friends In Omaha by his careful nnd conscientious work , nnd the future of so competent and so young an artist will lit watched with Interest. Mr. Klnuber as Lulgl nnd Mr. Unllton na the gentle Angelo are thoroughly peed , although the sn-cch of the latter seems rather that of n Frenchman than an Italian , Miss Morettl'i Uoxy Is by far the best thing this ambitious and talcn'rd young woman has done. She will be pleasantly re membered as having played leading roles last ROOT on lth Alexander Salvlnl , and h r ad mirers are gratified to obssrvo her manifest Krcwth , It she has a fault It Is In over- rapidity of utterance , whereby her voice , futther weight d by a dlfllcult dialect , loses In carrying power and her speech In In telligibility. Miss arahame , who Is Mrs. Edwin P. Mayo In private life , Is Invariably charming In the Ingenue role of Ho\\y , and Miss Laverno docs Patsy so well .that none would susp ct that the Is not fond of the part. In taking leave of "Pudd'n'hcad Wilson , " one rejolcss that It Is "An revolt- " and not "Gcodbyl" He will return In September , and , though the" Crelghton bookings Include many attractions of exceeding merit , th ro will be nothing between this day nnd that to erase the clear and strong1 Impression which ho has left behind. 1 ' t Private advices from Kansas City , as well as the uniformly hostile tone of the pre-'s of Chicago , where the attraction has bsen playing a not over-successful engagement , give rise to the Impression that Charles II. Hoyt's base bull phy will not long withstand ths winter's blasts. It Is dim- cult to account for Its continued existence tin to this time , except on the theory , which Mr. Hoyt would appear to have worked to the limit , that anything from the pen of that highly gifted writer will bo thankfully cctpted by the play-going public. It must b > confessed that the facts so far have , tea a great extent , borne out this theory , and Mr. Hoyt was perhaps Justified In believing tint psopls would rush tb.glvo np thtlr dollars lars In exchange for something even worse ( ban "A Contented Woman. " That ho has been mistaken , and that "A Runaway Colt , " with n professional first baseman as Etar , has failed even In Chicago , where that star habitually shines , Is one of the hopeful signs of a better coming time when the demand for vulgarity and coarsj humor on the stage shall cease and "playwrights" like Charles H. Hoyt shall be driven to abandon , a calling which no longer brings even financial returns. Elmer 13. Vance's railroad comedy-drama , "Tho Limited Mall , " will b ? the attraction at Dyd's theater for this afternoon and night , and tomorrow night , nnd the simple announcement should be enough to pack the house from footlights to gallery. The ticanlc and mechanical effects of the play ari this season entirely new. An entire new vestibuled train of cars , comprising a baggage , mall , smoker and Pullman coach , over 300 feet long and twelve feet high , har been built uildcr the personal direction of Mr. Vance , and Is said to be mor ? striking and realistic than ever. The practical working saw mill , with n real bsllor , engine and a circular saw cutting out real lies from a real log , Is ono of the most wonderful and Ingenious stage effects ever scon In this country , and the manage ment calls attention to the fact that the pic tures of this great scone , as well as all the advertising 'matter displayed by this com pany , are not In the least exaggerated , but are mid ? from photographs taken by flash light frcm the actual representations given on the'stage. The cant Is sail tq.bo exceptionally strong , nnd It Is headed as usual by the ringer and rtancerl Beatrice. ' of hem the Boston 'Hil-ald says : "Beatrice has captured the'Hub. yShe oVn 'a nlchp ln"tliq temple , of fame ; and hojds a guarantee'deed to the property. " Eltgant photos of Beatrice will be presented free to every lady attending a performance of "The Limited Mail. " IJor the first four nights cf this week at tho' Crelglitan , commencing with a matlnse tcday , "A Railroad Ticket" will be the at traction. Ths story , which offers abundant chances for full , turns on the adventures of Robert nnd Jack Ticket , who are left by their father's will a small but equal share of money to start In business. The one hav ing th3 largest 'bank account at the end of the year is to receive two-thirds of his father's fortune and the other the remainder. Robert becomes a ticket broker and Jack becomes a RErfume drummer. They are both In lov ? with the same girl , and she Is 00 much In love with both she refuses to give her answer until the end of the year. Every thing ends pleasantly , but meanwhile there Is any amount of fun. Hits at the land craz ? , ralnmakinp. ticket scalping and other Issues give boundiess opportunity for lively action and general entertainment. The company presenting the pleca tbla saason Is entirely new , with the exceptlcn of thos ? two funny fellows , Harry Pcrter and Frank Gardiner. The newcomers are Kugen ? Canfleld. James H. Bradbury , Gus C. Welnberg , John S. Terry , Kathel Kerr , Beatrice Norman , Hattle Waters , Sallle Stembler , Mattle Lockctts- , Hulda Halvers and Lou Rice. At the Crelghton tor four nights com mencing Sunday matlneo , January 12 , Hanlon Bros. ' "Fantasma" will be seen in nil Its glory. Since this attraction was last In thu. city It has undergon ? many changes , which warrant the brothers Hanlon In calling It ths "New Fantasma. " For this season's production elaborate new scenery has been specially painted , and new and gorgeous transformations have ben In vented by these prlncos of magic , the Han lon brothers , who have also created many new tricks which are surprising In mechani cal ingenuity. The "New Fantas ma" company numbers among Its members America's funniest clown , Geonn H. Adams. His performances In conJunction - Junction with Miss Nellie Black , who plays the part of Fantasma. the fairy queen , in tlio dl'guliM of a witch , furnish no end of amuse ment and wonder to the children , as well ac to the eiaers , who can to their heartu' content ravel In mirth , marvel and mystery from the rise to the fall of the curtain. Commencing Tuesday night , January 1 , the Holden Comedy company will begin n week's ensag'ment at Boyd's theater In n repertory of successful plays at low prlcja. The Holden Comedy company Is said to be an fxceedlngly satisfactory organization , and have the following plays In Its repertory , which will be produced during the week , viz. : "Anglo , " "Tho Inside Track , " "Dan gers of a Great City , " "Pavfments of I'trls , " "Denver Express , " "Nobody's Claim , " "Tom Sawyir , " and others. Tues day night the domestic comtdy , "Angle , " will be- the bill , at which time fifteen uf the latest song * and dances will bo Intro duced , Including the clever child dancer , "Little May , " In her lat'Et success , "The- Lantern Dance. " "Trilby , " presented by A. M , Palmer't comp-Jny , which made uch a pronounced success at the Crelghton a few weeks sines , v.-lll open a return engag'ment at that house , coirmonclng Thursday , January 9. Refer ring to thla attraction , the Boston Glolio said , on the occasion of Its first production there : "There was no difference of opinion among the members of tlu largo audience at the Park theater last evening to witness the tint production on the stage of Du- Muurler's famous novel. Tlio favorable ver dict was unanimous. The play of 'Trilby' Is a grand success. H should bcome : aa popular as the book. "Mr , Potter has a play that fairly teeino with action and dramatic effect. The story Is told In a comprehensive , straightforward manner , Every situation Is reasonable and natural ; there are no anti-climaxes , no r petitions , no extraneoui theatric devices ; the development of the story Is logical and consistent at all times. Mr. Potter hai fol lowed the book rather more faithfully than la the custom of the av rag ? dramatist. Mcst of the characters have been repro duced with wonderful fidelity. Llttlt Illllee , Taffy and the I alrd ere UuMaurlcr's portraits traits brought to life. Svengall Is d plctocl with horrible realism. Gecko Is the tame weird , pitiable specimen of a musical n- thuslait that the book portrays , Jolly Zen Zou , reckless Dodor , and the half dozen other characters , which hayj become eo well known nnd admired by the public , ar > nil graphically rcprf enle > l. "Regarding Trilby , there will be n difference - once of opinion , thnt Is , ns to her relation to DtiMnurl r's Trilby ; as to herself , nil will n fir CP that the &I&KT > Trilby Is thor oughly charming. For the snktof dramatic effect , Mr. Potter hag changed Trilby's character to the extent of making her weaker In her love for Lltth BIIUo than was the original , She dora not moke a willing sacrifice for her lover's sake ; she Is taken from him by the hypnotic art of Svngall , This may not bo so noble , but Ills certainly more In accord with human nature. In other respects the stage character does not differ materially from that Of the book , though of cours.v It Is. not possible to present - sent all the varying shades of Trilby's charming nature , so graphically described by DuMaurler. "A compiny of admirable players has been brought together by Manager Palmer for the Interpretation of 'Trilby. ' Every rob Is taken by ix comprtent peron ( nnd there is an attention to minor details that Is most commendable. " Thci trli-iil XoH1 ? . It Is PaM that Maude Adams will star next season. Kfllo Shannon's sister , Lttvlnla , Is with Clara Morris this season , Babetto Rodney has been engaged by Canary Ledcrcr for "Tho Lady Slavey. " Katie Emmctt , who lias bscn seriously 111 In New York , Is now happily convales cent. cent.H H Is reporte.l that Herbert Kolcey will star irxt season , with Efllo Shannon as leading lady. Messrs. II. C. Miner nnd Joseph Brooks will manage ths Holland brothers' starring tour next season. Mm P. Sanc-Hcne was played 400 times at the Vaudeville theaUr , Paris. The total receipts were $440,000. The pressure brought to bear on Rudyard Kipling to force him Into the dramatic field has been very strong of late. Laura Burl Is considering a proposition to star next season In a new comedy-drama entitled. "In the Lehlgh Valley. " Augustln Daly's latest production , "The Tranlt of Leo" ( from the GonriatOi Is de scribed as amusing , but not brilliant , Helen Dauvray Is In Australia playing in "In Old Kentucky. " Thl recalls the days of "Little Nell , " the California diamond. Robert Mantcll Is presenting n new rom.in- tlc drama In the Canadits from the pen of Espey Williams , entitled , "ThB Husband. " It Is proposed to perpetuate the memory of William J. Florence , the actor , by a brass tablet to bear a poetic epitaph by William Winter. Henry Irving , Ellen Terry , and the London Lyceum company -begin their four weeks' Chicago engagement at the Columbia Feb ruary 21. Mrs. Carter Is trying to get nn under study to ring the bell In "Tho Heart of Mary- landc" It requlras nerve , pedal exposure and a red win. John T Sullivan Is credited with n bit In the leading comedy role In "Tho Strange Adventures of Miss Brown , " presented last week In New York. The buxom , blonde , matronly soubrette , Ma'y Irwln , Is n w called "The Queen of Bohemians , " and Is winning much success In her new play , "The Widow Brown. " William Winter Is said to have arranged and condensed "Henry IV. " for the forth coming performance at Daly's , with James Lewis as Falstaff and Ada Rehan &o Prlnc3 Hal. Hal.Tho The season of the Gladys Wallls company closed last week In Washington , D. C. Man ager Dunne will shelve "Fanclion" and re organize the company to piny n new scclaty comedy. The next season of Mr. Sothern will open nt the- Lyceum theater. New York , In Au gust , with a new comedy by Jerome K. Je- roma , which was ordered las-t summer. He will present It In Chicago during December , 1S9C. 1S9C.Nat Nat Goodwin made an arrangement last week with A. M. Palmer by which ho will play the spring season , every year at the Garden thater , New York , and , another In the fall at the. Cjroat Northern-theater , in Chicago , Mr. Palmer controlllngi-almost one-half of his yearly season. Mr. Sothern's work In "The Prisoner of Zenda" Is arduous cff as well as on the stage. Ho bao ten complete changes of cos tume In the course of the play , two of which nro to be made In less than thrpe- minutes , and a third one In less than two minutes. Billy Birch , the old-time mlnytrel psr.- Former , has'been stricken'with paralysis at Ills residence 'In New York. Mr. Blrcb lost In the Wall street maelstrom a fortune ac quired by years cf hard work , nnd now Tony Pastor is engaged In arranging a monster benefit to ba given In bis behalf. The weekly- salary list of Charles Froh- man's numerous companies , which Include 408 players , footn up exactly $21,327. This Is paid out to the regular forces. There Is a large corps of extra and minor people In ad dition to the 408 Included In this list , nnd the amount paid to them would greatly aug ment yio weekly output. Though her father Is n veteran of the stage , Viola Allen's mother never trod the wards professionally. Sitting In her daugh ter's dressing room , knitting placidly while Viola Is "on" and chatting with her In the ntervals , she presents a picture of the typi cal New England matron. Miss Allen takes after her father In hlstrlonlc'tnlent , but after icr mother In womanliness and domesticity. She has two brothers , neither of whom has any Inclination toward the , oiny profession. Dne Is an engineer a'nd the other Is studying ; o become an architect. Mr. Mayo has written /or Harper's Weekly a charmingly reminiscent sketch' , In which 1 ( * says : "A strong deslro has always Impressed tnp to play something wrjttcn by Maik Twain. One cold , ilrlzly day In February , 1S94 , late In the afternoon , I was making my nay toward the Players' cjub , , when I saw crcculng toward mo on Fourth avcnuo th ? Familiar fonu of Mark Twain. After greeting him , I falJ : 'Sam , step Into the- doorway , pleas : ; I shall not detain you long , for I am uure the business that brings .you out on cnich a beastly day as.this must' be Important. ' With 'a quizzical 'glance upward that took in tltj front of the house , thfr doorway of which I had Indicated , with that well known In- Irnltablo drawl of his , Twain said : 'Frank , haven't you made a mlotake ? They don't soil It In there. ' 'Sam , I vyant to take one of your stories and write a play around It. ' 'Which one ? ' hn asked.1 ! havr read two numbers nf "Pudd'nhead Wilson ; whal'o tlto matter with that1 I rf-plted. 'All rght | , ' Twain replied , 'go ahead ; I am going to imp- per , and I must hurry or I .shall bo late ; but you can have "Pudd'nhead. " ' 'Hut how about the terms ? ' I asked. 'Oh , ws'll sMtle thnt later. Como down to the club any tlm bMweon It and midnight * nd we wlU talk It over.1 Ho moved nwny nnd turned to my , 'You wrlto the piny , Frank , \vrllo anything you llkp , you npxln't submit It. I know It will btfgotKl. I'll arrange that you Hhnll hnvo the advance sheets. Qoodbve. ' In a moment liu was lost In the rnl t. A nhort tlrno nftcr this brief conversation with Mark Twain , t besran the In-bor that rcsult-d In my drnrnatl- ratlon of 'Piidd'nhoad Wllwn. ' Junt when the character of .Vudd'nbpad WlUon nnd the personality of Mark Twain became to me ono nnd were Insfparable , I cannot now tell ; per- hnp It way on th ? first reading , but now , a t look backward , I doubt If there ever was a moment In my mind when Pudd'nhead Wilson and Mnrk Twain were two ne-pnrato Individ uals. Anil In writing the play I lost my own Identity , nnd reemed to become- the head nnd Instrumnit of Mnrk Twnln , The result Is be fore the world , nnd New York , Boston , Brook lyn and Philadelphia have passed Judgment upon It. That the verdict Is n gratifying one to mo R0"3 without faying. And thnt In how and why I dramatized 'Ptidd'nhcad Wilson. * " Mha Olpn Ncthcrsole , the English nctrTs , who Is playing at the ICrnpIro theater , hai ben known ever t > lnco she rnado her first ap- poaraneo on the stage ns a firm b'lltver thnt the nuthor of a play knows more about tba business nnd properties of It than doca anyone ono doe. Her opinion underwent a allRht change Tuesday afternoon , says tb > New York Times. She wan rehearsing "Carmen , " which Is to bo put on next Tuesday evening. The book calls on the heroine to smoke a. cigar. "I think you'd bettor not try that , Miss Nuhcr- sole , " suggested the fllnge manager. ' 'Indeed , I will , " was the reply ; "give me n cigar and a inntcli , The nuthor paid Carmen was to smoke n cigar , nnd that's what Carmen Is going to do. " Mlsa Nethwsolf-'s brother , Louis , furnished the cigar . big. black , Key. West and the actress lit It. She took two puffs and her face grew while. She took a third with determination , and then dropped the cigar and fled to htr dronilhg room. There was no moro rehearsing thnt day , nnd fho performance of the star In the evening was not ns good as usual. "Cannon haa decided to smoke n cigarette , " raid Miss Nethcrsola the next day. The New York World , under the head of "Yvctto the Dlvctto , " treats ns follows of the present reigning f. d In metropolitan nmuso- rncnt circles : Yvetto Gullbtrt Is the fnd of the hour. She has conquered by the fores of her superlative art , by the Irresistible fapclnatlon of her personality. Her supreme expositions of both expression nnd suggestion through the mediums of voice , facial play nnd gesture , have been recognized and declaimed. There is another subject for consideration ths one of decency. H is not necessary to bo a stern moralist to condemn the Indiscrimin ate approval of this clover woman. Common sense tells us that there Is danger In her songs not the danger cf precept nnd example - ample , but that of demoralization. American audiences nro In a great measure formed of the young. The possession of Idenls and Illu sions at the Inception oT life's struggles Is ono of loclety's safeguards and Yvetto de stroys Ideals nnd Illusions with n grace , , and a charm that make her victory a seemingly [ iroper one. The knowledge nf all the evil there Is In life Is not necessary. The- dis covery that there Is humanity In vice nnd I crime Is ono fraught with danger. Granted that depravity and sentiment are not alto gether antagonistic , that virtue Is" but a con vention , and honeity Is merely policy , will .ho knowledge of this. Insinuatingly and consequently nil the moro dangerously Im parted , serve a good purpose ? Is It not bst- ter that "La Soularde" and "La Plerreuse" should remain moral lepers In the minds of those brought up In the walks of putlty ? Is It proper that the dignity of old ngo , tlio rsverenco of the young for their ciders , the sanctity of motherhood doubly expressed In a grandmother , should bo in nil o subject * of prurient Jests ? In the audiences thnt are nightly crowding Olyrnpln , young girls roung American girls accustomed to think , 1 nvestlgato and reflect for themselves ar irencnt In numbers. Most of them know he language of Yvetto. In these fln-do- slfcle gaulolslnos. In which there Is a modi cum of Ttabslntslan wit and a rnpsrflnlty of .ho naturalism of Zola and the depravity of 2atullo Mendes , there is polite French to lurnlsh these glrhi with IndlcSB 6f their character. Yvette- supplies the full meaning with the color of her voice and tlio play of ler punils. The language ; of the eyes is Host eloquent when eiiisuous things are , to ; e expressed. Thcio ulrls may bo well forti fied , but they are bolng exposed. Yvette Gullbsrt is artistic. Yss. Let that bo recorded. IJut that very fact makes her dangerous. She typifies the terrible prostitu tion of art which Is ths striking feature of contemporary France. 41 i AMI'SKMKXTS. CIIIJAP MATINEE TODAY AT 2:30. : .irr AM ) roMoimnw XICIIT. Engagement nf nimrr ] : . Vnncc's oilelnnl and only ICKltlmuto comedy ilrama. With the wonderful Beatrice. UVKItPI.OWINR WITH < ! O ( I ) TIIJXOS. The creatcst consnllon , the most wonderful piny mill the Kieatest novelty at the nisi * . HleRnnt Iiliotn raplis nt llio licnutlful Deatrlco Blvcn every lady miNnllng each perfoinmnce. Matinee Prices First Iloor , COc and 75o : balcony , 23c nnd SOc. Night Prlces-25c , DOc , 7fic and Jl.OO. Tel. 1531 1'axluii S Raturn of the Favorites. TOUR MGHTd COMMENCING MATINEE TODAY tiO : : TONIGHT nt 8:15. : FRKKMAN'S FUNMAKKHS. Headed by everybody's favorite , Eug ene Canfield. Late of ' . "A Town " lloyt'.i Tomporntico , pro- suntlii ; ; tliuuyoiiiiu of mlitli MATINHE. 1'rlcps Lower Iloor. IJOo , 7"c , tl.Ofl ! bitlrony , 3Do nnil 50o ; gnllniy 2' ' - Jan. u-n Trilby. Kow clnssos for bofriniiora forming this week at Moraud'a Dancing School 1510 Htunoy Btroat. Children Sat urday 10:00 : A. M. or 8:00 : P. M. Adults Tuesday nnd Friday at 8 P , M. Always open. Plcaso cnU for tormo. FREE FREE Ak-Sar-Ben MUSIC HALL. 1SO7-1SO9 Douglas Street. GRAND OPENING , Janiiaiy 6,1896 , at B P. I . . Fine stage performances. Superb music. Excellent , wines and liquors NO ADMISSION.