Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, December 25, 1895, Page 4, Image 4
THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : WEDNESDAY. DEC EACH EH 25. 1895. Tim OMAHA DAILY U. nOHHWATKU , IMItor. nvr.nv MOIININO. THUMB OP RUIJSCHllTnN. Ht ( Without fiun.tny . ) , one Ytnr . t S 00 Pally Itoe and i < un.l y , One Ynr . MM Plx Month . . . Ztn ThtfK Months . Ji ? BurvJur H * . One YMF . J K pritunlnyOne Year . IV Weekly Jl * . Ono Tenr . " OFTICE3. Omtha , The U . . . Boulh OmalM. Rlnctr nik. Corner N ana HI" 51S. Council llluiTd. 12 I'enrl Street. Chicago Oincc , 317 Chamber of Cnmmerco. New York , Jt < y.iin 1.1. Jl nn < 1 15. Ttlljune IWlMlnE. Washington , im P Street , N , AV. ' . All commtmlcnllons relntlnx to r.f ws i n < l eiii- tsrlal matter thoiild be mHi e l : To the r.-lltor. nuHiNKss Li-rrtns. All husn ! .i Utter * and remittances jhtuW urtdresdctl to Tha ll e 1'nWlslitnp Company. Omaha. Drafts , checks nn.l pojtonica oidcm tote to made pnyal.le to th orrt r of the Tun ncn I'unusniNO STATr MKNT Or * * § * - . Oeorire II. Tucliiick. nocrctaiy of The we I " llthlftg rompany , ldn < t Only sworn , ny tli l [ ne actual numhcr of full ami complotn conlu of IM Dally MornlnR. Kvtnlni ; nnd Sunday llee prlnwa- luring the month of November , IS'A was a * fo1' lent : . . . . . i 20.SM -ic \y.n \ 9 ia n-ii 17. . . " 2I.1CO , . it'iji iJ ; ! ! ! ! .09' ' ' ' ' ' ' 4. . : . . ; : . . ; . . . ; ; ras ID jj-si ? C 19 407 31 24.0CA : l fli Vig 55 > ! ! ! ! ! ! ' . ' . ' . ! ' . ! ! ' , iom jailllili-- ! " . 10 20.075 J5 11 lit139 ZC 12 19.HC 27 U M OSS 21 il 11 nrtt " 9. * * 'i : : : : : : : : : : : : : i' ; ; . . . * : .Total . Less deductions for unsold and returned copies Net sales Da"y pverasc. Sworn to More mo ami suljscrlhej In my pr i nco this 2d day of December. 189 : . ( Sfat. ) N. P. FEIU Notary Public. Murry Christinas to you all ! A pcitccful itiul stitlsfnctory cnilliiK to the Ri'uat riilladi'lpliln street rulhvay stflUu Is a pretty ooil Christmas jU'l for the world of labor. Any man who does not clamor for Hrltlsh Kore Is n traitor , according to our swashbuckler contemporary. This makes nine out of ten of America's preachers subject to summary execution for treason. Gladstone says the only IhliiK neeilcd to avert the war crisis is the exereis-e of common sense , lie doesn't say which party to the controversy has failed to oxerclse common reuse , but both of them may as well put the shoe on. In sujwsthiK the name of General James 15. Weaver for one of the Vene zuelan commissioners the populist sena tors acted with complete confidence that should the appointment be made It would not bu met with n refusal to serve. None of the Nebraska delegation' In congress were fortunate enough to se cure committee chairmanships. This was doubtless because the speaker did not want to hurt the feelings of live of them In order to make the sixth one happy. Same lon -headed venders of Ameri can-made beer are trying to use the war spirit as n lever for a boycott against the product of breweries con trolled by Itrltish capital. Isn't this a great deal like carrying the war Into Africa ? Ilussln sending for the hi'lp of Ameri can contractors in the construction of Its Trans-Siberian railway is a pretty good straw as to where Itusslu would ; stand If It had to choose between as sisting the United States or Great lirltaln. Ilrazil Is delighted with the stand taken by the United States In the Ven- Ki ezuelan question. Why shouldn't It | | j be dellghtedV No South American country knows when its territory may become the object coveted by some big European nation. Whatever may be said of Mr. Heed's committees , they will not be accused of wasting time before settling down to actual work. If they all keep up the gait set by the ways and means com mittee all the business of congress will bo transacted In a session one-half the customary length. Great Itrltaln wants to collect only the small sum ofli,000 ! ( to soothe the milled feelings of the Dawson family , which Is numbered among Iho victims of the Vic McCarty gang. lint eon If there Is a claim for damages In Inter national law , who is to pay it ? Hasn't Sarpy county been put to sulllcient ex pense In convicting the chief members of this band and Bending them to the penitentiary ? A dual decision In the Nebraska max imum rate case now appears to be promised at least not later than the adjournment of the supreme court In May next. The case in volves several Important but con troverted principles ' of constitutional law , Nothing short of a decision by the highest appellate judicial tribunal Would put at rest the disputed points. The sooner we secure that decision the better. John L. Webster will be very grat- tiled to learn from the olllclal organ of the police commission appointing board that Attorney General Churchill has charge of ( lie maximum freight rate cases before the United .States mipromo court. When n lawyer of such pre-eminent abilities 'as Churchill appears before the most august judicial tribunal of the nation it will behoove Mr. Webster to look to his laurels. It comes with good grace from a paper that 1ms a record for disloyalty and coppcrhoadltfin during the war for the preservation of the union to stig matize men as traitors who went through the llery ordeal in defense nf their country because they do not howl themselves hoar.se for immediate war and do not Haunt their patriotism from the house tops. When the test of true loyalty ami patriotism really does come , should there such a calamity bei'all ( he nation , those who are shouting loulcst for war will bo found hiring HUlmtUutcs or valiantly bhoullui ; iuk puts froui a lufo dlbtauctx OIIKKMIAVKS Aft THE 11.1S1S OF A Wl,7.l l.UAX. The paramount ( lucstlon before congress - gross Is ( lie preservation of the national credit and the readjustment of national llnances on a sound basis. It Is now virtually settled that congress will not consent to the ictlreniciit of the green backs. The Issue of more Itond.s Is at bi-st only n make-shift that \\ttl not lire- rent the continued use of the green backs for the game of shuttlecock and battledore between bankers' syndicates and the national treasury. It Is , more over , questionable whether any Issue of bonds , short time or long time , low rate or high rate , can be made a popular loan In the United States. The experience of the past with attempts to float bonds among people of small means docs not Justify any such expectation. A few millions of bonds might bo disposed of by popular subscription , but they would soon llnd their way Into the vaults of the large bankers and Investment coin- panics at home and abroad. In our judgment , the only government loan that can be made popular Is to be effected by the establishment of postal savings banks. Modeled after the plan of similar banks conducted In other countries , these banks would not seri ously Interfere with the business of ex isting savings banks. Hy limiting the amount of deposits receivable from any single person to , say ? -00 ! , It Is safe to predict that from ? : iK,000,000 ( ) to ? oOO- 0t,000 ( ) ) would be placed at the disposal of the government within ninety days without a strain upon any solvent sav ings Institution. Transferable postal certificates" bearing , say 2\'t \ pej- cent interest , would circulate as currency in emergencies as well as did the Interest- bearing greenback during the first stages of the war. The great advantage to the govern ment of the postal savings bank would not bo so much in floating a popular loan , but In the fact that the greenback could be made the basis of redemption. The people of small means would not discriminate In favor of gold. They would cheerfully accept greenbacks or silver , so long as every American dollar is kept on a parity with every other American dollar. Thus the bulk of the ? : M0,000,000 of greenbacks which consti tute a constant menace to the treasury reserve would become the basis as well as the reserve for the postal savings de posits. Inasmuch as these deposits would bo payable at different times , no very considerable amount of the green backs reserved for redemption could bo withdrawn at any one time. No big batch of greenbacks could be presented at the treasury with a demand for pay ment in gold and the minimum of the gold reserve could be safely reduced. A national postal savings bank would have another beneficial result. It would bring out of their hiding places the mil lions of hoarded gold that timid people are afraid to deposit in private banking institutions. The release of this hoard would tend to relieve the financial stringency and restore to circulation a large volume of money now out of use. UNR OK TUB LKSSOSS. The people of the United States have learned from the misunderstanding with England one valuable Jesson. Tt Is that we have reached that stage in our international relations wnon the danger of complications of a more or less seri ous nature is nearly always imminent , and therefore we should put ourselves condition for defense against any possible enemy. Washington , In his farewell address , while counseling the nation to cultivate peace , &altl It should also be remomlured ' 'that timely disbursements to prepare for dangev fre- ( inently prevent much i-fivuer disburse ments to repel It. " Adequate prepara tion for possible war really makes for peace , as shown by the European gov ernments , which are in continual rivalry in the maintenance of vast military es tablishments always ready for an exi gency. A large majority of the American people ple have not hitherto fully icallxcd the Importance of adequate preparation for defense. The matter has been freely discussed. Distinguished military and naval ollicers have for years presented the subject to the attention of congress , pointing out in vigorous terms our weak ness in this particular. A few promi nent public men have endeavored to Im press upon the popular mind the fact that our defenseless condition was hazard ous and that simply as a matter of In surance the nation could well affonl to expend the money necessary to create i system of coast defenses which would make our seaports secure against at tack from a foreign enemy. Hut these trgnniunts and appeals , while not en tirely without effect , did not arouse the country to a full sense of the situation , uul representatives of the people in congress were still numerous who In- isted that there could be no danger of war between the United States and a European power , and that It would be in outright waste of money to con struct elaborate coast defo'ises. This view was urged In the last congress , and the majority parly went on record In opposition to liberal expenditures for defensive purposes. It is true that good progress has been made In the last dozen years In building up the navy. And In the number of Us modern lightIng - Ing ships the United Stataa now vanks sixth among the naval p6\vcrs , though still decidedly weak In comparison with Great Britain. Wo cannot stop with what has been accomplished In this di rection , though financial conditions may compel slower progivsa In the Immedi ate future than has bn made for some years. Doubtless everybody is now prepared to admit that the navy must be made considerably stronger than it is , not with a view to any offensive opera tions , but entirely with reference to de fense. A doKun great battleships would be : iom > too many for this country. A bill Is no\v In the hands of ths sen ate committee on coast defenses which provides for an appropriation of $ S7.000- 000 for the construction of fortltientlons at the principal seaports and also at lake ports and for the armament thereof , the entire system of defensive works provided for to bo com pleted In a period of ten years. It Is presumed that tills measure will en counter no serious opposition , and It. Is probable that work on the proposed fortifications will be begun early In the coming year. The question of provid ing money for this purpose will not be dllllcult If the democrats In the senate and the president will show a reason able disposition to unite with tli re publicans In legislation for ruining more revenue. Of course the money-for building fortifications could bo bor rowed , but that would not be judicious policy when the government 1ms ample resources at command for obtaining ad ditional revenue. CUltlSTMASTlDli , No other word spoken among Chris tian peoples awakens such pleasing ami exhilarating emotions us the word Christmas. It appeals to the hearts alike of the old and the young and Its benefi cent Influence Is exerted upon all condi tions and classes. Age , with Its un happy memories of failure , or folly , or bereavement , may still llnd in tills day commemorative of the birth of Him who preached "peace on earth and good will to man" something to reassure faith and buoy tip declining hope. A cheery greeting , an offering nowever modest that speaks of affection , may make the heaviest heart light and turn the gloomi est thoughts Into happy reflections. To youth and childhood this time Is one of joyous and eager anticipation and who shall measure the flood of happiness that will well up today from the hearts of the children throughout the Christian world. True , unfortunately , It Is that many will not realize their hopes , how ever moderate , but this will be ever so and Its principal suggestion Is that those more fortunate should at this time exer cise the benevolence which it was in part the mission of Christ to teach. Christmas is not only a church festi val , It Is also one of the great festi vals of family life , and In this latter character perhaps Its best influence Is exerted. The almost universal custom of gift-making has been subjected to crit icism and perhaps some aspects of It are oujectlonalilc , nut on tne wnoie me spirit that prompts it Is commendable and there Is no reason to believe that the custom will ever be abandoned. Cer tainly its influence for good infinitely outweighs Its faults. Time does not dull the Interest of the Christian world in this holiday and It will be observed this year with a zest as keen and fresh as at any time In the past Its recurrence finds the masses of our people more prosperous than a year ago and there fore Its enjoyment will bo more general. To its patrons The 13ee extends the time-honored greeting of "A Merry Christmas. " LUOKIXU TO AN AMKIIWAN ALLIANCE. The bill of Representative Beach , au thorizing the president to invite a confer ence of all American republics with a view to forming a political alliance , with the distinct object of a formal accept ance and declaration of the Monroe dqc- trine as a principle of International law , it is to be presumed will receive the sanction of congress. As to the expedi ency of the proposed alliance there can bo no serious question and the time is ripe for a vigorous movement to bring it about. Several of the South American republics have already indicated their desire and readiness to cuter Into such an arrangement and there Is reason to believe that others will be found will ing to do so , although It is to be ex pected that European Influence , financial and commercial , will be exerted most earnestly to prevent It. In all these re publics large amounts of European capi tal are Invested In railroads , banks and other enterprises and these financial In terests will , of course , be opposed to an alliance of the Latin-Ainerlcan republics with the United States , for they will un derstand that it would Inevitably lead to closercommercial , , relations between thliso countries and this. It Is conceiva ble , however , that with the other Ameri can republics the question of security against possible European aggressions would override every other considera tion. tion.At At any rate It is obviously the duty and the Interest of tha United Stales to use every proper effort to effect such an alliance and It should , of course , take the Initiative. With all the American republics united In support of the Mon roe doctrine It would miflo little differ ence whether or not European nations recognized that doctrine as a principle of international law. In any event the Independent countries of the western hemisphere , acting together , would be able to enforce It against any European power or possible combination of powers. Not oven the excitement of a pros pective war with Great lirltaln can les sen the energy with which St. Louis Is working for the remaining' national conventions. The location of the repub lican convention there has made St. Louis only so much more eager for the others. \olhliiMr ( o A rli I ( nil i . Minneapolis Times. lilt ? iueoliuii ui luwci DitTi/i'int ) cui lutca la again being agitated , Hut Mr. Pullman Emlles serenely anil continues to slam down tliat stuffy up JIM- berth of Ills , no matter whether It U occupied or no ; . III llll IHV ( III ! I.JIMllll'MN , I'lilladelphln Hecoiil. Uncle Sam hao still for sale to Intending settlers or speculators 979OS3-195 acres ot public lands. Of this aggregate , however , 370,000,000 acrca are In Alaska , and are not likely to attract cottiers ( or other than min ing purpose ? . The 609,083,195 acres within the boundary of Ih ? states and territories , exclusive of Alaska , constitute the greatest unil only real protection to labor which ex ists. The cheap , unoccupied lands are tha refrge for whatever surplus there may b ; of men who are willing to work , who would rather dig than beg , and who prefer to be their own employers rather than be dependent upon others. U Is this outlet ( or surplus labor that keeps up the wage rate. Itfcoril of AIliliui'N Grab. Detroit Krco Pros. Hero U a partial list of what England has gathered to herself during the passing of the years : Gibraltar , stolen from her Dutch allies ; Maurltluu , taken by force ; Aden , seized from a weak state on a ( als : pretense ; Malta , by ( orce ; Trinidad , stolen ; the bst't parts of Africa , by de liberate aggression , subsidizing companies and compulsory annexation ; Jamaica , simply captured ; Ceylon , arbitrarily taken from the Dutch because they could not help ft ; As cension Islands , seized ; British Burmah , Ilerblce , Borneo , Hotig Kong , Heligoland , Ooze anil St. Helena , by conquest ; the vast Indian cmplrcvttf cruel Invasion , and count less coaling xlhtlons t'lmply swooped down upon. r > - ; i Ohu-yVit ( Finnic Mnvrninit. l ra Molnen Leader. That was claVrjr on the part of Secretary Olney's note wherein ho turned Salisbury's flank by polnttTip lout : "It was nbout 18S6 If the British attthorlty known as the Statesman's Ydnr Book Is to be r lied upon tlrft the area 6T British dtilana was suddenly enlarged by the addition ot some 33,000 squareinlloa beliiR stated as 7G,003 square miles ItMSSS and 109,000 square miles In 1837. " ThocStarsman's Year Book Is an official British publication , and In the Issue for 18S5 the following passage occurs , under the head of British Guiana : "It Is Impos sible to speclfjtn * exact area of the colony , as the precise boundaries between Drazl and Vinezuela'irOi'ptcUvely are undetermined but It has been computed to bo 70,000 square miles. " In th Issue of the snmo list In ISSG the same statement occurs , with the change of area to "about 109,000 square miles. " It was not until the next y.-ar thai the boundary line on the olllclal map was pished westward to cover territory which England , up to 1SSC , conceded to Venezuela. A CIllllSTMAS STOIIY. Aniuilllnur DcNolntlou WltiH-xxtMl In n AVi'nU'rn ll ( * crl. The Buffalo Express charges Buffalo Bill with the authorship of the following : One of the wlcrdcst places In. all the world In which to spend Christmas Is the San lior- dcnla. pa4s cf the San Bernardino mountains , and the eastern side of that mountain range. Entering that pajs , very llttla In the way ol plant life Is to be seen , Emerging on the cast side of the mountains descend by the railway to a vast plain Illimitable to the eye , with not so much aa a hillock any where , or even a bladeof grass. In the burning eky above for It was deadly hot even In mid-winter there floated not n soli tary bird. No iilgn of animal life was visi ble over the tractless expanse of desert , though doubtless nt night It swarmed with scorpions , centipedes , serpents of dangerous bits and other horrible Insects and reptiles. Everywhere and In every direction stretched the endless waste of pebbly sand deposited nges ago by the sea that once covered this now dry and narrow basin , the lowest point of which Is not less than 250 feet below ths level ot the ocean. It would bo Impossible , for human language to express the desolation of the scene , mys terious and awful to our view , as we looked out upon It hour after hour that Christmas day. It Is hard lo realize that auy spot on earth could bo more nn abode of despair than where we were , yet only sixty miles north lies the famous ? Death valley , the likeof which for terror exists nowhere else In nature. Wo cross this valley with the great est peril to our lives both by reason of Its scorchlnc and unendurable hnnt nntl the trllins of venomous creatures that Infest It. A good story Is told of a westren scout who was describing this Death valley to a party of Underfed from the csst. "Why , gentlemen , " he said , "up In that there val ley everything Is peetrlflcd. " lie- meant petrified. "Yes , gentlemen , " ho continued , "up in that there valley the trees and the ground and everything Is psetrlflod. Some hunters nre standing up there taking aim at a flock of birds , and they ore all peetrlflcd. Why , the birds they were taking aim at are still up In the air all peetrlfied. " "Oh , come- now , " exclaimed one of the tenderfeet , "the blrdo couldn't stay up In the air If they wire petrified. The attraction of gravitation would causa them to fall to the " ' ' ' ground. "No , gentlemen ! . Why , up In that there valley the attraction of gravitation Is peetrl fied. too. " ' ; , 't FACTS FOR * TIMOROUS SOULS. .r - \ War Htrcniiih i > f Orrnt Ilrltnlu mid ( lit ; United States. 'Clilcngo ' Tribune. Certain tlmqfoua souls are disturbed be cause of the "disproportion of the American and English limitary and navy power on paper. They have been reading some crude statistics and llnd that while our regular army at present only numbers 25,871 men the British army , 13 190,600 strong ; that while combining , our standing army and state guard we could put 140,801 men In ' the field at .short notice. Great Britain could call out' , 600,000 militiamen ; and that while wo have only sixty-four war vessels In our navy Great Britain has 501. Consequently these scare < people nro greatly exercised am fear 'the ' worst to this country In caseo war with that power. Their Idea Is wo ex 1st as a nation at England's grace and suf feranco. These timorous souls , however , may b relieved of their shuddering fears if they will stop and consider that statistics of this kind are always grossly misleading , in any emergency between Great Britain and th United States , growing out of the Monro doctrine- anything else , If we should come to blows the real strength of the two countries would not bs determined by the. statistics that so many men and ships cai be massed on each side on their own shores at the very outset of the war. The true rule for determining the rca power is to consider how many men couh ho massed at the point of conflict. Sup pose , for Instancewe were proposing to make war upon England to sclzo Ireland and that wo had to cross the cccan to tlghl England on her own domain. She couk use the larger part of her regular homo army and a great force of lur mllltla anc of her big fleet against us. Or suppose It were a question on our part of Invading Turkey against the resistance of England. It would be a difficult task for us to get by Gibraltar and pass through the Darda nelles up to Constantinople. It would re- qulro an enormous marine power to beat England on her own shores or In the Med iterranean sea. But this rule would not apply to war waged on our shores or in Canada. If England should attack us on this sldo of the ocean she could only esnd as many ships au she could spuro from all her various stations with safety to her own territories and Interests and no more men than sio could safely spare from her regular amy to fight ua In Canada. The fight would bo at our own doors , , where wo are the strongest. Of her 2,000 British troops In India she could not spare one regiment. Of her 25- 000 regulars In Ireland It would not ha safe to send away a alnglo brigade- , and none- from her colonies or from Egypt. She might send a couple of army corps from England. The rest of the regular troops In England are home guards watching mobs and the French. Her mllltla cannot be drafted for foreign service. She must keep nearly all her best battle ships to watch and protect her shores from French attack and Invasion. Also a great fleet In the Mediterranean sea to protect Egypt from French seizure and Constanti nople from Russian occupation , She must also keep a largo fleet In the China and India sens , and other war ships scattered nil over the oceans and seas to protect her commerce and her colonies. Finally leav ing not more tlmn a fifth of her naval strength at the very utmost to operate against this coyijtry In case of war , On the other hand , wo can put 200,000 well armed men In tb ? ' field In a very brief period of time , and tboy. to bo followed by a million mcro men In aiVaniazIgly short time. Where Is EngliuuTs million to meet them ? Wo have Blxtyj'fo'ur war vessels , and can ' utilize every oayf'ot them for coast defense and conimercs' .deatroylng , She cannot spare a muclrinraer number to Invade our shores than tliw , 'How long would It he before - fore we could duublp our fleet by working day and night on air. parts of tha vessels , englnts and guns ? * t England. It U eaia , lias ten times more can non to start wltV than wo have , but cannon making Is a plain * business , and we would soon Imvo all that we could use. In a fort night's ttmo we , , could double our regular army. In a month we could double our state guards and arm them. Those timid people who talk of our Inability to meet England on this side of the ocean are cither Influenced by mis leading figures or they are not true Ameri cans at heart and sympathize with BrltlaU ag gressions , IlroU-or * CniiKlit In I In- PHILADELPHIA , Dec. 21 , William 0. and 8. H. Hopper , doing buslneit * as William 0. Hopper & Co. , bankeru and brokers , 23 South Third otreet , failed today. The firm declines to give out any statement , but the liabilities will probably be heavy , as they did a big business. It Is believed they were caught on the short sldo of the market fol lowing last week'd plump. THUJHMST IlliAST.1. Chicago Tribune : Brother Jonathan says : "If the Monroe dautrino Is not now a part of International l&w , I move It as an amend ment. " Minneapolis Tribune : There Is no occasion for anybody to get scared. God rc-lgns ; the government nt Washington still lives , and the future Is full ot encouragement and hopo. Chicago Journal : U Is well for th * Ameri can people to let the nations of the earth know that "no foreign aggression on this continent" Is oun Senlac hill , whereon we stand armed and bldo the will of God , Kansas City Journal : John Bull This American jingoism Is the most outrageously Impudent piece of business that why , blawst my heyos. the upstart country Is a pauper ! This bankrupts It. It's credit In totally ruined , and I wouldn't er what's thatT Bonds ? did somebody my BONDS ? Chlcnco Post : Sunnoslne. before the- com mission starts for Venezuela , the British government shouM send n confidential agent to Caracas to negotiate for the purchase of the 32,000 square miles of more or less nrld territory now In dispute , and supposing the Venezuelans should decide to sell thi * land outright to the English ? What would wo do about It ? Cincinnati Commercial : Lord Salisbury says. "Tho territory In ours , and wo will not arbitrate. " The Shipping World says , "We have stolen the territory , and we should arbitrate. " The United States says , " \Vo don't know whose territory It IB , but we as > k you to arbitrate. " On that proposition the United States can appeal to the world. New York Tribune : The bombardment of our i > orts Is not going to begin at sunrise tomorrow , and patriots who talk ns If It wera are not of as much service to their country as they would doubtless like to be. If our territory bad already been Invaded by n hostile force , or such an net of war were Im minent , the stnte of foiling which some per sons are expressing and trying to communi cate to all might be not only praiseworthy but highly useful. But , the situation being what It Is , the cultivation of a warlike furor Is both Irrational and harmful. CAI.I.KI ) HACIv. Now York Tribune : To Ambassador Bay- nrd : That was gocd. advice which the boy gave his father during a domestic disturbance "Keep your shirt on , pa ! " Suggests this unolllclally to Lord Salisbury. Buffalo Expro's : The popularity 'which President Cleveland won In England by his tariff policy has been forfeited by his stand on the Vcner.ualan question , but our cousins on the other sldo love dear old Bayard as much ns ever. Globe-Democrat : England has been misled by a truckling ambassador Into supposing that this administration was thoroughly wounded In every respect , and thnt Iho time wiu ripe for sweeping nway the Monroe doctrine as antiquated. Bayard has given his British friends a high fall by his prolonged course of flatter } ' and gush. Mlnncapolly Tribune : In Ms speech Minis ter Bayard assured the British public that there couldn't possibly be any war thereby intimating that his august master. President Cleveland , was simply , bluffing , If the presi dent cm stand this sort of thing he Isn't the man we take him for. It Is an attack upon ils official dignity and good faith from ono of ills own appointees. Cleveland World : The song of the swan would bo an appropriate title for Mr. Bay ard's last speech , which the St. James * Ga zette touching ! } * describes as passionately and 'pathetically friendly" to England. Why obould such a man represent the United States ? Itecall him ! Ho has disgraced the country. Even partisan democratic Journals are clamoring for his dismissal. New York Commercial : Mr. Bayard does lot stand for Americanism. Ho Is hopelessly discredited even in the eyes of his British friends. Ills utterances carry no weight what ever. Ho Is only the phantasm of a minister. And the Interests of the United States re- lulro that this government In the present crisis shall be represented at th * court of St , fames by a strong man and an American of mquestlonablo patriotism. The president's luty li manifest. Ho should call Bayard lomo at once. J'l-niSO.VYI , AMI OT1II2I11VISK. The same to you. It Is bslleved that England favors arbitrat ing all claims except her own. "There will bo no war" epitomizes current opinion. But it Is misleading. Hostilities have broken out among the faculty of the Chicago university. Paderowskl affirms that "Liszt and Hu- blnsteln will never bo surpassed or equaled. In the history of pianoforte playing they will bo known to posterity aa the two great geniuses. " A leading London musical serial says : "It is enough to make the mouthn of British organists water when they read that the organist cf the Marlboroufth-Vanderb'It wed ding at Now York received 500 for his servlce3. " A speaker at a Boston meeting the ; other day told cf a commercial traveler who said ho had traveled la one year 0,000 miles , had b-en asked to drink more than that many times , but had not once been asked to go tea a church. The- Minneapolis gentleman whose candle wan legally snuffed out the other morning , promised to send back word from the other shore. The promise remains unfulfilled. His Mlenco Is so painful that It is feared his trolley Is off. Ten thousand men Is the limit of Canada's first Invading army. Of course the Canadians are not anxious to change the boundary , but when the Dominion Is referred to as a "cold storage- territory , " It needs no prophet to foretell that blood alone can wipe out the Insult. There Is one Smith family In Ohio that will never Us confounded with the other Smiths if Its monitors are known by their first namer. The father Is ttsv. Jeremiah Prophet Elijah Smith. His sons ara named Most Noble Festus and Sir Walter Scott Bart , and his daughters Juan Fernandez Is land and Terre del Fuego. Up to the present time 161 victims of Jabez Dalfonr'B financial swlndley have com mitted suicide. The Judge who sentenced llalfour to a long term of Imprisonment , in dwelling upon the ruin brought by his ca reer of infamy , raid : "No prison doors , however secure , can shut out from your cars ths walls of the wldowy and the or phans you have wronged , " Mr. Cyrus C. Adams of New York delivered an address on the "African Movement" at the African congress In Atlanta recntly and said among other things that there was no reapon for Afro-Americans going to Africa me-r ly to oirn the wages of a day laborer. They can do bcter at homo and Africa doesn't need them. What It needs , Mr. Adams held , was the best of missionary work , The now woman la In evidence In St , Louis , and , strange to relate , he pnnts f--r goro. Of palo pink teas and sewing circles t > ho has had enough ; the Iron Iio3l < if thn oppressor lomeuow touched her soul , and with a ml/ihty / trumnet blast bids defiance to the lion. Her la a sample : Iteleaso thy fierce and panting hounds ; Set thy grand Import on the ssa , Wo swe-ar by God ! and Just ! and right ! That Venezuela shall be free ! AVnlcli tlu ' fiiilf .Towel. WishlnKton Time * . Let us not altogether lose Bight of Cuba. Long after the Venezuelan caprice shall lave become merely a memory Cuba will still bo a vital Iwue. Lst It not bo forgotten .hat If the Spanish do not succscd In crush- ng the rebellion within the next six weeks , hey will bo barred from military operations by the rainy season. That will give the In surgents a breathing upcll and enable them to organlzo their provlrfcnal government more thoroughly and get ready for the final effort. To the people of the United Stales 3uba is Infinitely mcro interesting that Venezuela , Crime , aiobo-Uemccrat- . The supreme court of tha United Slates ias recently made an Important ruling which a .calculated to Increase the dllllculty of ecurlng convictions In murder cates. It d to the effect .that when tha J > 1 a of In- tunlty IE made , the burden of proof of vanity a en Iho prosecution , "If the whole ovl- cnce , " sayu the court , "Including that HUP-/ lloJ by the legal presumption of sanity , does tot exclude beyond reasonable doubt the hy- lothesls of Intunlty , the prisoner Is entitled o an acquittal of ths cpeclfic offense barged. " This may be good law , but It Is asy to tee how It may 1)9 used to defeat uatlco. HOW WAS ST.UITKI ) IIV TIIIJ TIIIIK8. Shut l'i | Thi-lr .Slmii In Kvl < 1nt 1 Ati ( Icliiultoii if Tniulitr , BOSTON. Dec. 24. The first doUllfil no count of the massacre of AimoiiUns at llitll nrrlvtsl In this city from n corrcsponden writing from eastern Turkey. Th * write ayk : "Tho outbroik began when the Turk went to ih& mosque at neon. Contrary t custom , the Turkish storohiopora clod am locked their doors before going to prAyer This alarmed the Armenians , who had beei threatened with massacred , and they Duga to close- their p'.i'.n'a also. The police inter ( eve.l to prevent this. Some of the Arnic nlans ran away lo escape. Then a Turl named Kulff fired a Rim and the pejplo rushoi out of the mosqiicu and bigan an Attack upoi the shop * The masMr.ro which followed wa the work of officials. The- troops were cullei to the work by the bugle and they wcr stoppul by the bugle. " Another correspondent , wrltlnc from Con stantlnoplc. .iwcits the massacres , umloubt edly ordered from the p.ilace , are lo be con fined , with someposniblo exceptions , to the nix provinces embraced In the sohcmtof reform form , and nnle&i some change lt > made In th miltan'a attitude tonards ths > provinces In thl direction It is not probable Out the ilrc.nl fill experiences which have fallen upon th provinces In Armenia will l > n repeated Ii those nearer the capital. It l difficult to understand fully the long period of Inaction maintained by the European powers. U I believed that the reason for this Is that the ) find It dlfllcnlt , to agree upon the question o the partition nf the > empire In case It Is do olded to make an end of lliu Ottoman rule Ever since these unhappy negotiations begat hopes of t < omothlng tn bo done In , the future have 1 > M held out , but tlio great efforts n the powers Imvo sopmoil to be how they couli keep In concert In the business of doing noth ing nt all. LYNN , Mass. , Doc. 21. Several Armenians who came from the same purl of eastcn Turkey and who are employed at Ira Sank- lln's morocco factory lu thU city , received a cablegram today that the members of their families were among the victims of the reosn in-i-M-xst : on1 'rim ooi.niix KATU ClIIIHt ClUlllimilCN Cllll AKNPIItllll ! a l' < irinlliilili > Klci-l. SAN FRANCISCO , Dec. 21. San Francisco can provide thirty-live vessels for the defense of Its harbors In the- event of war with Eng land , provided lime la given in which lo put them in condition for battle. The Pacific Steamship company can alone put forth a very respectable fleet and Spreckels can turn out enough tugs to cripple all commercial ships which would attempt to pass the harbor Inside of the Farnllono Islands. There are four big companies operating stoamcrsj out of San Francisco , the majority of which fly the American flag. The Pacific Mall comnany operates a line of steamers between San Francisco and Panama , another between Panama and Mexican and Central American ports and another between this city and China. Every share of the stock of this company Is commanded by the Pacific Mall company , and In case of war would bo transferred to the American flag without loss of time. The headquarters of the- company are In New York and officials at this end are chary of expressing an opinion on the avail able ships which could be turned over to Uncle Sam. There Is no reason , however , why they should not all be nt the service of the government. The fleet of the company of the all through will average a speed of twelve knots an hour. James Spiers , president and general manager ot the Fulton Engineering and Ship building works , states his firm could In two montli.s ho prepared for the building of six modern steel clad war vessels at ono time. At present the firm has facilities only for two vessels at a time. Under stress of cir cumstances and provided that tha armor plates could bo furnished promptly In the east , they could build six armored vessals within a year. J'.K-KlMl SlKMV Will ItfHlNt lHlllft.1. FOIIT LEAVENWOimr , Kan. . Dec , 24. An Informal test was made here today of the power of resistance of packed enow against the penetrating force of a bullet from the new and old Springfield rifles. From a distance of thirty yards the guns were fired Into an Immense ball of snow. In nn case did the bullet penetrate over llvo feet and In some Instances less than four foot. Both guns per formed alike- . This verifies the statement that pressed snow to the thickness of six feet will prove a sufficient protection from the new caliber rifles. _ Itimlccr Morirnii OOCM in NEW YORK , Dec. 24. A local paper says : Mr. J. P. Morgan , who , with Mr. August Belmont - mont , organized the governmEiit bond syndl- cato last February , went Washington last ! night. It l said , at me president a mviuiiion. It Is claimed that this Indicates that the president Is not particularly hopeful ot Im mediate action by congress In authorizing an Issueot bonds , and has deUrmlnctl to finance the treasury on tha basis of existing legisla tion. m lro | > OMi-il AVali-r INMVIT Syiirtlrnto. APPLETON , WIs. , Dec. 21. The proposed combine of all the water power owners , renters and users of the Fox river valley to one big water power syndicate Is practically an assured fact. A meeting cf Interested parties held hure has resulted In overcoming the difficulties heretofore In the way In the scheme , and nothing remains but to settle the minor details. HOT Tribune : Otlnnen Whnt nro you to inko for that frightful colil you'vo i liniTi'lt-ni tnl < < 5 itnythlng you'll offer. Do you want It ? Soroervlllo ' Journal : Mr. . WngRl * - uofon'i our husband tuff IT dreadfully with rheumatism ? Mr * . Wiggles-Yes , but It's nothing to wh.it tlie rust of us lmv to endure. HrooklvM Life : Tltinl ArrnnKemcnts hilon'l llnvo you signed the contract ? Actress \es. The nmuiiRcr agrees to allow the cxponso of two diamond robberies and QUO divorce. " Philadelphia llpcoril"t'nme : Is a bublile. " tt.yx the Maiiuyunk philosopher. "Vou don't want to blow on It. " Ail.iins : She-I'mnot selfish , but I ' wouldn't inniry the best man that over lived. Ho-That Isn't selfishness , that Is resigna tion after consideration. "Consideration of what ? " "Consideration of the wishes of others. " Harper's Unzar : Dime Museum ( to his lecturer ) Confound It , WlndlmRKur , what possessed you to pick a quarrel with the llvlnir skeleton and pound the poor fel low as you Hid ? Lecturer w 'll. I'll tell you , colonel ; I u.H-d to bo In the minstrel business , and an uncontroliiililu Impulse eamo over mo to inttlo the bones once more. Cincinnati Knqulrer : "Havo a cnre , woman. " ho hissed. "Have a care ! " Unfortunately , owing to her down-east rearing , she misunderstood. "If It Is all the Knnio to you. " said she , " 1 should prefer at least a cnh. The cars arc so uncomfortable. " Chicago Tribune : " 1 might as well plead guilty , Judge , " owned up the prnltcnt pris oner at the bar. "If It hud been a bolt of lace or a basket of diamonds you might Imvo called It kleptomania and let me RO , but I don't reckon that would work In this case. 1 Bto'.o the hog , Judge. " Indianapolis * Journal : With the air of one who had made n discovery the young ; man , remarked : " "It's no use to try to pleazo everybody. "Everybody ? " echoed the elderly gentle- man. "ly the time you Ret to my nio you will think that It Is hardly expected of a meru mortal to jtleaso his wife. " HA11D TO URALI55K. ChlciiKO Itecord. The Hash and glint of steel-shod , clinking heels , The rasp and glitter of the skates on glaring ice ; And round and round the school boy skims and wheels ; Above his quickened breath In vapor takes Its rise. Awhllo he alts upon the bniik In nnow , And o'er the frozen surface sweeps hli shrinking eye ; "I wonder how 1 ever came to swim In this here pond In hottest days of ln ' July ! " f for I'nnlo UrociU-rH. Chlc.iRo Chronicle. The British will find It expensive campaignIng - Ing to precipitate financial panics. The Now York panic would not have -occurred e.xojl > t _ as the result of a greater panic In London , and It Is probable that the losses on the London exchanges amounted to $100 where $1 was lost In New York. In fact , there is no doubt that the losses In London before New York heard that there was a innlc were greater than nil the losses In New York up to the present time. MII.TUVS CHHISTMAS 1IYM\ . John MMIoii'H " (1 < Ic on tinMornliiK of ChrlN'N Xiidvlt.v" (1(1 11) . Co war , or battle's sound , Vaa henrd the world around : The Idle spear and shield were high up hung ; The hooked chariot stood Jnstnln'U with hostile blood ; The trumpet spuku not to the armed throng ; And kings sat still with awful eye , As If they surely knew their sovran Lord was by. hit peaceful wa.4 the night Vbercln the Prince ot Light ! Is reign ot ponce upon the cnrth began : Pho winds , with wonder whist , moothly the waters Iclst , Whispering new Joys to the mild ocean Who now Imth quite forgot to rave , AVJille birds of calm sit brooding on tha charmed wave. The stnrs , with deep amaze , Stand lix'il In steadfast gnzo licmlliiK ono way their proclong influence : And will not tnfco their flight For all the morning light , Or Luelrur that often wurn'd them thence ; Hut In their glimmering orbs did glow Until their Lord himself spake , and bid then go. The shcpberdH on the lawn Or cro Iho point of dawn Sate simply cluittlng In a rustle row : Full Illtlu thought they then That the mighty Pan Was kindly come to live with them below : Perhaps theln loves , or else their sheen , Were all thnt did their silly thoughts so busy keep. When much music sweet Their beurts and ears did greet As never was by mortal linger strode IJlvlnely-warblcd volco Answering the stringed noise As nil thslr souls In blissful rapture took. The air. such p'leamiru loth to lose , ' S" " 1 > rolollSB cacl ! Such music ( as 'tis said ) Uefore waa never made RHV1111 ° ° M tlle B0"3 ot morning sung , the Creator great His constellations net And the well-balanced' world on hlngca And cunt the dark foundations deep It's a Great Pleasure To do holiday shopping- where the question of quality doosen't have to be considered you can al ways get your money back if there should happen to be any defects at ANY TIME. Those oleg-ant ties af'BO cents , are the sort that would ordinarily sell for75o to $1.00 The whole east window is filled with them , and we have thousands inside. Remember this ia a special sale of high grade neckwear Choice for 50c Tecks , imperil flowing ends , bows , imperial locks , club ends , do joinvilles , and every late fashionable tie. Special holiday articles. Turkish bath robes , lounging robes , smoking- jackets , studying1 g-owns and house coats of every description. Handsome handkerchiefs - kerchiefs embroidered silk suspenders mufflers gloves night shirts hosiery umbrellas and many other holiday gift articles. In children's department thera ara bigrad uo- tions to close out certain lines children's reefers leggings -ties hats caps and children's furnish ings of every sort all on 2dfbor. Browning , King & Co. Southwest Corner Fifteenth and DoucJnB , OMAHA. &TOPI-N J-VKNINOS TILL , C IIRISTMAS.