Nebraska Newspapers

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3)afly 1te nnd Sundiy . One teat . . . . . . . 10 01
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fundRY JJie. Ono Ycir . . . . . . . . . . . . I 0
Inlurdl' 13e. One \.ar. . . . . . . . . . . . . 1 G
, VeCkI3' flee. One Ytar . . . . . . . . . . . . . . &
O't 1Fa :
OmAh" The flee Hulliling.
Iulh mtibi . . le" Hlnl"r 1ulllnl. Ik. . Corner N and 21h Btl.
Counci flItirr . I I'erl Htrcet.
ChIN1 ! Offlre . 317 ChAml "r Comm.r. . .
Olee. 21 ,
flew York. Joml 1. I Ind IS. TrIbun fluII1lng.
Wahtngton . li I Hlrc ' . t. N. W. .
All comntinlcatlon. rentng 10 news and rl-
t'181 rnlt hDUJd be relAtnl . ! To the Etlttor.
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. All Illoln'.8 letter. on" rcnltnncc. , hluJd he
ndIIe.Ie't ' tl The flee 1'uhII.hi1g Comr"n , ) ' .
Omnh . DrAr. . I'h leD kl flfl4 , "I.moo ord.r. tl
b mAde p".lle 10 the .11. oC the eonhlrnfly. '
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COMPAN'
, Ti : : rUlJAING COIANY.
8T\TflMIT 0'- CfitCUI.AT1O.
SrATml 1. T7.chl k CtlCUI.A1'IN. Iuh-
l.hlnr company , holna lulY ! 'motn. ' " ) " Ilnt (
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the nelunl numh.r ( , C Cul In.1 rmuplolo 1'11. . Ir . )
the InIIy Morning . gvenln nnd Hun'hl U 0
JIIUlo\ oIw " : during Ihl' "lonlh or August , . H , . Was a.
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Leii , l1uetIon. for tiniohl on'l ' relurned
1.10 cOllo" ' "clons . . . . . . . . In.oll . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Net eIe . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . G,127
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R\or to . .Coe he ant , Rlh.crlhe.1 , In my
5recnco thIs 2n'l 11ay o Hepl'mh-r. 1'9 ; .
Ire.cnco . ' . " , ' Public.
( Sen ! ) N. 1. 1.'glL Notary Iuhlc.
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( Thnuiicty nCVCW wOIM 1wte' conic
right homc If hc wlnls to Il'laln . his
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COI'lll' on nC\\'Hlllle' \
las tw sttite'i claIm against Frank
Ilon heen lulllll Into the nHh heav
11011 with that u : igaiiist Moshc.'s liiik ?
The celllHe of thc 100n was total
whie It Il1i41c11. ' 1ho ccllJS of the IJO-
ItclI fate1lu ; wi also h total Ihl
thel'e will hc 10 such SIHCI1y ) ! recovery.
'wo out of three of thc stntcs In thc
lnlon IOW ohsm'vc ) Lahor IIY as a hegal
htolitlay. ' 1he lfcen that have lot yet
ml\lo lie ( t113 ' 1 iegah holll ' wi not
CI'\ to wlltmueh longeI before getting
nclon on thc 1 a Her.
A Keltucl.y rlr01l offered It public
aucton falcll to secure 1 single bid ) nt
the UIJSct prlcc. Capllltts In this case
thought 1 railroad on their halls would
cause lucre tlouhlo than the much-
talketh-of whlu elelhlant. )
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The lllilflagers of the state cOllcnton
of 11lmlniltlaton 11cmocrtA which meets
at Lincoln 'Uiittrstlay lorgot to mal'e nr-
ralIgelndnts to IIYO Pre lllent Clwtlnntl
IJ'lSS the button that Is t. set the Iiia-
chlnC'Y In motion. Iclhnlll It I : not too
'ate ' 'et. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
henry M. Stnle , thc great African
expo' ! I' and now ) lelIer of Parilit-
- ment , Is onl'e morc on hli4 war to thc
Unltet Stntc Ht:1Il'y : Iml mcceetcl
In Britsh IJolls : as hc would doubtleSs -
leSs have HICClcdellln Amcrlcn loltcs
had . hu " . atemptell the role.
( Oenel'l l COJlin el ' : report ' on the
JflcltsoIis : Iole outlook Is said to be In
the hnnds : of the spcn.tar of wr. This
Is sn1Jlantaly the had step In this
w0llerCul war which for 1011ne8s of
noise 111 uhsllc of uclin tins few
rinds In thc long lst of Intlan tliwis-
I11g4. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
There Is no question that irrigation Is
going to trnsto'm large al'cus of Nebraska -
In'lslw laud now haTen Into fertile
Ilehils. Capital Im'ested In ' '
lclls. CnlJlal irrigating
plants Is earning good returns In' inaiiy
. Wlstel statcs. Capital invested In slm. I
liar uUlletlaldngs ( In NclmlAlm will gIve
equally ulmlng ! returuus.
Bushwss on the 'Y'omlng division of
thc Union Puclc has increased so much
that ulh1tonul forces have been ladc
neecss : : ) ' . ' 1ho business of Nebraska
hues must show a murlwd Increase
wIthin the IlXt sixty I ta 's. To the
east of us like coiutlitiouis ' . '
1.e c01110ns II'evll. Tunes
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arc IIlcl.lug up , to he sure.
Sl'uator Allen was candid : enough to
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say In hits r4uilor tIn ) ' Ilhh'e H that hc
did not believe I law for the free COhh
age of silver at 1 to 1 can ho enacted
: before the ) 'el' 111X ) . But he did not
. say ho belm'lll IUll n law would ho
enuctcd In ltOO. ) There ate few 8lh'cr-
:4 : Ies who eXllcct ) It m'cn then.
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I wi be tim fushlon 1'I'uluy for you
to close your tuflice . store 01 RholJ , fO to
the fair groullR , mil tell ) 'ot. emplo'c
to go there . too. I you do not do so I
peole ! will . cal you uuuiseiiy . nail It wi '
Injt'e ) 'ot. tmll' . So fail lu. You owe
I to the mln also who have ItHlo the
, stntc fair In Olaha I IIoss\JI ' _
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The miners of Montana wi doubtless
ngrlO with ( 'er'thlnA Senator Allen
sall lt Butte. They Ire In 11\01 of
$ t : silver fo thai sauI : reason thnt
the Nebraska fanuer Is In favor of 80- :
edit corn. Hut the nlluc o\\'nel'l of
Mont\1 are IlkllJ 10UlY ut the
Iu'csent IIrlce of II\ . 'hu senator
: nccll lot worry ou their uccount.
Chnlc ( ! are geol that two wnrden3
of thc state lWIIlntar ) ' wi soon claim
the othhce . Every 10nti shH'e the legis-
Ilitum ( ' . has vItuui sseu1 '
mlJom'l.tl wlues I l'on-
t'O\'CI'SY of . this nature over one 01co
or uuuothier. SulcUl1tim Is due to
the ttulllly 111 CUllllt ) of the last
, lawutttkluig : body. lUost of the ( hue of
thu utext session must he Il'votl.tl to UI-
doing , what the ( last sesslou did.
The Iowa rOlls nro again charged
wih l'nttnl mtcR. ' .hlI'o Is Romcthln
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, , - very ( allay lit these IJCI'101c outbursts
of rage when cue oltlllcr or the other
IJ'mls Ise f to be caught .at I : I
you get chose 1'llUgh to n railroad lan
: In Omlhn hc will tel you that all the
5 IOWa rad cut rates whenever there
, Is tU ) object to 10 gained tluoreby. The
olulso does not sccm to le lu the act
- or i ate cutting . but rather II the fact
or being stupid CUUlb to admit ot de-
tctior.
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ANTI.mUST MNT1MNT.
There nr Illicolol9 ot n i reflvnl ot
nntlrust sontmcnt and ot n stronger
11siloHlton ) In the Plt.t of these who
hlvo been IlbJl'elel1 to the opprellion
nl11 ( exactions or the comblnutons ) to
free 1hllsul\es from their autoerotc
tiomninuttioui. 'l'hero ! Is no higher duty
on the plrt ot those whoRc privilege
It Is to note plblc opinion and In soma
degree to guide nltl Influence It titan
that ot encouraging this sentinieni . because -
cause emily through h I can thm'l ( bo sc-
cured thc Icghdl lon nnl the official
action Iccessnr ) ' to the rllJresslon of
great " /'l'gntons of capital and 1ln-
dl'lcl hitisIuies . Intercsts for destroying
competition Ind conl'oUn/ producton )
111 IJrlce8. Thc supreme court of thc
UIItl ! States has llolntc out that ( thc
lust effectIve way ot dealug wih (
trusts and comhlnatons will hI ) found
In tlU action of the individual states ,
uitthict ' than In general leglslatiouu. ' 'he
SCOllC of congressional powcr ) In thc
late' Is Ilnlcl ! I can he cxcI'clsel
enl ) ' when thc olJm'ltons of n trust
1'0 shown to Interfcrc I wll Intel'statc
COlllercoccul'lllJ to the view of
the ( highest hlhunal a comhlnaton that
crushes out cOllllctlon and controls
IJ'mluclon a tat prices cannot he reached
hy I law of congress so lOllS It 11tf (
lit ) hnjlllnwltln ) the ( way of commerce
hl.twclm the states thc regulation of
which thc constitution devolves solely
ullon ) congl'e But thc states clm 11eal
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wih such couuubinatlouts . 111 In order
that they shall do so It Is necessary
to nrousc n public sentment that wi
11emlul In a way not to bo denied
legislation Igallsf the comhlnatols audIs
its rigid enfol'ccment What Is needed
Is alt.h'lst Icglsnton ! In every state ,
as Ilaty U8 practicable uniform In
ehalcler , amid thc people can secure
this If they wi to , so. Having : sccurcd
such legislation there would ho little
Iltcnly In Inlln/ mcn for executive
nlll judicial ( l181ton8 most wlJng to
Ilforcc It.
An cncoU'uglng fact Is prescnted II
thc )1'OCePhIuig8 ( now tlln ) taken to
bring the American Tobacco company
befo'c ) the courts of New York. Time
cOlplulnt neceRsary to cnahle thc nt-
toruiey cneral , of that state to institute
snit agnlnst the COl pan ) ' has been filed :
Ilw thc Stigar trust amid other com hi-
natou , thlH tobacco ( 'OlpU : ) ) ' , which
couh'ols the marlwt lH'lcc of thc various I
Idllls 111 lutlls of pnlll' cigarettes I .
Ilnufactmell and offered In thc 1 a 1-
IwtR of the Unlell States , has I head-
IUarterA : In Now York hut holds its ,
charter f'ol auothcl' state , :111 : what
the complainants : migilnst : It chargu Is
that its 1)tISiitei4 hl:1 : ) heen carried on In
the state of New York amid : Is still so
IwhlA caried ou "In thc Ilnncr amid
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n1thOl us 11) ' not he'llwful ) ' carried
on 1) a. COr1)orfltloui iuicom'pormited 11ler
the ( laws of this state for such a Rlmllr
huslncss. " I this can be established
its hh1 not only ho fatal to thc ( Cigarette ,
trust , hut to all others similarly situ-
atel , including the Sugar trust , for
ohvlousl tlc wllll1wal of thc privilege -
legl of doing huslness In New York
from nay of thc great comhlnatons
woull Inlahy ! result In breaking
tem ! up. Hence the prQt'eelln s lJln
{ 1.11.tn : against thc Alc'lean 'ohacco ,
cOIIJan ) ' IIOfseRS nn Interest more far-
rcachlng than the effect they la _ ' have
Ullon that couumbhiuntlomi. 'j'he atol { )
general of Ilnois showed what could
lc 110ne by a zealous , ealist amid huoui-
est public otcal In his proceedings
against the Whlsly trust. The a to-
nc ) ' general . of New York has I letter
0IJlol.tt11) to distituguishu hllself , for
If ho shah succeed In striking dowl
the Cigarette trust hc wi adniiuulster
U 11amglng : bow ! to time whole hydra-
healed monster of trusts amid 1onolJO-
Islc coiuiiiuiatlons.
TIl LfT''lW OAIWUm : Sfm'lJ.
Very few persons with have daily
personal UXIJC'lencc of the convenience -
venience of tlc letter carrier
service ever thlnl of the ( vastness of the
Work accomplshed by that service
which has been In operton thh'ty-two
) 'I''S. It was : , Tuly 1. : 1Sna , whell the
free delivery of 111 matter by carriers
first . tel , effect , and thcrc were then
fOl.t-nlno olles from which free de-
livery was mantle , with \ lets than GOO car-
rlm's. Now the letter carriers number
an army of nearly G.O and consttute (
IlrhtllS time most laborious , as cer-
tainly they mire II0ng thc most useful ,
of Uncle Sauut'mo omllo'es. ! '
The convention of letter carriers hell I'
In Ihll11011hl1 this weel huts brought
ont somc Inforlaton which ShOWR the
fidelity to duty and , time excellent disci-
plno of this large force of ovcrlneJt
Ollllo'es. The Postotcc dCllu.tmcnt
hUH heen ) IIIklnJ I careful IlslJcton of
the service In the larger cities "nnl the i
result his been hlghl satisfntqory. In i
I Ileech to the conventon Post muster I
General 'Ylson referred to this , sa'hlg
that of the ) ostotccs exumlnell the car-
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rier service of thirty-six has been
thl.tslx rePorted -
Ported as free from all criticism , mimi
of 1 total examinaton , hl'olvlng the
worl k of aGOO ) canlel'/ : only fifty-three
cases ht\vO let1 lolll of such llcrsoJll
dolhlluencr 1S to rcquh'c seplmton
fromui the ' . ' '
fll tl slI'vlee. 'l'he postmtster gen-
erl Icmal'I.\ll hunt to 1111 enl ) ' lf ' -
t1 e out or Sull U IUnhel' ln worth ) '
to wear thc uniforitu 11 1 proof of high
tlHclpIne , amid so everybody will thlnl
As to tl ttullard of ditty anl char-
actor the letter carrIers ot thc United
Stlte : Uiqnestonu l ) ' compare f:1ora-
hI ) ' with len In any other service In
this or lny othcr co I n lj' . They are
generally of 1010 than ollnury intehhi-
geuce are careful II their conduct , cour-
temHI 111 obliging , amid they give the
pulle fll value for what I pars them
for thcl. sCl'vlcml. In his relll'ls to
the com'cnton the 110itmaster : enerl
IXIH''Sell ! the hope that every letter
carrier In the count ' will feel that I hc
fails In 110lnl fully unc II good moasl'u
his tllr duty 01' carries his unlfol'l
where It 11) ' Justly Incur suspicion In
conHstent ! with upright public service
lll blalel's ! personal reputation
Imou/ the peoimhe no IJoltcal Infuence
anti no uccunlatoQ ! of othcr Infuenccs
can \ol1 him In t.1 stI'\lco. and equally ,
on the other hutund . that 10 political In
IILIQUCC . or uccumulaton of Inlucnccs ,
can separate him from that service as
lOlj as hh feet are t1'wly illl1C ou
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the ( o\111010n ot ImbUe dilly anti per-
Ronnl Integrity.
One ot the obJecls , sought by the na-
tolnl n890cll too ot letter carriers Is
the pensioning of Inca who after a long
110 pClslonllJ Jcnho nccr n 101 I .
tC1l ( ot SerVice have become dispmnit-
11011 for' further work , nll this ( Is not
\1'ou80Inble dCllll , I Ims fO\nt
solo 8uI1I1rt II congress , but so general .
18 the opposition to creating n civil pcn-
slon list that there docs not appear to
bo luch promise of the letter carriers
succeeding In thclr erort
TIW AllIA ! lBS tJ1.
'hc Armenian question may yet be
conic a source or serious trouhlo be-
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tween thc l l'openn ios-ers. .he
formaton elicited 11 thc BrItish lou c
of Commons Tuesday . II1cntes that thc
cotirse or thc ' .mltsh govcrnlHnl ! 11
refusing to accept thc rcforms proposed
br Englnnt , lUSSl1 and France " Is
promoted by thc 11tons In thc ( 11111e
' Austria and Italy-
ahlinmuce-Germnnuuy , Inly-
/ll I that be the case It It dllcul to
see how trouble un bc avoided If the
powers which have proposed the re-
fO'ms Insist upon their deinauud. The
British Iller secretary for foreign nf-
fairs , whie rcportng lint ( the com-
mUllcatons fll ' 1'tiriay were Uumts-
factory to thc govermelt , convercl no
Imithmilatlon of whnt thc action of thc
Intntnton ncton
Britsh gO\'crnment would bc , hut thc
uUm'anccs of Lord Sllshl'r nt thc
opening of Pnlalent pCI'halls ijtulii-
clenty Indicate whnt Is IH'OPOSCI ) when-
ever I shall be linul ) ' settled ( lint 'l'm-
key wi not adopt . time lroposal of the
Ilowers. The report frol Comistmuutimuo-
pIe that thc mlu'lluls of Salisbury hal
8Inlarl ) ' ellel an Inter\lew wih the
Turkish 1mhaS8allol' . : ( on being InfO'mell
i)3 ' thc latter thlt : his gO\llcnt could
not permit conttl of Armenia hy . nn
Intcl1tonal COlmlsslon Is hnllo.tant ,
It true , for the remarks said to have
been lalo hy Salisbury are unrthlng
but puclnc. lelltlC thc alvices Crom
Armenia are to . the effect that
thc situation Is rwln/ worse
there. 'he hives of the pco-
IIle lire coustniutiy menacet amid the
mmterous Kl'lls contnue to dCHIJol
thc countr ) ' . There Is evidently 1 most
lelJlorahlo state of affairs In the hum-
' ' amid uthh Ciiristlamu uimutlomus
hallll1 c0lh' nntnl Chl'lstan natons
ought to bc unlel for its del\erance ,
hut It scels the _ ' arc not likely to be anl
It Is IJoHslhle ) that the AI'menlans wi
have to stiffer more than the , have yet
sulforcd from Turkish tI'ann ' amid
'l'lklsh tyranny 111 cru-
cIty. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
STAlnA'lN AND Sl'OI.I.t''IN.
'he poll ' of starvation and sllolaton
which has been . Inaugulted ly thc .
counclmllc. orders of the ( star-chumhe. :
junta IA still IJCl'slstell In , 10twlhstalll.
Ing thc fact that thc courts havc relo -
Ilzcd time right of the IH'esent Bn\l ; of
Fire 1111(1 ' Commlsslonl'l's to dl-
/11 I'ohlce -
11'011 Polcc :
chargc Its duties unt otherwise til-
\ctell h ) ' the Sllu'emc yourt. 'I'hmerc can
he no dlslJte ! that Chief of Polce White
mind membcrs of the ( force acting untlm'
him are enttcIl to tummY for the services
they ha\'e rendered. NQ matter which .
way the deCision of thc SUIH'pme court
shll go , thc salaries which they lunc
ealcd are theirs l' right just as much
ns arc thin salaries of counclllen antI
other olilcers.
' 1hel'o Is , emi time other hl11 : , no excuse -
cuse whatever for putting on the pay
101 the ( name or Ilh' alleged Ilolct oil- !
cor Who ( has not actually l)01f01'mmmeli thc
duties devol'ln/ pohicemtmeui. And yet
the com\trolel. ! douhtcss wih thc samuc-
tel If hot hy o'dl' of the counci coal-
blue has Insertet Into time mhiprOirla- )
lon ordlnancc . the minnie of ox-Sergeant
A. T. . Slgwnrt for a half nmoimth's liay as
"calltaln of IJolcc , " when he hits uiotorl-
otisly had no legal Ippolntlent , no
force to boss amid no service to l1crforl.
: [ 1. Brownlec , clerk of thc board : , was
at his own request ranted un Intlcllitc
heave of abHencc by thc regular polce
comlission In the eary : part of AU lSt.
For thc service pc'forlml In August ,
which really was no service because
Mr. Blwnlcc kept himself con\nlenU '
away from thc meelngs of thc hoard ,
he was credited on the regular pay roll
with $43.aa. On the top of this ques-
tonablc blowancc hc Is ci'CUetl , In thc
aplJoJrlaton ortlnanco with $100 for I
full nioumtiu's pay In AUjust fS cleric ot
Broatcli.Vamniervoort commlsslon
hue IJroatch-Yllcrvool't
-rho same unlmslnm's1,0 ' tactics arc
Imrsued wih regard to the bills for lrc
11cIJUltment sUIJIIl s. UIlll' thc I\WS
and ordiummimuces . every order for sup-
Jles ) for thc lire aunt IJolce delJrtmentA
must lc given iy thc COlmlslon und
t'l' ' hi u11 clnlm fet such supplies . I :
must 10 passell upon l\d 0 K'ml by
the cOlllsslon before It Is audited by.
the ( colmuitrohler. Instelll of folowlnj
( lie prescribed course thc chief of the
fire department has lJen Ill1CI.tl to
malm : lJrchaRes . , O. K. bills. 111 solid
them directly . to thc ( cOlpttl' ! : ' . , 'hle
the bills mmny be correct thc ll'ocelhl'c
Is Irregular amid ( ihiestIOmiliih0. ) ' 1he lLW
vests thc commlHHlon with tilt custody ) '
or time rt'cl'lls amid 11Joses upon It the (
l'eSIJOuslhlt ) ' for ul Ilshl'sl'llnts
made In the two departn1uts undcr its
care. : h' . Hellcl cannot Jletllljnnrnnce
of thl flct that unt the Ixppcted ! jn-
tUclal dl'clslon Is plnmlatell thc re-
RIHndhlty ) fotall t1s1J1'tINlts In
the ( tire telJartmeut IH In time lc facto
101 Id. Time council hns no huslnes'A at
any tmc to tls\euse with the cheel'f
U1Jon expl11turcs In any : tepI\tlCnt
and the cOmmmhtrohier has no husiless to
audit the accounts unlcss ( lucy come
through the proper cimautmels.
As forecasted In The lice , the press
of long neglected 11slne8s . wi plcvent
Secretary ot the Treasury Cal'lse ! from
nccelJlng the 1.111 hlvlntou extended
hll to Ideh'css the 1l11ulstrl1on dcmo-
critIc state conventon at 1.lucoln. 'l'he
secretary WIlts It distinctly lulertood
that his refusal to UPllcal Ii most rc-
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lucauty miuutouutcd. . I. hc had only
thought of I he would . without hcsla-
ton have given imp IIUI.t ot hli summcr's
) ton lu order to bo present 011 see
the fun. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
1'ery house II Omaha IILlng tra vcl-
lug men on the I'oad can distribute
clu'ds showing estmltcl cost of a few
dg's' visit to Omaha , wih brief an-
noulcemcut ot each duty's nttraetlouus.
'lher mire ml\Y ways In which thIs information -
formation can le dls lmiluted , but t
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ru8t bo PUt borer limo lICOl\o \ before
they leave thcl ' ljICA. !
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In"IIIRIU , 30urnlI ,
The rise ot cot\ot \ , hG I bale hns hit time
slver movement I/a.ed / upon the theory that
cotton II i cheap becausp slver upn II l , between the
eyes . a It vcro . In the south.
Tnrln Itl.,1 thnuc or Tuuie.
Chlcro Tribune.
Tariff Di Wlhod' remark that "tho tlays
ot mad protection are over" Indicates that
hD las begun to icrn 10meLhing ot tim
scIence ot ocononml. Only a little while ago
view nil vrotectlon was . ' " ' nu [ dnel In Mr. Wlison'
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A 8url.lr. In 1'ropiicet.
Oloi } .bemocrat.
I Is pleasant to' know that the democratic
deficit for August tais below that ot the pro.
ceding month ; but ' ( lie ugly tact remains that I
the country las qui eJpeclng a surplus before -
tore the restoration at the republIcan party to ,
power. I ,
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' Rt. Luis miepubilc. I :
Every politician who goes to Europe Is I In-
terrlewed three tmes on the satety of American -
can inatltmitions-once as 10 starts , once In a
foreign capital and once as he lands again on
home soli. It's his way at saying : You can't
hose me.
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i'huiudclpita ) Inquirer.
Stronger , nearer to tie people than over
before , Senator Quay owes I to hlmsel and
to , those who hare supported him to cheamu
out the political assassins wherever they
may be found and to purify the political
atmosphcre. And he will ilo It I
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SI'lntor A I It'it' " Ih'l I " 11'IUetnn.
l nnss City Star.
Senator Allen of Nebraska declared In a
speech recently that the silver question
would not be disposed of before 1500. This
would mean five years more of Bland and
Bryamu Stone and Illnrlchmsen. What 1 prospect -
pect for the peoplo. of this stricken country
to contemplate I
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Snfl'uA' . Ut,1.
Denvr News.
The decision of the supreme court at Utah
In the suIrage case Is undoubtedly correct.
Whie It Is earnestly to be hOlled that the
new constitution which extends the right of
suffrage to women will be adopted the claIm
that omen could vote on the adoption of
the constitution was a preposterous one. I ,
the consluton Is accepted , ns t doubtess
wi be. then women "an vote In Utah . but
only those now quallt under the law to
vote can pass on the new constitution.
JIMIIIII' 1"111" . ldii-Jigiitia-iit.
Ihladellhla lIulietin .
Somebody once wrote a prophecy of a time
In the distant future when , by the unltcd
efforts of lawyers and lawmakers , the statutes
of time country wil be written In such simple
lar.guage and made so easy and preclfe of ap- '
plcaton that the coJe of law wi be gIven
to school children as n text book to Instruct
them at once ! n the correct use of language
and In the requirements of the law. ThIs
Is the state contemplted by the legal fiction
that "every man Is supposed to know the
law. " The distance to which we hive drifted
away from It shows the amount of correction
needed In our legal Qnactmonts . and practice.
) lleIo . l ntnJ I J. GL'orgla.
.uustn Chronicle.
He Is already without , the encumbrance of
a coat , and rolling , \In his shIrt sleeves 10
the elbow , ho poluqa . tle melon hhh enough
above a Etone or 1 stmp to break the rind
without dashing II open. A watermelon
Is like fruit calle. It should ( be brokeui not
cut. Inserting hw fingers Into the crack ,
he puls I op2ui. , One-half ts lOl compara.
tvely empty all tie h art remaining In . time
other sIde To tills later half , which Is
practically . time whole melon , the epcuro !
! aw devotes himself. r
Setting I down upon the ground with Its
great crimson heart Jbulgtng upward he
plunges one hanl11dQ\n , inside the rInd on
eIther side and lifts the entIre heart out
In one sold lump as big as his head. LeavIng -
Ing what remains , In the rInd for time pigs
or the plckanlnnles. , hel seal. himsel In the
shade and bites ( rein the cool crimson
heart aR the boy 'wou d eaa large poar.
AB one sugary maiJirl nfer another car-
rleB delight to 'ihel Inner man , and th
woalh of jUlc3 trickles down his chIn and
elbows all earthy ] Ills are for the time
forgotten , and that Georgia cracker Is
happ _ _ _ . _ _ _
'VII U. S. Cul the II.ft
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Chicago Tribune.
The latest bluff of England Is nn attempt
to survey the UnIted States cut of the oulh-
er bal of Alaska , and , I precedents are of
any value as Indications , she wi succeed tn
this also. as the Anglomanlacs wi probably
Insst ! upon the surrender of cur claim auml
thia . too , although the boundary between
AI Ia : and Canada has been a seted fact
sInce 184. that It was not disputed while
Alaska bolqxmged to RUEsa. ! and that the line I
Is sli on all the EnglIsh maps as It Is upn I
the American. The Inducements for England
to grab thIs slce ! ot America are temptIng. i
They tncludD tbD mo.t of the salmon fish-
eres . large mInIng properties . unthucimed for-
ests , and emItting cit the United States from
any nearer coaling staten than Puget Sound ,
whIle England has large coal fields In BrItish
Cotumbla. I Is no wonder thai she Is again
attempting her favorie game of bluff.
I Is high time that this country should
draw a line on these attempts of Great Drl-
aln to filch Its territory . So tar as Alask
Is concerned. II must stand on the line cirawit
by Itussa ! without Great Drltln's objection. !
Let her be tel In plaIn language that her
hiutlllng bullying and land-grabbing will no
longer be permltell , and then ask her what
she Is going 10 do about it. That Is the klnj
of policy the pccple would like to sea Secre-
tary Obey Inaugurate and lhe pre3dent : In-
dorse. .
'VhIm1 LAW' AND 'rll I.A " 'YEn.
Kansas Cty Times : The trouble Is that
there Is too much lw I and tco little just'co
for per men In the court Jus9ce Brewer
Is right. In his own language : "Tardy jus-
tic ' IS often Injusllce. We ore putting too
heavy burdens on our clients as well as ex-
haustng the patience ! of the public. Better
an occasional blunder on tIme part cf a jury
or a justice of the peace than the habIt of pro-
longing litigation. "
lon/lng ltgaton.
ChIcago Record : The strain on publc : ! pa-
tence comes tn the cest entailed to the lI- !
gant , and above all to the It'gJnt ' who Is
poor. The wealthy man employs hIs lawyer
by the year and Is amlly : abe : to carry ever ,
case as far as the courts will take It. Time
poor map too ofteu has fa witness the defeat
of hIs case . sImply because his means wIll not
e"nduro the drain of prolonged suits. And un-
ti they are remedied through the reorm at
court procedure these abuses wH CJ.t nue.
There are few men out of the legal proeslon
who would care to say theme things so point-
ely as has Justic , Brewer coming t-om him
: JUS\C9
they have an auIhorly which ent.tles them to
the constderatcn not orthe lawyels alone tut
at every peaon lntsted . In a proper admn ! ?
13tratcn of Intfrst
Dubuque Telegraph : 'I Brewer could have
his way he would 'malle ' the legal prof B'cn
a monopoly. ly oxtendlng the course Cf study
he would render I"dlfcult " If not Impoulbe :
for any save tim sons 'of ' ' well-to-do parents. or
young men having , m aqs of theIr own , to be.
come lawyers . anr thus shut out the poor.
And when the number ot lawyer had been
thus reduced and rtrcted ! , large feza woul(1 (
be the order. Havllg A monopoly , the attor'
neys would demand hIgh prce : for their sen'-
Ices and miens would become victims of Injustice -
justice because of their Inablly : to empoy :
attorneys. Ils wdl that lawyers , lie physi-
clans clergymen an1 clcge preceptor. . should
have ample equlpOen\ \ ther : profeson : ,
but any device wimiqhm should prevent their
multpUc3tcn In hsncub' ; with demand would
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be injurious to tho'interests of the people and
In contravention ot wise 11ublc policy.
LOt3AL OA1rAIN OIATft
IrRe ! Frank Itatos through time dorl.b
organ thft II hA examined Into the condi-
ton of time toad proved at time county poor
farm at loft twice a week since his appoint.
macmit Wo have reRon to belove that for
once In hla life Israel ha told the partIal
truth. Wo are reliably Informed that he
novel miles his visit to the poor farm and
that 10 ahvnys tnke care to strike the poor
farm proetlely at meal time. For weeks and
months the political meat Inspector has found
It convenIent to examine tim food provided
by the county at the Sunday dinner hour
and Ins generally called In the assistance atone
ono or more members at his family . who have
together participated In the bountiful repast
furnished the superintendent's household at
the public cxpense Fortunately or untor-
tunately the toad llrovl1ed at the table at the
superlntcmlent 10 not time same as that pro-
vided for the Inmates - at the Instulon ,
Captain Drontch Is bllcd to open his cam-
palgn for the mayoralty In the Third ward
He will address ( lip Colored Republican club
at that ward on Thursday ullghmt Colonel C.
Hnnter Scott wi also speak. Scott will toil
the ? colored people how he earned his tte
while fighting for their freeclonm with his
mouth , and Droatch will remind them that
the Third wart ! was wide open In his lay as
mayor and that the reform bluff that ho
played with the church people was al for
effect. He will remind them that he has
always been the trlend at the colored man ,
esp claly during a campaign.
L. D. Holmes has entered the ranks as a
candidate for judge of the district court
Frank Crawford whie he . has not declared
hlmselt , says that you can.t tel where light-
fling will strike and I Scott and Holmes are
looking for something 10 Is going to place
hlmselt tn the hands at his friends lie says
he was a constable once and eels as well
qualified as some other men who arc running
for high places.
Dave I. ChrIstie Is a candidate for coun-
oilman at large tram the Fifth ward. He
presents his record of having been "born In (
the wnrd. raised In the ward and never
voted out ot it. " Later In the fight It may
occur to Mr. ChristIe that the city at large
yates on the councimen this fall and the
voters may not desire to be plnncd down to
a ward-bound candidate. :
SInce he commenced training for hIs pros-
pectvo job as chief of police Hufus WIndy
Gibson buttons his coat In I the middle.
As the campaign draws near Droatch'B
niosl painful thought Is that he has no coach-
'man now. Ills forte has been to coach his
coachman Into voting the republican ticket ,
whIle he was working and voting for the
democratic candidate for mayor.
There Is evIdence that the notorious der.
vlshes cannot read nor can they grasp the
phraseology of a judicIal decision. When
Judge Hopewel rendered hIs decision In the
police board case the red school houe cuckoo ,
flitted down the court house steps overjoyed
at theIr victory. The next day somebody
told time gang that the Hopewel decision did
not offer them mueh comfort. A little later
the truth dawned upon them and ever since
they havE gone up and down the street say-
Ing Hopewel must go. ilopeweil's destiny
Is now In the hollow of Van Aistlne's paw.
The scheme to shut out the country ,10Ie-
gates and South Omaha tn the coming re-
1ub1can county conventon will hardly work
as smoothly as some of Its promoteR hoped.
I sounded all right at first amI Herb
Leavltt . who IS the father of the plan , was
In high glee but he Isn't feeling so wel
now. The First Second Third and Fifth
wards have discovered that the vote they cast
iast . fail would count against them In the
proposed deal 'arid thst some of the other
wards would get all of the benefit of thc
alportonment and would practically control
the convemmtion. Members of the committee
from these wards are on the warpath and
will join with the country precincts and
South Omaha In defeating the propositIon for
a new apportionment of delegates In the
convention. V
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Ex-Confed. CaptaIn George W. Covcl has
declarel1 his conversion to the princIples of
republicanism ' as taught by i3roatchm Scott.
Pyhurn , Churchi , Crawford , Akin , Mncleod ,
Wtnsper and other eminent Ighls In the
dervIsh ranks. The gang would be complete
now If Pete Drkhnuser would annonnce , his
conversion and joIn the procession.
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Colonel Scott went out to the Eighth
ward the other night and waited tn ea
convenient store for an invItation to
core up and address tbs republIcan meet-
Ing. lie got tired Ina1y , and sent Frank
Duman up to move that a commitee be
appointed to invite him to speak. The chaIr
appointed Burman as th9 committee , and
Scott had one of his tantrums. lIe felt
slighted and reused to speak at the meet-
Ing. Ills place on the list ot speakers was
ably filled by his friend . larry Van Alstine.
dharley Djureen Is very much disgusted
with the manner In which the affairs of the
city have been managed for several years ,
and Is a howling advocate at reform lie
wants the reform started In the Ninth war < l
an < 1 wi head It himself as a m candidate for
the council. lie thInks that any man who
could hold a janlorshlp under Sam Mac-
leod Is qualified for any position .
There's a man on , the , street sweeping force
who deserves a promotion . When bo went
on duty yesterday morning he found a dcr-
vtsh lawyer drunk and aSleep on the sIde-
walk In front of a Farn3m street satoon.
10 sImply placed the fellow In , the little
blue barrel and hauled hIm to a vacant lot
and dumped blm on .the rubbllh heap intending -
tending thaC the dirt wagon should carry him'
off with the other refuso. The dervIsh
I
was saved by the prompt acton of some of
hIs friends , who discovered him just tn
time .
Colonel WIns pear has called for an In-
veatlgatlon. I Colonel 'lnspear possesses
the shrewdness with whIch he has beel.
credited he will not clamor too loudly for
an Investigation. Some one might cal his
blua.
Ernest Stub IB In the race at last lie
has announced himself a a candidate for
the posItIon of treasurer of the rellublcah
county central committee. That's the only
omce be ever bad , and he was highly pleased
with I.Gct
dIet Your 'l'oimimie Abuut I.
New York Sun
The name of Lord Dunravemu's yacht ts pronounced -
nounced Yal-kl-ree with the accent on the
second syllable. The word signifies "chooser
of tIme slain. " I comes from the Icelandic
Va\l'rja , more familiar In the German form ,
Walkure. In the Norse mythology It means
one ot the virgIn attendants of Odin who
carry to Valhalla , heroes slain In battle .
Highest of all in Leavening Powcr.-Latest U. S. Govlt Report
Fowde
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Atlerllnn CI"1 n I'sillout Jalnl
but l'nUemre Ii' n I.hnl
ChlulO 'l'ritmumns ,
W. W , Watson waIted six month. before
lie complained about 1 peanut "ender'
whistle on enl ot the pnatofco corner
tlourh he suffered acutely In mInd and bOlly
from the piercIng shrlelt I omtel1 all day
long , le lost nosh worrying about It , I
stirred every fiber ot bls being his oars rang
with Is sound after ho hal gone homo at
mmIght , he dreamed ot I , It destroyed hi. ap-
fete and his temper . and unfitted him for
beslnen Uut It was not until six months
ot this torture had passed that ho thought
ot complaining , When ho did cemplalU the
noise was stopped .
There you have the American clen. nil
over. He will endure nny annyance rather
than make a row about it. Fruit peddlers
disturb his rest In the early morning and
awake him to a day ot nervousness and Ill-
temnper He I. Interrupted In hIs progress ! '
down town by In open brllgo. his nostris
are filled and his akin imiackened with tIme
nasty smoke ot Inlsy tugs. lie stumblcs
along a narrow path In a slle\nt ! ) < almost
wholy co\'eret with fruIt baskets thnt have
no right to be thmore lie picks his way
through mud and filth at the crossings .
lGope ! dig theIr elbows Into ! ribs mind stop
on his toes In time elevator , lie lunches In lel
room crowded 10 Eufocatlou aUl nausea : he
Is served by Insolent , cll'eless. unclean wait-
ers , with food dUllled upon n Ihlck tlBl
greasy plate : he orders coffee and gets n vile
liquid that tastes like 11shwater. lie Is Importuned -
portuned by ne\sbor who cease frol yelling
only while they make change. Ho walks In
the Perilous Ireet around time mortar beds
amid heaps ot brick and lumber being torn
dcwn or put tip and he Is spattered with mud
sllaterel wih
frol head to foot. lie clmbs upon a street
car , amid hanging onto a strap or ciimmgimmg
to a rail , Is crushed by all sorts of clngln ] ' .
lie Is detained In a tunnel by a broken cable
and cheerfully walks the rest ot the way. In
the evening he lstens to time strident crIes of
gamins nud hoodlums nne to the nerre-
wrecking noIses of the strolng brass bInd
and the Iortable ) Ilalll ogarm , goes to bed to
spenl the whole night Inhnln the sickening
odor of irhlgeport nnd part of It hearln
the vail of the switch engine amid the bumpIng -
log crash ot the
freight car-anl [ never com-
plains I never occurs to hIm to complain
He will stand .
wi anythln rather than coin-
plain even though he Iwows complaint viii
wi
end his stmfferlng.
The Amerlcau citizen Is .
citzen the good-natimred
oot.natured
man ot the tnbles. lie knows he bas rights
but Is too casy-goln and complaisant to
tand up for them. tie hmas a horror of a
"scene " lie Is afraid of disagreeable prom-
Inence He prefers to slnk alone , harried ,
Insulted . browbeaten , with shalered nerves.
I Is enRlcr.
limit how much hcnger tile city dweller
dweler
would live . how murh pleas1ter his life
le
would be , how much healhIer ho woule ( fini ,
In1
imlnmacif I only he hall I little mcre courage !
amid I little more ohmtinacy. One-Ilalf the :
noises that malle him mlserablo arotctally I
iimmmmoceaeary and cou:1 : be stopped I lIe took ]
a Irm atanul and the other hal would act
bo necessary I he set his ingenuity to vork
lint he wi do neither . Is It any wonder
neurasthenia grows common ? I I any wnJe
wcnte
neursthenia grows c'mmon Is It any
wcnder the raCe Is deeneang ?
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I TII I'\SSIG SiO" ' .
enator Knute Nelson of Ilnnes't ooa-
sionaly amues himself cu\lvatn ! a farm ot
400 acres. His record as a harvester of offices
Is also extensIve and diversll < d.
Senator Mathew Stanley ] Quay Is C2 yars
of age. According to the governor of Penn-
s'tvanll el al . ago dols net dIminish hIs
claIms as the mcst strlklg ! : figure' In state :
politIcs.
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poltcs.
General Jo Shelb)8 experIence as a Juer-
rule In war times enables hm , ! to sniff the :
Cuban revolutonist from afar and bag hinm
These later day rids are moreeatimf c.ory
as the forage Is rIch tn fees.
The aldermen of New York City are l'arl to
please Local newspapers hare been pouring
hot shot Into them for six months yet they
demand an artil'ory sJlute from the forts
when they glide down the bay
A confiding New Jersey woman posted a
s'gn notifying house raiders tnt she hid bn
plucleed : er all poscslcns worth carting away.
But the accammmniodatlng creoles called nevertheless -
accolnmolhtn o1\e
theles and relieved her of a set of goli-
mounted store teeth.
Fears are expressed . In Inter.nted . crcles
that time shower cf empty bt ics ] cast Into the
sea by excursionists w ! ! Inlerlere with the
racIng 'acht8. I nolhlngorse than bottles
Is thrown overboard the yachts ran luft 10-
windward wihout dang3r.
A Massachusets judge declares that time
forced collection of a debt by 11ac'ng : men
arrayed In clownIsh guments In front of the
debtor's house does not comport with the
dignity of the comnnionwealth. That Is to say ,
there Is nothing hike leather In such emer-
gencies.
I seems after all that the members of the
National Dar association did not devote all
theIr tjne and talnts to elucidatng the
evils of the profession and suggestng reme-
dlcs. There were' momcnts when the cares
of court and state were laid aside and the
Inner man diigenty ab orbed his fees. There
was a huge' colectve thirst to be satlsled before -
fore judgment was entered and [ copIous appe-
tles demanding attemmtlon. The character and
quantity of a single feed Is thus set forth :
Champane , sIx cases ; Ithla water. two
cases ; Walker Club fifteen quarts ; Blue
Grass , twelve quarts : Nell V.'hite , twelve
quarts ; Three Star brandy , six quarts : Santa
Cruz um , six Iuarts ; Cur.coa. four mmmmarts.
The solids comprised six gallons of chlcllen
salad four gallons at lobster salad four gal- I
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10" of celery ealad , DOD assorted JlnIwlehuJ ' \I ,
ale nl'In. rsdtshCs , cheese . pickle. , etc. , In
liberal quantities .
Ripe reformer. are rululy shattering lome J
ancient customs , On the doublo.trQcked poe-
tOI of the UnIon l'actflo the common puetce
ot sending trains on time rIght-hand track I.
reversed . Down In Brooklyn trolley trains are
required by law to stop at the nor sIde of
a street crossing .
A million all a hal fighting men will
participate tn the autumn \lnOI'ers of the
snubs ot Germany Russia , itIItia and
France A mighty host , truly and a brlant
8poctaell. " ! the number II barely cnG
furth ot the human engine ot f1cath aud do.
Itructon subject to the caprices et tour mimen
General Ely Samuel I'arkor whoso death , II
annOlncel In Bridgeport . Conn . was a full-
blooded Inllan and nl one ( line was chef : at
the Selccns amid kimig ot the remnant at the
Six Nations In Now York state . lie was
educate.l ns a civil ( lllneer , drifted Into the
law and distinguished hlmsol as a soldier In . f
the late war
Indictments have been found [ agaInst the
men respommslbio for the receut lmmmul emm 'elk I
bnlhJn ! thiaIer In New Yorle City , iii ch '
cal sed the death at lItton persons Clmcs ot I
this class are rarely unhhcll In New York 1
01' In other cities . butt ) time Indlclment servos , j
a8 a protest against lnclng hoary colulns en
the curbing of ohl wells. ' Ii
( jum' 'VO1'I.iltSl2. .
Chicago Hecord : Precinct Wturdo-l Imove
a cigar
old Constlttmeumt-No . thanks ; - ; J I
" 'ake 11 nln-I'I out of imoliticS. "
"OJu , del ( ghled. Im uitmm'e " 1011Ics.
- 'oledo Diute : "fhls i' I time cry of the
hant mooney democrals or Ientucty :
Swat V
Wnt
Indianapolis Journal "You say he 18 n j
11rorotlr 7 \'lmmit IE his iimme . .10 you Imo\ "
" 1 t'otththui't ' ' hut ) I
hnve
I'oulin't say posll\'el ) . . n
suspicion Ihnt he deals 109t ) In IJln& j
for pneumatc tires. " & 1
Clnclnnnt 1' ; : thought you toll ll
flue thai this town hal n good ) lively .
boom 7" said the investor. who hall como
out to honk nt his lots. 1
" \\'nl. It IUI , " leplell ( the man who hal
sold the lots , "bul It ain't workln' Jis mmow "
'nhlngton StarViutt's : It I sign
ot , " said the Ilrhty superstitious womminmi
"to have 1 rlngln in your rii'lmt oar ? ' '
"It's a sigui , " replied her imumsband ,
prommiptly , "that you've been ummdipiomnmitio
with the teleplmomie girt , "
Indianapolis Journal : "I fOar the leg
will immive to be mmmuinmtated , ' ' said the stir-
geon , stinking hi hemid sadly amId mrofes-
ilionally.
"All rIght , tine , " cheerfully nimsemited
Serocketta Wheeler. "I caum go in for time
ommo-Icggcd chunmpiomislmlp , umiyvny , "
Chicago Tribune : "I want you to remeni-
her Iimiks , ' ' imaid Itivers , ' 'that 1 have to
Pay 50 ccnt a Potmnil for thmit tobacco. "
1'd ust mis ltcf 8llOk'O a ( 'limper kiiiml ,
Rivers , ' cimecrftiily repliNi Imonks , as lie
went ahead liihlmig his big nieerschaunm.
Detroit Free l'ress : " 1mw , " said the son
of llritnin. 'Vhlle you fehmaws imcmmii run
for ollic , ' wa in time old country nmerel1p
stand. W'e have mimore .ligumity you know.
"Yct , " niisvercd time imupuruimment Amneri-
can , "anti while our cammmhkiates iuierelj'
( lodge tIme issues , yommrs dodge bricks. "
TIlE KISS ThAT STICKS.
iansaa City Joumrnal.
\Vltli lo't'iimg look lmer 'iinmplcmh nrnis
Amomit ) mny neck sime mild L'ntvIime ,
4Id m'nli'ed her rosy , rogulslm hips
Up temptingly qulie nsalto mine.
Who coimid u-psIst sticii pu'oiTcred hlism ?
I could-anti did. 21cr ngo was tiurc
Ammd her 'eo mouth was too stuck up
With candy to be kissed , you see.
Slip : ANI ) miuit h'titlN'l'S.
' TiteIlier.
There's a house mt few miles from time city
I frcqueimtly linger outside ;
'Tis time imoimme of a mmiaid who is pretty ,
A mmmad ! I s'oUhd like for my bride ,
I fear that I never Imnli win her ,
My passiomm ii , hopeiess and mnuto.
i'tmm uiire that her paremmts would skin lie. ,
if they thought that ahmo summiied on miii"
suit.
11cr e3'Cs are time lmtmrest nnml brightest
'l'lmat over encouraged it hope ;
liar skin is tIme softest amid whitest
I'immtt ever shed luster oum soap ;
liar hair is time richest and goldest
'rimat ever a imair.lrosicr dressed ;
And imor parents ore smmrely time coldest
' imeroino ever iOsse5d ,
11cr voice , it's a nmezzo-soprano ,
Wommtd make mnalom eveum Patti afraid ;
, tnml the way that he Plays the piano
I'Lmts Itmiiminimtejn qumite In the shale , ,
moro lem'fcrt m4uo is tlmamm pom'fectiomm ;
flesgn imer I c.n't and I womm'ti
Anml sIm hooic upomi me with affection ,
But her paronts-O , bother tlmem-don't. !
The ) ' Intend lieuto marry a title ;
'rhey wammt to address liar , "Your Grace. ' °
'l'hey'vn ' unado imp their nmlmutls this is vital ;
\Vhicui ecratclme ate out of time race.
Nor do I , in timeory , blame timeni ,
She's vortimy a iluke , I aver ,
It's trime l'tt. be puzzled to nanme them
A dtmle who is worthy of imer ,
Ohm , I know she's beyond and above mue
I doservc to Ito hung , I'nm aware ,
For presuming to timlnk she couid love me ;
But I don't altogether despair.
For my imeert imnlergoes an expansion
'hmemm I think wimat I'll tell you about ,
Or that nlImt when I called at her mimminslon ,
And her Parents , God biess them , were out.
Wlucim I think of tIme way she received me , . _ . -
or the Way , and time words , that I spoke'
Of time way that. she , bluzlmed , and believed
me ;
Or the sixpenee we solemnly broke ;
Or the mutual hopes we conilmied ,
As we bentmed : our 'oiees In song ,
Anl tlmat rapturous kiss we divided-
Well , her Parents can go to hong Kong !
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"Lengthy , my boy , let me introduce
you to my friend , Samson , he wears the
Ak-Sar-Ben hat-you'll throw away that
tile when you see it. "
"It's a soft hat , a little on the Fcdcra style , but not
quite-no crease in the center , just indented in true
Ak-Sar-Ben mode- "
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It's four times as good a hat as any other four dollar - .
lar hat. It's a dandy.
Browning , King & Co
S. . W. Car , r5th and Douglas Sts.
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