TIIE OaLAJIA DAILY BEE ; . WEDNESDAY , MAY iiO , 1895. THE OMAHA DAILY u noanwATnn , isDrron. I'tuiuauBP nv'EUT Moimina TCUM9 "oFBtmSCIinTJON. . Ilec ( Without ] One Tear . 8 M Dallir w mid Hundiy , Oi. fmr . MM HI * Month * . . . . . 5J2 Three M > mui . . . . . J Hunday ! k , On Ywir . . . . . . . . . * M H/Uurilny < < . Onr Year . . . . . . . . . . . 1 > Weekly lie * . One Ye r . Cj OKI'ICIM. Omaha , TheItco IlulMlnK. Booth Otmhn Hinder lllk. , Corner N and 2llh Sis. Council Jtluffs , I'mrl Hlrwt. Chlcairn Oltli * . 517 Clinmlx-r of Commerce. New York , Itnnm * JJ. 14 nnd 15. Tribune llldg. Wanhlnston. 1117 K , Street. N. W. . All ct > mmunlr tw > n relating to newn nnd edi torial mailer rhuuld be uddrie < l : To the Editor. Ilt'HINKSS t.KTTEUS. All buslneM letter * ami reiiilllitncen should lie nddr i el to The Iteo I'ulillHhlns Cmirnny. Omnhn Draflit. check * und pjittnillco orders to b made | yal le to the order of the compuiy. TIII2 IIIJU I'UIII.IKHINU COMl'ANY. ( MIlCUt.ATION. enKP II. Tzschurk , secretary of The Uee I'ub- llnhlmr company. belnu duly sworn , fuiyn that the etual number of full anil complete roplen of the Dally MnrnlnR , KvcnlnK unit Hund.iv life printed during the month of Tebruary , 1I3 , was a * follows : _ 1 2)I15 15 . 15.787 2 , 6 18 . 19.KW ) J IUM j ; . 2)520 4 2).liO H . 187:6 : 5 21,012 13 . 19.780 C. IVJOl 20 . ] J. S 7. . . . , 15.01 ? ) SI . 19773 8. 19.SM 22 . 19K7I 19,799 21 . 19,031 II ) . . . . 2).60 ( ) 24 . . > 11 19.000 J- . . 13.C17 12 19,8I 20 . VJ.G41 15 19.7W 2 ? . 11 Ml II. 19.7W 2S . 19.033 Total Bo7.633 I ews deductions for unsold and returned copies C.020 Net mini & } ' . < > ' * Dally nverano 19,701 Sunday. QKOROB U. T7.SCHUCK. Bworn to hefnro me nnd nulmerl ! > cd In my pres ence thin 2d day of March. U95. ( Heal. ) N. 1' . 1'EIIj. Notary Public. Tlie Kiini-nil Directors association will meet at Hot SprliiKH. Hot Springs IH just tlio plJico for morticians. Thu nation Is a unit In mourning Its lionoru < l ik''ul. Politics have no part In expressions of general prlcf. The administration wlioso cabinet lias not been serried by death and resigna tions is beyond tlio memory of this generation. The king Is dead ; long live the king. The death of Walter Q. Gresham Im mediately raises the question : AVho will become Ceveland's next premier ? If the agitation of the citizens' move ment will have the effect of relegating the roustabouts and howling dervishes to this rear It has not been begun In vain. Superintendent ISyrnes of the New York police department has been re lieved of his olllclal position. Wonder If he would like to come west and grow up with tlio country ? There Is no use of getting the blues every time there Is n hot "wind. The season Is several weeks In advance and the chances of rain and n fair crop are by no means as desperate as they ap pear. The extra session of the Missouri legislature brought forth a legislative appropriation bill for $80,000 and the prospect of a grand jury Investigation Into alleged legislative corruption. Ne braska was lucky to got rid of 'her legislature as cheaply as she did. At 72 years of age John Sherman Is JIH virile and vigorous mentally as ho was twenty years ago and age has not lessened his devotion to the republican party and Its principles. Senator Sher man's address to the Ohio republican convention IB a terse and earnest pre sentation of the claims of the republican party to popular confidence and support and will commend Itself to republicans everywhere. There Is no ambiguity In the declarations of the veteran states man regarding tlio currency. "We arc iu favor of a sound national currency , " ho says , "always redeemable In coin. " llefcrrinij to free silver Senator Sher man said that the great hardship of this policy would fall upon the workingmen - men , skilled and unskilled , whose dally wage , measured by the present stand ard , Is higher than Uiat of any country In the world. This Is a consideration which ought to make of every wage earner in the land an opponent of the free , unlimited and Independent coin age of silver at the ratio of 10 to 1. It Is perfectly safe to say that the Ohlu republicans will follow the cpnnsel ol Senator Sherman , whoso advice they have always found to be wise anil sound , and In the campaign of this yeai will take an unequivocal position In favor of sound money , as they ditl twenty years ago when the greenback craze was at Its height. The police and tire commission litu drawn up a formal reaulslllon for en larged water mains and u duplicate main from the pumping station nt Flor cnee. This requisition Is to be sub nilttoel to tlio council for action wltl other suggestions for improved fin fighting facilities. What the fire com mission expects to accomplish by tin requisition Is not patent. The ncces slty for enlarged mains and bettei service has been pointed out by tin mayor , city engineer and chief of tin lire department on various occasions but nothing tangible could be iiccoin pltshed so long as tlio water works an operated under the direction of re celvers and foreclosure proceedings an pending In the federal court. If tin city could take tlio responsibility o making the most needed Improvement ! under direction of the Hoard of rublii Works and paying for them out of tin funds now held back for hydrant renta the demands of the police and lire com mission would bo compiled with. I Is a question , however , whether tin city cau expend thn rental fund regard less of the charter provision that pro lilblU the use of any fund for any pur nose excepting tLat expressly deslfi nated in the tax levy , nnd It 'Is nls < doubtful whether the city could diver the fund so long as Its controversy eve the rental Is pending In the state courte Manifestly the requisition of the tip and polloo coimiilsxhm was , therefore superfluous. Apparently the only wa ; out of the dilemma Is through the federal oral courts. If the court can bo con vlnccd of the absolute necessity of Ini mediate action it will order the recelv era to proceed with the improvcnientt Otherwise thu city must bide Its tlm do the best that cau bo douc uude conditions. WALTKlt Q. In the death of Secretary Greshnm to country has lost one of Itn utrong , hie nnd patriotic men , who deservedly osscsscd the respect and confidence f his countrymen. Walter Q. Gresham mil a varied career , which ut every xiint was useful and commendable. Us political career begun with the Irth of the republican party , to whose rat candidate for the presidency he nvc earnest support , and the principles te then espoused he remained faithful o throughout his life , for although he ccepted the i > osltlon of secretary of tate under a democratic admlulstra- lon , we are able to state upon his per- onal authority that he did not there- ore abandon any of his republican rluclples. Mr. Greslmm was distinguished as oldler , Jurist nnd statesman. He re- ponded to the call of his country til- nest at the llrst alarm of war and won louorablo repute as a soldier , perform- ng every service required of him with Ignnl ability and courage. As a jurist le was absolutely upright and fearless. Jurlng the period that he was on the ederal bench probably no other Judge n the country had so much to do with 'allroad corporations. He acquired mi- lonal fame for the fair and fearless vay in which he protected stockholders ind tile public from the machinations f unscrupulous managers. As post- Hauler general and secretary of the reasury In the administration of I'resi- lent Arthur , Mr. Gresham showed a ilgh order of administrative ability. In was an earnest advocate of postal eh'graphy and urged congress to adopt he system. Just what motive Induced ilm to accept the position of secretary jf state In the Cleveland cabinet will irobably never bo known , but the -haracter of the man warrants the as sumption that there was nothing un worthy In It and that ho did not ac- 'I'itl until he was convinced of the en- Ire propriety of doing so. Ills course is secretary of state has been much Tillclscdi but that lie sought to per- 'orm his arduous duties conscientiously all fair-minded men will be ready to concede. No man ever had a truer sense of the dignity and honor of his country and there can be no doubt of ils honest and earnest desire at all times to conserve these and to maintain ntcrnntlonnl policy on long-established hies. Mr. Gresham was a man of strong convictions and he had the courage of them at all times and under all cir cumstances. He was a sincere and frank man , who had no concealments ind none of the policy of the politician. Ho was a nrin to be trusted , to com- nniul nnd to Justify confidence. Ho was devoted to his friends and he ioldly confronted his enemies. In the truest nnd highest sense an American , ic loved his country and Its Institutions mil his sympathies were with the iteople. Tubllc ofllce did not spoil him , is It does so many other men , by caus ing him to forget that he was the ser vant of the public. Upright and honor- iblo In every relation Walter Q. Gres- linm feared neither censure nor traduction and no amount of opposition or criticism turned him from a course which he believed to be right. His personal integrity Is perhaps best at tested by the fact that while having ns many opportunities as come to get rich he died without fortune , leaving to the wife and children who survive him little beyond the heritage of a blame less and useful life. The name of Walter Q. Gresham has an assured and honorable place In the history of his country. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ WOllKlXO FOIl JIA11310XV. There was n meeting of the demo cratic editors of the state of Now York last week and one of the things they did was to Issue an address to the democratic voters of the state , urging unity and harmony. This confession that the democracy of the Empire state is not united and harmonious Is an [ lonest one. It Is probably true that there has never been a time In the his tory of the party when these two de sirable and essential conditions to the life' of a political organization were more greatly needed than now. Not only In the state of New York but In every state the democratic party Is split Into warring factions and there Is wrangling and discord among Its lenders and newspaper organs. There Is no public question as to which It Is not divided and the only things for which the party stands together are powei and the spoils of otllce. The effort to harmonize the de mocracy of New York will be InterestIng - Ing , because that state may again be the pivotal state In the next presi dential election. The hope of those who are pushing the movement for hnr mony rests upon the alleged bad recori of the republican legislature which re cently concluded its labors. Scandals extravagance , partisan attacks on municipalities and n failure to carry out promises of reforms are chnrgci against the legislature , and It has to be admitted that for some of them there Is substantial ground. Now York re publican newspapers admit that the legislature did not do nil It might have douo In fulfilling the pledges of the party , and also that some of the things It did would better have been left un done. IJut the voters will compare the record of the republican legislature with that of democratic legislatures particularly the one that put David II Illll In the United States senate , anil In doing this they will not find the com parlson disadvantageous to the repub Means. Granting all the shortcoming- ; alleged against the latter and they arc still able to make a more creditable showing than thn democrats when li control of the legislature. It was the utterly Indefensible conduct of the democrats , under the leadership of Illll that swept that party from power las year nnd the people have not forgetter that conduct , nor will they be Indncei to forget It by the charge that the re publican legislature did not do Us ful duty. They know that going back tt democratic rule will not Improve matters. The democratic party has never beei In a much worse condition that It Is a this time and It Is not clear how It cm Improve how settle the differences am controversies within its tanks and oul ho party together. Having uo great nil trusted leader the Influence necefl- nry to unify and harmonize the party s wanting. Of those who would be ondcra no one Is strong with the people ml nil are actuated by personal ambl- Ion. The oldest of our political organl- atlons has fallen Into a decline be- ause It has abandoned Ms earlier prln- I pies nnd allowed demagogues and elf-seekers to become Iti leaders. noir O.MAIU ys iniTriin vi > . The World-Herald is dohig some good vork In supplementing the demand for mproved mall facilities out of Omaha vhlch was begun last winter by The See and carried Into the halls of con gress. The exhibit of the time of de- mrture of mail trains over the roads hat converge at Omaha shows how his city has been bottled up by tlio rafllc managers anil postal authorities. J'ho railway postal schedule complied > y the World-Herald , which we here- vltli reproduce , should challenge atten- Ion : With Omaha as the center of a circle laving DCS Molnes on the east , (3rand Island n the west , St. Joseph and Falls City on ho south and Sioux City or Yankton on the lorth , here ts a list showing the departures of the first seventeen day trains out of } maha : St. Joseph , via K. C. , St. J. & C. n. U. 11 9:50n. : m. Creston. vl.i ( . ' . , 11. & Q. 11. 11 9:50 : a. in. Jrand Island , via tJ P. Hy 10:0) : a. tn. teatrlco , via 11. & M. It. U 10:15 : a. m. Grand Island , via 11. & M. n. 11 10:13 : n , m. Instlnus. via II. * M. H. U 10:16 : n. m. alls City , via M. 1 * . Ky 10M : n. m. > es Molnes , via C. , H. 1. & I' . Ily. . 11 : M a , m. leone , via C. & N. W Ily 11.03 a. m. ) en Mirines and llerndon , via C. , M. & St. 1' . Ily 11:10 : n. m. Dellevllle , via C1. , H. 1. & I' . Ily. . . . 1:40 : p. m. lejitrlre. via U. I' . Ily 2:00 : p. m U-yond Kearney , via U. 1' . Hy 2Wp. : m. lleyond Norfolk , via K. , IS. & M. V. 1L H 2:10 : p. m. Superior , via ! ' . , K. fc M V. It. K. . 1:10 : p. m. Slienandoili , via Waliaih Ky 3:55 p. m. Sioux City. > la C. . St. 1' . . M. & O. Hy 4:30 : p. m. No oilier city In the country of equal commercial importance labors under such disadvantage. It Is not a ques tion whether the Omaha dallies shall > e afforded fair facilities for serving the people of this section more promptly , jut whether Omaha merchants and manufacturers are to be deprived of the ncdlum through which Omaha markets and Omaha's commercial advantages ire constantly kept before the eyes of people In the territory naturally trlbu- ; ary to this city. TIIKY UXCUVKHRD A IIOKKKTS AKST. For several weeks past the organ of the howling dervishes has been making Home howl over the outrage that was perpetrated upon the taxpayers of Douglas comity In the sale of the county poor farm. The sale of the > oor farm Is denounced as a conspiracy between the Uomanlst county commis sioners , E. W. Slmcral , then county at torney , and a horde of laud sharks who in some way were Instigated by Hosc- water to Invest In the land which the courts have recently declared to have been unlawfully deeded because of a lack of two-thirds of all the votes cast at the election. This terrible tale of fraud and con spiracy happens , as it were , to be an Impudent fake conjured in the Imagina tion. It might have served as n good enough Morgan In the Impending cam paign had It not been sprung too early. The records In the court house flatly contradict every allegation. The first proposition to divide the poor farm and sell a portion of the land was submitted to a vote of the people In 1883 and defeated by an overwhelming vote. The secojid proposition was sub mitted at the general election held No vember 2 , 1SSO. The proclamation was Issued by LW. . Corliss , George 13. Tlmmo and It. O'Keeffe , county commis sioners , of whom F. W. Corliss was chairman. The Homanlsts were mani festly in the minority on the board. The "great blunder , " if there was any blunder , which is charged at the door of E. W. Slmeral as part of the con spiracy , happens as it were to be charge able elsewhere. General John C. Cowln was county attorney In 18SG and 13. W. Slmcral had no more to do with draw ing up the proclamation or the action of the commissioners than the man in the moon. If the conspiracy story really did have any foundation the howling dervish organ will have to direct Its Itoman candles nt an entiVely different set. There could have been no gain for any body in Issuing proclamations. It must have been made In the sale of the lands. What do the records show on that score ? The sale did not take place until 1887. In 1S87 Corliss was succeeded by W. J. Mount and Tlmme bee-ame chairman of the board , nnd In 1888 L. M. Anderson came into the board. So the lionmns were still In the minority nnd the con spiracy must therefore have been per petrated by a different set The truth of the .matter is that the howling dervishes have uncovered a hornet's nest , nnd If anybody Is stung It will be one of their own precious crowd. A CKXTKAL AMKHICAN UJfTON. It appears that a practical step has been taken looking to the formation of a Central American union. Onr govern ment has been Informed of the negoti ation of a treaty between Honduras and Nicaragua which creates an alli ance , offensive and defensive , between those countries , obliterates commercial frontiers and provides for arbitration In case of controversy between them. Iloth countries pledge themselves not to consider the other Central American countries ns foreign , nnd also to Inboi to bring those countries together as one nation. As a preliminary move In this direction the other countries of Central America will be asked to sign the treaty. It 1ms been reported ever since the course taken by England toward Nicaragua that a strong feeling Had do- velopcd among the people of the Cen tral American states favorable to union or to nn alliance which would amount practically to the same thing. The nego tiation of this treaty confirms the re port so far ns the parties to It arc con cerned , but whether the feeling that prompted this arrangement Is shared In to such an extent ns will lead them to subscribe to the treaty remains to be seen. There Is reason to believe that Guatemala and Salvador are not anxious to enter Into n union or even an alliance , and their endorsement o | the proposed scheme Is of the hlghosi Importance , they , bolus the. wealthier ind most populous of the Central Ameri can states , elti Is to bo presumed , how- ver , Unit ; jtfJottc | ; considerations will nive some weight In determining the course of tlies countrles and undoubt- illy a very Arcing appe'al will be made 0 their patriotism. It is perfectly ) bvlous that IP the states of Central Unorlca ari/ / , \\i \ \ have protection from he posslble njrgresslve policy of Euro- > ean powers' "toward " them they must hid It In ni oi\tnder } , , one national sys- em or In nu alliance that would enable hem to efft'i'tl t'ly employ their united ) ewer for tiVe mutual security. Sepa- nteil they can do little more than pro- est against foreign abuses , and reliance ipon the United States for protection Islet lot safe. Thin country can be depended ipon to Interfere only In the event of 1 foreign power attempting to seize Uie errltory of an American state. Perhaps the most serious obstacle to the formation and maintenance of a Central American union are the jeal ousies that prevail among the people of he several slates , and particularly uuong the military , which very likely would be Intensified If the several countries were under one government. Hut If a union be Impracticable an ) fTenslve and defensive alliance need tot be , and such nn arrangement faith- 'ully adhered to would be Just as effect- ve for the purpose of protection sigalust foreign aggression. The lower house of the Michigan eglslature has taken a tilt at the soelnl clubs that exist In every Important town of that state by passing a bill that re quires all social clubs to pay $000 liquor tax. It Is safe to predict that the 1)111 will create a warm discussion in the clubs. "When Prof. Lnughliu gets to writing about "theoretical abstractions of groundless speculations" Is he not delv ing Into mazes that will confound both free sllverltes and sound money men alike ? htrpliHii In it Stuycr. Washington Star. Justice Field Mill stay In the supreme court to oppose the Income tax as long as its strength lasts , and in addition will take exceedingly good care ol his health. Any ChntiRn un Improvement. Chicago Tribune. Ex-Secretary Whitney thinks "tlio situa tion Is favorable to the dsmocratlc party. " Properly Interpreted this may mean that the condition of the democratic party is such as to make any change In Its prospects an Im provement. lflni Illncouiitotl. G lobe-Democrat. Morton has no personal magnetism , It Is said. But neither bad Cleveland nor Harri son , while Blalne was permeated and satu rated all over with It. The Importance ot magnetism as an asset for a presidential aspirant has been overestimated. 1'lcna.int mid I'mlltablc. Kansas City Star. Archbishop Ireland Is of the opinion "that as long as there Is' no international agree ment between the great commercial nations , an attempt on { he part of the United States to adopt free colpago 'of sliver would be fatal to our prosperity. " H fs pleasant to find , occasionally , a minister of the gospel who cau express a political opinion without put- Ing his foot Iu It. The W.ii'oilii Full of Thorn , Indianapolis Journal. While praising Mr. Carlisle for his brave words In favor of honest money It should not be forgotten that the republican woods are full of statesmen who occupy the same position. But there Is more joy over one sinner that repenteth than ovsr ninety and nine Just persons who need no repentance. And , by the way , the repentance of the tinner Is weakened by a denial that he ever sinned. _ _ Getting Jlnclt to I'lrU Principles. New York Sun. A recent Washington letter Informs us that the treasury officials "will now oc cupy themselves In formulating some plan for raising the much needed revenue that was expected from the Income tax. An In crease of Internal revenue duty on whisky and beer seems to be the favorite scheme of the treasury officials , and oven tea and coffee , they think , can bo taxed. " Ap parently these- members of the democratic party who have got into office on the solemn pledge of the party to levy customs duties for revenue only , and who have turned their backs upon that pledge and branded their party as a fraud and a liar , have now no Intention of going back to that noble program and raising the nec essary revenue by the means they promised before the election of 1892. Silver ' ntmilnt from Aliro.xd , Philadelphia Proa * . The stiver standard which prevails In South America cannot bo working to entire satisfaction. At any rate Chill , the most progressive and enlightened of the South American nations , has determined to aban don It. Its congress has Just passed a law making the gold dollar the monetary unit. Silver Is to be coined at the ratio of 33Vs to 1 that Is , at the present market ratio of the two metals. The silver dollars are a legal tender for all payments to the limit of $50. No ono can bo obliged to take more than that much of the heavy coins. Chill Is ambitious to take Its stand among the nations of the earth and to that end she thinks It wise to provide herself with a currency as good as the best. A silver standard will do well enough for Peru , Patagonia , Mexico and the United States- It the silver party ever get their way here but It Is no longer good enough for Chill. XK/IItAHKASS. The salem mills are enjoying a boom , being compelled to run day and night. Poncas' new roller mills wore destroyed by fire almost before-ready for business. A splrltuallstlc/'medluni Is working upon the credulous poitlonc of the population of Blair. > ' ' i' The University 'c'ndits have changed their minds and will liold 'llielr camp at Lincoln Instead of Ashlanil. Nlobrara is reaqhlng out as a packing center. She shipped. , three carloads to St. Louis one day ths' ( w ek. Would-bo mllllgna'lres , at Hastings sunk $36.000 In margins befpro they realized that they couldn't run thp wheat market. The editor of 1 U > ej > Silver Creek Times combines business < with pleasure , and be sides running a newspaper , raises celery for the Omaha marketu George KoogleA farmer living north of Odell , arose tn apparently good health , ' cared for his stock , rotnrnkl to the bouse and died. Heart failure. ' Two men are under arrest at Hlalr for spiking ties across the railroad track. In default of friendly bailers , they have been turned over to obdurate jailors. Beaver Crossing Is making a great suc cess of the artesian well Industry. A steady flow of water U struck at a depth of from 100 to ICO feet every lime. iivan Philadelphia Press : During the war the Treasury department had to olvo many new problems , and Secretory McCulloch wai always found prudent , fugacious and reso lute. For the shifty arts of the politician ho had uo toleration. Although not a genius , he was a flno cxatnplo of the Ameri can statesman , Ho has gone after a long life welt spent , aiobe-Democrat : The late Hugh Mc Culloch went to Washington during Lincoln's first term to oppose a bill then pending In congress to establish a national banking system , but he soon became convinced that the proposed system would be a good thing , and a year later , on the Invitation of Secre tary Chase , he accepted the office of comp troller of the currency , In which position tie perfected the organization of the national banks , and displayed the rare .financial abil ity that afterward twice led to his appoint ment as secretary of the treasury. Philadelphia Times1 It Is Impossible to overestimate the obligation of the country at this period to the clear and firm hand of Secretary McCulloch , Ho retired In March , 1SC9 , nnd It was after tills that all those worse than rash experiments began from which we are still suffering. Ho was always a sound money man. and ho would have retired the legal tender notes and had the government go out of the business of fur nishing currency as speedily as possible. Unhappily his views were not sustained and we are now struggling with the very diffi culties that ho foresaw and sought to avert. PlillaOelphla Press : He was a much greater banker than n politician , and as head of the treasury ho was not able to get congress to second his ptforts and plans , ns many other flnanco ministers with far less than Mr. McCulloch's apparent equipment for the place have been abla to do. For this reason he was not an unqualified success as secretary of tlio treasury , especially In his second term of service. A few of his con temporaries of the war period still linger on the stage and several of them remain In public life , but If we are not mistaken Hugh McCulloch was the last survivor of those who at any time served In President Lin coln's cabinet. Philadelphia Record : There are In both political parties statesmen who are not parti sans , \\hoso convictions of duty have been the guides by which they have sought to regulate oindal conduct. Hugh McCulloch was such a man. Ho Joined to an aptness for administrative detail a thorough knowl edge of finance. In selecting him at the close of the war for his secretary of Uie treasury Mr. Lincoln proved his own keen perception of the qualities desirable In the restoration of the shattered fabric of the public credit. Mr. McCulloch proved to be the right man In the right place. He was far In advance of his party both as to ques tions of revenue and finance. Springfield. Ilepubllcan : With Hamilton , Gallatln and Sherman we must place Hugh McCulloch among the first of the financial ministers of tha nation. But unlike either of the other three , he came to the front solely ns n financier and because of proved ability and genius In this department of effort , without political prestige or favor. He was never a partisan and never able to bend his energies to partisan ends. Ho con sidered the questions which engaged his thought and effort to rise above politics , and there he persisted In living with them. Generous In his views , and without temper or dogmatism In the statement of them , he was ever regarded with favor by the country and when In office commanded tha respect and attention of congress In a marked degree. roica or Tint STATE i'JiKss. Lexington Pioneer : It Is simply marvel ous how quickly recuperation takes place In Nebraska. People who drew aid last win ter In Dawson county have so far recovered as to be able to purchase bicycles. Central City Pioneer : It seems that ex- 011 Inspector Hilton Is a little slow In re turning the money ho Is accused of stealing. If he wore some poor devil he would have been In the penitentiary long ago If he had not paid up. Kearney Sun : The price of wheat Is still going up despite "tho crime of ' 73" the distressing thing about It being that the farmers of this section have none of It on hand. The price of silver is still going down and the farmers Hereabouts have none of that , cither. MInden Gazette : It Is Just as well to keep a stiff upper lip and get along as wellas , possible under the present condition ot hard times and dry weather. It does no good to complain and find fault , for , with the ex ception of spots here and there ; \o arc as well off and our prospects are as good as those of almost any other locality In the country. Where will you go to do better ? Beatrice Times : The Hon. William Dor- gan Is the only man In Nebraska who ever went to state's prison poor and came out rich. He has so much property now that the appraisers can hardly tell which Is Mr. Dorgan's and which belongs to the state. This Is not singular , however , as a mixture of Ideas about the ownership of property has hi ought more than one man to the pen. Kearney Hub : The Omaha newspapers have set at rest some very silly assertions to the effect that the transportation facili ties for the state fair at Omaha will be In sufficient to. accommodate the people who will desire to attend. The Omaha papers show on the other hand that the railroad and street car facilities will be ample , and , ac cording to their statements , will be better than they have had at any previous state fair. Now , let the kickers subside. Seward Reporter : Dr. Hey Is making a most egregious fool of himself , and Is In juring himself , his friends and his party. When the appointing power wants to get an appointee out of office , the result Is usually accomplished , and the wise thing for an office-holder to do , when the administra tion goes Into the hands ot the opposition , Is to tender his resignation at once and not wait to bo kicked out. People don't like a man who shows a determination to never let go of the teat. I'JSItSOXAL AXlt UTtlKlTtriSK. The craze for posters has a tendency to kick pictures of the ballet into the realms of high art. The reform street sweeper of New York has succeeded In sweeping his treasury clean and laying the foundation for a deficit of $1,500,000. Abe Hewitt declares the democratic party ts dead and must have a new birth. But Abram precipitately declines the honorary post of father. Corbett and Fltzslmmons are not debating the financial question In a national sense , yet they Indulge In "blows" as eloquent as the most advanced coin advocates. The retirement of Superintendent Byrnes places another gorgeous plume In Dr. Park- hurat's war bonnet. The "Behemouth of lust" Is In the throes of dissolution. Whllo casting about for nn eligible and picturesque sliver candidate , the claims of Coin Harvey deserve serious consideration. Harvey Is peculiarly fitted to lead a romantic campaign. Some pedigree freak has discovered that Cleveland descended from an aristocratic English family. If the discovery should reach the cars of the Jingoes another hot tall twister may be expected. A Chicago plunger who made and unmade prices , cornered markets , and let at various times a managerle ot bulls and bears , died recently and left a "fortune" of $700. In the heyday of his glory he could command millions , but they vanished as quickly as they were made. Colonel John Bradbury and his wife of Los Angeles , Cul. , have started on a trip around the world , which Is to be made In ninety days. A time limit to the trip has been set , because the colonel cannot be out of the state for more than ninety days with out forfeiting his position as executor of the Bradbury estate , and also because he has made a wager that he can accomplish the task In that time. Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U.S. Gov't Report Bakin At * VOMStOKFI.AOR A VTlte'i J'ubllo Tribute tn Her Until llimbnrul Orcr lilt ( Irnvo. The following unusual , not to gay remarka ble , funeral oration was recently pronounced by Mra. Turner over the body of her hui- tiand , Hon. Isaac M. Turner of Grand Hnplils , Mich. , who died of consumption after a lin gering Illness. There were no other funeral exercises' "I feel that I must say a word hero above the bier of my dead hero , for all that Is best In life I owe to him. While living he was for all , but , being dead , he U mine alone. Then I would speak , for many of you here were friends ot his , and , through him only , friends of mine. "Von who know htm In his professional or public life , knew him to love and esteem , I know from your presence here ; but I think that It mu t have been that he was at his best In his private life. In his home , with Ills friends , In his library , was certainly where he found life's fullest meaning and highest enjoyment. And If In public life ho ever found It necessary to be stern or ap pear harsh , yet It was hli nature to be kind nnd gentle ; for he wai ever a lover of little cMldren , a lover and protector ot all domestic pets , a lover of ( lowers and forests , and of that gentle mystic mood of nature of which his favorite poets sang fco eloquently. Per haps ho did not possess the technicalities of exnct scholarship , yet he was a profound student In many departments ot research ; he was familiar with the wide sweep and ten dencies of history , as well aslth Us more particular phases. He was a lover of the literature of all ages and nations. It was a maxim with him that In a knowledge of universal literature was to be found the widest culture. "His Anglo-Saxon blood made him a fear less lover of the tiuth , and a fearless advo cate of the rights of the Individual. With him the human soul In Its full Integrity should acknowledge no authority either to church or state , except Indeed In so far as had been mutually agreed upon for the good of all. Yet , claiming this pre-eminent posi tion for himself , you would not find a man more modest and more considerate for others. "His life was cast upon n generous mould , his love and sympathy were ns wide as hu manity , his Interest as wide as nature. The less fortunate In life found in him a true friend and helper , and he was the peer of many upon their own more limited plat form. "He was made of the stuff from which heroes are made. It was ever his lot to struggle. It was his to endure , and It was his to attain. To struggle , to endure , to at tain ; that makes the cycle ot human life , and his was uut incomplete , though his forty-three years seemed all ted short. "During the fifteen years ot our wedded life there has never boon a winter nor a summer gone by but at the turning of the sea sons I have heard the rustling of the robes of the angel of death. The shadow of her wing 1ms been over us at all times. Tliero has never been a fond ambition for the world's fair prospects but has been gently shrouded on her breast. My sorrow Is great , but It Is without bitterness , except In so far as contrition and remorse will come with the recollection that I might have been more tender and loving to ono whoso llto was so unequally matched with fate. fate."I "I cannot stand here above the Tvreck of so much promise ami say that I bellovo that It Is the will of Providence , for I do not. God docs not will such heartbreaking things. I can take no comfort In the platitude that the mysteries of Providence are past human understanding. Humanity Itself has been Intrusted with the high problem of working out It own salvation , and It Is humanity's part to see that such Inconsolable things do not happen. Humanity , by Investigation , research and effort must fulfill the destiny stamped upon the brow. To base my faith upon the postulate that somewhere at some tlmo In the universe this must bo com pensated Is an unsubstantial position , for there Is no compensation. There can bo none , except In so far as human effort can prevent the happening of such untimely occurrences. "But weep not for him. for all has ended In peace ; weep for mo and for mine , If you will ; but weep not for himfor his llfo went out upon triumphant lines. No Imperial guard over died at his post ot duty more nobly than did our hero , and I pray that his life may litlll be a hope and Inspiration to me , and not a more memory , however sweet and sacred that will always be. Weep not for him , Chant no funeral dirge. Let no minor strains of woe accompany the ( light ot his spirit. Wo will not say dust to dust and ashes to ashes , but llfo to llfo and spirit to spirit. Weep not for him , for I say his llfo has gone oat upon triumphant lines , and let dominant triumphant chords weave the harmony that would echo the night of his soul. " Great ( inllu-rlng of Natlnnnl Omtrd * . KANSAS CITY , May 28. The week of festivities In Kansas City the latter part of September will Include a grand military pa geant and tournament. If arrangements now being made are carried out faithfully the crack troops of the National guards of Mis souri , Illinois , Iowa , NeDMska , Kansas and Texas will take part , and regulars from the United States army will supplement the force as an adjunct to the turnout. Troopa from the states named have asked permission to enter Missouri , and already several gov ernors have given their ( sanction for their military to attend the festivities. THE CAitTirnttr.r. CAnA.rj.if. ChlcAgo Tribune : Rx-Congrcsaman Bryan continues to ninko frantic but futllo cttortn to catch the cyo of the public. Globe-Democrat : Senator Hill speaks about silver In the cursory and Indefinite way which Implies an Intention to wait and see which side offers the best induce * incuts to a man of his practical Instincts. Globe-Democrat : When the free rolnors are- able to explain why the price of silver has remained stationary while the price ot wheat has gene up nearly 60 per cent tn a few weeks It will bo tlnm for them to do seine more talking about the concurrent fluctuations In the value of the two articles ; but until then they will do well to keel ) etlll about that matter. New York World : Senator Hill's speech before the convention of democratic editors embodied nn admirable exposition of ab stract democratic doctrine. When ho came to deal with practical questions , Bitch for example as that of silver coinage , his efforts to stand on both sides of the fence at once Impressed his auditors with n painful sense of BpJIttlng. Senator Hill seems to be In favor of sound money on the whole , with a leaning toward free sil ver coinage if the majority so decree. Washington .Star : The free silver men think It very hard that those whom they have playfully designated ns the Shylocka and blood-suckers of Wall street should make unkind allusions to the selfish cu pidity of the silver mine owners and the ignorance of fiat money demagogues and disciples. And all the financial trimmers and compromisers are of the opinion that If the controversy has reached a point where the sensitive free silver men arc beginning to bo abused It Is tlmo for the campaign of abuse to cease. I'ornirr I'nrtnrr of eircclcy Dnmt. SING SING , May 28. General J. B. Swain died at his home in this village yesterday , aged 7C years. Ho was associated with Horace Grecley In the publication of the LOR Cabin and subsequently was employed 'under Grcoley on the staff of the Tribune. Washington Star : "Dan nm nome men , " said Uncle Kbcn. 'Mat rugnrds cb'ry change In Ue weddah us a change foh de wua. " Judge : Doting Mother Tell me , professor , Is my fan n depp student ? I'rofpfwor ( dryly ) Nona deeper , ma'am ; he's always nt the bottom. lioston Transcript : "You will have to got somebody to liluntlfy yon , " said the paying toller/'Uut that's Impossible1 ! " exclaimed , the pi-f. pnter of the check. "Since I've had thin check In my i > o scnslon I've been so proud. that my own mother wouldn't know me. " Philadelphia Record : A Frankfort ! Imnd- niustpr , In pending out the notices for a meeting , always heads them " "a toot as seinblc.1 Hnrper's rinznr : "My BOH , " said Mr. Dllllona to bis extravagant son , "nro . „ „ ' InyliiB aside nnvthliiK for a rainy ilny1" ' "Yes , fnther , " said the boy. "My pros pects. " ScTllmor's : Old Cnshly ( giving his son a check ) Now , be careful , my boy. Remem ber , a fool and his money nre soon parted. Spcndnll Cnshly Yo.s , Hlr ; nnd thank you for having obliged mo so prmptly. Cleveland Plain Dealer : Great Pugilist If he means business , If there Is nny light In him , If ho wants to fight mn here , IIP must be here on the 10th President AthlPtlc Clul > Why on the 10th ? Great 1'uslllst lieeause 1 leave here on the Sth. Atlanta Constitution : "Well , " muttered the collector , ns ho sank wparlly Into n chair nnd turned to his employer , "thero is one old pnvlntr that I can vouch for. " "What to It ? " "Tlio OUR that snys : 'You never find n , man out till you trust him. ' " Indianapolis Journal : "Sea hero , what do you mean by calling mo n free silver man In dlsKUlso ? I have always been fulr nnd open In my advocacy of thp white metal. " "Hut you nro In disguise nil the same. Why don't you let your chin whiskers glow ? " Now York Herald : She I have nn In stinctive fecllnpr that I can trust you. Ho ( passionately ) Ah , my darling , would that seine othcr.s felt that way ! Chicago Tribune : Mr ? . Blllus John. I wish you hadn't jrot your hnlr rut BO short. It mnkps the fact vpry conspicuous that one of your cars Is shorter than the other. Mr. HIIlus Yep. When you give mo a curtain lecture that's the car that gener ally gets It , you remember. A TRIHUTE. WaRhlnglon Star. "I'll miss him , " said the widow fair Who lives beside the lake ; "Knch time I nee hit ) vacant chair My heart will almost break. "Whene'pr of mnn's and pranks I rood The thought COIIIPS , sweetly snd ; 'lip wns a husband pood. Indeed ; The best I ever had. ' " bl'KUOLATWtf. Atlanta Constitution. Jim Brown ho kept a painter's shop In a llttlp country town , And worked for nil the neighborhood For many miles nround. HP u < ; p < l the door of his shop Whene'er n brush hp'd clean ; And soon It was a brilliant mess Of smears of red and green. Krstwhlle thpro came a cltv mai Who bought that pnudv 'door , For which IIP paid just fifty cents And not a nickel more , HP took that door brick to town , .With Its gorgeous hues In chunks , And sold It ns a Ilcardsley gem For peven hundred plunks. BROWNING , KING & CO. z o K 03 fP S V Ot k 0 % BROWNING , KING & CO