THE OMAHA DAILY BE * . u. no3E\VATin. EDITOU. nviwv MOIININO. TURMS 01' BUIWCJIUTIOJ * . Hoc ( Without Suml.iy ) One Yeir . I Dully Ike nnd Sunday. One Yeitr . ' Hlx Months . J ? { Thrct Months . . ; Hiimlny litt. One Year . r K HMunlny Hep. One Year . . . . . . . . . . ' * { , AV ekly IJce , One Year . w OFKICBS. Omnha , The lice Ilullillnir. . , , , . . Houlh Omnh , . . ainuMIllk. . . Corner N nml Jllh St - Council ItliifT * . 12 1'Mirt Hlreet. ClilcflRO Olllcc , J17 CMmmlwr ot < > " " " ' ' " & , New York. Hooini 13 , II nJ IS. Trtbuno W Washington , 1107 F 8lrc ( . N. W. All cnmnmnlMllnnd relnltnit to now * nml o-ll- torlnl mutter fhouM tie nildiwscdi To the l.Jllor. HL-HINIHH I.IJTTKRS. All lrti ln M Utter * an.l . remittance" ho"'l ' ' cmctri.ATiu.v. „ . tl. Tatrlmrk , iwcu-tnry of The U < re I'ufoj ll.hlnic c-inininy , Iw-lns duly w < .ni. . > " " " 1 tli ortnnl number of full nnil conU'lPle ' "n" " " ' th lUllv Murnlntr. IIvcnlnK nil " " " " " : " " I.rlnt-.l . . 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There out'ht not to be much fear that the two penitentiary appraisers selected by Dorian and Churchill will disagreeon any material point. No man can make a good Kuropoau correspondent unless he Is able to make n prediction that Is bound to come true no matter what turn affairs may take. from representative of Douglas county In the state legislature to school census enumerator Is a big jump. No liody but the lion. Jim Allan could possibly have made It. lloyd county may now Issue the bonds which were recently voted. the rlfc'ht to Issue does not Insure pur chasers. The more Important question Is , Can the bonds bo sold to advantage ? The business men who have been Rcoutlng the Idea that the Churchill Itusscll police commission bill aimed among other things at the dismissal of Fire Chief Iledell are beginning to have their eyes opened. Any close observer of the live stock receipts at this market can see at n glance why the price of meat has ad vanced. In the face of such conditions the twaddle about imaginary meat product trusts Is the height of folly. The new New York police commis sion has two members who received n military training at West I'olnt. The metropolitan police may therefore be expected soon to be at least tinged with military methods and army dls vipllne. Kansas City has been scandalized by the appointment of a wooden-legged policeman to the police force , lint a wooden-legged man could not possibly bo worse than some of the woodenheaded - headed men who pose as detectives on the Omaha police force. Only 'I.OOO Chicago democrats partici pated In the primaries that elected del onales for the .lime free silver demo cratlc convention. That doesn't look as If the democrats of the World's fall city were very frantic to join In a dec laratlon for the free anil unllmlter coinage of silver at II ! to 1. Judge Ambrose has very properly nsked Judge Dullle and Judge Keysor to sit with him In the hearing of the limuil mandamus petition. The ques tlons Involved are of extraordinary public Importance and the declsloi tUiould have all the weight which opln Ions of the several Judges can give It. What about the leaks that gave tht last Income tax decision to an enter Arising newspaper three days befon It was promulgated In the supreme court ? Will the second decision In the Uivoino tax cases reach the public h the same way ? Or will one accident o that kind bo quite sutllclent for tin present" term of court ? This week Omaha's militia companies take up the march ( or Pullman coaches for the Interstate drill at Memphis That they will come back covered will glory and medals marking their nuc CCSH may be reasonably expected. Oil of such timber may some day be hewi the nation's great warriors. Wo maj soon expect to hear of the uncondl tlonnl surrender of Memphis maidens George M. Pullman has conllde < to an Interested public his slowly forme conviction that he was much happle when ho was u poor boy earning hi living by his dally labor than now \vlie he Is worried with his millions and bin u dened with the weight of vast Interest nnd business cares. Wealth , ho says does not bring happiness. Mr. Pullma Is evidently getting ready to buy happl iiess for the rest of his days by uu loading his surplus and wlthdrawlu from the Millionaire club. HAlTnOMS IK The pernicious Interference of rail- ends with lawmaklng bodies and ourts of justice Is becoming more tla- rant anil .aggravating every year , 'he systematic corruption of the foun- itlnhcads of Justice and good govern- lent Is by no means cuiillned to the tales west of the Missouri. It Is as renounced and unscrupulous In New "ork this year as It formerly was In eiinsylvaiila during the days of 'homas A. Scott , anil It Is as bold anil ecklcss In Illinois as It has been in C.Mlisas and Nebraska. The Chicago Record of Tuesday olnts out the pernicious activity of the allroad lobby in the following fashion : Present Indications are that the nrbltra- lon bill will not become a law at tills tcsalon f the legislature. The railroad lobby has eclareil ) .iR.iltist It , nml such ( senators as Crawford , Kvans ami Humphrey , who have icon prominent In crowding forward meas- ires In the Interest of certain corporations , ave said that they did not want to ace the- ill ! ] > a 3cl ( , at least net without amendments vlilch would tle-troy Its clllcacy. he arbitration bill Is a carefully drawn measure and welt calculated to lessen the erceness and number of Industrial conflicts. Such a measure la demanded by tliR people , an the republican party of Illinois afford to ake the responsibility for Us defeat ? * There Is nu dissatisfaction with It on he part of the great mass cf employers , 'he ' only opposition conies from a few cor porations , Inlluentlal at Springfield , that are he recipients of fa arable legislation , but vant no Inquiry whatever Into their business aethoilfi and their relations with their em- loycs. There are reasons for believing , lowevcr , that the railroad lobby. In Its greed , has overreached Itself this time. The governor Is much Intere-ted In the arbltra- lon bill and wants to sec It passed. He cvl- lontly realizes that the ptospcct Is now dis couraging , and has expressed Indignation hat no measure could get through that haslet lot the approval of the railroad lobby. Those close to him say tbat because of the treat- nent accorded the arbitration bill In the nenate the governor Is much more likely to veto the Crawford bills relating to street and elevated railways and the now famous louse bill No. CIS , wlilcli ia In the Interest of the gas trust. Does It require any further cxplana- lon why socialism Is rampant In the ast and populism In the west ? What Iso could bo expected .when the tolling M'oduecrs are deprived of the opportun- ly for redress of grievances and thuscs by legall/.cd arbitration between hemselves and their employers ? TI7B SUCCKSSOn < > ! ' Wf. DUltYKA , The Hoard of ICdueatlon has chosen leorge P. Lower to 1111 the vacancy aused by the resignation of Dr. Dm1- yea. The question asked by nearly 'verybody ' who has lived In Omaha for twenty years , more or less , is who Is Jeorge'P. Lower ? We are assured Mr. Lower Is n. man In some way connected with the local press , and for aught we { now ho Is well qualltled for a place on the school board. At least , nobody so far knows anything to the contrary. It would seem , however , that the selec tion of u man who Is known but to very few people and whose Illness or unlHuess Is an unknowable quantity is hardly justifiable , In view of the capacity and standing of his prede cessor. Dr. Duryca was a man of high culture and great breadth of In formation. He was really without a _ ieer In the school board. He had not only a local , but a national reputation , iml while the board could not have filled his place whh a man of equal ability and forcefnlness it should at least have endeavored to Hud a man who had occupied some Important posi tion In public life or was identified In some way with the growth of the city and development of her educational institutions. It may bo humiliating to say so , but it is true , that the llrst Uoard of Education Omaha ever had , when the population of this city was less than iiO.OOO , was Incomparably superior to the present board in culture , character and business standing. The board of High school regents which preceded - ceded ( hat board had among its mem bership Alvln Saunders , George It. Lake , ICleazer Wakeley , Augustus Kountz'o , George W. Frost and others of equal standing In the front rank of our best citizenship. It would certainly seem that a city of live or six times the population of the Omaha of 1870 should aim to be as well represented In her school manage ment. A MISIKAIlXn ASSRHTlOtf , One of the assertions of the free sll verltes Is that as long as the mints of the world remained open to the free coinage of both metals silver and gold maintained a substantial parity. What Is Implied in this Is that under the con ditions stated the two metals circulated side by side , an Implication that Is wholly misleading. As a matter of fact , the history pf the coinage In dif ferent countries proves that In no country whatever did gold and silvei ever circulate together at a llxed legal ratio , but they alternately drove each other out of circulation , as one or the other was overrated or underrated by the llxed legal ratio. This has been the experience of the United States , as of all other countries We undervalued gold when we openei1 the mint In 1702 , and we had practl cally a silver currency until 1S.4 ! , when wo chanced our ratio of 15 of silver ti 1 of uold ami made 1 ounce of gold worth Hi of silver. This change under' valued silver and drove It out , and WL had an actual gold currency for manj years thereafter , Indeed , practical ! } down to 1S7II. In 1851 , up to whlcl ( time we permitted universal coinage for the account of Individual owners of bullion , It was provided that ( hi amount of pure silver In the subsidlar } coin thereafter minted should be re Is duced , and Its coinage was restricted This was necessary to keep the silvei at home and In circulation , and was the llrst Instance of demonetization am coinage limitation In our history Notwithstanding the fact that the small silver of the country was. full legal tender up to this time 1851 , It went out of the country nearl } as fast as It Issued from the mints Gold having been made the cheapei money , at the ratio of 1(1 ( to 1 , the sll vor was exported for prollt , anil It was this that constrained congress to tie monetize the silver coin we had Ii common use by debasing Its weight and limiting Its legal tender function , lleforo this legislation silver had so entirely disappeared from circulation that It was very dllllctilt to make small change , even by the use of foreign coins. Hays a writer of unquestionable authority : "In lS.T-1 we found that we were using merchants' tokens , omnibus tickets and postage stamps for change , the small premium on silver , compared with gold , causing all small coins to be melted down and sold. " These Indisputable facts In our cur rency history are studiously Ignored by the advocates of the free and unlimited conlage of silver , because they are fatal to their scheme. They prove the operation of an Immutable law under which two moneys of different market bin having ( lie same legal tender value cannot circulate unlimited in quanti ties : side by side , but thu cheaper will always drive ( lie dearer out. Thus If we had the free and unlimited coinage of silver at a It ! to 1 ratio , when the market price of silver Is but little more than HO cents In gold , nothing Is more certain than that the effect would be to drive out of circulation every dollar In gold , contracting the currency to hut extent and bringing about , as a eccssary and inevitable consequence , imndal panic and business disaster lore destructive than this nation has ver experienced. In such a calamity he debtor class , for whom the free ilverites profess so great a solicitude , vould suffer equally with the creditor lass , and perhaps even more severely , ilncp for the most part they are less ihle to bear the damaging effects of ucli a , crlsts. j LAW IX TIMK OF PKACE. The 1 decision of tlu > supreme court In hi Sayro case Is a iiotlllcallon lo all orsons who enter the military or naval J crvlcc of thu United States in any ca- taclty ! that liy going Into such service ll1hi hey relinquish tht'ir right to those con stitutional guarantees of civil liberty vliicli the ordinary citizen Is entitled to lalin. Under the early amendments to ho constitution tlio federal government s prohibited from denying any person iccused ' of crime a fail1 and impar- lal trial by jury with the assistance of 'oitnsol and the compulsory attendance > f witnesses. No person can be deprived if liberty or property except by due mieoss of law after the forms that vere introduced into tills country with tlio system of Knglish jurisprudence. Those guarantees , however , wore lever read as applying to those In tlio nilitnry and naval forces of the country , i'lio same constitution which contains hem makes the president coninuiiulor- n-chlef of the army and navy of the United States and of the militia of the several stales when called into actual service of the United States , and in their discipline lie la subject only to the power of congress to make rules 'or the government and regulation of Hie land and naval forces. Krom time mmemorial soldiers and sailors have been subject to summary trial and punishment for offenses against the military code without Intervention of thi > civil courts. Tlio courts have al ways recognized trial by cotirt-marllal : ) f all directly subject to military or- ilers , both in time of war and in time : > f peace. They have ventured to inter fere so far as to deline the conditions when martial law may be applied to persons not enrolled in the army and navy. In the case Just adjudicated the judge of the lower court had held that a clerk to a paymaster In the Norfolk navy yard charged with misappropri ating money was beyond the Jurisdic tion of the court-marllal. In reversing this ruling the supreme court strength ens the hands of the military and naval authorities and empowers them to pro ceed by court-martial against all o ( Tenders whatsoever who are subject to the army and navy regulations. iiirnuvKn FOKKICIS CIIKDIT. Throe months ago the foreign credit of this country had reached the lowest point in many years. Nearly all Amer ican securities were held In distrust and the general disposition among for eign Investors was to unload them. There Is no exact dntu ns to the value of such securities that were relumed to this country during the two years of IS ! ) ! ! and 1804 , when distrust of them abroad was greatest , but It Is estimated at from .fLT.O.OOO.OOO to i00- ; ! , 000,000. Whatever the amount the re If alization upon these Investments caused a heavy drain upon our gold resources , the net export of that metal In three years amounting to ? 2-17,000,000 , not withstanding the fact that during this period the balance of trade was In our favor to a much larger amount. Undei these conditions It was Impossible that the government credit could escape some Impairment , as was shown when it negotiated tlio loan of last Febru ary and was compelled to pay n hlghei rate of Interest than for the loans of the preceding year. Hut once or twiceer before lit our History wns the country confronted with so serious a flimm'ia situation as lliat which had beei reached when the last sale of bonds was made. The action of the administration Ir It that transaction was vigorously con demned , but there are probably few now who will not concede that It ha been justlllod by results. Ilowovet hard for the government the bargain appeared to be at the time It was made , It is now apparent that the belie In Us derived from It in the support It gave to the credit of the country am' the en'ect It had upon the restoration of confidence greatly overbalance the gains of those who took the bonds. It unnecessary now to consider what might have taken place had the treas ury boon left without the protection a to which this loan afforded , but surely no one with any practical idea of llnancla atTalrs will question that the results manifestly due to It art ) highly satis factory. The confidence- created Is still maintained and although the rev enue of the government still runs be low expenditures and the deficit stead lly grows there Is In no quarter an } feeling of apprehension or distrust. The Improvement In our forelgi credit Is shown by the Increased do maud for our securities. It Is statei it within , tha last nine weeks Amer- can wcurllj jjo the value of $ < ) ( SdoO- XXI have been placed upon the London ml eontlncMtnrMiinrkcls. besides which he loan syiidlcutp hold here about $11.- JOO.OW ( if tlii- new -I per cent bonds ivallable tti ? smpment should the for- Ign exchangcsrso require. This Is most loteworthy ijjrtJenco | of the change of ecllnj : toward us on the part of for- Ign Investors "and It promises a greater low of KufifpMin ' capital to. this conn- ry In the Imt'riodlate future , If public entlment fiVKv.shall be found favor- ihle lo the 'maintenance of a sound mil stable moiiPtary system. Ilusy men and women must have re- pile and diversion from business and lomcstic cares. What can be more tleasniable ami refreshing than the po- nsal of a short story written by such n author as the Duchess , whose high lass ( letIon Is read by tens of tiiou- ands of American readers. "Storm Driven , " now current In The HOP , as vlll be readily discerned , was written > y a master hand. It Is the best that uimey can buy and Its appreciation by ntelllgent readers cannot be ques- loncd. The Hoc has gone to consider- iblo expense In providing a short story for every edition. Thursday , the Dili , vlll be presented the opening chapter of a capital prize detective story by U'thur Morrison , "Tho Case of Laker , Vbsconded. " This story Is full of dra- natlc incident and Is of thrilling Inter est , giving the reader a clear Insight nto the methods of Scotland Yard de- ectlves in their pursuit of criminals. It will form a distinctive feature of The Dally Hoe. The assurance should go out to every indent and trustworthy policeman and Ircman that ns long ns he attends strictly to his business , steers clear of corrupt practices , sectarian contention mil machine politics he will bo pro tected by competent authority. The lest sentiment of this city will support his proposition and any man or set of lien who disregard it must sooner or ater come to grief. Good order , life and property must bo preserved and olllcers whoso duty it Is to protect these vital interests must bo given the po.sl- live assurance that they can hold their positions only by strict attention to uisliiess , ! > e they Catholics , Protestants or disbelievers in any creed. There are two Presbyterian colleges In Nebraska ! The church authorities ire now considering a proposition to I consolidate them and locate the greater Institution In Omaha. The wisdom of such action must be manifest to the majority of members of that great do- nomination. The mere fact of location In the metropolis of the state would at tract students , wlille the success thus attained would lead to a stronger fac ulty and more substantial support ot the church and of philanthropists who may see lit to endow a growing educa tional Institution. The bonilsmo.ii'.wC Taylor , i the de camped ex-treasurer of South Dakota , arc greatly interested In seeing hos tile bondsmen of ex-Treasurer Hill of Nebraska fare at the hands of the su- promo court. They will be going through a similar experience as soon as the proceedings to recover Indem nity for public Hindu embezzled by Tayc lo1 come to a head. The passenger rate war on business between > the Missouri river and Denver is n trlllo premature to suit the pur poses of mountain resort keepers who have thin air and pure water to sell , Thirty days hence a 57 rate to the mountains would mean an immense in crease of revenues to these fortunate caterers to wandering tourists. Jlrltltlt lirnliu. Cilulx'-Democrnt. still ImH n genius for blundering m dealing with American affairs. llilncx < iniiliic Our WHJ- . Detroit Pico Press. The Monroe doctrine still exists , Inbor Is Is being better paid , the farmers nre san- KUlne of n good ITOJI year , calamity howlers ar losing their voices , confidence Is strengthened , capital Is coming out of re tirement and the future Is inviting ; yet the hot-house financier Insists upon meas uring values with his six-foot yardstick. Mcliincholy New * for .linguist ) , Kansas City Star. Senator Morgan and other JIngolsta will be excessively pained by the Intelligence thnt the llrltlsh have evacuated Corlnto. Indeed , It would not surprise the senator the entire Hrltlsh lleet were suddenly to appear In Mobile buy and throw shcll.i Into Alabama. These Hrltons nre not to be trusted In their mail desire for conquest. Improvml irrulatlon. Minneapolis Tribune. The circulation of money In the United States Increased more than J13.CWO.OOO during the month of April. This money was brought out of Its hiding places by the growth of confidence. It does not require free sliver coinage to Increase the volume of money In circulation. It requires simply the conllilcnce Inspired by honest standards and honest methods. Cnrlntu Incident Closed. fit. Paul I'loneer-Prosi. The British tleet has llftod Its blockade of Corlnto and the thunder cloud that hov ered over Nicaragua has passed harmlessly away. It Is said tbnt the ready acceptance by Great Drltaln of the proffered guarantee of San Salvador Iras 'promoted by the good oltlci's of our government. It Is quite likely that the Indignant tUrlctures of the Amer ican press upon .thB aggressive and domi neering attitude of England In the affair may have quite as much to do with it. Thu Incident Is elo.sei ! , ' hnt It has left behind a new conception In the public mind of America of Its duties toward Its sister re publics. . 1'oor I.rt'4 SjSrliiR IVvcr. rHlcrJfiO I'ost nut In the sprlAc" the Indian's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of looting agency stores and pumping' lead Into the white population. The .ft-vored red man stuffs himself with VKWOUS ( solution of tacks sulphuric acid and goes out with an ear nest ilealre to mtke * Jilmself persona non grata to his neighbors. The papers this morning wore foil 'of the tuyety of the noble red man In-various corners of thu west. It would pa } ' 'the ' government once a year to load th ? lyvwrvatlon with sarsaparilla - parilla and Iron. At present the aboriginal spring fever Is allowed to run Its course until drastic measures arc required , serl then It Is abated by allopathic doses of lead , hypodermic-ally ndmlnlsiured. This Is sure cure for the fever , hut It Is ruinlous the constitution of the patient. - .i.ivj.tr iu.it. Ilebran Journal : The woman' * edition of The Omaha Ilee Is a creditable Issue. Wayn ? Democrat : The ladles of Omaha edited The Use \Wlneiday. . and a rattling gcod paper they made of It , too. Unite Gazette : The vromnn' * ullllon of The Omaha lice Wednesday last was a hummer , and reflected great credit upon the ladloi who got it out. Campbell Priss : The ladles of 'Omaha pub lished The Ilee on May d.iy. It wjs nn extra large edition and auier \ \ that the women of Omaha should justly feel proud of. Tllihn Citizen : The May day edition of The Onnha Dally Dee. edited by the women of Hint city , Is a credit to the s x and makes the woman hater's heart quaUo with fear at the advance she has made In literature as well ns other callings. Arlington Times : The edlllon of The Omnlia Iee ) on May 1 was edited by the ladles In the Interest cf the I'r , sytcrian hospital of that city. It was a twenty-elght-iuge | > ni > er and is one of the best editions gotten out this year. All honor to the ladles of Omaha. Loup City Times : The May Day Hee was n hummer of twenty-eight pages nnd was nbly edited by the women folk of Omaha and Nebraska. The Income from the publi cation , which was rurnethliiK like $2,000. go's to support the I'rcsbytcrltin hospital o ( Omahn. Table Ilcck Arsus : The May 1 Issue of The Omaha Dee was gotUn out by the ladles of the city and state , to whom It vas a credit. H was composed of twenty-eight pages of Interesting matter. The profits of i i the Issue , about $2,000 , go to the Presbyterian I hospital. Nebraska City Press : The May day edl- tlon of The Omaha Ileo was a work of literary art seldom accomplished except nfter years of study and hard labor. The work was n credit tu the editorial staff of ladles who had the work In charg ? nnd was a credit to Omaha and to The Dec. Uroken Dow Chief : The May day Issue of The Omaha Dally Dee was strictly a woman's edition , being gotten out by the women of Omaha , nnd was nbly edited. It contained twenty-eight pages nnd was well filled with choice matter nnd communications from all over the universe. It Is a credit to the women who had the work In charge. Kullcrton Journal : The May day number of The Omaha Hee was a great Issue be cause It was edited wholly by the ladles. We notlcFd an able article In the medical de partment from Fullerton's lady M. I ) . , Miss Dora Judklns. Wo noticed also that the literary department was under the able man agement of Mrs. Judge Keysor ot Omaha and was par excellence. Wlsner Chronicle : The woman's May day edition of The Omaha Dee was as pretty as a new spring bonnet nnd as full of good things as the pies our mothers used to mnke. It could not be otherwise when the brightest and best of Omaha's cultured and vivacious \\Miicn united their genius and energy with the exccllc-nt facilities afforded by The Dee for special journalistic enterprises. Edgar I'ost : The woman's edition of The Omaha Ilee , a twenty-eight page paper , was Issued Wednesday. Krom first page to last It wus exclusively the work of women , and the work is probably as well done as If it had been performed by men , but still It Is different. For Instance , no man would have written the scare head "Two Persons Kntally Shot , " for a criminal sensation , but still It tells the story. Women are women , even though they nre new women. After glancing ever the various departments , In which almost every conceivable subject Is treated , we are more than ever of the opinion that the poet was right when he sang : More human , more divine than we , In truth hnlf human , half divine , Is woman when thu good star * agree To temper with their beams benign The hour of her nativity. Omaha Commercial Exhibit : The May Day Dee , exclusively the product of the pns and brains ot Nebraska women , was Issued last Wednesday. The paper contained twenty- eight pages and in matter of news In all the different departments was par excellence. The excellent commercial and financial re ports particularly claim tre attention of the commercial world. The well known facilities of The Dee In securing this class of news enabled the- ladles to Issue a p.iper that would be a credit to any metropolitan dully. The proceeds I realized from the enterprise prom ise I to bo veil over $2,000 when all the collections - lections 1 are In and will be donated to the Presbyterian hospital of this city. Mr. Rosewater - water Is to be commended for his generosity and his confidence in the ability of Nebraska women to maintain the standard of his great dally newspaper. v.j , IA'Titrxas. . Monday's fal ! In Ice will not reduce the bill on the 1st Prom a surgical view point the hall storm was a panelcss operation. Just how much of the Income tax will sur vive the present surgical operation hinges on the nerve of Jackson. Experts calculate- that It costs $443 to save a soul In Chicago. New York and St. Louis express the belief that the Irult Is not worth the price. Ho who entertains a doubt on the question of silver as sound money should remove the cotton from his cars nnJ list to the ore- wrought breathings here and there. Senator Morgan of Alabama Is described by a contemporary ns a military "chief whoso accurate and deadly discharge of tobacco juice filled the Paris tribunal with dismay. " Hereafter hall stories , no matter from what quarter , will receive respectful consideration. There Is no further necessity for bringing In oral evidence In support of their truthfulness. Tlio figure of Justice on the court house got several hard hall raps In the back of the neck , but they did not rattle the scales. That sedate galvanized gal survive ! harder knocks from bolow. The grave of Lincoln has passed Into the control of the state of Illinois. The change It Is hoped will put an end to the scandals and neglect which have shocked every patri otic American. Two Chicago clergymen , Ilcv. Herman P. Hegncr and Hev. U. S. Kennedy , have been appointed garbage box Inspectors In that city. They have taken their appointment seriously and are putting a great deal of ethical Im pulse Into their work. The Lord tompereth the wind to the shorn lamb. A hailstone weighing an ounce Is said to have hit Judge Cooley's cheek yestcrJny and the contact flattened It to the proportions of a ho ? cake. It loll to the pavement crushed Into a th oil. ? and fragments. The assistant secretary of the Interior has decided that the word " " "elbow" tn the pen sion act of August I , 1S8C , was meant In a conventional rather than a technical sense. He has probably noticed that "a full hand" Is frequently the signal for "three fingers. " Pennsylvania mos.'backs dislike the growing popularity of the bicycle and have procured the passage of a law requiring riders to pay tolls at toll gates. The current claim that Pcnnsylvanft Is a progressive state lacks the essential elements of truth. Missouri can dis tance It , afoot or awheel. The New York legislature evinces a dispo sition to encourage reform , provided It boars a party branj. Hut tbo mugwump article of fends the nostrils of legislative reformers. Last week a bUl was Introduced In the us.-em- bly and almost unanimously agreed to prohib iting the employment by any civil bervlee commissioner of a former employe or a blooj relation. The bill Is aimed at Hon. Lawrence Godkln , who recently transferred his sporting reporter to a city job at $10 a day. Chauncey M. Depew wears his three score year. ) and one as lightly as "the flutter of an angel's wing , " and cn the occasion of birthday all his countrymen and country women. In spirit And Intent , gather round him , bounding melodious reeds of congratula tion. As thu most popular of brilliant men and the most brilliant of popular men , as u consistent professor of optimum and bon homie , and the inn.it apt anil felicitous after- dinner speaker authentically known , ho is well entillcd to these felicitations. Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report A l'HK.S.1 fO.1l.WK.Vr. Sioux City Tribune : On HIP whole , the signs of the times are nboiit all th.it could lie desired , nnJ nil that Is nroloJ to put the country In a whirl of btisliioj tactivlty Is for each one lo put tils shoulder to tlio wheel with confidence In hlnwclf , and with confi dence In the strength of the business situa tion. tion.Des Des Moinej Leader : There icciii * some confusion as to the recent decision nf Judge House at Clinton that a mortgage took prece dence of tl.o mulct as lien upon premises where liquor Is sold. Some have applied It to all mortgages on the property. This does not nppoar to bd the true reading. The priority Is only as to such mortgages as wore of i coord before the lien ot the mulct attached. Hut even under thli reading the decision practi cally repudiates the doctrine that the mulct In a tax , not n license , for If a tax It would take precedence of the mortgage no matter when the latter were llled. Sioux City Journal : The commission sent from Iowa to locale a position of the Iowa troopa engaged In that battle In Tennessee found It impossible to perform thu task In the two days nlottcd them , and recommends. the appointment of nnollitr conuiilvlnn to do It. Certainly It Is Important that the work should In ) well done since It Is to be done but once , and as the commis sion says , It can be bolter done after the preliminary work of Improving the Shlloh national pirk has bsen commenced. Iowa has great Interest In Shlloh nnd Iowa soldiers should unite In demanding lhat tlio state be pro ; erly represented In the proposed park. Iowa State Capital : The ruling of Judge Shlras to the effect that the letters concern- f" } Ing . . ' the condition of the- Union Savings and Dulldlng 1 association , for the mailing of which Hlchmond and the others were Indicted , were not nomiiallnble , cannot be much of a sur prise to people who have paid attention to the matter. Indeed , there was considerable surprise that they were suppose ! to warrant a pioseciitlon for ik lng the malls for the pur pose of fraud. One might almost think that Richmond had had himself Indicted In the federal ' court because of the moral effect that | his ' : acquittal there would , have on his trial here. Hut the offense for which he Is hold in this . county l. of quite n different character. Ho Is charged hero with embezzlement , an offense of which the federal court could take no cognizance ; and the ruling ut Council Dluffs In no manner affects the prosecution here. Philadelphia Record : Hobson-What < lo yon Mime < ien dog's pants are tnnilo of ? K " ° f II sort ° f vcry Ilsht Iloslon Transcript : There Is many an amiable young gentleman who Hatters him self that he Is n devil of a follow simply because lie goes about with a cloven breath. Scrlbner's : "In my business , lady. It's Impossible ' to got ' n day's work. " "You don't say ! What's your business ? " "I'm u night watchman. " Washington Star : "Have you had that printing done in which we refer to the sil ver tones of the tenor ? " ooked the man ager of the opera company. ' 'Npt yet , " replied the tigi-nt. "Well , have them put that llnp in the biggest type they can gat. We nlay D2n- ver week after next. " Washington Star : "Money talks , " said the conlldent man. "YfH , " replied the melancholy citizen. ' ' 'Hut when It's conversing with n poor rela tion It usually talks In n , whisper.1' Indianapolis Journal : "You say that the desperadoes " came In nnd cleaned out the town ? "Yes ; nnd now the town people nre out scouring the country. " New York Herald : Mason Why does Jnson prefer taking a walk on Fifth avenue on .Sunday morning1 to going to church ? I'ayson Ho says he likes to rend sermons In clones rather than to listen to sermons from sticks. Yonker's Statesman : Editor Well , did you Interview Mis. Twaddle of the Woman's HlghN club ? Picporler I . aw her. and she had nothing to sny. Editor Well , squeeze It down Into a column ; we're crowded to day. Somrrvllle Journal : Mrs. Wiggles That little Watkyns boy was over here playing with the children today , nnd he had four different kinds of buttons on his coat. Mr. Wiggles Yes ; bis father takes up the contribution at the church. THAT r > I3AU OLD COAT. | . Cleveland 1'l.iln Dealer. Ho thought him to economize. As days wen- getting longer , And nurtured by the soft blue skies , The sun was getting stronger ; So with a good Intent he took With manner staid nnd sober- That old seersucker from the hook That held It since October. "I'll put It on. " he muttfred , rash. " ' 'Twill save at least two dollars ; Then I will spend the added cash For linen cuffs nnd collars ; That | coat climbed up his shoulders , high lint ftlll h did not s-corn It- Till "See Hill" rang tlio newsboy's cry , "Da wings upon dat hornet ! " 31.11' . Ladle * ' Home Journal , "Now , who art thou. my dainty maid ? " " ' "I'm April's sister , sir , " she paid ; Then smiled so heavenly sweet. And making me a courtesy fine , She dropped nn armful of sunshine 1 tight down about my feet. Her blush was like the apple-blow : Her eyes like violets thnt grow Hesldtf the meadow stream. O , buttercups alone would dare To match the bright gold of her hair , And all the air did seem nidi freighted with her fragrant breath. Now , surely , happy nature salth : " "Thrice welcome , maiden May. " .n * / ; ; > n/cronus , Philadelphia Press ; Secretary Morton l.i perpetually Hushing and fl.mhlng on the country some Email reforms In his depart ment , but the Important work In his handi , the collection of crop sUtlstlcs , ho cither cannot or will not Improve. The work Ii worse don ? with every half year , and the re ports on crops were never so discredited as In the past twelve months In which Secretary Morton has been blowing- his tin trumpet re forms. Itecord : The fact lhat Secre tary of Agriculture J. Sterling Morton Is not "going to sped" In hU determination to re form the lax customs ot his department Is demonstrated in his continual refusal to waste the public moneys on jeed for rail-fixing congressmen. Armed with nn eplnlon from Attorney rifiioral olnoy , Secretary Morton will retuso to squander over $100.000 In need less seeds. This stand ngalnst extravagant mil unsystematic federal paternalism I * ns praiseworthy as his sliind on the propo.vd federal extirpation of thistles and bugs la various localities of thunion. . Secretary Mor ton Is not. In Its perverted seiuo , either a " hayseed" or a humbug. ( Irovrr'A ( K'I ! Mliuiililcr. ChlcnKU Hecord. of Apparently Mr. W. J. Dryan has no Idea continuing his pause for n reply nny Opening Chapter Thursday. "ChfoolclesofMaftioHewilt ! TlieCaMLaWtaoded,11 , CAPITAL PRIZE DETECTIVE STORK , Thursday The Boo will present the in itial chapter of this short serial story by Arthur Morrison. Laker was the collection clerk of a great London bank. In the course of a busy day he had on his rounds collected /15,000and suddenly disappeared. Detec tives were at once put upon the case. The story is a graphic" account of the suc cessive steps taken by the trained sleuths looking to the detec tion of the crime , in which they were em inently successful. It is full of dramatic incident and gives the reader a clear insight into the methods of Scotland Yard detectives in their pursuit of criminals. A Story of Thrilling interest , Begins Thursday , Jllay 9. Cutting Prices on SUSPENDERS During a recent trip to Chicago we purchased from Wilson Bros. , the world renowned man ufacturers , about fifty dozen suspenders at a price , to close out the lot , tint en ables us to sell them at an average of SOG a pair , We won't sell any till Thursday. They'll be displayed in our 15th street window all day Wednesday and sold Thursday , or as long as they last , at 500 a pair. There isn't a suspen der in the whole fifty dozen but that we could sell for 75c and most of them are worth $1.50. There are French Kid ends , Cantab ends , Elastic Web ends , patent buckles , some suspenders em broidered , others plain ; striped , figured and all colors. There never was a better suspender made than these Wilson Bros , standard goods , worth up to $1.50 , to go 'M on sale Thursday at SOG a pair. We announce this in plenty of time so that you can be on hand to get first choice at the $1.50 suspenders fet Sta.'M Reliable Clotlilcrd , S.\V. 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