'TliE ' OMAHA SUNDAY BEfc u. nosmvATKii , it > rro . ruziMfitir ) > uvunv MOHNIKO. ot * Bi'uscnirnoN. inllr l\cf \ ( Without Hun-liiy ) On'ent I * JJnlly H.-O nml Sunday , One Year J J Klx Minlhn ' ? { , Tliri > e Months ; , Huni'iD- ! o , One Ywir f , . : rniunlay II v , One Ynir * [ IV \Vnl.ly ! > > . On * Year w OFl'IUKS. 1'mnlia. The T > IJiiiMlnif. _ Ijutli Oitmlm. tSlntvr Itll : . , Cirnfr ami 2IU > Bl . . rnuncil Jllitrm. 12 IVurl Htreol. HI. f.KO Olllop. 3IT Clinml'-r nt C. ( > \v Yorl : . Jtyotna 1J. II oti'l ' . Tr'l une BUS. , - unlilnglonVC V tHtl , N. Vi. COIlURSroNDBNCB. All commtinlr-nllnns n-lnllnt ! I" "T".1. ' , } . ? ; i' jrlal niattur ch'.iiH ' l * > inUn-rt * " ! : fu Uic Ivlllor. lirslNlISS lAlTTBIW. All biifliifsl.'tlfrn . nml inmlllnncM dlimill b BTATKMKNT or cnwui.ATioN. Ooorno II. TufPhuch. rrnnaty of Ti ! - lw ! ' - IMiln * r..ir.piny. l > eln * July sworn. i > Hm Ilic nrtunl mimN-r of full nn.l rnrnpM" < ; nP' ' " * tin- Dally MoinliiR. i\Miln : * nml Hunilny ! . M-lnto.1 .luring the montli of Tebruury , ISwus i. . follow * : . | . 9.M 4 21.1 M f , & ) .OI2 f U.MI 7 19.MJ . . . 11."ft 8 1J.WJ u n.ao 21. ' . ' . ' . ' ! . ' . ' ! . ! ! ! ' . . in in 10 Sfl.fiM I'l I" . < ? ' n io.r.ivi J2 I'l.Sl'i ' SB ! ! Totnl ' Ics. di-iliicfionii 'fur unsold nml rctinn l Not i-ilM r''i'-i ? ' ? J5nlly nvcingo u.iui Sunday. ononcin II. TWMITTPK. Sworn I" licforo inp nnrl milwhlicJ In my Iirci- _ . . . . . n.i. , . * > , i u.i ) ° f Mfircti I' ' ' ' ' ! . 'N'"jr Kru , ; Nctnry Public. The way to discontinue a recelvernhlp have lht > properly ordered to n judicial Rale. Spring ! s no longer lingering In any one's lap. Slip lias grown quite large enough to walk by herself. Kvor.vlmdy firmly lu-lli'Ven In tlio Mon- toi * iloi'trliRbut tlicn * Is ronslilcralilo cu of opinion us to just wlitit thu Jlonroo iloi'trlno calls for. Vice President Stevenson will remain In Illinois tliroiiKh tlie summer. lie < lee * not want to run the risk of taken for a Well , If we can't have an Interesting Riltialilile between ( Sreat Itrltaln ami NIcaraKiiu , why not another revolution In ono of the republics further south ? Just wait till the civil service com mission Is ivornaiiii'.eil on a democratic basis and we will lie given an Illustra i- tion of what democratic civil service re form consists in. New York's new census giving the liietropolls some l.SOO.OOO Inhabitants does not come up to the previously formed expectations. New York's opin ion of herself has grown faster than she has. Secretary Carlisle will feel happier now that he can wield the decapitation ax In the Treasury department without HO much fear of encountering unpleas ant protests at the hands of the civil service commission. If the man of Omaha observes all the "don'ts" that were directed at him In the great woman's edition of The Ilee lie will approximate the condition of a saint long before he Is ready to present himself as an applicant for admission to heaven. An Item Is going the rounds of the press to the effect that ex-Congressman Hland has on his farm in Missouri ri.OiX ) Ben Davis apple trees , which yleliV about live bushels of apples each an nually. It ought not to take Silver llland long to switch over to the free nml unlimited coinage of Hen Davis apples. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ If the school house Janitors can make ; slates to lill places on the Hoard of Mil- ' iication what objection can ( here be lethe the court bailiffs dictating tlie nomina tions of the district Judges ? The tail has been wagging the dog so long in Omaha that any and all demurrers on this score must be dismissed as wholly incompetent , Irrelevant , immaterial and tending. The democrats of Tennessee have com pleted the final formality In the process of stealing the governorship of that .state. There never was any question but that the republican candidate , II. Clay Mvans , was legally elected and en titled to the gubernatorial seat. A lire tiarefaeed outrage upon tlie rights of the people was never perpetrated In any stale , even In tlie height of reconstruc tion times. The season of college oratory Is again ( upon us and the nineteenth century Demosthenes Is abroad In all parts of the land. These oratorical contests , however , are conducted In all serious ness and there Is no question hut that they stimulate the youth to cultivate his talent for public speaking. The rivalry between the competing educational Insti tutions Is the result of a laudable ambi tion to carry olT distinction and trophies for the alma mater , which shares heMs u glory of the Individual contestant. 'TIs pity that college rivalry does not mani fest Itself more In trials of Intellectual strength. The old cry that the taxpayer won't : feel it Is again being urged In the Hill case as a reason why the state should be made to stand the entire loss of the Capital National bank failure. The Idea Is ( hat If the bondsmen of the ex-treas urer have to make good ( he sums for ' which they became sureties some of them will be greatly embarrassed , while If the burden Is shifted over onto the taxpayers of alt Nebraska the sum each will have to pay will be comparatively u Inslgnlllcaiit. The fallacy of such argu ment has been repeatedly exposed nIn these columna. The question Is not whether the taxpayers feel a particular part of the burden , but whether they feel It when added to all their other i compulsory payments. The law should not be Influenced by considerations of hardship. The question Is ono of Justice placing ( ha loss where It rightfully be- ( TIIK Ain'AXOK fV IIV10W3. A dispatch from YouiigHtown , 0. . an nounces nu advance In wages nt the blast furnaces of the Mahoitlng and .Shonango valleys. This , It In said. Is In compliance with .111 ntcrcenii'itt tliat wr.ges would bo restored to the former stnndard as soon ns tlio tlnii's warranted - ranted , so that Ilio nniioiiiicoiin'iit of an advance niiiat bu tnkoii as n 3tiriiuco ( lint tlio blast fnrnncc owners aru . nt- Islloil that It Is JiiHlllli'it by ( he condi tion of busliiysH and the outlonU. Thin U 0110 of a nnnibtr of advanei'.s In many of them voluntary on tin- part of employer. ' ! , wlileh have bwn made within the past two months. The movement started with the l..OOO eel e workers In Pennsylvania , whose wanes Increased by 1. per cent. Then eame the restoration of the wajn-s of one year IIKO to nenrly 100.000 ojiera- lives In the New Midland cotton mills and Increased paynionts to nearly as many more employes In other Indus tries. Although In some .cases thu ad vance was brought about by the de mand of employes , the advancement of wanes Is none the lesu an evidence * of Improved business conditions anil of the eonlldenco of employers that these conditions are likely to continue. \Vhllc In most cases the advance has not been very Kreat , yet In the ir-wri- xatc It means an enormous increase in the purchasing ability of the people. The average number of employes In the maiiufaclnrliiK Industries may be ronclily estimated at about . " ,000,00ff , so that an average Increase per capita in I heir wanes of only 50 cents a week would Increase their purchasing ability weeKTy . .oOO.OOO , or ? iH ; 1,000,000 a year , but It is probable that the HKjjro- Kate. Is xrcatur than this and that ( he advance In wafes throughout ( he coun try means an addition to the earnings of ( he people of not less than $ ir > 0,000- 000. As to most of ( hem this Increased Income will all be spent in supplying requirements which they had to } ? et without during thu time of de pression , when they were cither Idle , but partly employed , and working for small wages , and the good effects of this expenditure will bo felt 111 every department of business. As the Ameri can wa e-earner's dollar has a greater piirchiislng power today than over be fore the working people of this country ought , so long as the existing condi tions continue , to have more of the necessaries and comforts of life and enjoy u higher measure of prosperity tlntii at almost any other period lii the country's history. With full employment at better wages and every dollar earned possessIng - Ing a purchasing power greater than at any previous time , taking into account all the necessaries , U Is Impossible to believe that any large proportion of tin ; Falun-Ing men of America will array themselves with these who advocate a currency policy which would debase the money of the people nml bring on a disastrous financial and business ills- furlmnce. The dollar which tlie work- li'gnmn now receives for Ills labor Is worth 100 cents. It doesn't matter what form it is In It will buy as much of what Its possessor needs as If It were gold. That Is the sort of dollar the wage-earners of America want , and to give them one of Inferior value , a dollar lar of less purchasing power , as The free silver advocates propose to do. would be to rob them. Labor is entitled - titled to be paid In the best of money and whoever would pay It In nn.v other Is Its enemy. There ought to be no doiiTit that the intelligent worklngnien of America will Insist upon the main tenance of that monetary standard which assures them an honest dollar in return for their labor a dollar that Is at. a parity with gold , whether It beef of sliver or paper , In Its purchasing power , nniTisn JMASTIXO. The self-satlslled tone of the London press Indicates that the English people are highly pleased with the result of their government's treatment of the helpless little republic of Nicaragua. It appears , however , that their gratlllca tlon is not wholly over the fact that a feeble country yielded to the demand of the greatest naval power of the world , for there is no glory in such a triumph , but Is In part , and perhaps most largely , derived'from the belief that In cornice tlon with this matter the United has been taught n lesson.VHIi this Idea In mind It Is pretty broadly inti mated by one Journal that the lesson conveyed Is that this country's assumeil position of arbitrator in controversies between the smaller American states and Kurope will not be countenanced 01 tolerated by Kuropean powers , or at any rate by Kngland , and then It Is boastfully and untruthfully declared hat "Kngland has never played the part of a bully and never will , but she must Io ) careful to see that her good nature Is not too much presumed upon. ' Another journal proclaims that If Xic aragua has played false "We will not occupy but wipe Corinto on" the mai and other places with II. " Perhaps thesi papers do not accurately voice the geu eral sentiment of Hugllshmen , but tin fair presumption Is that they speak foi large proportion 01' the Kngllsh people It Is ( he nmnlfest'alioii of this ab surdly boastful and self-sullleieut splrli which engenders In this country a feel Ing of hostility toward Kngland am gives excuse Tor such expressions ol Jingoism as have been frequent fron Influential sources recently. The Hrlt Ish press and people ought to know tha there Is already a very couslderabli number of the American people win would heartily welcome a conflict , wltl 'Kngland , and that the tendency of sucl utterances ns those noted must Inevlfa lily be to Increase the number of suel persons. The absurdity of the talk about having taught the I'nltcd .Staler useful lesson Is shown by tin * fac that thu Hrltlsli government took ni step for enforcing the payment of In demnlty byTVIcaragua until It had give satisfactory assurance to the govern mcntot' thcT'nltcd Slates that it had IK intention to setae Nlearagmui territory So far as the Indemnity U concerned this uovernnient never claimed or n > , snmed any right to Interfere , but i did assunu * the rfght to know whetht1 ho DrltLsh government hud design upon the territory of the Central Ameri can republic and ( lint government con ceded this right by satisfying our gov ernment that il had no Hiich designs. It would Kceni , Illerefore , ( hat It was England rather limit the United Stato.t that was taught a useful lesson , which was thai she and every European power may count upoi\ the Interposition of the United Slates ( o prevent the spolia tion of the territory of any Independent American state , whatever Its offense may be , by n European nation. This Is the extent ( o which thin country has assumed Hie part of arbitrator In dis putes between the smaller American stales and Europe and ( Jreat Itrltaln may rest assured that this country will | adhere to the posHlon and policy It has j ! malulaliiei"i for more than seventy years. Moreover. It will assert the right , at the request of an Independent American slate , to Inquire as to the fairness and Justice of any claim or demand upon such state on the part of any European power. England has nothing to boast of In ils treatment of Nicaragua. tJrantlng flint the little republic committed a grave offense and deserved the penalty proscribed , the course of England In ummarlly exacting the penally was nworthy n powerful and wealthy mi- Ion. though qufd * In keeping with Its roverblah policy toward weaker conn- A rtKl'JMliAllLK DISASTKII. The sad havoc wrought by the cyclone vhich cut through a small portion of vestern Iowa on Friday will excite lost sincere sympathy for the victims f the deplorable disaster. Cyclones are mong those visitations against which uman precautions aru almost entirely selesH. The sudden severity of the luinents destroys the ordinary protec- lous against wind and weather at the aino time that It endangers life and roperty. Aside from the awful loss of life , the xtent of wlileh Is not yet fully ascer- allied , the Iowa calamity brings n ouble misfortune upon the survivors , vho arc left not only in destitute clr- ii instances , but also witli doubtful respects of being able to raise n crop his year. Nebraska knows from re- ent experience what undeserved destl- ntlon Is. She feels for the unfortunateSV yclonw sufferers of Iowa. VALUK OF Whal Is the value of alawyer's serv- ces ? As much as he can get. How nuch can ho get ? To infringe upon vomau's vocabulary , that depends. Some light may , however , be gained ipoii this subject from the controversy hat has been waging over the payment ( the claim of the attorneys who prose- uted the recent suit of the Klt/gerald- klallory company which resulted In a udgment of some ? : ! 00,000 against the illssourl I'acilic Hailroad company. The Inn of attorneys In this case attempted o tile an attorney's lien in the supreme ; oiirt for JfiriO.OOO In payment oC their iervices. The claim was referred ( o a special master for investigation and eport. Before the special master each ) f the two parties were allowed six vilnesses to give expert testimony as to he Justness of the charge. The following ire. the Minis at which the twelve legal xperts valued the services which the ilalntlff attorneys had rendered : .T. W. eweesc , $1. i,000 ( ) ; .7. M. Woolworth , ; i.-ooo ( ) , ; N' . K. uriggs , smooo to .f : r.o- 100 ; ( ! . M. Lambertson , $100,000 ; L. O. Hiirr. $ l.0,000 ; N. S. Ilnrwood , 'JlOO- 000 to ? l.'l > ,0H ( ) : John M. Thurstoii , $ . ' { ( ) , . )00 ) ; ( J. W. Ambrose , < :15,000 : to $15,000 ; Tl. J. Davis , S-IO.OOO to ; ? jr,000 , ; W. F . ISechett , .f.'tt.OOO ( o fJ-JO.OOO ; S. J. Tuttle , ? . " 0.000. The doctors as usual disagreed mil the special master brought In an I'stiniato of ? I'2o,000 as a fair price for tliu work of which 'the successful lltl rants had reaped the benefit. ' The peculiar feature about this case Is that this time the corporations are the ones that are being compelled to take their own me'dlclne. It was the large corporations , and more particu larly the railroads , ( hat began the prac tice of retaining attorneys at unheard-ot fees. It was they that raised the fee > for legal services out of all proportion to the payments In other professions. It was they that made litigation to en force his rights agalnsT wealthy cor porations almost an Impossibility for tin poor man. Having become accustomei' of to sky-scraping fees In defending cor porations , the lawyers now Insist upon rendering enormous bills on every pos sible occasion , and they are always able to tlrnl all the expert witnesses they to may want to testify that they have no charged half enough. The value of lega services has no upper limit. Is or of Ones part of the program of the re centl.v formed organization of students In the graduate departments of the dlf ferent leading eastern universities Is ( hi Micouragement of the Intermlgratlon of graduate students. Such Intermlgratloi n to be encouraged more particular y by requiring not more than one yenr's to actual residence In the university where tlo the advanced degree Is granted. There are no doubt many advantages to be gained by the attendance of graduati students upon moiv than one Institntloi n before they secure nnognltlnn as worth y the Highest academic honors. In tin work which they are supposed to be doing It Is the personality of the In structor above all that Is of the greates Importance. The wider the contact o the student with professors of mitlomi Of ami International reputation the more ' varied the methods of research am study which he acquires and the greate fn the number ( if sides from which he I In tmijiht to view the same or allied sub Jects , the more thorough will be tin out groundwork of his knowledge. On tlr other hand , constant and contlnuon i study under the same Instructors fo the whole period of graduate work mus tend to oneMdedness. It seldom take more than a year to gather the princlpa flu Ideas of oven the greatest of university up professors and after that the rest I largely an expansion and emphasis o had the outlines ilrst Imparted. Hut cannot the desired results be at tallied In a way more practicable thai Hie liilorinlgratlim of students ? Th idea of student migration U tnkei bodily from the practice In the ( Serman universities , WlS-o a student la seldom found two successive semesters In the same place. The ( lerman custom Is a long establlslJ.mf one In that country , ' but can It be 'a.illy Introduced Into the United Slates , where the choice of Ihe university he gjjall attend Is largely defermlned lly ( ho traditions of the student , his ilnanchil situation , and , above all , Its .wjogriiphleal situation ? nstead of [ iitermlgrallon oC the liidenTs , why not Intermlgratlon of the rofessors ? YY'here there arc twenty Indents to be moved there Is only one istructor. Experiments In this dlree- ion have been made In many of our irger universities. Professors in one islitutlon have accepted leelureshlps In nother. The stay of the visiting however , has usually been too hort and too hurried to permit of the tudenis reaping the greatest possible enellts. If several of the principal nlversllles should Join In a working rrangemeiit by which a certain part of ielr faculties should Interchange places > r definite periods , In fact should be wide circuit professors , the .students of iieh would be practically accorded the rivlleges and advantages of all. The ame tiling could be done by groups of niversltles in all parts of the country nd tkecTlucatlonal facilities unified , not y sending students from one end of he land to another , but by bringing lie desired Instruction to the places rhcre the students are. Wo repeat the question , Instead of itermlgratlon of students , why not in- ermlgration of professors ? UFJAl'AX. While the attention of the whole clvil- zed world Is sllil directed toward .Inpan > > y reason of her remarkable and sue- essfnl military conllict wllh China , ( he ubject of the future of the victor ountry Is one ( hat has an especially , ) ertlnent Interest. Will Japan be able o . maintain the advanced position which ' he has reached ? Will she succeed in eciirlng . . recognition among the so-willed . . Ivilix.etl great powers ? What will be he effects of the recent war on the In- . lustrlnl and commercial relations of apan and the outer world ? These are Itiestlons . that naturally suggest ( hem- elves and upon which tin * Japanese nnilster ' at Washington has attempted , o throw some light In an article In the 'in-rent ' North American Itevlew. rT The Japanese minister insists that vhatever the merits of the recent con- roversy with China and However great he advantages achieved , no thoughtful lapanese can regard them as the tilti- nate object or as the consummation if their hopes.Military strength and ullltary aptitude are vital factors In lie well-being of every nation , but they ire not all. Japan has carefully develnn > pod her military affairs only as an In- llspensabli ! adjunct to her national \Vel- 'are , but she has not permitted them j o absorb any greater share of atten'u tl)1 ( ( linn they would have received I roni any otljer nation In similar cir- cumstances. YY'hen It Is assumed that Japanese progress since the/restoration las been conlinetl to the acquisition of nllltary strength and that her future toTTcy will be directed along military lues , the idea is an entirely mistaken MU . The standing army of Japan Islet lot large in proportion to the popula tion ! and It is recruited from every class. Its formation on Its present lasts is , we are told , only one of a num- ) er of changes which have been Intro- luced lulo the domestic polity of Japan , lot nt haphazard or by accident , but .leliberately and In pursuance of a gen eral , harmonious plan. The center of the recent progress of Japan resFs upon the establishment of i constitutional and parliamentary form > f government , perfected only in 1SX ! ) . This ' ' ' Important step was not , as fre- Hiently supposed , the result of a sud den whim or hasty resolution , but of a cautiously laid and slowly unfolded de sign. The emperor declared his Inten tion of conferring a constitution upon Ids subjects long years before the prom- was actually redeemed. One change after another was made in the methods of administering public affairs with the object of leading up and preparing n for thu final transformation of the roveriiment. .Most Important among , these changes was the establishment prefoetural and municipal assemblies , each having a certain control of local affairs and designed to educate the people 11 ple In the exercise of the rights which later on they were to be called upon employ In n wider Held. The war shows that this constitutional govern- firmly established as one of the In ' stitutions of the country. The Japan the future will be a self-governing nation. Of but little less importance is the change In the treaty relations of Japan and the great western powers. The old treaties were thu outgrowth of con- go dttlons long Incn disappeared. They laTd restriction * iijlon the right of Japan regulate h r/owu foreign and domes- trade , jioror objectionable still , they provldeil for"'eourls maintained by ' the represent ujl'viis of foreign govern- nienls and alisolred aliens In Japan If from trial by jnaMve courts and punlsh- bo meat according . io the provisions of natlvo law. uionsular jurisdiction had been construej/ / give aliens extra ter ritorial prlvlleges freelng them entirely from the obseri'iluce of Japanese law without regard" to. subject or purpose. It. course this i Japanese protested against the ( jjyiithjnniiei * of this anoma to lous condition after they had succeedeil as ordaining new teets of law codes and erecting nn Independent Judiciary capable of administering justice with discrimination. Hut It was not he until within thu few months last past that the foreign powers could be In- ituced to abrogate the obnoxious treaties. The llrsf result of the changed and * Japanese minister , be the opening of the whole Japanese empire to foreign trade , whereas foreign trading of previously been confined open ports. Most fur-reaching opinion will be the creation of better re 4go thS latlons between tlio Japanese and tin his foreigners , bringing with them a stlmu luting effect upon commerce and in dusry. ( The expansion of her iimnu- fncdirlng Interests and the extension of her railway .systems give promise of continuing for pome time yet to come. This bright outlook , If ( lie Japanese minister \ correct In bis analysis , is due to the fact that the Japanese nru "the only Asiatic people who hnve sought to Improve their condition and to strengthen their position us nn in dependent and self-respect Ing nation by voluntarily adopting and practically utilizing the elements of western prog ress ami civilization. " Editor - W. H. H. Mills of tlioHolclrege Forum announced In one ls u of Ills paper that he was pliMveil to B e ona of tlie mil linery stores In the city was prospering , ninl congratulated Ils proprietress on her success , and said h ? was glad to see- her stocking up. When [ Mrs. Milliner nut him on the itrect ni-xi day she struck him over thi head with un umbrella. When tlie editor understood unwlm what he had done he- humbly apologized. Omabu ; YVoman's YY'tekly. Evidently tlie Iloldrego modiste had never heard of the story of the Knights of the t Garter , who have for their molto , "Honl soil qul mill y pense" ovll to bin : who evil thinks. If the llrltlsh qneeh did not feel insulted because her unclasped garter was picked up and handed back by one of ( he gallant I , { nights what sense is there In getting I lot under the lace collar because a newspaper intimates that a milliner's tockln' trade had been replenished ? Tin Iloldrego editor had nothing to beg mrdon for. If he wanted to show his gallantry he might have handed back he Insulted parasol with compliments if the I season and followed It tip with n landsomo Muyllower bouquet. So many letters of congratulation vere received by Prince Itlsmarck on tlle occasion of his recent celebration of ils SOth birthday annlversay from Ocr- uans who no longer reside In ternmiiy ! hat he has been compelled to make Ids icknowledginent of them through the mbllc ) | press. Nothing could Illustrate letter than this the fidelity with which Cl I'crnmn people who go to live In foreign anils maintain their Interest In the nf- 'airs of their native country and nt- empt so far as it lies in their power to Jeep up a connection In one. way or an other with those they have left behind , n most cases this result l.s due to the > atriotism that Is Instilled Into every " "hild born on flerman land. Yet this radltlon does not Impair their loyalty to he country of their adoption. Admira- ion for lEIsmarck only shares the feei ng of admiration for the free Institu tions of the United States. Memorial day is not so far off that ' ) .reparations for Its observance are pro- nature. , I5y perfecting all the necessary arrangements in ample time a much nore . creditable display will be made. J'he ' committees In charge of the local celebration should begin their work early and do It thoroughly. Itnutn for OIKI .Murr. Knnsni City Jumna ! . The Detroit editor who has Invented a new dollar should nturt n party. Parties ire started on much lean provocation titan that. Not for n lny or Two , Gloho-IVmociat. Cleveland lias llxrtl things so thnt no Central or South American country will ever be tempted to erect any monuments In his memory. Cilvo Ut a Clmiigo , rhll.idplphla Inquirer. Just to vary the monotony of things , Is It not time that u case was heard of In which somebody was liypnotlK.-d Into Joins i good nnd praiseworthy act ? of SIlHIllplFNK N < > | > ll'Gt. Huston Olobc. General Wlnfleld Scott Hancock's crave at Norrlstown. 1'n. . Is said to be In a sadly neBlectecl condition. JSxparienco has shown that If u great man In this country wants to make sure of huvltif ? a Ilrst class menu ment It Is prudent for him to provide for It himself before he dies. A On-nt Truth llmlrit [ limn , ClluliP-npinocrnt. A British naval olllcer says In the course of n paper recently published Chat our war ships do not compare unfavorably -with those built In liurope. Americans fancy that th y proved this as IOIIR ago as 1S12-11 , and that we had nt that time something better than the ships In the sailors who of manned them. They were few In number , of but they towed many n dismantled ' " British ilgliter'fntb"port. . of wa 8RVVlAK SHUTS Al T.IK 1'ULVIT. Indianapolis Journal : Uev. Anna Siaw ! , In lecture upon the "New Man , " expresses the hope that the time will never como when women will utter such things about the new man as men now say about the new woman. u never will that Is , unless the new man takes to wearing bloomers and big sleeves. ChlcaRo Post : Schwelnfurth's "heaven" In Hockford Is a dligraco to the community , and In circumstances some It might become a monstrous menace to the moral health of the place. The grand Jury of Wlnnebago county has done a service to the country \iy \ giving notice to this lewd crank that a pre tense of divine origin Is not an excuse for establishing a bagnio In a Christian com munity. Ilrooklyn Eagle : While the pastor of the Palisades Methodist church of Jer ey City was preaching a sermon he vrae told that there was a burglar In his house. There upon ho stopped the sermon , went home , caught the thief and turned him over to the police. Then he returned to church and flnlihed the sermon. It Is a pity that a minister of t > o much energy of purpose should to waste In a town like Jersey. New York Sun : There Is absolutely no evidence that the Mahatmas are now In this country. If they were In Philadelphia , or oven In Oshkoah or Omaha , their presence would have been detected long ago by Mr. William ' Q. Judge's genso of smell. He can Infallabl'y distinguish by naal analyst * a genuine Mahalmlc missive from a bogus cno. the masters themselves were within a thousand miles of here , Judge's nose would aloft and active In no time. Chicago Herald : Despite the quasl-re- llglous war In Manitoba , the cao of Heber Newton , the Indictment ot Schwelnfiirth , the Armenian troubles , and a dozen other symp toms of ecclesiastical unrest , Dr. Dirrow ! sees In the horizon the advancing light ot religious unity , and of course rejoices to see . Since ho presided over the parliament of religions Dr. narrows has added hopefulnesi hU already long list of amiable qualities. and thui become one of tbo most attractive well as one of the strongest ministers of Chicago. Duffalo Express : Colonel Ingcrsoll was billed to lecture at New Brunswick. N. J. , Tuesday night and the announcement that wai to attack the bible In his own OK- gresMve flyle caused much talk , and .the theater management under which he came was severely criticised. One newspjper re fused to publish the advertisement. The fact that Tuesday night Is the time when prayer meetings are held was an additional Irritant. special preparations were made to coun teract the colonel's Mecture by an exceptional number of opposition meetings. The plan opposition also Included attendance at the entrance to the theater , for the purpose of j shaming people from going In. These New Brunswick people take the colonel's orusnd seriously. His lecturer are not doing ciuiaeof religion any harm. Ho has had say/TorJhe pa t dozen years ho hai bem ; repeating himself. A propaganda which does not evolve new ( bought as It proceeds Is a pretty weak affair. TIIK jixrMr IIE& Western Laborer : The womnti' * May Day tsiuc of The Omaha Dec Is n credit to the profession. The fact Is established that Omaha has more than ono high grade female writer. Mlnrtcn Oazcttc : The edition ot the Omaha lice gotten up by the ladlcss was the bust thing of the kind yet attempted In Nebraska. Nebraska women aru the best women on rarth , anyw.iy. Fremont Herald : The May Day edition of tlio Oinnhii lice was such an excellent pub- ! ! rnton thaivo nrc Inclined to believe that the ladles who cJltcd It had been "subbing" for a few necks. Springfield Monitor : The May D.iy edition of The Dee by the ladlew of Omaha Is one that the citizens of thnt city may well feel proud of. It was complete In every depart ment. Among the brightest features was the editorial page. I'onca Journal : The May D.iy Issue of the Omali.i IJce was inllted by thu ladles of Omaha and the funds derived from the paper were to bo used for charitable ptirposw. The paper contained twenty-eight pages and Is ono which the fair sex may well feel proud ol Valparaiso Visitor : The May tlay Issue of The Dee edited by the ladles of Omaha came out on time. It was composed ot twchty- clsht ably cdltoJ pages nnd wo congratulate the ladlc-s on their llnst effort In Ihe news paper Hold. imma D. Gordon , editor-In- chle' , Is deserving of many compliments for i her . careful and painstaking supervision. 1 York Tines : The woman's edition of The Omaha | lleo comes out wllh twenty-eight well edited liases. The ladle.s have m.ido their May ' Day edition ono of the finest papers ever published In the stale and they may well bo proud of their ably written articles. Tills Is only one more proof of woman's power nnd ability In the field of labor , where she la making a record to be compared with the best edorts of man. Dlalr Pilot : The May Day lleo was a corker. Twenty-eight pages loaded with feminine literary productions Including even the editorials , and all In most excellent form and style. Kor ono day. at least. The Dee was a free slhor paper , as there were several editorials advoca'lng the white metal. Sev eral articles on the very early days of Omaha will bo read with much Interest by the low left who were there. The May Day . Dee was a decldeJ success. Lincoln Journal : The May Day Issue of Tim Hoc was a model of literary excellence , In which advanced womnnhooj covered her self with the Imperishable bloomers of fame. Them hackt-ycd phrases that niiuli * the paper I ho pride of two continents and brought lt.s editor Into prominence wherever the Kngllsh language is legal tender wore left out In toto. Kor ono day only It was given the readers of that paper to forget the existence of venal vampires ' and renumber the janizaries no more. I'latte Center Signal : On the 1st day of May The Omaha Bee came out under thu editorial and rcportorlal management of the ladles of Omaha. The paper co.nprUed twen ty-eight pages and sold for the usual price , 5 cents < per copy. On the whole the paper Is a credit to the ladles , and they use "wo" just as easy as an old-timer. The first edi tlon says : "May 1 , 1S93 , the World's fair opened at Chicago. May 1 , 1893 , Mr. Rosewater - water gives his Uo to the World's fair In Omaha. : " Nebraska City Independent : The first edi torial : In the May Day Omaha Bee reads as follows : "May 1 , 1S33 , the World's fair opened In Chicago. May 1 , 1S35 , Mr. Hose- water gives his Ilee to the World's ' fair at Omaha. " This edition of twenty-eight pages was edited and published by the ladles of Omaha exclusively even the editorials were written by tlie fair sex. Hosewater Is always on top t for enterprise and this Is the crowning stroke. : Now say that women have no brains , you long-faced clog to woman's advancement. Ue.i today's Ilee and shut up your Ignorant , wheezy croaking. She Is the superior of all Ignoramuses. I'KOl'LK AXtt THINGS. Now Is the Hay day of Investigation In Lin coln. coln.What What n mighty responsibility nature has shifted from tha shoulders of tha rainmaker. The bad man from Bitter Creek tarrleJ In Oklahoma and absorbed a fatal dose "of lead poison. U Is just a year since the administration proclaimed the revised , version of the Monroe doctrine : Keep off the grass. The American TlieosophUts have declarol for American methods , which Is equivalent to giving Koot and Morya the Gobi. " The Tennessee legislature declared for free coinage of silver Immediately after completing the burglary of the governorship. Congressman < Hepburn of Iow thinks the next republican national ticket will be Aldrlch Hhodo Island and Allison of Iowa. Hoar A. I A Now York bull terrier amusou himself biting tha pneumatic tires of bicycles. Taking the wind out of their sale , as It were. A London paper which ventured to bo funny : has suspended. It neglected to fur nlsliA subscribers with mortising Implements. A floating tooth doctor tarried In Fort Scott , Kar , and did a land olllco business yanking molars I without pain. Klvo of his patrons are carrying their jaws In slings and a vast amount of unuttered Indignation thrills the community. comT The ; police census of New York shows the total population to be 1.849,860. This Is an Increase of 334.E65 over the federal census of 18C ! ) , and -43,127 more than the state census 1892. Hut the solemn , dscouraglng feature the returns Is that they are wofully short ( the 2,000.000 notch which Gotham decided was Its size. It should be remembered , however - over , that several expert cuuntors are un- avoidably detalnH elsewhere , which explain ! the failure to reach the Ideal totnl. Should ( ho Ilusilnn boar tackle the Jip , - neto tlra flm It Is barely passible ( ho Honumofl qufldruri'd will start a bull movement In atom tri-th. The Cuban revolution goes on at A lively gait , or else the war correspondents are doing deadly execution with their ( estiva pencils. Knglnecr Martin of ( ho sto.imfhlp La Oascogno. who repaired the vessol'i machinery during her long voyage last winter , 1ms hcn decorated by thu French government with tha crtwa of the Legion of Honor. Turkey 1ms n quaint way of soothing tha milled feelings of newspaper explorers In Armenia. They are stopped at the borders , presented wth checks for $132 and poriuaJeii to defer Indotlnltoly llpr ; | perilous tasks. In the light of his marvelous achievements In recent ( lotion. New York commlttod a grievous blunder In not placing Count Castcl- Kino In charge of the census. How dcttlj he could have filled that yawning gnp 'twlsl anticipation nnd realization. JI/.I.ST.S 1'ltVM ItAM'X IIOHX. No true servant of the Lord should ever b ashamed of his business. Strike at the briar-covered stronghold ol sin , and you will hear a hissing under It. The masses are not re-ached , because wa find It so much easier to pray for them than to go for them. St. Paul's commission didn't read that his preaching was to ba dune where ho could yet well paid for It. How quick the millennium would come If wa would only do today the great things we ara going to do tomorrow. It would puzzle an angel to make out what the man who pays two-bits a year for mis sions means when he " " prays , "Thy kingdom como. DOMl.tt'llV IIU'Lit. Indianapolis Journal : She-No , Mr. Illimn- dcrre , I cannot entertain your proposal. Ihe truth Is 1 uiu engaged to inairy your father. lie-Why , the old Idlotl Life : He Wasn't Drown' * wife named .Stone before she was married ? . She Vex , nnd It was a very suitable mime. He What tin you mean ? She Oh , nothing ! Only she threw herself - self at his hend. Detroit Tribune : "Arteinui , " she cried , hysterically , "I feel that something has come between un. " "Allcln ' , " he suld , "It'w my tooth brush. It'H " foruviT Betting down In my vest lin ing. Uftrolt Free Press : "I fear I 'am too young to marry , " nho plt-adod. "treat ! Scott ! " exclaimed the Chicago gentleman , "you hove got to begin marry ing some time , " Harper's Itaznr : "Have you heard that dear the ? bl " ( ? sleeves tire going- out , George , "Yes. " my love , I have , but I don't bo- lleve It. "Why not , prny ? " "I don't " bcllevo they can get through the door. Chicago ncconl : "That's n pretty pen wiper you were kind enough to leave on my di'sk. " said Mr. Hammctt to his wife. "It's very ornamental If it Is a trllle .small. " "Oh. George , " shrinked his wife , n.s her husband dicw his pen thtomch the dulnty pieces of ribbon , "you've ruined my new " bonnet ! Detroit Tribune : She was weeping softly. " "If 1 had only dreamed , " nho moaned , "that you married me for gold ! Why was I loft " to discover It only when It was too late ? Her husband turned upon her with a sneer. "You ought to know , " he retorted , "that n contract always means gold unless other money is Bpecllled. " Washington Star : "I tell yon , paid Mr. Meekton , "women are getting mighty smart " now-n-days. "What makes you think so ? " "The fashion magazine my wlfo sub scribes lo , She understands every word of It. " "Can't you ? " "No , I can't oven look at th pictures Intelligently , I can't tell sleeves from bloomers. " Kxchanxo : "A good wlfo Is heaven's greatest gift to man nnd the rnrost gem the eiirth holds , " rsmnrlfd Mr. Jnrphly the other morning1. "She Is hl.t Joy , his In- splriitlon nnd hN very nmil. Through her IIP Icnrns to reach the pine and true anil her loving hands lead him softly over the romih plneos. She is " "Jeremiah , " said Mrs. Jarphly , solemnly , "Jeremiah , what wIckeilncHs have yon been up to now ? " O.V Till ! JLtlHllX tl * fill : XJLH. Cy Wnrmnn In Now Yoik Run. had banqueted lit llerlln , seen a festival In Homo , llud n mlilnUlit lunch in London , nnd a heap o' things at home : But I never Is low what life was till I lingered for nwhlli * Where they nwed to have a harem on the margin of the Nile. Where the swaying palm and pepper fling their graces on the air , And the moaning camel kneels to take the htirdtn he must bear ; And. rising , shakos his silvery bells and HhullloH down the ( lie , When ? they used to have a harem on the margin of the Nile. Where dreamy , dark-eyed women came to loiter In the Icuvoj Thnt begirt ( Jhozlreh Palare. Where , llks rain from dripping eaves , Huns the endless s < oiig of summer ; for the heavens seem to smllo ; Where th'-y ' used to have a harem on the margin of the Nile. "He is well paid that is well satisfied" And ho la well satisOud who doesn't ' pay too much for his clothing , and still Is well- dressed. An Ill-fitting garment In dear ns a gift , and good clothes are worth what they cost If bought of a responsiblehouse. . Wo know u few custom tailors who nmko as good clothing as wo do , and thorn arc some who can , perhaps , glvo you a trillo moro finish In some unimportant details. But at what cost ? As a , rule wo think wo can fit you as well as the mitdo-to-mcasuro man ; wo know that our materials are as flno as his and will wear as well , and wo fancy the saving to you Is from a quarter to a half of his charge ) . Of course the nocrot of tlio lower prlco Is In the great voluino of our business and the scale on which wo nunufactuo flno clcthlng for our fifteen retail stores ; but the secret of our superiority lies In the untiring attention to all the d.--n of making , from the testing and sponging the cloths , to the cutting , buiving , trimming , pressing , and oven thosowingon of the but tons. All these procctsos having been gene through , then comes the ox- ninlnlng , und wo assure you that it Is not a merely perfunctory proceeding. The caroloas workman might wlah it woro. It la such an examination of every garment na iniiht detect any Imperfection and cause the rejection of every jiicco of faulty workmanship. Good rolluhlo tailor made suits $10 and upwards. Uclltible Clothiers , S.W. Cor. loth iinJ Doti his Sts.