IP. TITTS OMAITA DAILY 1115E : SUNDAY , APRIL 28. 1805. TTim OMAIIA SUNDAY D. ttOdCWATUIt , Kdltor ' r.Vnnt HOltNtNCJ. TICRM9 Of SUDSCIUPTIO.V. Pilly lies ( WUhoiit Sunday ) On * Year . I i JJ Dally IJ * f uiiil ! * ufidny , Oim Year . 1J W Hlx Month * . . . 5 Three .Months . * Kumlny INOn. . - Y nr . . . J ! * > Hnlutvlny Ite * . On Ynr . . . * S IVwklr ll , One Vc r . OITICIW. Omnbfl , Th ! ! / UnlMlnB. fVinlli Ottilia , yinK r Ulk. , forn't N anJ 2ltli SIB. Council Uluftt , 1 ! 1'enrl Hlrcot. flilaucn Omr . JIT CluirabfT of Cmnin r . New Vork. lluom. 13 , II nrt IS. Tribune Uldg. \Vnnhlnaton , 1WZ P Street , N. W. All rommunlratlons relating to iw-wii nml ll- torlul matter shoul-l be mldrrned : 1" Ihe lulltor. UUS1N12SS LKTTnitS. .Ml turlntm letters nml remittances nhouM b niIJteiieil ti Tlie H < HJ rulilMiliii ? company. Om.thA. Hrn flu , ciwk ! nml iKjstonice onleia to bo mini1 * jmjiililc to Hi" nrilor nf tlic romp.iny. Till ! HUB 1't'Hl.lSIIIN ' O COMPANY. STATKMKNT OP CIltCUI.ATION- . flwrcc II. Tmcliuck. dpciclnry of Tlio life I'lil1- IlihlnK romp.my. Ix-lnn July mvorn , ij tlmj the nrtunl titinilwr of full nn.l enini > lito ; roplri of the Dnlly Moraine. livening nnd Suii.lny ] ! ( < | irlnti-il ilurlntt Hie month of Kebrunry. ' "J. w HI follows : 1 zu.iai IS 19,787 2 2D.4M 10 I9.MO j SO.RV1 17 Sn.SIO 4 20,190 18 19,7i : 19 ID.7Sn r w.rwt ( ' " " " " " " 21J2 s""i" ; ! ; MWJ ! J2 S 19.731 23 10 W.Cfl ) 21 20,10) ] ! , , , 13.MO S3 10 , 7 1J 19.816 2IJ . . . . . . . 19.C41 27 19.5H ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' u' . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . liuoo 28 19.C.1S Tntnl . * . . . . . . 517,035 Jfss ile.luctli > rii ! for unimM nml returned Net mien Hally nvernfip Sunday. onOMIS | Sworn tn lieforo me nml uli crltCU In my pres- ' ' 2d Jjy ' ' ' 'T/oa'.r . 'WWl'S' Kotnry Public. This In HIP sonwon for sprhiK moving. l-Jvi'M the liniuls of tlio town clocks arc moving. . If tin ; nortli pull1 lint * Iw'Wi tllHcovoreil , why should It Insist ou contlmilus longer In hiding ? This ( iiioHtlou Is , Whore will trouble first break out on the Wlnnulmgo iigfiicy , or at the Lincoln State Insane asylum ? Strange , Isn't It , that the high price of beef has no direct connection with the toughness of the article unloaded upon the Innocent housewife ? It seems to have come to this In the mutter of the Income tax cases , that the supreme court of the United States lias dwindled down to one man. The Delaware legislature has agreed upon n date for adjournment , and that Is the next best thing to agreeing on a representative In the United States seu- nte. Ky all means lot the canal project shirt right If It starts at all and thus escape Innumerable potty annoyances that any other course must certainly entail. It is to be noted that Dorgnu lias not registered any objection against the selection of prison appraiser made by the State Hoard of I'nblle Lands and Buildings. The women who are laboring so zeal ously to produce The May Day Itee are getting an Inkling of what Is In store for the coming woman should she essay Journalism. The spring poetry crop is about all In , nnd it does not seem to have been In the least affected either by the drouth of last summer or the hard times of the [ winter Just closed. We have discovered why there will bo no leap year In the year 11MX ) . The new woman will be so far advanced by Unit time that leap year would be a useless superfluity. Having acceded to the petition for a rehearing of the Income tax cases , the re-argument will certainly be had , If not on May 0 , on the llrst occasion that n full bench Is prepared to listen to it. It must be regarded as a mark of special distinction to this city that our fellow townsman , Henry D. ICstabrook , was chosen to be orator of the day at Galena yesterday to pay homage to the memory of U. S. Grant. The promised detailed report of the , ivork of the State Hellef commission ought to make Interesting reading. It .will bo the record of one of the greatest charity movements that has been wit nessed in this country In recent years. So many people are talking about the . woman of the period that we should really like to hear something of the . woman of the exclamation point. It I : our hastily formed opinion that Hit . woman last mentioned greatly outnuin lL'rs the other. The supreme court has once decided that it had original Jurisdiction In the cases against ex-Treasurer Hill and \\\f \ \ \ bondsmen , and that a jury trial could lie legally held In that court. There Is no excuse for wasting any more tluiL over this question. It did not require the convention of Iowa republican clubs to start a pros ! dentlal boom , for Senator Allison. Mr 'Allison's ' boom has been a-movlng al ready for some time. Hut every pusl that is given to It , like that of the con veutlou , will servo to expedite Its pro gress and belt ) it along. Who Is to be queen of the state fall pageant ? Nebraska produces more liretty women than any other state li the union. We have statistics In sup port of this fact. Should the pretties innlden In the state be selected fo : miee.il of the Ak-Sar-IJeu festivities 1 would add ] 0. < X)0 ) people to the tliront , of sightseers. The delay of the State Hoard of IrrI gatlon In Uxlng upon the employes an thorlzed by the new Irrigation law mus not be ascribed by the Ignorant to a { fourth of applicants. The olllce Is ye to be created In Nebraska , for whlcl there arc not ton times the number o willing olllce seekers that can bo ac couimodated , A printed or ular Is being distributed among the Lutheran * of Nebraska Igni'd by a Lutheran minister of Lin- oln nnd entitled "Combination of Church and State In Education. " The xnly of the circular Is a letter reprinted rein a denominational paper nnd em * iodylng a strong plea for the erection nil endowment of a Lutheran annex to ho Nebraska State university. The utlior claims that the Idea llnds favor vlth Chancellor Catilleld ami the uthorltlcs In charge of that Institution , ml , ns might naturally have been ex- iccted , the plan Is eagerly caught up by ne of the newspapers published at the apltal. Just what the proposed plan Is In Its etalls it careful reading of the circular alls to reveal. The objects desired , lowevcr , arc enumerated and Include lie1 construction under Lutheran aus- Iccs of a "church dormitory" conven- nt to the university buildings , he dormitory to be In charge 'of chosen and appointed repre- entatlves of the church , " Instruc- Ion to be given the students In such ubjects not supplied by the university , vhlch may or may not Include a com- > lote theological course , the students to IB brought Into this annex "as Into a < utheran school , " by the Influence and llrectlon of the management and pas- or and parents and friends. The ad- antages accruing from the proposed 'omblnatlon ' of church and state In idncatlon are also enumerated : First , greater opportunities offered to "our" 'Undents. ' Second , less cost to "our" Indents. Third , greater opportunities or church work. Fourth , greatly In- Teased number of students on which to iperate. Fifth , greatly reduced cost to he church. Mow , the people of Nebraska are greatly Interested in the progress of dgher education and they are anxious o make every reasonable sacrifice In he cause of the education of their outh , but they have boon led to regard he separation of church and state as one of the foundation stones of a. free government. In order to make sure hat there should be no perversion of mbllcly supported institutions to sec- arian purposes they Incorporated Into .heir constitution an express provision ipon this point. It reads : No sectarian Instruction shall bo allowed n any school or Institution supported In vholo or In part by the public funds set apart for educational purposes ; nor shall tlio state accept any grant , conveyance or be quest of money , lands , or other property to > o used for sectarian purposes. The Lutherans and the I'resbyterians and the Catholics are each and all en titled to and encouraged to make use of he educational privileges offered by the State university. They are free to es- abllsh n Lutheran or a Presbyterian or a. Catholic theological seminary In u'oxlmlty to the university and the at tendants upon such theological semi- lary have a right , by complying with the requirements exacted Indlscrlml- lately of all students , to reap all the ben efits of the Instruction given by the uni versity faculty. Hut when It comes to recognition as a Lutheran annex or a Catholic annex to the State university a very different proposition Is to be con sidered. The constitutional inhibition islet lot to be evaded by the Interposition of mere forms. The university must be conducted entirely Independently of the seminary nor can special dispensations be made In favor of students enrolled in tlie sectarian annex. A combination of church and state Is out of the question at this late day cither In educational or penal or reformatory Institutions. It is to be hoped the Lutherans of Nebraska will see their way clear to support a denominational college of their own In this state , but they must not , and few of them do , expect such a college to be la corporated Into the State university. T1IK AMI' ( MMtKN AGK. The year 1S01 probably marked the beginning of a new era of gold mining which promises to exceed in duration and productiveness even the wonderful period which followed the discovery of the rich deposits of the yellow metal In California and Australia. According to the highest Kngllsh au.hority the world's total production of gold in 1801 ex ceeded In value that of the yield of an.v previous year hi the history of mining , having amounted to SiKK)0 ( ( ) ( ) ounces , worth $177,777-ISO , and the esti mate of the United States mint director values the output of gold last year at i17..000K)0 ( ) , so that by either estimate the llguros of the remarkable year were greatly exceeded. The gold production of ISM was greater than that of the preceding year by from $ : > 0,0 < )0,000 ) to $22,000,000 , and It exceeded In value the annual average of the combined gold and sliver product of thirty years ago by over $3,000- 000. This largely augmented supply of the yellow metal did not come alto gether from the discovery of new gold fields , but chiefly from the existing fields , there having been a tendency to Increase the product in all the mining districts throughout 'the ' .world. Tills was especially the case In the United States , which headed the list in in creased productiveness , the value of the output In 1894 having been $4. > , Si > 2Ui ( $ , against fii : , 4S,7L' ; { in 1S ! ) : . California Increased Its product of gold from about $ I2.r > 00,000 In 180 : to more than $14- 000,000 In 18 ! ) 1 , and It Is the opinion ot experts that the wealth of the Golden tstute In the yellow metal is very fai from being exhausted. The Increased production of California last year war due entirely to the new working of old mines , and the same Is true of tlu. largely augmented output of Colorado Most of the mines from which the In crease was obtained were reopened am worked by perfected machinery and tin , most phenomenal gold producer among them was simply an old shaft In a silvoi and lead district. Nowhere has tlio in creiuse In the production of gold been more marked than In Colorado and tla Indications are that that state will taki Its place at the head of the gold pro duclng regions of America. The estimated world's production of gold for the year 1S95 is constderabl ) larger than the yield of last year am there Is every reason to expect that It will be verified by the result. Not onlj will the production of the United States now Indicated , show u marked gnln ver that of 18S ) , but n lurgo addition s reasonably looked for from tlie now gold fields of West Australia and of he Transvaal , particularly the latter. Mr. Hamilton Smith , the celebrated English mining engineer , says of the Transvaal gold region that when It hall have been fully developed the an- nml output will amount In value to at east 10.000,000 , and that a total yield f m-.000,000 , or more than $ l.r 00.000- XX ) , In gold may be reasonably expected rein this one district. The search for gold In every < iuartor of the earth where t Is believed to exist was never more ctlve than now , and further discoveries ire not merely possible , but highly irobablo. In any event , however , there ippears to be assured a prolonged era ) f extraordinary gold production , pro- idlng the world with a more abundant nipply of that metal. AX KXCMIKX The reform mayor of Now York has given no stronger evidence of his desire uid determination to put the civil serv- co of that city on u proper basis than In ho appointment of Mr. Theodore Hoose- elt , member of the Civil Service com- nlsslon , as one of the police commis sioners of Now York City. This moans hat the police force of that city Is to be governed , as far as it is possible to dose so under existing law , by civil service eform principles and methods , of which here Is no more zealous friend In the - oinitry than Mr. Hoosevelt. During he years that he has been connected vllh the national Civil Service commis sion he has boon most active In promot- ng the reform and his work In that dl- 'ectlon ' has been characterized by ox- client judgment nnd sound discretion. It is not too much to say that no man vho has ever been a member of the 'ommlsslon ' did more for the advance- nont of reform than Mr. Hoosevolt , and n this capacity he has made fame for dmself and donea great service to he country , lie is an earnest , aggres sive man , who has the courage of his lonvlctlons , and there can bo no doubt hat his efforts to Improve the character of the New York police , which there Is easou to believe Is very much In need ) f improvement , will , if properly sup- orted , fully justify his appointment. Mr. Cleveland will not find it an easy natter to secure a successor to Mr. Roosevelt who will in all respects till ils place. zair or H In the current Quarterly Journal of Economics , Just Issued , Is a carefully H'opared article by William II. Dunbar ipon "State Itegnlatlon of Prices and Hates , " which , after a searching and critical review of the cases adjudicated n the United States supreme court , akes substantially the same view of the constitutional law on the subject as has leen repeatedly taken by The Hoe In llscnsslng the Nebraska maximum freight rate cases. There are two ques tions which the writer sets out to in vestigate , first whether the federal con stitution Imposes any restrictions on the kind of business that may be regulated l > y state legislation , and second , whether It Imposesany restrictions - any upon -the nature or degree of regulation that may be established. In relation to the llrst Question Mr. Dunbar finds that statutory regulation of industry is by no means a novel idea In Anglo-Saxon statecraft. Through out all hlstoi'31 Kngllsh legislative Inter ference in tlie conduct of business was common and notorious. Not only were tlie prices of staple articles fixed by law , but. the wages to bo paid to laborers were in like manner restricted. Examples are cited in tlie laws fixing the price of bread , not repealed until the year 18115 , and a law regulating the price of coal , which stood on the stat ute book from 1744 to 1807. The prin ciples prevailing in Kngland at the time of the framing of our constitution were the principles In general embodied Into that Instrument , and the decisions of our own supreme court have been con stantly favorable to the existence of such a right to regulate prices and rates lu the several states. In the Granger casoa it was nlllrmed not only for rail way charges , but also for cfiarges for the storage of grain , on the ground that both businesses were affected by n pub lic Interest In the more recent elevator case of Hrass against North Dakota the doctrine Is enlarged to uphold the state In regulating any business whoso regu lation public policy requires. The power of n state to regulate rates Is no longer to bo questioned. As to the second Inquiry , whether the exercise of this power to regulate rates Is limited by the federal constitution , tlio decisions are not yet complete. The constitution Itself contains no provision restricting tlio power of tlie states In this respect. U was early decided that the llrst eight amendments did not apply to them. And now the only limi tation set up Is that contained In the Fourteenth amendment , that no state shall deprlvo any person of life , liberty or property , nor deny to any pel-son within Its Jurisdiction the equal protec tion of the laws. It has been hold by the supreme court under this provision that a state may regulate the use to which property may be put and even prohibit the use to which it Is solely adapted. This was established In con nection with laws prohibiting the man ufacture of Intoxicating liquors and of oleomargarine , which practically destroyed stroyod the value of the plants devoted to those purposes. So that now the only remaining cover behind which laws regulating rates are attacked is Unit whore the law establishes maximum rates those rates must be reasonable rates. And the determination whethei the particular rates are reasonable < n not is claimed to be u matter for tin. federal Judiciary. While there have been several cases In the supreme court in which this con teutlon has been suggested , and even dissenting opinions in which It is sup ported , Mr. Dunbar Is unable to find n single one In which tlio decision of the court Is made to rest upon it. He Insists , as the Hee lias often Insisted that the Minnesota milk cases and the Texas Hallway commission case tun on other considerations and that the supreme court Is not yet committed to the disputed doctrine. Only In the Ne braska maximum freight rule case de ld"d In eliriYll court him the federal udlclary gone so far as tii declare a late law reflating rates uiiconstltu- lonal becaiiso tlie rates established are lot , In the opinion of the Judge , after iivestlgatldiUifto all the available data H'tirlng on the subject , reasonable rates. 'Such Investigations , " comments Mr. ) unbar , "innJJ-wpll be deemed hardly o fall within the scope of ordinary ju- llclal funoflons. They Involve mutters f technlca management and business dinlnlstratLuI-AiHl the decision reached urns largely upon questions of political conomy aiiJ public pofley. If the same irlnclplos ure , to be applied hi all cases > f regulation hf * prices or rates by legls- atlve action tlie duty Is thrown upon ho courts of' Inquiring Into the condi tions and rcqiiii-cmcntsof every industry u > Directed , and even It would seem of very concern engaged In that Industry ; vhlle If the course of Mr. Justice Irewer in tlio Nebraska cases was fol- owed the constitutionality of a law cgulatlng rates might be Intermittent , he periods of its enforcement and BUS- lonslou depending upon the result of successive judicial inquiries and the luctnatlons of Industrial prosperity. " KKU'MAtlKKT IX T1IH l-'Alt KAST. It the treaty of peace between C'lilnn mil .Tnimu .shall be ratllled by the for- ner , which It Is pretty safe to say will ) e done notwithstanding the opposition it homo and the objections of European governnients. and Its terms with respect o the opening up of China to foreign oinmerco are carried out , there will bo Touted u new market for tlie world's rade- the capacity of which Is almost mmeasurable. It is stipulated In ' the reaty that China shall permit for- Igncrs to bring machinery Into the. ountry , allow factories to be built , and ilinll abolish the internal tax system by ivhloh foreign goods are practically ex cluded from the Inland districts. The usting ! into-erfcct of this policy would evolutlonl/i tlio business of the Chinese empire and would Introduce Into the commercial o ; orations of the civilized Aorld a factor of the greatest Impor- ance. At preset I China has twenty-four reaty ports tliiough which there passes tnnually a trule amounting to more han ! ? : :0 : ! > , ( iOv ) , rtKi. threi--tlfths of it with Krglai-d. It is believed that with the inciting up of the empire to foreign commerce the trade with China would n a few years bo throe or four times what It 1 > sit present , giving a great mpettis to industrial activity In every country w.lili which China would deal. A writer tllinillar with the conditions in the Celestial empire says that vast markets two hidden away in the far Ulterior which are practically under revalllug t.p.iditlons ) Inaccessible and that ( he n-iiUlpllcatlon of Inland taxes wells the cost of foreign commodities to famine prim , before they are ottered for sale in the Inland markets , lie . Ays that in view of such facts It ean- not be doujjtcd that , compared with wliat uiigh.CJbo aml.-'some day will be .lone , wo tVil only .standing on the threshold of'"l { lnese.commercial expan sion. A striking fact in jiistlllctitlon of this vle - tJJnr while the iiopnlation- f China -iOOfouo ! ( ) ) more than that of Imll.i- the commerce of the former Is MIIO.000.000 less per annum than that of the latter. It need hiiply ; be said that there will be a most eagOr struggle on the part ot the manuhu'turlng and commercial na tions tu sceniv as much as possible of this trade a til the Suited States ought not to omit any effort to obtain. Its share. At the outset Great Britain will , of course , have a very decided advan tage , because she already has a strong foothold In the commerce of China , but no one country can meet the demands of the scores of millions of new con sumers which the opening of China as proposed would bring to the world's markets and there Is no reason why American manufacturers should not get a fair proportion of this trade. It is the opinion of those who have given In telligent practical consideration to the promised commercial expansion In tlie eastern world that It must ultimately have a most beneficial effect upon the western portion of this country and there appears to be no reason to doubt that such will 'bo the case If our jK-ople are alive to their opportunity. It Is by no means Improbable that within the next ten years our Pacllle ports will have developed an extensive and profit able commerce with tlie eastern nations , but we must work for It , for Knropcan countries are fully alive to the great chance of enlarging their trade which the contemplated opening of the Chinese market presents. It has been well said that the opening of the Interior of China to trade Is the tlnest trophy Which Japan won in the Into war and that country has shown a broad and liberal spirit In demanding that the world shall be allowed to share In the benellt.s. Leading musicians of Chicago have published prize offers for popular songs In verso and also for music settings. The purpose is to got together a number of Peoplo'.suSongs which ahull express tlie newer tionse of fellowship among the tollers'It being held that the labor movement 'U'lll not attain u full and peaceful development without an or derly and .musical expression of its hopes. Tlie ldj'a , of course , is not now , yet the api > Uc tion is one which may require some effort upon tlie part of poets and , oifmosers to find for it n sticking point. An opportunity Is afforded , however , for the sweet girl graduate , .l 'e."effeminate spring poet and obscure-follower of Wagner and Heethoveu jLuno their lyres , and , un der the * iw ) ! 9 ? the divine afilatus , to compete foritliu cash prizes. Colonel John Johnson , who resides near Ashland , Is said to be the oldest citizen of Nebraska. Secretary Robert W. Fnrnas nought to take the colonel to the World's fair as the patriarch of Nebraska , but was unable to do so. Perhaps the secretary can Induce Colonel nel Johnson to attend the state fair. One by one the pioneers of Omaha pass to the great beyond. The present generation of men owes them a lasting debt of gratitude. Their foresight and fortitude , exhibited lu laying the foundations of Omaha , have found fill 'nil t Ion In the great clly an wo find It odiiy. Twenty-five years ago. Thomaa Javls. who died yesterday , was a po- ont force In the affairs of this city. His eng and useful life has gone out. but ils memory will survive until the last iloneer Omnium shall have answered he filial summons. The mating season Is upon us. Wed- lings are numerous and the marriage leonse clerk tn the probate court Is lolng a land of lice business. It Is lisa noted , by reference to tlio divorce court docket , mid to common report , that the matrimonial misfit clerk has ibout all the business he can attend to. Thus are the equities of the domestic elation maintained. Harper's Weekly this week presents a Ikeiiess of Chancellor Canlleld of the tale university , accompanied by a sketch of his life , and an account of ils call to the presidency of the Ohio State university. The movements of .ihancellor Canlleld are , It Is thus read- ly .seen , of recognised Importance to all the educational circles of the. whole country. Snuur Oft nntl Ito I hippy. ClilcaRo Tribune. A general swearing oft from beef for a week or two inlfiht be useful as u hygienic niensure. ami would cettalnly bring down the price. True fur Yini , Unto. Knte Field's Wnshlnuton. This Is invariably my experience. Nature's peiitlenion are not necessarily arrayed In broadcloth. One honest man In shirt sleeves soiled with toll Is worth a wilderness of dudes. A Ili-lliiltioii time Dcdiipg. Mlnneaiwlla Times. The difference between a logician and an expert Is that the logician can prove uny- thlng If his premises are right , while an expert can prove anything , regardless of the premises , if his fee Is satisfactory. Well 1'ostetl. Kansas City Star. One-third of the postolllces of tlie civil- zed world are situated In the United States. Thla fully confirms the proud boast that : he people of this country are the most Intelligent and the greatest letter writers of any In the world. I'lilio tlio Siiuln | at Homo. Hort n Globe. The United States should be thi > greatest farmlnpf country In the world , and yet In tlio last ten years we have Imported more than 21,000,000 bushels of potatoes and sent abroad $10.000,000 In Bold to pay for them. Maybe It will be different when cities every where have tried the Plngree plan. 1'lllr Iluloti Wont ANew - Now York Advertiser. Mrs. Helen GoUKar has lost her lest case by which she sought heavy damages from nn Indiana election board for refusing to allow her to vote , and It therefore be hooves this modest nnd retlrlncyoutiK woman to llnd some other mentis or wardlnir off the rude Raze of the public. Like full mnny a llower , fair Helen was born to blush unseen and waste her sweetness on the desert -air , but the Intrusive and unwelcome nubile will not grant her the blessed prlvl- lece. In respect to this , Mrs. GoiiBar Is en- tlHed to our commiseration. Nuturo an Artist * ItQston Globe. Nature Is busy at work doing her spring leanlntr , and Is thoroughly renovutlne her domestic affairs. She Is putting new car- pls of preen on the hills , and decorating her landscape with fresh drapery of the must KOigeous description , The housewife , who Is suffering from the spring cleaning mania , la only yielding to the Impulse that pervades nil nature. She Is working in ob dlence to a great cosmic law. ISut this IB I vague comfort to the man who comes home 1 and llnds the bureau on the table , and the piano upside down. GIIII.S , LIST -10 Till : 3lKt. .Vtchlson Globe : When women don't know what" etiquette"would tlemand they Ulss each other. New Orleans Picayune : A gold thlmbls as good as any for a girl who cannot darn her own stockings. \Vnphlngton Post : We are patiently wait ing for Hie new woman to tackle the old servant girl question. Philadelphia inquirer : The Ueriver woman who gave her age as 97 probably did not think It worth her vlille to contend that she was a new woman. ISaltlmore American : Tlie ladles have or ganized a good government club. The ladles ought to be experts In good government , especially the married ladles. Cleveland Plain Dealer : Tlie coming wo man may solve all the Intricate political problems , but no man will ever lie able to understand the philosophy of spring house cleaning. The Chicago Record peers Into the future and sketches social events In 10i.r ! as fol lows : Mr. Swellehed's tea party yoatcrday afternoon was a decided success. The two charming young Swelleheds were attired In gray coats , with scarlet neckties , and at tracted much attention. Mr. Numan and Mr. John Hobs will pour at the next afternoon tea of the Ibwn club. Mr. Van nilt was among the merry throng at the races yesterday. He was chaperoned by his father and sisters. Mrs. II. 1J. Uppertcnne will leave for Europe Thursday , accompanied by her hus band. A large crowd was In attcndanro at Mr. Urownstone's G o'clock tea yesterday. Mr. Hrownstone's costume was a frock coat , cut full In the skirt , penrl gray trousers nnd white scarf. No jewelry but a single pearl P"lV. Uptodnte's golng-away suit for his coming marriage will bo of diagonal clolh , with gxld ornaments 3T/I/.VO.V. Telephone patrons In Cleveland luvo suc ceeded In securing connection wltli tlie cur rent slashing of rates. The makers of the new postage stamps would learn something to their advantage by borrowing the adhesive recipe of Gasman Ad- dicks. In addition to her faculty as a fortune Eweater , Mrs. Hetty Green of New York and Brooklyn displays marvelous agility as a tux dodger. Isaac Pitman , tlio father of phonography , la dead , at the age of 82. Ills brother , Itcmi Pitman , Introduced the system of shorthand In this country. Silver Dick llland Is training his voice for a lecture tour on his favorite metal. The extent of the tour depends on the free coin age at the box office. Omaha does not turn out new doctors to supply a local long-felt want. They are graduated for the same reason that olco Is manufactured for outside consumption. Mr. Eckols. comptroller cf the currency , successfully resisted the golden blandishments ofIr. . Kohlsaat cf Chicago and will remain with tlie administration. The country Is safe. A Colorado court has earned ttuplauJlts ot the multitude. It holds that sheriffs and de-putics who ride on free passfs cannot col. lect railroad fares from county treasuries. In the opinion of the official : , this Is judicial usurpation , So far as the average American sovereign can ilsc-ni. ! there U no valid reaton why there should he any surprise- over the escapades - pados and rowdyism of a tough young lord In California. Illood tells. Perhaps the sole leather treatment administered by the Uikers- fleld edltcr reached the seat of hU dliease and agitated the gray matter the doctors failed to rind In his upper story. A conspicuous feature of tha Cleveland ad ministration Is the number of round pegs In square cabinet holes. Wilson knows more abJilt revenue than about managing the malts. Morton Is the financier of the cabinet , yet lie- fellows the plow theoretically. Carlisle Indulges In glowing calculations and realizes a deficit , while Hok ? Smith shows greater talHit as a head nvan than Axman Stevenson. If her jury could have heard Anna Dlckln sou'a lecture at Scranton , Pa. , on Friday night of last week they would mrely have been convinced of her sanity. If the report In the local newspapers are true. According to them the unfortunate lady displayed all the charm and fire of eloquence that u ed to characterize her lectures and "electrified her auditors with her brilliant oratory. " It was a fine triumph for which everybody must be sKWt , nt .i/i < r.ir \ run ri-i.rtr' Detroit Tribuuo : "I Bender why cur mitt- stor OQOfm't i > rc.ich Ros | > el ii"\v anil tliijn ? " 'Oh , he lmtt'3 nolgrlcty. " Scmcrvllto Journal : U Is a prent nd- vnntagp to n young inlnlntcr to be well mar ried before ho is Nfttlod with n church. It uovcnls htm from being bothered nnd gives .he young ladles ot his congregation more tlrno to devote to spiritual things. llroklyn Uagk : The white Il.iplUln ot St. Louis linvo Invllod the blacks to Join their conference. The Methodists of the same city , on the other hand , will not even admit [ a fellowship the neuro members ot the Dp- worth league.Vct wonder It there nto not : hnsc who \umld Insist on drawing the color line at the gntcx ot hravcu. Iluffalo Express : Ittv. Dr. Hobcr Newton ot New York pleached List Sumby a sorinun which Is likely to arouse a great dc.il ot com- nent nnd dln-iisslon. Ho nniiouncel that he- did not believe In the physical resurrection ot Christ. It was the spiritual body , ho said , which appeared. The Christian church has ilways accepted the doctrine of the physical resurrection nnd this position taken by sa well known a man as IJr. Newton \\l\l \ bo loained with surprise. ChlcrtRo Tribune : The best thing that can bo donu by the clergy who preACh to empty pews Is to innke their eormona more Inter- jstlnt ; . If they would do that they would liavo moro hearers , like those of their breth ren who make It worth the whllo of the people to listen to them. The popular I preacher doe * not lack an audience In splto ot the Sunday papers , and It may well bo qucstloneJ If the "poor sticks" would hnve much I larger audiences It the Sunday papers were abolished. As for London nnd other towns ' lu England It may be remarked that whenever the people there want one or moro Sunday papers the want will bo supplied , as It | la In Chicago. a .sj/jfi.vr xuxti , Atlai.tn Constitution. There's a son ; ; that hath an echo Through tbi corrldufH of time A song by lips unspoken , Vet a melody sublime. I hear It in the sunrise , Than the robin's fur more sweet ; The cooling shades of eventide Its tender lines repeat. Its harmony Is painted In a tlood of gulden hair , Its sentiment la written In n face of beauty rare. Ils measures arc unfolded In a merry , romping trend. Through myriad loving glance , Us gentle thrill Is shed. There's a song whose tender echo My glad soul ever hears Awakened by my minstrel With her seven sunny years. P Iron 1'rco Tress : r'atlur Boy or girl ? Nurse--Olrl . , i ( ailicr llurruti for the now woman , riilliulrlptiln Inquirer : lloy-Prtin. what's nn unknown numitlty'f Father \Vlmt your mother rxprrt.t ( o nml when die scutches my pockets. Town Topics : "Il r parents nre putting every obstael * In my way. " "You Hurprl.se HIP. "They have even gone so fnr ns to urge her to murry me. " riilludflphla Record : She So you wouldn't take me to be Si ) , \\lmt would you take me for ? II * Kor better or worse. Chicago Tribune : "Mnrln , " fald Mr. tllllu.i , us lie put on his bat preparatory to starting down town , "I wlsli you would see that tlio kitchen Klrl doesn't use kero- ' * seiie for making llrefl uny moro. We could replace the girl easily enough , but kcrsoaene costs money now. " Vogu ? : Ada Why did lllanche brritk off her engagement ? Ida Her lluncc bold two rehearsals of his bachelor's dinner within a week. Somervllle : He Why do you suppose ' * ' there arc so many old mnlds ? Slu1 Oh , I don't know. I'osslbly lie- cause there are so many young men llku , you. lloston Transcript : "And so bo threat ened to Ktiork you Into the middle of next week ! What did you say t that ? " "O. I told him I shouldn't mind It xo much , only 1 didn't care to lose a week's pay. It he'd pay mt my regular salary I wouldn't mind beng knocked Into the middle of next sum. mer. " Detroit Tribune : The count came near > " 3 and whispered softly. "I am ready , " ho said , "to make a sacri fice for you. " She gestured deprecatlngly. "Sacrifice. " she repeated. "Xo , Keglnald , I nm able to pay the regular price. ' ' She smiled , us In the consciousness of power. New York Weakly : Mrs. De Ilullle-lf you ever did any good In this wide world I'd like to know what It Is. Mr. De Hiilllo Well , for one thing , I saved you from dying nn old maid. Indianapolis Journal : "Mnrrledl'f ' sighed " " * the elderly friend. "Married , and [ with no provision for the future. " "No , " smilingly chlrprd the young bride , "there are no provisions for the future lu the house , lie Just detests canned goods. " CONIMTIONAU IMrolt Vroo 1'rcss. "Now wo are married , dearest , " Said the cunning new-made wife , "Von must take me In as partner li your business , as your life. " The husband thought a moment ; "One condllton , though , " said he , "If you'll be the silent partner 1 don't know but I'll agree. " Thrilling Detective Story. Capital Prize Series On the first of May The Bee will begin publication of a re markable detective story from the pen of Mr. FAKK BENJAMIN , the well known scientist and civil engineer. It is a tale of the present day , and wo guarantee that anyone who be gins it will read it to the end. For ingenuity of plot and deftness of literary treatment , this story is remarkable. Don't fail to read how the great city of New York fell into the peril of sudden destruction , from which it was finally rescued after a series ot decidedly interesting adventures. BROWNING , KING & GO. You're More'n Half Dressed When you're in the company of a man who has on one of our $10 or $12.50 suits and you're dressed as well as any tailor can dress you , for twice the money , when you get one of them on yourself. There arc a lot of styles on the ten and twelve fifty tables for tomorrow sacks , cuta ways , in all the newest fabrics new blues , blacks , tans , gray mixed , and so on , in cheviots and cassimeres. Of course the style is the very latest and we'll guarantee to fit you perfectly with a suit that will wear and hold its shape as long as any tailored .to-orclcr suit for twenty- five dollars. Two big bargains tomorrow ten and t\velve fifty. Rcliublu Clothlcre , S.W. Cjr. lath uuJ Douglus Sfs.