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TImMS 01' aU\SCnlTION.
Ia1Ii flee ( Without Sund" ) . One ycar. . . . $ a 0
1,11 % flee nnd Sund3f. One Year . . . . . . 100
1)31 Monlha Ind . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . GO
' trhree ) .trnthi . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 25
rhrte ) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 200
RurnThy . One YeM . . . . . . . . . . . . 20
fun"nr , ) ( . One Year . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 16 ,
"lurn flee , One Yenr . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 65 ,
01'J'ICE.
Omnh" . The lice flulliling.
UtI nultlng.
Routh Omftha. Slnler Ink. . Cornet N Inc2Hh ata
Coundl IflurTl. 1 le31 l Slrtt
ChIcttw " omce . 317 Chamber of Cmmere ,
ClcM" Yok. Omet. \o" 31 13. 1 nn.I 15 , TrlWne hug.
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COIIT1ESPON flICfi.
An ctmnInnkaUonR ru'1nIn 10 news nfl editorial -
. tonal rommlnlnton" maier flou' I rrlnlnl n.Mrc."MI To the Editor.
I'SINCHS IETTIflS.
, end retnhItAnCU ehouild be
AU huInree lettee IhouM
IJlnr lel"l !
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, Al ' . company.
" Mrp"ed 10 The Uee Puhl.hlng
( ) lflnhifl. , Thnrte. cheel nnt r"lomce ot1rM to
be mnde I'onll' ; to IH' orler , or the nIntu2flY.
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: TI IGI PUIfl.ISIIINU COMPANY.
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8TATr tNT : OF CIflCVi.ATION.
: Gporge 1. T""chuck. O erN\n' of The lien rub.
Ilhlng oiuInny. being duly .WNn. sa ) ' " that
: the nellnl number of nut and enmllelp COuiC 9
of the Daily Mnrnlng . ful nml Hunlny , flee
DnlMnrlng. B\nll
PS printed fOIIOWe tinting : the month \ o [ lc"ruor ' . 18 : . "RS
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LrS tettiuctlone for uneoki and rturnr.1
copies llctons . . . . . . . . unrll . . . . . . . . . . . . 6.0 :
Net , snlc9. , . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $ ' ,13
Dnley n\'erOle. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10..01
$ iinday.
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TRCniC.
I Rworn tn luerore m" Omn01 , lIIJ. In my Ines
enc" thl.:1 day of lutuireli. 18. .
( S"ol ) lA N. I. FElL. Nolnry Pululle.
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- : The PIC . .thlrd coligress usl.s to be
. jUdgcd. not llY what It did , but what
- I l'efl'alled : from (10111g.
. 11 It po.slh1o thnt CflgVCSH WItS In
- full blast IIHR than n week ago ? How
.qnlcl.ly . lre the 11ellnrted forgotten !
A great mnl ' stuteHmen out of 1 job
I are 1oo1lug for nn allvcllsellnt , rhlch
frc lool.ng
reals : " 'nltel. mile help. E.Coii-
gl'es.slel II'cfcrlel )
Now let the Could famIly have tme
. "o l'CCl1wl'lte from the shock oC Ils-
memberment anti giVe some othcr I
, worthy mllomire's ! tlhler u chance '
i to attract plblc flttClItIOfl.
Tie next Iowa deHllcmto ) who walbl
to commit / ( iflylIgilt hank : robbery
ought to have nt least SCIHe enough to
tltelde n batik that Is R.lllllRcl to con-
tuln 10UC ' . A banle ) robbery . that
can not possibly yield anything but
glory Is I U poor ninlertaklng.
Perhaps If Ule ! government . prInting
' office were turned o\.c. to the Methodist
I Book Concern I might bo made to
yield n revenue that would support
: un the American mIssions In foreign
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_ . lauds nnd leave a small surplus to bo
' 01111ed to the conversion of tile heathen
; _ ut lionie.
; . Whcn Bulllo Bill comllctes his nr-
- I rnnsemelL' ! for the accommodation of
Il. 8portsmen In search of good hunting In
- , the neighborhood of tile Big Horn
mountains he ought to Invite President
_ : Cleveland to tackle something bigger
, than ( lUCkS the next time ho wants to
take exercise with his gun.
I Is predicted tbnt If the bill to pay
, bounties on wolf scalps becomes I law
the next legislature will be importuned
_ _ _ to pay $1OOOOO In bounty claims. I
Day not be known , but It Is a fact - , that .
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One coyote will fnrnlsb half / dozen
scalps , and the wolves in Wyoming aUI (
the Dakotas are not rounded up and
brnndcd.
Time commltco of hondholder for the
rcol'ganlzuton ! of the Union Pacifc ,
. : whlch to'otel most of Its time to time
unsuccessful attempt at lobbying the
Uely fludlng bill through congress ,
. has disbanded for time season. I time
bill Is brought up nguln before congress '
1 . the commitee will suddenly experIence
f 1 : a revival.
Douglas county Is rcpresontml In time
claims ( or wIld nnllal bountes by n
' bill for the niunl ecnt Rum of $ a , wblo
: Custm' county expects to get $ l.GUt
p " Some of our enterprising cItizens ou 'I
t l to organize / wild animal cxtclllnnthlJ
: - cOllmn ' , 11 by Invlln time oilier
pnrts of the state cover nil the bouu-
. . . ties Into their own lelmls.
Lady Henry Sommierset , speaking of
; . her crusade : against Ih'lug pictures ,
L Bays : "If womnn docs not regulate
the umuMelents of her children then
r abe does not do her dut ' to her
. to bO' coun-
_ . tm ' y. " Yes but bow COICS It that Just
I u tboso womcn who try to do the most
regulating are the women w10 have no
cblll'en to regulate ?
t , 'Vo II'esumo Senator hoar of 1IR8U-
: t chuseta feels much letter flow that the
credentials of Senator Carter of 101-
rna , with which ho found s luch
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, .lult n tow weeks IO , have hccn wih-
'rawn nll lew clClentlls substituted.
Senntor Hoar Is a great stickler for
: tOI'I , amid his feelings were } Hllculally
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' Iljuret ly ) the nuuligimifted WiY In which
, the governor of : IOltIIU notified the
. senate ot the electon of I 11m' member
. , . 11'11 ; that state.
. i : Utah Is now the tl'cle of n novcl
u ' , politIcal combluntol that compares
wcl with the offer ot the outh Dakota
, . woUnn 6ur1lsts Illt week to unite
_ their cause wih that ot the al'ol'ntes
1u of lax ' . ' '
ot more dh'orco legisiatioum. This
: _ ' time thip WOUII lull'IHllts 11'0 again
, k In OVllllCl' , but It Li thin Int'llrohlhl-
: - tionista 'It1t s'iioni ' ' '
tlonlst wili whoU ( hey arc II'OJOMlnl
to jell torccs. or COI'SI time WOIII
. uu lulrIJllt everywhere himive beel 11-
I ' Jlost wihout excI'ptol 1I'III'It prohmibl-
I \tonlsta , and 010 of thin 11'Icfciai l'l'HUII
, ( I lU'olllcll by them Ia the cllctlelt of
prohibitory laws 10 soon UI the women
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. L get hi time stiddie. hit 11 Ull they
. ; . cem willing to put Ilhlo their blh'l\ \
- 01 limo l'lml\ler UiI to wl'lcolo his
nit 11 fl'milg 1 ClltUtol that COl-
, tr tile franchIse with 11scl'lmllltol
as t OX. This cOlullutol ought to
1r open time eyes 01 tho't who have been
T let to look upon time woman tu1l11\
.movemcnt 1 ono conducted upon time
b or urioclle oul , .
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Tim ( ulstlon of abolishing capital I
1I\118hlolt Iii nebraska has again hecn
brought to PUblic attention , thIs time by
means of nn irrelevant amendment proposed -
posed to n bill providing that executions
shall tIIH' place ! In thl lelleltnl ' .
The ! nlellmelt should have been ruled
out of order for the reason that I COl-
tetlllltes legislation dln1et1cnn ' op-
10Cl to the Idncllle recognized II the
mensuI to which It wns Proposed.
There are n great mnl ) ' well meaning
Ileoille In time world who bele'c , coil-
SClt'ltoURI - , It II not to hc douhlcd , that
. hiss immoral ilgiut to '
society ito tol'nl . 11'Icrlhc
the death Icnnt for those who cOlmlt
cnll\ll crime. The anwmtnls oC these
11collle ) tnl.e n lomcwhit II1OW range ,
their chIef contention bell that the
11'llcl\le uinleriying cnlllll1UIIhlelt.
"n life for 1 life , " I ! Rcntlty'onl
whelhcl' Il'uelccll b3 ' the I11vhllnl or
the aggregation of 1\lh'llhnls which wc
coil society , Ind that . the only thing
which the cOlmuul can rIghtfully do
II teull wih the ml'lle'cl Is to : dlt
him UII ) lu n 11enltllar ) ' for Ic. t ' 1hls
view 11 sought to he sl8111ncll by
vn 1ous moral Il sciillmeimtnl I coutsider-
ntol ! /1 of thcm sincerely cntcrtnilcll ,
It wi not he questioned . by the 011-
IOncIIs of cU\lnl 1Inl8hlclt , butt nt
variance wih nil hUlln eXIIrlcne 111
with Ihe best jllmcnt of tluldll II
all nl : ( ' .
I ought to be It snlccut answer to
those who ohject to capital 11lllhlent
thnt thc entire cIvilized world Is II ne-
cord nR to tm ( righteousness : anti the
IwceHsly of the death Illnlhy for
nuirder. ! The greatest ! lnlemlm : anti
jllstH nl1 ( teachers or religion . In thc
elllhtclct nntOIH of time earth are
agreed , and always have , been ,
thlt the titan whol'd IOU81 '
takes the. life oC 1 fellow being forfeits
his own life nl1 that It IR the right and
thc duty of society to vIsit \llln him
I I thc llcnnI ) of death. I Is thc only
ulcqunte : : eXlllntol of the greatest crime i
against socIety , 1111. moreover . It Is the
expcrlence of immankinti that It Is thc
enl ' course h 1 3 ' which society can iwo-
tect ( itself agaimmst those of m\llclous
Instlct SOle oC the states that huve
substituted life Itlrllolmcnt for capital
IH11shllmt have rctl'lct to the latel
miller hm'lng fOUul that caillnl crime
hlcl'elspd tinder the fOI'mer. I Is some-
tunes urged that life ImpllROmlclt Is
' ' ' ' ' amid this
really thc severer luulshment 111
mummy he admitted , but It doeR not hnvc
the detcllent influence of the death
Ilennl . . For time most part PeOple of
m1'derous Instnct fell 11cath. but thc '
11'0 c0I1arntv.cly little dread of the
prIson , from hlch : thcrc Is 11wl 's the
110S81blt ' of escape or of pardoil.
Thc CI'lmlnnl annnls of Nebraska show
that thel hm'e bcen few executions In
proportion to the number . of murders
1110)orlon tl mUlters
counnmitted. The law Is generous to the
mutirtlerer. I gives him every oppor-
tuniy of defense , the beneft of every
douht anti time advantage of every 111-
cumstnnco that can he shown fn his
favor. ' .hc rule Is that juries are tls-
posed to be mcrclful. The convicted
mm'llelcl' can appeal t executive
clcmency. If. \ , 'Iti nil thcse favoring
conditions , a luau charged with murder
cannot make n defense that will save
his nek who will sly thnt he doeR not
deserve to die nt the hands oC the IIWfll
IuthorIles ? Nebraska cannot afford to
nlolsh ) capital punishment nt prcscnt
Time . time may come when she can
cXlelment with life Implsonment , but
It Is remmmote.VO shal mnlm no mistake
llY nlherlng to the princIple which has
the approval of all enlightened nations :
and of the wisest men in all nges.
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FROM TIE LAKES TO TlE SbJA '
The legislature of New York has
1Il ( consideration / measure which
contemplates no less / project than
that of connecting time great lakes of
the 101.t1wcst wIth the Atantc ocean
by wuter. A bill for this purpose , In-
t'oluced n few clays ago , Is salt t be
the inmo measure for the construction
of a mnlmoth ship canal that nil-
11UI'ct In congress wih Senator Alit-
son of Iowa nl1 Representative Dnlzcl
of PcnnRlln } ns HR sponsors In the
respccth'o bouses. Time project Is to be
carried out by private capital and the
cOI1)al ' which the bill IR int.ltll t
hrlug Into cxlstcnce allows the Issue of
capital stock to time amount of $ l O-
000,000. The project Is a very COl- I
preimensive one , emhrnclng the conRtruc- .
several canals ' which
lion of sc'crl calaIs through
the waters of . Lake I rle. Lake . Ontnrlo ,
the St. Lawl.tlce river nlll Lalm Cham-
plain would be connlcltll wih Uw IuII-
son river , conRtutng It shll CII I I
thud would greatly facilitate water
transportation between the lakes Ilt
the soabonrll. Time bill provides that
10 per celt of thc capital stock Is to be
Paid lit within five 'ell'a after the pns-
! ale of the act and the cunal Illt he
COllllctcd within ten years : , else the
chnl'le' summit 1115e ) , '
Eughwcls who lu\e studied time plO'
101111 route say there II no question its
to the prnctclblt ' of tint project , while
those who hu\o cl'efnl ' cOlsllelll
tIme flluc11 possibilities say them Is
no Ilouht lS to time HUCCl'RS of the clnll
If commatrueted. 'he Inc01Iol'atol's of the ,
cOlllal ' l'e lel of 111111 amid cuter- ! I
Illso In the east amid 101.thwest amid
there can he 10 l'CIMOlnhlo ( loubt 01
their ealnest Int nton to carry the
\llC'III.lug to eomumplct-iomm. 'l'ho colos-
sal Ilrojlct appeals to time lutel'lst of
time II'OllICOI'1 of the cltl'e western twe-
tiomi ot the ' ' . who
ton cOlnh' wonhl he
greatly blwl tlt hy its consunlla 10n. I
Such / waterway between the lakes
amid time lel lS Is II'ollosell wonll 10t
(11) ' have most Iullornnt 1' Snll ! lu
flcltlluj time mO"Olelt of weRtel
products. but whlt Is of elllll hnllor- .
tlnce , i woull Ilsuro trlU81Iol.tnton
mtl's thnt woull be of luclcllllo ! 11-
vantage to the IH'oducers ot time weMt.
flveum I time de'cloiluent 01 this scc.
ton of time oOlnh' ) ' had l'cachell limo
lmit time 1u'oJecled cuuul would bo oC
Imll'ns111 but when It Is con
sidered that time } lrdlcth'e capabilities
of time vast I'cglon west 01 time :11slis ,
111111 mire still very fur trom being fully
utilized amid thlt It Is Possible Us pro-
dllth'I'nl'sl wIll bo nearly or quite
doubled wlhlu the . Icxt ( IUulter oC a
ecutm'y , time ln1101.tlnce 01 the tucU-
ties which a ship cuuul cOluccluj te
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lakes wih the sea would give can easily
ho imiulerstood.
'fhere hI onolher conAhlerton In favor
or this Project which 1hy 10 Inenns nn
\11m101'tllt ole , nH ! thnt h. . thnt I
WOIIII ( relder U9 Illlewlllent ( of the
'Cnnnllnl watcnfn ' . In the past
Cnllll has showl amt t\frlelll ' and
mmmmumeiglmboriy flllrlt In the Iater of
allowing the vessels of this country the
Ise 01 hcr cnnnis nlil l'eIOI'o to 1
r"nlltor ' policy was necessary to I
bring her to terms. I 11 possiiiie for n
repetition of this to tll.c place nt nny
tmc mmmmder existng conditions , to the
serious nmmnoyummce nll loss of our \ !
sel Iltl' st that Iust use the elluis of
Cnuada. 'hc mllnr ' ImlOI'lnlr' of n
siulii ( nlnl from the lakes to the sel
thrugh 11' OWI termitory Is nnolhl'l I
polmmt for comisiuieratloum. In the e\lt of
I WIU' between the t'mmited States 1111
GI'ent lhtlln time hat icr wOIII be tulle
to Rl'ntl unhonls throllh the Clnnlh\n
cunll ! fl'owhl'h wo woull be lX-
chllell , 1111 mhht 11 this WI - Ilh\ '
havoc wih omitiuiku lions 1111 shllllll )
before we coult In'elll'e for 1 SI'CtSS-
ful defemmse. .
'he hulIII of such I WI ttlwnr 11
If contcmllintell by the bill hlforc ) the
New York ICllllltnre 1M an ltl'llrlfe of
' . Time of thc
great 11 ( nItle. 11MII
tone ' nICeRsI'\ ' to thc carrying olt of
thc Ilroject woull he mme IIR ' tusk. Hut
there . 111 be mme queston ns to its liii-
uortutmuce. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
rOIEl F Q.l l'TAG1n.4. ,
I the I1SmnlCe given by the fumouR ,
electrician , Nlcoll TlRln , thut. thc 11'ob-
lem oC camrylmmg electrIcity long distances -
tance wihoutatel'lll loss hns becn
soh'cl , results oC time greatest volume and
lullrtllcc mire to bc expected from the
utilizatIon oC the power of the waters
of Iaurn. 'esll hums not dIsclosed thc
nuhn'e oC his device 01' 1etholl fmthC'
than to SitY thlt It hi\oh'eR the use of
"electricumi wa\cs" anti time disuse of or-
tllr ' ule1'natug cl'lnts , which wi ,
ummierstood b ' ' eiectrieimtns. i
lie Ullertoml ly practical clect'lchUH.
' 1he econo\lcal tnmsll1Rlon of power
to n distance . of twcII- mils humus hccn )
nllnHlnnt d molstrtel In this coun-
tr y ntl ( In 1'ope , but the rlnlrl
Falls Power ' . ) tIr.
Fals cO\IJm imtilizlmmg )1'
'i'csiut's In\cntonR , II'opose8 to outdo nil
prevIous Ichlm'clClh : In this tcll ( by
delivering POWC' currents nt fairly CO\-
Iltth'e Prices nR far IR New Y0'J City
In thc east and as far ns Cleveland and
other liurge I . Ohio towns In the wcst.
Electricity gencrated at Niagara I.'ulf
wi bc used , Tcsla Ifr\R , on the Erie
cnl 1 I 111 to propel vessels fl'o\ Albll '
to New Yorl. Time . olcials of time com-
Ilny lure said to have absolute faith ! In
time practicability of the . device .f thc
.
great electrician Inll belc\o It will le-
comlllsh all that the II\cltor claims for
It The success of 'esla's oIlier imiveum-
tons for time distribution of electricity
certalll ' gives warrant for this conf-
dcncc.
I expectations are realized It would
not bo easy to overestimate the value of
tIme results. I hns been esUmutct that
the entire power used In the stale of
power Uct
New YOlk to run machinery Is about
450.000-lmorsct power and I power iHul
to this wi bn generated by time turbine ,
water whecls of the Niagara Fails
Power comlJny when . Its plant Is CO\-
pletcd. The Hydraulic compnn
IUl ' a Cannth1 cOllmny will
utilize the Niagara Fails , it Is believed ,
to nn cqnll extelt This power , t11S'
nilted hundreds of miles In every direction -
ton , would affect the industries amid
modes of life of many mi lOls oC peo-
1)le. I Is hot easy to conceive , Indeed ,
the 11roportons oC the revolutionary ef-
feet of the successful operation of thc
methot of power distribution which
Tesla claims to lltTe Im'eutml. A few
have bccl suggestcd . ElectricIty would
largely displace gas , for which New
York City alone pars $2,0.0 I 3'cnr.
and coal , for which that city pays out
nnnual ' $0,00,00. Not only would
steam bo dlsllacCl In time cities of New
York state but the riroads that now I
elllo ' steam locomotives would turn ,
It ; Is asserted , to the chcapcr electric mao-
tor. 'l'housulls of square Ilcs about
Niagara Fuls lS 1 center would , In tu ,
10W em oC chcap trnsmission of cleo
trlclr , bo lighted , warmed amI supplIed
with motive power from that 1101nt ) i
vast Imouut of capital 1111 labor now
emnpioycd II the creation of power
would , If time ' 'csll device shul prove
sumcessfui , hayo to seel ; other cllnlels
of emplo 'ment In short , time rcsuls
\0111 he simply ro'olutonary , and not
110le In time territory accessible to the
1)e l' gcne1ted by the waters of NIagara -
aJnru , but over n very much larg r re-
gion. Indeed , time effect of time change o
would ho felt II O\0'y portion of the
cOUlt' . TIme results of a practcnl test
oil nn extcnslve scale of 'l'csla's device
will bo of wbrld-w'Ide Intercst.
J8 7'UEHE ! 'OTllrm 1N.1T
"I should not advise any 'otnJ maui
to enter public lto , There Is nothing In
it. " These I'O time wOrls whim which
the \eterul conJI'cRslnn , time flther of
the house , Judge Iollan of 11111n , Is
said to have alllresset u group of fcl-
low 1emlcl's on the 10l'I1ng of time
day thut mal'l.cd the close of his 10lg
colJresslolnl Cll'CO' Judge 1ohnln II-
lstclI that his eXllcrlence , xtcldlng
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over thh.tr.lh'o years , led to this mum-
IH'omhlg oOlohlllol , ut least fl'om the
11l1clal slanlliloint. In\llg 1\11 fr-
gaily . fl'om the tmc Il CIUlO to thc
't'luirty.slxth congress , ho hud yet been
ulublo to save U 1tln ) ' out of his sal )
' ' , and ho left ' timumn
1' ) old Icf congress poorer thln
will lie eumtere(1. ( JUllge Iloimumummi's coimm-
} lllllt of uI'cquled public service Is
10t ullqle. I II Oi old , old story , re-
11'atcil every tmo 1 talhfull1blc son'-
null luds hlm8elt thl'O\1 buick UpOI Jlls
own resrnmrces. II IUIY cases such lS
this there Ia somethllg of the pathetic
In time nnl'ratve , but time nequlcldy
IUIIllunL' ( the old , amid thcn Is never
ulY hack of fresh 11 terlal.
Hut II It true hunt there Is nothllg In
11110 lire to attract 111 of Ollu'uctel'
und ubll ' ? Is It sU11 nlh'lco tmt
seeks to 11lsuallc'rouug 1(1 tlom do-
voting themseh'cl to Juhlc affairs ?
I rom time fhllclalltlldJollt of dollars
uld CClts , Ilcrhalls yes . homIest and lu-
COI'l'lltulo l1bUc ofclals CUllot expect
to get I'kh ( rout time 8ularlcs ataching
to their olihees. 111) ' mel II IHblc life
11\0 become wealthy by outside 11Il'l-
" ( f : > : ' . . , ' ' " ) J. , W ) ' , - . - , ' ' III'1 ' _ . ' , , > . ,1 -
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latoM or Im'cRIJjtlIR , hut those who
have done so"jpllestly would l1rohnhly ,
ha"I' . Ilnssel1lalc or n greater
fOI.tule had they stuck to time lelt of
private ellellh l. Oi time Ilollt or time
mOI ' II I.e are couslmhl to nc-
( ( lIt the tt tlolr of 11\ like .ltuige
101 ia I. who cnu speak from
IIer80lni eXhRmieumCC. At the ! 111
tmc It . wtllll.hcfush to 1Rlcrt that the
II'OIOI.tol ) of ! , ibiiC len whole Cf'C'S
cud II Ilmmammchukfuuiiure IR nl ' greater
thnu thnt oC yr f1lhl'C 111\llulls who
110 not 111.0 Ii' 'uoce8S of thch'oca -
tiomm. ( J ) .
This lrllgf us abruptly to thc qimes- !
tOI whcthl' time Ilcrulhu'y 11\111 ( Is to
hu rClul'11 (1 ( as the true object of huddle
service. " 'l' loire public
sl''lcc. hl\'c I great mommy Ilhle
otces to whll'h mme IIJU'IIH utnch wImuit-
C"l1 uIII Whl'I'C thc hOloI oC the 1)011-
tiomm aimil time ' it CIU'I'll'R '
tel Iml tll' I'CHll0lRlhlir I are
ni that IR UCI'lHlell the Ilcmuhclt who
11I'fO'IR . its do t los. II I ROle coumtt ties ,
(1 ( remit himitaimi . for exmmmmmple , melhll's of
the untonll legislature I are thelsth'es
Ilchllel ( 11 thlR category . 111 It Is not
nolceahlc : that time chl\ctel' of the leg-
IHlntm's m'l' on thnt IccoUlt In fe I or.
Time ohjectolH tu he t Emmghishm R 'Hh'l of
111"11 l1tuhcrR of Parlulelt mime that
It elllls n hll'lllhlll Ullon thc n1lblrs
of immoderate Il'lnl Iml Inl.lR I seat In
.
lllllmell 1 Iuxt.y to he Ilhll ell In
' h ' the . 1mm ' this
oimiy luy vealt1iy. 11 Pruttiee
his 101 heel ) a very serious drawback.
In this cOllh'r the salaries of 1emhc1s
oC commgress howe hecn fixed lt n figure
to Iclmht'He the leCeRal - CXpCItS of
lh'llIt tht capital. wihout mal"ll
thcl large emmotmglm to 1)0 sought after
ns mm'l 10nl ' irizes. DC cotmrse. thcre
are 11IteICI ( R hetwcen congrcRRnwn.
Yet If we take I : I type one who huts
I fair mellt'C of Ihllr , cOlhlncd . wih
1 ICllltol for strict integrity. wc find
that he OCCIIIIIR ( sodll posiion ultl
eXei ' tk . ; . fill IlnlCnl'c 1101 . hl commu4titu-
cnts that mire In thcmset.cs wm'lh imuuv-
lug. Filnl ' . the . CXII\'lclce guhlNI II
1lhlc ) olke Is 1 , imo lellS the least , '
valuable of the : \ltngCR I offers.
Time 'Q1 mln entering public life
shoull lt tuumgimt to look mOle ut theRe
Immltcrlll guiluis thnn at thc 11ct11Inr '
cmolllclts that are to accrue.Vlmile
wc henr frCllwlt comllalnts of thc In-
II'athlle of reinultiles. It IR sellom that
: Imhlc lun who hits mnte mmny rCl-
tntol really wisheR that he hud kept
slmy of the political path. We are In-
dimmed to doubt ss'imetimer Jmmlge
cllet cVen dOlbt whtther JUllle
1ullan hIIHeUh"ouI1. Ir hc bind his
career to Imiakejo\it rhllln , arrive at any
different cholent than he did. Ills cx-
alllc Ihoull PlVe strommger with young
mcn heslntn ' . about entcrlng publc
life tmn his al t' \'Icc. \ 4'
TIE nTISl'I' ' STAL TFLEGfl4PIt.
I' JI
Great Brhtaimm-iums been celebrating
Brlt.lln-lms just celehr-
ting Wo twenthfthm anniversary of the
acquisition of ht rpostal telegraph SYR-
tam. Time occa4om \ hits been seized for
nUIC'OUS revIews of the progress of
the posta tcl'Sflh In that couatr
Ilm'lng time Im8t . q Hltcl'-centur ninny
! f. . the facts bot4mt < out being , of" par-
tcular interest to time Amcrlcan public ,
before which tho-qucston of - ;
govcr-
ment teleIIIJIA ! Is bound to come to J
head sooner 01 iatZr ; .
'he various telegraph ' systems of
Great Britain palsct fOllaly from time.
hlnds of the p1\ate corporations that
had built them Into time government
conh'ol on Jlnul' 28 , 1S79. For this
propelt ' the go\crment paid what was
then and what lois always been regarded -
glL'dell ns 1 very exorbitant price , : 11-
000,00 or $ ; iOOO. , The . lines have
ieeii maintained nut extended ant time
plant amid forces Increased steadily from
time day the govcrnment took posscsslon.
In 1870 there were In Great BrItain
2,032 offices from which messages could
bo scnt whereas there are now 9,637
such offices , nnll there Is hardly 1 spot
In the kingdom \ ! Wllch ) one Is wihout
meuns of speedy communication wih
any hart of the world , even the smallest
village 10stolco being connectet by
wire with the lumrOl8 trade ccnters.
In London II0no the numbcr of tele-
J1'aph ofcs has risen fl'om 130 In 1870
to ocr GO In 1S ! : At the same tlnQ
the mieage of land hues has , glown
from 14,776 to 32,81 , ant the miles of
wire which circle the kingdom from
50,430 to 200a04 , with 130 miles of sub-
mlrlno cable as omlJrcd wlb 20 , havIng -
lug 1 mlengo of ' 2,40 , against 177.
The clmge : In 'uuslness mmmid prices In
the twenty-live years of time postal tclc-
grmullm Is no less Rtrl"I ) . In the year
1SIU the total nnmuO' of telegrams dls-
patchcd wihin time ; territorial lmis of
the Ulled Klngdol was 6,830,812.
But In time year just blolght to an end
time total hnd l'IHcn to the cnormous
fluro of neal'ly 7rO. Previous to
1870 , under thc regime of private tele-
11'nph C011111cl , the prces ch/rled for
nut Inlant lesslge rlgct froni 2 cents
to $1.2 the l\crago bell ! 51 cents for
each. Now time aver e Is H cents. As
n natural rcsult of this cOlstllt l'elluc-
ton in charges time Ilmbtl' oC messages
trllmlUed hns slenllr mounted up-
wll'd. II 18q. : Ithe \ ! " LOldol oflice
barely 30 IISSjC passed thl'ough In
1 simmgle day of tlntrll' hours. Ole
timmy last year tl' mclul record Hhowed I
that 30/00d / ( IcSfll1 , III } beel received
amid dlspntchlll 111'llg time sale itriod ,
time gelerl l\tf'\db ! \ hellg 20,000. As
regards press 1IHpnthes the go\cr-
Ilnt UUUIJel IW Is 10t behmimmd-
hunt il Ibr \ trentmmmemzt. 'i'imey
Ibrfr
; .
can be Rentr.1 I special mmmes-
sages bctwecl Yt'nI'r. ' ! ' aunt 0 p. I in. at 1
rate of 2S celt { ( ; sevemmty-Ilvo words ,
1111 I hwtn 0 iJJ ' fl ! . nlll 0 a. m. at I
rate or : celtR , ' ' tli 10 words , whim
u'I'la
vei.y great l'cIUj mS whln duplicated
to two or ummoro mImuVgpnhers.
Owilj to time ib1Ir : of time govel'mlelt
In exteldllg the tHte\ , Illro\lnl all
aumgmueuttiimg the service 11t ret1clll
time ' to time lowcst sslhlo ,
cllu'gls Possible poimmt
time S\1111s I'Q\IIUe ff 1 time Ilosiul
tellgl'lllh hns not COl11I'CIl with that
derived ( vomit time othel' bllch of time
postal serrlec 'rho revenues 1110 bcel
Ihsolbell ) II time OXllolles of lulnto-
immure 111 of new eqtmlpimmeimt . s flint the
Iltel st chlro 01 time 11,0,0 ot
ollJllul II'estlcnt Ims been let II-
10st exclusIvely from other sources. . I
1mm , however , the ( oltcntol oC time Evil-
limit } Iostmnltcr gelC'ul that time letter
111 ( ( IIII'lllh service 11St bo looked
mulch 11 I vhmoie , and I helns imupos-
! llio to lutennhlu tIn exact cost ot
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eIther separately , time surplus ot $2,750 , .
0 credited to the kloRlofrt oht 10
he n111h' satisfactory for hoth. At-
thou h time orlglnl 1)llchn8e Was n
rather hall bargain for time gocrn-
1NII , mme public mnl , ou11 uow , after
twemmty-flve years of ex\erltlce with time
pORtnl tollllllh In Great Hrlnln , dnro
to lolOSI n Ietur to time old systenm of
Ilrl\to corporatioums. In fact , lmmglislm- ]
l\eu. \ emmjoylmmg the 1lleff of the hest
service nt time mlnlmlm price . can not
\11N'stull how oilier Iounh'es ! tolerate .
n telegraph 11 thc hmll1 of 1 lt'.U te
mmmommopol3- . Great 1rlnln feels that the
. .
social 11.llcnl oC the first twenl..fve
years oC thc postal telegmiupim has 10re
thnn II\all the SUIS which have bcen
II'cstcll 11 It.
The sl1lerl01' capacity oC 1110 Chlcf
UNlel as 1 fro fighter amid ( ilscIpiI-
nlrlnnlmR hlti fully Ilcmonltrtcll silce
his uttl'emut to . time 110Rltol us hen of
the lire depnrtmmmemut. Time nolsc , cOlfl-
slon 1111 plflnl - which were regardeti
lS . neCCRRI' ' Uccllllnlmclts of every
lire hu'e been AUl1lllantell by noiseless
but tmClllt vork directed tOWll1
chlddl the 111'1'111 of con I llons
br celtN'IIg thc force \1)01 he t mORt
exposed nmmd vuimmerabie wltimotmt
eXlosNl 1\1 'ullcrhie lllnls wlholt
ncedlt'sHlr eXlloRll1 mel to Immlnelt
Ilnlcr amid . wihout recklessly te8h'o ' -
lug Ilrollt.t ' where It cln be saved. :
Wlh Imll'O'ell u\llrullS a \1 n Ills-
clllltl fire l'lgnle Olaim wi S001
boast lS elclent It lire tl'llrlmcnt IS
any city of ellal 101111 tOI II the
COlm h' ' . _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
A\II0' Moore Is reported 10 have
refused to register time seed gl'il bonds
11'I'Hentet br 1oyt cOUlt ' , time only
cOllty thut his soumght to take nlh'nn-
tlgt of thc 1II0vlllonR oC time new law ,
01 thc glo\1l of doubtful constitution-
uthity. 'J'hls It'UIS tlt the school
fU11 will bc saved from Im'cRlment In
nleHtollblc securities Ult the COIlts
shul immmve missed lon tllrulh1y. .
Time uUltm"1 ICtol may dCprive the
llcolile . of the coulty In lucston of OIC
\eH01.te U1IOl whleh the ' were count-
hug . hut hc will ue pc\forlll 1 duty
which he owes to the whole state for
which the school unds are held II
t\ust
- Of the \merlcnu Uraud.
Droolt\'n Eogle.
Let us hear less or noblemen and more oC
noble men.
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Thln" " ni R Irl7" .
; St . Louis . Republic.
The American who wi go to Europe and
bring home I bride whim ! $2,0.0 In good
har cash will have the thanks of the na-
tion. The balance of trade Is sadly against
us In this line. _ _ _ p _ _ _
'ho bbacklc" or Extravagance.
1ls1urg Dispatch .
Extravagance Is the curse oC this country.
The greatest gramlest. richest country on
earth Is mruhe to hold squllor and mIsery
by this besetting sIn Society Is ruled by It.
Business Is prostrated by It. Government ts
burdened wIth It I Is found on ever side.
In every walk of life. In et } . . town via
and country. I takes the form ot vulgar
display. I Indulges luxuries for those who
cannot afford them. .
"ho IJvlre I'aradl.o.
Times-Herald.
Oklahoma makes the most liberal bid. yet
for the divorce populaton of the counlry.
Residence of onlY ninety das Is required
and It need be little more than constructve ,
, SuIt. may be begun by advertisement In
any newspaper. In the terrlo ! . Proceedings -
I 'ceedlngs ' apr. the probate courts of the
various counties. Secrecy guaranteed If de-
sired . Any alleged cause Is sufficIent. The
judgment of divorce takes effect In ten days ,
and there Is no appeal. The climate of Oklahoma -
lahoma Is good . but the hotels are bad.
vhlch appears to be abut the only flaw In
a dIvorce paradise.
.
Muelnoag . Not romutics.
Illao Expr"ss !
" Local government Is business not poll-
tics , " Is a maxim In which very many
Americans have come to believe. Only the
fetchis of party name prevents a more
general acceptaton of the truth that the
affairs or I munIcIpalIty have no necessary
connection wIth the affairs of the nation
and state and that It Is mIsleading and mischievous -
chievous to divide the citizen-body In local
elections on the lnes of the two great par-
ties. A republican candidate for mayor Is
apt to be supported by most believers In
protection and centralization , whim a demo-
cratc nominee for county clerIc will receIve
the sulrages oC nearly all the followers of
Andrew Jackson In the dIstrIct. ThIs I be-
cause men mIstake the shadow for the sub-
stance ; lhe name for the principle : the
empty kernel for the living truth. I Is
making party organization the end rather
than the means. I Is politIcs for the sake
of politics . _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ . _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Bupenlslon \uldlnl AssocIation
Chicago TImes. !
The attorney general of Illinois does well '
atorney
In hIs biennia report to suggest that building - ;
InS and loan associations are seekIng a line
!
of buslnes for whIch they were not de.
sIgned origInally . He Insists , and properly
that their operation should be limited to
loaning money for the construction of home-
steads.and suggests that br furnishing the
money for the purchase or lanes and the
erection of hotels ali other large bullln/
many of them have become bankrupt , dc-
stroylog the conldence of the people In
stroyln/ buidIng associations and deprivIng
them thereby of their field of usetulness as
svlngl Institutions for the poor.
This note of warning Is tImely. Within
the scope of their legItimate operation and
I carefully managed building associations
are of great utility. They are useful to the
shareholder who wIshes also 10 borrow and
they are reasonably plolable to the In-
vestor.
Even when confined wIthin their proper
limits they cannot be useful unless the
greatest care Is exercised In the making
of loans. There has been great shrinkage
In the so-calmed value of real eslate. len
of god Judgment who three years ago
readily placed I value upon 1 lot and 11
readiy upn
Improvement are now amazed In looking at
the sItuation to find that they ever con-
sented to the IIure given
As building nSHoclitons have been Incor-
porated \n \ very large numbers In Ilnois
and as millions ot the savings of people
who have put their all Into them are involved -
valved there cannot be too earnest Insist-
once that the supervIsion of these Institutions -
tons shal be drastic . \n \ Its titorougimness. .
OUT ( F TJI OllJ..uur.
New York has 21.00 women who support )
theIr bu.bands.
A Standish ( Me ) man has nearly finished
a robe made wholly of cats' sldns.
ltev Father John J. Carrel of Chicago Is
said to possess the only tYJowrler In time
world with Gaelic characters.
During the ehhleen years ending with
June 30. 1890. 1.821 persons were killed hy
cyclones In the Un led States.
The prohibItion town of Portand. ide . uses
$76,000 worth of liquor every year for "medi-
$6.000
dual and mechanicl purposes. "
The Inventory of the estate of a miser. who
tiled recently near Centre Mo. . shows $35.00
In cash deeds for 720 acres of land and $8 $
lu household effects.
Carrie Llehee has been appointed as a division -
vision Burgeon of the Northern Pacific at
hope . Idaho. This Is the first woman physi-
cian to be appointed In the railway service.
4 Crescent City ( Cal. ) man has a hen that
recently produced an egg weighing four
ounces. I measured In circumference one
way eight and threa-quarlers Inches , while
the other It was seven and one-hal Inches.
A < llcgo dentist says the teeth of persona
who work In clly factories becme ruined
In a short tlmne. Many have no natural teeUI
at all. .It Is not the candy eaten that does
the mIschief but the fumes which are tar
more destructive than the cally Itself.
the tire irmeurance policy
Probably largest tre Inauranc plcy
In existence or ever written. Is that covering
the properly of the Santa 1"e Halway corn-
pany. I was Issued by the Phoenix Fire of
Laden , England Is In amount $7.000.00
and takes a premIum of $ l70.000 to carry .
In the Chinese language the meaalng depends -
pends more pa the tone In which the word
Is spoken thaim In the word Itlelf. The lame
word may have a dozen entirely different
meammings according t the tone In which It
Is spoken. This fact makes It difcult for
foreIgnerS to learn Chinese.
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11WUI"UI H1WT AT TIm .vrru' .
Louls\o Courler.onrnl One of the
queerest ot the many recent outbreAks of
pulpit lenSllonllm wan medo In DOllon
lat Sunday evcnlng. A certain Dr. Penn ,
pastor of "Tho E\'erydny Church . " closed
hIs sermon by InTllng the congregation to
the , 'eslr 'hero " , ' " .
. 'ncrvieo"
vestry , the "sr'lee" wits con-
cluded with tea.
Kan811 City star : Wenisyanism l In Amer-
tc Is beginning 10 take on n "enerlble u.
peel. The Baltimore conference of the Meth-
ollsl J plcolal church II holln ! its HUh
Iculon. ThIs Is n long Irlat of time In a
new counlr hike the United Siaies. I { Ie
notes thnt the Melhodlsll ) " got In on time
ground Ooor"-to employ n secular phrase.
Mlnneloll Trlbun : A Cincinnati preacher
recently startled that pious town by announcing -
nouncing In flaming hNllnel 11 the tithe
of his next SUnII1 , sermon "Who Wi fib
In Hell ? Everybody Welcomel" The mln-
l.te. of course meant that everybody was
welcome 10 come anti hear his sermon html
the IOIl made merry over the nnnounce
ment regardless of the fact that , taken In
any aPiuroprlato sense . 11 woull still have bcn emlncnty
lroklyn Eagle Al the clerical activIties
of n decadc all time milaul preachming . have
not advanced Christianity 0 much as It was
all'ancCI recently In DaMon Ihrough the
agency of a fire. Fire applNt to time feet or
ulbcle'er all dissenters In the last made
n great man ) ' enemies for Chrlslnll , but
this fire occurred II n Catholc church. I
was the church of SI. Anlie ant \ was al-
most entirely llestro'ed. Almost 1nmmncdi
mutely after this acchlenl time trustees of time
neighboring lallst anti Unlarlan church
offered lo J.'alhe Mtmrpimy tim use of their
edifices for daly service turlng < time Lenten
season. This Is true Chrlslan brolherhod ,
In the face of disaster It always asserts
ltseif.I ' There are no sectarian lines In
ad\'ersly.
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PJWL'LI . .1.1 TI ! I.'t75. .
American heiresses and their money are
soon parted.
fihanmi ! . Bryan anl1 Bailey constitute the
trinity of silver graces
The geese having fleul . Mr. Cleveland : naturally -
rally took after the ducks.
The divorce record ot New York's400 Is ,
crowdIng t.e pace of malr\non ) ' . " I :
Senator . J. Den Cameron's presidential
presidental
boomlet Is running loose elm time Mahone lol.
A pot hall \olce courts In mind when he
wrote about mills that "grhHl exceeding
exceelnl
fine. "
I Is reasonably certain that the senatorial
Creeze-out In Delaware wi not affect the
peach crop.
The late unlamented congress fell short of
limo hi Ion marl b ) twelve mniiiiouis. I was
short In everrthlng.
The growls of Husslan bear Indicate a determination -
termination . to help Japan dispose of the
trophies of time chase.
Willie Waldorf Aslor's newspaper expe-
rlenco . abroad cost $2,000,000 to date antI
yet an ungrateful empire failed to give him
a title.
The Indiana legislature Is debating the
queston of reducing the Judicial rate of
$500 placed on stolen kisses 10 $250. The
later figure Is more In accord with the
general shaving oC values.
A spasm of civil service reform smote 220
Chicago pohicemnemm. But the exigencies of
the spring campaign demalHl their services
and the appointIng power Is diligently seek-
hog an excuse to place them on their beats.
Time bill reviving the whlDDln noeL In
New York Is befor . Governortjorjnfor r ac-
tion. The passage of the measure provokes
censure In many quarters the critics over-
looking the fact that the substitution of the
lash for the paddle Is In accord with humane
reform.
Pursuant to the recommendations of the
government engineers plans for a suspension -
sion brIdge over North river. New York have
been prepared. The central span wIll be 3,100
feet loug. will carr six tracks . and give a
clear headway of 150 feet above high tide.
The government engineers estimated the cost
of a suspension bridge at $23,000,000. The
estimated cost of the planned structure Is
$40,000,000.
Preparations Ire making to celebrate the
10nh birthday of MrB. lannah Chard of
Vlneiand N. J. . the oldest woman In that
State which occurs on April 20. Five genera-
atons are to be represented at the celebra-
tion. Mrs. Chard during sevenly-seven
years of married lIfe , had twelve children .
but only three of them are now living . at the
ages of 85 , 73 and 61 years rpectIveiy. Site
Is still an active housekeeper and Is an Inveterate -
veterate pIpe smoker.
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It's a Legitimate Imulnesg4
Weeping Water Republican .
Governor Holcomb has slguld the oleomar
garine bill . but he recommends some amend
ments which should be adopted. The bill .
the way It now stands will destroy the Industry -
dustry In this slate where miions of pounds
are manufactured for eastern markets The
bill would better never have passed than to
remaIn ns tt Is. The manufacture of oleo
lo a legitimate business and I Is an industry -
dustr which adds to the price of beef cattle
as well as giving employment to a great
many men and brInging thousands of dol-
lars Into the state.
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Oenerl" Treatment of Rebeb.
New York World.
In refusing to carry out the sentence of
death on the convicted Hawaiian revolutionists -
Isls President Dole has done something
Iomethll/
/
more than merely respond to the humane
sentiment of this country lIe has strength-
coed the Position of the Hawaiian republic
l'o
and justiuled Its claIm 10 recognition and to
protecton from nil the civized powers. le
has made Hawaii strong enough to stand
alone without being attached by cable to the
United Slates.
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lrASrS FRO.1 - n.uc's lWnN.
An opportunity missed may bo an eternity
host .
lol.Alg ls woul weep I men had to bo judged
by each other
Halo woul overcome by killing : lore con-
ques by dying.
Putting n crown on the head lul nolhlar
kingly In the imeart.
Time deTH Is always there to listen whtn
pride nnll flattery macct.
\01 can't mcnsure a mnn's religion by the
length of hIs taco 01 SUHlar ,
Whenever n faulfnlr open his mouth ho
t e\r'boJy whlt tt hives on.
A fool Is always burning his fingers becausG
ho cannot rem em her that fro Is hot
The man who becomes n succesful hypo-
crle has 10 work at It every day In the week.
I somelmes hal1pcIs thai when the devil
goes 10 cburch ho walks there wlb limo
pretuche.
I we matte It the habIt of our hives to
look on time bright side . wo will always have
n bright side to hook on p )
Cu.lH > MmIJ i.or 'I > UIlUS.
Indianapolis Journal : "Dv time way , hln't
you say the COllt lund a. torlune In Amer-
kin securities ? "
"Yes About two 11 \ Ions In mntrlmonlnl
bonds. " ,
, , Detrl1 'lbune : ' 'So'oum \on ' her han1"
" 1 don'l Imow. I'm under her tlmumummb . In
any e\on\ . " 1luub. ,1
Detroit Free Press : Old Miiilomm-Wimnt. a
Inrr } ' him Wh ) ' . he cnn'l btiy the clothes
you WCUI' . Miss Miion-Wel , imna , ever-
hotly cami't he I mamilliommaire .
Boslon Courier : Lou-lie .nlt he would
kill himsel te ) 'OU won1 not nmnrry him ?
I.aura-He iliti Bull reCuse" . all the Game.
10u-nl\ 1hlusclC ? Lmmtn-NOI % : I saw
him girl. last night at time theater with IUolle1'
1 ' legende Iulmacttcrlmridegroom : ( about to
marry the youn/est / of three slsters-My )
dear friend . 1 want yota to sluli right be-
hlll me durlug time ceremony anti keep your
eyes open. I nm very nlrslghtcII amid I
am afraid the } ' might Iubstlte tIme oldest
sister at the critical momenl.
Adams Freemnn : " 1 dote George . papa , "
she 8ald. "he so smacks oC good Immmmmmor " " 1
kimow may dear , " Iall tIme old gemmi with' 0
knoWI
know ng look 'hut don'l you think { I you
were not so good hUlorcd he would smacI
less ? " -
Chicago necord : Aulhor-Can you thlnt
or book some ? Iensalonll mulve for may next
heiress Crltlc-Smmre. for a heroine. have I wealthy Amerlcal
Atmtlmor-'l'hat's notlming.
Critic-Hut 'otm haven't lmeartl me otmt.
have lmcr imiarry a plalmm Ammmerican citizen I
Ietroit Free PressIlunker-Do : you think
a salary or 1,1,000 simOtlltl be a sumflmelent 1mm-
ditcenment for mm. 'oming mann to mnnrry ?
IClsuomumm-I tiO , moomut assuredly. Show ma
time woniami'imo is wliiitmg to jmay timat salary
to imer imusband ,
Somiierviile Jotmrmmmtl : When a votmng man
asks a. girl to marry ImIm amul She says
"Yes" withommt time slightest hesitatiomm , mime
times otmt of temi time yoimmag mnmu can't help
askimmg himnsclf nmemmtaliy If Perhaps lie
hasn't been foolisimly precipitate.
Kate Field's Wnslmimmgton : unison-Now ,
you wouldn't marry me , would you ?
Itmlsit Sears-Most certainly not ; but wimy
do yotm ask mmcli a question ?
Jimnson-Just to decide a bet.
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4IILVE FOil LUND SLR.iIOYS.
Philadelplmla Inqimirer : Sneaker-The peo-
pIe in that house that we's gomn' to rob tonight -
night keeps four dogs. Beaker-We aIn't
goimi to rob it. People wet keeps four dogs
ain't got notiiin' to rob.
Thmffalo Courier : Jilson says lme does not
see why timere should be nny objection to
woman entering the legal irofessiofl. Nine
out of every ten married men kimow well
enough that her word is law
Rockland TrihuneItiS because so many
of us will pay $3 for the privilege of sittIng
two hours In a. 50-cent seat and listening to
an opera sung in a language that we can't
understand that the wise mami was led to
remark that an American and imis money
are soon parted.
TndianapOlis Journal.'Dld you read about
that man In jiaitimore who swallowed lila
glass eye ? " asked the youngest boarder ,
, 'I did , ' replied time Cheerful Idiot. "And
It does seem to me that he was carrying
the modern , veakness for IntrospectIon a
trifle too far.
THE FICICLEPURNACFI.
Indianapolis Journal.
Oh , furnace , 1mm time hours of freeze ,
You ne'er got over three degrees ;
When thaw time comes. amid sIgns of sprln
You warm right up like everything.
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Robert juruulges.
Say , who Is thIs with silvered hair ,
So pale and worn and thin ,
Wimo pasmeeth here antI imassetli timere ,
And looketh out and in ?
That useth not our garb nor tongue , ,
And knoweth titings mmntoid ;
Who teacheth pleastmre to the young
And wisdom to the old ?
No toil ito mnketh lain by day ,
No home his own by night ;
But wimereso&er lme takes his way
lIe killetit our delight.
Since lie lvum conic there's nothing wise
Nor fair 1mm man or child ,
Unless bum detp , divinIng eyes
Have looked on It and smnlled.
Whence came ime lmither nil alone
Among omr , folk to spy ?
Tlmer&H nauglmt that We can call our owl
Till he shah hap to die.
And I would dig his grave full deep
hieneath the churchyard yew ,
Lest thence imle wlzmmrd eyes malgld , peep
To mark time tImings we do.
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4 ELIA6LE CLOTHIERS 0
Your Moitoy's Worth or Your Money B.tig.
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It's the Little Things-
Time picking oumt of time ciotii , time preparation of It , time cutting , limo
. tm'immlng , oven limo buttons amid the
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1)001(01 ilniimga-It's time little timings-that go
a , , to make time ierfeet goods , Every cnm'o im-
. . - S , aglmmablu 1 taken in mnaldmmg up emir goods ,
t . everythIng is thmorougimiy Iimspectod. and
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S timen--wimen you get it. of us It's good , and
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L , we are ho hulgimur priced tlmaui dunham's whet
t .t' ' "u IIIY HO attentloum to ( lUalily and buy ( It viiio-
. _ . _ m j over Is chmoapesl , yjr0 can't soil you a stilt
, . . . : ' \ ; r tom' four or five dolhimrsbumt. we'll give yomm time
.t : . . . -/F ( 1)051 in time world for $10.00 and up. Html wo
/ i : _ startoti out tO talk about little timings , Well ,
- ' wo'vo ' just got 'In ' some of time nicest little
ri . tlmlumgs 1mm time way of boys' fum'mmlsimings anti
" 1 hats and caps that we've ever seen. Pretty
' . ' . and bow priced. Our cimihdrcn's department
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. and Invite an early in-
is replete with umoveitles oicetod for spring. we
' ' showing 1mm geumtlemmierm's shirts and
apection. 'fhmo many styles ivo am'o
umcekwcai' seem to ho just the timing , judging by thmo many praiseful ox-
imu'essionn we Imear oum nil sidesaumul hunts , wehi wo jtmst have tim best bat
dopartmncuit anywhere umow. All limo new spm'Immg blocks are In and our
assortment Is so varied In both style and price , . that you will imiuve no
trouble iii finding just wimat you want ,
. DROWNING , KING & Co. ,
Reliable Clothiers , S. WCor.l5th amid Douglas Sts.
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