12 THE OMAHA BALLT BEE : STJNDA1T , N OV JCMIUCie 135 , 1S1M. OMAHA SUNDAY BER E. nosiswATnn. K < utor. KVntlY UOHNINO. TKIIMB OF flUBSrTtUTlOt'l Dally Bet ( without SunJay ) , One Year , . . . * I M Bally Ilee Hnil Bumlay. Onn Year. . . 10 00 Blx Monlhi 600 Three Month * . * M Sunday Uee , One Year ZW Cnturday lice , One Year > > 1 H Weekly IHe , One Year * OtWlCESl Omaha , Tin Ue llulMlne. Bouth Onuitm , Corner N nml Twenty-fourth BU. Council Ilium , 12 rcnit street. ChlniKU Olllce , 217 Chnmb r of Commerce. Hew York. Hnnm * 13 , 14 nml ID , Tribune HlJg. Washington , HOT r street , N.V. . COUllESI'ONDDNCE. All communication * rcl.illtiK to new * nml edl- torlal matter nhouM he niMrmed : To tha editor , jirsiNr.sii I.ITTKUB. All buitnena tetters and remittances should be uddreuetl to The lice I'ublUhlne company , Omnhn. Draft * , checks nnd poMoltice otilcrs to be made parnWf to Hie milrr of the company , THE BUB I'BBUHIIINQ COMPANY. STATEMENT OK CIRCULATION. „ - V. Tj claick , tccrolary of Tlio Iteo Pub- llililiiK rutnpnny , lielnfr duly swmn. mi that the nctunl iiinnlicr ot full IIIK ! romplutp copies of the Dally Moraine , livening nml Humlny lies printed duilnif the inoiuh of OcloLer , H9I , Una a followa : i 1 21,121 2 21.2M i ; , . 5i,2. 3 21,2 < )1 ) JS ZI.23I 4 21,141 U 21.11 ! B 2I/.41 SO 2l.iM r 2ir/ii 21 22,710 7 22.075 22 21.032 R 21,071 2.1 21.1117 2I.13S 21 20.SO ) 14 , 2lrir 2" , 21.SC1 11 21,121 , ID.SS'l 12 21.147 27 21,032 13 21MS 2S 22.CW II 22,814 29 20,711 IS. 23,131 JO 20.M2 Totnl 011,457 Less dc'ilnctluns for unsold anil leturnnl copies 10,037 Total Bold e31.370 Dally average net clrrnlntlnn 21,140 OEonciE it. TV.HCIIUCK. Sirorn to liefnri" roe nml Riihrarlhix ] In my jires- tnre this 3d day nf Niivemlirr. IM ) . ( Seal. ) N. 1' . rillU Notary Public. This liiiulsllile oiik'Iit HOOU to give wny to the Biunvullik1. Tom Itccil knows from exporlcnce tlmt tlio speiikur's chair Is just his size. Mr. Coxcy got off the RHISS , but he seems to litive unbilled on cobble stones. cnRO ought to bo sntlHllcil to pet ri Unlteil Slates senator by annexing the rest of the state. The question of the hour : Which col lege has the host claims to the foot ball championship for the ycnr ? This Is the zenith of the college foot ball season. In two weeks more the foot ball star will have suffered a total eclipse. George M. Pullman didn't furnish quite enough passes to secure substan tial results In the report of the strike commission. Those who can't travel on passes or half-fare permits may yet be forced to save tla > lr money by the threatened cut In passenger rates. The prohibitionists might contest the election of governor were It not for the fear that cold water would be thrown on them at the outset. If Don Cameron really wants n. presi dentlal nomination the first thing for him to do Is to secure ft residence some place outside of the state of Peiuisyl vnnln. Be patient. The Washington corre Kpondcnts have only one week left to speculate on the contents of the coming annual message of the president to con grcss. Atllal's hope has not yet vanished. Is still possible tlmt the deciding vote of the vice president may be necessary to carry some parly measure through the senate. Chairman Wilson might make another visit to Kngland now and partake of al the London dinners that may be offeree him without running any risks as to lit : political future. At the hour of going to press the mini ber of republican aspirants for the gu bcnmtorlal chair of Iowa was still In creasing , with no Immediate prospect o closing the lists. What If the law were such as to re qulro n verllled and Itemized public nc counting of the money expended by the republican state committee In behalf o the corporation candidate ? Thi ! followers of Sturdcvant nnd th. straight democratic ticket will not be doing their duty unless they Inaugurati n little talk of a contest on behalf o their chosen standard bearer. Now that Port Arthur has passed Into the hands of the .lapancse , we suppose tlmt some Chinese worthies In high oill- cial life will prepare to lose some' moro peacock feather's and other plumage. Can any one blame Japan for refusing to entrust the settlement of her griev ance with China to a president who Is sakl to be suffering from n combination of sprained ankle , rheumatism and gout ? It Is safe to deny In advance any rumor to the effect that Secretary Car- | lslo will be Invited to take charge of n prominent Wall street Institution us soon as he gets ready to retire from the cabinet The story that the tails of the white house horses had been docked proves to be nn Invention of the most airy sort. It Is the political party represented In the white house which has suffered vivisec tion of a very painful kind. The republican congressmen-elect would remove one great source of vexa tious uncertainty among the people if they would get together right away and agree upon mi amicable division of the commlttueshlps of the next house. "Wo must have n general rate war to commemorate the dem'su of Iho Western Passenger association , otherwise the nu'inbera of the defunct organlmtlon might not be considered to have shown uiilllcleut energy In tlio obsequies. Wo haven't heard what lion. Frank Lawlpr wants since his defeat OH nn In dependent candidate for congress , but wo shall not bo surprised to see n new nnd longer petition than ever nsklng his appointment to some minor otllco under the Illinois legislature. UfTEOnlTT IN VU11LIC 1'OSITIONS. The animal dinner of the New York Chamber of Commerce the past week was made the occasion for congratula tions upon ttic success of the reform movement In Xew York City , to which the chamber ns nn organization had very largely contributed. This was not done In n partisan spirit , because men of both tlio great parties nre members of the chamber nnd the discussion of po litical questions Is not permitted at Its dinners , but was nn expression of the feeling that a great moral victory had been achieved for which every good cit izen ought to be glad nnd gratified. Many excellent observations nnd sug gestions were made by the speakers , and nmong them the president of the Chamber of Commerce presented some thoughts thai are worthy the consider ation of nil communities , and especially of business num. After remarking that the financial nnd commercial skies are clearing , though some dark clouds arc still to be seen here nnd there on the horizon , President Orr said ho could not "help believing hat n thoughtful consideration of the vhole question of national peril must cad to the conviction that the para- uiunt menace of the present day to the .owth , prosperity and happiness of this 'air land of our comes not from strikes , r social disorder , or financial embar- assmcnt , or tariff complications jwtl as hey all are In their way but from n rowing tendency to venal and Incompe- ent legislation , both national , state and luniclpal , which tends to paralyze with Is withering touch the moral forces of he nation. " lie thought that sooner or ater the force of circumstances would Irlve the people to understand that the nly sure method of warding off these eafons of distress Is for men to hold In- llvldnnl Interests far enough off so ns to inable them to enlarge the range of heir moral vision nnd see to It that only .nen of tried Integrity , capacity and pa- rlotlsm ure sent as our representatives o legislative halls or appointed to mil- ilclpal olllce. There may be nothing essentially new n this. Other men have uttered him- Jar thoughts and doubtless all Intelli gent nnd patriotic citizens have ctiter- nlned such sentiments. The trouble Is 1ml so few give them practical nppllca Ion nnd effect. It Is only rarely that he business and professional men of any community are aroused to that souse of duty and responsibility which ends them to actively exert their Influ ence to secure the election uud nppolut .nent to public positions of men of Icnmvn Integrity nnd capacity. They ivlll deprecate nnd denounce the venal- ty nnd Incompetcncy of public olllclals , > ut go on from year to year permitting iheso olllclals to run politics nnd fatten at the public expense upon the oppor- unities It affords them. The most dere let In this respect nre business men , who have valuable Interests to be affect ed for good or 111 by legislation and by he administration of olllclal trusts. The great majority of these give little per sonal attention to politics , nnd very few nre found willing , If called upon , to serve the public. The mayor-elect of New York , himself a business man , stnted nt the Chamber of Commerce din ncr that ho had received much Intelll ; eut nnd valuable advice from business men regarding the reconstruction nnd reform of departments of the city gov jrnment , but In every case where he liad proposed to any of these men to [ tut him nt the head of n department he lind declared that It would be Impossible for him to accept the position. They wnnt good , clean , honest government , but they nre unwilling to make any per sonal sacrifice to secure It , nnd what Is true of the business men of New York : ipplles generally. Everywhere they know that the professional , self-seeking politicians cannot be trusted , yet they surrender to them the whole business of making the laws nnd administering them , ut anj- rate until things become so bad nnd corrupt ns to be Intolerable , Vennllty and corruption In the public service will cense whenever the more In tclllgcnt , substantial nnd patriotic mci of the country take n practical Interest In political affairs and work and vote for men who have established a char- nctcr for Integrity nnd capacity. The remedy for the evils In government Is simple nnd cnsy If all good citizens wll do their duty. TllK QUESTION OK I'OOLINQ. There Is to be n strong effort made nt the coming session of congress to pass tlio bill repealing the anti-pooling clause of the Interstate commerce act The subject of railway pooling will be discussed by the commission In Its an mini report and the menaiires repartee' by Representative Patterson of Ton HUH- see will be substantially approved. This bill provides for pooling arrangenu-nts between competing lines of rallroac subject to the supervision of the Inter state Commerce commission , whhh Is given authority to pass upon the reason nbleness of rates and may annul any ar rangement that Is not carried out In strict conformity to the law. It Is understood that the author of this meas ure will make an appeal to Speaker Crisp Immediately after the assembling of congress to permit Its consideration In the house , nnd It Is thought the re quest will be granted , so that action on the bill may be taken before the holi days. The supporters of the measure nre said to be quite confident tlmt It will be passed. It would seem that they have been doing some missionary work since the close of the last sess'on ' nnd the secre- tnry of the Interstate Commerce commis sion Is authority for the statement that the pressure from the railroads in l > e- half of the bill has been very constant. That official expressed the opinion tlmt the bill would pass. The subject was recently considered by tha Philadelphia Hoard of Trade , nnd while no action was taken the sentiment of the board seemed favorable to pooling under proper restrictions. Doubtless other commercial bodies will express them- splvos on the question at nn early day , though It Is already known tlmt very generally these bodies are friendly to the proposed chnngi ! In the law. The arguments for nnd against poolIng - Ing 1mro bepn BO often presented that U must be presumed the public Is per fectly familiar with them. Pooling Is advocated on the ground that only by that means can ruinous and demoraliz ing rate wnra bo stoppcil and the rail roads bo enabled to do a reasonably profitable business. It Is contended tlmt U would be better for nil Interests to have freight rates stable on n basis that would give the carriers a fnlr re turn for their service while Insuring exnct equality to nil shippers. The op position to pooling Is founded chiefly upon the assumption that whatever the conditions the railroads would be en abled to exact unreasonable rates , while under existing circumstances the public gets the benefit of the competi tion In rates. But as the question of the reasonableness of rates would be de termined by the Intcrstnte Commerce commission , representing the people and presumed to give their Interests first consideration , there ought not to be any serious apprehension tlmt the roads would make unreasonable rates. There would nlwnys be nu appeal to the com mission to correct them If not reasona ble. It Is the small shippers who con stitute the principal factor In the oppo sition to pooling , and as there are much more numerous among the .constitu encies of congressmen than the large shippers , who are generally favorable to pooling , they have a decided Influence which must be considered In estimating the chances of passing the pooling bill. AIIMY The recent report of Adjutant General Uuggles shows that the desertions from the army have fnllen from 1,082 during he fiscal year ending .Tune , 1803 , to ,073 during the fiscal year ending .Tune , 891. The latter point has been the owest It has ever reached since the rmy was placed upon Its peace footing. The gain to the army from the reduc- lon In the number of annual desertions s nlmost Inestimable. In the matter of Isclpllne alone Its Importance cannot ) e represented In .figures. On the other mud , every desertion from the ranks osts the government n special outlay to cplaco the man lost. General Kelton , , -lion ndjutnnt general , estimated In one f his reports that the 88,475 des'ortlons hat took place between January 1,1807 , ml June 30 , 1S91 , averaged n loss to he government of $ iJGO per man , or n grand total of $23,003,500 , which he haractcrlzcd as being "without the .east . compensating advantage. " The present extraordinary decrease In irmy desertions is attributed to several lo-operatlng causes. Ilecent congres- ilonnl legislation has enabled the men o buy their way out of the service after ; ervlng one year , and this has furnished in outlet for some who might othei1- iVlso have taken "French lenvc , " to use : i slang expression. Other laws huv ntroduced a better system of ndmlnls erlug justice by summary courts nnd > y establishing a definite penal code , and the chnnces for the recruit to rise 'roin ' the ranks have been materially Im proved. Some of the officers are In clined to lay some stress on the more uttrnctlvo life nt the army posts due to Better rations and new and commodious innrters. Finally , there Is the tempo i-nry deterrent of hard times , which cannot but have exerted n powerful In- flncnco to Induce men to hold the posl- lens which they have In the absence of any outlook for other equally good post Ions. It Is to be sincerely hoped that the desertions can be kept nt the low point which they have now reached. VfflFUltM UAH KXASIIXATIOKS. In view of the almost general dlssatls- 'nctlon nmong prnc'Iclng a tor.it y.- with the system of bar examinations In vogue n Nebraska It Is reasonably certain that nn effort will be made before the new legislature to secure such modifica tions in the law governing admissions to the bnr us will remedy the most ob- jcctlonnble fenturcs. As examinations lire nt present conducted there nre few jurisdictions In which n renlly thor ough test Is npplled to the different np- pllcants , and In none of them Is any minimum amount of study or appren ticeship In a law office exacted. Worse still , the standard of examinations va ries greatly from district to district ant ] In the same district from one examining board to another. It Is not to be con tended that there has been no Improve ment In this direction of recent years , The newly admitted members of the bar are undoubtedly more competent ant better qualified on the whole than were their predecessors a few years back , but there la yet room for Improvement Ne braska Is still far behind many of her more progressive sister states , which have taken precautions to give the pub He. better protection against the Impost tlons of legal pretenders. Perhaps the most recent and porfcctcc law on this subject Is that which was enncted by the last New York leglsla turn nnd which Is to go Into effect It January next New York has beei rather stringent In her examination of expectant practitioners , requiring as a preliminary two years' service In a law office or one year's service- and nt equivalent for the other year In attend a n co upon a reputable law school. I some time ago abolished nil special prlv lieges to graduates of particular schools the college graduate nnd the self-edu catcd clerk being subjected to the same , tests. The old plan , however , lackei the one essential of uniformity , and It Is to supply this that the new law alms A state bonrd of law examiners Is ere ated , to consist of three members np pointed by the judges of the hlghcs court of appeals , for terms of three years , one to retire each year. The ex nmlncrs must bo members of the bar o nt least ten years' standing nnd shnl act under rules prescribed by the oour fixing their duties nnd compensation There shall be examination of all per sons applying for permission to practlc as attorneys and counselors nt law a least twice In each year In ench judlcln department In the state , ns well ns a such other times and places as In th opinion of the court of appeals may b necessary. Every person applying fo examination must pay a fee not exceetl Ing : ? lfi , as may be fixed by the court n necessnry to cover the cost , nnd sue payment pntlles him , should ho fall , t two additional examinations. The boari Is to certify to the general term of th department In which each candldatu ha resided for the preceding six month every person who shall have passed th examination and who shall have I other respects compiled with the rule regulating admission to the bar. Of till compliance the bonrd Is made the judgt Upon such certificate , 1C Iho general erm shall esteem tlio person to be of oed mornl.x'liitVacter ' , U shall enter nn rdcr licencing nnd admitting him to met Ice ns attorney or counsel In nil the ourts of th ( 't lte. ) No discrimination Is o be madonoi } account of race or sex , ut any fraudulent act or reprosenta- on by the 'i'p'jlflcnnt In connection with ils examliia.fJou' ' Is to be sufficient cause or the revocation of his license by the pncrnl tcr.ni'by which It wns granted. The moveinciVt for uniform bar exam- nations Is not ; confined to nny one state , llnnesotn liana law on the subject very Imllar to tliijt df New York. In Illinois nly a few 'nionjths ago a memorial was H'escnted to the supreme court by the ending attorneys praying for the np- ointment of a commission to control or upcrvlsc examinations throughout the tatu nnd to proscribe uniform condl- Ions theiefor. There Is no reason why Nebraska should not Join In the reform. CONOHESSIOXtir , KLKCTlnb COSTESTS Every new congress has a number of lection contests to decide , thi constltu- Ion making the house of representat ives the sole Judge of the elections , re- urns and qualifications of Its own lembers. It Is a notorious fact that iitny of these contests nre not decided vlth n strict regard for justice and qulty , and both parties nre subject to lie charge of unfairness In this respect , artisan Interest nnd partisan feeling inve generally more influence In shnp- ng the decisions In these cases than nythlng else , and so It not Infrequently iiippcns that a wrong Is done that casts eproach upon congress. A notable In- tance of this was the O'Neill-Joy eon- est , from Missouri , In the present con gress. The election of Joy , republican , vas so clearly established by the re- urns that n number of democratic rep- escntallves. Including three from Mis- lourl , voted against the report of the Committee unseating Joy , but the report vas adopted and O'Neill given the scat o which he was not elected. There night have been some palliation for so lagrant nn Injustice If the democrats iiul only n small majority In the house , Hit as It Is the wrong can only be cx- > lnlncd as duo to partisan feeling. It s not questionable that republican louses have In the past been equally mfalr In deciding these contests. It Is already assured that there will ) e an extraordinary number of contests n the house of the Fifty-fourth con- TOSS. Notices of twenty-six have been given nnd there are more to come. Of course congress Is bound to Investigate and adjudicate nil contests that nro > rotight That Is n duty Imposed by the constitution Uintjlt must.pcrform. What s expected nndi should always be ob served Is aWsoh/te / fairness nnd Impar- lallty In tliqtdlf4liiirgo of this duty. It s grntifylngMo learn that this Is the feeling amorii1 republicans. The report from Wnshht'gtfln Is that Chairman Babcock - cock and his associates of the republi can national congressional committee are stronglyo'pjosod ( ) to unseating demo crats on technicalities. They say that .uibllc sentlmerit never fails to rebuke .hat sort of'Uilng ' at subsequent elee- Ions. If these , gentlpmeu represent the general fueling-nmong republicans , and t may sa'fel. 'bejassumed that they do , the intent oiifio , voter will determine contests In tlio next house. While fla grant fraud on the ballot box will be mulshed , technical claims to seats will jc disregarded. This Is the wise nnd the right policy and nny other cannot fall to operate to the Injury of the party practicing it No matter what the majority of the party In control of congress , whether smaller or large , partisan interest should never be permitted to Influence the decision of nn election contest If the principle Is firmly adhered to by the next house of unseating democrats only In cases where fraud Is clearly established , and It Is not to be doubted that there Is a num L > er of such cases , the republican party will profit by It RESTRICTION LEAOUK. Some time ago there wa organized In Boston an Immigration Uestrlctlon league , the object of which Is to secure national legislation looking to the fur ther Judicious restriction or to strlctei regulation of immigration. It was sup posed that the organization was to be merely local , representing certain persons who arc fearful tlmt the popu lation of the country may Increase too rapidly from foreign accessions , to om damage nnd demoralization politically , socially nnd morally. It appears , how ever , that the Boston league was but the nucleus of n national organization , an extension of the plan having recently developed which contemplates giving Ii national scope. It Is announced tlmt local leagues will be established soou Ii Neiv York City , In Philadelphia , In Ohio Michigan , California , West Virginia , am In two or three other states where friends of the movement nre alreadj active. A league has been organized h Brooklyn , N. Y. , nnd the promoters o the movement expect It to make raplt progress , so tlmt when the first annua meeting of the council of the leagues appointed to bo held In New York nex March , Is compiled It Is anticipated tlm a large part of the country will be rep resented. Political affiliation Is no made n test'o membership In tin . . league. 3 It Is learned upon the authority of a corrospondent"pftithe New York Evening Post that thi ) . league has no definite plans for legislation , but It will probably have' something 'to ' urge nt the coming session of congress. The objective poln Is the embarkation of Immigrants on the other side , and H'jls ' desired to secure th ' passage of a'j\v , ; which will make It i part of the duties of our consuls to over see the character ! of tlio people who se out for this cbim'try with the Intention of becoming permanent citizens. It ap pears that tlTe members of the leagu are not agreed upon the proper place to draw the line In shutting out undcslr able people from our country. 80111 would ndiult nil who nro capable o passing nn educational test , who wouh be law-abiding and permanently able t support themselves. Others would shu out law-abiding , self-supporting peopl on the ground that they live on a lowe plane 1111(1 ( therefore are undesirable elc mcuts of our population. Manifestly 1 thpao divergent vluwu are not reconcile ! and n definite policy agreed upon th Influence of the league Is likely to b erlotisly Impaired. It must know clearly vhnt It wants If U expects to have uy weight with congress. This move- ncnt promises to renew nn agitation vhlch there was reason to hope had ecu ended. For severnf years the ills- usslon of the question of restricting Im migration linn been going on with more r less vigor , with the result of demon- tratlng that while the sentiment Is gen- ral In favor of the most stringent legls- iitUin for excluding the undesirable lasses , such ns nro already described In xlstlug laws , only n small minority of lie people nre favorable to legislation liat will operate to shut out Immigrants vho are worthy and who come to the ountry honestly Intending to better their ondltlon by practicing industry and lirlft For the most part the people i'ho want such legislation nre actuated urely by selfish motives or narrow pro- udlce , which prevents them from con- Idering the question In an Intelligent , andld and patriotic way. The laboring leu who fear the competition of the mmlgrniits can sec nothing but tlmt , vhlle a class of natives are governed Intost wholly by their antipathy to the orelgner who comes here ns nn lininl- rant Neither of these classes Is quail- led to counsel In a broad nnd patriotic vny on this subject , because their Judg- uent Is necessarily warped. During the past year the population of he United States 1ms not Increased to ny appreciable extent from Immlgra- Ion , the number of people who have eturred to Kuroje Lelng almost as large is the number arriving here. It Is not robable that next year will witness any naterlal Increase In the movement of eople from Europe to this country , the nducements offered to dissatisfied Euro- leans to go to other lands being quite is Inviting as are offered here. The [ iws are now being well enforced nnd it s conceded that the classes excluded mder them are being kept out. In view if these conditions , what necessity or nstillcatlon is there for an Immigration estrlctlon league ? The movement has 10 adequate excuse and ought not to be ncouraged. Some of the eastern papers think they ire having lots of fun over Mr. J. Ed- vard Addlcks , "the man from nowhere , " vho Is setting his plus to capture the Delaware scnatorshlp and enter the sen- ite as the successor of Mr. Illgglns. J. Idward is dcsciibcd as a man who j-nrts its name nnd hair hi the middle , wears i monocle and sports an English accent hat the most expert cannot detect. lie ms mountains of money and some little nlluenco In Delaware , although It Is : lalmed that he Is so migratory In his lablts that he cannot establish a legal esldonce In that or nny other stnte. Should Mr. Addicks' ambition happen to be fulfilled the jokers may conclude that he Joke Is on them. Mr. W. T. Walters , who died In Bal timore last week , was generally ac- cnowlcdged to bo the possessor of the llnest private art collection In the United Stntcs. His penchant for nrt , lowever , did not interfere with his nc- tivity In n wider field of philanthropy , [ n fact , his art collection was employed for philanthropic purposes , being open o the public on designated days on pay- upnt of a small admission fee , which Is urred ever to particular Baltimore char- ties. It was through the artistic taste of Mr. Walters that many of America's nest valued nrt treasures were brought to this country. The world of art loses in him a patron of whom It has long .icon proud. Prof. Iierron seems to have the un fortunate faculty of constantly run- ilng up against the wrong man. It will be remembered that he Jiad an unpleasant passage nt words with Governor Crounse last year. Now he has been criticising ex-Postmas ter General Wnnamakcr very severely on account of his holdings In the BeadIng - Ing railroad , and has been accused in return of talking about things of which lie Kuowa absolutely nothing. Prof. Iierron may , -pc-Hmps , mean well , but lie has made several deplorable mis- lakes. If he should subside for a while lie might pernaps be better appreciated In the fuuiio. Oh , Frnncm. How Coulil You I New York Commercial. Miss Wlllanl should not bo hard on the newFpnppra. It la to them that nhe owes nearly nil of her prominence. They have been merciful , too , In the matter ot her portraits. Tim Artl tlo Hoss. WaBhlngton Star. Mr. Platt deprecates nny disposition on the part of ambitious busy-bodies to boss the Netv York lejflslature. If U Is to ue bossed. Mr. I'latt naturally feels a certalr pride In having It done artistically. Got Theo tn Nnlt Itlvor. Courler-Jaurnnl. You chumps ! Can't a man ride a thin wave to land , ami. having sunned hlmscll and dried hid clothes , mount n horse an < ride to the duvll If he be so minded ? Avast ye lubbers ! The allegories on the banks 01 Salt river are all right ! Kronomlllnc t tlio Top. Springfield Republican. The I < ehlgh Valley railroad has taken n novel way of reducing expenses. Instead of cutting wages It slashes Into the Bal arled list , from highest to lowest , to the extent Of 10 per cent on all salaries above Jl.OOO a year. If every cut In wages were prefaced In this way there would be fewei strikes. Hour tlm Srrup llngnn. Chicago Tribune. The ante-war correspondence between Japan and China l Interesting. China neil lies Japan that there Is a rebellion In Coren and that she Is going there to. protect "on tributary state. " Japan replies that It doe not recognize Corea as tributary to China and that It will ncnd troops also. China then expresses Its surprise nnd Insist Japan must not send many troops am must not send them Into the Interior , Japan replies It will fend as many troops as 1 pleases , and offers to Join China In i general readjustment cf Corea on modern lines. China rejects the offer , whereupon Japan declares she Is going to reforn things In Corea on her own motion. Thet they mixed , after waiting a week , an- * subsequent events , show Japan , on top an China howling for help. An American IiiktUtitlun In 1'orll. Philadelphia Itt-conl. The Boston school board has- stirred u sedition nmong the schoolboys of that city by n sumptuary enactment forbidding them to cat pie ivt lunch hereafter and prescrib ing a new diet , which Is presumably some thing in the hyglenlo brown bread line The lx > ya In ft formal protest have warned the honorable school board that It Is tres passing on dangerous ground , and that un less the nntl-ple edict shall be reverse ( within two weeks the signers will boycot both their studies anil the new lunch. It is strange that such a revolt shoul occur In a city which the world has loni , recognized as the pie center of pan-Amer lea. If not the pie hub of the universe ; an stranger still that the autocratic author ! tics should have chosen such an unseason able time as the verge of Thanksglvln week , with Its savory pumpkin aroma , t Btnrt a crusade against pies. Whether thi attack be Inspired by sanitary zeal or b the dyspepsia which sooner or later fasten on all the banqueting public functionaries it is predestined to prove a mere brutum fulmen or , as they Bay In New England , flash in the pan. JtS A. CONTHHT AltriH Hayes County Republican' All this blab bout n content should cease at once. Let s accept tlio situation , go to work to uphold lie business Interests of tha state , nnd net lUo men nnd as republicans should. There s plenty to do. 1'lallstiioutli News ; The gubernatorial con- est seems to bo getting a pretty black eye * rom the republican press of the stnte. 'hero ' Is no sentiment to speak of which avers any such n proceeding. Mr. Itol- omb will bo governor. N'ellgli Lender : Considerable excitement ins been caused by the rumor that contest roceedtngs would be commenced Against mlgc Holcomb. No definite source cnn bo ound for the report , and It Is all doubtless mncomb. Unless a strong case can bo made contests do not pay. Krcmonl Herald ; It will bo lather a dim- : ult matter for the men who liavo been lirentenlng to create n spirit of anarchy hroughoiit the state by keeping the man elected by the people for their chief execu- Ivo from coming Into his honorable position , o dispose of a plurality BO large n the ofll- : lal table shows to the credit ot Governor lolcoml ) . Grctna Heporlcr : Talk of a contest might s well be discontinued. Majors and Matt Daugherty wcro honestly defeated nnd might s well take their medicine , nnd what Is more re should bo satisfied with five out nf the Ix congressmen and all the state offices but me. We have reason to bo proud of Ne > raska even If two pops were elected. It ho people want them why not let them have heir way , and ring off on tills contest busl- icss. icss.Fremont Fremont Leader : There Is considerable bluster In some of the republican paper * ibout a proposed contest on behalf of Tom lajors against Judqe Ilolcomb. The returns low In the ofllce of the secretary of state , show > eyond controversy that Ilolcomb lias about ,200 plurality over Majors. The name re- urns will bo presented to the legislature , f there Is nny room at nil for a contest t Is on the populist side , as against some of ho republican stale candidates on account of colonization ot voters. Papllllon Times : It Is now the general icllef that Majors will contest the election of lolcomb. Last week the Times expressed he opinion that the contest talk would all nd In tnlk , but so anxious are the railroad and stock yard politicians to place their tool n office tlmt they have practically forced the epubllcan state committed to Inaugurate the ontest. The republicans have the power to inseat Ilolcomb , and the railroad people who contributed the campaign funds will Insist hat the proposed outrage bo porptrated. lowever. we believe the scheme will fall. Central City Democrat : What Infernal non- cnse It Is to talk about Ilolcomb being lectcd by fraud. Kvcry honest man In the Into knows that Majors received fifty Illegal otes where Ilolcomb received one. The rc- mbllcans had oceans of money , the opposition lad nonu. The former had all the shady lolltlclana In the state with them. They iad all the railroads to help them colonize voters , and the voters were colonized all right , and now after they were badly vhlpped , they whine like school boys who are icaten In a marble trade. Shame on them ! Seward Keporter : Holcomb's plurality over Majors Is 3.192. In the face of this fact , as shown by the ofllclal returns , the re- mbhcan state central committee would do veil to make very sure of Us position be- 'ore commencing nny contest proceedings. t evidence can ba had to show fraudulent voting and fraudulent counting enough to overthrow the Ho'comb plurality , n contest will bo In order and should be Instituted. 3ut the evidence should bo strong and con clusive , or else more harm than good will result. So far as nny published statements go , wo have seen nothing that would In any wise warrant a contest. Tha republican party can better endure two years of Hol comb than to bring on an unsuccessful con test. Howclls Journal : The talk of a contest over the governorship. will probably not amount to anything , as It Is only upheld by the rule or ruin element of the republican larty. The populists will not lose anything > y a contest and it may be possible that they would gain. Let them who wish to see a contest go ahead , and we feel safe to say that when the matter Is flnally settled Judge [ lolcomb will be not only 3,000 ahead , but his plurality will bo 10.000. No , a contest cannot hurt Holcomb , but will surely hurt : ho men and the party that Institute It. Nothing will go further toward assuring pop ulist success In 1836 than the defrauding of Judge Holcomb of his seat ns governor. If a contest Is started fraud will bo proven , but it will hot bo on the side of the populists. O'Neill Sun : Holcomb's plurality Is 3,192. as certified by the county clerks to the secre tary of state , also to The Omaha Bee. The republican slate central committee has not yet decided to contest his election , but a deep laid plot to seat Majors Is now being hatched , or trying to bo hatched. As each county clerk of the slate has certlflrd tha official figures to the state canvassing board , which gives Holcomb a plurality of 3,192 , U will have to bo a bold , brazen , trumped up charge to try to prevent Judge Holcomb's Inaugural. If the republicans should at tempt to count Holcomb out. In view of the returns made by tha county clerks , the In dependents would ba Justified In seating their rightly elected governor by force If need be. Let us have honesty of count and honesty In elections , regardless of who thn winners may be. Chicago necord : Plcturoiqua ni was th figure ho preicntcd among his contemporaries there will bo an Interesting nnd t'ntlictlc chap * ter of history to write when the story ot lili life. Is told. The early triumphs , the later unhapplness and the stormy coarse of lift filled with passionate likes and dislikes murk the career which seems to be typical of great nrtlstj , particularly when tha artists art musicians. St. Louis Republic : His American tour was made when his executive faculty was at Us zenith , Wo havn not seen since that senton such an effect as ho produced on the musical public. Padcrcwskl had n sen- Eatlonnl year , but the sensation was on A far loner plane. Ilublnstcln's death removes the last of the giants among music per formers. Chicago Tribune : His death leaves n great vacancy In the musical world. He was ot the heroic mold , physically and mentally. Ha belonged among the great ones of his profes sion , nearly all of whom nre now gone. Much ns he did for Russia he has done moro for the world. Ho had honors galore from nations , and decora t Urns from Icings nnd emperors , but ho cared little for them. Ho was of th Hcetlioveu cast , whom lie singularly ro- scmbled. Ills place must rcmnln vacant , as his successor has not yet appeared. MISS I'tKIM DKUtnt.lTRIt. Chicago Post : The French republic hon ored Itself yesterday by conferring on Kat Field the dignity of o nicer of public Instruc tion "tho highest distinction the depart ment of public Instruction cnn bestow for BerUcc rendered to literature and art. " It could not ba too high for the plucky , amusing American woman. Wo are not certain ns to Miss Field's ' contributions to literature and nrt , but wo know she has rcmlcied enormous survlco to common sense nnd downright speaking In America. It they gave medals for that she could have n necklace made of 'em. Power to the elbow of Mild. Field ! Washington Post : In conferring upon Miss Kate Field the "Academic Palm , " the Tilghcst distinction the department of public. Instruc tion can bestow , the French republic formally recognizes , In n manner ns rare ns It Is com plimentary , ono of the foremost women ot America. Essentially an American woman , she has not only rendered service to Illorn- ture nnd art , but has been a leader of public thought. To Miss Field's efforts , on the platform and with her pen , wns duo In no small degree the solution of tlio Mormon problem , which made statehood for Utah possible , and In other questions of moment her Influence has been widely felt. .tLn : Ftni i.oxasiitMO.\s. Plain Denier : "This , " said the Imrhelor. ns he paid for sewing on a button , "Is what Is meant by single tax. " Washington Star : " "Pinions , " said "Uncle ISncn , "hcz nllus goiter be considered f'um < lc atnn'p'lnt ob lo pussnn < 1nt 'spresscs 'cm. Yah Unin't expect de ttih'Uey ter hnb no nperlnl admiration for cr Thnnksglvln' bill ob fare. " Toxns Sittings : Friend You hnvo five daimhters. Have you never wished for a neil ? Mother Often , even If It were only a son- in-law. Washington Star : "Lots ob times , " said Undo Kben. "de man dat keep talkin' 'bout wnltln' 'tell his ship comes In nln' nebber Imd 'nouch hustle in 'Im ter sen' no ship out. " Truth : Kennard -wish I wore a rumor. Lucle Why so7 Kennard So that I might gain currency. Texas Slftlngs : Ilecclpts for making res taurant chicken salad should begin : "First catch your calf. " Indlnnapolls Journal : "That Joshua story Is true , I supposp. " soliloquized Mr. Flgg. who hnd to get Tommy ready for school , "but It was no 8-ycnr-old son ho tried the trick on. " Syracuse Post : Stnylalt I'm a man with a good deal of go. She ( wearily ) I shouldn't have believed It If you had not told me. iu.iXKsatnxa o.v THIS * New Yorl : Sun. k Ye mny tnlk nboot yer spring time an' the merry month o' May , Kr Christmas , cf ye like It best , an' I'll not say ye nny ; But ez fer me , no time o * year hez slch a subtle charm Ez Thanksglvln' In November , with the elf folks on the farm. Thnr's dad , he's eighty-five , come June , cr mebby eighty-six , But chipper ez a two-year-old to nrgy poly- ticks ; 13 1 nllus docs me oed an * gives an' nppe- tlzln' charm To the stullln * o' the turkey with the ol' folks on the farm. Then thnr's the dear ol1 mother , with her sweet an' gentle face ; She sez 'tnln't no Thanksglvln' less her boy cz In his place ; An' while she's thai- * why , bless ye , 'twon't need no other charm To call me hum Thanksslvln , ' with the ol * folks on the farm. An' when nt night we gather round the pine log's ruddy glow , An' watch the tllckerln * shedders o' the fire light come an' go , I dream 'at I'm a boy og'ln , an * life takes on a charm , At lusts till next Thanksglvln' with the. ol * folks on the farm. "Monoy'a Worth or Money Back. " Chinee Turkee "Melioan man buy turkee , and oatee alleo up , But Chinoe man know better and likoe nioee pup" We're for the " 'Melioan" kind , and in our window you'll see a large turkey that we're going to give to the person who guesses nearest its weight. Two more will ba given to the next nearest guesses. These are this season's production } no old styles , and we'll deliver them to your address all ready for the pan Wednesday eve. You'll also notice that they have the long tails that are popular this season in turkeys as well as coats. The turkey is the only thing in our store that it's necessary to guess about. Any ono can see what the goods are that's whore the turkey's weigh dif fers from our way. Any purchaser can guess , Browning , King & Co. , Uullublc Clotliicnj , S. W. Cur. 15th nnd Douglas ,