12 THE OMAIIA DAILY 33EE : SATURDAY , 1SOYEMREII { ] , 1894. IRS , DUANE'S SECRETARY , II. II. Havemyer In Wa.hlngton St-r. "What Is Phil reading ! " Mrs. Raymond lipped her head and looked Intently at her brother. But evidently btr look was not satisfactory , for , after a tew tnomentt , during which he continued to stroke his mustache nnd gaze at the note In 4la hand , she said : "What In the world are you reading , I'hlll" "Mm. Duane ac cepts with pleasure Mrs. Raymond's kind Invitation for the evening of the 21st. " Mrs. llaymond was more perplexed than ever. What did her brother ( Ind 10 Interesting In a perfectly proper nnd formal note ot ac ceptance. She continued her china painting , With just the shadow ot a lint- between her pretty eyebrows. Presently ho came over nnd sat down on the divan , near her table. "I should like to know the writer ot that note , Mlnchcn. It's an acceptance , so 1 11 see her tomorrow night. " A few moments later he sauntered out ot the room , whistling softly. When the porllcr fell behind his tall figure Mildred llaymond put down the cup she had been , painting and leaned back with a decidedly troubled look on her pretty face. Phil was a subject of much anxiety to her at times. To bo sure , she was considerably his Junior and he had petted her all his life. She had scarcely been out a year when she became engaged to Jack Raymond , and , although ho continued the petting process as begun by her brother and parents , Mrs. Raymond , while keeping all the sweetness and dalntlnpss ot her girl hood , had developed Into a very knowing little woman of the world , holding a.i un disputed away among the upper ten , and hav ing , moreover , the desirable reputation of being exclusive , Phil often declared that they had changed places nml that she was at least ten years his senior In the greatness of her wisdom. Her chlet care was her brother. She plainly saw that he was an extremely eligible party , nnd worried her self extremely as to whom he should and should not marry. As for Phil , he showed the utmost Indifference to all such matters. lie had a comfortable Income , some little talent for painting , a decided literary taste , was a line lawyer , when ho chose to practice , nnd a good all 'round fellow. He had studied law at home , that Is to say , In New York city , and art In Paris for a couple of years , where he had learned little , but en joyed himself Immensely ; written several notably clever stories and Illustrated them with no mean show of talent. Ho had made two trips around the world : had spent some time In India and other remote corners of the earth , and at the ago of 30 had settled down to his law practice , with an excellent partner. Society adored him , andIn a ne llg nt way , he liked society. He was courteous and attentive to all the fair sex , but It was said that ho had never paid to any woman serious attention , barring se\eral flirtations during his college days , which were , of course , desperate al the time. Just at present he was enjoying his holi day with his sister In n pretty continental city , where a large number of English and Americans were settUd. lie had been here a \feek , but , try as she might , his sister had not been able to draw him any nearer the social whirl than a dally drive with her In the afternoon. Meantime she had sent out cards for a small reception , hoping to In terest her brother In one of the American girls who were at C . She had not In vited Beatrice Duanc b < cause she wanted to , but because she had to. She was not at all the woman for Phil , and here he was In terested In her before he hail met her , and such a thing with him meant more than It would have meant with moat men. All over B. simple note. "What could he have found In that note to arouse his Interest so ? " In fact , so deeply did It annoy her that had thbre been any way of decently doing so she would have put off her reception. But , twin , as the wise little woman reflected. It would only put off the evil day and whet his curiosity. The reception was ovir. It had been a success , of course. Mrs. Raymond's affairs always were. Her rooms had been full , but not crowded ; there had been a goodly sprink ling of celebrities ; the licust had never looked lovelier ; the supper was perfect , and everything had gone smoothly. Yet , as she throw herself back among the soft cushions In her boudoir , her pretty eyes looked as though they might bo the reservoir of vexatious tears. "It was too annoylngt Jack. He paid her moro attention that 1 have ever BCCII him pay to any on ; Woman In my life. " And Jack , who nt first had been Inclined to laugh at his wife's fenrs , stroked his fair mustache and looked thoughtful. During the following weeks matters did not Improve. Chance favored Phil , for wher ever he went , and he went out a great deal now , he met the charming widow. Meanwhile Beatrice Duane , who. In addl tlon to her undeniable beauty , possessed a thorough knowledge of tnsn , made , what Mrs. Raymond considered Phil's downward path , an easy one , and he fell or rather walked , straight Into the snares spread for him. He was not as wildly devoted as tli- young subalterns who followed In her train , but he permitted himself to be whirled I along In her victoria occasionally , and al- 1 ways danced and talked with her wherever I ho met her. U seemed to please him better , I however , to stand In some Inconspicuous placs , where ho had a good view of her face and watched her closely. And whenever he watched her In this way his sister , who ' watched him nutto as closely , noticed that his expression was one of deep study nnd slight perplexity rather than deep admira tion or wild jealousy , Mrs. Duane lived In an artistic little villa on the outskirts of the town , and hr i o'clock tea table was usually thronged with her young admirers , It was a pet trick ol hers to suggest to some favored Indlvldua that he should come early , and then to b ? al home to no one else. Now , these little tcte a-tctes were dangerous to more hardenei men .than 0 > o gay subalterns , for Beatrice Duirie , In a perfect tea gown , lying back In a deep chair , covered with whits fur , was a beautiful picture of luxury , and her manner ot conversing on such occasions was undoubt cdly fascinating. Philip had found hlmsel party to these tcte-a-teUs on several occa Rlons , but had not yet been brought to the point of sending her flowers , books or verses or paying her any of those pronouncsd atten tlons with which the young olllcers over whelmed her. Lent was approaching rapidly , and the whirl of festivity , Ilko n whirlpool , became fatter and faster as It nared the vortex down which It must plunge- . H was Ash Wednesday morning , and Phi Reddlngton lounged against the mantel o hla ulster's boudoir. In the most attractive attitude. "How handsome ho looks ; not n day older than whn he graduated. " HI sister was standing before him , drawing 01 her gloves , and as she looked at him tlier was a smile of genuine approval In her eyes Sh had not looked at him with that smtl for onio time. He smiled back almos shyly , and then said slowly "Mlnchcn , am not a school girl , and therefore I do no pretend to read character by handwriting but , yet , there Is somtthlng about that not of Mrs. Duane's that interests mo strangely and I should like to see the writer. " ' It seems to mo that you have been de voting a considerable amount of time t seeing : the person who wrote It. " She drew herself up and spoke with somt asperity. Phil turveyed her with evident amusement "I don't like you In that attitude. It's no becoming , nnd , besides" more gravely " am convinced that Mrs. Duane didn't writ that note , " "Then may I ask" the ob Joctlonablo pose was moro Intense than be fore "why , If you arc not Interested , d you cultivate her society to such an extent ? "That note came from her , and If she did no wrlto It herself , and I am sure she didn't Bho knows who did. I've ' tried several time to make her wrlto a. few lines , and sue cceded ; but she always wrote with a foun tain pen , and all the people who use thos things wrlto alike. Yes , 1 am quit , certal that a woman ot her caliber would no wrlto Ilko this , nnd I am anxious to see this tanclful theory of mine works out. " The unbecoming pose uas laid aside nn lire. Raymond's face brightened vlslblj She read the note over her brother's aliou iler , The letters were long and slender , ( In and delicate , nnd gave the Impression tha they bid been formed quickly and easll ) "It's a very pretty hand , but I can't linagin who wrote It unlcis she did , and It's scente with that peculiar oriental perfume she a ways us < , and Phil , dear , she's n very dai gerous woman , so do bo carcfu1 ! " One morning during the second week I Lent 1'hll accompanied hla sister to markc Hit nrtlstlo nature was greatly gratified b the quaint pictures he found , anil ho wa making a ikctch of an old flower worn a when his sister cried out , "O , Phil , do Icok There are those lovely mountain primroses Jho first I've seen tlili" year. " Phil looked but he saw somethingbetldc.i the grea bunch of pile jellow flowers a ( lender black clad figure and a pale , dellcatu face Most persons would not liavo called her fiirlj but bo stood iJuklue at he rapidly illiapf caring figure until It vanished around the corner. "Aren't they perfect ? Do you think my copy that hangs In the boudoir Is good ? " To which her brother Irrelevantly replied : "That girl might have written It. " "I didn't notice the girl , but now that I know these flowers are In town I shan't rest until I have some. " At luncheon Mrs. Raymond innounced thai her search had been fruitless. In a remote corner she had found a flower woman who had brought some primroses to market that very morning , but her young lady a young lady who came very often had bought them , every one , That afternoon when Phil came Into Mrs. Duano's parlor he felt a glow of artistic admiration. The dark paneling , lit up by the flames from the burning logs , threw Into bold yet delicate relict the figure of a woman , halt reclining In a low chair. Her head , crowned with soft black cells and curls , was pillowed on yellow satin cushions. Her gown was the palest yellow , and her full , rounded arm , the elbow luxuriously burled In a deep cushion , showed the full beauty of Its magnificent curves as she raised a full , swelling gvld tinted cup to her lips. The young subalterns gazed at her spellbound , and Phil itood motionless on the threshold. She -was Indeed a dangerous woman , "Ah , Mr , Rcddlngton. " She moved fcr- ivard to meet him. There was no trace of ho oriental perfume , but a faint , scarcely leflnable breath of the spring. On her ireast was a great cluster of mountain prlm- cses. The burden of the conversation foil to the oung ofllcers that afternoon , Phil had eated himself at a little distance from his 'air ' hostess , and was , as usual , regarding er with that keen hut unobtrusive scrutiny . lilch so much puzzled her and piqued her uirlos'ty. Today the studious expression on Is face was a trifle deeper than before. Here n the house from which the note had come , Inned on the gown of Its ostensible author , , -n3 a cluster ot mountain primroses. He ad seen a bunch of them before that day , nd his sister assured him that there were o others In town. Tl at bunch was In the lands of a girl who. It seemed to him , night embody the character he ascribed to ho writer cf Mrs. Duane's note. In a sunny corner ntar the quaint market ouso of D , on a certain misty morning : i February , the old"peasant. Mere Maria. s she was popularly called , was dozing bc- .Ind . her display of simple wares , when she i-as awakened by the voice of her young ady. It too1 ! her some time to tell In her .ualnl . way how , on the last market day , nether lady had come , a very beautiful ady , who had descended from a carriage , -ltli liveried servants and prancing horses , ho had asked for primroses , but she had old her that her own mademoiselle had aken them , every one. but today she had nough for ell. All this time there was a handsome young man on the other Bide of the street In the hadow of a projecting doorway , who seemed o bo making a sketch of old Maria. For .lie next few weeks this picture was re- icated , except that the young artist had made friends with the old peasant woman ind gained her permission to sketch her roni a nearer plnt. It was Easter morning. The little Eng- ; sh chapel was filled to Its greatest ca- 'aclty ' , for many cf the congregation who ad drifted Into the foreign mode of keep- ng the Sabbath and rarely came to the 11 I'clock service turned out on Easter. Some iamo from mere fzshlcn's sake ; some from trcngth of association , and some came with true appreciation of the day's commemora- lon. The last class was large enough to pread throughout the church a reverential tmosphere. The white robed choristers led in singing a triumphant hymn ; the olemn confessional was said , and then the Icir boys' voices burst forth again"Christ , 3ur Passover , Is Sacrificed for Us , " The ihorus dies away , "through Jesus Christ , iur Lcrd , " a few chords on the organ , and hen a single vclce soars up , as a bird set tee , clear , pure , calm and triumphant , 'Christ Is risen from the dead and become hs first fruits of them that slept. " That wlce was not heard again throughout the ervlcc. When the congregation poured 'orth , after the service , the one question that svery one asked every one else was : "Who s the new soprano ? " By the next afternoon t was whispered around that the gruff old iholrmastcr had unearthed , from some cb- cure corner , a nightingale , and given her hat ono tiny solo In the Easter music to ntroduce her .and to whet the public curl- islty. By the end of the week the rutnor had fully materialized. The s nger was a young American girl , nn orphan , who was amployed as Mrs. Duane's secretary. It xaa positively asserted that she would no onger sing In the choir. The reason for this was not difficult to find. Hitherto Mrs. Raymond had gathered around her all the literary lights and fine musicians that the little town afforded. This gave a distinctive nlr to her receptions that Beatrice Duane vainly envied. Now at last she hod the upper hand. The wonderful soprano was In her possession and should be heard only In her drawing room. Margaret Ilalford's place as Mrs. Duane'e secretary had nof been any easy one. At the time of her engagement she had been told that she would be expected to do what ever was required of her , nnd so It hap pened that she had grown accustomed to earn her small salary by the performance of manifold and miscellaneous duties and to be surprised at nothing. She had her books , however , and , thanks to the friendship ol the English minister's wife , a few rare op portunities to practice her beloved music In a congenial nttnosphere. The morning o ( Easter Monday she had been summoned to Mrs. Duane's boudoir and Informed by that lady that she would no longer be permitted to sing at church , but would hold herself in readiness nnd prepare suitable songs to sing In the drawing room whenever she should bo called upon to do BO , The girl listened In silence , but a faint flush spread over her face. This was worse than she had ex pected. Although Mrs. Duane had always Inspired her with an Intense aversion , as long as their relations had been purtly business ones this had been tolerable , "To come under her control In a social way , to be made to associate with that throng ot yount , officers and dlllelante " The flush on her cheek died , leaving her deadly pale. The next sentence came as a relief. "Of course you understand tiot , you do not come Into the drawing room' In any social capacity whatever. You will come- when you an sent for , take your place' at the piano am leave the room after you have finished. " A fortnight had' passed since Margarel had made her debut at Mrs , Duane's "after noons. " She was n " great success. Arroyo In a perfectly plain" black dress , white am thin , she came nnd sang song after song untl dismissed by a haughty gesture from her mistress. The world applauded the song , bu paid little attention to the slneer. To be sure , at her llrat appearance , Phil Redding ton lias asked about her. nnd his hostess hai replied that she was a poor clrl of common extraction who filled the place of on upper servant. In general , however , her personality wns a matter of Indlfferepcc to her audience On this particular "afternoon she was pale than ever , for her additional duties were telling on her strength. The score of a new song was before her. The maid had brough It to her room with the- message that sh < was to learn It as soon as possible , and Mnrl < added the Information that one of the foreign gentlemen had brought It. Her uccom panlst played tlio prelude , and as she sang the opening lines : "Oh , promise me that some day you and Will bear our love together to some sky" She raised her eyes , and encountered al th far end of the room a pair ot dark biu eyes fixed Intently upon tier's. A thrll passed through her. Those eyes wcr strangely familiar. " \Vhero we may be alone and faith re new , And find those bowers where those flower grew ; Those first sweet \Iolets of early spring" Again tome compelling force made he raise her eyes , A shudder passed throug her whole trnmc ; she trembled violently her lips refused to move ; the paper fell fron her hands. She left the room quickly an the accompanist followed her. Mrs. Duan rang the bell and directed , the footman t send her maid to Jilts Halford. For . moment there was an uncomfortable silence then an apology on the part ot the hostess. "A chill that would soon pass off. " "Th girl was not very strong. " She rcgrette the accident and then the ueual flow of con ver-atlon. Meanwhile Margaret was pacing the ( lee uf her room , shuddering and burning b turns. What was this that was leapln through her veins ? Why did her thought come so quick and fast ? Was she gale crazy ! Why , when she sung that long , ha she thought of the young artist , who wa painting the old flower woman at the mark t ! She had looked up then and he was look- ins straight at her What made her tremble eo ! Elm had thought ot him BO many A NEW LOT OF JUST RECEIVED' If you have bought your Winter Overcoat we are sorry for you for we are going to sell Overcoats to morrow We are going to sell Overcoats at such prices as you nor dealers outside of ouincorner have ever heard of We will save you enough money on some of them to buy a suit of clothes with But don't miss this Overcoat sale tomorrow of all things you ds. Men's Overcoats Real Blue Chinchilla .with Fine Beaver Overcoats , in single or fancy worsted linings , warm and durable , double breasted , blues , blacks or worth $ . . Sale price $5.00. browns , tans and oxfords your choice at this sale Overcoats , just the thing for short and Fine Shetland and/Frieze Storm Ulsters , stout people , in beavers , kerseys three grades gx > 'tn this sale at and chinchillas , sizes 37 to 46 , go'in this sale at Extra size Overcoats , from 44 to 50 Fine Kersey Overcpats in five shades , ele two shades , blues and blacks , in gantly trimmed , blues , blacks and browns kerseys , chinchillas and worsteds , choice in this saler. your go in this sale at Fine kersey and beaver Overcoats , the Men's Overcoats Blue and black , plain best made in these fabrics , wool lin beavers , cut medium long ; these gar ing , silk yoke , 50 inches long , in ments are dressy "and need no guaranty loose or tight fitting , single or double as to their wearing qualities , staple as breasted , m blues and blacks , sizes sugar , worth $15.00 sale price 34 to 42 , at this sale anly The pick of over 350 suits from some of the finest all wool cheviot sacks made will be in one lot tomorrow to stir up the business at less than half former price successors to Columbia Clothin 13th and Farnam Streets. .Imes. and It was at these times that she 'elt ' the wretchedness ot her petition. What did she care ? "Why , at sucn times , did she eng to be back In her own name and not In .Ills false' and menial ppsltlon ? What did t all mean ? She paced up and down until worn In mind and body , she threw herself on her bed. It was quite late when Marie knocked at ler door , and , receiving no answer , came in. 'La panore enfant" she murmured , laying ler hand gently on Margaret's forehead. At .ho first touch the girl opened hsr eyes. Mrs. Duane had sent for her. She arose with a premonition of coming evil ; yet It was with a feeling of calmness and strength that she entered the boudoir. "You sent for me , I believe. " Then the mistress turned. If Phil Heddlngton had luxurated his ar- : lstlc soul and strewn his note book with sketches of an eastern beauty reclining on a divan against a background of pale yellow , and a fair , saint like madonna In black , with a hunch of primroses clasped to her breast , 10 would have gone mad with artistic fervor could he have seen thcso two women stand- ng face to face. IJeatrlce Duane , In her trailing gown of yellow satla .cut low to show her perfect arms and neck , her dark fialr disordered , her eyes flashing as she liurled abuse to the slender girl who stood lefore her , white as marble In her severs } lacl ( gown , her hair shining like a halo about her head , and on her face an expres sion Indescribable In Its loftiness , Its cold ness , Its sweetness and dignity , Her clear eyes were fixed upon her mistress , but she did not speak a word. Finally , her strength spnit , Deatrlce pointed to the table and said In the haughty tone that her secretary knew so well : "There la your ticket to Dusseldorf. You have what llttlo money will bo necessary to take you there. You will not , of course , after this disgraceful performance expect to receive the part of your salary duo you. You will leave the house Immediately. " Dack to Dusseldorf ! As well there as anywhere else , for she had no friends , but It was here that her mother had died , and here that she met the English clergy man and his wife who had become her fast friends , and who , when her little store of money was exhausted , had procured for her a position as Mrs. Duane's secretary. These two \\ero the only friends she had. She could go to them for tonight , at least , and they would advise her what to do next. With trembling hands she packed her mea ger wardrobe , and telling Marie she would send for It In the morning , she drew her long , dark cloak around her and left the house. r Tlio wind had risen , nnd before sht had gone many steps the rain began to fall In torrents. Hut a wild fear had taken posses sion of the girl , and she ran on with throb bing brain and trembling limbs. Past the lawns and villas ; down Into the more thickly settled part cf the town , until she reached the quiet street or. which the English rec tory stood. The cathedral clock was chim ing 12 , but the light In the minister's study was Btlll burning. She struggled up the steps , but her strength was exhausted , She reached out for the knocker , but the door was opensd from within , arid she fell .iincon- BCious at the feet of Philip Ueddlngton. When Philip woke naxt morning and began to review the events of the preceding < 5i\y \ he began to think that he had been dreaming. Dut no , It was all real , for here was the nott that the minister's wife had promised to send him , eaylng that Margaret seemed stronger , but was not fully conscious yet. He tried to think tha matter out clearly and to determine on his future cours * of ac tion , but gave It up as a hopeless task In his present state ot mind. Of two things he was certain ; that the full measure of his wrath and Indignation was kindled against Diatrlce Duane , and that Margaret Halford had taken possession of hla heart. Ho found himself saying over and over again that ho would never give her up , never. His sister w& in the pretty breakfast room , waiting to pour his coffee for him , and to her ho made- his contesslon. I low he had felt strongly attached to the girl the first time ho had sen her In the market place ; liow the sketch ho had made of old Maria liad been 'only an excuse to see her. Each time he saw her at market or In Mrs. Duane's drawing room she had seemed more and more lov ly. He had asked hla hos tess for an Introduction and had been re fused , almost brusquely. Then ha tud heard some one sing "Promise Me , " and had longed to bear her sing It , and so hail brought It to Mrs. Duane. When he heard her voice he had forgotten evtrythlng else , and before l.e left that evening lie had openly declared to Mrs. Duane that he was peculiarly Inter eited In her secretary. She had flatly re fused to Introduce him. for once had lost control of herself and showed plainly ler extreme Irritation. It was quite late when h ! left the villa and went to ece the rector on some Imperative business. Here bo had learned Margaret's history , Her father was the youngest son of a distinguished New England , family , and whllo studying music abroad had married a Swedish girl an orphan , dependent on the parish anil well nigh friendless. When his family hbard of this they cast him off. Fcr some years he , with his wife- and child , led a wanderlhgiillfo- a imiall. Income , eked out by help 6 ! hla 'musical talonU They made no friends , but lived to themselves , the wlfa too happy In thddovo of her husband and I'ttlc ' daughter to oare for other com panionship ; the husband , proud and re ticent. One day , when his daughter was 13 years eld , the musician was brought home dead , killed by a runaway team. The widow drooped from that day , and , finally , persuaded by her daughter , who hoped that Bhc would revive In her native air , went to a llttlo town In the south of Sxveden. Hero she died , It was shortly after her death that' ' Mr. and 3Irs. Stanly met Margaret , and latar had obtained for her a position as secretary to Mrs. Duane. The Idea of her serving Jlrs. Duane was unbearable , and before he had left the rectory Phil had made Mrs. Htahly promise that he should bo Introduced' to Miss Halford as soon as possible , but this , she added , \\otild be difficult to manage , as she was kept hard at work nnd rarely had any leisure. He had sat with the rector"and his wife talking of Margaret until the tell rang 12. When ho had opened the street door a great gust of rain had rushed In , and Margaret her self had fallen Insensible at his feet , her long hair lessened and drenched by the rain , her faca pals and haggard. Here Phil stopped , and there was a set , determined expression on his fnce. Mrs , Raymond had heard his story with mingled consternation and sympathy , and now , wise little woman that she was , she advised her brother to possess his scul In patience , and she hersolt stepped Into her carriage and drove up to the English rectory From Mrs. Stanly Phil's sister heard Mar garet's history again. It lost nothing In the telling , for tlje rector's young wife was enthusiastic In her admiration of Margaret , and her face flushed and paled and tears stood In her eyes us she told the story of the girl's sad Ife. When Mrs. llaymond had met her brother on her return home It wag with outstretched hands , smllng lips and tearful eyes The llaymonds spent the summer In Sweden and the Stanlys were their guests. There was another member of the household , in the person of Mrs. Haymond's secretary , and It was whispered about that she was the same person who had served In a like capacity for Mrs. Duanc. Dut those who had seen her In both places found It hard to bcllevo this report , for during the summer , amid the congenial surroundings of the Raymonds' home , the BlrPs starved nature had grown and expanded until her whole being seemed changed. The pals cheeks were rounded ind flushed with a delicate glow , her slender figure liad Ailed out to line proportions , her sad eyes were s.td no longer , but retained just enough of their former expression to give her nn unworldly and uplifted aspect. Iler voice was as pure and clear as ever , but deeper and richer In volume. She had laid aside her plain black dress for lighter and more artistic gowns. People began to say that she waa a beauty. And If the clrl were not the same , her life was entirely different. Mrs. Raymond paid her a generous salary , anil could she have had her own way would not have given Margaret a stroke of work to do , but deli cacy forbade her to wound the girl's pride , and so she turned over to her the formal correspondence of the household. For the rest her position was that of an elder daughter. In the early autumn Phil sailed for New York , but In the early spring he returned On Easter Monday the English church was the scene of a quiet wedding to which a select few were bidden. The newspaper published In behalf of ( he foreign residents devoted considerable spaca to describing It. "Ono of the prettiest features of the oc casion being tha touch i of color Introduced by masses of mountain primroses among the floral decorations and the bouquet carried by the bride. It Is sold that these flowers were used to commemorate a romantic In cident connected with I the engagement of the happy couple. " Mrs. S. A. Hell ot 'Pomona ' , Cal. , had the bad luck to sprain her tnklo. "I tried sev eral liniments , " ihe Buys , "but was not cured until I used Chamberlain's Pain Dalm. That remedy cured me and'I ' take pleasure In rec ommending It and testifying to Its efficacy. " This medicine Is also pf great valuu for rheu matism , Iamo back , pilus In the chest , pleu risy and all deep-seatodiand muscular pains. For sale by druggists. . Cuughtli Turlnr. They were standing < jn the street corner , waiting for a car. Bays' the Boston Budget. She was American , hi was English. She delighted In proclaiming the glories ot this new world , but he only elevated hli beastly nose and answered every remark with that Irritating phrase , "In the old country , " etc. While they were waiting a pair of bicy clers , a man and woman , wheeled by. The woman was dressed decidedly "up to date. " I'Aw ! " the Englishman remarked. "Knick erbockers ! " The girl looked up In surprise. "Do you mean the woman In bloomers ? " "Yes ; but In the old country , ye know , \vo call 'em knickerbockers , " Miss America hardly knew how to answer his know-lt-all manner. She felt It would be rude to change the conversation too abruptso ! she alinply said : "Uy the way , do you call a pair of knickerbockers singular or plural ? " The Englishman glanced after the re treating blcs'clers , "Plural , " he said , "as applied to men ; but In the case of women singular. " Oregon Kidney Tea cures all kldnoy trou bles. Trial size. 25 cents. All druggists. A PETRIFIED EGO. "Ulu - _ _ _ _ _ PU//.IO for Hcpitlst | Vniind on a TeiuicHneu ' Fnrrn. Quite a curiosity is on exhibition at the cigar stand of Daw&on & Durch , says the Nashville American. If the curiosity Is not a petrified egg , then nature can give the fowl creation cards and spades In the art of egg manufacture. The freak Is of perfect oval shape , with both ends very smoothly clipped off. A farmer living on Paradise Rltlge picked 11 up In a field one day and started to throw It , when Its unusual weight at tracted his attention. Stooping , he picked up a rock and struck the peculiar object a sharp blow near Its middle. The- exterior shell cracked and three pieces shelled off , re vealing about half of a perfectly rounded object nestled away in the remaining pertlon of the shell. This under sphere Is of a pinkish hue , and Is very granular In its com position , something like sandstone. The first thing a person would think of on beholding It would be the yellow of an egg , and the more h& looked th more thoroughly he would become convinced that that was what It was. The concave portion of the broken shell fits back perfectly about the Interior sphere. The shell's exterior Is also granular , though perfectly uniform. It Is about one-quarter of an Inch thick , and Immediately beneath the granular exterior Is of a drab color , re sembling very much In composition lava or phosphate rock. A close Inspection of the broken edgea of the shell shows a very thin exterior shell of about the thickness of an egg shell. In fact , the entire effect produced Is the same as that obtained by taking a hard boiled hen egg and cracking the shell , part a section of It , with the white adhering to It , from the yellow , leaving the sphere nestled In the remaining portion of the shell. The petrified egg for that Is undoubtedly what tho-freak Js weighs about half a pound and Is about the slzo ot a large goose egg , perhaps larger. It Is causing no little Inter est and wonderment among those who ECO It. "Wblla down In the southwestern part ol the state some time ago , " bays Mr. W. 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