THE OMAHA DAILT BEEs K JSTDAY , OCTOBER 8 , 1894.
' - Wanted.
WORKING GIRLS
Praise The Boo for the
energy it shows in se
17 curing situations for
n ouns , them at such small ex
xs .
pense.
CUNTS.
Thousands of families
read The Bee want ads
each day.
In both morning and evening papers.
8PEG1RL NOT1BE8.
Advertisement ! for tli e columns will be taken
until 12:30 : p. m. for the evening , anil until 9.00
| > . m. lor the morning and Sunday editions.
Advertlurr * . by requesting a numbered cliech ,
ran have answer * aildrpiwil to a numbered letter
In care ot The lleo , Answer * < i addrmwJ will
be delivered upon presentation of the check.
ItntfK , IHo a word first Insertion , la n word
thereafter. Nothing taken tor less than lie for
K flrst Insertion.
_ Th' e navcrtliement roimt run consecutively.
"SITUATIONS WANTED.
.WANTKD. BITUATION IIT AN MXlT.ttr-
fncod dressmaker In a. private family : will
ti-ncli children fancy work. Address V 47 ,
Jlee. A151) 6 *
BrOIJNO MAN WANT9 POSITION AS 8TKNOG-
rnpher nnil office asalstant ; have had exiierl-
enco. AdJrcM Y l . lite. A M I6 S
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WANTED M ALE HELP.
WANTED. A pnw rnnsoNS IN EACH
pluco to do writing ; send stamp for 1V1 pase
book of particulars J. Woodtmry , 127 V > ' . 42J
street , N , Y. City. II M SIS
WANTED. LADOncnS. SOUTH ; GOVERNment -
ment work In Tennessee and Arkansas.
Kramer , tabor agency , llth anil Farnnm street.
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IVANTHD. anNTLEMEN NEWSPAPER CON-
trlbutora In every town to report nil Important
happenings and write articles for publirntlon
on nnv nubject. Iliperlence not necersaiy. Qsod
pay for spare time. Our Instruction * tell you
how to da the work. Send stamp for full par
ticulars. Modern Press Ass'n , Chicago , 111.
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WANTKD. SALESMAN ! SALATIY KHOM
Htnrt ! pennnnent place. Diown Dros. Co. , nur-
8erymen , Chlcairo , III. U Hi O3)
WANTnD , nELA ULC YOUKO AND MID-
dle-nsed men In * rery county to act as cor-
respondenb hnd upealal private tlolecthcs
under Instructions for the tarRut and best
equipped detective bureau of the kind In the
country. Previous exnrr.cnce I * not required
or necenary. Small Inys und Inrsponslblo
parties will confer a fat or on us by not
answering. References given and required.
Have been cstnbllHlied for years. Send itnmp
for full particulars nnd get the bent criminal
paper published , offering thousands of dollars
In reward * for parties who are wnnled.
National Detective Ilurcau. Indianapolis , Ind.
D M1TO
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HEN OF GOOD ADDIIRSS CAN FIND STEADY
, employment and good pay bcolllnc at IMO
Dounlas. II BI180 O29
WANTED , UnLlAHLE SAT.HSMAN , AMIEADY
I traveling to carry our lubricants na n Ride
line , Manufacturers' Oil Co , , CleAolnml , O.
U-SIJ76 N3-
WANTED. . MEN IN EVERY COUNTY TO ACT
an prlvnla iletcctlvcs under Instructions ; experi
ence unnecessary ; send Btnmp. National Ie-
tccllvc Ilurenu , Indianapolis , Ind.
II M ! 3 12
WANTED , DIIUQ CLEIUI. ADDIUIS.- 3I > .
Bee ofllce. II 3C2
WANTED. COMPETENT HOOKKEEPEU roil
wholesala housu ; otalo Kilary and grie ref
erences. Address Y 33 , Dec. ll-MJH 8 >
WANTED , ACTIVK ACCIDENT AN insAi/rfi
BOllcltora. Afldreia Y . Uee. I1-M4I5 8
"WANTED , TWO GOOD COAT5IAKEISH AT
Kcnrncy , Neb , AiMrem P. M. ItlKKlii > . Sternly
work to competent men. U SHS6 8 *
WANTED , HOY. H07 DOUGLAS BTIIEET.
l-3 ! 7i ! 8
WAITED FEMALE HELP.
WANTED , XiADY NEWSPAPER CON-
Irlbutors In every town to report all Important
happenings and write articles for publication
on any tubject. experience not necessary. GDI , !
iiay for epara time. Our Instructions tell you
novf to do the work. Send stamp for full par
ticulars. Modern Picas Ass'n , Chicago. III.
C-118
WANTED , LADY TO ASSIST MB IN MY
business durinir her leisure hours ; ( 'ood ivaccs
cunruntecd. Mrs. J. Cronlt , 1218 Pacific.
C MM4 !
USE PIIESTON'S BEST fLOUtl. IT OIVKH
entire satisfaction , All grocers sell It.
C 11370 NS
WANTED. EXPERIENCED ainL ron SEC-
and work , 20J7 Dotlse Btreet , opn. IllKh ailioo
O AH93 W
TOR KENT HOUSES.
I1OUHES. T. K. DARLINQ , BARKER
D 595
HOUSES IN AI.b PARTS OF THE CITY. THE
O. t\ Davis Company , 1503 1'arnnm. D wa
KELItENNY & CO. , It.1. CO.NTINENTAI , I1IJC.
v O BK7
FOR ItKNT. CHEAPEST 6-noOM CGTTAOl !
with bath , In city ; only III 0) . : uW California
street D-JlSdi
MEW 4-KOOM COTTAQK NEAR 11RM1H PARK.
IJOO. ridellty Trust Company , 17U3 Fainain.
D-MISJ
ID-ROOM HOUSE , I.AUOE 1IAUN. 27TH AND
Indiana afvnue , Slj.OO. 317 rirat National l < ink ,
U-MW3
FOR RENT , EIGHT-ROOM MODERN 11OUBE ,
835 South 17th St. ; also 5-ruom rotlaga wlih
Larn. a. L. Green , R. 23. Darker Llk. U K1
CESIRADI.E 7-ROOM COTTAOE. S8I3 WOOlT
wotth n\c. Rlnjrwalt Itros.- Marker blk.U900
U-900
I'OU RENT. TWO 8-ROOM. ELEGANT 11RICK
flats ; all modern conveniences ; 1 block from
llth meet motor. | ! 3K < > . Comptroller's ofllc .
D-M330
FINE T-ROOM CORNEIl FLAT AT 701 B. 10TH
utrt'et ; range and all other conveniences. W.
C. Ilaller , room 511 , Paxton block. D 300
FOR RENT , 4 11-ROOM BRICK FLATS , ALL
modern conveniences , nl Slat nnd fumntn , at
a bargain to rlcht party. Glebe Loan and
Trust Co. , ICth and Dodge , D-li2
IIOUHUS & STORES. F.D.WQAD.K & DOUGLAS
D-204 SI
I'Oll RENT. FROM NOV. I. A FIRST-CLAPS
( iw > m house , nicely furnished , with all mod
ern Imprmrmeiits , located on car line , 2 > < i mile ;
from city hall , Cheap. Address V 31. ! ! > .
pr | UsLP u&i.
B ROOMS , HALL AND DATII ROOM. INquire -
quire SSI 8. ISth street. I > M3U i :
BTKAM. UNKQUALCD , CK.VTUAL , 3 , B. 7
room houses uml Hat * . Tlrurd , 2:1 X. ! 4th.
D-ilS77 S
GOOD FIVE-ROOM COTTAGES. JS.OO PKH
month. L. B. Skinner. 310 N. Y. I.lf .
D-SII77
FOR IIENT , NICELY FtHUx'ISHEU C-ltOOM
cottaKO on car line. Cull mornlnic nr euMilni
MJT N. 23th ( .venue. 1 > M45I 8
FOR IICNT , AN KLEOANTLY FURNISHEI :
( -room frjme dwelling ; nindcrn In all detiUbi ,
flrst-clius lowitlon ; rent M.W * . E. II. Shenfc ,
its Paxton block. U M 4 ! >
PITHNISHUD HOUSE ! K ROOMS , 3 > 0 CALI
fornla. D-IK 9 *
801 > fAKON 8TRF.ET ; 9 ROOMS , MODERN ,
t'letmnt location. SJO)1) ! ; als > 7-rooin luiuse In
Orchard Hill , newly painted ami paperiil. JI.IW.
H. K Humphrey , tit New Yvrk Life.
11 *
HOUSES. W. Q. TEMPI-irrON , PAXTON 11LIC ,
_ . U-M470 N6
FOR HKNT. J-ROOM MODERN DWELLING
eoad stable , 1510 Capitol avenue. Shrlver A
O.Dondioo. D MISJ 9
ri.KA9A.NT J-HOOM J10UBK ; MODERN. W
Dodca street. U ISO II *
-UOOM iinicic HOUSE : FURNACE , UATII ,
ms , 0 < > .l barn. lUt N. ISIJl street , J23.00.
Omaha , lleol Uitatt and Titut cumiauy | , room
4. Do llWf. -Mn :
Ft'RNISHBD HOUSE , WITH FROM 6 TO .
* rooms Gentleman and wife ; three children.
B , II.Valk r. .Duller UocJc D-UI9I l
FOR BENT FURNISHED ROOBIS.
: "OR RENT. NICELY FURNISHED SOUTH'
room , modern conveniences , to one or two
gentlemen , 2047 Dodge. E-MTW
EAST FRONT ROOMS. 2024 DAVENPOIIT.
[ OR RENT. NICELY FURNISHED IIOOM9.
with or without board. Call 2107 Douglas.
K 840-17
URNIBHED ROOMS. 2017 JIARNEY STREET.
E 20Z 8'
ItRNISHED ROOMS FOR HOUSEKEEPING.
413 South IJth street. C ! 68 8'
NICE FURNISHED ROOMS FOR LIGHT
housekeeping. 1112 U. lllll. E 252-9
FURNISII-KD ROOMS. 1 M CH1CAOO STt
Suitable for one or two srenlemon. ( E M363
R RENT , FURNISHED IIOOMS. ALLMOD-
ern. SOU Douglas. E S1374 12
'tJUNIHUED Oil UNFUHNISIIED HOOMS , la
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' ZJth u-renue. U 40S-12-
LAUGH , DESinAHLE FlinNISIIED
rounia tn private family , 2613 Tarnnm ,
U &M33 13 ,
FURNISHED ROOKS AND BOARD.
FRONT ROOM FOR TWO , WITH STRICTLY
first class board. 2109 Douglas St. F-294
NICE .ROOM WITH BOARD. CHEAP. 2IOU CASS
F 334OH *
[ 'URNISHEU IIOOMS W1TU BOARD. 2013
DoURlas. F-M772-O15 *
GOOD BOAIID AND ROOM. J5.00 PER WBKIC.
to four or five youne men ; front and back
parlcrs. Z105 Douglas st. F-24J-3"
' 3LEOANT FURNISHED IIOOMS : STEAM
heat , reduction made to parties rooming * to-
icelher ; at the Webster hotel , 1513 Howard
street. F M23S 11"
NICE LARGE FRONT ROOMS , SINGLE OR
ensulte , furnlnheil or unfurnished , with first-
class board. l'OI3 St. Mary's ave. F M307 12
I''IRST-CLA8S ROO1M AJ-fD BOARD. 622 N.
19lh st. F M39S 9
TWO FRONT ROOMS. FURNISHED OR UN-
fiirnlshetl , with or without board ; private fam
lly 221 Dodge street. F M1W 6 *
THE HILLSIDE. ROOMS ; FIRST-CLASS
table board ; steam heat. 18th and Doilite.
F U4 > 9 13 *
UNFURNISHED ROOMS tfOR RENT
S OR S ROOMS ; PRIVATE HOUSE ! MODERN ;
references required. 1003 Georgia avenue.
G-3C3 8
1 UNFURNISHED ROOMS ; STEAM HEAT :
alt conveniences. 2230 Farnam. Q MI37 S *
WANTED TO RENT.
WANTED , THREE UNFURNISHED ROOMS
for llslit limisekeepInK by two ladles ; near
Far cam or Harney car line. Y 48. Itee.
K
FOR RENT STORES AND OFFICES
CORNER STORE. JIO. 521 DOUGUAS. INQUIRE
922.
1-
I'OR RENT. THE 4-STORY I1R1CK DUILDINO
916 Karnnni street. The building , , has a flre-
pioof , cement basement , -complete steam heatIng -
Ing fixtures , water on all Hears , tsaa , eta. Ap
ply at the olllce of The Bee. 1 910
MEAT MARKET. ALSO DRUG STORE ,
ulth fixtures complete , best and cheapest In
city ; conditions unciiualeJ. TIzard , 221 N.
21lh , I M376 8 *
STORAGE ,
STORAGE.WILLIAMS & CROSS , uii IIAHNEY
STORAGE FOR HOUSEHOLD GOODS ; CLEAN
and cheap rate. ItVcll3 , 1111 Farnam. M 901
M-713
OM-VANfiBTORAQE CO.,1502 FARNAM. Tel.lMO
M 903
I1BST 8TORAGK BUILDING IN OMAHA. U. S.
cov. bonded warehouse , Kousehnld Kooda
stored. Lowest rates. 1011-1015 Leavenwurth
21 903
WANTED TO BUY.
SECOND-HAND BOOKS DOUGIIT FOR CASH
at Antiquarian book store. 1519 Fainam street ,
K M3C1-O10
WANTED. SECOND-HAND TYPEWRITER ;
must be cheap and In gocxl shape ; state kind
imd lowest ca h price. K , I ) . , lien ofllce ,
Council llluffs. N MI03
WANT TO BUY A GOOD HALL'S SAFE AND
Lock Co.'s -vault doors : well used. Zoctc box
9. Overton. Neb. N 197 6
FOR SAIiE FURNITURE.
PAYMENTS EASY. TOU WON'T MISS YOUR
money. J.ow prices nn furniture anil bauBehold
goods. Enterprise Credit Co. . 13-G1S N. 16th st.
O S07
FOR SALE. DINING ROOM SUITE ; ANTIQUE
oak ; nearly new. 413 lies bldg. 0 250
CLOSING OUT ENTIRE STOCK OF FUItXI-
ture , to\es , etc. L. Altman. 8C3 N. 16th.
16th.ocea
o-cea
STOVES AND FURNITURE AT COST. MUST
be sold at once. I , Urussell. 710-713 N. ICih.
O M93J OM
FOR SALE , HORSES , WAGONS. ETC
A. U. CLARKE. HORSE COMMISSION DEAL-
rr ; union stock yards. South Omaha ; all classes
of horses constantly en hand ; eastern & soutlit
rn buvra are here for fall supply. Auc. fc'nt.
P-MJ23-011
FOR SALE MIoCELIjANEOUS ,
CHEAPEST CHICKEN AND ORNAMENTAL
feic n-ad ? . C , It. Lee. Ml I > UJLH.(9
UANK AND I'LATTIJ VALI.UY S ND KOIl
tale. C.V , Hull Curnpanr , Wth nnd Irani Bts.
Q-WO
I'OR SALE. FULI HLOODED GORDON SKT-
ter ; 4 months old. Inquire "a. " 976 North
Sth avenue. Omaha , Q M741
ID1 YOU BUY. BUY THE 1JEST ; MACIUN-
tOFhea , rubber boots , nrctlcs , syrln&ea nf all
kinds ; gus tubing ; all best quality. Omaha
Tent & Awning Co. , 1311 Farnam si. Q-54S
IMPORTED IIARTZ MOUNTAIN CANARIES ,
warranted singers , SI60 ; 3 KuM flsli , with globe ,
SUSS ; young parrots , 16 00 to (20.00 ; bird capes ,
seed , etc. UeUltr's bird , store , 404 N. 16th street.
Q-M220 Nl
CTjAIR VO Y ANTS.
MRS. DR. II. WARREN , CLAIRVOYANT. REliable -
liable business medium ; 7th year at 11 > N. 16th.
S-S11
MABSAGi ) , BATHS , ETC.
MADAM SMITH , M3 S. 13TII. 2D FLOOR ,
mom > : massage , vapor , alcohol , steam , sul
phurlne and sea baths. T Mtll 13 *
UME. LA RUE. 41 BOUTII 15TII.T .
T M10 O10
UAS3AQB. UAJ3AUR BERNARD. KW DODOH.
T-M75J t
TURKISH BATHS.
LADIES' TURKISH BATHS ; HOURS , 9 A. 21.
to S p. m. Beauty Culture parlors , removed
from Karbach Uldg. to 109-19 U Uldc. MCI I
PERSONAL.
BATHS , MASSAGE. Mlia POST. l ' , i S. 1ETH.
U-JH
WHOLE WHEAT BREAD FROM UNBOLTED
flour at Imogen h. Ramsey's , 217 N. Hlh street.
" -Mill 019
Caatlaard.
DEt.LB EPPERLEY IS riTTED AND HBAH-
uml to the flirure ; alwiiya remain * Khapely nd
U b tter prrporecl to retain the finer outltn >
of beautiful figurs thitri BJJT other. Nlns
meiuurements ar neceoiutrV and ill ( lltlnn l
dona br expert * . It' * the only corset that
makes one shaper ! nnd Is appreciated by every
lady who calls at parlors. 1J09 I > mnm street.
U-M8t OH
MACKINTOSHES & HUUBEH BOOTS. 1311 For ,
U-SU
AULAHAUGH FUH CO. , MANUrACTUnERB
of fur garments ; furs neatly rtpared. Fur
muffs at cost. Ituom 301 Karbach blk. Tel. ISlt
TJ-tOi OH
PHYSICIANS WHO DISPENSE THEIR OWN
perscrlptlons can secure valuable Information
free by addressing P. O. Box 113 , Oirmhn. Nb.
V-M7S3
MME. t V nOOK , MASSAGE. 1005 LEAVEN-
i -worth street , third floor , front rooms ! two first *
class operator * . U MIU }
COMPOUND OXYGEN CURES CONSUMPTION ,
asthma , bronchitis nnd caturrh , Homa treat *
ment It 00 per month. Thre < lnvs' free treatment -
ment , room 204 Douglas bile , Hth snd Dolnc.
u issoa
LACE CURTAINS CLEANED EQUAL TO
new. Call and. . eumlna specimen * nf work.
1433 N. 20th st. U-MKI 13 *
OSCAR SUNDELL. FOR 12 YEARS WITH G.
W , Cook , 1ms removed , his shoo repair shop io
B. 17th street , north of Douglas. U M2U Nl
PRESTON'S CALIFORNIA TL.VKES FOR
breakfast ; superior to oatmeal. Try II
U M3U N5
VIAVI HOME TIIEATMENT FOR. LADIES.
Health book or consultation free. Address or
call Vlavl Co. , 31 $ Itae W'lj. Lady attendant.
U M7
MONEY TO LOAN REAL ESTATE.
MFB INSURANCE POLICIES LOANED ON
or bought. F. & Chesney. Kansas City , Mo.
W 915
ANTHONY LOAN & TRUST CO. . J1S N.Y.L1FE.
loans at low rates for choice security In Ne
braska and Ion a farms or Omaha city property ,
W 910
MONEY TO LOAN ON FARMS IN DOUGLAS
county. Improved and unimproved Omaha real
estate. Fidelity Trust Co. . 1702 Farnam si.
W-ttT
MONEY TO LOAN ON IMPROVED OMAHA
real estate. Brenimn , Love & Co. , Poxtnn hlk ,
W-9U
MONEY TO LOAN AT LOWEST HATES. TUB
O. F. Davis Co. , 1505 Farnam xt. W 919
MONEY TO LOAN AT LOWEST RATES ON
Improved and unimproved Omaha real estate ,
1 to C years. Fidelity Trust Co , 1702 Farnam.
W-HI
LOANS ON IMPROVED & UNIMPROVED CITY
property , 13,000 and upward * , t to 7 per cent ; no
delays. W. Fojiinra Smith & Co. , U20 Farnam.
W 923
CHA9. W. RA1NEY , DM. NAT. BK. DLDO.
W-921
MONEY TO LOAN ON OMAHA REAL ESTATE
at t per cent. W. B. Mtfkle , 1st Nat. bank bldg
W-922
VERY LOW RATES MADE ON GOOD LOANS.
J , W , Squire , 2W Ic bldg. W 368
WE HAVE SEVERAL THOUSAND DOLLARS
for short time paper or 1st class inlse. loans.
U. II. Harder & Co. , ground floor , Bee l.lilc.
W XH4S
MONEY TO LOAN CHATTELS.
MONEY TO LOAN ON FURNITURE. PIANOS ,
horses , wagons , etc. , at lowest rules In city ;
no removal of soodsi strictly confidential ; jou
can pay the loan off at any time or In any
amount.
amount.OMAHA MORTGAGE LOAN CO. ,
303 8. ICth street.
X 023
MONEY TO LOAN ON PERSONAL PUOP-
erty. Harvln Loan" Co. , 701 N , Y. Life bids.
X-924
J. U. HADDOCK , ROOM ! 7 RAMGE BLOCK ,
X-925
MONEY TO LOAN ON HOUSEHOLD FURNIture -
ture , pianos , horses , wagons , or any kind of
chattel security , at lowest possible rates , which
you can pay back at any time nnd In any
amount. FIDELITY LOAN GUARANTEE CO. ,
Room 4 , Wlthnell block. X 928
BUSINESS CHANCES.
A SPLENDID INVESTMENT : WILL SELL A
good paying paint and wcvll paper business
located In this live and progiesshe cit > . Ad
dress box S5 , Grand Junction , Colo.
Y-2J8-13 *
BALE , A GOOD PAYING RETAIL BOOT
and nhon etore In the Black Hills , carrying a
stock of 14,00000 , doing a business of 514.000-00 a
> ear , nnd residence ; good reasons and reference.
Address Y 40 , Omaha Bee. Y M400 12
BETTER OPPORTUNITIES YOU WANT
them , of course , anil they arc offered more
abundantly In muthwest Missouri than any
other section of country. The opportunities
are- for homes. Investments , business , factories ,
farms , fruit culture , mining , health , pleasure
and everything that tends to promota business
success nnd happy homes. Investigate. Write
for particulars. Address , Southwest Missouri
Immigration and Improvement Co , Springfield -
field , Mu. Y M45C S
WANTED , TO CORRESPOND WITH A NO , 1
physician who Is looking for n position to
practice , Y 66 , care Omaha. Dally Uee.
Y Ml$3
FOR EXCHANGE.
A GOOD LOT IN EAST OMAHA TO EXchange -
change for young vork horses or mules.
Lamorca'ix Bros. , 306 8. I5lli. Z 103
TO EXCHANGE , J15,000.00 STOCK OF GEN-
eml merchandise for well Improved farm within
flfts' miles of Omaha. Box 1390. Lincoln , Neb.
Z-M401 8 *
TO EXCHANGE , J30.000 00 WORTH OF IMproved -
proved land In western losva. for stock of gen
eral merchandise. Box 1330 , Lincoln. Neb.
Z M40S S
GOOD ICO ACRES OF LAND N. E. NEBRASKA
tn trada for merchandise. Address Y 4B. cnr
'Itea. .Z-M100 12 *
FOR SALE REAL ESTATE.
GARDEN LANDS , 5 MILES FROM POST OF-
llce easy terms. Call at > 40 N. Y. Life.
U U-731
CHOICE GARDEN LAND3. 5 MILES FROM
OmsJin pastolllce. 10 to 160 acres , some trade.
N. D. Keycs , 617 Paxton blk. n K-M527
BARGAINS , HOUSES , LOTS AND FARMS ,
sole or tiade , F. 1C Darling' , Barker Mock.
NO MOIIK CROP FAILURES ; HAVING 8E-
cured control of some \ery choice IrrlTatert
lands In western Ntbroska we now offer them
In tracts of 40 acres or more nt from (25.00 to
J40.00 per acre , according to Improvements ;
only small cash payment required ; these lamia
nro all under perfect system of IrilKntlon anil
nrocry best of soli ; they produced thli dry
year over 400 bushels potatoes , 100 bushels oats.
100 bushels com. , etc. , per acre ; we pay II , II.
fare of all buyers of 40 acres or more : next ex
cursion leaves Omaha Tuesday evening , Oct.
9 ; call at our oftlco nnd got particulars. Dav
enport fa Waterman , 82i N. Y. Life.RB
RB M3SO 9
IIKRE IS A SNAP-OWING TO REMOVAL
to Chicago , "will sell my homa. 1511 Sherman
avenue , at a very low price ; 9 rooms ; all
modern Improvements ; tot , SOxlZS. I.OGIC at
house , and 1C U suits you , will make price
to suit the times ; H cash , balance on time.
E. M. Hulse. RE M375 12
FOR SAT.H. NEW 4-ROOM COTTAGE ! GEL-
lar , cistern , city water ; cor. 30th and Sah'.er ;
11.250.00 ; long time. Inqulro 1318 Farnnm , Sar
uel Burns. ItE-773
FOUR-ROOM HOUSi : AND LOT 1VS MILES
from P. O. Clos to car : price. 11.050 ; J310
cash , and assume a. ? 700 loan. F. D. Wend ,
18th and Douglas. RE-Z6M1
FARM LANDS. C. F , HARRISON , 91 ! N.Y.LIFE
It U-159 O6 *
4-R COTTAGE AND LOT , 3 BLOCKS FROM
21th street car , ISOD.
T-R house. 23th. near St. Mary's avenue. 13 'M.
East front corner lot , Patrick's ndd , 3950.00.
Fine Georgia avenue lot , $2,600.00
4x130 ft. fronting Farnam St. ( paved ) . Sl.SOO.OO.
40 acres near 1'ort Omaha. Jli.OOO.W.
Eleffunt home. 100 ft. off Pacific St. , heated ,
with hot water , east front. H.SOO.OO.
Ona of finest re IJence In city , with every
modern appointment , (33,000 00 ,
Ons moro lot In Windsor Place , near Hanscom
park , S750.00.F.
F. D. Wead , Hth nnJ Douglar.
RE-3C5
TYPEWRITERS.
STOLEN TYPEWRITERS OFFERED FOR
sale should make you suspicious ; funny they
ore mostly Smith' * . Try one and > ou wilt un
derstand why ; full line of supplies , Smith-
1'icmlcr Co. . llth and Farnam ; telephone , 12S4.
FLORISTS.
8. B. STEWART. FLORIST ! ALL KINDS OF
bulb * and cut ( lowers ; 1622 Capitol avenue.
873-O30
NEW BULBS. JUST IMPORTED , CUT FLOW.
eri. Hess & Swoboda , Paxton hotel , Mil Farn
Ml Oil
COAL.
D. T , MOUNT HAS REMOVED HIS COAL OF.
flea to tu > S. Hill st. , Drown bl ck. 95S
SHERIDAN COAL. EXCELLENT 8UBSTITUTH
for hard , coal and W.W ton cheaper , 1C05 Far
nam itrect ; main tntranca Board of Trada.
151 Oil
FURNACES.
.EST FURNACE MADE , SOFT COAL SMOKB
consuming anil hard coal furnaces , Eagla Cur.
Dice Work * . 1M-1U-1H N , llth st , } }
PIAXOB
THIS WEEK. TIIB ftilfconiNd IKSTHU
menu , for ctiih or monthly p&rmentii
One Hale upright pl&ga. , IIT9.M
Another Hale upright piano , IW.M
One Hall A Eon upright pl&no , . . . 110.W
Ohio Valler iunj pUnm. . . .M
MaMm SB lUmlln ont n . . . . . , , , . . . . , . II.M
Illtr orsiin , high W ) ( > . tt.M
Bmlth American or BUI. . high top , . , . , . X7.M
Tailor & Purler ortanttlKti top U.W
Klmball , Krneroon and 'Ilallet-Davls piano * .
A. 11OSPBHi , ISlt DouRln.9 It.
All' ' i13 OJI
P PURCHASED A
Ona upright piano. 150.
Gold. t I
One 3-ftrlng new seals piano. (1S7.GQ ,
Sold. il'1 M
One second Tiand Wrcnwn. J300 ,
On new Wegmnn , I1W.
One new Wegman , JS'Wji.
Ono istcy organ , tte.
One Klmbnll organ , ! ! " <
One Bay State organ. (20.
Ono UurJetto organ , | 2o.
Bold.
One Bhonlngpr , f2'5.
On * Rood organ , SIS.
Woodbrldga Bros. , IS ) N. 15th street.
MUSIC TEACHER.
MARTIN CAHN , TEACHER OF PIANO-
forte. Studio , 4)8 ) N. 13d St. MU1 O31
MUSIC , ART AND LANCtUAQE.
Q. r. GELLKNBECK. BANJOI8T3 AND
teacher. 1819 California itreor SJI
PIANO AND VIOLIN TO PARTIES : REASONable -
able , Order * at Mendslberg's 16th and Farnam.
Mm oj
STOVES.
DEW HEATERS ON EAHTH.
Be sura you examine them before you buy.
Parlies who dctlra the choice of the t > cst Ilni
of stoves on the market must buy either the
Favorite bascaurner or the Oak heating stoves.
They have been manufactured the past 80 years ,
and where they have been used alongside of
other stoves hat a proven th"uut&lves lha most
economical stoves omde. We guarantee them.
They are the cheapest and best stores mule.
We ha > e the Itorn steel range , a model cf per *
feet ton.
A. M , McCarcar. 410 N. Hth street.
M224 Nl
RELIABLE BTOVE COMPANY , 21S NOKTlt
16th street : cash or easy payments ; new or
BcoonJ-hand ; alsa itovei bought or exchanged.
M 761-8
BUSINESS NOTICES.
OMAHA MEERSCHAUM PITO FACTORY ; OLD
plpu mada new. C13 S. 16th. 910
DAMAGED MIRRORS RESILVBRED , Tl N. 11
U
THE NEATEST nARUKIl SHOP IN CIl'V ;
court of Bee building. Fred Buelow. ill
nOONER & EISELE. SIGN PAINTERS ; BKET
work , at lowest prices , 1518 Douglai stt7 * ' .
MKT
ELECTRICAL SUPPLIES.
ARMATURES AND CONVERTERS REWOUND
storage batteries recharged ; electrical nnd gen
eral machinists ; superior work guaranteed.
Omaha electrical 'Works. C17 and 1 > S. 16th at.
8U
ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS AND CONTRACtors -
tors for electric light and motor plant * and all
kinds of electrical construction. Western elec
tric Supply Co. . 113 and 43 > S. 35th it. ! !
WOLFE ELECTRICAL CO. SUPPLIES AND
electrio wiring. 1 U Capitol ave. Tel. 1414.
JI133 Oil
BIOYOLE8.
BICYCLES REPAIRED. AND REMODELED.
Tire * nnd imndrles. Safes opened , repaired. C.
n. llcllln , locksmith , 311 M. 16th St. 931
BICYCLES-ALL STYLES.
ALfc PRICES.
Send for our list of | second-hand and shop
worn bicycles. Repairs and cycle sundries of
all kinds. M. O. Daxon.,403 , N. Kill St. 93S
BICYCLE PRICES CUT IN TWO.
A ' 94 Fowl er'for JW.BO. '
A ' 94 Sylph for J8T.BO. '
Other make * equally as flow. Bee out Block
snd tret our prices before ! buying.
A. II. PURRiaO & CO. . 1211 Douglai ntreet.
I S6I-O-27
BICYCLE RIDING.
BICYCLE RIDING SCHOOD , 1714 CAP. AVE.
MMCN2 *
UNDERTAKERS ANt EMB ALffER3
H. K. BUnkETT , I'UNEItAV bittECTC'R ' AND
rmbalmcr , 161S Chicago- . , telephone 9V. (37
SWANSON & VAL1KN , UNDKRTAttERB AND
embalmers,1701 Cumlng tt. . telephona 1CCO
M. O. MAUL. UNDERTAKER AND I3M-
balmer , 1417 Farnam St. , telephone , 133. 939
C. W. BAKER , UNDERTAKER , tlS S. IE BT.
(44
OPTICIANS.
OMAHA OPTICAL CO. . LEADING OPTICIANS.
J. F. Ponder , manager. Eyes tested free. 223
South Uth. U Klnaler' * drug store. 4I31 *
THE ALOE & PENFOLD CO. . SCIENTIFIC
opticians , 140S Farnam st. . opposite Paxton
hotel. Eyes examined free. 791
OPTICAL CO. , LEADING OPTICIANS.
J. F. Ponder , manager. Eyes tested free. 223
South 16th. In Klnsler * * drug store. 11223 IS *
GAS FIXTURES.
WE ARE CLOSING OUT OUR ENTIRE LINE
of ga * and electric light fixtures , globe * ,
etc. , nt cost , as we ore absolutely retiring
from the fixture bunlness. It will pay to buy
at once , The Huisey & 'Day Co. , 411 South
Uth st. , nnmse building. C4i O21
GAS AND ELKCTRIC LIGHT FIXTURES
made In design and finish to harmonize with
any architectural style desired by F. M , Itus-
sell , 313 8. IStb street. 117U3 O2 ]
BUILDING & LOAN ASSOCIATION.
YOU CAN MAliEMOREINTERESTON YOUll
money by paying us U or more per month
than In any savings bank. Investigate. Mu
tual Loan and Building Association. O. M.
NiLttlnger , secretary , 1704 Farnam at , KJ
HOW TO GET A HOME OR SECURE ! GOOD
Interest on saving * . Apply , lo Omaha I * . &
D. Ass'n , 1704 Ilee Bldff. G.'lf. Nattlnger. Sec.
IT 95i
SHORTHAND AND TYPEWRITING.
VAN SANT'S SCHOOL OP SHORT HAND ,
N , Y. Life , Omaha. Aak for circular , 78)
rVOOSE'S OM. BUSINESS COLLEGE. U & W.P
0)5
OMAHA COMMERCIAL COLLKGE. 10TII AND
Douglas ; send for catalogue. RohrbouKh Bro * .
M221 Nl
STOVE REPAIRS.
STOVE REPAIRS FOR , 40.000 DIFFERENT
makes of states. "Water'attachments and con
nections a specialty. 1207 Douglas street , Omnha
Stove Repair Works. M ITS
STOVE HEPAIRS OF ALL KINDS : ALSO
hotel range and general assortment of ranges ,
cooks & heaters ; Mater attachments put In a
connected at J. Hughes , C07 S. 13 st & Jackmn.
. 942 O13
HOTELS.
AETNA HOUSE ( EUROUEAN ) N. W. COR ,
ll.n and Dodge. Room < by day or week.
, , „ J12S2 O9 *
HOTEL BANKER , JlOO'PEit DAY , 110 ROOMS.
In the heart of the TiJllttss houies. Special
rates and accommodations fto commercial trav
elers. Iloom nd board.liji/tlio week or month.
Frank Hlldltch. M r. a ( * O
PLUMBERS.
J. J , IIANIOAN , PLUMniNOBTEA1I AND
hot water heating. Z7 5 , i avenworth Bt. r
FREE-PLUMHINO oKSRY KIND , GAB.
team & hot water henynjf sewerage , 313 S. 10.
JOHN ROWE & CO. , PbUMDIKO , STEAM AND
hot water heating , gas Jjantes. globes , 421 H. 15.
9X3
DRESSMAtKINQ.
DRESSMAKING IN FAMU-fES. tlK 8 10TH.
FINE DRESSMAKING rABrlLOWEST PHICE3.
Uadarna CorUtt , 42t N.(17th ' Bt. , cor. Can.
L Mill 03 *
CARPENTERS AN 33 BUILDERS.
HAMILTON HRO3. , GENERAL CONTRACT
ors and bullJer * , carpenter work , storm win
dews and doors. 414 S. Ulh it. , tel. 1173
M10 OM
C. li MORRILL. CARPENTER AND BUILDER
paper lianglnir and signs , brickwork and plar
terlng. Oftlce 409 B. 14th St. . telephone 408.
915
HAY AND GRAIN ,
BUY YOUR HAY BY TON OR CAR LOTS. WE
buy hay , A. H. Bnyder , IMS Butt St. Tel. 1107 ,
951
NEBRASKA IIAY CO , , WHOLESALE IIAY.
grain nnd mill stuff. W are always on lh
market to buy or sell. 1403-4-f Nicholas st.
DENTISTS ,
DR. GEORGE S. NASON , DENTIST. SUITE 0
Paxton block. ICth and Karnam its. Tel. 71t.
71t.K
K )
DR. PAUL , DENTIST , M DUUT ST. l 4
LOST.
JX58T A. LAUTfl DIAMOND PIN SUtTARLH
rw n < will be ld 1C r tarn 4 L > r , 11 , O.
J19 9. Mih. St. M4 10 *
TvO f. IlKTWEnM 58TH AND HTH. AND
L xvtnworth and Hnmpr mre ti. lad ) ' * frold
watch , rhaln attuclie , ! . Name In side of cone ,
Ella L. O'Connor. Ubsrikl reward If returned
lo 11 $ N. ICth street. 309 6 *
LOST ; HED IRISH BtTTTSTI : HBWATUJ IF
returned lo Klliwlrlck-Koch. Dry Ucxxln O. , or
721 a ICth street , MI91 I *
LOST ; BETWEEN 114 NORTH UTH HTRIJET
nnd the First Methodist church. Davenpnrt
iitreel , a pair of gold * p cuicte . Finder plcua
return lo Mrs. Dawns at above number.
I/MI-M4M ) If
MERCHANT TAILORS.
I WISH TO ANNOUNCE THE ARRIVAL OP
IMPORTED AND DOMESTIC
Fall nnd Winter
WOOLENS.
G. A. Llmlqulsl. Merchant Tailor. 31S S. ISth st.
MW7
CORNICE.
WESTERN CORNICE "WORKS. GALVANIZED
Iron cornice * . 1722 St. Mary's n\ . 1)45
EAGLE COHNlCfe VORKS. JOHN EPE-
n ter , prop. , 103 , 119 , 112 N. llth. Estab. 1561WO
WO
COMMERCIAL COLLEGE.
OMAHA COMMERCIAL COI.LEOK. 16TH AND
Douglu ; send for catalogue. ItohrbuuKh Bros.
M221 Nl
STENOGRAPHERa.
F. T. SUTCLIFFE. GENRRAIi STENOO-
ernpher. 23t Bee building. Telephone (97 ,
M9IS
DYJ3 WORKS.
8CHOED3ACK , TWIN CITY DYC WORKS.
1521 Farnara street. Dyeing of every descrip
tion and dry cleaning. 911
TAXIDERMISTS.
TAXIDERMY AND FURS. 8EN1 > FOR CATA-
logua. George E. Brown , Jr. . & Co. . 7U9 S. 16th.
813
CARPET CLEANING.
G. D. MEItnYUAN , CARPET AND RUG
cleaning works , 72 * S. Uth ; let. SCI ; office 3C02
Porcam ; Ul. 1M . 11-323 Oil
WHOLESALE COAL.
JOHNSON BROS. . WHOLESALE DEALERS IN
nil kinds of coal. Correspondence solicited.
1003 Farnam it. 113
UPHOLSTERING.
UPIIOL8TEIUNG VEUY CHEAPTHIS MONTH
II. I Wslkln. 2111 Cumlng. Tel. (01. K
NIGHT SCHOOLS.
ROOSE'B OM. BUSINESS COLLEGE , 15 & FAR.
(04
GRINDING.
RAZORS , SHEARS , CLIPPERS. LAWN MOWers -
ers , etc. A. L. Undeland , IK S. llth. 792
HORSESHOEING.
MRS. THOMAS MALONEY. BU N. 1ST1I ST.
JOB PRINTING.
rtLED JOB PRINTING Cd. . tflNE PKINTINQ
: all kinds. 17th St. , Dee building. 867
PAWNBROKERS.
H. MAHOWITZ LOANS MONEY. 418 N. 16TH.
CDRE0 fe
NO PAY UNTIL CORED
WE to 8,009PATIINI8-
TVrltoforDankllaferenS'to.
MBniK w . ixA ilNATION rnlc.
Jo Operation , Ho Mention ftom Boslness ,
SEND FO R CIRCULAR.
THE O. E. MILLER CO. ,
WC-SO& New York Life Bl'QK. . Omaha. Neb ,
Lfrt
and DnTn"Treitment
wrlUsn guar ute , by author
II OB'fi * O $ / * ffe k iloraorj ; Loss of
PrW P ° nMi to MW liooJ ; < jiilrlneia ;
M9E | Il pr fcp > jj T.B9lf of QOn/ldoacp / ;
ilj ; T. , gociunripugn , iSfntiilviina uosin. Ji-rnan ,
t | n boij 8 fet III wljh HlWd Tjo * Stoe Id cure ot
rcfij&fl icoeK WEST'S COUCfjl BYBUP. A MrtnlB
ui far Goiufci , Cpl5 , A tlitta , 13rd 5hitff , Croup ,
Yioipme Couch. GOTO Throat. Plea'ant ( a take
m-ll fits ( lf eonlnnil ( ! old.BOc.tlso , now2So.ol ;
- " 'HO. 'J--TTtj = > R' roe lonljby
Goodman Drue Co. , Omaluu
and vigor quick I j
restored. VarJcocelo ,
" * nlcrhtlr emissions ,
troph ) . tc. . turfly 4 l > r INl APO. Ihe LTPKI
Hindoo Hemtdjr. With wrltlea > ar ti i0cB' . Bold by
I. A. fuller & Co. , Corner ijth and Douglass Sts. ,
OMAHA. NEB-
DUBEAU. SUES & CO. , Solicitors. Bea
- . OMA.HA.Nob. Advice FREt ,
RH1LWSY TIME GSRD
Leaves I CHICAGO & NORTHWESrN lArrlvTI
OmahaU. | I * . Depot , 10th & Maaon Bts. | Omaha
UlOJarn Eastern CJipress 6jSpm
4:00pm : Vesttbuled Limited * :40nm
66iani. ; . . . , Mo. Valley Local 10:30pm
SMspm Omaha. Chicago Special 2:15pm
Leaves ICIIICAQO. UUKLINGTON & Q.Arrlvcs |
Omaha | Depot 10th ajnd Manon Bts. | Omaha
TliSpm Chicago" Vestibule 9:50am
) ; 45am Chicago Express 4:25pm :
I:02pm : Chicago and Iowa Local S:00am :
11:8iam : Paelno Junction Local. 8Kpro :
Leaves lOURLINOTON & MO. RIVER. IArrives
Oroahal _ Dtiiol 10th and Manon Hts I Omhaa
10:1 : Jain Denver Express SJ3am
10:15am : Deadwood 131 press 4:10pm :
4COpm : Denver Express 4:10pnt
liSOpni..Nebraska Local ( except Bundajr ) . . e:20pm :
l:16ain .Lincoln Local < except Bunady ) .llE5am ;
Leaves I K. C. . ST. J. & C. n. ( Arrives
_ gmaha | Depot 10th and Mason 8ta. | Omaha
M5arn'.Kansas City Das' E prcss B'tSlprn
: < ipra.K. C. Night Ex. via. U. P. Trans. :50am :
Leaven I CHICAGO , It. I. & PACIFIC. ( Arrives
OmahalU. 1' . Depot. 10th & Mason Hta. | Omahi
EAST. "
ll:15am..Atlantic llxpress ( ex , Uundayj. . . ( :05pm :
D.WIIIU . .iiiKiiv i i > itDa , v ; ; > uarn
4 : > pm..Chicago Vcstlbulwl Limited . . . l:05pm
llitipm.Olclalioma Exji. < tu C. H. ex. Sun.5:35am )
WEST.
BiWam.Oklahoma & Texas Exri. CirTHunKH-IOpiu
l10pm ! Colorado Llmlinl 4:50iin
Leaves I UNION PACIFIC ;
OmahalUnlon U i < ot. IQlli & Mason 81 t.'l Omaha
lO.OOara Kearney JIiprtM JiMtoii
Jl6pm : O\erlana Flyer . . . . . . ! SilOnm
Jilipm.lleiLtrlce & StromsL's EC ( ex Bun ) J:50cm :
: IOpm racine Kipreaj. . . . ! '
l.JOpn Fait Mall . . . . . ! . I ;
Le es I C1I1CAOO , MIL. & ST. PAUL. iArrlve
OmahalUnlon Depot , loth and Msison Bts I Omaha
( :3Spm Chicago Limited , JSOam :
ll10am..Chicago ; Bipreis ( ex. Bun ) . . . . 5Wpm :
leaves I I * , , 12. & 1IO. VALLEV.
Omaha 1 Depot 15lh and Webster Sts. | Omnhs
lMim : Deadvrood Express..7. 5IOr : > m
i:05am.Ex. : ( Eat , ) Wjo. Ex. ( Ex. ilon. ) . BIOpm :
lOOpm..Norollt : Express ( Ex. Kunds . .10liam :
l0j > m. . , St. Paul Expie s , . . . . . . . f.iC
Leaves I MISSOURI PACIFIC. JArriies'
Omaha ] Depot Uth nnd Webster Sts. I Omaha
:00am : Bt. Louis niprexs B:00am
:30im | Bt. Ix > uls hjxpreiis BSSpn :
t:10lim..Dally ( ex , Sun. ) Nebraska Local . : IOx
leaves I C. . ST. P. . if. & O. ( Arrives
Omahsl Depot lith and Webster Sis. I Qmih.i
SOOam..Sioux ; City Accom , | E > , Sun.j. . . B:0pm
I0.00am..8lom City Accom. ( Sun. Only. ) . , 8-onni
lt.lSpm.BIoux City Express ( Bx. 8im.llS.'iam
6 30pm BU Paul Limited ! > : < 0.nu
leaves J 8IOUX C1TY & PACIFIC. lArilies
OrnshilUnlon Depot. 10th & Mason Hti-l Onitli. )
l1Ua.mBloux City Passenger. . . . , . . , IO:20pm
littpm . Bt. Paul Kxpreai . 10:00am :
LtMM I KIOUX CITY & I'AriKJC. ( Arrives
Oms.hal Depot th and Webster 8ts. I Omaha
6W ; [ > m . tit Paul' Limited . . . . 3'40am
60pm , . . . . . . . . . Chlcaeo Limited . , 1'40-jm
l &Vfcs I WAUABII RAILWAV lArdvtt
OmahaUnion ; D pot. 10tl > & Mason ats.1 Qnah' : '
Il5pm.t : St. LouU'Caooon Hall
HOW TO RISK IN THE A1UCV.
t Boy Can Become an OHloer Without
. llolnr lo Went Point.
The nrmf la full of chinfi * Jutt noir.
Troop * nm being removed [ rote western to
eastern fort * , the rendezvous for recruits
from the New York enc ( 1 stout lo tra
changed , and temporary regulations are
going out from Washington In regard to on-
tstment.
It Is nn apt time , therefore , to glance at
the paths by which the men 'Who comprlsa
this army arrived at their destination , Soma
went by the good old way of West Point ,
other * by enlistment , for U la not necessary
to bo a West Point graduate to gain the
tttlo of brigadier general In the United
States army , although many are under that
Impression.
riii enlisted ranks , as some suppose , nro
not altogether made tip from the IIIc ot tha
Mlo and unwashed. Many young men who
have failed nt West Point , rllhcr from mis
behavior or lack of study ; ninny \\lto nro
unable to take advantage of this preparatory
school from financial reasons , feel Mltlitn
them too strongly the ilestre for army llto
to let these conditions be an obstacle , so
they apply far enlistment.
This movement sou tula and appears -quite
simple , but the way Is hard and there are
few who cnler. Some fall , nnd these form
the large majority , because of deficiencies
In the law ? governing the physical require
ments ; others , by their discharge after a
abort trial of the hard duties.
Ilotli the West Pointer and the recruit
have equally dinicult task ? , but the former
has to servo four years for his commission ,
white tha latter need only work two. That is
the advantage -enlistment , H goes with
out saying that It Is more agreeable to serve
otio'j prlvateshlp on the Hudson In good
quarters than In tlio barrack * of Borne west
ern fort , but the latter also makes good
soldiers and officers.
When , a West Pointer Is graduated , passIng -
Ing both physical and mental examinations ,
ha is assigned to his regiment as n com nils-
nloned > ofhcer a. second lieutenant. The
messroom. the cooking and the cleaning are
not his to contend \\lth ; lie has served what
for that period at his training school.
The enlisted man goes Into his regiment ns
a recruit verse than a private serves for
two years , then. If his examination goes
merrily , he la made a second lieutenant.
An army officer told me of a case where B
boy failed on his first examination at West
Point , left school In despair and enlisted.
Ho was made a corporal , then a sergeant ,
and when the two years vrere out , made his
application for a commission. He had studied
diligently while In training , pasted his ex
amination splendidly , was given his com
mission a second lieutenancy and was ex
actly one year ahead of his class at West
Point. A classmate joined the same regi
ment at his graduation , but the fellow who
had failed at college antedated him twelve
months in line for a first lieutenancy ,
Even I' the enlisted man gets his com
mission two weeks before the college man ,
ho is higher In line for promotion.
The routine Is this : A young man or boy
ishing to bo enlisted goes to a recruiting
oulce. nnd must be five feet four Inches In
height , 120 pounds tn weight , thirty-two
Inches in chest , not flat-footed , and with per-
fe < H teeth , eyes , heart and lungs. The examina
tion Is strict , and hundreds of men are found
faulty , who were not conscious themselves of
a defect. Another minor requirement Is that
they must not bo muscle-bound. That Is ,
legs and arms must move freely In rotation ,
otherwise their drilling would bo Imperfect.
Many boys cannot move their limbs In quick
circles.
If these requirements ara met , ho returns
next day apd is examined by the surgeon.
Any organic trouble , of course , disqualifies
him. and a functional one retires him until
it Is remedied. Then a sheet Is filled out as
to age , birth and character , references given ,
and if satisfactory , the applicant Is sworn
In by the chief of the oftlcc.
He Is then sent , to the nearest rendezvous.
There nro four of these In the United States
at David's Island , near New York ; at Jeffer-
spn Barracks , Mo. ; Columbus Barracks. O. ,
and Fort Sheridan , III. Ten days are spent
there. ' The time Is occupied In getting a
bird's eye view of what barrack life for the
private is llko. During this time orders ate
constantly coming In from various regiments
for recruits.
Detachments
ara made up nnd
sent out to the regiment under noncommis
sioned officers , and the army life begun In
earnest. .Recruits are allowml a preference
In regiment , but it Is rare that the request
can be granted , on account of lack of vacan
cies. Otherwise they are drafted , and take
whatever comes to thefr share.
A recruit Is lower than a private , for he
goes Into a time of learning v\nat the private
already know * . Ho Is taught orders and
drilling. He cannot appear In dress parade ,
company drills or guard duty. It usually
takes three months to acquire proficiency
sufficient to give him the privileges of a pri
vate. Then ho takes his duties up with the
rest , and they are far from easy. He will
get pretty sere and stiff from constant drillIng -
Ing ; ho must be a room orderly and must
help to cook. He will get worn out and
sleepy on guard and
tired of the mess-
room.
If he Is fortunate enough to gain the ap
proval of the commander , he will be made
a corporal ; then he Is In for a commission
and more privileges will probably be granted
him , not to Interfere with his strict duties ,
but he can study nnd read. At leisure mo
ments he will go through a course of mili
tary tactics and take advantage , maybe ,
of the post school , He will rise , on good be
havior and patience , and Intelligence , to
first sergeant , the- highest rank of a non
commissioned officer. Wlien his two years
are up his. commander Informs the colonel
of the regiment of his application for a com
mission , and he- goes up for examination.
Only one man is allowed from each com
pany , and the best man gets the commis
sion. If he Is so fortunate bo Is made a
second lieutenant. If not successful , he can
study for another year and apply. And this
can keep on until he fa 27 years old.
With the commission he Is entered Into aris
tocracy. His pay is J1.400 a year In the In
fantry , unmounted , or | l,500 a year In the
cavalry. He Is given a house , but he pays
all other expenses. He then stands just
where he would had ho been graduated
from West Point , and his promotion will ba
In routine , cither from the usual upward
move or deaths or retirements.
The examination for a commission from
the ranks Is very strict. Ills past life ,
mental , moral and physical deficiencies are
sounded and criticised , until one wonders
how a man ever passes ,
Said an army olllce r to me once , "Why
they will find out If you shook your finger
at your mother In your cradle , and If you
shook It very bard , it indicates a vicious
temperament and you are disqualified. "
I know a young fellow who was dismissed
for unfair work on a race track years be
fore. The fellow had done nothing wrong
since , had studied hard and was very much
of a soldier. Hut lie was sent back to the
ranks and has never been able to rise.
Ono wrong , always wrong to an army
board.
Each promotion that offers Itself has ; to
ba entered by examination. A boy who Is
ambitious to be very wealthy must not
enter the nrmy for that purpose , although
there are some rich officers who knew how
to Invest their money. Living Is very rea
Donablo and clothes are not expensive.
A second lieutenant gets IMOO. a first
lieutenant , $1.GOO ; an adjutant. 51,600 ; quar
termaster. $1,800 ; captain , $1.800 ; major ,
$2,500 ; lieutenant colonel , $3,009 ; colonel ,
$3GOO ; brigadier general , $5,000 $ , and a major
generl , 17,600 , H. II.
_
Tlint Joyful reeling- .
With the exhilarating sense ot renewed
health and strength and Internal cleanliness
which follows the use of Syrup of Figs 1s
unknown to thn few who have not progressed
beyond the old time rruillclnes and the cheap
substitutes sometimes ottered , but never ac
cepted by the well Informed.
it ( Jrfut Opeulnp
A. very peculiar accident happened recently
to Eben White , a farmer living about four
miles northwest of St , Johns , Mich. He
had been working In the woods and lay
down to sleep under a tre ? , and must have
Elppt with hie mouth open. A common
mongrel pup and a small boy were his com
panions. While the old man slept the boy
and the dog started a chipmunk and pro-
ctodcd to chase it. That chipmunk tnada
tracks for safety , and seeing White's open
mouth dodged In. U was a new sensation
to Whlto to have a chipmunk trying to get
down Ills throat alive and he woke up in a
hurry. Ho nearly choked to death before
h-a pulled that chipmunk out , anil then he
killed the little , animal and brought it into
town to prove the truth of the story lie tells.
A doctor who examined his thnut * n4
mouth round It badly lacerated and iari fl
betlms White's Btorr It tru.o.
OF ovuitKxr I.IFK ,
He Drew on th
A good , story Is totil br th New Drlcani
Plcoyano ot a certain St Louis speculator
who hail need of a largo sum of money' tor
his operations , and found himself with
very small balance In thebank. . Ha con
sulted the- cashier , A friend ot his , its' lo
how ho could got over the emergency. The
cashier suggested that ha should draw on
somebody not too ncnr the city. The
operator said that IIP knew no one that owed
him and the cashier Insinuated that tlmt
would tuako no difference , If the draft did
not return too soon ,
The operator reflected a tlmo nnd then
uroti > out a draft on the > .sultan of Turkey
for $10,000 and deposited It In the bank. The
draft went to New York and thence to
London , where It came Into the hands ot the
Rothschilds , who forwarded It to Constanti
nople and Jt was duly presented to tha
sultan's chn'mbcrlnln. who , not knowing any
thing about It , referred It to the sultan.
"who Is this man ? " asked the sultan.
"Don't know him , " replied tha chamber
lain.
lain."Do
"Do we owe him anything ? " asked hi *
lllghltPKB.
"No , " , replied the other.
"Then do not pay U , " decided the potetiate.
"But If I might ndvlse , " said the crafty
counsellor , "this draft comes through tha
Rothschilds , with whom wo are negotiating
a two-million loan. Would It be safe , under
the circumstances , to dishonor It ? "
"Pay It , " said tha sultan , and BO the St.
Louis speculator wan $10,000 richer than h
knew , lo his own great astonishment.
RESPECT FOR THE DEAD.
lie sat In a barroom chair dead , says the
Utlca Observer. The Idlers and the curious
ogled him nnd naked hdw ho died , but the
barkeeper could tell nothing , for tha object
In | tlio chair had sat down and dropped
aslep. How or when sleep ended nnd death 9
began none could tell , The transfer was
made ns quickly ns darkness follows light , _
The ] undertaker had been sent for and the | f
corpse silting In the chair had the attitude
of the rest of the crowd that lazily awaited
hla coming. During lite the man was a
mechanic , but poor health bad led him to
drink , drink robbed him of his little strength
and made him unfit for any1 kind of work.
Idleness Invited him ( o saloons , and from
one to another he drifted until charltablft
death took htm In. Ho was penniless. Tha
undertaker carried Ills bo < In. opened It on
the floor , rals'd the nian'U head and stopped.
"He's , not worth a cent , " lie said In a
matter-of-fact tone ; "If w'o bury him w
don't get any pay , Wo'vo done It beloro In
that family. "
He looked around , but no one volunteered
to pay.
"It's business , you know , " said the under
taker again. "He's not worth a cent. "
An Insurance agent looked In. Said he :
"Well , ho was not worth a cent ns long as
ho lived " , but that body Is good for $2,000
now.
"Oh. ho ! That's different , " quoth tin
undertaker , as ho placed the body In tin
box , gently folding the hands nnd stralghtcni
Ing tha doubled-up limbs with astonishing
tenderness.
"Yes , yes , " he repeated , screwing down
the lid ; "that's the difference , you know- *
that's the difference between the quick and
the dead. "
DIVORCED THE WRONG WOMAN.
A good &tory IB now being told at the ex
panse of a well known Louisville lawyer ,
nays the Post of that city. It runs thus :
Two women applied to the lawyer on the
same day. One wanted to be made a femnio
sole , the other wanted a divorce. By some
hocus-pocus sort of a change the names of
the women were mixed nlul the woman who
wanted to bo empowered to act as a single
woman was granted a divorce and vice versa. . .
It happened that the husband of the woman , \
who wanted to bo made n fcmmo solo was a 'I
drummer , and. In reading the paper from
Louisville while he .wa's In Texas , lie saw
whorehla wife had been granted a divorce.
She knew nothing of the matter until her
husband wrote home and wanted to" know
what was the matter and what ho had aac
tliat she hail gotten a divorce , Ho an 14 11 o
had transferred all his property to her and
did not know how to account for her strange
actions. Then she consulted her lawyer
and the apparent mystery was maile plain.
She only wanted to be made n fetnme sole ,
whereas she had boon divorced.
Rumor has It that the husband has re
turned from Texas and fully understands tht
circumstances In tle ) case , but Is afraid to
visit his own house until he and his wlfo | 1 ,
ara remarried or the Judgment of the court ; 1
U set nsMe. > !
NAILED THE CENTRAL THOUGHT.
Into a Maine village -where be had preached
when ha was a licentiate ulth morn hopes
than fame there came a few Sundays ace
an elderly and prosperous doctor of divinity' ,
says the Lenlston Journal. After the morn
ing service an aid white-haired man ap
preached the doctor , and , holding out his
hand , said :
"Glad to see ye. I want to thank ye for
what ye said this morning and to toll yo that
ye preached a sermon here years ago I've
never forgotten. "
Pleased by such remembrance the doctor
grasped the proffered hand heartily and
said :
"By the way , what was that sermon ? I
don't eeem to remember. "
"Well. " answered the old man , "I don't
remember the text , nor I don't remember
what you called the subject , but the central
thought was that theology ain't religion ; no ,
not by a d d slgutl"
THE GIRL HAD A SAY.
The father was quite anxious for hla son to
marry and on every occasion he was picking
out What ho thought was a suitable one , re
lates the Detroit Tribune. One night at a
dinner the old gentleman sat next to a Very
attractive young woman and on his way
home he was loud In her praises.
"lly boy , " he said , "she's the very girl for
"
S'ou ,
"Not much , " replied the boy , nlth peculiar
emphasis.
"But I say she Is , " Insisted papa.
"And I say not , " Insisted the son.
The father became testy on the subject ,
"Vou're too hard to please. You don't ex
pect a woman to be perfect , do you ? "
"No , .sir. "
"Then why Isn't this ono Just the girl for
"
you ?
"Because , " replied the young man , wltli nn
effort , "she's for some other fellow. She told
me to last night. "
QUESTION OP PRECEDENCE SETTLED ,
"In an adjoining room , " said a father , "I
hear my two young children , who have just
gat up , discussing earnestly the question who
shall get washed first. This may not be a
question of high International importance ,
but It Is certainly ono of some domestic In
terest. Each claims the right lo be washed
first , supporting the claim by sundry state
ments as to who was washed first yesterday ,
nnd so on ; but both are willing to submit
the case to their mother for arbitration ,
which they do. Just how ulie settled It I
don't know ; happily , however , surely ; for
now I hear them laughing ; but with inch
an arbiter what possible outcome could thera
be except pence and quiet and general satis
faction and good humor ! "
SHAKESPEARE RETIRED.
I heard a good story the other night at
the Morlborough on Senator Tabor , say a tha
New York Telegram.
The senator built a big opera house at
Leadvlllo tome time ago. He was about
when the decorations were being made , and
seeing ait artist painting a picture on the
center of the celling ho looked on for some
time. At lost he Inquired whoso face * tlio
painter was painting.
"Why , Shakespeare , the dlvln * author ! "
answered the painter.
"He never did anything for this town , " ro
lled the senator indignantly. Juit rub him
off and put my picture In his place. "
This command was obeyed and the face o (
Senator Tabor now occupies the place of
honor In the Leadvllle opera house.
When Dab/ was sicV , we core her CaatoiU ,
When ahe was a Child , aho cried for CogtorU.
When Bhe became Miss , sba clung to CostorU.
When sue had Children , slio cave them CialortJ