J."J" * . . vtt * 10 THE OMAHA DATL ? 1VEE : MONDAY , SEPTEMBER 17. 1891. port of tha.fraudulent conius , ami I have no doubt It woA only because he hail assurance that the tiling hid outgrown the statute ot limitation. ( Applause nnd laughter , ) On tlic way out to Washington1 at Washington he never said a word discourteous to me. ana our Interrourse was plea nr.t. The truth Is , that up to 1891 , only a little more than two years ngo , there was no controversy between us , nnd Maji rs had no causa lor complaint nboul ntlrged abuee at the hands of The Bee. .Most of you doubtless remember that during the Thnyer-Uoyd conWst over the governor ship The Uce Uok the position that Ma jors , and not Thaycr , was the legal cxcutlve If Boyd was Incllglhle. I opposed the nomina tion of Majors for governor in 18'J2 becnusa of my conviction that ha was unfit for the place and because his conduct during his flrst term as lieutenant governor was such no honest man could endorse cr defend. That Is Vihy I opposed Majors two years ago. 1 wanted the republican party to win In the national campaign of 1892 , and I wanted a candidate whr- could face the people Irom one end cf the state to the other , MAJOHB1 WONDERFUL RUN. Oh , yea , but Mr , Majors' friends say : "Didn't Majors make a good run ? " Oh , yos. Ho WHS running for lieutenant governor , anil ho ran 3ono votes ahead ot Crounac 1,070 votes ahead of Crounso. tlut ho ran 5,713 votes behind Raymond , presidential elector ; ha ran 857 votes behind Eugene Moore for auditor ; ho ran 531 votes behind Allen for secretary of stnto. So that he was not run ning so wonderfully far aluad of the repub lican ticket. It ho did run ahead ot Judge Crounso. And how did that come ? In the first place , Strenuous efforts were made by the railroad people everywhere to trade votes for Majors. They wanted the lieutenant governor to con trol the senate and hold legislation In chuck that was not satisfactory to them. They went to work and Issued circulars to demo cratic -employes of the Utirllngton roail to vote for Morton and Majors. They got quite a number of votes that way. Mr. Majors himself 'passed through the gambling houses of Omaha with one ot his associates , and through that party asked the gamblers to support Van Wyck and Majors. Majors thought Van Wyck would ba elected governor and then senator , and he would then become governor. That was another method by which they procured votes. Hut , last ot all , everybody must understand that Lorenzo Crounso was pitted against Charles II. Van Wyck , the moat popular popullit In the state , n splendid stumper , who had a largo number ot friends In the republican party , and ran 0,600 votes ahead of his ticket. That accounts why Crounso , bearing the brunt of the entire bat tle. In which Majors was not touched , fell 3,073 votes behind Majors. Another thing : Mr. Majors has asserted that The Omaha Dee and myself had fought him In 1802 from start to finish , and that. In splto of that fight , ha was elected by Btich a splendid majority. I defy him to show me ono line that appeared against him In The Omaha Dee after the protest had appeared against his nomination as candidate for lieutenant governor by the committee. I defy him to show me where In the whole campaign , In any speech that I made , and I made seventeen speeches In various parts of the state , I mads the slightest reference ) to him or his candidacy. He was not being opposed at all , nnd while 1 Itnew that even in Fremont his friends were privately cut ting Lorenzo Crounsc. I did not make any flght , because I feared , the ho would defeat Harrison and Crounse both It we undertook to break out of our line nt that time. So , then , Mr. Majors' wonderful strength and popularity was simply because nobody fought him nnd Ir.causo tlio railroads were working for him , and because he was running against a man who liad been advertised all over as an anarchist , That Is the explanation. Now then , - have had so much , said about that unique candidate. Colonel Majors , who modestly as sures the people that he will be the best governor Nebraska over had and points with prldo to his worleln the legislative halls ot congress and In the state legislature. HIS CAREER IN CONGRESS. Let us see how he distinguished himself. Ho was in congress only about three or four months , and during that period there was no possible opportunity for him to do any thing of any moment ; but he was electcJ several times U the empty honor of a con tingent congressman. Way back In 1870 wo elected Joseph LaMnsters as a contin gent congressman ; that Is , we elected a jnsn who was deputed to go to Washington and , see whether or not congress would allow us an additional member In case we were entitled to more congretslonal rcpresentatl n than was shown by the national census. Mr. liaMoster did not go to Washington. AVe elected Hon. Patrick,0. Ha\\ea to the same position. He did go to Washington. He went there several times , and secured ad mission to the floor. Ho hail a goal thing. It afforded him an jopportuntty for lobbying nnd gave him -clmnco to make himself prominent and distinguished ; but he did not succeed In getting a seat In congress , with the salary and perquisites attacheJ. LUtr on we elected Mr. Mijors , and what does the record show ? Mr. Majcrs wc.s elected In 18SO , and ho pushed his claim with vigor. On April 1 , 1832 , the Judiciary commute ? , ot which Mr. Thomas U , Heed \vas ctiarlman , made a report recommending that ho be seated. Pn April 11 cf the tame year , how ever , ths fraud perpetrated by Majors was discovered , whereupon the house ot repro- sentitlves passed the following resolution : Itesblvcd , That the clerk ot this liatido lie and he Is hereby required to furnish n printed copy of thla it-port. Including the evidence , to cnch of the following olllceris : The district attorney ot the District of I'olumlMn , the attorney general of the United States nnd the governor of the stnte of Nebraska , that they nuiy tiike mieh action us they may deem suitable to the gravity of the wicmgs committed by the persons vthose conduct is In this conclusion set forth. The investigation made by the judiciary commttteo was ycry exhaustive , reported to the house as follows : "Tho conclusion that we arrived at waa that Thomas J. Majors Is responsible for the misinformation which Induced the committee to make the repent on the 1st of April , ISS2 ; that ho was aided therein by S. J , Alexander , Decretory ot the stnto ot Nebraska , by I'at O. Hawos , Dr. I' , Schwenk ur.d Georgia II. Roberta. We ask the adoption ol the fallowIng - Ing resolution : Whereas , Since the report of the commit tee on Judiciary In favor of seating Mr , Mnjors s nn additional member of the house > of reprenontatlves from Nebraska wax nmile to the lieu e > . doiibtH have orison as to whether what WUH presented to the committee ns a duly certified copy of the census ot that iitnte for the year 1B72 was not In fact Its census of 1871 , nnd whether any census of that statp hnd been tnken uiul compiled for 1872 ; and Wheieiis. Urns basis of that report was the opinion that the ug ivgnte population Of Nebraska , shown by the certified copy of the census produced , was its population for 1872. ami nut for 174 ; Kesolvoit , Tluit calil bill bo recommitted to the committee of the Judiciary , with power to send tor percaiiK nnd papers , to k-aru facts torn-hint ; this mutter , anil that It report nt Its earliest convenience at any lime litnv thin mlslntounatlon occurred and who Is responsible therefor. HOW THE THICK , WAS TURNKD , "The wrong * complained ot were those : In order to make the argument good In fvor ut an additional member from Nebraska. It proved beyond controversy that thn census of thai state taken by the United States In 1870 was grossly wrong ; that it hail been Imperfectly taken , and that hail It been correctly taken the Mate would have been entitled to two member a In thin house In stead ot one. "The proof submitted to make * that claim good was what purported to be a census tiiketi by the state In 1S7.2. and cet tilled by I he secretary of that stale. It turns out and , is proved beyond controversy that the census HO certified was thu census ol 1374 , and thai 'V In the certificate ot the secretary of state was changed to n ' 2. ' In order to make II appear that It tt-as the census taken twe years nearer the time of thu United States census ot 1870 than It was actually taken. "The committee , upon the evidence be fore them , have repaited that Mr. Major : iniule that change , and the- argument nni reasons of tVe committee for that renor are -contained In the report submitted to I hi house. They l o tUd that Mr. Unwes nldn Majors In concealing that change- after hi knew It was made. "The substance cf that part of the test ! mony Is this Hawca swears that he wn : rtllcd Qti by Majors to make an nfTUUvl that that WHS the. centus of 1S72 , that Ji told Majors that It was 'so culled , ' and Ilia was all he knew about It ; ( hat Mijor * eald Very well : that Is all I want to know , lUwtS made the affidavit , ami when w as.kc'1 him why he did not explain that I WAS 'so called1 ho undertook to avoid It by thl kind of testimony He * says'It was begun 1 1873 and taken all the way nlong up to 1874 anil MO called -It 1812. like you call a publl building commenced this year (182) ( ) and not finished till ten years from now a building ot 1882. ' "Tlia way Mr. Schwenk became connected with Jt was this : After the committee mads Its report ( It was bforo we had-discovered , this Impoiltlon ) upon Inquiry about the state ccnius of 1871 , Mr. Alexander was called up n and certified that there was1 no census taken In 1S7I. Ha sent n official certifi cate , over the se&l of the state , that there was no census taken till IS72 , of which we had a certified copy , over the t-lgnaliiro of his predecessor and the state seal. It turned out that Alexander had prior t : that tlmo telegraphed to Mr. Majors that there was no stnte census taken till 1S71. Majors , finding that trouble , sent Schwenk as a messenger to Alexander with a Utter , and the product of It all was that Alexander copied the old bogus census which wo had lu print betors ui and certified it to bo the census Of 1972 , He swears that when ho certified ( t ha refused to put In the year , telling1 Schwenk that he did nut know that that was the right year , but ho awore that he knew It might be filled up to suit the case ; that he supposed Mr. Majors had evidence enough here in which he could nil the blank. "Schwenk swears that hn delivered It to Majors In blank. It was delivered to us filled up. Majors swears that he received It filled up ; but all agree that It was not filled up when It left the secretary of state's office. The handwriting shows that It was not filled up by Alexander before it hft with ths great seal cf Nebraska on It. When Majors found out that wi > had the official report of this man Alexander , published last year , that It was the census of 1571 , and that there was no census ot 1S72 taken ; that we had It printed In six books , four of them published by au thority of the state of Nebraska , that It was the census of 1874 ; finding that they were about to bs discovered , he ( Majors ) 'went cut to see Alexander. Schwenk wrote to him from here to Lincoln , Neb. , a letter , the vile language of which I will not quote , but the substance ot which was n request that Alex ander copy oft the old , false certificate , and make It conform to what It really was In print ; that here Hawes' aflldavlt would make It a plausible thing , and to say nothlnR about It , that he nnd Majors might not be caught In any contradiction of each other. And he asked him -to burn that letter , That letter was by fatality preserved , and It got into the hands cf the committee , " N..W . , here ls another case of "burn that letter" but the letter waa not burned. ( Ap plause and laughter. ) The resolutions were adopted without a dis senting vote. And then , to clinch the mat ter , a motion was made to reconsider the vbts by which the resolutions wsro adopted and the motion to reconsider laid upon the table. MAJOnS AS A LEGISLATOR. Now , then , fellow citizens , do you think that a man who would perpetrate such a fraud upon congress and scandalize and stigmatize this state Is a tit person to bo en trusted with the position of governor of the state of Nebraska ? Is he a-fit person to rule this commonwealth ? Ami yet , I want to say , while Mr. Majors clnlms that he had been pursued , The Dec never published the matter contained In these reports. It scarcely even alluded to them ; It was re garded as something gone by until he sought to become the candidate for governor. Now , then , let us see what kind of a statesman Mr. Majors Is. I refer you now to his leg islative curear. Mr. Majors was a member of the state senate In 18S7 and this Is his record. U Is not very voluminous , and It will not keep you very lone. As a member of the state senate In 1SS7 Mr. Majors In troduced three bills during that session- Senate file No. G9 , prbvldlng for the publi cation ot the- session laws In ono or two newspapers In every county In the state , Referred to a committee and never heard from again. Senate file No. 77 , authorizing counties , precincts , townships and school dis tricts to compromise their Indebtedness. Here Is the official copy of the original bill. Remember , Colonel Majors has had the hardihood to come before the , people ot our city and before the people TJf-fhla state as the champion of the public credit , who would sustain the reputation of Nebraska as a debt- paying state , and this Is the bill that he In troduced In the legislature In 1887 : Senate file No. 77 : A Bill for an Act to Authorize Counties , Precincts , -Townships , or Towns , Cities , Villages nnd'School Dis tricts to Compromise Their Indebtedness and IHSUS New Bonds Therefor. Section 1 , That uny county , precinct , township , or town , city , village or school district Is hereby authorized nnd empow ered to coinpromlae Its Indebtedness In the manner hereinafter provided. Sec. 2 , Whcnevbr the county commis sioners of nny > county. the city council of uny city , the bburd of trustees of any vil lage , or the school board of any school dis trict shall be satisfied by a petition , or otherwise ( "otherwise" you must notice that means "In any way" ) that any such county , precinct , township or- town , city , village or school district , Is unable to pay In full Its Indebtedness , ml Hint a majority of the taxpayers of such couiif.y , precinct , township or town , city , village or school district desire to compromise Rux-h Indebted ness , they are hereby empowered to enteY Into negotiations with the holder or holders of any such Indebtedness of whatever form for scaling , discontinuing or compromising the smile. Just think of It ! Here Is the great cham pion of public credit , that sought to engraft a law on. the Btatates ot Nebraska by which the county commissioners , precinct officials , township or city officials , could at any time when they thought best In their own sweet way , make proposition to scale the public dnbt , to repudiate It , or to compromise It , Well , now , If any populist had ever offered any such proposition he wculd be denounced , of course , as a repudlator. Here Is , a repub lican , and a man who has been chosen as the representative of the party that denounces repudiation of public debts as a crime , whether contracted by states or counties cr towns , proposing In a bill that the local offi cials of any county , precinct , township , or city or school district , shall have the right to scale the public debt or repudiate It ; and yet he stands up here and wants you to vote for him In order to keep up the public credit of Nebraska. ( Applause. ) What morj did ho do In regard to sustaining the public credit ? Senate flla No. 171 , to require corporations , firms and Individuals transacting a banking business to make reports of thplr resources and liabilities to tha auditor ot public ac counts , to provide for the examination of the affairs of such banking Institutions and to fix n minimum capital lor the transaction ot banking business ; punish the receiving of deposits by insolvent banking Institutions , etc. , was introduced In the senate and pa&scd that body. It was received In the house on March G. On March 27 the bill was passed by a vote of CS to 3 , Majors being ono of tlu three to vote against the bill. Here was a bill providing against wildcat banking and fraud on Innocent dcposllors , The only safeguard that the people ot this stnte have had thrown around them ; enacted by a republican legislature and became a law In splto of Majors' vote against it. ( Ap plause. ) Now , then , what more did he do ? Senate flic 202 , to amend section 118. Title vll , Cede of Civil Procedure , simply permits attorneys who arc notaries public to swear their cli ents to legal papers. This bill became a law. That Is the only bill he Introduced In that whale session , that became a law. He only Introduced three bills and one resolution : "Resolved , That the doorkeeper and post master be allowed their chairs , tor faithful services during the session. " That resolution carried. ( Laughter , ) There Is the work of the whole session of 1SS7 by Thomas J , Majors , candidate for governor of Nebraska , who boasts , that ho Is a statesman , ( Laugh- tor. ) HIS WOliK IN 1889. Now , then , wo come to 1S89 , and we have not got much more than that , because It Is aDuut all of the ejme caliber. In 1SS9 Majors was a member of the houie. He- In troduced one joint resolution relative testate state warrants , asking the supreme court tor an opinion on the question as to whether state warrants arc state ; security. lie in troduced house roll 241 , repealing" chapter 86 of the Compiled Statutes at (887 ( , Rut this was a buncombe bill Introduced to re peal a bill giving W. N. n. Stout a ton-year extension on the prison contract . It la a custom in the legislature of Nebraska for patriots who want to hold up somebody Ic Introduce just such bills. The bill of course never became a law. * There were bills Introduced at the pre ceding session to make gambling \ felony , when we had a big tight with Majors ns 'one ot the leaders of the crowd that \rantfd , tc defeat the anti-gambling- . At every ses sion succeeding ach other the same or aim' ' liar bills would Introduced , and then th gamblers would r&lso a pot , and the bit clammed Into the pigeon hole pnd nevei resurrected. Now , then , besides these two bills , Majori tt.-ioduced house roll 303 , to amend sec < tlon 1 of article vll , chspter 7 of the Com' piled Statutes , entitled "UejVenu ? . " Th < original ncctlon provides that If anr town ship , precinct , Incorporated city or village In this state shall issue any bond to aid In the construction or completion of any wcrk of Internal Improvement , the revenue arising from the taxation of nuch Im provements shall lie set apart forever to pay tht Interest and principal ot the bond until the Bamo shall bo fully paid. Now , that Is all there wasi In that wonderful bill that Majors got through. Another , and the last ot his statesmanlike measures , was to amend house roll No. 451 , to amend the laws relating to game and fish. During that session of the legislature Majors was the chairman of the committee on fish and game. To that Mr. Watson , the speaker , had assigned him , because he knew that ho was a good man to catch suckers with ( laughter ) nnd that tic was a good man at poker , so that he could play a game whenever he uanted to. That's what imulo him chairman on fish and game. The bill relating to the catching of ilsh with hook and line and the Joint resolution were passed , The second bill was Imlellnlti-ly postponed. So ho succeeded in 18S9 In passing two bills and one reso lution. Altogether , in the two ses sions In which-Majors was a member of tha legislature , ho succeeded in passing three bills and two resolutions ; one of those resolu tions donating the chair to the postmaster nnd doorkeeper of the state senate. There Is the wonderful work of that statesman ) Thomas J , Majors , I compiled from the rec ords , and any man that can find anything else there will ba worthy a big premium. WHEN A SENATOIl WAS STOLEN. I have not the tlmo to go through his rec ord on the maximum rate bill. There were a great many gyrations by htm at that time , but I am going now to show what Majors' record Is as lieutenant governor , and sec whether or not the course The Dee has pursued and my action in resigning from the national committee were not thoroughly Jus tified , Majors , as lieutenant governor , presided over the legislature In 1S91 and up to 1S93 , The methods which prevailed In the organi zation of the state senate. In 1S93 fittingly Il lustrate the interference of tha corporations in legislative affairs of Nebraska. But wo will go back first to 1891. That was in the famous ses , Ion that they had the big- fight over the maximum rate bill. We reach the question whether or not Mr. Mnjors Is cen surable for the abductlcn of this man Taylor. It was In this session that the deadlock oc curred over the passage of the maximum rate bill , and during that deadlock , which lasted aeventy-flve hours , this man Taylor was permitted to quietly get out , go away from Lincoln and pass out ot the state , first to Illinois and then to Oregon. Sir. Majors has publicly denied and called God to witness that ho knew nothing about this , but It was something very remarkable that he was not awnre that this man was going out of his reach In that senate , when ho was so anxious and showed by his rulings the greatest anxiety to prevent that deadlock from being broken , and to complete the work which the corporations had set out to do , namely , the defeat of the maximum rate bill. We all admit that there ore legitimate ways of filibustering and defeating legisla tion , and there are illegitimate ways. In tlu legitimate course of parliamentary pro cedure , men may pursue certain tactics that would prevent the majority from over riding minorities , and also may delay and side-track legislation by perfectly legitimate usage. But hero was a case per haps without n parallel In the annals of the United States , Hero was the state senate In actual session , Its members con vened to pass laws for the people of Ne braska , and hero a member of that body was abducted and carried away to another state , taken out of the reach of the ser- geant-at-arms and kept away for the re mainder of the session , for the purpose of defeating a law. Now , can anybpdy think of anything any more criminal ? The mtn who make your laws are the representatives of the people , and when anybody undertakes to destroy the legislative- functions of the po- ; ple , when anybody undertakes to abduct members ; of the leglslatuic , he commits a high crime. It Is as high a crime as treason Itself. You need nqt levy war against a state and destroy It ; you can de stroy It by just such methods , > vlthout firing a gun. What did Majors say ? I find as a part of a Lincoln paper , the organ ot the Burlington road , that I suppressed a part of Majors' speech at the republican state convention. The truth Is that I never saw It until it was In print , but I will give you thu benefit of his utterances us printed hero. Majors' exact linguago was , referring to the charge : "As Clod Is my judge , I clld not , I know nothing1 about It , but had It been in my power I would have spirited away every populist member of that legis lature. " Now just think of a man sitting In the high scat of the president ot the senate saying that ho would have gloried It all the members of the populist party In that body had been spirited away and ab ducted , criminally carried away from the state house. Could you think of anything more seditious or anarchistic from a public man and from a man who aspires to be the chief executive , the man who Is to execute the laws made by our legislature , the man who Is to be vested with the veto power ? That man publicly declared that he would have rejoiced If somebody had bribed the other mombsra of the populist party and carried them away bodily out of the state ? I say that It is the- most anarchistic utterance that has ever been heard In any public body , and the disgrace of the republican party Is that they applauded this man to the echo , un thinking , not realizing what an enormity It was f..r him to make such a declaration In a public body presuming to represent the republican sentiment of the state ol Ne braska. WHEN HE SIGNED THK VOUCHER. Now , then , the evidence shows all along the lines. Mr , Majors' private secretary was Walt M. Seely ; he was the confident of Tay lor ; ho accompanied him out of that senate chamber ; he was along with him In the town ; he finally procured , by the signature of Majors , a false certificate , a voucher , in the name of the absconded senator , for the amount of | 75 , under the presumption that that man was entitled to. the balance of that money ; that he was entitled to the $75 to Pay him for the services rendered as member of the state senate. Now , Mr. Majors makes this explanation : He says that that man wait entitled to that pay , because the constitution says that any member shall be entitled to in a cession ot sixty days to $300 , nnd no more. The- con stitution does not limit the session to sixty days. It limits the pay tb $300 , even If the SEtslon should last twice sixty days. And Majors had the audacity to say to a great convention of Intelligent republicans who. arc within the reach of the journals of the two house , that this man had served sixty-three days , and that on the sixty-third day he had already passed the limit of the $300 , and therefore , was entitled to the money. The record shows that Tay lor disappeared on the fifty-third day of the session. Now , the record is a good deal more veracious than Mr. Majors. When Mr. Majors runs against the printed records of the state senate ho runs against a solid wall. Supposing that the man had been en titled to full pay , how could Majors pretend that he could Issue a certificate to Mr. Secly , his private sscretary , for the unexplred time , when that man had run away , and when the sergeant-at-arma had been dispatched after him ; when he , Mnjors , know all about this man's having absconded how could he Issue a certificate that the > man had served through the whole session ? The whole ses sion lasted only until the sixty-fourth day. That Is the record. It Is the most scan dalous misdemeanor that a public officer has ever committed In this ttate. The state auditor or the state treasurer may excuse himself on having- great deal of work to do , and that with the multiplicity of papers that be has to sign he has made a mistake ; but this man had only thirty-three members of the senate and the- few -employes of tha senate to sign for , nnd ho certainly knew Just what he was ) doing and he cannot es cape the responsibility. I , for one , will not stand up before the people of this state and advocate the election ot a man who , under his oath of office , swearing to high heaven that he would do his duty , would certify tea a fraudulent voucher , nnd then put It In tha hands of a boodla secretary ( o bo taken and pock. ted. I have In my possession the letter ol Taylor that denies that he ever got a penny ot that money , tmd tha voucher , certi fied by Majors , is entirely In the handwrit ing ot Seely , and It Is written upon the blank of the lieutenant governor. How could Mr , Taylor In Oregon have coltcm thli blank ? He got It. of course , from the lieu tenant governor's private chamber. HIS PRIVATE OIL ROOM. And here let me call your attention to another matter. We- have had a great < Hal j of lobbying and bad , work at the state cap ) . teJ. I ndmlt that In every stale capltol there Is a , great deal ot corruption , A. great deal ot venality and a grw.1 deal of logroll ing that Is Irregular or criminal ; but never In the history of Nebraska did a lieutenant governor convert the chamber assigned to him in his capacity a presiding officer of the senate Into what we call an "oil room" convert It Into a barroom , n gambling room , put In there a whole lot of bottles , decanters , jugs : with liquors , and supply the members ot the senate who nre of his stripe wlUi Yale lock keys to get In there , and all the other outside lobbyists who were working the senators and manipulating thorn during the session of the legislature * to promote the Interests and schemes ot jobbers and corpora tions. Fellow cltliens. do you think a man who would thus demean himself In a position ot honor Is fit to be crowned chief executive of this c mmonwealth by your suffrages ? Is U not nn Insult that any reputable , self-re specting American citizen should bo naked to vote for such a man ? Is. It not the duty of every American citizen to consider his vote as a sacrci | trust , transmitted by the founders of till * irepubllo for the purpose of perpetuating free Inqtltutlcns ? HI3 FRAUDULENT NOMINATION. Hut my republican friends have asserted that Mr. Majors was legall } nominated ; that ho was nominated by a convention of repub lican delegates , , niid , having received that nomination In a ilcgal manner , he Is entitled to the support of every good republican. Now , I donv In tot that ho was legally nom inated , It is a notorious fact that the sixty delegates from Lancaster county , by whoso votes he was nominated , clld not have their credentials from the ( republicans of Lancaster county. They had their credentials through the Instrumentality ot the political satraps of the Burlington road. The con vention that met In Lincoln to select those delegates nominated a county ticket and legislative ticket , and then em powered the candidate for lieutenant gover nor , Mr. Moore , to select the delegates to the state convention. It he had selected those delegates then and there , and submitted them to the convention , they would have been legally nominated oud , elected , but he did not do that Ho let that convention ad journ without submitting a name , and he waited for more than two weeks , until these Jugglers and tricksters who were setting up the job to nominate Majors had gotten in a delegation that they could manipulate and they could use. Now , I say , whatever is " egotten In fraud vitiates all contracts. This elcgatlon , without which Majors could not iavo been nominated , was a fraud , nnd had 10 existence under the rules of political lodles. Furthermore , I charge that Majors was lomlnated by bribery. There were any lumber of delegates and I get It directly rom. Mr. Jack MacColI himself whoso fares were paid by Mr. MacColI from different .ections . of the state , and thpy were bought up the night before the convention In some manner , with money , with annual passes , or with pledges or promises of rebates , what ever it may be. They were turned over , hey wore bought , and the nomination was bought , and I denounce It as one of the most disgraceful things that ever happened In the itate of Nebraska. ( Applause. ) When a man procures his nomination in that man ner , no man , no matter what kind of a partisan he may bo , is bound to support him. Ie Is absolved. The fraud absolves all hlngs. But. leaving that out ol sight , I want to appeal to you as a matter of state pride , whether you are going to elect a man who me iso forgotten himself In public bodies as to use language not fit for any decent man to repeat to another. You have heard what the committee , of which Thomas B. Reed was chairman , reported , that the letter which Mr. Majors- wrote contained matter that was too vile for any man to print or publish. Down In Nebraska City , I think a year or n year and a half ago , a banquet was given , at which Mr. Majors was present , and he made a banquctlnjr speech that was so filthy and low that he- had to send out the waiter girls from the room ; it was so low and vile that no man dared to repeat Jt after the banquet waa over. The same thing was done by him at Lincoln at n banquet given by Manufacturers and Consumers association. Now , a man who Is so addicted to such language , such coarse , loathsome expressions , Is not the Ulnil ot a man that should bo elevated to a position which is bestowed In other states only on men of the highest moral quality. I trust , fellow citi zens , that you will see to it that the state Is not to be dlsgraped by any man in the governor's chair who ever makes a speech or oven in. p'rivate will use language that Is unfit for any other man to repeat. APPEALS AS A REPUBLICAN. I have stated at the outset that I want to appeal to the republicans , and to the young republicans In particular , and I want before closing to say to you that I feel deeply Inter ested. I have llyed In the state of Nebraska now thirty-one years , " I was a republican when It meant something- bo a republican. The first time nny man struck mo down was In Tennessee , in 1S59 , when I uttered free soil sentiments that scorned to be con trary to the popular spirit of that section. I lived In the south as a union man , coming right out of the Western Reserve , where re publicanism was cradled , and lived down there among votaries ot secession until the war broke out. I have been In the field. My friend hero , a young1 man , who was In his swaddling clothes about that time , has snesrlngly remarked that my war experience wa-3 behind some telegrapher's table , pro tected from all danger. I want to say that I went with General Fremont and his staff through the entire campaign of West Vir ginia ; that many a time I sat alone upon the rock surrounded by guerrillas , and have ben whore any moment my life was imperiled. I was with Gen eral Pope In his entire campaign , beginning at Warrentown and ending at Bull Run , participating' in the bat tle , and was on tha battlefield , lying among the dead men and dead horses through three nights and three days , nnd I think that I know what the men who wore the blue fought for. I sent ths emanci pation proclamation out of Mr. Llnclon's of flee with my own hands ! by telegraph on the day when It was issued. ( Applause ) . And I was associated with the men who were loyal and true to the flag that were found In the Military Telegraph corps , anil selected particularly because they could b < trusted and placed In a spot where It re quired , not only the capacity , but the loyalty of the citizen and the man. Now , In nl that. In all these years , I have been i republican , and I have proved my republican Ism in n thousand places. Now , then , I appeal to you as republicans The men of 177C and the men of 1861 , pro- tccted by the free government under which we live , with the bayonet and the bullet. It Is for you now to come forward and protect It with the ballot. Ballots are omnipotent In the campaigns that we wage now , but the Issue Is just as Important ; It is just as Im portant that liberty , equality and the right of the people to rule themselves shall bo preserved as It ever was during any period In the history of this republic. The repub lican party In Nebraska , for some years past has simply been registering the orders of the corporate power. No man dares to run for any Important office In the state of Nebraska on any ot the tickets , excepting possibly on the popu list , without first ascertaining whether or not it would bo offensive to the railroad managers for him lo be a candidate. Now , It Is not for us to be ruled by anybody ex cept our consciences. It Is ( or us , on the contrary , to do our duty as citizens of the state. STANDS SQUARELY FOR IIOLCOMB. But what shall wo do to ba saved ? Shall we vote against the republican candidate and for the populist ? That is the issue that presents Itself squarely , Judge Hoi- comb Is the candidate with whom Majori can be beaten , and no other man can possi bly come now Into the field nnd get the ma jority of the votes. It is a square Issue now between Majors and Holcomb ; nnd , as between a clean/ Ijonest , straightforward citizen , against whbm no man up to 'this time has been alJlej to prefer a charge of dishonesty , directly .or by Insinuation , or Imputation , I say. ' I Km for Holcomb , ( Ap plause. ) . L Some of my rebublctn | friends have said that Holcomb wa iacopperhead , during the war , , that he was a disloyal citizen. Well , I am sorry to adn t { hat he was about the- lime , B I know ) , t hj9 vras In arms ; ho was S years old abouC that time. ( Laughter and applause. ) He v i ft ytars old when tha war was over , and I cannot tell how much he illJ to help the ribels In the louth. I have not been able to find out. ( Laughter. ) The truth ls Ibatalmost anything will bo charged. liut 111 'us compare the men. Here { s Colonel M JJrs , who saya he Is going to maintain the > dcdv : ot the state , and here U JudgB Uolcomb , who "does not nay It In so- many words , but wlioso life , whoso actions , whoso conduct 1 a guaranty that the state Is going to have a conservative man in the chair , and n clean man , and that cannot be said of his opponent. ( Applause. ) What shall we tlo ? Shall these young republicans - publicans In this state1 , and Inn older repub licans whose battle cry wna free soil , free speech , free man and Fremont ? Shall wo now destroy the state just because a man wears a republican label ? Balling under a false flag , ami who shculd sill under n dif ferent flag altogether ? Ho should have a lo comotive or cow catcher. ( Laughter and ap plause , ) Wo must now put down tbo rebellion again , but In a different form. The speeches that arc to bo made to you will all bo appeals to the glories cf the re publican party , what It has achieved In the post , all the magnificent monuments It has erected to the memory cf the great men that fo.ight nnd shed their life blood for the na tion. We all ngrco on that ; we are all In favor of revering the memory of Grant , the memory of Abraham Lincoln , the memory ot Qarflold. and the memories ot all the patri otic soldiers , Sherman and Sheridan , nil of them , regardless of creed and regardless of party. But shall we surrender the stnte to public thieves ? ( Cries of No , 110. ) That Is the question. Why , within the last forty-eight hours wo have been told that Governor Crounse , by his economic management , has succeeded In reducing the expenses ot the state Institu tions J5I.OOO this year. Well , what docs that signify ? It signifies that the institu tions might have been managed under pre ceding administrations , It these impeached state officers had been acting honestly , at $54,000 less than they v.ere managed. But what will It bo under Majors , with all the old boodle men coming back to their old places ? Oh , Yes , INTEREST OF TUB CORPORATIONS. I met a traveler today , and he said to me : "A gentleman who called upon me yester day denounced you very much , " And I said : "Who was ho ? " "Well , " ho says-"he was the agent of the Standard Oil company , " ( laughter ) "and ho says that ho Is opposed to you because you nre down on 'Majors. Ha says you didn't treat the Standard OH people right when you denounced the oil Inspection. " Well , there is where the shoo pinches. You may depend on It that the Standard Oil com pany and every corporation , big or little , de plore the danger to which this state Is going to bo subjected by the election ot a man by the name of Holcomb. But what danger Is there after all ? They toll us the credit ot this state will suffer so terribly. Several gentlemen met In Lincoln two or three days ago styling themselves the executive com mittee of the commercial travelers , and they passed a resolution that they wanted the credit ot the state upheld nnd Majors elected. Those gentlemen had not seen that little bill that Mnjors Introduced repudiating public debts. Probably it that bill had been seen by them they would not have made Mr. Majors out so much ot a great man to pro tect our credit. 13ut what makes the credit of a man ? His ability to pay. What makes the credit ot a state ? The ability of a state to meet its obligations. If we had had a good crop this year with fifty or sixty mil lion dollars coming In for corn nnd hay , the credit of Nebraska would have been nway up. But these gen tlemen point to. the fact that there are sev eral precincts in this state that cannot sell their bonds at the present time , that the credit of the state Is impaired by the fear that a populist would become governor of Nebraska , Just think of It ! And nbout six months ago , when nobody dreamed nbout a populist expecting to become governor , there were several counties In this state that could not tell their bonds , either. Wo had'a republican governor , and he is still at Lincoln. * Gives us good nnd honest men In the state house , cut down your appropriations , save the people from extraordinary taxation , and give us a providentially good crop , and you may rest assured that the credit of Nebraska will be as good as that of any other state In tlS ( west. ( Applause. ) STAND FIRM AND WIN. In conclusion , let me express the hope that these- pernicious Influences that will be ex erted from ono end of the state to the other between now and election day In all forms and shapes , In the shape of annual passes , n the shape of rebates , In the shape of iromises of preferment , in the shape of prom ises ot employment. In the shape of down right boodle , will hove no Influence upon the Freemen of this slate , and particularly upon the true republicans. Let republicans of Nebraska administer a rebuke to rallroadlsm and boodleism and we will have a clean ticket In 1890 , nnd we will redeem the state. Just look back n little bit. In 1888 Harrison risen had 103,000 votes In this state. Since then 25,000 republlcanb have dropped out of line. In 1892 Harrison only carried Ne braska by 4,970 odd votes. In 1802 there wore 24,440 democrats that voted their straight democratic ticket. If C.OOO of those had been drawn the other way the state would have gone against Harrison. What hope is there of redeeming the state for republicans if you endorse bribery , perjury and rank fraud , and go to the people afterwards vlth a demand for their confidence ? My flrm conviction is that the republican party can only bo saved by standing up this j year for Nebraska against the corporate satraps- who seek to crush out every vestige of liberty and home rule through the corrupt use of party machinery and political mer cenaries who wear the party livery. If republicans ot Nebraska possess thq courage and patriotism of the founders of the grand old party they will rise In their might and proclaim that the railroads must keep hands oft , and when they have their hands off we shall have free government and wo shall have honest government. THE JACKKNIFE. A Ouoer Now Turk ] > iillilliijr ( tlmt In Only Thri-o Feet Wide. The heart ol the nursery child would be quite carried away by n glance at a building nt the corner of Gold and I'latt streets , says the New York Sun. It Is long enough and tall enough for human habitation , but Its width suggests the thought that U may have been Intended for ono of Mother Goose's chil dren. For all the world It looks like a big toy house. Fancy for a moment how Incon gruous Is the appearance of a three-story building 120 feet In depth and three feet wide. Those are the dimensions of the house at 17 Gold street from the rear on Platt street. The building Is somewhat wider In front- that Is , it Is wldo enough to let a man go through a door and wedge himself against a bar on the inside. Once Inside , ho finds himself In a room that narrows down almost to a point. It Is like looking down a long , narrow triangle frbm the base to the apex. So far as Is known it Is the narrowest room in New York. Years ago it was a public house , famous with local politicians and known as a favorite resort 5or sporting men. The rooms on the second story were few and small , but were large enough for a small poker party or a close conference. "Prince John" Van Buren entertained his friends there In "gallus" style , and many a campaign well laid In those rooms was carried to n successful end. In later years the place was frequented by the best class ot merchants , as business grew about on all sides. The flrst or ground floor Is now used as a saloon. The two upper stories are used for living purposes. It Is like living in a cup board. The rooms are like corners of a cigar box , A fair-sized hallway would take all the rooms between the two halls , but , as any hall way Is out of the question , the rooms are connected by doors which leave no space on the sides. In the parlor of ono sulfthere is an upright piano that Is set against the wall nnd reaches to the center of tlio room , Tha stove In the kitchen , where the building grows narrower , reaches from wall to wall. If the furniture was proportionate to the size ot the rooms the place would look llk a doll's hoube. Improvement In Klertrlo lr ll . One of the most objectionable qualities ol the electric bell Is Us uniform noisiness and shrillness. There are many places in which an alarm of n less aggressive and per emptory nature Is desirable , and It Is sur prising that a "qultt" electric bell has not been manufactured for use In. offices , hotels or private houses. Ths bell can be adjusted to inaki as much or as little nolic na may be needed. Its principal feature U that It can be used either as a slow striking bell , a single stroke bell or as an ordinary trembling bell , according lo the way It U connected en. _ Hurled ulth 111 * Hobby There U no accounting for tastes ! A den tist died In a rural town In England a few < Uya ago. alter spending over fifty ycara In pulling tha molars of his fellow citizens. Ho had made It a hobby io keep all the teeth which ho had drawn In Iho course of hla professional career , nnd took great prldo In the collection. When his will was opened It was found that ho had ordered the * col lection of teeth to be placed with htm In his coflln for burial. His heirs fulfilled hi ) com mand , and almost 30,000 teeth were put Into the coffin with tlio dead dentist. If some archaeologist of a futiira ccn'ury shall happen to open that grave lie will have "food for thought" nnd some difficulty perhaps In explaining the presence ot so many teeth , PRESIDENTS AT PL ATT. Outdoor Sport * lu M'ltloli tlio Cliluf MitffU- trutrx llii\o round Itcrreiitlou , When President Cleveland goes to his sum mer , home on Buzzard's bay ha takes a few short fishing * trips , but beyond that ha In dulges In no sports , says the Now York Sun. It Is when ho la living In Washington that he goes on his more Important shooting or fishing expeditions , Ho usually does his gun ning on the shores of the Potomac river nnd Chesapeake bay , He likes duck shooting. Ills trips sometimes last a week , and during part of that tlmo he may bo Inaccessible by mall or telegraph. HU hunting ground U substantially the eame that Donjimlti Harri son used , and constitutes what may ba termed the great presidential game preserve1. It ! lies south of Washington , and takes In the I'olomao. river nnd Chesapeake bay to the sea. The game Includes , wild ducks ( among which are canvasbacks ) , quail , pheasants and snipe , and occasionally wild turkeys. It n president Is a true fisherman and. will fish with only the rod nnd reel he mny go upon tha out skirts of the presidential preserve nnd find streams where trout are tolerably numerous. From the beginning of the government presidents have used these grounds lor their exploits with rod and gun. General Wash ington , living at Mount Vernon , know every Inch of the land tor miles up and down the river. In his younger days he was a thor ough sportsman , but after ho became presi dent there is no record of his shooting or fishing. President Harrison's first experience In the preserve was when he distinguished himself by shooting a negro's pig under the Impression that ho was IIring at n raccoon. He offered to pay for the anlmhl , hut the owner considered that the accident was a compliment to him and declined to accept re muneration. President Harrison afterwards proved that he was a good shot. He could undergo unusual fatlguo and hardship and even shot ducks from a sink box , which , ns every sportsman knows , Is n very uncomfort able thing to do , He never rode horseback , nnd for fluid sports he had no taste what ever. ever.When When President Cleveland goes to the sea shore he docs not Indulge in swimming , al though some of his predecessors have been very tolerable swimmers. John Qulncy Adams , next to Benjamin Franklin , was the greatest of swimmers among public men. In winter , vthcn ho wns president , he used to take long , solitary walks up Pennsylvania avenue and around by the cnpltol every morning before daylight , returning to the white house Just as the day was dawning. In summer his walk was In the opposite direction. Going up above Georgetown be would there undress and plunge Into the Potomac for a swim. A president when ho Indulges In recrea tion must toke It quickly , for ho is seldom so situated that he can have a prolonged vacation. President Arthur was about the last president who took a complete vaca tion. Ono summer he and General Phil Sheridan went out to the Yellow stone re gion. They camped out , hunted and fished , and were often 100 miles from civilization. This was his only prolonged vacation. Ho was , however , very fond of taking short fishing trips , Ho handled his rod well and loved angling for bass , and trout. Among fishing presidents he ranked first. When ho was on one of his olflclal trips In the south a fishing club at Louisville presented him with a beautiful rod with a German silver reel , on which were engraved Izaak Walton's famous words about his love for all good fishermen as a gentle , kindly race of men. It Is ilpubtful whether he ever received a gift that pleased him moro than this. His predecessor , Garflcld , could shoot toler ably , but never fished. General Gnrfield was a boyIn his love of other sports. For some years the old National Baseball club boasted of him as one ot Its honorary members. lie was a constant attendant at the gamps nnd ha knew the players personally , and he used to play himself sometimes when ho was on the farm at Mentor. Ho was a billiard player also and when he came Into the white house the billiard room In the basement , which had fallen Into neglect nnd had not been used for several administrations , was renovated and a new table was put In. Herehe used to play nearly every afternoon. Ho handled a cue well and was especially expert at pin pool. He was an excellent horseman. All the earlier presidents were horseback riders. Hor&eback riding afforded an easier way of traveling than a stage coach , for the roads were almost universally bad , and the coaches were built without much regard to the passenger's comfort. Washington waa undoubtedly the best rider among the presi dents and he enjoyed the exercise greatly. He had little time to Indulge the taste after he became general of the army and was. too old for hard riding after he retired from the presidency , but bclore that he was ono of the most enthusiastic ! fox hunters In a fox hunt- Ing country. Ills diary relates how ho cut fox paths through the woods Jn Mount Ver non , how he "catched" three foxes In one day and how much interest he took In his pack of hounds. Some ot these were im- portcxl. "Swcetllps" Is one that Washington mentions several times. There Is no record that ho ever was a fisherman. The gentle Madison , on the other hand , wns no sportsman. His ways wore those of the student and he lived the simple life of a country gentleman without engaging In any ot the sports that Interested his neighbors. Ills friend and mentor , Jefferson , who lived twenty-five miles away , was more versatile. Ho rode n great dal and much of his riding was for pleasure. It Is probable that Jeffer son did somo'shootlnp , but It In not recorded that ho was a sportsman. Monroe was a constant horseback rider and a few years before his death he wrote to his friend Lafayette about the fall he had from his horse. Armour's Iuip < * Gnnlon > Kinsman. It has been a. matter of current report for years among Board of Trade people that Phil Armour has no poor relations , says the Chicago Herald. "He .will not allow any of them to remain poor , " a veteran of the board remarked by way of explanation of this unusual good fortune of a rich man. "Ho makes them all rich. " "I have heard that tory beforeMr. . Armour remarked with a smile , when ono ot his friends asked him about It the other day. "But It's a mistake. I have enough ot them. " Then the big packer burst out Into a laugh and his friends knew a good story was com ing. ing."One of the poor kind he lives down In Illinois is one ol the most persistent men I ever knew. He keeps writing and writing for money all the lime. He is not a bad fellow , only improvident , and If ho dis played the same energy In attending to business that he does In writing to mo he would have been rich a long time ago. Well , he kept sending ono letter after another , saying that If he only had 1500 he would be all right. He repeated this so often that ono day I told my secretary to write that If he wouldn't bother me for a year I would send htm $500. "Well , sir , " and Mr. Armour's sides shook with laughter , "as soon as the malls could bring a reply I got It. Ho said , 'Make It $1,000 and two years , ' and I thought It was such a clever turn that I sent the money. " "What happened next ? " "In about three months ho wrote again saying the agreement was oft because his wife hadn't been Included. " Tlio A little girl In Twlggs county , Georgia , caught a small live rattlesnake , and brought It to her mamma. Luckily she had sel..e'i ' It by the neck anil to wasn't Injured Mount Clemens , Mich , , advertised as a summer resort , has placed onexhibition In a store vtlndow at Detroit n six-legged frog , alleged lo have been caught within her burdens. Infidels say the thing , which Is preserved In alcohol , Is 30 years old and came from Europe. Sam Hay of Wesley , Me , , asserts unblush- Ir.ply that ho has laid low with his strong right arm and his unerring rifle just 215 bears during u busy life. Sam is a corker ! The Muncle , Ind. , liar , always facile prlncepa , reports another shower of frogi , confined to a single farm In that much- fabled town. Affidavit ! are charged tor ai extras. Father , mother and 4-tvceks-oia baby In a Rockford. Mica. , family have a combined weight of 610 pounds. Luckily , papa and 1 mnir.ms Imvfl stopped growing ! ( Trant county , Kentucky , has a man M years old who Is Just cutting a second fttt ot tooth. The ways of providence are Indeed Inscrutable ! ENEMIES OF THE PAIIK. Itultrond nnd Trolley l.liii'K 3roMtiK Kntrnuco tci the Yollonntonr. " " The Yellowstone park , says the Philadel phia Press , attracts several thousand tottrlsta yearly for Its scientific nnd scenic Interest. It Is also n lodcstono for commercial greed. The secretary of the Interior , the official guardian of the park , has to keep In check hotel and trnsportntlon companies ami the other necessary evils which should servo the park but not subordinate It to their own Interest. Its forest growth and game are with dlltlculty preserved ! from destruction , while vandals who are not carefully watched ami vigorously dealt with nre ever ready to roll huge rocks Into Us spouting geysers and risk their permanent mutilation In the endeavor to procure some novel effects. The Cooks City railroad Is a sUndlng menace , to the Integrity and seclusion ot the park , which has thus far by the unceasing efforts of the "T " park defenders been kept outside ot that treat game and curiosity preserve , The ubiquitous trolley now seeks to erect Its poles and string Its wires through Yel lowstone park. One Daniel May Is Booking from the present congress a concession lo build an electric railway on the roads which the government has constructed through thi' p.\rk at great expense , Ho sceka also for the grunt of two beiutlful park wntcrfattc lo generate electricity for his trolley road. There Is no limit to this man's gall. How does ho suppose tlmt the buffalo nnd deer anil other largo game that find In the seclusion of the park a refuge from the enemies th.it nssall and are exterminating tjicm elsewhere will Btand a buzzing , whirring trolley rail road In their vicinity ? Captain Anderson , the superintendent of the park , ls strongly opposed to this trolley Invasion. In n let ter to the secretary of the Interior he says : "I object strongly to marring the beauties of nature within the park by the unsightly structures ( power houses , poles , etc. ) that the road would necessitate. I object to turn ing over the excellent roads of the pork , which have cost the government hundreds of thousands of dollars , to a private corpora tion. The roads would necessarily have to be abandoned for wagon travel ns soon as turned over to the electric company. Owing to the character of the timber In the ] urk , it would have to bo cut off for 100 feet on both sides of the line to prevent It being constantly broken by falling trees. In fine , the bill t > eems to ask that the park and nil that Is In It bo turned over to Mr. D , B. May for his own private use , and with no compen sation to the government. I regard It as an unneeded , undesirable ami vlclbus conces sion and one that would rob the United States ot nil that It has expended In the park. " Wo are glad to say that Hon. Hoke Smith and the house committee on public lands ngrco with these views of Superintendent Anderson , and with this adverse Influence * against the bill there Is little danger ot ttii becoming a law , at present at least. A moro powerful Influence , the Chicago , Burlington & Qulncy Railroad company , ns- snlla the park In another quarter nnd aska permission to build straight across the center of Yellowstone park , from cast to west , The objections to the Cooke City rail road apply with tenfold moro force to the Burlington scheme , for the latter proposes to skirt with its tracks Yellowstone Inko and brldgo the Yellowstone river , and have depot , hotel and yard room within the park for the handling of Its freight and pas sengers. This company has extended Its Burlington & Missouri River line tar up Into northern Wyoming , and now It saya that unless It can build through the Ycllowstono park the only available route for the extension of Its' road west Is blockaded. This line In Its railroad construction In north Wyom ing has been steering for the Yellowstone park for some tlme.rbut It Is still sufficiently far off to enable It1 to run either north or south of the park without deviating greatly from its bee-lino west. Routes have been surveyed on both sides of the park which nro pronounced very good. The Burlington by following cither of them would serve the public without vitally Injuring Ycllowstono park. The bill which gives the Burlington this route through the park was Introduced last January unclar the tltlo of "a bill to encour age and establish better facilities for travel to , from , into and through - Na tional park and for other purposes. " The company that Is to bo the recipient of this favor Is named In the bill as "I'ho ' Grand Island & Wyoming Central railroad , " but In the report of the committee , on public lands , rendered last Tuesday , It is stated that thu real company Is the Burlington. The report is adverse. Wo trust that this great cor poration , which keeps building" Its way west by various reaches , will not ho halted In Its movement to the Pacific , If that ia Its goal , In order to wrctit from congress permlsslcm to build , through Yellowstone park. It can not got this permission. One railroad ad mitted would bo a signal for many to- enter , and oven ono would do the park Irreparable Injury. Let the Burlington skirt the park on the south , but closer than the Northern Pacific does on the north and the Union I'n cine on the west and It will get Its full share of the park travel without making1 that great preserve less worth visiting than now. _ An Old I.ndy'g Ilea < t- Those who have charge of charitable ) In stitutions for the aged poor will tell you , says the Youth's Companion , that no toplu Is moro pleasing to some poor old women than the discussion of their "better days , " when they were the fortunate possessors of "everything heart could wish tot. " na they are apt to express It. Some old lady never tires of describing the finery she had when she was a brldo ; another boasts of having once owned o gold band chany tea set" and six "solid silver tea spoons ; " while n third dwells nt lengthen on the elegance of a flowered silk gown and satin parasol with fringe fifteen Inches long that she once owned. One poor old wompn never says anything until the others are done boasting , Thou she calmly remarks : "Well , I never lud any chany tea things , nor no silk gowns nor embroidered pottl- coats , nor openwork stockings , nor gold ear drops , nor nothln' of that sort ; but I have had four husbands , an' I'd like to know If any of you can beat that ! " eKing King Won the Hut. Hugcne Field says that not long ago Cap tain Charles King , the author , was traveling In n railway car with a number ot friends. The news agent on the train worried the party a good deal by his persistent efforts to force his wares upon them , But the party hold him nt bay by declaring that they had read all his books. "Well , I've got ono book you haven't read , " said he , and ho produced Captain King's latest novel. "Pshaw ! that's not new , " said King , "I got It only this morning , " answered the agent. "It has only just been published , and I'll bet you ? 10 you haven't reafl It. " "I'll take that bet , " said Captain King , and the two put up their money. Then Captain King pulled out one of his visiting cards and handed It to the agent , saying : "I am Captain Charles King , the author of that book , and I read it In manu script and in proof. " "Geo whllllklns ! " gasped the agent wllh a low. < ad whistle , and ho went off and didn't ' bother that party any more. Btub Knda of Thought. Detroit Free Press : Beauty may Incite love , but It cannot maintain It. Morning U the tonic of the day. Second nature Is sometimes stronger than the first. Forbidden fruit doesn't always grow on the highest trees. There ia nothing in some pedigree * except length. Contentment Is the triumph of mind over matter. Lovers love poetry because poetry la not hampered by cold facts. Marriage Is the only partnership not en tered Into on business principles , and that failure ! often occur should not excite our special wonder. 1 he Wrong Tien. In u suit for separation In a French court counsel for the plaintiff pleaded , among other rcmsoni. Incompatibility of tempera ment. He depicted the character of tba husband as "brutal , violent and passionate. " The husband'S advocate rose In his turn and described the wife as "uplteful , short- tempered and sulky. " "Pardon me , " Interrupted the judge , ad- drtnliiK both llmbi of tlio law ; "I caunot see , g ntteinen , whor the Incompatibility ot temperament come * In , "