M . THE OMAHA DAILY BKEr MONDAY , AUGUST 27. 1301 , SIMPLY SHOUT ON PITCHERS Peculiar Fredicatnont in Which Papa's Pound Itself Yesterday. OLD IMF TOOK THE IAST GAME EASILY Jamletnn It * * Umk nnil Konrke Tried III * llntul Long l nongh to Secure for the \ lnltorn-McVlltln LookIng - Ing fur NCVT Talrnt. Des Jlolncs , 17 ; Oinalm , C Lincoln , 10 ; St. Joseph , 9. Clulncy , 17-5 , Jacksonville , 7-7. Hock Island , 4 ; Peorln , 1. Kamm City , l& . Sioux City , 7. Detroit. 7. Toledo , C , IndlamipollH , 15 ; Grand Hnplds , 12. Mlnncnprllg , 17 ; Jlllvvntikee , 8. The usual Sunday ciowil assembled at the Charles Street park yesterday afternoon to two tlio last game of the season on the Oinatia grounds with Willie Traffic'a prolilbltlonlsta. Jamlcaoil started In to pitch for the Kourkes , but soon developed that ho waa about aa effective aa a G-ycar-old boy , and was yanked out and Papa 13111 took a turn , Jnmle- aon taking Fear's place on right In order that he might lie called back to the box If Pa failed to turn the trick. This he did In the most picturesque manner , for with the three runs they had made off of the big blonde In this Inning , the prohibitionists made it an ven dozen oft of Papa , and Lookabaugh was hunted up. given a uni form and told to pitch the game out , Flourko going to right and Jamleson to the stable. In the following fhe Innings they only hit Lookabaugh safely seven times , and scored but four more runs , showing that If they had hud him In at the beginning they would have ron the came. nut the least said about the contest the better. The management found It self In the hole for a pitcher and that Is the story In a nut shell. Neither Alrtrty not Whltchtll will play Sunday ball. President McVlttle , how ever , Is expecting two new men dally , and says he will yet make a big bid for the Hat. Hat.Today the Hourkcs ore In L'ncoln , where Ihoy will also play Tuesday and Wednesday , Then they go to St. Joe for three games and arrive home again ( or Sunday and Mon day wltli St. Joe , and Tuesday , Wednesday and Thursday , the latt games of the season at home , with the Llncolns The score : OMAHA. AB. n. in. air. sn. ro. A. E. Ulrlch , 3b. . . . 4 Sotry , ni . 5 2 2 MoVey. lb. . . . 4 11 Moron , c . 4 2 Jtutrhtton , 21i 4 1 Fear , rf . 1 1 Itoiirle , p & If 3 0 Pedro-en. If. . . . 4 0 Jnmieson , p. . 2 0 Dookabaughp , 2 0 Totals . . . S3 6 10 0 0 21 10 DHS JIOINES. AH , U. IB SH. SD. PO. A. McVlckcr. m. 5 4 4 00 4 0 ri her , 83 . . . . Md'arlam ] , if 3 21 HolTmnn. If. . 6 1 3 0 0 2 0 Holmes. 3b . . . 4 2 2 0 1 0 2 Mcrndden. Ib Trallley. c. . . . B 1 1 0 0 C 1 Porter , 2b : ! Uurrls , p - Totals . . . 42 17 18 2 5 27 II 6 Des Molnes 1 0 12 1 2 0 1 0 17 Omaha. 1 02000012 C Huns earned : DCB Molnes , 4 ; Omohn , 4 Two-base hits : McVey.l ; Jlornn , 2 ; JleTar- land , 1 ; Holmes , 1 ; McKndden , 2 ; Burrln , 2 Home iimB. Mcvlrker. Dasei on balls : By Jnmlenon , j by Rourkc. 2 ; by Liookabaugh , 2. Baies given for hitting batter : Uy Jamie- son , 1. Passed balls : Truflley , 2. Wild pitches : Uurrls , J. Struck out : By Look- abausli , 2 ; by Hourke , 1 ; by Burrls , 3. Um pire : Haskell. Duck Uon In tlio Mntli. ST. JOSni'II , JIo , Aug. 2fl ( Special Tele- pram to The liee. ) With Lincoln two luns to the- bad In the ninth Inning , Speer made R single nnd Sullivan lilt for a home inn , tylnp the ecore. Muffs of fly b.ills let Uevcreaux ami Joluibcn get on base and the former scored the winning run on I ? Homes' two-bugger. Up to the ninth the r game was brilliantly playtd. The feature of the game was the heavy batting of Welch , who got In two home tuns und a double , being responsible for no less than seven of the runs In the game. Score : St. Joseph . . . . -.1 12021020 9 Lincoln 03000400 3 10 Batteries : Itllng and Welch ; Johnson and Speer. iiaiw l-.ts : St , Joseph , II : Lincoln , IS. Errors : St. Joseph , D ; Lincoln , 2. named runs : St. Joseph , 8 ; Lincoln , A. Two-base hits : Cole , Johnson , Welch , Hb- rlght nnd Barnes. Home runs : Welch , 2 ; Mohler , Johnson , Ubrlght and Sullivan. Struck out : Hy Kllnj. 0 ; by Johnson , G. Hases on balls : By Klinp , B ; by Johnson , 4. Hit by pitcher : By Ivllng , 1 ; by Johnson , 1. First on errors , St. Joseph , 2 ; Lincoln , 4. Left on buses : St. Joseph , 9 ; Lincoln , 11. Double plays : Holllngsworth to Mohler to Marcuin. Passed balls : IJy Welch , 1 ; by Bpeer. 2. Tltne : Two houra und seventeen minutes. Umpire : Cllne. ( IcniH nnd ,7njT ftptlt n I'ulr. QUINCY , 111 , Aug. 20-Special ( Telegram to The Bee. ) Qulncy and Jacksonville pl.lvcd two Kiimts loilay and divided even. The attendance was 1,500 Qulm-y won the llrst game by heavy batting. Score : Qulncy 60010415 0-17 Jacksonville 1 0 i 1 0 1 2 0 0 7 Batteries : McGrcvy and Bolaml ; Sayle and Lohbeck. Il.ase nits : Qulncy , 1C ; Jack sonville. 10. Hrrora : Qulncy , 5 ; Jackson ville , r > . Jacksonville won the Eecond game by bunching their hits lu the sixth Inning. Score : Qulncy 0 00210002 5 Jacksonville . . . . . . .0 0100COO * 7 Uatterjos : Donnelly nnd Boland : Cnii- llnser anO Lohbeck. Babe liltsQiilncj - , 1\ \ Jucksonvllie , 7. Krrots : Jacksonville , 0. IKttlllori Slipped u. Cuff. mom A , 111. . Aug. 26 Andrews was In fine form today , and although his support wan ragged , he kept the Distillers from winning , and thus saved llrst place for the Twins. Score : Peorla 0 01000000 1 Hock Island 4 Hits : Peorln , B : Rock Island , fl ; Rrrora : Pcorln , 11 ; Hock Island , 5. Batteries : Heum and Armstrong ; Andrews and Sige. htaudlng of th 'Irani * . Plaved , Won. Lout. Pr Ct. Hock Island 03 M 4ri CI.6 1'eorla. 93 G3 4S 53 5 Omahu M R2 47 BJ B Kt. Joseph D9 5J 47 M.B Lincoln ! 51 47 52.0 Jacksonville 9S BO 4S Gl.O Dta Molnes , 9 I'l Bl 45.5 Qulncy 97 37 CO SS.l \\liRTKHN I.KASUi : UAMKS. Sioux City OUcii Autitlicr Tnsio of Throe jtrulul't nt ICnn a Cltv. KANSAS City , Avis. 20.-Tho biggest crowd In the history of base ball In Kaiuaa City , numbering by actual count 10,190 pci- nons. saw the Blues take the third puccca- elvc enme from the Sioux City 1 tuskers toduy. The victory is the eleventh straight for the Bines , nnd puts them almost on an equality with Sioux City In the pennant race. Score : Kansas City 0 3104034 0 l.r. Bloux Pity 7 lilts : Knnsns City. IB : Sioux City , 17. Er rors : Kaunas City , 3 ; Sioux City , 2. Karned runs : Kansas City , 8 : Sioux Cltv. 3. Two- base hits : Kinsman , 2 | Nlcholl , 2 : Stalllnga , Hernon. Three-base hits : Manning , 2. Homo urns ; Nilniid. Niks. Double plays : Beunl to Mnnnlntr to Kinsman. Hololmn to Stewart to McCauley. Struck out' By llanlelM , 4. Time of Kamo : Two hours and llvn minutes. Umpire : Sheridan Butterlva : Daniels and Donahue ; Cunningham and Itoyle. Nvtmui AuRcli Loan nl Home. TOLEDO. Aug. 20. I > ack of tenm work rather lhan poor playing' lost the game today for the home club. An unreasonable mob of "bleacher cranks. " swarmed upon the diamond In the last Inning , when , with out run In. Hatflckl was called out for In terference , und wus with dllllculty kept from ttttacklng UmplnMcQualde. . ( julrt was rcutoretl , but the Tole < los fulled to tie the hcorr. und the < mob started for McQualde In earnest The home team rnn to his protection and kept the cranks back , but not before several blows were ex changed McQualde received one In the face. While the visiting team was driving- down lawn stones weie thrown at them nd several BinsII tights resulted. Score : -rdo 6 Jtroit , 0 0061100 7 IIIU : Toledo , 10 ; Detroit , t. Errors : To- ledo , 4 , Detroit , 4 Karncil runi Toledo , I , Detroit. Z. Two-ba p hit * Nllnnd Three- base hltn lluRhey Double plays. Huy- inond to Doolctorl < to Donley , N'ltnnd to Pfcoit ] Htiuck out By Hughe ) , 5 , by Qaj'c. 2. Time Two hours. Umprj Mc- ijunlilc Ituttrrlcs Hughoy and McFar- Innd , Qnj'le and Jnntzcn. tllrnlilns Onn Mort. OHAND HAPIDS , Ailfe 2iSThe home team gave Phillips quite a drubbing In the first half of the gamp , but after the fifth he nettled down and they could not hit him , \\hllc I'arl.er weakened nnd the vis itors won out , taking two of the three K 'tines here. Score : Grand Knplds . 20037000 0-12 Indianapolis . - ! ! > Hits. Grand ItnpliU , 18 ; Indianapolis , 19. Hrrors : Grand Hanlds , 2 : Indliinapolls , 3. Harnxl runs : Ornnil Ha pit Is , 5 ; Indlnnnpolls , 11 , Two-base hits : Caruther * . Carrel , Cul- lopy , Hagnn , Henry , Molz. Shields. Ihree- bnae hits. McCarthy , 2 , Murphy , Home runs : 8plc . Carrel , Wheelock , Henry , dray , Ilont , Phillips. Struck out : Carroll , Cagan , 1'nrker , I'hllllps. Double plain : IJagan to Wheelock ; Uoat to Shields to Jlotz Time : Two hours Umpire : IJarl llattoilos : Klllen , Parker and Spies , Phillips and Gray. llinutrK llrntrn ia ll } . MINNHAPOMS , Aug. 20. Minneapolis won today's game easily by batting Ituttger all over the Held. Scoie : Minneapolis . 20230341 2-17 Milwaukee . 3 00020102-8 Hits : .Minneapolis , 22 ; Milwaukee , 10. Hrrors : Minneapolis , 4j Milwaukee , 5 named tuns : Minneapolis , 8 ; Milwaukee , 5 Ti\o-bis hits : Hums. Crooks , Hulen nnd Heltgcr. Thiee-bnse lilts : Hints , Wcrden. Double | ihin : Cllngnian to Catr ; Klont to Tailar ; Crooks to Huleti to Werden ; llurna to Hulcn to Crooks. Struck out ! Uy Ki'tt- er , 3. Time : Two houra nnd fifty-five minutes Umpire : McDonald. Batteries : Baker and Burrell ; Hcttger , Bolan nnd Johnson. Mnmlliifr of thn Teiuni Played. Won. Lost. Pr.Ct. sioux city . lei ca 42 r.s.4 Kansis City . 10J 6'J 4i 57.8 Minneapolis . VS 51 44 55.1 Toledo . 57 6J 44 61.C Indianapolis . 105 51 51 4S. ( > Gland Hrepm . 105 49 6'i 4fi.7 Dettoll . . . . . 102 45 67 41.1 Milwaukee . 95 31 61 32.G Clasa A Kc cird * Snmshnl. CLIVILAND : , Aug. 20 Tn the bicycle laces at the NewberK track In this city jeslerday world's records In class A were broken very unexpectedly. In the ten-mile scratch race the world's record In class A for e % cry thing over four miles was broken , as was the best half mile record for 1G- year-olfl bojs. Hesults : Ten mile , open , scratch : Percy Patterson , Detroit , won ; O. P. Bernhart , Toledo , sec ond. The time by miles Is as follows : Tlrst , 2:224-0. : second , 4.53 : third , 7:181-5 : ; fourth , 9 32 2-5 ; llfth , 1J.15 3-5 ; sixth , 14:15 : 3-3 ; sev enth , 17:10 : 2-3 ; eighth , 13:40 : ; ninth , 22:20' : & ; tenth , 24:44 2-5. Kiank G. Tnrr of Cleveland rode to beat the mile for boys of 16 joars He was paced and made the- half In 1:03 1-5. The record was 1 13 % . The other races were purely local affairs , though the time was good , The Uncle mis n remarkably fust one. Mnton stroolaMn u Nlco ( lumc. The Vlnton Streets and this Twenty- llrst Streets pln > ul nery Interesting panic of bull : esterday , the Vlntons win ning the gnme In the last Inning on U. SchultK's two-base hit and Cuey'a home run. Scoie : Vlnton Streets . . . .0 00001222-7 TwcnlJ-thst SN. . . 2 00020200 G Battcilcai Vlntons , Caey nnd Fnrrell ; Twentv-Ilrst Streets , Bell nnd Sanders Hits : Vlntons , 10 ! Tncnty-ilrst Streets. 7. Errors. Vlntona , 6 ; Twcntjllrst Streets , 7. TrlpU- play : Bell to A. Miller to J. Miller. Umpire : A. C. Schultz. Wanted A Gtitun. The Stecle Bros. Base Hall club of Olilow.i challenge any amatcui ba c ba' ' club In the state to play a match game of bull for ? 100 a side on the IXoter grounds. The club accepting this challenge must be one that has pluyed all their men together prior to this date. A forfeit of $25 In now in the hands of M C. Hbersteln of l xetcr nnd the club bending a. drnft foi n like deposit llrst will be acramodated with a Runic. C. S Sto\er. manager Ohlowa Base Ball club. _ llxntrr WHICH I rlciul nXKTKH. Neb , Aug. -Special to The Boe. ) K\Ptcr put It all iivet Friend In n game of bill bete yesterday , the pcoie standing 1C to S In favor of Exetci. A large croud was on the grounds to see the g-iune. The batteile-J weie : Itagan and M.ir\el for K\uter ; Hainmoii and Dlnnle for Krlond. Umpire : IM riynn from Filend Ten-Mile ICoul Jleriml llndly llroki-ii. CHICAGO , Aug. 25 William Gardiner of the Columbian wheelmen today in the an nual race ot the club lowered the world's record for the ten-mile road race to 2fi:12. : The previous record was 27.17 " 1-3. Several other ilders also bent the latter time. Uiibnqut ) Omits It. DUItUQUE. la. , Aug. 20. The Dubuque C > clone club , an organization of sporting men , authorized the statement that they will put uii $30,000 to have the Corbett- Jackson fight here , and that oirer will bo niado to the pugilists. llotmrr DvfratH I'lalstcd. POINT OF PINES. Aug. 20. The single scull race here yesterday afternoon between George Ilosmer of Boston and Tied Plnlstcd of Maine for a purse of $1,500 wag won by Hosmer by sK lengths. llouiird ( imilil InxprtH A'lclliiilt. SOUTirAJIPTON , Aug. 20 How.lld Gould arrived here this afternoon and In spected Vigilant The contest for the Cape May cup will be her last. MUH Mtuply u Fulin. DimUQUK. la. , Aug. 2C.-Spcclal ( Tele gram to The Bee. ) The Dubuquc Cyclone club's offer of $30,000 for the Corbett-Jack- son light la imaglnaiy. Anilrolin ii ISoiid Hnre. PATHS , Aug. 26 Adnre of Vervles , Bel- glum , finished first In the blcjclc race from this city to Dlnunt , Belgium. Walter was second. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Clinton Won nt thn ItnpMs. CnDAll HAPIDS , la , Aug. 20 ( Special Telcgiam to Tlie Bee. ) Base ball here today : Clinton , 7 ; Cedar nnplJs , 3. THE HUMAN An Ohio Illior Hoy's ItpiuirLablo Muslcul Tuleiit At Pomeroy , O. , when one slta on EUtn- mer evenings , perchance In front of one ot the leading hostelrlcs , he commands a sweeping -view of the Ohio river , both up and down stream. Often strangers enjoying the charms ot the situation arc surprised to hear the staccato notes , apparently of a steam calliope on some distant packet. They learn , however , that the calliope's notes are those of a human voice , tuo miles doun the river. John J. Curtla has won the local sobriquet ot the "human call lore , " He Is about 18 > ears of age , and a > ery manly looking youth , of great breadth of shoulders and ca paclty ot lung. Down at the factory of evenings ho Isont to give strange vocal exhibitions to his fellons and the nelgtibor- ll R country at large. Mounted on a pile of pig Iron , he braces himself , takes a long breath , and then from an aval-shaped mouth emits , without any apparent effort , tones that for strength and far-reaching quality his auditors declare they have never heard the equal On clear nights this voice can be heard for o\cr two miles. With a ready ear for music younff Curtis "plays , " or rather shouts , many of the popular airs of the day , and Is looked upon as a great cele brity In hla section The Vint tyiuiMithntlc strike. In a termon recently the Rev. William Barton of Boston said that a sympathetic strike reminded him of the old woman who nas ana bitto persuade her pig to Jump over the stile. So she commanded the dog to bite the pig. When the dog refused she commanded the stick to beat the dog. Then , as refusal followed refusal , she ordered tlio lire to burn the stick , and the water to quench the nV . and the ox to drink the water , and the butcher to kill tlie ox. and the rope to hang the butcher , and the rat to gnaw the rope , and the cat to catch the rat. Here , by reason of ( be old'tlroo animosity ot the cat against ( he rat , she succeeded. The cat began to catch the rat. and the rat to save Its life began to gnaw the rope , and the rope to ea cape destruction began to hang the butcher , and the butcher to save his neck began to kill the ox , and the ox began to drink the water , and the water to qtnch the fire , and the Ore to burn the stick , and } he stick to beat the dog. Thereupon the dog proceeded to bite the pig , and the pig lumped over the Etile , and lot ) old woman went on her way rejoicing. That waj the first cympatnetlc itrlk * on record. GOOD FAY AND LITTLE \VflRK \ Dut'ts ' nnil Gompenmtion of Chaplains in the Army acd Navj. EASY LIFE POSITIONS ON LAND AND SEA A Flout Simp Sltith Sought Tor nnd Liber ally Itcuurdcd No Ilcrr jr TilnU Mir Cnill Ions trltlclmnfi by llcnroiu ' 1 niching nnd Trenching , Congressman Springer hns found an easy berth for hla son In nn army chaplaincy. There Is as much pressure for places of this sort as for any of the tnlnor oDIces In the gift of the president. Great numbers of cler gymen , eajs the Wa&lilngton correspondent of the Globe-Democrat , are nlwajs anxious to got an opportunity to serve Uncle Sam pro fessionally. To that end some of them give up rich nnd prospering polishes , though why Is a mjstery. Apparently the almost unl versal appetite for place-hunting seizes them. The United States army has thirty-four chaplains , stationed at forts all over the country. Seven of them nre Baptists , nine are Episcopalians , eleven nro Methodists , two are Presbyterians , ono la a Congrega- tlonallst , one Is a Lutheran , ono Is a Chris tian , and two nro Catholic priests. The question of denomination cuts no figure In this blanch of the service. Appointments arc always made by favor and -without any regard whatev r for the religious demands of soldiers and officers. Pour of the chap lains referred to nre regimental chaplains , attached to the four colored regiments , two of Infantry and two of cavnlry. Three of thesj men are negroes. The pay of a newly commissioned army chaplain Is $1,350 a year , to which 10 per cent Is added for each five years of service He has always the relative rank of a captain - tain of Infantry. After retirement lie re ceives three-fourths of the pay of that rank. No age limit restricts appointments. A clergjman may enter the service at the ace of C3 years and 11 months , retiring a few days later with the ranK and pay of a cap tain. It will be seen that n chaplain Is actually much better off than a line officer , Inasmuch as he does not have to go through long years of service for slow promotion. Uko a captain , he Is entltlid to commodi ous quarters at government expense , co"m- prising five rooms. NOT OBLIGED TO FIGHT. A chaplain In the army Is not obliged to fight under any circumstances. Ho hns no arms. His uniform Is a plain black frock coat buttoned to the neck with nine black h ? "i8' , U ls Preserved that the buttons shall bo In front ; to button the garment up b-hlnd would not be consistent with the regulation. . This , with a black hat , serves for both undress and full dress. The chaplain - lain has charge uf religious matters In gen eral nt the post where he Is stationed. He enters In a book all marriages , baptisms and funeials nt which he officiates. This book h a part of the records of the post , and Is regularly Inspected. In addition , he superintends the Instruction of enlisted men anu children at the post. He Is a school tcachci as well as a clergyman. It Is quite a , likely as not that the re- llgloui views of the army people at the post will not coincide with those of the chaplain In matters of detail governed by sectarian prejudice. His assignment to duty has no reference to that consideration. At a post where Presbyterian sentiment prevails a J : ? Priest may be on duty. However nobody who does not wish to do so Is obliged to attend divine service. Even the com mon soldiers and sailors of the United States con not be subjected to compulsion In this legird. Before the war pious commanding officers at certain forts compelled all non- chuich going soldiers to spend an hour or more every Sunday In listening lo the read ing of the regulations and articles of war This was In effect a punishment , and It has been done away with. Similarly , Ad miral Godon used to force sailors who did not attend divine service to toe a plank for awhile. An act of congress passed In 1838 created the office of "post chaplain and schoolmas ter. The appointee was neither enlisted nor commissioned. The pay attached to the position was raised from time to time until It reached $100 a month , to which .rations were added In 1SG7 congress made the chaplains commissioned officers , and cave them relative rank as captains. They are obliged to pass only a physical examina tion , but It Is required that they shall be icgnlurly ordained clergymen In good stand ing In their denominations. Young W. n. Springer , the congressman's son , wns or dained ns a Methodist minister two months ago. He Is 25 years old. For some time past he has been clerk of his father's com mittee on banking and currency In the house at $6 a day. THE NAVY PAUSON'S SNAP. An appointment as chaplain In the United States navy Is oven more desirable than In the nrmy. la IB likewise a life position , equally a slmcurc. and much better paid The naval clergyman during his first five years or service gets $2,500 per annum while at sen , $2,000 on shore duty , and $1,600 on leave. After five years he receives $2,800 at sea , $2,300 ashore , and $1,800 on leave. There is no further advance of salary. On being retired he draws for the rest of his life 75 per cent of his sea pay of $2,800 a year. It will easily be seen that these places nre among the most desirable in the gift of the government. There are twenty chaplains in the navy now. According to law- , the four oldt. . in the service have rela tive rank as captains , the next seven rank as commanders , the next seven as lieuten ant commanders or lieutenants , while the lest have no rank , The duties of a chaplain at sea nre by no means arduous. He must perform divine service on the ship at such times as the captain may prescribe ; also , he may be de tailed to duty on board of a vessel which has no regular chaplain , or at a naval hos pital or shore station. He Is permitted to conduct services according to the methods recognl/ed as proper by the church. At the same time , he must afford all facilities to other clergymen who may be allowed by the captain to visit tlio ship for the purpose of preaching or giving religious Instruction. If a Hebrew rabbi comes aboard with that ob ject In view , he must be welcomed. The chaplain may fo m Sunday school classes on board ship , vv.lh the captain's ap proval. He must not push his religious In struction where It Is not wanted , but he may proselytize privately as much as he likes. He Is required to visit ( he sick frequently. Under the direction ol the commanding officer ho supervises the teaching ol boys and sucli of the sailor men as desire to learn reading , wrl'lng ' , arithmetic and geography. He must report to the captain at the end of each week what has been taught and the progress made by each pupil. On shore stations he has often nothing to do. llcv. Mr , Henry B. Hlbben , lately deceased , waa on duty for a long time at the Washington navy yard. Having nothing else to occupy himself with , ho wns Instructed by the commandant to write a history of the yard. The -volume , which contains much interesting matter , will soon be published by congress. Every man on board of a modern war ship la supposed to be a fighter , The naval chap lain might be called upon by the commanding officer to pass ammunition or even to help in handling a gun. However , his duty would ordinarily be to aid tliewounded. . While performing divine service he wears the vest ments of his church. At other times he is clad In B uniform of black with shoulder straps' having crosses an part of their design. There are two Catholic priests In the navy. Tlie Bailers are largely Catholic , many of them being Irish , French and Italians. But no attention whatever is paid to such matters ) n the appointment of chaplains or their as signments to duty. It Is required that a can didate for ono of these positions shall not be under 21 yeara of age or over 35. The ex amination Is physical only. A MESSMATE NOT ALWAYS WELCOME. A chaplain on board chip takes his meals with the ward room mess. He may say grace before meat , If the officer who hap pens to be caterer does not object. It Is unfortunately a fact that chaplains as n rule are not -very popular In the navy. It U eailly understood that a clergyman fimH himself In rather an anomalous position among a lot of young officer * In the -ward room. Some of them are apt to bt more or leas ribald , and there. Is much of the merrl- mcnl In which a mjalatyr of tlie Ron pel can not -well Join Ort the ; other han < 1. to sit apart and look EolMrjY.ls not desirable A chaplain has been Hfowii to spoil all the lun of a miss , objecting lo smoking , and so causing the wllhrtrajntl of that prlvllcgd from the ward roonij by the captain. On the other hand , thtrr < are good fellows In this branch of the'service who take things as they nnd them , anil take ns Hrg * a part I' amusements on board and ashore as Is pjinltlcdto them bV the cloth they wear. Ihc percentage of Catholics among sillors In the United States navy Is gro-Uni ; rap idly less on account , ct this policy which now prevails of enlisting /Mucrlcn.ns , In preference to foreluiitTB. A visitor on one of our war ships Is astonished to , hear strange languages spoken by a majority df the blue jackets on board. Down nt Old Point Comfort the other day one Norwegian seamin belonging to the Mlantonomoh was heard to remark to one of his mates : "I saw him yump Into the yolly boat , Ynsus , what a yinnpl" Orthodoxy cuts no figure In the chap laincy business. No chaplain In the nnvy or army has ever been tried for heresy. There would seam to be no coed reason why women should not serve capably as army chaplains , but they are not possible In the navy. No woman Is allowed on board of a sea-go I HI ; ship of war , except as n visitor. When Farragut visited Guropa on the Wabash after the close of Hie rebellion , he could not take Mrs , Farragu { with him. She was obliged to cross the ocean on a mall steamer. A chaplain may be dismissed from the nrmy or navy like any other officer. Even the president of the United States , how ever , can not deprive him ot Ills commis sion without a court-martial As might be Imagined , Uncle Sam's chaplains have rarely got Into trouble. One of them was permitted to resign a few years ago on ac count of Immorality , which the secretary of war thought It undesirable to advcitlse by holding an open court and publishing the facts In general orders for the edification of the entire service. CHAPLAINS OF CONGKESS Congress cmplojs two chaplains. Each of them receives $900 a year , which Is fairly good pay for n short dally prayer during ses sions The chaplain of the house ot repre sentatives is Edward 13. Bagby. His pre decessor In that position , William II. Mil- burn , Is now chaplain of tlio senate. He Is blind , llev. Mr. Mllburn may be considered the most distinguished chaplain in the gov ernment service. He Is certainly the most famous. Though the place of chaplain of the house Is in politics , he kept It through changes of control In that body , partly on ac count of sympathy with his physical aflllctlon. Objection was sometimes made to his mlnls- tra'ion on the ground that his prayers occa sionally had a political basts , which was con sidered hardly fair. ISepresentntlves and senators in congress who are clergymen arc Invited now and then to offer prayer , relieving the regular chap lain ot that duty. Senator Kyle and Dr. Everett are examples , Any clerical relative of a senator or representative who may hap pen to be In Washington at any time Is opt to be Invited to officiate , as a matter of com pliment , The father of Mr. Dolllver did so only recently. It has been frequen'ly proposed that chap lains In the army and navy should be done away with. U Is charged that they are of no practical use and that their places are sine cures which would be best abolished. How ever , the weight of public opinion seems' to Incline to the conclusldn that the twin serv ices are rather godless any way , and are none the worse for a little religious supcr- vlslon. CAPITOt fcRANKS. Oncci OotiliiBos Unit f.iiltur In tlio Corridor uf the IllRf JUill.llnu. There Is a certain s.pcles of mankind In Washington , eays Jlip Post , that Is as closely intertwined with the jlolngs at the capltol as certain creepers With the forest oak. They thrive o > 'v ' in the atmosphere of the big bulldlngj Uey are fouifd nowhere cUe. No body knows iuw they eke out an existence , and npbody p tlfularly cares They are , there day In and dayrout , osclllattng between the house and senate doors like ra shuttle cock. " The typical genius of the corridor , the waiter at the lobby doors , supports gravely the dignity of a departed gentility , wears a well biushed coat , white vest and sometimes natty overgalters that bear a remote re semblance In color to his faded trousers , and cover a pair of polished shoes. His whole bearing Is one of elegant neglect , a semi-artistic or literary nlr , marked by the luster ot his Intelligent eyes , the confusion of his hair , ihe delicacy of his hands , the care less tying of his cravat. He talks cntranc- Ingly , with a dash of levity , of cynicism , in his conversation. One Is never sure whether he Is serious or quizzing. Evidently he Is a man who waa patted en the back In his youth with a prediction , and was side tracked somewhere In the mighty steeple chase , and has never been able to get right. His levity sounds like the mockery of shat tered hopes. Pride deters him from ac knowledging his own mistakes. The whole ruck of humanity has tramped past him and left him standing by the wayside In cynical solitude , a miserable jester casting his jibes after the rushing multitude. Ho thinks he Is n great man unrecognized , unappreciated. Soma day , he fancies , for tune will hand him over an opportunity on a silver plate and send him speeding to hla goal with a benevolent slap on the back. Then , he thinks , lie will show the world what a mistake It has made In not drawing him out of his obscurity long ago. If you talk with him five minutes you de tect the crank that moves the machinery of his existence. His mind U a beehive of fantastic visions , of startling , kaleidoscopic enterprises and misdirected alms. He Is simply a large picture book for Juveniles done In cardinal colors , HE SAW A GHOST. Looked Like Ono to the Knglncrr and He Stopped tlio Tnilii. Mapleton. on the sea beach road to Coney Island , X. Y , , has a ghost. The ghost was first noticed by a train load of excursion ists returning at midnight on Thursday after a day's jollity at Coney Island The train had just reached the spot where Miss Baring committed suicide on Monday morning when the spirit appeared. Superintendent Loske of the Sea Beach road , who was riding In the cab of the engine , first noticed U. He called Engineer Mallon's attention to It , and the train was quickly brought to a standstill. In the language of Superintendent Lasko , "It was tall and shadowy like. It had the ap pearance of s substance gradually melting Into a filmy white rtothing , and seemed to be covered with a long white filmy veil. Two seconds after I S TT l ( , " said Mr. Laske , "It began moving ove'r toward the railroad track. It moved slowly , Having Us long , draped arms. I could md/Mstlnctly , as we approached preached near , that ft motioned to us , ges ticulating as one .would do trying to stop a train. Engineer Maljon then saw It. He be gan to blow his thistle with a succession cf sharp toqts and put on brakes. The thing did not get out 'tit.tJTe . way , though It was careful to avoid Oie neadllght , and the train was brought to a 'standstill. Just as the train stopped the tiling glided off the track nnd skimmed along toward the woods , all the time gesticulating as if motioning some one to follow. " tn fii III * Tli u j < > IUaiitnitccl. Washington StAiMft'And you would pre fer to have me J jltr. you less frequently , " lie said. Jtl t "Yes , " she answe/red. / "Father objects to my receiving so muthcompany. . " "And you won'L wear my engagement ring ? " . - , . "No. Father objects to my receiving presents from young men. " "And you decline to meet me occasionally at the front pate ? " "Yes. Father has just purchased a bull dog. you know. " IIU face took on a , shadow of deep an noyance , "It Is as I feared , " he muttered. "The country la going alt wrong through too much paternalism. " Iliivr .lolly ) Eh ! who said that7 The answer is as prompt as the question from the dear chap- pin who ha& checkmated the rheumatism with Hosteller's Stomach Dltteri , unequalled aa well for dyspepila , liver complaint , Inic- tlvlty of the bovvcla or kldneye , nervousness , lack of vitality , appetite or sle p. Uie the great tonic and you. will be ultimately happy If DOW afflicted. fIVFS PMVF1KAI RFMFF VllMJU LlU V IjlVOilh IlLwhllvl Pomovnl of tbo Ta-iff Obstacle from tbo Path of ml strial P.o resa. RLVIVAL ON DROAD \ AND STAr.L BASIS Puunil mid llciillliy timdlllmi of Afrulr * Wilt Nmv Supplant tha IJoitbt and L'llCLTtnlllty Of Ilio lUSt I'lftcou .MuniIn. NKW YORK , Alig , -Henry Clews , head of the banking house of Henry Clews A. Co. , writes of the situation In Wall Ml eel : ' The past week has ufToided u fair speci men of the sort of effects the end of tariff suspense has In store for Wull street. The feeling Is that of universal relief from a universal obstruction. The v\ay hns been opened to a resumption of tiadc nnd enter prise In every direction , and In ull Interebts there Is a disposition to resume upcratlons on something approaching a normal ncalc. Thiiro nrc no longer nny great feius , nor any reasons for timidity , overhanging the miulcets. In every branch of trade Blocks of merchandise arc In n starved condition ; and the reasons which have tor llftocii months cnu cd buvers to pursue- policy of haiul-to-muuth supply ntu dlsappeailng. As a rule , prices of merchandise aie unprece- dcntly law. so that if the purchasing abil ity of conmuiKra has been lessened , that difficulty Is oiTbct by u prupoitlonate ic- ductlon In the costs of living- and In the amount of outjajs at large Cicdlts , ns n rule , arc In a bound and wholesome condi tion , so that the merchant who ilc'slies 10 enlarge his stock nnd eMend his tinde can have UH > needful tlmu facilities , and at ex ceptionally low ratts of Interest. 'These conditions ceitalnly lay the basis for a sound anil healthy icvlvnl of business. There Is In the Intrinsic state of affairs little to suggest misgivings ns to thc > future ; thete IM , on the contnuy , much calculated to establish confidence In a continuous , steady , stable and conservative course of ti.ide. The count ! y Inn luirned some seri ous lessons , and therefore Ii disposed to be sober , but It Is also veiy hungry for more trade and better piolltH , and Is thciofuic disposed to turn to active account i-verv chance for Improving both. Kor the last four jears the peiciptlon of n coming change in our tat Iff policy has had n niou1 repressing effect upon enterprise than Is generally supposed , and thu fact that that change hus come nt last , with little prot- peut of its being much disturbed for tome \eara to come , piepnres the wnv for many lone postponed undertakings. The fact of the common cheapness of materials and or the quite general reduction of vvngeii has n very direct tendency to Invite revival In certain Important branches of trade , es pecially those connected with building , machine plant , public Improvements nnd railroads. How far the reduced scale ot prices and the exemption of law materials from duty .rsy enable us to Increase our export trade remains to be seen ; In the meantime , however. It is n hopefully hlgnlll- cant fact that last year's reduction in values wns attended by an Increase In out exports of 138,000,000 , as compared with the year 1802-3 "The lecovery that now seems to bo pet ting In is something broider than a icvlval from the effects of last je.ir's panic. That crisis , though immediately Incident to tin- great silver fright , embraced ale the effects of the deeper derangements that set In with the great Barings pusptnslon , nnd of which that failure was but a sjmptom. Those de rangements wore laigely In the nature of over-production , over-speculation , ovcr-tiad- Injr , nnd were vvoihl wide In their Influence , and their effects still continue In the pci- ststcnt depression of tiado In every Euro pean nation If the lecovory fiom these four sears ot reaction first makes its ap pearance In the United Stutos , It Is nothing more than might be expected fiotn the greater resiliency of our resomccs , nml from the fact that-we have been less In timately connected with the disturbing causes than have other countries It Is rea sonable to hope , however , that lec very on this side the Atlantic will tend to stlmuHte improvement on the other hide ; and thus It may quite possibly linppn Hint the foreign markets , both commerclnl and financial , will respond to the Impiovlng tendency in our own "The foregoing arc the sort of conditions "lind prospect1) ) that nro looming tip to the vision of Wall stieet observer' , nnd It can not be questioned that they are producing a very decided impression upcn the con fidence and expectations of Investors and hpeculntlve operators. The 'bears' have retired Into their lairs , nnd buying hns ex tended b > yond the Industtlal stocks to which it has been so largely conllncd. and has be come general on the railroad list. Prom the number of now bujcis that are appear ing It seems likely that the recovery may nm Into a considerable and sustained ad vance in pi ices , even be ) end tint which hns been already realised. There Is n lanrc amount of Idle funds Ij Ing around in all di rections , for which the owners have not yet found permanent souices of employment , and this capital Is now comlns into the market for transient investment In secur ities -which arc considered good for n. rise. This is a solid pource of support for the new tendencv ; and it seems likely to be continued for pome time , the more HO he- cause the interest obtainable in other wnys still continues unsatisfactory. Under these circumstances , we cannot hesitate to com mend the market lo our friends ns one fa vorable for buying on all pronounced reac tions. " LONDON MON1IY MAKKKT. American ItalUvuy Sciurltlrn Strong at MlllhtlV A < lMim'c < l I'r : c . LONDON.Aug. 2 . The fact that the stock of gold and the reserve again touched record figures In the returns of the Hank of England' counteracted the tendency to dimness In the money market exhibited last week and the rates are made at tlielr lowest point. The silver market fluctuated accord ingly , as It was thoiiRlit the chances of war In the cast would create a demand. Amer ican holders took full advantage ot this speculative rise. The Stock exchange mar ket continued strong , considering the hmall business of the holiday season The strength of American railway securities helped to support the other speculative markets. Tlie bad weather affected home railway secur ities less than mlKht have been expected , while prices In all the other departments reached a higher level with a , likelihood of steady Improvement. German consols were In great request for Investment. There were sharp changes In Mexicans , which , utter touching 03 , were freely offered from Germany on rumors of a contem plated reduction In the Interests. With the exception of Lake Shore , which advanced 0 per cent , the rise In American secuil.les was less marked th n It was last week , owing to considerable realizations. Milwaukee rose 1 % , nnd North ern Pacific nnd Heading 1 each. The other changes were fractional. Grand Trunk of Canada was firm , but Canadian Paclllc was down 1H. WIIKAT AUVANCnu bl.ICItrl.Y. Slight Shortage In Offcrlngi Cuu c n Stiffening In Vnln 8. LONDON , Aug. ! 6 The weather ha-3 been excessively wet and has done damage to the crops , but it has had but a small effect on the market. Wheat during the past week has been firm , especially white , which was "d dearer , owing to the small number of offerings. Tied wheat was In demand for France , but United Kingdom buyers wtie reserved , owing t full supplies in prospect. The parcel business was quiet and spot -was dull , lied winter parcel , piompt delivery , new crop , was quoted < \t 20s Cd. Flour was dull ; sellers were plentiful ; buyers were scarce. Maize waa firm nnd slow. The prospects of a short crop hail little effect at present. American maize wns not offered , llarley was steady and nlovv , with a full supply. Oats were freely offered , but found slow sale. - VAOKI.Lcr.ici.'Ai. . VICLD. Kstlmnta of tlio Condition of Grain lu the Vnrioui Ciiuntrle * of tlio World. VIENNA , Aug. M.-The International grain and seed market will open here to morrow. Estimates of Euiopean crops , compared with those of 1S93 , will be given ns follows : Austria , -wheat 100 ; rye , 95 ; barley , 88 ; ontn , DC. Hungary , wheat , 03 ; rye , 1 J ; barley , 01 ; oats , 88. Germany , wheat , 107 ; rye , 95 ; barley , 107 ; oats , 105. France , wheat , 120 ; rye , 113 ! ; barley , 100 ; oatH , 115. Great Urltnln. wheat , 107 ; rye , none ; barley , 100 ; oats , 105. icussla , wheat , 82 ; rye , ! )7 ) ; barley , 97 ; oats , W Moldavia , wheat , S7 ; rye , 90 ; barley , SO ; oats , 80. Wallachla , wheat , 07 ; rye , C4 ; barley , 40 ; oats , EO. The Indian wheat crop Is esti mated at 6.020,000 tons. The American wheat crop Is placed at 390.000,000 bushels , and corn at 1,000,000,000 bushels. UllMarkKli. OIL CITY. Ta. , Aur , 2 . National Train It cerllncatei ppenrd nt toH ; highest. SO' , ; lowc'el , lOTi. cloird , SOli , thlpmenls. t. $ > 2 bbl . . rum , 35 nt tll . I'lTThHUItU. 1'a. , Aus. -Nation * ! Tranult c -rlHcuteu | oprned at 80JobeU , 10 % , highest. 80 % ; loWent. 8D > , no fale . _ _ v l _ _ _ v Thought III * rrlrnct WH a UIUI Cat. HOT SPRINGS , S. D. , Auj. 20-Special ( Telegram to The Bee. ) William 0. He-flu * wan accldenfly uliot through the body and Instantly Killed by Kills ( "ornett while huntIng - Ing three miles coulli n ( town today Ho wns moving .1 round the bushes and wait mis taken by his companion for n wild cut. Ilon i wns slitRle , IS jcarg ot ngo aiM bns lived la-re nbout five years. The coroner's jury exonerated Cornell from all blflinc. IHHtSl : T U.K. D-rby day nt the linrncsi rare meetings U getting lo bo quite ns popular ns a derby day with the bang-tailed jumpers. Minne apolis .Saglnavv , lluffnlo nnd Detroit have had derby d.ivs this season , nnd tlie North western Hi seders association meeting at \Vashlnglon park , Chicago , was opemd with a , two-mile derby dash race for trotters. This race was for the 2 25 class * IIO BS and the purse was J2.000 The publlu pinned Its faith and big greenbacks on Hilly ! % but , us In many former cases , their judgment was not good , for the race was won by .Monctte , blk. in , , by Monon , dun Dosk.i , by Woodford Mnmbrino. Ihc time for the two miles wns 1 15. the first Icing traveled In 2-24 ahd the second In 2 21. It was n horse race clear around the track both times , and for a mile nnd a half II looked as If Dan Mack was going to win , but he wns driven out of wind und strength nnd had hard work to lind In fifth place. These derb > s bring out the bottom tom of nny horse , nnd n derby Cor the faster class horses might bring about a revulsion In favor of the long-winded horses against the swift steppers of n single mile. The long-vilnd"d horses are certainly the most preferable for general utility. * I h That horse IMmllco , who stands ns the only horse which has beaten Azote ( his season , has quite a record on the turf nnd is one of the most valuable ot the campaigners. He came right out of the stud In June , tills year , nnd beat such speedy nags as Lord Clinton and Itylaud T , and since then has been cirrlng oft good money In nil events In wlilch he has Ijecn nominated. I'mnllco wns bred by C. U Westcott ot Talr Haven , Vt. , and foiled In 1SS3. Ho waa got by Meander (2.2Gi ( ) , whoso sire was Uelmont , by Alex anders Abdallih , and whose dam wns Ml- nervn ( dam of Nugget , 2:207 : ; ) , by Pilot , Jr The dam of I'amllco was Birthday , by Daniel Lambert , second dam ( the dam of IJclle Franklin , 2 2S'i ' ) , by Hlacl.stonc , son of Rysdvk's Hambletonlnn. In January , 18S7 , Pamltco , then a year-old , was purchased by W. 1' . noteholder of Unlc-lfih. N. C. , for $100. In 1S90 , when f > vcars old , hs was started in twelve races , got first money in seven , second In three , and third In two. His winnings In stakes and purs s that season aggregated fS.SSO , and he went into winter quarters with a record of 2 16 % During the season of 18U1-9J IMmllco wai Kept for stock pur poses and did nol start In nny races. In the spilng of 1893 Mr. Uatclieldcr sold a half Interest In him for something like $ S,000 cash lo Mr. Spurr of Lcxlugion , Ky , where the horse made n season In the stud , after which he was cimpaigned. He was started that season In thlitcci races ; won fi-st money In eight , second In one. third In two , fourth In one , and failed to get any ptrt of the money in one. Dlrcctutn was driven a mile In 2 OS',4 on Thursday aftcinuon at Chicago. Hlckok Is fitting this grpat horse for the race of his life at Mystic park , ulicn he starts against Arlon , Kreinc.ln , Nelson and Mctructte in the great ? 1G,000 stake race nett month. Dlrectum nnd Allx now have the samct record , 2:05W. * Prank Again , b g , by Mllccgan , a 4-year- old , won tlie 2:11 : class pacing race at Lan sing on Thursday nnd traveled the fast heat In 2,10'/i. lowering the track record of 2:11' , made by Howdy Joe Krnnk Again ib thought to bo a very promising colt , and the northerners think he will be one of the record breakers next year. * Hal Orndcn , the prldo of the Village Tarm stiblcs , had his colors lowered by the MIs- tourl horse , John H. Gentry , In Chicago on Thursday afternoon in n lively fight In the 2 OS class pace. Online nnd Hefleclor wore in tills , race , but they finished third and fourth , respectively. Hal Itraden went to the post a hot favoiltp nml no one Imagined tea "moment : that lie Avould be beaten , but Gentry captured the flrst two hents In 2.07'i each , in game finishes , while Online nnd Re flector alternated positions for third place. In the final heat Gentry captured the purse in 2OSl,4 and Onllno managed to wrest third money from Reflector. Hal Flradcn wns .in easy second In all three heats , but the flrst two heats took nil his strength and he could not finish btrong. Robert J took the wind out of Joe Patch- en's sails In their $5,000 match race at Washington park Trlday nfteinoon , and for tlie first time the big pacer was unqualifiedly beaten to a standstill and could not make a good pace maker for Robert In the suc ceeding heats. It was a race and the three heats were paced In the average time of 200 , the fastest consecutive- heats ever paced on any track. These horses have been rivals all this ) car nnd both have been looked upon ns horses able to break Mascot's record of 2 01 before the close of this season. The owners of these horses have striven to beat each other , and finally they ngieed tea a matched race between the animals for $2,500 a side. The horses were in fine fix fo- fast driving and when their drivers got the word both animals seemed to realize the Importance of winning. Llko two well ad justed machines the speedy sldew heelers set off at a tremendous stride and went to th" > half , ncck rnd ncck. In 1:02. : The crowd thought that the world's record would bo smashed as the animals passed the three- quarters post In a 2.03 gall , but the pace had been too rapid for Joe I'atchen and as he sloped up it was seen that Robert J as good as had the race won. The first heat was recorded In 2 05 , and Robert went under the wire under a strong pull. The other two heats were paced In 2'06'/4 each , making the time for the three miles 0:18. : As Robert J never was crowded in this race , horsemen are beginning to Inquire how fast he really can go a mile. Those who witnessed him beat Joe Patchen predict that ho will beat 2,04 before the close of the season , NO TIME BUT TO EAT. Jnformutlon from the Ilnlcl Clerk Slug- gerx tlio Arl.u'is.iiis A tall , grizzly man , wearing a broad- brimmed slouch Iiai of a muddy yellow color , and big , wide breeches tucked In the high tops of his matblve boots , tramped across the tiled floor of the Lacledc rotunda and stopped before the marble-topped counter , from behind which Colonel Tom Prltchard gave a cheery greoilng , says the St. Louis Republic. The tall , grizzly man said he was from Red Dog , Ark. , and he looked like It when , with Ills eon , he arrived at the Laclcde. "Me an' Dill jlst come In this mornln' with a cjar of hawgs , an' wo 'lowed we'd come In frum the stock yarda t'other side the river nnd see the sights , " said the tall , grizzly man as he shook hands with Colonel I'rltchard. "Whut's the cheapest room ) e o'n give jlst like ye have ycrse'f Is good enough fer us tu. Kh. 1)111 ) ? " Hill nodded his head with pantomimic ap proval and Colonel Prltchard gave the In formation that the cheapest room he had for two was $5 a day. "By gee ! That's mighty steep ! " remarked the tall , grlz/ly man. "Th' tavern down ut Red Dog on'y charges $1 a day , nut I reckon , beln' as we're hyar , we'll ' go th' whole havvg. Eh , UIU ? " Dill's head nodded agin with pantomimic assent and the old man aekcd Colonel Prltchard : "What time Is meals , ready ? " "Breakfast from 7 to 10 a. m , , dinner from 12:30 to 2 p. in. and supper from 6 to 9 p. in , , " replied Colonel Pritclmrd. The old man was as silent as a ghost for about a minute and then he exclaimed ; "Gosh a'mlghty , Ulll , we can't see any sights ! We won't have no time to do nuthln' but eat ! " A ruble. Detroit Tribune : Once upon a lime on Ass donned a lion's skin and brayed with as close a simulation of a roar ashe could com mand. The multitude wns on to him and gave him the laugh. Dut the Four Hundred -Aera Impressed and deferred to him. "Oh , mamma , " the latter cried. "Out , " expostulated the multitude , "that animal Is not a lion " "He Is good enough lion for us , " rejoined tbo four Hundred. Thus arose the genua kuonn aa the ( Social Lion , IRRICAIISC ARID LANDS Wyoming 3n Condition to Immediately Take Advantage of tbo Govorurnont Eonnt ; . PLENTY OF WATER FOR THE PURPOSE If 1'ii.hc.l to CoiupltlliMi Ilio Uiirk Mllf I'riMldo llninri far Two Hundred Jhommul 1'tiiplr \o than fur ] ipciitiitnr9. HI ! , Wjo. Aug. I6.-Speclal ( to The IKe.-8eimtor ) Joseph SI. Carey Is home from Washington nnd will not return to the national capital until the next ses sion of congress convenes. The tcnntor la cnJojIiiK good health and roadlly consi-nted. to discuss the leglnntlon ! of the present coiigiess , Ho said that there would be no more Itglslatlon this session , excepting In the wn > of correcting oirors In the tariff bill , HerntorCaicy h much gialined that he baa boon .ible to get so much legislation favor able to W > omlng through congress nt thin session. He considers his greatest achieve ment Is the passagoxof the law grunting to. the ni Id states , under certain provisions. 1,003,000 acres ot land. Much good will come toV > omlntr from this legislation. ' \\jomliig already has a constitutional „ ' ! ! ? "uihorlr | W 'lie ' legMnture to ne- uiid Iniuls any that may be doimtul , , - , " at tc l > r , the gouTiimcnl for the purpose of reclamation ami settlement. riils , said the stmitor , "gives Wyomlnir I'iS ? nnitnBV 0cr otllcr "Pstcrn states null puts us In shape to lake advantage of the aw OM ioon us the legulatlons for the. transfer are miido by tlu- Interior Oeruru inunt \\aslilngton. . 'J he law piovldes , % Tliuio Is no chance fur speculation in , the land , for the state legislature I * nt liberty to make such laws us It mav ilecra proper In reference to the conditions to be fiillillul. Title to t iiu land will only be Bl\on to ititunl settlers in qu.uilltleii of ICO. ntits each. The state may take hold or the woik of reclamation Itself or may make a contract \\lth Individuals to build , -WHicH and cantilw for recimmlng thi > lamU 'Vc ftre forluimU'ly situated In , , , Wyo- mliiK. W ° hnve more water than any othi-r 2r.yic "estP" > states. Colorado hus but . ( W.iWJ ncies of land under ditch , > et the- value of her agricultural products are worth double the output of her mines Wyoming ; can easily utlilre the I.OOO.oou ncrcs ceded to her under tlu > law. Tin- settlement or tjint amount of land would add a popula- t on of 200000 people to the state. It Is not. the Intention of the law for the states to , make nny money out ot the sale or the land ; the great end to be accomplished , belnjr the settlement of the lands now noth ing but barren wastes" The Tort lirklgcr military reservation In Sttoutwater county hns b ° en thrown open to , settlement , releasing about 100,003 acres or land. Skim tor Carey suUl that he looked for 0 revival of business hlnce the tariff leglsla tlon hud been settled. Anj thing , he said , was better thnu uncertainly. He said that. In the east the general opinion prevailed tlmt not a single noi thorn Plate would bo. found In the democratic column In tho- coming election. Tl. < > only public building appropriation. made at this serBlon of congress went , through with the law for thebelter gov ernment of the Yellowstone National park. It was a $3,000 appropriation for an olllce. for the commissioner Senator Carey waa Klvcn assuiance , hov.ovpi , that the $100,000. appropriation for n public building In Chuy- emie would go through at the next session , of congress. _ _ BON PLA.YB "JDE POKAH. " ( Jltlng Ills ColleuKiu-t l cl < Alnrket Tlpi. and imidlnc tlio Winiilnjifi. Senator Cameron , who Is BO serious and. unapproachable at almost all times In public * Is one of the gajest of men In the private- circle of his ovui choosing , and Ills house , ac cording to a correspondent , has been the- scene of some of the liveliest poker playing In , Washington. Ho Is also one of the sena torial circles which meets at a private hotel there and plajs a stiff game two or- three times a week. One or two of the men , In this /aine / are too poor to play poker. Butler of South Carolina , who Is Just now- making a lively fight against Tillman In the hope of succeeding himself , Is one of these- poor poker plajcis poor In more senses than. one. Vest of Missouri , who Is one of the , liveliest of the boys when on a senatorial spree and one of the most crabbed and dis agreeable of men at all other times , is an other of 4he poker crowd. Vest lived for many jears In a little frame cottage on Capitol tel Hill , with the sergeant-at-arms of the. senate , and he was so poor that he said he could not afford to keep house here. But Vest could afford to play J50 limit and lose. Cameron has always had more money than. he could spend. Of course , ho could not give money to his fr'eiids. ' Vest and Butler : nut , wlln his knowledge of the stack market ( secjnd only to that of Senator Quay ) ho- could give them points ofalue and put them Into deals which he knew would b profitable. The result was to make good. the money these men had lost at poker ami to keep them In the game. And as Vest la a good storyteller nnd Butler always a Jovial companion , Mr. Cameron found his reward : lu their society. The I lorn ml Toail. "One of the strangest species of anlmat life J ever came In contact with , " said Prof. E C. Sawyer of Philadelphia to the Globe- Democrat at the Southerly last evening , "ia the horned toad , which Is quite common la Arizona and New Mexico. These animals. are somewhat larger than the uiminon toada. which Infest our lawns and gardens , and are found In large numbers on the sandy plalna of the southwest , They are strange looklnc little creatures , and their name Is derived from the fact that three projections like horns stick straight out from the top of their heads. The most curious feature about these toads Is the habit they have of appar ently spurting blood from their eye-s when , disturbed. An old hunter who had lived la that locality all his life told me that It was not really blood that these creatures spurted forth , but a liquid resembling It , and that It caino from llttlo orifices just above and be hind the e > es. He also told mo that thla liquid had a stupefying effect upou ou covered with It. " When Baby was rick , l gave her CastonA When slio was a Child , eha cried for Oastoria. When sha became Miss , she clung to Castoria. \ fian che had Children , she cave them 0 istori. We Have Corn WHEAT AND OATS FOR SALE IN CAR LOAD LOTS. Write or wire us for prices , 1O II. cars , Oiiinlm , or delivered at your ht.itlon. Telephone 218. Omaha Elevator Co. OMAHA. . V. WOOD Cai rci > on < tcnt jar Ki illicit , Ifojiltln * C Co. Cliltau" , Grain and Commission Broker Private wire to Chlcneo und Now York , Toli'phonu iSo. 010 , OFFICE-ROOM 15. BARKER BLOX WM. LOTTDON. Commission Merchant Grain and Provisions. 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