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TxKClmrlt , fcrotnry of Tlio UP * I'- ' rnnttinnr. lioltii ? duly Mvnrn , MJ' < tnnl tjie ncliml nutiiW of full nnil complpl" conies of Tn Dally MnrnljiR , Hvrnlnit nml Humlny lleo printed ilurlns the month of Mnrch. 1831 , wns ns fol lows : 1 . > { ' " " " > 17 . M.S.u 2 . 22.7 ! IS 3 . 2J.XT1 13 < . * 21.irii ) VI . . . ! . -52 6 . 22.1-2 21 . 2' , 1 ( t 22.371 22 22. 7 22.2IH 2.1 2A2.17 * 22.117 21 22,011 9 22.213 10 22,72.1 20 2J2.V ) II ZI.O.'i 27 22..T17 12 2. ,2fi 23 22.211 13 22.178 20 22.271 14 22IH7 SO 22.M1 11 22.212 Jl 22,971 16 22,333 Totnl 700,20 rpai rrilnclloMH for minoM nnil returned coplc.i 15719 Totnl until C8I.BV ) Dnlly im-niBa net circulation 22,032 Hiiiidny. or.onoi : n. Tzscitrcic. Htvorn to lipfore mo nml mibucrlbcd In my pres ence thin 3.1 day of April. 1st I. N. I' . rim. , Notnry Public. Now la the time to do your tree-planting for tills year. Senator Hll will not be the only drmo- cratlc senator to punch holes In the proposed tariff bill. Senator IIII1 ought to repeat his tariff speech by special request before the lower house of congress. There nro several lines out for the posi tion of nisfstant district attorney , but un fortunately only ono hook can catch the fish. The activity of petty thieves and burglars docs not Indicate that the criminal classes have cither respect or fear for our valiant detective force. Senator Morrlll of Vermont deserves a place on the retired list as a birthday pres ent from the government which ho has served so long and faithfully. April appears to bo trying to see how many different kinds of weather It can produce In different parts of the country at one and the same time. Yet people In this vicinity have no cause to complain of their treatment so far. Revivals after financial crises always go by fits and starts. It Is the general ten dency that tells. All competent observers ngreo that the general tendency , despite particular obstacles , Is now toward renewed Industrial prosperity. The salaried men of the Union Pacific road have plausible grounds upon which to base their claims for a restoration of pay. There Is no reason why they should bo com pelled to continue to bear the brunt of the railroad's misfortunes. The maximum rate law has been held up In the federal courts nearly n year by mere preliminary proceedings. At the present rate of progress , how many decades v/111 elapse before the case Is finally decided by the United States supreme court ? Every few days brings reports of newly ap pointed receivers for more Insolvent railroads. If the courts continue to give the Insolvent roads additional advantages over the solvent roads the privately managed railroad will soon bo the exception Instead of the rule. The coming national convention of the Ancient Order of Hibernians will make the people of Omaha feel more than over the need of a largo auditorium capable of accom modating n great concourse of people. Such a building would enable Omaha to bid suc cessfully for dozens of national convorulons each year. Omuha ought to have an audi torium In the very near future. Tlio Railway Employes association has had nothing to say throughout the tempes tuous days of the past month. The voices of Its leaders have not oven been heard In behalf of a restoration of pay of salaried employes of the Union Pacific. A few of Its leaders , however , are traveling over-the state plugging up holes In railroad candi dates for next fall's campaign. About the time those New York million aires are authorized by the state legislature to open their proposed philanthropic pawn shop people will havu ceased putting arti cles In pawn and will begin to redeem the pledges upon which they borrowed money at ruinous rates of Interest. The million aire pawnbrokers may possibly be ready for business before the next great financial depression arrives. Senator Martin wants congress to pass n bill providing for the retirement of federal judges on full pay whenever they find thorn- solves physically or mentally Incapacitated for judicial duties. Very well ! Hut how about senators who are Incapacitated from senatorial duties ? Inaugurate a rule that compels them to resign as boon aa they are tinablo to attend to tholr legislative work , nnd some of them would have to resign the moment they secure tholr certificates of elec tion. Encouraged by the example of Dank- wrecker Mosher , Dankwrecker Ilaughoy of Indianapolis , who almost equalled the for mer's exploits so far as getting away with other people's money U concerned , has like wise pleaded guilty on a few of the counts In the Indictment brought against him and will rely upon the mercy of the court for a. short sentence. As the minimum sentence Is five years Imprisonment ho will not be ublo to discount Mosher In the matter of getting oft easy , The Jenkins Investigating committee- ought to gtvo us the full factn at the bottom of that famous Injunction. U It Is disclosed that there weru undue Influences ut worker or that the judge > \as led Into signing the Injunctlonal order by any nrtlflcu or trick such mutters ought to bo taken Into con sideration by the court to which mi appeal Is to bo taken In the case. The Investiga tion has not been Instituted to persecute Judge Jenkins , but to got at the real his tory ot the proceedings In bis court. T1IK HOAItD MffiT SHOW ITU HAND. Right montliR after the time when the transfer switch law was supposed to have none Into operation and six months after the filing ot petition ! for relief from the penal ties provided by that law the State Hoard of Transportation finally gives Its first decision upon the questions thus raised. This 'deci sion Is against the railroads and In favor ot enforcing the law. Wo do not BCD how It could possibly have been different under the circumstances. Had It come months ago , or oven within a reasonable period from the data when the penalties for neglecting to con struct the switches called for began nomin ally to rccrue , the pcoplo might have been Impressed with the Idea that the board was doing all In Us power to bring the recusant railroads to time. Out from the very begin ning the board has conveniently played Into the hands of the railroad attorneys and has assisted them In every way In the policy of dolay. The whole proceedings have been ono grand farce from start to finish. A careful reading of the transfer switch law shows that the In tention of the legislature was to compel the railroads to construct switches at all common points on their lines within this state , and to enable shippers to send goods by the shortest route between the points of destination on a through way bill at rates no higher than the sum of the two or more locals. Only In case the construction ot such switches should bo found to bo "unusually burdensome , " and therefore unjust nnd unreasonable , was the state board authorized to relieve the rail roads from the performance ot their duty at those particular points. A fair construction of the statute would require the railroads to prove by affirmative testimony that they were entitled to relief. Hut what has been the proceedings of the board In these cases ? Instead of taking up ono case at a time nnd promptly arriving at a decision on the llrst one , It commenced by announcing that It would secure testimony on all of the eighty odd cases that were filed before It would con sider the equities ot any ono case. Only after having frittered away four or live months ot precious time did it at last become convinced that It had adopted a wrong plan and deter mine to pursue two cases to a decision with out delaying longer. But even In these cases at Schuyler and at O'Neill It acted on the theory that It was Incumbent upon the board to prove that the construction of transfer switches would not bo unjust and unreason able. It thus accommodated the railroads by shifting the burden of proof from their shoul ders to Us own. Yet , oven laboring under this disadvantage , It was forced to decide ad versely to the claims of the railroads In volved. Now the railroads propose to prolong the farce If they can. They wish to evade the law , nnd If they cannot acccompllsh their object ono way they are ready to turn to another. Having accepted the benefits of the law so far as It permitted them to apply to the State Hoard of Trans portation for relief from the burdens , they now threaten to attack the constitutionality of the law and to delay Its enforcement still further by appealing to the courts. There Is no provision of law authorising an appeal from the decision of the board just rendered , but there Is one way of speedily terminating the farce. The law indicts a penalty of not less than $50 nor more than J500 for every day that any rail road company neglects or refuses to com ply with Its provisions , and authorizes the suit to bo brought In any court of compe tent jurisdiction. If the State Hoard of Transportation Is In earnest In this matter it should not lose a day in prosecuting the law-defying railroad companies. The board must now show Us hand and nt once force the Issue before the supreme court. Let us know whether the - laws or the railroads govern the people ot this state. ItAlSK TIIK TAX. VALUATION. Everyone acknowledges that there Is ab solutely no excuse for the fictitious valua tions of real and personal property made by assessors under our absurd system of taxa tion. These ridiculously low valuations do the city of Omaha Incalculable Injury. They create a false Impression abroad. They present a hugo obstacle to securing the In vestment of foreign capital In this city. They prevent the city from Incurring additional municipal debts. They necessitate a tax rate that unexplained would Indicate un bearable burdens of taxation. They foster Incesssant deception and perjury. They keep every citizen of Omaha busy explaining their purely fictitious character. They servo to cover up tax shirking and Inequali ties In the assessments , and above all they are In direct violation of the law. It has been suggested that the reason thcso abuses arc tolerated Is because thereby a limit Is bet to the amount of the tax levy that can bo Imposed by the state , county and city authorities ; that property Is al ready bearing all the burdens "It can sup port , nnd that the only way to have the tax valuation raised Is to first limit the power of taxation possessed by these authori ties. "Say to the city council that tax levies for city purposes shall be only one-half of the present levy and you will soon see that the assessors will double the valuation of the property they assess. " As If such a procedure would not effectually destroy the very objects which It Is hoped to obtain frfim an Increased tax valuation. What are these objects ? First , to raise the limit ot Indebtedness , and thus to enable the city to undertake needed works of pub lic Improvement. Hut how can wo Incur additional Indebtedness without Imposing ad ditional tuxes to defray the Interest upon the money borrowed ? Second , to remove the false Impression created by our absurd valu ation , Hut how will a further restriction ot the power of taxation persuade the assessors to obey the law any better than they now do ? What assurance does It offer that the valuation will bo Increased 1 cent ? Third , to give the city moro revenue Irani a smaller tax rate. This Is ono ot the legitimate ob jects ot raising the tax valuation. A pro gressive city must have constantly In creasing resources at Its command. Cut the legal limit ot city taxes one- half without providing a new system of assessment and the great abuse ot our pres ent system will only bo accentuated. As things are now , the assessors hold the real power of taxation. The city council Is authorized to Impose specific taxes for spe cific purposes , but the assessors assume to themselves the power to say how much each mill levy shall produce. According to the plain letter ot the law , each mill culled for by the council should bring ono one-thou sandth of the real value of the taxable property In the city. The assessors undcr- tuko to make the levy bring but an arbitrary fraction of the legal levy , The assessors are Irresponsible , each acting for himself and with no one to call theta to account. The council on the other hand Is supposed to bo responsible for the tax levy. The levy which It determined on tula year and for aomo years past U considerably less than whut the limits fixed by the charter would allow. There ls to much revenue needed and the luvy ia adjusted to meet the re quirements. The way to raise the tax valu ation Is to enforce the present law , Ualso the valuation , and the decrease In the tax rate will quickly correspond. A XK ' MAHKKT t'OII MtiVKIl. A resolution Introduced In the United States senate by Senator Wolcott of Col orado , looking to providing n now market for American silver , has passed that body , U proposes , with a view to encourage and extend our commercial relations with China nnd other Asiatic countries , that the prcn * lilcnt bo requested to enter Into negotiations with the republic of Mexico looking to the coinage by the United States , at Its mints , of standard Mexican dollars , under Komo proper agreement with Mexico as to seigniorage , method and amount of said coinage. In other words , the proposition Is to accept silver from all who may offer It and coin It Into Mexican dollars , the United States making n charge for the cost of coinage - ago and giving to Mexico the seigniorage. The Mexican silver dollar Is preferred to all other silver coins In China and other eastern countries having the silver standard. This government , the French government and the Japanese government have all tried to force their dollars on the Chinese with out success. The trade dollars sent from the United States 'Mo China did not enter Into circulation there , but were simply treated as so much bullion. It has thus been abundantly shown that China will have no other silver dollar , or silver In any form , than the Mex ican dollar , and , 'therefore , as was said by Senator Teller In regard to this proposition. It becomes a question whether , having put our sliver In that form , wo cannot obtain anew now market for It. Of course these dollars would not obtain currency In the United States nnd It would rest with those who have them coined at the mints to dispose of them. Mexico last year coined 26,000,000 silver dollars , of which 25,000,000 wcro exported to China , who In turn exported a largo number to the East Indies. Thcso dollars remain In-tho , eastern countries and pass current nt their mint value. Wo settle our balances with China In gold , and It Is urged that If the pro posed treaty could bo niado a profitable market would bo opened for the disposition of a large quantity of American silver In the form of Slcxlcan dollars , with corresponding saving of gold. It appears that wo paid last year to China $17,000,000 or $18,000,000 moro than she bought from us , and the Idea Is that If wo can pay that Indebtedness hereafter In silver we shall bo so much the- belter off. It was also urged In support of this proposition that we may find a market for these Mexican silver dollars In India. Among the advocates ot the resolution was Senator Lodge of Massachusetts , who sug gested that If wo can make nn arrange ment by which wo can put our silver Into the form acceptable In China wo facilitate Its export. It would also enable us , ho thought , to , make our payments directly through San Francisco In our own com modity for the teas and the silks or what ever else It may be that wo Import from China , Instead of making our payments , as now , by way of London. Hut this Is not all which , In the view of the Massachusetts senator , makes the experiment worth a trial. If wo can pay China direct from San Francisco It will throw Into our hands a certain amount of trade that now passes by way of London , leaving there a profit. "However we may differ , " said Mr. Lodge , "as to what Is our domestic policy In regard to silver , there Is ono thing I think all arc agreed on , whether they favor Im mediate free coinage or the effort to restore sliver by means of nn International agree ment , and that Is that It Is. England which Is today the great enemy of any effort for the restoration of silver to the world's currency. " The mighty moneyed Interests of England are responsible for this , and therefore It seemed to the Massachusetts senator If there Is any way In which wo can strike England's trade or strlko her moneyed Interest It Is our clear policy to do It In the Interest of silver. "We want , If we can , " continued the senator , "to force England to take the view of the silver question which wo believe Is not only for our interest , but for the Inter est of trade , of gbod prices , of better wages all over the world , " and he would go further In the effort to do this than the experiment contemplated In the resolution. The proposition Is nn altogether novel one , and whether or not It would be found prac ticable Is a question. As It would have no bearing on our currency or financial system there Is no objection to It on that score. Its object Is simply to got a foreign outlet for the silver product of the country. The ad vocates ot the plan bellovo that Mexico would agree to It , nnd there Is no reason to suppose that China would decline to accept Mexican dollars coined In this country. If the proposition could bo carried out the re sult would bo greatly to the advantage of our sliver Interest , It Is not to bo doubted , and this would bo gratifying to everybody. The Bee In recent Issues has shown that there Is positively no justification for the advance In fire insurance rates ns ordered by the Chicago board of underwriters coverIng - Ing this territory. Wo have reproduced an expose of the Now York Times which Is well worth the consideration of every busi ness man. The false assumption by fire Insurance companies that Increased rates are necessary because they have been losing money will not be accepted by any policy holder who knows that good Insurance maybe bo had at much less cost. When these joint stock companies plead excessive ex penses , Increased moral hazard , etc. , In ex tenuation , they should bo required to glvo a statement of the salaries paid their officers and adjusters and explain the loose methods of field agents In assuming risks. The Times Instances ono company which pays $400,000 a year In salaries. This Item , of course , goes to swell the expense account which In some cases reaches C'J per cent of receipt/ : / . And the policy holder Is expected to pay tribute to such pirate kings. In nearly every county of the state there nro agricultural societies that have estab lished fair grounds nt the county seat upon which the conventional annual fair Is held. These grounds nro held and used for no other purpose. They do not earn a dollar In rentals for their owners. The law ex empting such grounds from taxation Is gen erally regarded with favor. Hut It was not framed for the purpose ot exempting frcan taxation fair grounds that are leased to owners ot racing stables and to anybody who may want the use of the grounds for an exhibition , for which a money considera tion Is paid the owner. What Is known as the Douglas county fair grounds are now practically owned by ono man and are not controlled by the Fair association , The property should not bo permitted to mcapo the tax assessor. If the State Hoard of Transportation U as energetic In pushing the enforcement of Its findings under the transfer switch law as It was In r achlnK its first decision the ton- fltructlon of transfer switches by Nebraska ralliMRili will not afford employment to many laborers this year , next year or the year after. It Is unfortunate that the legislature made no appropriation to enforce the maximum rate law. The men who paqscd the bill seem to have taken It for granted that the railroads would obey It without question or delay , A little forethought would have con vinced the Icglsl&iur } that the executive power of the statoSTfeflld have to bo exerted to compel the observance of the law , nnd that the governor should Imvo been pro vided with a contingent fund for just such an emergency that now confronts the state , The law Is held up and n long nnd expen sive lawsuit IH certain to follow. The nt- torncys who nro representing the state nre compelled to take the testimony of man ) witnesses residing In different parts of the state nnd In eastern cities. In order to do this they nro compelled to pay their ex- ponoes out of their own pocket. U Is no wonder that they have been somewhat dlla tory. The Iowa legislature took n sensible nnd practical view of the Russian thistle ques tion. "It made It the duty of every farmer to keep his own land free of the pest. If the law Is obeyed Iowa will bo free from thistles and Undo Sam will not be out n cent. Up the Hinollltloil. Kntisas City Star. Last year the Rhode Island loglslnture stood r > > to fil , a republican majority of 1 on Joint ballot. This year It stands 101 to 5 , u republican majority of 99. This Is one of the lessons of rontfrosslojml Interpreta tion of the platform of 183i. Anil Thcrn'H Tronlilu Quito I'requi-iitly. 1'lalHmouth News. The Omaha cltv council Is In San Frnn- clsco Mtmlyliu ; the secrets of municipal government nnd Imvlnqr a good tlmoon the side. The llfo of an Omaha alderman IH u very roseate nltalr unless he refuses to divide , then there la trouble. Tim Worm Will Turn. ClevL'laml Leader. A Columbus lawyer who Insulted n wlt- nc = s he was examining wns knocked over n heap of paving stones by the man nH he wns leaving the court liouso. We do not advocate a resort to fisticuffs ns n means of lighting wioiiRM. but we arc Inclined to believe In this instance that the Columbus lawyer ( jot about what be deserved. b < | iU'c/.liiK Out u Surplus. I'hllmlclpliln Ledger. Senator Voorhccs figures out that the In come tax will amount -10,000.000. . and that the Wilson bill will produce a .surplus of $20,000,000. Thus , If the Income tax should be wiped out , the revenue would be sulll- clent for the needs of the government econ omically administered , nnd , according to democratic doctrine , the government tins no right to collect more than may be sulll- clcnt for that purpose. A Kentucky Slmllo. Courier-Journal. The democrats of the national house of representatives are aa hard to hold In their places as a drove of mule colls. They xccni to have a natural antipathy toward attending to business unless they are forced to , nnd their neglect of duty en ables the republicans frequently to put the party in the ridiculous attitude of belni ; unable , In spite oX | lts large majority , to transact any business. ' TcllliiR tlio Trutli , us Usual. New -Y < jrk Sun. It Is working1 magnificently , the Wilson bill , to make states republican. It Is prov ing its efficiency rtheriver It Is tried. We do not concur In the conclusion of our es teemed contemporary , the Cincinnati En quirer , that If t hit-/iocs / ; on "the democratic party might as well be disbanded. " There will be no need of any formal process of. dissolution. The Wilson bill , to make states republican , will take care of that. Not nn 'Aiiirrlcnn , _ Clilraf ! | ) jl'ost. "There Is not an American among them , " says a dispatch * cuncernlnft the arrest of thu murderous rioters In the coke regions. Not one. Huns und Slavs , poor In tiles , crazed this moment with anser and that with fear , sodden , starved and half clothed. Ignorant , debased and hopeless. Thank God , there "Is not an American among them. " But how many Americans nre there among the men who raked the sewers of Austria for these wretched serfs ? Is Henry C. Frlck an American ? Don't Do It. Chicago Herald. A person Injured by accident of any kind , caused by a corporation or by nn In dividual , should not be solicited and bull dozed to make a settlement of bis claim for damages before he can get out of the mud or dust and brush' his clothes , before be knows whether be la setlously hurt or not , nnd In tie ) llrst nervousness which he experiences In his Ignorance ns to whether he Is safe from further Immediate consequences quences of the disaster. Agreements made under such circumstances , If Inequitable , will be set aside by the courts , and do not estop a future suit for damages. Kopmllutlng tlio AilnilnlHtrntlon. Cincinnati Enquirer ( ilem. ) . We do not say that the party should unload the president , but we do say that It should unload Ills vagaries , bis nntl-dtmo- cr.itlc policies , bis autocratic methods , Ills nubservloncy to the gold kings , and bis ap parent contempt for the rightful authority of congress and for the will of the people. It will be uai-lebs to ask the president to change. He knows how to change. He has undergone many changes since 1SS1 , but every change lias been for self-aggiandlze- ment. An elephant wns taught the trick of receiving money and placing it In a small box UH high us his trunk could reach. A countryman , who had loaned him $5 for that purpose , asked the keeper of the ani mal to have him take it down again. The keeper said : "We have never taught him that trick. " Mr. Cleveland lias never taught himself to change In the direction of giving effect to the people's will when ho can as well have bis own way. Party leaders will do well to waste none of their energy In efforts to make this a democratic ad ministration. Let the party wagon bo thor oughly overhauled nnd painted ; loaded up with viands for a democratic feast : llx tha place for the banquet , and mime the hour tor starting. Let It be free for all , from piesldent to hodearrler , and If either of them gets behind let him catch up with the procession as best he can. jioaatiT jroit TiiK"Q. " Worlil'H I'll I r llnllillngN to Ho Used forlCnll- roiiil IH'potH nml Car Slic'iU. ST. LOUIS , April 10. The purchase by L. C. Cnrrett of the remaining World's fnlr buildings wns something of n mystery here until today , when It wns learned that Air. Garrctt acted on behalf of the Chicago , Burlington & Qulncy road , which will use the Iron nnd steel In tlio construction of Hhcds , etc. , for which Its prcsant form ren ders It admirably adapted , and for which the rallroml hns great meed In the system of terminals nnd deuqticonHtiuctlon In nnd near this city , which It hns entered upon. The fnct that Mr. G.irrott has also been connected with recent real estate deals In the city on behalf ot the "Q" road IH taken as confirming the theory that part of the material will bo aweil In building , ulti mately , an Independent station at Twen tieth and Washington avenue. liiillini Klllrtj'liy it JSnrU'mlcr , FOHT SMITH , Ark. , April lO.-Jesso Pldgeon , ono of tlio most prominent nnd wealthy Creek Indians living , nt Muskogee , L T. , was killed hero last night by Jack Moore , a bnrtender. Pldgeon resented a demand for pay before ho drunk liquor culled for by him , and Moore beat his brains out with u wagon spoke , Moore then robbed the corpse and the bnr till and fled. /.i : iA/ > The ullenco of Governor ' I'cnnoycr , mys terious nnd continued , excites wldcjproud commendation. i Said the governor of South Carolina to the governor of Colorado , "It's n darn long tlmo between wars. " It Is raid the Cominonwitllcrj gave I'Hts- burg the nilttcn. At Ic&st they did not smllo on Pittsburgh soot. Senator Morrlll will celebrate his 81th birthday In Washington on the 14th Inst. by giving ii large reception. If Eomo despondent friend ihould strike 1 Judge Jenkins for n ten , would the act bo classed ns nn Illegal strike ? Archibald Forbes thinks the European war will not occur before 1S9D. Tlllman nnd Wnlto must have postponed their foreign tour. It U generally agreed that n largo number of democratic congressmen will bo spared , next fall , the cxpcnso of applying to the courts to change their names to Mttdd , Congressman Morso'B lugubrious speeches might Improved with liberal coatings ot steve polish. There Is n chance for him to shine If he applies his own material nnd muscle. Fine baronial estates nnd castlr.t galore are n drug In the market In England. The business of Inducing American heiresses to recoup titled wrecks abroad seems to bo wofully depressed. The oldest men In the United States sen- nto nro Morrlll of Vermont , who Is SI ; Pal mer of Illinois , 77 ; Harris of Tennessee , 70 ; Piigh of Alabama , 71 ; Sherman of Ohio nnd Huiiton of Virginia , 71. "Baby" Bliss Is the name of n young man In Uloomlngton , III. , who weighs -152 pounds. Ho wears n 19 > , collar , n 7 % hat and No. 12 shoes. Ho Is ono of the best wnltzers nnd foot racers In that part of the country. The supreme court of Pennsylvania hns de cided In the Masonic Homo cane that chari table Institutions which nro not open to nil persons are not public charltle" ; and there fore not exempt from taxation. Thu decision Is far-rcarhlng in effect and n reversal of former rulings. Lo Caron , the British government spy , who died on Sunday , enlisted In 1SG2 , In Philadelphia , ns n bugler In Anderson's ( Fif teenth Pennsylvania ) cavalry , became chief bugler , and held this -position until 1SGS , when he became a lieutenant In the Thir teenth regiment United States colored troops. Arthur O. Brand , liberal , who was elected to Parliament from Cambridgeshire this week , was sung into his seat by Mrs. Brand. A speech from the candidate and n song from his wife wcro the drawing features ot his election meetings , and it appears to bo con ceded that her singing Is what did the busi ness. Brand new Idea over there. Mr. Charles II. .T. Taylor , the colored gentleman from Kansas City who Is travelIng - Ing a rocky road to a federal job , is a farmer by profession nnd nn office seeker from necessity. Mr. Taylor means well. In an unguarded moment , either In n dream or a burst of passion , ho called Cleveland "tho man of destiny. " The senate rcbents the Imputation by rejecting Taylor. Moses P. Handy , whose stately lambre- qnlita-carolled an unbroken welcome to the press during the World's fair , U tlated for the vacmicy created by the death ot Librarian Poolc In Chicago. Moses Is the right man for. the place. Before ndopting whiskers for n living his face wore the "pale caste ot thought" so much affected In Chicago , and so desirable In the presiding , elder of a convention ot leather-bound authors. nin i.oimn xiw IDEAS. Spring has come. Let's open a keg ot nails and paw dust up over our heads. Louis Hlakciley and Hal Blakesley , the raw and unlettered jays of the Otto Courier , broke for the high weeds and pumpkin vines when our scathing article appeared. As they pulled for tall timber In the Big Horn canon each had the ashy hue of death stamped upon his mug. Hon. Lafo Pence , the Colorado congress man , has a voice like the rumbling Intona tions of n Kansas tornado and could talk u wild Nebraska cyclone Into a gentle and tranquil Rocky mountain zephyr. Ponce ac quired his oratory punching burros In the Centennial state. C. G. Coutant , the big. Ignorant hoosier of the Lander Clipper , Is frightened almost to death of us nnd wants to back down the durn old slwash poltroon. Wo will let him back down when we get through with him and not before. Wo knocked the old yap out of the Christmas tree the very first shot and the Kansas Jayhawker asks for mercy. - It sdcms that the moro the country bp- comcs civilized and cultured and educated and refined and good , the moro chilly nnd rigorous and beastly the weather Is In Mon tana. In the old-time history of Montana , when the plnkfoot pilgrim was bleeping on feather beds and eating custard pie , wo had weather that was as amiable and mild nnd tender nnd suave and debonair as the charm ing Madeline Pollard , The old-time days of the banana belt of this grand common wealth have gone flitting down the corridors of time like a snowbird's tail In a tornado. VOMSTEU I'LEASAXTlllES. Philadelphia Times : The man who la scared at ghosts la afraid of nothing. Somervlllo Journal : Tommy Pa. what Is a pessimist ? Pa A pessimist , Tommy , Is a man whom you want Invariably to avlod. Ram's Horn : A poor way for a Christian to let his light shine Is to occupy two scats In a crowded railway car. Fiee Press : Senator Did you sny your friend had a plaee In Washington ? Politi cian Yes. Senator By thi > clay or job ? Politician Oh , by the job ; he's a lobbyist. Oalvcston News : Some men seem to think that to become angels It Is only necessary to plead guilty. New York World- Wife My milliner wns here today to see you , nnd I told her you were out. Husband What did she say ? Wife She paid that when she had seen you you would be out still more. Philadelphia Record : nastus Latherwell Our club done gib a ball last night In honah of man burfday. Patsey Mulligan So ye wor blackballed , wor ye ? Well , thol's too bad. Washington Star : "Miss Twllklns has gone to Europe to cultivate her voice. " "Dear mel I didn't know she could afford It. " "The nelghbois subscribed the money. " Indianapolis Journal First Populist Lead er Ain't you takln' a good deal of risk In shavln1 off your whlskeis ? Second Populist Leader I guess I'll resk It , I ain't nshamed to let no man sec thu marks of honest toll on my jaw. Philadelphia Record : Muggins Burglars robbed mo last night of $1,000 worth of diamonds mends , but they didn't get my cash. Bug- gins How wns that ? Muggins Thu diamonds mends were In the burglar-proof safe and my money was In my wife's pocket. Detroit Tribune : The dusky daughter of the forest was sad. "No , " she mused , "I cannot cultivate the Introspective habit. " She shook her head. "If only " Her eyes grew moist. " I had as clear u complexion as some people. " PREMATURE PIPING. Cleveland Plain Dealer. Robin , robin , on that tree , Dost thou cariol thus to mo ? Seo'st thou violets , answering To thy medley song of spring Blushing rose , or Illy fnlr , ] lathed In soft and balmy nlr ? Yea ? Thou "soes't the nnplo bloom Through the shadow ana the gloom ? " Already crystal snowllnkeH lly Robin , sweet , I fear you lie , Substitute Absolutely others contain alum or ammonia DAKOTA DEMOCRATS SPLIT Cleveland's Pasjing of tlio Plums DJOS Not Suit These Who Wow Loft , WOODS' ' CHOICE NOT LIKED BY WARD'S MEN Klotix Fult , YnnUtou nml Clmtiilirrlnln Local Orgitiilrittlonit tip In Arm * Agiilimt the ruMimntor nml Other Appointee * of tlio 1'rcsldiMit. WASHINGTON BUURAU OF T1II2 HUB. fin Fourteenth Street , WASHINGTON , April 10. The democratic party In. the state of South Dakota Is anything but n harmonious organization. War hns been declared all nlong the line and It Is nil on account ot recent presidential nominations. ICvery mall brings to certain senators a batch of protests against the confirmation of recent nominations. Today Senator Pettlgrcw re ceived n letter signed by sixteen leading democrats of Sioux Fnlls , asking him to vote against Mr. Tlnslry for postmaster 6f tlmt thriving tijwn. These gentlemen bnso tholr opposition to Tlnsley on the ground that he Is not n property holder In the city nnd hns only been a tcsldcnt about three years. A letter received from the chairman of the county democratic committee of Ynnlc- ton requests Senator Pottlgrew to vote ngnlnst Dr. S. S. Turner , nominated to be postmaster at Ynnkton. Mr. Ward , chair man of the state democratic committee , Who Is now In the city , wrote this endorsement : "Turner Is no more to the democratic party of South Dakota than faraway Moses. " The knife has also been drawn on Clark A. Howe , nominated last week to bo regis ter of the land office at Chamberlain. Charges have been preferred agnlnst him. They nllcgo that he Is a land attorney nnd wns dismissed from the service of Undo Sam during Cleveland's first term because of certain transactions of doubtful char acter. The Uee correspondent asked Senator Pot tlgrew what his course would bo touching the cnscs of the parties referred to. "That Is problematical , " said 'the senator. "I shall wait until nil the returns nre In before making up my mind. The gentlemen who are up In arms against Mr. Cleveland's appointees nro for the most part known tome mo and I must glvo the matter the most serious consideration before taking final action. " It Is the general Impression hero that no matter what the fate of the gentlemen whoso nominations nro hung up the outcome of the matter will be a disastrous split in the ranks of the democratic party of South Dakota which It will take years to heal. TO COMMEMORATE MOUSE. Mr. Uosewater today had a conference with Senator Gorman relative to the proper commemoration of the fiftieth anniversary of the sending of the first public telegraph message. It was sent from this city to Baltimore May 24 , 1814 , by Miss Ellsworth , daughter of the then commissioner of thu general land office , and was In these words : "What hath God wrought ? " Miss nils- worth Is still living , a resident of Now York City. Mr. Hosowater's idea Is that congress should appropriate sufficient money to erect In front of the new library building In this city a stntuo to Samuel FInley Brceso Morse , Inventor of the electric tele graph , or a sultnble telegraphic monument. If congress will not do this Mr. Hosewntcr thinks the telegraphers of the country would themselves contribute n sufficient sum to achieve the purpose. Senator Gor man enters cnthusljstlcally Into Mr. Rose- water's Idea , and promised to bring , the matter before Senator Voorhecs of the library committee. Senator Gorman Is n member of the npproprlatlons committee , and can do much to secure the necessary appropriation. PATENTS AND POSTMASTERS. Patents were Issued as follows today : Charles D. Brown , Ames , In. , clock striking apparatus ; Joel B. Edmunds. Manchester , la. , barbers' bottle ; Alexis F. Glllott , as signor to himself , G. W. and J. D. Wln- tcaker , Kearney , Neb , , steam gener.itor ; Otto Jlagenan , Fremont , Ncb.i display rack ; Frank P. McElfrcsh. Klmballton , In. , boat propeller ; David Neale , Fort Calhoun , Neb. , mattress for riprap ; David Nealo , Fort Cal houn , Neb. , pUo point and permanent anchor for piles or cables ; August Schnell , Clinton , la. , spirit level attachment ; August Scberg nnd D. Connor , Mnrshalltown , la. , lamp shade ; William Smith , Clarlmla , la. , assignor of one-half to A. D. Smith , Chicago , rotary engine ; William Smith , Clarlnda , la. , assignor of one-half to A. D. Smith , Chicago cage , rotary steam engine ; Jacob A. Steln- Inger , Creston , la. , brake cylinder pressure graduating nnd maintaining triple valve ; Theodore Tobias , Plerpont , S. D. , school scat and desk. The following postmasters for Iowa were appointed today : J. S. Knowles , Delaware , Delaware county , vlco Martin Klngsley , re moved ; E. K. McKogy. Leila , Benton county , vice W. W. Norwood , resigned ; John Van Kooycn , Newklrk , Sioux county , vice N. Balkena , resigned. AK/IH I UK t A\l > .VJC U L. Johnson has boon elected president of the Clay county nlllnncc , The Broken Bow llt-publlcan somctlrnoi Issues n morning as well n an evonlnp edition. "Kearney , " tny the Hub , "can and must bo mndo the gtVnt manufacturing city ol Nebraska. " Gambling will be a thine of the pnxt at Lotip City If the orders ot the village board nro cnrrlcd out. Three hundred dollars worth ot hardware wns the haul made by burglars who entered the Btoro ot George Scheldcl nt Platte Center. As the result of being thrown from a wagon by a runaway team , Alexander Mc Millan of Alnaworth , a prominent stockman , Is laid up with a broken leg. The two men who robbed the depot nt Crawford of $35 In cnsh have been found guilty of petty Inrreny nnd sentenced to thirty days In the county Jail. Mrs. Catherine Kpp , n well known Beatrice woman , hns boon declared Insnno ns the result of religious excitement and lias been sent to the asylum nt Lincoln. J. L. Mcl'hcely , chairman of the republi can central committee of the Fifth congres sional district , has recommended tlmt the committee meet nt Holdreuo May 1 for ( ho purpose of fixing the time nnd place for holding the congressional convention. Len , the 3-year-old son of J. T. Wood , a Spencer hotel keeper , nwoko nt midnight to find that his father nnd mother had gene out to n party some distance from homo , nnd , although there was a nurse In charge of him , ho succeeded In stealing out of the house unseen for the purpose of finding his mother. It wns a bitter cold night , nnd the child only had on n night gown. A man who wan nwnko heard a child's cry on the street nnd Investigation showed It to emanate from poor little Lcn , who had wandered three blorks from homo nnd waa nearly frozen to death. .SprnUIng of tlin Sotmto. Chicago Times. Silver hns been slnughtcred In tlmt nest of aiisnsslns. Honest tin Iff reform has been stabbed In thu back. In no wise has the admirable platfoim upon which Cleveland and an overwhelming democratic congres sional majority were elected been lived up to. Under such conditions there Is no rea son to repine at th < reproof administered the democracy by the people at the late elections. The patty needed a licking and got It. Perhaps It will stimulate the people down at Washington to bestir themselves for the avoidance of a like chastisement this fall. _ mass oi- ' Hoston Transcript. Kqulpped with basket , bait and rod , II ( > to the trout brook hies. You'll hear him little later on Rehearsing last year's lies. * * Chlontfo Inter Ocein. When he told his tlshlng stories She listened in despair , lint she evened up the matter When at the next church fair. * * Detroit Kree I'losi. The corkscrew spouts In a modest way , The bait jug stalls to climb The llsh pole tree on the grassy lea 'Twill soon be fishing time. * * * Atlnntn Constitution. Ills hope was high , his faith was firm , For grace nnd glory wlshln' ; He never trod upon a worm When bait wns scarce for flshln' ! APRIL'S NEED OF SLEEP. Jluiliu-ss BIi-ii , Ovrr-Tlr 'il MlMiltiMiporn , ' i TfiK'lirrx , .Students anil Alcn unit Women in thu Whirl of Society I.nck Kent. Sweet sleep Is nature's soft nurse. Unit the fretfulness , sickness nnd com plaining might bo laid at the door of lack of sleep. There Is not one man or woman In ten thousand who can afford to do without seven or eight hours' sleep. All the stories about great men and women who Mopt three or four hours a night make very Interesting reading , but no ono ever kept healthy In body and mind with less than seven hours' sound sleep. Americans need moro sleep than they are getting. This luck makes them thin and nervous , weak nnd complaining. But ono can not will one's self to sleep. It sleep will not come , there Is nn evident derangement of the nervous system. The tired , worn out nerves need better nutrition to restore them to their healthy action. The rapid building up of nerve tissues Is what makes Palne's celery compound so preeminently nently the great modern nerve and blood remedy. Sleep Is the tlmo of lowered expendlturo of nerve force nnd of Increased repair all over the body. Palno's celery compound quiets the disturbed nervous system , feeds Its Impoverished tissues and robs them of all Irritability ; sound , refreshing Bleep en sues , nnd the tired , despairing Invalid starts at once on the way to assured health and strength. A freshness In the countenance and an absence - , , , senco of that pained , worn expression comes after a short tlmo taking Palne's celery com- pound. Neuralgia , rheumatism , palpitation ref of the heart , headaches and the host of dla--- ' couraglng signs of shattered nerves nro ban ished by this great remedy. It mnkes pco- plo well. Students and teachers stand the fearful strain of preparation for spring ex aminations by building up the body , strengthening the nerves nnd purifying the blood with Pnlno's celery compound. It gives vigor to mind nnd body. The InrKcat makers anil sellers ot line clolhoa on earth. THE COMING MAN. THE COMING MAN is the man who clothes himself in a befitting1 manner that is.his , clothes lit him clothes that are made up in the latest stylos. The now styles wo are showing1 in Spring- Suits are nobby creations of the tailors' art and never Tail to please. Ask to see the $10 suits. BROWNING , KING & CO. , I S. W. Cor.Utli and Douglas Sts.