Nebraska Newspapers

    THK OMAHA DAILY KEEt TUESDAY , JANUARY 2 , 1804
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/tt ri un OlH'iiliillmi ' liif Niifpmlii't' ,
Till ? lu'li'ttn ' ' of nliiliilunt lilcynliM lutvi
Inlii'ii ' n full , 'I'lin.v ' will liuvo Inili'iip i
IJiinil ninny Iliiini , linwnvni' ' , lowiloh ti |
\vllh Ilio ' ' nf limit1 I'lilni'o fui
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Ir 'I'lll , HI , IM itny luck In Ilio
P'Hllll. HUH ( if Illll FUVMII HllUllHWMK 'l ,
t'liiullilitlin for tiniiimlllon of UnlliM
Minion si'imliii' ' from town Will tiorliilnl }
mii'iii'it ' ' I IM.I ( limit ,
it Ililo III Iliii ulTllll'Ft Of IIIOII ,
which , liild'U ul tin llnoil , lcmn ! on li
fiii'liiiio. " lUitlil. now IM Oiiiitliii'H linn
) o Inttn iidvniilimn of K fuvdrnhlo tlilc
\vhlch IM itlMMll , In rm ! In ,
( NTlttilitlil'iNT ' olimii'VOI'rt lire fni'cml ti
Ilic n uicliiilnii Dint , of nil Ilio ultloo ol
tint ( ti'MiilscMl \ Oniiiliii nlmnlniml. pi'iv
iMiilnciilly MM Ilic pufiml mill Pitrunt piitiu
fitr tlio liivcnlnioiil of lummy ,
( ' < 4t'4NATH > NH iii'o '
from rcmhlh'im | liiciimbofilH of fcilci'iil
oIlloi'M , iiml Ilio ilutofl for lltin\tli'nlloti ; | '
ofthn fimr-yi'itr InruiB ncnHllll | iri > lly fur
olT In IIHIIIctinon , , I I'M iv hiiiir tlmo Ii
A Mnmt < 'ii'ATnN ! of ( tin Iliiimr IHWP
\vtrn \ pi'omlpcil In tins ioiulilliiiih ] iluln
lilittform titoulitoli | Ilio linxv tt vn ntnld
olllom'nni'o ' \ \ ' t'U'ott'il ' , 'I'ho pivi'ly onnmil
Jitfllfy tiliy I'nfnmil to llvot \ | lo KB pint"
H\'N ) ' tlio oh'vullon of HR OiiU'on pnlnt
to n pimlUoii hi tlic wblimt of Ilio jironl"
dl'iil ' of tlio Unllcil BlilcsVIH \ not ubto to
provcitl tlio MoHtm IIOIIPO nt ,
I'lly ' from clout ii i1o\vn \ limltn * ilia
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' of Intro1 t Inn" ! ,
I'lli ' ! I'niU'oiiiln tu'u Niiltl to lii ) iniH'o
itly Inli'i'iii'lu'il ' Ihln youi * lu llm
. . . PliUn li > alnlitUli'i ( lluiu for ninny
j'oill'n ' ( molt. Wiityli mil for lillln ! '
| io lnjr in niim < MMilnn ( Ilio OKlBUtty : I'tvll-
U'rf ii\nnol ! \ Rorvo two
1 to luitnl tnuko popjllvo
for Uniuliu mill UtMsp nvoi'lnxtliitfly rtt
oi' noUilhttvlll ooino of tl till , A
t bnt'ont ) nw > l bo mMlvp ntut n ron'
, U'nl U ilottonurnto Into n
fi'itnlilt ? Iniiitvlilitnt ) \ \ \ 'U muy luvvo
\ \ \ \ < A 'fooling poinowlwt nltlu to tlioco
Uy the \I\WQ \ \ hltliloi'n
lioimiUlnna nu ollloo. U oo ,
l > H itf tml tli piaront H
nmym \ mpwnnl to prooooil Illilo
now on ,
In ( \ \ .
, \\otnnti nna olnUl tnvhutt ; > \\lthtn \
bin \i1n \ iloi . 11 ono
thnn i\l \ pound wf
MIVV Iwvo lh *
of h ! frtltnw Ittson * nwW up for
tlmti
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A HhVtNttn W.rr OV HUtMtt
Th i niwtorn dwnmrntlo 'irftnn * nri
tir liiK ( lOfifrfftftff to Jiul n r v rtno dnlj
( m KtiKnr nnd fttxillxli thi Jwimly nl nnro
nil tinqtmllflitttly rippr/wi nn IricoMi' '
wliiln favoring nn Itmroaio o
Ulan * tijii/n / otftnln ( irlliilow , lnk
Hint Um trim jKillay In \\n\xnn \ \ \ n dutj
at At Ifinut i oofit n pound on rnvr mrnr
Hwih n duty , limy way , would hnvi
yloldml $ ; ir.fXXfXW ) In rnvontio on Urn Irn
ji > ort < i of 1HII2 nnd # ' . 17(009OW on tlio I in
fiorln of Um ( nil flucnl ynnr , Hny/i / ono elli
lli w ot'Kntii In ndvottnllriK n MUKftrdtily
"Tlmro ooiild Iwt tto ( dtnplor , Miror , niort
( V'onoinlmilortnorowinnbloiioiirroof rnv
oniio Ihnn UiU , Wlmt IM Mm n o of fooling
wllli wild wlirmi'Ki of lnjnl dlorlnt tiixnj
tlmt tlm | ntodo | Imto ? ( Jrnnl tlmt UK
llm Minjrir Htnlu liiivn to IM
n frtiiHoimlilo duty would KVH !
tlmin nil Mm protnollon limy Imvo n
Hl/ht , lo ink , " It In fiii'tlmc mild In nil
of IhU policy Hint n duty on ruw
loi'M not proicitl tlm Hinri'1 ' trtuil ,
nnd Mint tlm pt'odii < * < ii'M of onnn Miinr | It
li'iiiltlnnn nnd of Imot miijiif In Niibruilti
nnd ( 'nl I lorn In would ( jo proloutud IIKJ !
ili'Mlully to Mm nxtorit of I cunt n pound ,
wlillo tlm liounly would IM iwvod to UK
trin ury ,
It niponi'n | tlint Miln mntlor linn lm r
fcdiilvliiK ootmliUti'iillon nt Wn lilnitoi ;
nnd Hint onu of Ilio olijonMonn urffi-d
llm rntilnrnlliiii of duly on cn\v
l llm iliiiiu" ! ' tlml. It would lend U
Mm fn-nxtnlillnliinnnt of Mm nmlmrw
Anmi'li'itn porlt nnd pork jir '
liy ( liiniiHiiy , I'Viuirn , llnlKlnni ntul
'I'ho NnllnirlivinN , wliloli wnx rntnovoil
inidiir Mm nitilpcoully olniiBOB of lln ox >
liilliic liu'lir Inw. Our iiorlt product *
worn pi'iinUi'iilly ' oxdludoil froin MIOMI :
coinili'lon ' wliiln Mmninlui'io ) oxliik1) ) ! , but
nndnr Mm I'milpionlly ' nrrnnuiMiioiilK our
oxporln of Hmm ) pfmlncln Imvo boRotiK !
vitry I'onwlilornlili' , Dnt'lnif Mm your
( niillnt ! with | HM | , .Iniio Mi oxporln ol
linuon lo ( iiii'tiiniiy roui-lind ever HIIJ,00I | ) ( (
| HIIIIIIH | ami In Tlm Notlmrlnndu ever ( ) ,
( MiO.dOd. Oni'innny i-ooolvod mmrly I-
11011,1111(1 , ( pniiiidfl of Invin , llnltiltini nmifty
! ! , ( lOiiiiiO ( , Tlio Nollioi'litnilM 0 7,0(10 ( , nnd
I'Vniii'ii nvnr I Ol 1,000. ( lormnny nnd Tlm
NoMmrlttndn ' . 700,001) ) pounilH
of pnt'U ' muili , llnlijlutn imnrly 100,000.
Tlm frco ndniUnlon of im nr nlHo on-
nliluil Ihlii ( lovnrninntit lo multn n riul-
prooliy Iroiily wIMi Hpnln under whloh
wn olilulnml COIIOOMHIOIIH in fnvor of
Amoi'kiiin Iti'i'inlialuirH oxporlnil lo ( . 'uhiv '
nnd I'orlo Ulcii Mint Imvo tinon of
iniiloi'litt lulviinlniio to our utjrl
proihicoi'H. Jt In n douulnlilo
whnllini' MIPPO I'omnioi'clnl n t
nun tin niillllliMl In Mio wny cnutnmplnloil
liy MmMlmin \ turl'ir bill , but
Ihot'n t'Hit lie no doubt If Mmy
HIII | ! | bo Ibo uoiinlrlon ulTcoliMl will
niloptliiUovor \ pollny ot rotnlliiMon
Iboy nmy lln'il oxnodltml. Tbo I'luro-
poiiii ootnilrlo'i ' wllli whloli wo Imvo
ihwi itrniti oitinnln mid front wbloli wo
Unpoi'lod lust yi'tir ever 100,000,000 ,
ponndi ! t > f boot Miidiir would bo very
illtoly lo t'pMorn tbo cuiiuu'ifo on our
ini'itliJ nrt pntiii n1 * wo ribtiubl plnoo n duly
on Mmlr Niijjiir. Tnlcn Mm vullio nf our
nionl t'xportn Inil your to MIOMO couu-
li'lofl mid plnoo litfiitnnt It tlm ntnoiinl , of
Mu ) niiKnr boiinly nnd ll , will bo oimy to
doiuiiimtrnlo whullior our people would
Willy iinyllifit by Ibo prnpiwotl tiolloy ,
A duty uM o.unt n pound on ruw mi iir
\\nulil \ iiionu Mutt Mm Anmrli'im people
\\ould \ liuvn U ) pay tvt lonnl * IO,000,000 ,
morn uiniunlly for thin nooci'miry '
( bun with ( iLnvv nn tlm free lUt ,
Tlio bounty paid on iloim > Mo mijur (
for Mm ItiHtw \ \ \ \ \ vour wimlotmllmn $10-
000iWO , , Thofo llirtircH mitltu un tiitpniH *
BVI ! ) iii'tfumonl , In fnvor of iboi'xl tlnif
polloy , lopity nnlttlit ) } of Mm fniM ( but
Mm abolition of Ibo bounty would illi ) .
oonnio ( Ibo nonit'Hilpmiijftr Imhmtry nnd
tlmt tlio hupOHtUoti of u duly on raw
miimiMuJUld iiliiunt corliilnly lotnl Iho
I'jUrupi'im uounU'lou whlohMHI > Induooil
by thw rt'olproolly olu w > of Iho
InrllV low to rotuovo the
rognlttllntiri ii nltist tr porlt produolw to
rr p iibUnh ! Mm iulKirgo. A rovcinto
( \\\\y \ \ \ \ tm m iri\r tuut Iho uliollUoiv of the
\ \ wilitqitOKliutiuhly \ \ \ \ < > fur
flvliitf tioodod rollof lo IMO IrosiB'
ry , but llniild do ? ul u oost lo tho'
Aniori un tiooplohioli Mm <
It U , tloo'i not , jitdlffy ,
The popular iiiithronk In SloUy hna
rwunuvl proporiltM\t wbloh utvo U n
very pi > rlo\H \ ) nnpoot. Tl tUnmMai' o.v
ouils to ! ln > o l ovoi-y pnrtof ih Ulniul
ntl nil hough itmrUnl l xw hna lx on
ow privlnlinotl niut thu lurjrti
h v IH CU Ktivn lhonott by
outw of iitl UoM fionItnly
i Hooins o hn\-w twcn prvduoi ) ( l
n nlltvstMirthn populnr uplrli of tvvoll
\UAlnl pw HlivgvUllon ) \ \ \ \ \ \ \ < H > ) .
iomt oondittiUtK. OpDoMUou lo opt -
t tbo uprising l ui iv , lu all n\ich cnetw ,
h < rtoilnff hnt Kv nu rko.l by A brutal
Vn\n jHMporljMvhlr'h > how Ihnl n
\ \ ho a v o vjj.iSxil | \ \ \ Uu < i hoslilo
n U rtltou * sv tn t lh v > rnnu > nl
\\v rtolimloil rather by iho suirtl of u-
uvhlsrn ll\nu \ hi Iho K > st > \ ? lo Mjowr-o > v-
lof hsvni l \ l nMo\\s \ Ti\v tvnulUiou o.t
Wii ! MMUnunil ll\w\l * nn < pjx > rt nl
rt Iho tawldw Jom Mlhtoh > \w om
tu U
tl > Iho tulio
v f b Mj ! \ < lj\j n\u il fa U\fs ihnl
In tf
tlOW-OVAT , IS
lax ,
, * l > * v \ Mllii Iho tvrtn t" Is
tax nfcrt \ - i lj' xj oxHM Kw t\
J
te4t
1 *
Imhlnd , Tbo Itnllnn
U trmctlnit Iho dcinnridi of IViu ult.tlnllo
with vlft'ir nnd llrmnoii nnd linn tbo mi |
port In i'nrllntnunt of llm mont n'lvnnoo
rndlfnlo , but Um tnnk lioforo It h mnnl
f'wtly n Horloii * ono ( for In thonppllon
lion of nri nxlrornn romudy , which In Hi
only wny lo trent Um onio , tlirro I
( Jnnjor of nroiiftlni ; trouhln In olbor pot
llonn of the Kingdom thron b popnln
nyinpatli.v with Uio Mlulllnim.
Tim fuel In Hint Iho Itnllnn rnorinrob ;
f fftolntf n oridlN which ntronifly won
norn IU nxliUmcn , Tlio mlnlitlorln
( ifU'ii throiifh ( whloh t.bo country hn
roconlly [ itinxod , hnvo dommihlrntod Hi
norlmit nnliiro of tbo problotn Um
nwnllM Bolnllon. Tlin tronmry In bnnlc
nipt , Uiocrodlt nf tbo Kovorninotil I
oxhniiFitud , Inxnllnn N onornio\n \ , nm
for Hovornl yunrs Ibo country linn noi
IKWJM proHporoui. Tlio inonnrchy do
idron lo maintain the nrmy nnd mtvy u < v
tnbllMlinmtilH , wlilnii will nrcoMHltnto In
( jronnlnK tnxntlon. A very liiriu projior
lion of Uio people -porbnp'i n mnjorlt' '
If Iho popiilnr nontlinunt uould bo fnlrh
timlod nulc tbnl UIOHO oHlnbllnh
bo reduced. Thin lu tin
Unit In nOroly ] ) orplqxlnp
Itnllnn nlntomiKjn nnd otuudntf Klrif
Ilumhci'l. no end of nnxloly. The din
order In Hlolly In ovldonco of n'popnlni
dlHi'ontonl tlml In very ffotinrnl In UK
kliiKdotn nnd nmy hnvo nioruwldosproni
inntilfnntntlon before the covorritnorr
nhnll hnvo ronobod n nolntlon of UK
Iroublo.iomo iiroblotn Uml oonfrontn it.
.I/V / INIWI'liNIH'.Nr CAIIIXKT OWICt'.lt
\Vo nnknowlodfjo rooolpt of n nontlj
prlntod pnmphlut contnlnlni ; the tw (
nddruNnui dollvorod by Hoorotnry MerIon
Ion nt tbo fiirmurn' ooiiKroHHimntChIoni.r (
( nut full. The pnmphlot hns boun printoi'
by n prlvnto IIrm In ilnlllmorn. It li
onoloHuil In n pulonl , unvolopu , duuornloi !
with n Coluinblnn U-uont po < iln o Hlami )
nnd nddrortHod In Iho noorolnry'fl owi
iihunicloi'lullo limm , KnrmurH uur
tnlnly onnnol oomplain Hint Kucro
Inry Merion In miliiff the yovornmonl
prlnllntr olllco to Hlrlko olT hlmuldroaHOH
Unit ho IM ooimuniln Htiittonory fur'
nlnhod hy Ihoovirnnmnl / ; for prlvnti
purpOHox , Hint ho In trying to bout tTnuU
Hum out of the poMtn o to whloh boh
millllod or Hint ho IH luivln hlHown
mull imitlor nddronifud nnd ncnt out by
olorkH driiwliiK Hiilnrkm from the | ( ov-
ornmont.
To iihow furlhor hb * Independence nnd
bin ImiiorvloiiMiio'in to the poliinnu !
crlllolnuiM Unit hnvo boon nlinod ImllH-
orlmlnntuly nt HOIIIO of the romiirkH mndv
during IhooourMoof hliuiddroHHCH , Bucro-
tnry Morton bun hnd Iho cover pn oH ol
bin piimpblut fron end with oxtrnotnfrom
tbo oomumntH of dllToront nownpuiuirii ,
uhtelly of thoco purporting to bo dovoiod
til iitfrloultnrnl IntoroHts , nnd with
vorbiitlm uoploM of nnmoromi ooudommi <
lory ronolutloim piixxod by dllloront
( 'i'aiitoM | In varloliu HootloiiH of the uoon-
try. Homo of UIOMO nro extremely un-
ooiniillmontnry to the m < ertiluryumiuthil )
for nml oiromliiij ; nipiiimt xood ; tiiNto uml
none of th.-iu doHorvo Ibo wldo olrculn-
ttou whloh Ihoy nro souurlnir UM nppon-
ilh'oii to rtoorotnry MorlonV nddri > H OH.
M'hoy hnvo boon roproduewl toxtunlly ,
ncoordlmr lonnoxplnuntory note wblob
nooonipiinloH thoin , for the purpOMo of
onnblliiu the n > ndor lo uompnro Iho ml-
itrosM with ( ho orlllolHinn boniowod upon
It nnd , wo Infer , with the linn oouvlo-
tlon Unit In tiny Hiiuh oompnrlHon Iho
nddroHn will oomo out nhond.
SHU nnothor ovldonoo of the nooro-
tary'M ludopondom'o IH to bo found In
tlml , obnoxlmm pnrn rnph dosurlbimr
Iho ( no * of Ibo fnrmor , In whhih ho hni :
tnlcon pnlim to hnvo Iho phrn o "furiuN
the fiiriunri * " oonnplououHly prtntoil In
unpltnl lottors. Soorotnry Morton wnut >
no Ono to bo mlntnlcon ii'i to the oxuut
luriUH whtoh ho umployod. tlo In willing
UitUnml upunthoplntforin wbtuh ho htm-
I'otf h'u > bulll , nnd nil who tnkti oxoup-
lion to ll loner nro nt llborty to wUh-
drnw tholr support from htm , Sooro-
Inry Mortun IH nn Imloitondont onhtnot
ollloor ,
i.V nftor Iho oloco of the
of iho alnto loirlslnluiv , Tur. MKU
potuliul out tb nooosKlly for helter
molhoils In tbo purohuso of
los for MtntotiiAllluttoiiA. The fnot
WKH ipvtiloHnl | | tlmt no uutfoimtlv of
prloo or ouuUlv wn nuilntnlnoil or. the
Hume olttflsof J > HK ) ( | ut-od ut nil the Mnto
li\nttlultoni \ . Kllmnlos wore iioooplotl in
n Imtilmttiml wny. Iron bailers were
of ilmg iRtM ul proscription
* , nml ( jooiN woj lMUrht ) ,
i\s n ) j-onorvl ; rule , when nml
whintj msl o.onvoniont Uio t\inl ) >
Ity nml priort tu'lngf innitors
ot nocontinry oonshlorniton. H Is true
Ihnl ! * < M\m imtUMvotnonl hns boon ( undo
hi Ibis rctfnrtl Uio pnst yortr , bul Ihoiv
h yol x\il luck of system , whtoh oasis
iho htulo mt\ny lhounls ! of doHstr.s nn-
uunlly. Uoubl not tw A Iwl t\loa for
Ihn UtvtiM of Pmvhn * ! ) nni ! Siiiiltos | to
sillily iho inothivls of iho Wnr xlojvvrl-
mout ami thttivby hvini ( ho
i < ( ivonouxy tu iho jmrohrto o
tor
OMAHA U * p > vrttlnwr n liir e nroa ,
Vho ( o < cn fa not los < than HOUMI uitlos
loiify aiul tour mlles \\l\lft. The \xwt- \
is tioi ocnttttlly l < v > alotl nor van It
\ > A < tMO to nH ro i ! r > nu < ,
many otliiw of o jjn tor JMJ > -
illation ihnn Omaha tliai have branch
ixvtal Maiions at jN-omincni outlyttijr
utUttn otty ItmiU which have
t jjtvat nn\v > niono 10 Iho
in
al , s .y , Onm *
, at Vln
\ \
jf ab.wi t4 i > , I i >
in iVw Urt at % * iort , hl harm
harma
wcrt w ; TICKVAK
jvr , 4s wl w1tV > an
IK
i A ttt *
tnunlty poopto nrlcd : Lot them nlono ; lot
thorn hnvo UiulrlniUtutlono nnd prnc
tlcim , ni Ihoy wllr/ipi / bo In contact with
our Aitmrlrnn elvllltuitlon. When Uio.1
worn orgnnlzcd unclBj- torrltorlnl ROV
ornmunt Hrljfbani.xaunff , the hond ol
Uio Mormon uhivrclr-nnd n nmn witli
flftoon wlvoi , wnr irilflla torrltorlnl governor -
ornor Only nft r I'IB | donth were ro
proHilvo tninHiiion ! ( onnctcd npnlnsl
polvKimy. The iijor/noiiB / Imvo ncconv
modntod thomnolvea. to the Bttuntlon ,
nlllioinrh not wlttirttlt n Htrugglo. Thoj
Imvo the roiiul lt6 population , Htnhlllty ,
rowourccfl nnd tlujro In no longer ronson
for kooplnif the t'cMdonta ' of Utnh In n
ntnto of
IP A bootBUKnr foctory Is ostnbllshod
In Utnnhn It will bo noocssnry to Im
port n number of export sntfnr mnkors
nnd Krowori from liuropo to touch our
poojdo the nrt of Htignr-mnkliif , ' . Those
oxporlH will not tnko Ihoplncoof Ainori-
cnn nioclmnlcB or lubnrors , but , on the
oontrnry , will nM.nlHt In mnkln plncos
for hundrcilH of thoin. ' A now industry
Irt to bo crontod here In Doufflns county
whloh will not only la'ltiR hundreds of
thousands of dollnrB to our colTprs ,
but will nlTord otnploymont to
UiouBnndH of mon In a ilistlnc-
tlvoly now flold of Inbor. It would
bo n phynlonl Impossibility to Import
ono-lonth iho immbor of mon nccossnry
for the work contomplntod. This fnut
miiHt bo pntont to every intolliKont
mind. Omnlm wnnts thle proposed on-
torprlno , nnd wnnts enough mon from
Kuropo or nnywhoro else to toll na how
to mnko the culture of fmgnr boots
prolltnblo nml Iho mannlnclnrc of sugiir
n Hwool-sconlod HUCCOSS.
WAHIIINOTON IH the only city In the
oounlry who.ro Iho old Now Year's coro-
monlnl IH kopl up unnbntud. The etiquette -
quotto of olIUilnliHin hus to bo displayed
nt loiint once n yonr or the vnrlotm government -
ornmont omployos might forgot the
oxnctordor of procoifonnoHO Bcrupulously
nrrnngod for thoin to observe whenever
Ihoy hnvo nn opportunity to npponr pub
licly on dross pnrndu.
Timir IC.fi > rin Dellnod.
OlovolnmtS pliniso , "ICxploltliiR a theory
nt the uxpoino nf the Ainurluim pcoplo , " Is
llm liont tlcllniUiiti nf Uio domncnittu tarirt
policy Unit linn yet been funilaliuil.
A Kluidirlriil lilnl IKuncillHlicd.
. .Sf..ml < ! l l > c ,
Khotorlo In to IOM > unotliur llowor from tin
liouqtiut uml iitiuthur fact f niilural history
muro dohisivn HKMUMII of KOIDO liu-
mtlvci nmniur'it iiiingliuitlon , TlioOHtrloh
not hlilo Its huiut In thu H.UH ! wlton pur-
In thu tiusiml bollof tlint Us whole body
In bidden. _ _ .
Ilio Wortn'M'Orontnnt ,
Clilrdan f/rniM / ,
minro Is not tlm sllijlitOHt ronaou for np-
noalnjr Hint the UrAlut tM Man will not
cntillimo to crow oliHir aiul pratutur In the
norvli'1) ) of lil-i I'omilry , tor , millko Ins nuovLih
nnd tnioiiluul onoiiilts , , ho posio si'H tlio
Inuiuulllty nnil olnvatlun of spirit Unit ts iho
lit'Nt iiHauranuu of ImiKOviiy and liuiltU. :
Alitnlnrly
Drtialt Ifrrnl'fttf ,
Tlio lUU'K'utiiiim nmrio In the potltion for
tlio riMiioval of the rt'tiplvtutt of the Norincrn
I'aiMlln railroad tonU 10 show tlint they worn
olthnrvoofullv Ineoinmitoiit or willfully ox-
if not , dotlit Jncronsin ) ; Its
H lo the Uiunof fiW.IKKi.UOO In om <
r , nnd the buylnifXif wortnlusn roads of
wiiioh llm dlrocitornmru v\ul : lo hnvo noon
tlm sellers , loul on whloh ihivv plncod thnlr
own prloo , iiu Kt-'HU n Itlnd of maimioimiii
which dosorvoa n punUlmuiiit nwro severe
than U Inllli'toil by the moro ronuivnl of iho
ix'Oolvors.
l.lslit U
iVrio Viirt , 6'uii ,
I'orhnps tlioi-o will bo better tnnon before
lonTTlioro ( I * alrondy li'is tloptvMion than
there \vi\s u wlillo HKI > In Colorado , Mmiio-
HOIII and olhur hlalCH hoyond iho Missouri ;
thorn U not vovy nmob In Vorniont , Now
ltainp < dilroor Mnlno ; tboro Is loss than
Ihoro wan m the staler of llui south , luchul-
tnu old ICoatuolcy ; there ts not ns miiuh here
HA HOMO \\aa ovi > n n month aio. The oloudi
that lower ever the oounlry do not look o
black an they looked nl iho setting In of
Iho wlntor , The Amorlnins never soitlo
down In tbo ilinnlis , even though the nnintii-
htliiitlon IK ) bolotudhiDUs ntuooiinv.f \ )
fatuoun , nnd tcKlMnlloa niienrlaiw. The
onofRlo * of tlio lu-oplo , and the reainnves of
iho oounlry , nnd Uio umjusty of the HIIKT , tuul
the bpiirllroiu-o of thosUlc * nro Indpttniotl-
liloVo xhould not wonder it 1 1' I should
turnout lo twin far morn satlsf.iplin-y yoir :
for n tfood many people than IMU has luvu.
The whlrllplu of tlmn nowr top < . not oven
when obstructed bhnbolndhiosUy. .
\Vli.il NolirM l < n Nrnlt.
nioro pcoiilA , nnil , ai n
' , a Kivatortllvenufleatloii of In-
iltntry. Thorn li nntilu | room within our
i titi : < iiiul inioxot'llotl mix-nn tn ( ? > * far si xvlilo-
nitroni ! oMMimirtii of our liulustrlwl doumlii.
Tlio tiKi'h'idturalwul nUv.U.ratklnu rvs.ouiv < <
of NoltiMKka nrounoxrollctl nuywliuro , xvhllu
tlmollmnto ( * ilonlwtilo ns It could Ixi
wtsliiM , Hut tlioro nro v t tlioiiMiirts of
aoivn v f OM-ollonl laiuU , right In tins luvirt
nf tlio most forlllfl niul iH\MiKltln > scotlon *
of Uio Atato , ilisiinra Mill ututowloHst. | In
tlio ( ilnisi ot soctlon nf tor stvi ion of chotco
laud l > IUR UlU * there sluuiM l > o st f.irm hoiiso
on cvory ijinrior. ' 1'ho lito.il aiul ro.-uly true
SotiMska fiNHii an inilu > , iri.il iwlut of vioxr
xvlll not txi rciltjixl till ttiis suite ot
] v > lMilnil > > ii U roaches ! . \Vhnt la trim
of ilu niri-iPiiHiirrtl ailvnnlatps U tnio of
ovrry oihi r InJiKtrinl tmtt'rprliio ,
i the wtxriil know tliist Is tliorc n
MMPinatte ntTort tn'tiiK inai'n ' to watior tlic
hiMnvlcast tlint T olinwkti offers
, 10 t > nxliKvr > . of nny fcimt not
iinhst anywliora ) f ot
PsiUv tlio MitiAUon U l In UMirKv and
j\ for tnxutnctvVo have thnu-
iu \raliiaUln npri-
I l.imls i lx > foisml anjrwnom , ojvjn
toruluvatlnn.VUhvMir unoxrellrttrm r
( vxiprv mtTor JtiiliKN'nioni * tn
urine IntlHttrio * not or th.in
unyw lions.V Uavs\a cll f
wlui tholr raritvt IMVUXTIT
| x > n 1 < > nl xipoix tfle st'arolnjxmont of thcso
MMMlwnis havcXvcn nit -
t hv fn\v Uxl tliPir t ciiiv ,
tipo "rfvoatv ovouM Ixs rt
i tliolr bftVtAw. luaiio i > sv > fiiaWc.
No tm irill v ninitl tj > r a moment that
T aft Joftv , r oxvn mxlnialn
\w > ihJvr5 of x-oaUh ana
i h txv OoV ti\Vm < wu * rtf > MnR out.
j ricvi
in-
main
ly ! * UxjyWe > A'w Vfl * n 1 VT -
ti
x * .
l I * , *
Tlio city of Detroit marketed fSM.OOO of
per cent bond * nt a prnmlum of H0,05.
Nature hn * many bann Imitators. Obsorv
how nuvr leaves nro turned before they fall
Mary Lcano nnd John .1. Instills snbst.in
tlnlly nprco tlint political reform u "nn Irrl
ilpuccnt dream. "
The mnln diijootlon to the nomination o
Hornblowor Is tlio suspicion that ho belong
to the tin variety.
Tnoro Is n Inr o. Juicy deficit In the Chicago
cage treasury. Ditto In the national trans
ury. Ilotb are clcmooratlc.
I'.itrlck Punch is nn applicant for ofllci
nml n Kcntucklati. Of coin BO ho U In lug !
llnvor nt homo and xvlth his party.
Kenntor David Hill ays ho will neve
strlvn for the democratic nrosiduntlnl nonil
nation again. The Mnynnrd IUHSOII tins madi
nn Impression. '
Secretary Oarllslo brings to the doflcl
"alliteration's artful aid. " Ho n.iys clears
clRarcttus , cants , cosmetics and cole iu
should bo taxed.
KaBtorn makers of collars nnd cuffs an
bawlbiK loudly npalust tariff reductions. Ni
muntlon Is nmdo of iho exactions of the cull
end collar trust.
Mrs. Martha Swain , xvho was born Dcccm
bor 17 , 1711-J , nnd didn't clinugo her naiiK
wluin she married , celobra ted herlOUt birth
day SuriUny lu I ea , Mass. She la remark
nbly bright and actlva.
The Bonntorlal inquiry Into tbo Hawallnr
mnddlo will not command public conildouci
In certain quarters unless It Is establishes
beyond n reasonable doubt that I'uramouni
nioimt cats fish \vlth his knife.
Donjon'fl great 03 1 niiataUo xvns lu choositif
V/ashlnRton xvboiico to uttorbls thre'ilcnlii ) .
lottors. Ho should Imvo beudod Qrcclcy
ROIIU to Oregon for Instaucu , secured a cox *
ornorshlp and enjoyed oxocutlvo Immunity
A bad man In I'cnnsylvnnln , xvho swon
profusely , xvns ntrlckun dumb , but sub
spquontl.v recovered , and became a rovlx'allst
If this process of InfusiiiK piety should become
come general thoplcturesquoncss of oxplos
tx-o rhetoric xvould soon Hud slioltcr bencatli
"oblivion's languid xvlnij. "
Sir Ocortro Mix-art's disquisition on "Hap-
pinesi lu Hell" Is not based solely on theory.
.Although bis conclusions Imvo bmm coir
dumncd and recanted tbolr siibstantlul cor >
ractloiin hax'o boon demonstrated out west.
The Box'ornor of Colorado professes happi
ness , though bo admits -iiell'ii a popplu' "
In bis vicinity.
Within the lai-RO liouso In Wasblntjtoii oc
cupied by Archbishop Satolll there is not n
woman to bo soon. All the servants nro
men , speaking Italian , and only bis Interpreter -
proter Hpculcs Ktiplitth. Satolli hits but one
fad. nnd thai Is 11 fondness for birds , In al
most every room of the house tboro Is a capo
ol birds , and the whole residence sccuis like
n mammoth ax-lary.
Captain Gerry Bassott of Hynnnis , Mass. ,
c.iu remember an exciting incident of the
xx-nr of 1SIU , xvhon an English privateer
chased a cotton-loaded schoonur into Hyau-
ids hnrbor , where the captain ran liia vessel
nslioro. Some of the townspuoplo secured a
cannon and llroil several shots from tbo
shore , which frightened the itix-adors nxvuy
without tlio coveted pi-i/o. Captain HasHott
ib 8-1 yearn old nnd the sou of a rovolutionnry
pensioner.
CiiorgoV. . Childs in a recent talk said Hint
there xvns nox-ernnv Jealousy liotxvoun Grunt
ami hlioriniin , though there hax-o been re
ports that such lealonsy did exist , nnd
related Grant's criticism of Kaufmnnn's
painting , the "March to the Spa , " which
hangs In the ball of the editor's bouse at
Ixiig lipauch. In the picture Sherman is
represented seated before his tout dox'oiil of
coat ami vest , but elad in H line white shirt.
(5 nun's llrat rnmark , xvheii liosaxv the paint
ing , was : "It'n excellent nnd looks Just like
Sliontmu , but I never saw him with a boiled
shirt on. "
Mi.tst'insa KLitrriiio LIGHT.
OMAHA , Dec. 211. To the Kdltor of TUB
] ! KK : In TUR HBR I noiico nn article on
"How to Mcasuro tbo Cnudlo Power of
ICleotrlo Arc Lights , " signed by Edward
Schurlg , xrlio terms liimsolf nn olei'tricinn.
Ho states "Tho terms I.'IK ) mulS.UOO oandlo
power luxvo becouio nt the present time
merely trade names , iho fonnnr being np-
pllpd to n six or sex-en ntnporo , high tension
lump , the latter to n nliio or ten nmpcro
lamp'1 ( low tension. ) I Imvo added
this , ns it Is npp.iri'iit from statements
following that Is xvbat ho Intended
to say. This Is tbo llrst time
1 have had the pleasure of hearing this def
inition clvon to low or high tension lamps.
If Mr. Shnrlg xvtll go to ibo trouble of visit-
lug iho pnbllo lltimryniui iniulra ] for Woit
\Vblpplo' xxnrl ; on "Municipal Lighting , "
No , N UIMa , r.nd turn to p.tgo TA , be will tlud
Uio fallowing stutrinoiit in rogani to high
and low tension nivs : "Tho hich lonsion
sysloui , to bo of len ampere current and
forty-live volt . in. f. per lamp , ami tlio low
tension system of eightotm ampere cumMit
\\xonty-llvo x-olt c. ni. f. per lamp , * *
* Hlsh tonsiou 10x45 If * ) walls ; low
iPiisltm ISxiKt I.V ) watts. " My Judgment
iunko ll eleur tlmt high nod low tension has
nothing to do with tlio high nnd low candio
l > ouer. I wish to make the statement that
It ts Impiwalhlo to use - I.Vrutls ) In an sire
llclitvheiv the Kamo 1 poorly ndJusttM nnd
not got "JtW CMtidlo power out of it ,
tud xvhon pro | orly adjustvit can be
niado to sbow ns high ns 1,1400. Not
ts n Kpborloal moasuivmenl of caudle
poww , turnover , but us nu\ihiinM fnim tbo
nuglo of ibo most ltenso light. If the
nuthor of the article i\forn\t to bad gene 10
Ibo troulilo of oallinr on iho city elootrk-lnu
; viid sisUluc htm lo how and oxplaln Ibo Dr.
\\Vbbor photomoior bo itroltably xxonld
iiovor liax-o writtou ibo | r < of hi * lottnr
iHirininiui ; to iho diftlculiy of moasuriug
ifgbl.s of dluVroul colors 1 wish lo btalo a *
; i p.book on tbo instrument that 1 hax-o Uoon
nblo to shoiv an mvurai\x betxvivn the n o of
1 plain , fctMlghl light and one from the oal-
nxsl r.iys of Ugluotono-tweuiioUiof 1 per
onu
Ho says ibat "Tbo toriiK 1.2iXand ) S.X)3i\in- (
lloixi\xi > r lumi bixuMuoat proscnt MaiAniercl.v
iraiio name * . " Then before tbo pbotomotor
vcomno a sxuvoss tney xvoro furnishing Uio
full amount of candle poxvor , but sincti n has
KHMUIO MICOOSS i hey bnxi > Io ere l the
-indlo jwvxer. 1 think \Vhipplo x-cry aptl.v
nit It xvhon Ho salil , "It is iltrtlcutt and un-
.atlstai'lory . lo measure aivuratoty iho can-
lie poiver of nn nro liKht , and Iberefore
nanufaclurors eonhldcr that they run no
isk in guaranteeing the candle power , as it
vill Ixj almasi ImiwssHile for iho purchaser
o ascvrtain whether ibo lighi e\iuo up to
lie standard or not. " Tnls tv > ok xvis xrril-
en in ISsV. itixxlubly belonnho present im-
inixtxun'nts iu ptiotometric xvork xxcro
mown. MJ. . Co iiiu.
l.nnor
Ttntt.
Dealers In slories treat in ? iiwn the anur
f iho uncmptoyo\l should mine lOjUJther
lofore sending out tluur gue iu. n their
Uiiements vary * o gnw.&ly tram the facts
, s to lx > valucle * * 10 ho o xxho nxjunv
iols ralher than Imagination. Kx-cn ttiat
rvx > pll auUinriiy known as Rratuirevrs
ilhi rhas lx n Unroifet upon or has b.tca
uiltj otiiumpuUlIng returns to suit a soj
lunxno. The 'Vanoful and onajprehem&ixxs
.uowpi" puWi&hexl oy HradnrePl's lcs.s
han a xreeK aw has all th * iVjrroarScs of
ho b.iiiclox who > o iniror.li % ai JJ him Voa
&r It Is urnrUmc 10 IMTO fn > ra this
.ireful .iii mp ! ih.it in the city of Dstroit
he xv\iri ) % show TT OCVJ we ! men. This
incht ji .s < , inresiigatian If ihe ajrurei vrerc
ihim ! . than wic-nalf. t > ul iVtrolt has
nly AY\SA iwpuUtum , and this rnnt lhal
rast lh n ITperoent hv > anytfeJag to ao.
V tare TTvAvi Idle ien a.H t&Mns. M JXT
on I nuvre liiin l icrc are bsJniT w N > in
'hlUiloJ hii , And niiiro Ih.is tbe nuoibftr in
ot Ht' SJiA , xvtiite
Yorttwaly cUlws SJP.XX fbe xv Klp t of
; 1lh the truth.
. ttru-u
& Vh wand it wni Ably
WIT * * pa , n iwi very Mt * osra xns ,
rnr
4VlhS
VlhS
VlhSi
Mumc ixxl woii ; ol
Ooct
It lus ,
fvv Jrwc CMnft I'MCW sMira.
JUDICIAL H.tXI > HAtlHI ! > ll.
Chicago Herald The Injunction ( lees no
forbid employes to null xvork at such time :
nnd plnces that traffic will not bo inter
ruptctl. Its main force Is In lorblddlm
them to Interfere xvlth nr w employes , o
whom thousands can be procured and nri
reauy to go to xvork. If thcro U a ntrlki
noxvltxvlll not bo ngatn t ludlvltiuils , noi
Hgnlnst a corporation , but ngiilnst tin
United States HOVornmt-nt ropri'SiJtittnl bj
Its courts. That , however , xvould not bo ex
nctly n strike. It xvould bo rebellion , xvhlcl
is n very sorlou ? matter.
Denver Noxvs : Tno oitlor USIKX ! by .ludgt
Jpnhlns of Mllxvnnifco at the instance of tin
receivers of the Northern IMclflr , restrain
Ing the employes of that road from "com
bluing and conspiring to quit the .sorvlco 01
the road , with or without notice , " mark !
. another onoroochmbnt of tbo courts ttpor
rights of working people , which nro now all
but universally conceded by the ulvilizeil
nations. It Indicates n tendency xvbleh. II
not uhcckfnl , xvlll end In making the United
States courts rolled an arbitrary form ol
despotism to xvbleh thcra xvlll bo no Hint !
short of congressional legislation ,
Chicago Hecord : A still moro vital point
brought up by this Interesting case Is the
old nui'stlou of labor's right to organl/atlon ,
If such n right bo coupcdod It xvlll probably
Hcotn to most xvorkmon that no clrcuuv
stances xvould justify It.s Infringement. In
tbo present case iho railway men , xvho arc
no party to the financial embarrassment ! ot
Ibo road , find themselves suffering tlmrofot
nnd forbidden either to ivliovo themselves
of the burden Imposed or to got aid from
thnlr natural allies. The peculiar nature ol
tbo rasa will glvo It xvldo Interest lo students
of Industrial problems.
Chicago Record : A document of extraor
dinary character Is tbo Injunction Issued by
a Judge of the United States court In Mil-
xvaulteo on petition of tbo recelx-ers of the
Northern Pacific road. It nppcnrs that the
receivers , finding the tlnnnuc.4 of the road In
bad condition , have ordered several successIve -
Ivo reductions In the xvagcs of employes.
When they learned that tbo latter xvoro on
the point of protesting xvlth n strilco they
applied for this Injunction , xvblcb not only
forbids tbo railway men to quit xvork , but
onJoiiiR tbo workmen's conference committee
from ordering a strike nud tliu loaders of
national organizations of railway men from
lending any aid in case a strike should be
made.
Philadelphia ledger : An extraordinary
stop to prevent a strike has been taken by
ibo receivers of tbo Northern 1'aclllc rail
road. To anticipate tbo xvlthdrnxvnl on Jan
uary 1 of moro than 3,000 men lu the employ
of the receivers , because of n reduction In
xx-ages authorized by tno court , the receivers
applied to tbo United States circuit court ut
Milwaukee and secured an Injunction re
straining these employes from conspiring to
quit xvork , xvlth or xvitbout notice , for tbo
purpose of crippling the operation of tbo
road and from Interfering xvlth the receivers
or their agents In any manner In the move
ment of tr.iins. Tbo action xvas taken upon
the refusal of tbo representatives of tbo em
ployes to accept tbo uexv schedule.
o
1'lllbU * .S 7 A T/.S71CA.
Michigan has f > ( > 3 convicts , all males.
The convicts of Kcxv Hampshire number
137.
Maryland has 074 convicts , of whom 407
nro unmarrioa.
Minnesota has 312 white convicts , sixteen
colored and one Indian.
Nevada has 11M convicts , employed in
making boots and shoes.
The No-tb Carolina penitentiary contains
UtU ) white and'.Ul colored convicts.
Of the 1S33 prisoners in California 7V.I are
American born and 401 are foreigners.
The Hbode Island penitentiary has 124
convicts and is run at un annual loss of S2U-
000.
000.Tho
The United States has R05 prisoners at
Fort Ixjax'onworth , WO of whom are de
serters.
Indiana lias OIU convicts. Of the Indiana
eonx-icts 8 < A > nro single , 'JOO married , thirty-
one xvidoxvors.
The California penitentiary has ono pris
oner ' . 'S ycnrft olil , tivo nged T5 , ono 74 , ono
Tit , ono 72 and two 71.
Maine has 135 convicts xvho are employed
in the manufacture of carriages , harness ,
brooms , furniture and clothing- .
Tbo Noxv York state prison at Albaov has
I2M inmates. The expenditures of the m-
stitution exceed the income over $100,000 a
, x ear.
Illinois has 1420 convicts , S6 per cent ot
xvhom are under 40 ye.irs ot age. Of the Illi
nois convicts only 10 per cent ara un-
t-duenled.
The convicts of Massachusetts nun.bcr 650 ,
emplo.xod hi m\Uincr shoes , brushes , beds ,
trunk ! ! and harness : IKU xxero under 20 years
of ace when admitted.
Iowa has 402 male convicts and txvcnlv fe
male. Their j-ocial state xx-.is : Single/101 :
married , S3 ; divorced. 5 ; xxldowers , 15 : xvid-
ows , 2 ; grass xvldoxvcrs , 4.
Among the Hawaiian prisoners last year ,
2f > 03 xvcre Haxvaii.xns , 2s6English. American ,
! > WGerman. ; l < 3 ; French. 1G ; Portuguese , 212 ;
Chine-so , 1.1W3 ; Japanese , 26T ; South Sea
Islanders , SO.
On holidays Illinois caaviMs have roast
turkey and roast pig. er.uibo.iry or. upplo
sauce , pickled encumbers , nuts , biseoiits.
Rluger cakes , npnles , coffee xvith sugar and
srcam , nnd clears ,
Of 5JS5 prisoners in Aritnnn thirty-one xrero
ronunllUHi for iminlor in thfl first degree ,
thirly-llvo in the second , sKiy-fire inr uian-
stanglucr. forty-eight for 'murderous r.s-
siult , ten for bodily assault and twenty for
xx-ith deadly xTC.xtvtn.
ffieitn mil * A\I > ftiuiitAXK i.v.t.
A young Hwedo xvho had both bandi
frozen wlillo husking corn near Lincoln hni
been sent to Ul. Joe , xvhoro ho has relatives ,
Hunger Is given n.i the cause of loss ol
reason by Mm , W K. McCuno , XTlfo of n
Lincoln county farmer. She has boon taken
to tbo Norfolk asylum.
Six weeks nftor the ( loath of hi * vtlfo
from tvphoid fever L. Clrlnun of Norfolk 0
nuccunihod to tbo sumo dlsc.iso. lie lacked
one day of bolng 50 years old ,
The farmers of Cass county , ivho formed
rx mutual insurance company , only paid { 40
In losses lust year , though (90,000 In ncxr
Insurance Irnd been phccd during the year
Harry 0. Do.Morrltt. the Custor county
man xvho shot John Satulonon last xveok ,
wn.s given n bearing by Judge Shlnn ol
HroUen Itoxv , snJ xvas then discburgcd xvlth
n roprlmaud.
It was because his father objected to hlj
xvlfo that John Vnvra , n Knnuders county
farmer , committed siilcldo. Ho had loaded
up on whisky before \\ff \ \ ilrcd the shot that
ended his llfo. Vnvra was LM years old. Ho
bad recently sold his farm nnd xvas gobg to
Canada. Ho was the oldest son of 1'V.ink
Vnvra , ono of the pioneers of Sauudors
county , Ho laax'cs a xvlfo and baby.
1'Ved Smith , n 10-year-old Kuuosaxr boy ,
accidentally shot his mothui , Mrs. J.I ) .
Smith , .Sunday. Ho was foollifj ; with n ! W-
caliber revolver preparatory to n ceiobr.iilon
of Now Year's eve , nnd Ins mother bi'lmr In
the sumo room when the gun was discharged ,
the ball entered the right side , passing
through the lower lobo of tno lung and lodg
ing Just under tbo sltlu under the loft
shoulder blade. Medical aid xvas summoned ,
but the pb.VHlcIan says that owing to bur ago
and f < oblo condition her recovery Is very
doubtful. The husband , two daughters and
the son are nearly insane xvlth grief.
M S. I.uobbou , cashier of tlio First Na
tional bank of Mutton , has returned to his
homo from DPS Molnus , xvhoro bo went to
marr\ Miss Mnuda Orvls. a pretty school
teacher. Hut bo didn't marry her , for sifter
tbo license bad been Issued nud xvhllo Iho
xvcddlng party xvas preparing to RO to the
chin ch the bride-elect changed her mind
and refused to lot tbo ceremony po on. She
gave Luobbcn no reason for her sudden
change of mind , ho .says , nud ho Is unable to
account for bur action uulcsu UioTo Is an
other man she caroa moro for. Lnoubcn bad
prepared a homo for his bride and takes the
matter hard.
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T4.1HT l'iiH' . % ViOI' .
Now Orleans I'lcayiino : Thcro are n great
muny muii of notu vrho Imvo no roiuly cash.
I'uck : "When Greek Meets Oreok. " Wlfo-
Tlioro Is n burglar going tlirmuh your pants !
llii > > l > und ( iiiiconcurni'dly ) You two llKht It
outholuoRii yoursulvus.
I.owoll Courier : A druni-inalor can't get up
half as big u nu-Uot us a 10-yoar-old minor.
ItoelicstorDciiiocriit : Hoarder -Is tlilsgotin-
Inu vegetable bouu ? Walter i'os , sir ; foiiriuon
carrots lino.
Philadelphia Kocord : It Is rather hard for a
bachelor wlm Ilvos on llm tuuth lloor of an
npartinunt house to sett o down.
Kim Ira Oarctto' My von , observe the postage
stain ] ) Ms iisefulnesb dopomls upon Its abil
ity lo stick to one tlitnjr until It guts thcro.
Indianapolis Journal : Tommy I'aw , xvlint
does It mean when n man inni on a ticket as a
laboring man ?
Mr. Kljii ; U means that lie has got tired of
x\orklng lor a living.
Jndeo : Conductor Now , then , why did you
n u- this train ?
Native I wanted t * nstt yo' , sail , of yo' know
onny Kemman on boa'd dat wanted t' buy a
good coon do ; .
Philadelphia Kccord : Muggins Hello , lln-
Bln-,1 What are you doing now ? IlncKlns I'm
u mall carrier. Alusclnt Jlall carrier , oh ?
Ilugplns Ves my xvlfo had twins a few days
ago , both boys.
New Orleans Picayune : The tlilof who stele
a trombone " ( us not 2 high-toned thief.
Courier : Alfalrs may bo strained
at Hawaii , but they uro by no means clear.
Indianapolis Journal : Young Mr. I'ltln
Tlmt plo you pax o to the Commercial club for
t'io poor bus been ono of tlm most successful
contributions of the year. VoungMr * . Kltts
Indeed ? "Yes indeed. It has been prei-ented
to no less thau seven poor families so far "
i Ttmtt.
The Aquldnban and Nlctheroy are likely soon
to meet
And vrhen they del > e tcance xrlll bo lively ,
short , und > weet.
Itcau'i l > e iimphesit'd ahead who'll xvln ; tha
rebel Mello
Has hope * , nut they exploded m.iy be by tha
other fellow.
vol. l.
A winning wile.
A sunny smile ,
A feather.
A tiny talk.
A pleasant walk.
Together.
vot. n.
A little doubt ,
A playful pout.
Capricious.
A merry mis * .
A stolen kUx ,
iMlclous.
voi. m.
"You ask mamma1
"Consult papa , "
"With pleasure , "
And both repent
This rash m cut
At leisure.
I"n , - , - an -
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CO.
The Unrest mikera and s llari o !
line dotties ou :
Your money's worth or your money hack.
ti
We're in it-
This invoicing' business is no snap iis more
work than Lwe thoug-ht I ll
Jbut we are culling out
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some elegant bargains and
next
Saturday ,
M
January 6th.J
we begin our
n Grand Sweeping Out Sale.
Full particulars Friday.
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BROWNING , KING & CO. ,
s Sis.
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