THE OMAITA DAILY BEE : SUNDA1 UEOEMKER 21 , 1R93-SIXTEEN VAGES. OMAHA DAILY BEE IcT UOSnWATEU.JxUtor. : v MOUNINO. TBHMS OF SUIIPCUll'TIOH. Dally Hep iwllhoul SurAiy ) Ono Ycnr * j " 0 Hallv ami Snmlny , Ono Year i " RlxMonilift S VX > rhrpo Months ; ; " : : " . ' a iio S.'iltmfay Hep On" Vpnr 1 52 OJ \V : Vly Dec. Olio Year OFFICKS. Council Hindu. 12 I'cnrl strvr-t. . ClilcneoOfflcn. 317 chnnilx-rof Comnirrcc. , NW York. rooinO3.14niiaiirTritium-biillillnif : ivn ' . > iiie < oii , rii : Fourteenth nti-em. COUHKSl'ONDKXOK. All rommmilenlloim rolallnz to news rind Pill- To ttio Kdltor. lorYn ) matter ulimiM bo mlilrrawili 1HIS1NKSS LKTTKtlS. All hiiMSiiPftN letters ami remittance * ntiniilil bo I'HbllnlilMirroimi.my.Omnnn. tittlrfiiiil to TinIl'o br.ilH clirckH mid iioslolTlPO orrters to bonnirto ravabli tullii-order oMhPPomtKmy. . , _ . . , „ Til K HKB IM'III.ISIHXO COMPANY SVVoUN STATKMKNT OF C Stale of Xi'bMMK.I , I Comity of Doiul.is. I Oporif" P.T/.Hclnick.snerntnryof Tim nr.Krtib- llMihiK tMiiminny. ilrn" ! Bolenmlv swenr Ihnt tlio ocliial rlreulallon of TllK DAIt.V 11RK for tlio week nnOltiB Ik-reiiifoerlM. 18U3. wan n follows : Riinilay Dci-c.inl.fr 17 HSYv.2 Monday. Diwtntinr 1H S'4'iii't " " ( riiPiMlny. Dwuibrr 10 ? ? YVednewlay. l ifemtMT2l ) . . .vSti ! Thm "day. Dii'Piitlipr 21 o.Vmi fr'iliinv. Ucpi'inbi-rau , , n . . .Vi- Batunlny , Ioc.-tnbi'r23 ) OrilHUK I ) . TZXCIItTK. . - _ , - sworn to bnforo inn ntnl wbncrltieil In \ * ± I y r"0 'N.'I"KM"NoUry'Kbili' ' ' ' ' . ' November , 'JI.'JIO. : lriilntl ( n for Tin : members of the ways nml menus oominiUeu nromiao not to talk about tlio tarllT botoro .Tnmmry 1. Lot tlio prcHi- flout ISHIIO n proolninsiUon for another liny of general thnnkstjlvlnj ? . TllKprlco of hogs In the Omaha nmr- Icot lias rlscm to 5 icntH ; , with an upward tendency. The Nebraska farmer who Icoops his pans full of the young1 Ameri can shoat is wise in his jrcnoratlon. \Vr. rniKT olauwhoro n column of Btnto political history , revived for the ppocial delectation of the Dodge county coiiUnsrent. Tlio subject is recalled by the unprovoked attempt to or n'iizo ' a Boycott ayninsl this paper. WOKMJ'S fair concessionaires BUC- neded in securing > vor 8200,000 from exposition mnnnpomcnt as balm for ' upon their exclusive privileges. The oxporieneo of the con cessionaires in "doing" the public evi- ilcntly availed thorn in "doing" the World's fair managers. GOVBKNOK WAITE has been induced to reluctantly withhold his proposed call for an extra session of the Colorado legIslature - Islaturo until more people have an op portunity to protest against his contem plated action. The governor fears that ho will not liavo another chance to call n legislative session after tlio expiration Ot his present term of olllco. SOMU of the export testimony in the X'rondorgast murder trial was intended to show that the prisoner was insane be cause the shape of his lower jaw is not quito normal. Whereupon tlio Chicago Jleruld pertinently asks whether the ox- Jiorts imagine that the brain is located Sn the jaw. Lone ; oxporieneo inclines us to believe that the jaw is the seat of fcomo mysterious power , but whether it Is the brain or not is btill an open liucslion. Tiu : asylum boodlers down at Lincoln will sleep much more soundly hereafter , linvlnjr made sure that a nolle prosequi lias been formally entered against the Indictments pending against thorn in the courts of Lancaster county. They ought to demand reparation for their injured Vopiitntions. A verdict for damages in a suit for malicious prosecution in their cases would bo nothing surprising from u Lancaster county jury , but they prob ably will prefer to present claims for damages to the next legislature. Tan now wing of the county hospital "building has been accepted. It is said to bo far bettor than the tumble down Btruaturo it has supplanted. It only nerves to emphasize the wretched condi tion of tlio south wing , the walls of which Imvo bulged and are braced by heavy timbers. This hospital building ought , to bo sound mid in ship shape , but It already presents a dilapidated appear- nnco. It is a orying shame that the con tractors who built it cannot ho held to an accountability for their misdeeds. AaiTATiON that was so rife just after Thanksgiving , demanding radical changes in the rules under which the Intercollegiate foot bull games are played , is bearing fruit sooner than many of the ngitntors had dared to hope. Tlio finun most intimately connected with tlio manugomont of college ath letics have taken the matter up and nro proceeding with a revision of the rules In n manner calculated to eliminate the mans plays against which the charge of brutality was most frequently made , Foot ball is bound to atyy for some years to come , and foot ball under revised rules gives promise of over topping the immense popularity which the game lias already attained Till ! voters of Dauglas county who authorized the issue mid sale of bonds In the Bum of $150,000 for road Improve ments will endorse the proposition to provide work for the unemployed. Contractors - tractors who bid upon the work , condi tioned that the county shall furnish the crushed stone needed ut market prices , will strike n popular chord. Idle men who want work will reap a positive ben efit if permitted by the county to break the stone. They can earn a living and thus relieve the taxpayers of Douglas county from the cost of keeping thorn. The plan , if curried out , will furnish a ready means of determining how miuir ablo-bodlod men now out of employment really want work. These who deelino the invitation to work could bo nt once run out of the county and kept out , which would bo another relief to the taxpayers. Wo suggest that the unem ployed mon of this county got up a peti tion to the county oommitiHionors , sign ing their names thereto and assorting their willingness to accept the work when offered by the county. Such u petition could be used by the commis sioners us n mcuiui of preventing new comers from benefiting by the meas ures for public relief. Omaha has enough pauperized pnoplo and docs not to throw out a halt for more. 'Tho ono day of the year that is ob served by the entire Christian world , regardless of donomlnational difToroncoa the relatively insignificant body of dissenters excepted la again at hand , bringing with it the usual store of hope , of expectation , of desire unfortunately not to bo realized by all , for this day brings also its disappointments and regrets - grots , and those scorn harder to boar at this time than at any other. And on this Christmas there will bo more disap pointment and regret In thU rich and favored land than has boon experienced for many years. In tens of thousands of homos , where a year ago tlio voices of happy children made glad and uleoful the whole Christmas day , and the hearts of parents were light and joyful as they contem plated the happiness which their ntToo- tionato solicitude had wrought , there will this year bo gloom and sadness and dospondency. A host of people who on last Christmas were fully employed at remunerative wages arc now idle , some of them at the point of destitution , others sPL'ing their little-store being steadily depleted , and nil facing tin outlook that seems almost hopeless. Another host nro working on short time anil at reduced pay. with the possibility that they may have to join the army of idlers any day. In the homes of thcso people there will bo little merry making at this Christ inas time. Their solicitude Is how to get bread and fuel rather than dolls and toys. For most of them the Christmas dinner will at the host bo scanty , while for many there will bo no dinner ntall un less it is supplied by the hand of charity. In these homes the little ones will look in vain for the tokens of parental nlTec- tion which , in past years , brought them unspeakable happiness and taught them to Ionic to this time for the highest real ization of gladness and gi-nlllioation. Want and privation stalk through this land of almost boundless wealth anil in exhaustible resources as never before. This is the dark side of the Christmas picture. It is well not to lo&o sight of it , because it conveys at onuu u lesson and n call to duty. Our unfortunate fellow citizens must bo eared for , and those who arc in a position to contribute to their care will find no bettor way of putting themselves in harmony with the true spirit of the Christmas time than by giving something for the relief of those who are in need. But Christmas has its bright side , on which imagina tion may picture the realization of hope and desire , see the glad frolic of chil dren , and note the happiness of those who give and those who receive remem brances of affection and of friendship. If we must count by thousands those who will find no cheer in the recurrence of Christmas , but rather a keener sense of their unfortunate condition , we must count by millions those who are able to fulfill all the reasonable requirements of this season and to derive from it the usual fund of pleasure and gratification. In the great majority of the homes of this city there will be little difference in the observance of this Christinas from what there has been in tlio past. The holiday trade of the stores has probably not been so largo as it was last year , particularly as to the more expensive class of goods , but it has been on a quite generous scale , and this is the report generally. Tlio great ma jority of our people , while not as prosperous - porous as a year ago , arc still able to moot the pleasing obligations and fulfill the kindly olu'eca that are peculiar to this occasion. The highest duty imposed by Christ mas is to make others happy. In the performance of that duty each ono will find his or her highest happiness. TUB 13KK hopes there is no ono among its thousands of readers who will not be able to realize all that is meant by the wish of "A Merry Christmas. " niKO AND L'l.lX ASill.lTlONS. The banking department of Nebraska has ordered an examination of the con stitutions and by-laws of all building and loan associations authorized to do busi ness in the state. The object in view , it is announced , Is to enforcean exact com pliance with the law and eliminate such features as am in conflict with the act of 1S91. 1S91.Tho The action of the board is timely and gives promise of n much-needed reform. It is n notorious fiict that the law gov erning building and loan associations has been indifferently enforced. Immediately - diatoly after the approval of tlio act of 1891 the banking department issued a circular of instruction explaining the law , defining the manner of organiza tion , and the linoj within which the business of associations should bo con ducted. Tills was supplemented with reports of oxaminora and decisions by the board , all of which were In accord with tlio spirit of tlio law and just to nil concerned. Hut the vigilance of the au thorities relaxed. The pressure of spec ulative associations overcame rules and decisions and the state was soon overrun with adventurers of the got-rlch-quick order. When the present board took chartro a year ago few of the speculative concerns approved by the preceding board could comply with the law nnd were excluded. Somo. however , rather than give up a promising Hold of opera tion , reorganized in tlio state and be- cured approval of business methods of the jughandlo variety. Tlio purpose of the law governing building and loan associations is to pro vide a system of state examination nnd supervision which will protect the Rav ings of members and preserve the mutuality of interest which is the basis of oo-oporntloii. The rights nnd privi leges of all members must bo on an equality , nil sharing , in proportion to payments , in the profits and expenses. Favoring ono class of stockholders at the expense of others should not bo permitted. The growth nnd perma nency of these associations depends on confining them strictly to the limita tions of the law and rooting out ovcry feature tending to speculation and dis honesty. The stuto board is well aware of the dangerous tendency of many associa tions. It has the complaints of numer ous victims , sufficient in themselves to justify u denunciation almost as strong as that directed at bogus bond invest ment companies last summer. Hut llrst of all the board should promulgate spo- clfio rules for the Rtildancc of associa tions and then enforce compliance with out fear or favor. This is nil honest associations ask ; It is the least the board can grant. That much peed will result from a Ronoral overhauling is not to bo doubted. The fact that Hank Examiner McOrew has boon chosen for the ta insure * an Intelligent and unbiased examination. Mr. McCtrow is especially qualified for the duty. . Ho has examined the books of every association in the state , is familiar with their methods as well as the law nnd knows by oxporieneo whore safety ends and danger begins. VSK .l.VD 4/1 / USB ClllltSVMAS HlVTt\ Christmas gifts tokens of romom- brnnco nnd good will have become an established feature of Christmas cole- bratlon and have came to form ono of the most potent factors that have con tributed toward making its observance so general anung all classes. History docs not disclose just how the beautiful custom arose from small baginninga nnd grow to its pro.snt 'magnitude , but as an evidence of unselfishness ami thought ful generosity It hal commended itself to all charitable people. Mora particularly by the children la the Christmas time looked forward to as a time when simple toys and other little indulgences nro t-j gladden childish hearts. The sentiment that prompts true Christmas Riving Includes only that which is noble and self-sacrificing nnd Is ono whoso cultivation no one would wish to hinder or discourage. While all this is true , it must bo con fessed that the custom of making whole sale gifts threatens to overdo a praise worthy practice. Giving is only noble when urged by purely philanthropic motives the desire to plcaso others and to make them happy. When , it degenerates into an offering in the hope of Inviting an equally costly counter-offering It begets an abuse which has no justification. Uidding for Christmas presents In this way has not yet become prevalent to any great extent , but giving solely because the gift is ex pected is. alas , becoming too common. In many eases the practice has sunk into a mere exchange of presents , tin exchange which takes place , not because of any desire to ex change , but simply because a blindly followed custom prescribes it. "I must got something for Henry" and "John is not to be forgotten" lead up to ' 'What u nuisance Christmas pres ents uro" and "I might as well buy my own presents and bo sure of getting something that I want. " People who cannot afford it feel .themselves under obligations to give and are driven to make sacrifices that they can scarcely afford because they fear .that they will bo accused of ingratitude or thoughtless ness if they do not give anything. Among the causes of this state of things we find the constantly increasing costliness of the gifts that are exchanged. What at first was a comparatively inexpensive way of showing a follow interest in our friends has boon trans formed into a competition to see which could make the other fool under the greater obligation. The circle within which the exchanges of gifts take place has grown gradually wider and wider until now , instead of including members of the family only , the gift mania ex tends to friends , associates and some times oven to business patrons. The expensiveness - pensiveness of the indulgence threatens to swamp the original beauty of the custom , which lay In its very simplicity and innocence. It is not necessary for us to insist that Christmas gifts , if made at nil , should bo things that may bo useful to the recipient. A present need not bo useless in order to con voy the idea that it is given for purely unselfish reasons. Waste and extravagance are not to bo upheld , oven under the guise of generosity. The abuses that have boon ingrafted upon tlio custom must bo checked if Christ inas giving is to continue to bo gener ally observed. Already in some of- the eastern cities people are declaring their intentions of nutting- down their Christ inas expenditures and of donating to charitable institutions the sums they would luivo spout. This has the ring of trim Christmas giving of giving merely to do good. If we can only strip the cus tom of its abuses its capacity for useful ness and good will bo increase ! ! . r , TKMl'GHAtiCK THAOHIXU. Rev. Theodore L. Cuylcr of Brooklyn is not only ono of tlio most talented , popular and beloved clergymen of tlio City of Churches , but ho has also boon n total ab.Hinoneo advocate for moro than half a century. Fifty-one years ago lie delivered his first temperance lecture from tlio aamo platform with tlio great oolil water advocate of tlio Catholic church , Father Matthew. A3 editor , preacher , lecturer ami author ho has steadfastly preached and practiced total abstinence- has been an active par ticipant in all the great temperance movements of this country , excepting , perhaps , the Washingtonian crusade , \vhloli occurred before ho reached American soil. Ills words upon tlio subject of temperance reform ought to bo accepted by practical advocates of total abstinence us coming from a friendly source and should load the thinkers engaged in the work to can vass carefully nia propositions. In un article published in last week's Now York Independent the venerable minister of the gospel distinctly charges that the prohibition movement has re tarded the progress of total abstinence. Ho points lo the remarkable results of the earlier agitation when pulpit , press and platform thundered against the drinking usages of society. Spoletloj for the promotion of total abstinence were formed everywhere. Tlio people were educated to abhor the drink habit and public sontlmont was crystallzud against the social glass as well as the anloon. The good doctor saya tlmt the generation which grow up under thU tenoning is fast passing away and the largo and enthusiastic meeting whore thousands signed the pledge to abstain . Tlio total abstinence is a thing of the past. stinence societies , in spite of their at tractive secret work and social features , are diminishing in numbers and in fluence. The Sons of Temperance was fifty years old n year ago , but the last ton years show rf considerable falling off In inoiriborship. It is so with the Good Templars and tlip''emplo of "Honor. From those fapJ , Ir. Cuylor passes to the reason and jlivqUio clearest manner shows that It is because of the diminu tion of the moral effort against the drink hnblt. Tli'o rising generation is not educated to ojnl abstinence. Tem perance meetings In those days nro devoted - voted to dlscimiom of the relative merits and demerit * of prohibition , low license , high llbe'ii'so and local option. The prohlbltionts cnlls everybody who docs not bullcvo with him a "rummy , " nnd tlio effort of public speakers is directed to the legal method of closing up the saloons and forbidding the salu and manufacture of alcoholic liquors. On this line his words nro worth quot ing , and ho says : "While the demand Is unchecked the supply will continue , nnd nil the prohibitory laws will bo like- a dam of rushes before Niagara. "The fact is that temperance , if It is hold to bo synonymous with prohibition , is making more headway. "Tho sanguine promise * of the prohibi tion party Imvo not boon realized. After twenty years of effort that party has not quite reached ! ! 00,000 votes out of a total of 12,000,000. " The doctor thinks it is time for the advocates of temperance to quit politics , go back to first principles nnd try persuasion again. The follow ing ringing sentiments are commended to the candid consideration of the pro hibition crusaders : "Wo never shall conquer nt the ballot box until wo have conquered the voters by arguments and persuasion. Wo never can stop the sale of intoxicants until more check is put to drinking them. God never moans that a great moral warfare against a colossal sin shall bo shirked by His people and turned over to tlio tender mercies of political strategists. " cui'srttrJKO.V ; SKUVICK. The appointment of Mr. Wayne Mac- Veagh as ambassador to Italy is un questionably n distinct gain for the diplomatic service of the country abroad. It has received the commenda tion of newspapers of all shades of political opinion and its prompt confir mation by the senate attests the high standing of Mr. MaoVcagh in the re spect of public men. Ho is a distin guished lawyer , a scholar of varied at tainments , and will shine equally in diplomatic and social functions.Vitli snob mon roprose'nting the United States at the principal courts of Europe as Mr. Bayard , Air. Eusti , Mr. Runyan and Mr. MaoVcagh , ' . the interests of this country in tlio old world should bo well cared for , ' its dignity main tained and respect for it increased. It is now very generally admitted , except by the few who contend that there is no necessity for our 'government ' maintain ing a diplomatic jCstublishment , that congress acted wisely in authorizing the president to raise the grade of our en voys to correspond with the rank in which foreign countries accredit their agents hero. Tito promptness with which Great Britain , Franco , Italy and Germany recognized "this action by con ferring upon their representatives to this country the title of ambassador was substantial evidence of the high respect of those nations for the United States , and there can ba no doubt that this elevation in the rank of our rep resentatives to those governments will bo found bsnoflcial. In diplomacy , as in everything else , and to a much greater extent than In most rela tions , rank carries weight and influence , so that with ambassadors instead of ministers plenipotentiary the United Slates should bo more influential , as they certainly will bo moro respected than over boforo. It would bo Gratifying to bo able to say that the present administration has been as fortunate in its consular as in its diplomatic appointments of course putting the Van Alon incident out of consideration but this cannot be done. Referring to the consular service in his annual message the nreaident said : "Tho duties and powers of consuls liavo boon expanded with the growing re quirements of our foreign trade. Dis charging important duties affect ing our commerce and Amer ican citizens abroad , and in cer tain countries exercising judicial functions , those officers should be men of character , intelligence nnd ability. " It cannot bo fairly claimed that this principle has been strictly observed in the appointment of consuls under the present administration. The former as sistant secretary of state , who it scorns was appointed with special reference to replacing republicans by democrats in the consular service , was not so particu lar about tlio character nnd intelligence of applicants for consulships as ho was about the genuineness of their democ racy and the party service they had ren dered , and bunco many of those appoint ments would not stand the teat pre scribed by the president. It is mani festly quite as Important to establish and. maintain a high standard for the consular as for the diplomatic service , and this is recognize by all the loading nations of Europe. Tlio consular systems of Great Britain.Gonnany and Franco ro- colvo the most cnrofWand constant atten tion from the governments of those coun tries and the rosulti liavo fully justified tills vlgilunco umlj'aulieHudo , for the service lias boon fruitful of the greatest benefits to these countries. The con sular representative of these countries are mon of high intelligence who have a knowledge of praotltid affairs , and they know that zeal , fidplf.vy and efficiency In the performance ofnholr duties innans advancement. Entrance into the diplo matic and consular jorvicos of European countries Is a Hfo work with which changes in governmental administration do not interfere. It is n matter of no moment to a British consul whether the conservative or the liberal party is in control of tlio gov ernment of Great Britain. His tenure is not affected by his political opinions , and bo ho tory or liberal ho is as sufo under ono rule as under the other , if only his record as un olllcial is good. The strict observance of this principle is an incentive to such officials to make and maintain a good record The adoption of a like principle by this government has long boon advocated , but while there has boon sonio progress toward it in the retention of consuls who have shown exceptional ability the practice of making swooping changes In the consular service with the advent of every now administration , In order to provide for n class of polltl- clansmany of whom could not bo elected to the position of constable at homo , seems llkoly to bo maintained for many years to come. Fouii years for the completion of a federal census Isstlll altogether too long In the eyes of most people who wish to make use of its results. A time limit is always sot when the original census bill Is reported to congress , but the work that is then outlined Is just as regularly enlarged by subsequent amendments , which are made the excuse for asking for nn extension of time. Not ono census during the last half century perhaps - haps none since the first census of 1700 has been carried through within the bounds of the Initial appropriation , and few of them have been com pleted under tlio direction of the same mon who were placed in charge of the preliminary arrangements. It may bo a trillo early to refer to the prospects of the twelfth census , but the people should stop short of nothing that is likely to Impress upon our representatives In con gress the lessons which should have been learned long ago from our census experi ence. Promptness , accuracy and unity of supervision are at all times the in dispensable requisites of statistical work. A permanent census bureau would bo moat apt to fulfill these require ments , but if wo cannot have that wo can at least have a census completed essentially in oontormnneo with a pre arranged plan. Additional appropria tions , widened scopes of inquiry , exten sions of time limits , changes in the posit ion of superintendents , are all sub versive of good census results. IN ITS protest against the order of the State Hoard of Transportation forbid ding a raise in the rates on hay the Elkhorn - horn attorneys represent that the charges exacted previous to October had boon made disastrously low "for the purpose of aiding these engaged in the industry of marketing hay.1 The unselfishness of Nebraska railroads has long been notorious. U wo are to be lieve their officials goods have been transported solely for the benefit of the shippers without reference to the profits of the roads. A ISusTunlnii Notion. llnstim filntie. No child who w.is bora into this world dumb over yet turned out to bo a noted pugilist. ricking Up. Kansas ( . ' 111nr. ( . The iron trade , which has long been culled "tho barometer of business , " s picking up steadily , and the demands for pifr iron by factories nrc suuh that accumulated stocks are being encroached upon , tlio furnaces being unable to supply the call. Kninolllbcr tlln l'oi > r. / ' / oi'Wciics Joiirnfll. It doesn't require nearly as much money to make a merry Christmas in the homos of the poor as in those of the rich. Very mod est sums spent-for food and fuel and cloth ing will do it , and there is no lack of oppor tunity this year for practical Christmas giv ing of that sort. Living Up to KeliglDui Teachings. Side Yarls lleralil. If brotherliness prevailed , if our religion woroa matter of livinj ; instead of boiioving , there are a thousand evils which could bo removed. We may always have the poor with us , but it , is not necessary that they should starve , and when wo become moro Christian wo shall sco to it that they do not starve. Ilumnimlnc ; Inllnunuu ol' llttril Times. Laulinlle Courier Journal. Hani times are softening the hard shol over many a crusty heart and letting out the milk of human kindness. Any great disaster that brings in its wako piteous want am widespread suffering affords some coinpensa tion in the revelation it makes of the genuine goodness of the human henrt , and its ready rosnonsivencss to tlio appeals of swee charity. A Strlkliif ; r.irallollsui. llotton Adratttci : The unemployed laborer who was invol- gled into voting the democratic ticket by the specious arguments- wily democratic stump orators , in November , 189 : . ' , might < iuoio very appropriately at this time that famous simile of lonl Byron : Ho tlio struck oiiKle , strotcli'd upon the plain No nuiro throiiKli rolling rlouds to .so.ir ugiiln , Vlmv'd hN own fcathuron tlio fatal dart , And wliig'd tlio slinft tiuit qulvor'tl in his hoart. o 1KOI'LI ! AM' As a specific foradniinistration sere throat lioarliound candj is tabooed. Up to data the pen is mightier than the sword hi the Hawaiian business. There is seine nhoer for Cleveland m the fact that congress Is temporarily off hi hands. The attorney general of Illinois is out afte the InUo of two trusts , Carry the news to Olnoy. A Tennessee man Is iocturiiig in Washing ton on "Tho Paradise of Fools.1' Town am text are peculiarly appropriate. St , Louis has not hud an election lately but the town appears to bo safely ilomo cratio. A free soup house has been in augurated. Senator Hanabrough wants ; i,000,000 to oxtonnlmito the Russian thistle in tlio Ju kolas. Failure to got It Insures a few sting hi ! ; remarks. Senator Poffor frightened n crank out o his parlor by simply stroking nis whiskers The crank caught a cllnipso of the iuasko ( battery above them. These fat federal plums which threatened to weigh down bourbon socks hereabouts continue In a paiutul statn of suspended un certainty. As a political Santa Claus Toulns is not n blooming success. At tno Into Jubilco in Carlsbad In honor o fy.iDlnsky , the Cathoho pi-lost composed a festival hymn , the Protestant mlnUtei wrote the words and the Jewish synagogue furnished the slncovs. John f > . Slovens , Into minister to Hawaii Is a tall , slender , loose jointed man , 73 years old , nervouH , full of strong and free gestures when ho speaka. especially on the platform and 1m is Illtenud in apjiourancu to Abralian Lincoln. Mlunlo Cleghorn , a teacher In the Walling ton , O. . schools , Is a uecond cousin of ox Queen Liliuokalanl. Tim relationshipcorm- about through the inarriagn of un America ! missionary in tlio finally of the ancestors o the ex-queen. Ilov. Thomas Smith * , pastor of n colored church in Cincinnati , was arraigned before a local court lust weolc churned by his wife with ubushi ? her. Ho is a smnll man , and as soon as the court got n good look at Mrs Kmitli ho was discharged. She is six fee in Height and over -100 pounds In weight. Mrs. Harrison Ward , wlfo of a colom Mottiodlst inl'ilitur in A tury park , aw known as the "voudeo queen. " died las Friday night. Previous to her death bh had given orders that her body should b placed in the casket face downward , lha slio bo buried "precisely a * the ball tollui thu midnight hour , " and that the burin sorvlco should bo read from the purch of he ute homo ami only her hunbaud uud Vhul tatiuful doc Tray bo present. Qt'ADiT OltXKIt 1'AXCKH. It was moro thnn four centuries ngo that Thomas Tussor wrote these Unas that will boijuotcd as long as iho greatest of nil Christian holidays is kept ; Tor I'hrUtwan come * but onto n your , Hut when it comes It brlnits uooil ohcor. "ChristmasI" How forcefully the word suggests n picture of warmth anil cheer and mboiindod hospitality within doors nud a i-ost-lockcrt. snow-wrcnthcH' world without. Christmas in the mliist of summer would scorn as wholly out of place ns would the oo ml tic of Decoration or Independence day n raid win tor. FV > r some hundreds of years after the birth of Christ that birth , when celebrated Uall , was colobratcd nearly a fortnight ator than the day wo now observe , and pre viously it was celebrated on dales much earlier In the year , as in May and Juno , ap- latently taken at random , according to the 'ancyof the spcclalordaincr ot Iho fcasl to his church. It was toward the eloso o ( the fourth cen tury that St. Cyril of Jortisalom received permission from the first Pope Julius for an investigation to bo made and the real day ascorlalnod , if possible , on which Joseph ttul Mary rode up to Itothlolicm lo imy taxes. This , it was thoimhl , mlclit bo done by nn examination of the tables of the cen sors In the Ho man archives. The result , liowover , was not entirely satisfactory , it was some time before the eastern church adopted the day decided on , but at length Iho fathers resolved to recognize December 23 , to which wo have over since adhered. The fact had already been accepted that the birth took place at midnight , nnd "Iho circumstance that between the mUdlo of Uccnmbor and February there was a period of dry weather , separating the early uud the later rains in Palestine , inadu It possible that at such a season the shepherds might liavo been keeping their Hooks upon the plains nnd have snor. Iho splendid vision re corded by the evangelist. Probably what weighed ( inlto as much as any tiling else with the early fathers In ilxlmj iho prcciso ilmo was their knowledge that the winteraolsllco was rngarded among most hualhun people as the revival of dying nature , tlio sun turning on Its path to scud runowcd power through all the channels of Iho universe. It has boon truly said that there is some thing very ploasanUn the thought that when wo nro celebrating our Christmas festivals the wave ot revm-eneo and Joy that has reached us , sweeping round the world from east to west , comes bringing wLli It the chant of the Komau masses , the carol of Kn- glish villagers , the less worshipful songs of the students In the Quartior Latin , the chimes from the steeples of 10,001) ) churches , and the happy laughter of children from the beginning ot" the boundaries of Christen dom. dom.As As a matter ofcourse the early fathers In vested the Christmas festival with many traditions and superstitions , most of which have been handed down from ono generation to another with very few changes. From the remotest times of the burning of the Yule or Christmas log that piece ot tlmocr has hail all kinds of superstitions connected with It. In some parts of Europe It must beef of a certain kind of wood. In Devonshire it consists of fagots of ash bound together , and an extra glass from the cider barrel Is expected by the guest for every sharp snap made by the burning fagots. It Is the conoral custom to burn but ono log. a bit of which must always bo saved to light the next year's Christmas fire with. The ilro under no circumstances must bo permitted to go out before Christmas day at sundown. In many homes music is plaVed during the ceremony of lighting the lire , which must novcr be touched off before the proper time that Is , at sunset Christmas eve. eve.The Yule , or Christmas , candles are lit soon after , but for good luck the light must bo taken from the Christmas fire. It is very bad luck to snuff the candles , and they should Do sot on the highest shelf or lablo in the room. The oldest person present , must extinguish them , and a bit of each can dle must bo saved to relight on Now Year's eve to sco the old year out and the now year in. It is considered a very bad omen for anyone ono to leave the table on Christmas eve until all are through , and there should bo an oveu number of guests If all would make friends during the year. Never refuse lo takoor give food and shelter at Christmas time. If ono wishes to revive an old Uoman cus tom let him send a holly branch to his friends as typical of good wishes , and it may have a double moaning by adding a sprig of mistletoe , the gleaming berries convoying a message of hope. The holly carries good wishes and foresight and forethought , while the mistletoe says : "I surmount Uinluul- tics. " Manva wifohns boon won by tills little token of assurance. K a.l WE. Even in death there is good stuff In tur key. key.Firemen Firemen possess nn unfair advantage in the hose tine. Howaro of the mistletoe. Smacks oft lead to family squalls. The provisional feaslin Hawaii will doubtless - loss be Honolulu scalu. The wise giver of hard time gifts should sco that the price label is non cst. Thomas anu his brother Jeremiah may bo trusted to hang up a few old soaks. The hanging of stockings account for tlio large quantity of yarns about Christmas. If your sonllo looth should strike the horucyizcd end of the poker nmbedded in the mysterious mince keep up a cheerful countenance. Toothsome trifles must not Jawr the joy of the day. NKCurt.lll HHUTS AT TllK 1'VI.I'IT. Chtoago Post : Clcrpymcn of othrr cli nominations than the Roman CAt hello vtld nako no mlitako in following Pope Ldvs t < d vice to study iho scriptures. There Is uo politics In tlio blblo. Chicago Herald : Slddhu and Jlndfk Ham , two Hindoo preachers , are going to try to convert iho nooulo of Si. Iuls > toDuddhlsm. 11 is to bo hoped that they may succeed. I'ho conversion of the St. Ixmlsans to any religion is a laudable enterprise. St. Paul Olobo : A negro preacher clown n Alabama , failing lo convert his hcarors i.V hi * arguments , commenced to swear nt thorn for iholr hard-hoartedncss , and "got a head put on him" for his palm , llo up- icalod to the law for redress , but the Judge told him ho cotiU not hlamo hi * assailants , mil discharged them. And now the preacher talks of abandoning a business surrounded uy so much hazard as that of converting the heathen of the southto Christianity. Kansas City Star : Hess Mclvnno lid nol go to Sunday school last Sabbath , and In Ins absence the assist- int superintendent delivered this affecting petition : "Oh Ixmi , wo beseech Theo to ho with our absent superintendent In his mis fortunes. lolp ) him In his deep trouble. Lot him feel , oh Ix > rd , that Thou slickest lo a man closer than a brother. " When It is rcmomburod that iho boss runs the church , pays all salaries , settles for the Christinas Irco and picnics and moots other expenses necessary to salvation , 11 is ad mitted that Iho eloquence and fervor were not superficial. Philadelphia Times : The first fruits of the Parliament of Unlit-ions were offered yesterday in Now York , when a genuine muezziu called tlio faithful Mussulmans of the town to pravor from the mliiarot of Union Sqnaro hall. There cnn bo no doubt of his belli B n real muezzin , for ho caino on purpose- from the Midway plalsanco , and the actors who worn taking their case In Iho square and waiting for an Invitation of some kind , recognized the call atonco. It Is a dramatic itconso , of course , to speak of the minaret , it facl. iho hall is without that appcndugo and the muezziu called froic the second story window ; but that made no dilTcronco to the fakirs or to his oxcollnnoy , Mohammed Webb , or to iho rcsl ot the faithful , who Immediately entered the mosciuo that Is , the hall and performed their pious devotions. tlunil l'lilitlnc Clrnuiul , Chicago will bo good lighting jrrouml for the republicans heroaftor. rimy Imvo wiped out the beastly old-tlmo democratic majority and have reduced the plurality to boUvi-on 1,100 mid 1 , : > 00. The next election Is llkoly to put it In the list of republican clticn. cmtiitT.ii.is cnnau. Detroit TITO Press : "What , Cliarloy , sworn elf smoking ? " "Only for the holidays. Trod. " "Hut why what bus ImpiicnutIV" "t suspected tlmt my wlfuwas going to got. mo a box of cigars for n Christinas present. " Chicago Tribune : Tomason Hello , Neddyo , what are you looking so pluaKCd about ? Noddvo I Jint mailo n but with Tubers that ho wouldn't uaro coma down town wearing thu nocUtIn his wlfo will bo Mire to glvohlmfor Christmas. Judge : "Tho contrariness of human imUiro Is ono of the most remarkable nhimoim-nn pos- slblo , " mused Ilov. Dr. Thirdly. "When t w.is n bachelor my fenuilo narlshlonors brought In on an uveniKo f > oven pairs of slippers cvury Christmas. Now tlmt I am married and have .sovural children In occasional need of chas tisement , 1 never receive n single pair. " Llfo : "What a thrill of Joy you must Imvo experienced when you mot t. Miss llcauty under the mlttlotool" "It might have turned out so hnd uho neb swiftly turned about when my lips cauio near. Thoro' no fun kissing the Unolot hair at the back of a woman's houd ! " I'unk : Mr. Katmlo ( to Johnny Ciimso ) Wall , Johnny , are you praying for many Christmas presents this year ? Johnny No , I Hlnt't , I didn't got half what 1 prayed for last your. Town Tonics : Carrie Clara says she was almost kissed to iluath on Christmas ovo. Muy Wliut wonder , tfho put the mlstlctoo up beside the punch bowl and Ihen.istood under U , Jutlgo : Hlekctts In writing Christmas poems you should bo careful to put them In un appropriate measure. Stanzoi I dlnd't. know that any particular measure was more appropriate than another Klcliotts Oh , yes. Christmas pooins should always bo written In stocking foot. Boston Herald : " 1 have told my husband. ' said the yoium matron In whoso llhrarv the latter day lyric class had met , "that ono'thlna would cause me to siik a divorce. And f think every married woman hnre ought to pledge herself not to submit to this particular form of Instill this year ! " "What li It ? " they chorused. "It Is the abominable fashion men drift Inlo ofhaiidlngthelrwlve.su check on Christmas eve mid carelessly requesting those long-Buf fering ansels lo 'buy what they want.1 How many of you will pledge yourselves not to endure It ? And on the spot a club was formed , of whclb benedicts would bettor beware. TllK VllltlSTJl.-iS JIKLLK. The holidays are drawing near , And mamma deftly sows On slippers , ties and knitted scarfa I'or 'laud to give her beaux. Then when tlin joyful clay arrives , Anil Maud Is loaded down With rings and hrnceluls , plus and pcarli , From half the men In town. 11 or own small gifts she'll shyly bring And whisper low , the elf , "It's not much , clear .John , but then , I made It nil J" 3 Vf Q 7 A fl t s ea. The lurscBt inaUera nnd sailor. ! of . SS flue clothes on l-i.irtli Vour monoy's worth or vnur minov h iu'c ' Open Monday Forenoon t r try \ ' y- yr. r. then closed Christmas afternoon to open again 1 Tuesday morning with an after-Christmas . ip STOCK-TAKING ; is SALE f F" ; to last the balance of the week. We'll make some ; | interesting prices. 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