THE OMMnKVILY BEKf SUNDAY vM/VY 21. 1893-TNVENTY If , WAKEMAN WANDERS IN ERIN 3oino Pathetic Pen Pictures of the Lcaro01 taking of Irish Emigrants , \ GRAPHIC DESCRIPTION OF "CONVOYING" tUrolc StriiRcUl ot Simple Folk In Teixrlnc Away from the Bccnei to Which lh llenrt U nootecl-In IrUh nnd Cubln. i 7393,1 Ixwnox , May 8" Icorrcstiondence of TUB * ; EE. ] It may well bo Imagined that when tiomlOO to COO Bouls leave Ireland for for- elpn shores every working day In the year there are heart and hand wringing * Innu merable , and dolorous mUts from the region of tears. Fcw.famlllcsaro fortunate enough to get away all together. If help has como from America or the colonies ; If the passage money has been saved In secret through years of deprivation by n single person ; If nn Irish family has after every manner of eacrldco provided for ono to go to Messed foreign lands that the remainder may , ono by ono , eventually follow ; however the going of all thcso people may livac'como ' about , In every Instance thcro is n struggle In tearing awnyftomtho things to which the heart Is rooted of which woof bettor fortune and con dition * literally know nothing. So mnny of these scenes havo-1 witnessed that I have perhaps some little conception of the real bravery of this act of Illiterate , un trained men nnd women pushing boldly across oceans into untried , unknown walks and ways , with ft love , hope and determina tion for one's own at the bottom of it all that have moro real heroism In thorn than the nvorngo American li ever called upon to oxcrclso throughout hi ? entire life. Ilowuvcr lowly , poor nnd desperately good- for-nnught tno prospective emigrant may have all his lifo been regarded among his fellows , the ercat nnd generous heart In hose around him molts Into surpassing in * tcrcst ana tenderness when ho comes to leave his neighborhood , and these -whom ho has boon never so llttlo apart of through the bitter - tor days that have encompassed nil. For every departure reawakens the hcartachlng memories of other departures , nnd in every Irish homo I ever shared there Is nn empty chair whoso former occupant is somewhere beyond the sea. If It bo a family which Is to go , or sotnp elderly man or woman , for days previous to the departure the whole countryside swarms to the cabin ; and every man ; woman or ' child of the townland nt some time or an other has como to mourn at the leaving nnd f bid Godspeed nt the going. If It bo a youth or lass , or young man or woman , ns it often Is , for few but the very old nnd very young nro left , then , on the evening previous to the dcp.irturo , every companion , friend or acquaintance is certain to appear ; and the Vrholo night is passed in what is called "rising the heart" of the departing ono. The custom springs from the same kindly quality of extending cheer to these who . mourn , that originally established the cus tom of the Irish "wake , " which many good people choose to persistently misunderstand 0nd condemn. At this gathering for "rising the honrt" of the emigrant the Irish peas ant's character Is In n most tenderly inter esting state for study. Every ono arrives In a hushed , embarrassed mood : and every ono brings some llttlo token of affection and re gard. The poverty of these folk alone pro- Tents nuUandlsli generosity. Ono stealthily appears with yards of sced- cake ; many with thlmblesful of tea ; some with gewgaws and trllles of jewelry ; Mio coattau pockets of another will bulge with henrtsomo potatoes ; housewives arrive with great wethers of milk , others vrith schowdcrs , or oaten cakes , rrisp nnd toothbome. still others with schrahags of shillr , a hearty mixture of potatoes , beans and butter , nnd some with npronsful of peat , for the slender resources of the family must tiovor under thcso trying' circumstances bo drained. And the lads and lassos wiio como \vlth pressed Irish llowors nnd ferns , nnd eprlgs of hawthorn and bunches of the dear shamrock , with gifts of ribbons , nnd bits of tbis qr that prized possession , are not to bo counted at all. 'So , too , como these with looks of triumph nnd secreted bottles of potcon , that "never jfot n touch , " that Is , cro guiltless of the ex ciseman's desecrating seal ; for "gi-lof Is over droothy" surely. Then the night Is passed iu eating , feasting nnd drinking. Loads of Inimblofnro nro there ; oceans of tea : and timely drops of the ' 'rale mountain dew. " Tales nro told ; souga are sung ; sometimes they dnnco to the music of an old tramp fiddler who has boon impressed into service. But the chords of mirth nro minor enough the night long ; and smiles , laughter and bravo prophecies nro all touched and chast ened by honest Irish tears. \Vhcn morning comes , nnd these whoso imperative duties call them to their homes bnvo said good-bye with almost the same dread , 'reverence nnd pathetic forlorunoss as whim lowering the dead into the grave , the rustic ceremony of ' 'convoying" is be gun. The subject of nil this attention becomes - comes for the once , if for only this once In a lifetime , the hero or heroine of the hour. The chests , or plethoric bags , or whatever constitutes the luggage of tho. emigrant , is sent on nhcnd in some neighbor's proffered , cart , friendly riots for the honor of the mournful privilege often occurring , or uro .slung over the backs of stiaggy donkeys , a score more than necessary always being In readiness for this friendly mission. If a whole family are to go the farewells to the wretched old hut which has housed them Is something pitiable beyond descrip tion. If it bo but a. single member of the household , the good-byes to the old , old folk too feeble for the journey of "convoy" nro more pltablo still. Thcso separations are often too great n load for such , and many a withered branch of the iuiiwvcrishod family tree breaks and falls Into the earth from the keen , sharp sorrow. Hut If girsha or bouchal , the prldo of the loved homo , are departing , the mnulstrom of emotion as the "convoy , " or accompanying procession , sots forth , is beyond the power of man to reveal. On many occasions during my wan derings about in Ireland I have como upon thcso excited crowds , ns they were starting from the home , as they straggled down mountain borocn , ns they lagged and wnilod along t'io great stone highway , or ns they ncarod Homo railway station whence the emigrant must depart to the seaport city , and making myself ono of the motley "con- voycrs , " have thus tramped with them mllon upon their sorrowful way. Sometimes thcso grewsomo processions Will como from a point n score of miles nurny in the mountains , or remote valley districts , and though no ono has over scorned to think thcso touching and characteristic sc'onus worth n pl-ico in Irish literature , thov nro _ common enough from all i > olnts and on all ways from which cither Movillo , on Lough Foyle , in the north of Ireland , or Cork nnd Quconstown may be reached , nnd , heaven knows , pathetic enough to nppc.il to the I whole world through artist's pencil , or the tnost talented word-painter's pen. Away tip in the Donegal highlands , In the country of ' 'Colleen ' ilatvu , " where that pathotio and true tale threads and thrills through Irish heads and hearts today with thesamu wondrous power as when it uas new , th so hours of parting nro seasons of storma nnd tears. I have frequently been at Cabins where neighbors in scores Itu hundreds had kept up the parting doleful cheer for an entire week , and whcro iho Intensity of regret and grief took on such trlld emphasis at the end that these who vcro to have gone missed their sailing day and summer at Movillo , when all the sad business was necessarily repented , These Donegal folk , however humble and . poverty-cursed they may be. stand straight and tall , both in their individuality and uix > n their strong , long le s. Indeed , this often reaches groteaqueness in both respects. While the Irish peasantry , particularly > f the south , nro frequently diminutive m in and sometimes feirety m character , thcso folk seem to possess an loner consciousness of self-importance cut in glowing characters and largo lines , while in no tow instances they lira so straight that line arcs sweep ' from their heels to the back of their necks l 6rtenKlvlugthtinthoaupearancoof carrying , nnd with tome dUdMn , inTlslble but mighty eoramlstlons on the tor * of their bonds. H U a weird ilfiht to see scores of such ns these aopoarlne around a curve of some mljflitv mountain road , ncco-.npan.vlng the emigrant to Stranorlnr , walling and almost keening ns for the dead ; halting nnd em bracing : , often struggling for priority In walk ing bcildo the hero of tlio hour , nnd often so overcome with the violence of their grief as to mnko despairing rushes with the loved ono buck toward the old mountain homo. I hare many times fallen In with these cavalcades winding down from the Dorry- vcngh and Glcndowan mountains , or from the noultypatrlck , Gatlgnn or Aghla hills , and have walked nnd halted , nnd parleyed nnd soothed In common with the honest souls for miles on their way toward the railway at Stranorlnr. On ono occasion the "convoy- Ing" party was from the far west , from away over by the howling cliffs of Mnghroy bay , whore lifo Is very dull and drear at best. It was a crowd whoso faces nnd strange nttiro bcspo Iko great poverty. Two children , n lad of 17 nnd a girl of perhaps 14 wcro going away. Tlio mother was to re main behind until thcso two waifs could send for her. For the whole company it was the event of their lives , this few miles mountain Journey ; nnd the care for the bravo young emigrants , the consideration for the wailing mother nnd the letter's grief were touching to behold. Hnlf the time the lad's ' companions had their arms about UU neck. Tlio girls would carry the sisters on their shoulders , and In scats mnilo by Interlacing their flugcrs ; while the mother and ttio ciillilron's lURgngo Imd been piled In nn old squoaUlng mountain- hiit , or cart , which was tenderly dnwn by hand. The women crowded about the cart with all manner of endearing nnd reassuring words of comfort , but the poor woman could not bo comforted. As she lay prostrate upon the bundles , thcro only came from her white lips the endless moan , "Crosh orrln I crosh orrln t My pastchco boghtl my pastchco boghtl" ( May the cross encompass mo I My poor children 1 my i > oor children 1) ) Once when wandering In county Qalway , down by old Cloghmoro I saw n stranger "convoying" party than could bo found In any other portion of Ireland. I had been sauntering among the Connamara "knit- tors , " "fullers , " poteen makers and anti quities of the ancient Celts with which this region abounds , anil ray mind was full of the pagan and early barbaric lifo whoso rude stone monuments wcro on ovcr.y hand. Suddenly looking down upon the sea , I be held a scene In keeping with tlio times of which I dreamed. A fleet of rotten dories , ragged smacks andcurraghs , or skin-keeled craft precisely the same as used in thcso islands 15,000 yean ago , was approaching the shoro. The occupants were skinny and whito. They were dressed in rags and with little of thcso. The men were skin shoes from which the hair had not been romovcu , winch the natives call "pampootas. " The women were barefooted and barelegged to their knees. nnd their bonnotloss heads wcro covered with great shocks of course black hair. It was a Dantcan picture of hunger nud want , framed in a setting of ancient , barbaric times. They were a party of nearly 100 God-forsaken Arrau islanders , accompany ing a family of emigrants to Cloghmoro , whence the latter would walk to the train at Galway. They nearly all stood upright as they ncarcd the mainland and were chant ing the wildest , most dolorous Celtic strain human ears over heard. What a host of shuddering reflections this sea pageant of poverty-stricken peasantry crowds upon you 1 Your eye follows the dark shore lino. Behind arc the mountains. There are the peasantry and the ruins. Two thousand years ago , thcro stood the watchtowers - towers , the raths , the places for pagan pyrolatry. In the valleys wcro the herds and the helots. The signals flashed from crag to crag. Some savage chief with his thousands of serfs has como to give battle perhaps to old licola himself. The bellowing herds arc huddled in the glen. The shriek ing women arc herded within the raths. On como the fierce invaders by land. Hero , skulking along the bays and bights , como the invaders by sea. Their shields are of rawhide. Their war raiment is of rawhido. Their navy is afloat upon rawhido. Then , slaughter by land and sea , while the day lusts. Fire and sword , rapine nnd pillage , while lasts the night. The grass grows richer in the valleys for the blood loft there that day 1 They sot the departing ones upon shore in silence and tenderly. No words could depict the agony of that separation. Thcso went forth to unknown dangers in untried lands ; those went back to hopeless starvation upon the barren Arrau islos. But not at once. Past old Cloghmoro , past Ballyncn , yes , past far Calicr , the currnghs and the dories and their motley crows followed thoio that went , walling farewells , fiercely shrieking grabs and straining their eyes until the last Muttering rays disappeared beyond the Con namara hills over against ancient Galway. Not until then did they , still waiting , turn toward the hovels among the howling Arran rocks. I can never forgot a "convoying" incident nnd its strange outcome which I witnessed , and indeed in which I participated. I had been visiting the battlefield of Aughrim , where , on that awful Sunday of 1G91 was a battle such as wo who have oeon in battles Icnow ; where Ginkd'u hosts , in that mad charge upon leaderless heroes , ruined the fortunes of the Stuart dynasty ; and where the whirlwind of death which swept over Aughrim's morass and bog set the final seal of sorvltudo , but never of servility , upon the people of Ireland ; and , turning into the old Dublin and Galway road , towards Ballina- sloe , was at once ono ot n singular "convoy- Ing" party from the rural districts of ICil- rcekill. The strangest feature of this , so I s variably a friendly procession , was Its double character , nnd its remarkably coutcntion- naturo. Some tremendous excitement seemed to wildly influence both lines of march. On ono aide of the way was a bright Irish maiden surrounded nnd protected , as it were , by parents , relatives and at last two store ag gressively defensive followers. On the other , was a smart looking Iristi youth in a state approaching frenzy , surrounded nnd restrained from some violent purpose by a 111(0 retinue of family , friends and loyal fol lowers , Dropping quietly Into line behind , among the ulmblo-footcd , least partiian , and ono might say commiscratlngly-blendcd fol lowers , I speedily learned the cause of the otherwise inexplicable spectacle. Nora , the daughter of a Kilrcokill peasant , had been wooed by and betrothed to Dennis , son of a peasant of Balllnasloo. The Kilrcokill father disliked the match , nnd , bent on irrevocably breaking it ofT , hadgot Nora started thus far toward America. Dennis , wild with grlof , had scoured Long ford barony for friends , for a rescue ; and all the way from Kilrecklll the factions had at tacked each other , retreated , parleyed , blarneyed , scorned , trucod ; and so It went on again to Oarbally lumlot , when a cheer of hope arose in the ranks of Dennis' folio nova , for down the hill fiom behind , a sight to do Cupid's sorry eyes good , came a host of "tho byes" from about Oghlland Kcltomor. These rushing down nnd reinforcing our sldo nnd I nay "our sldo , " for In some way I found myself giving an elbow to the cause of Den tils wo made us line a rally and sally as any ono would joy to sco ; captured the blushing and willing Nora ; bovo her triumphantly into Ualllnasloc , nnd had her safely nnd se curely married to Dennis by nu obliging priest within u glorious half hour thereafter. KDUAU L. WAKEMAN. A ( Juerr I'lgmjr Ulilnaman. There has arrived , in Sooohow , says the Celestial Empire , a microscopic prodigy twenty inches in height , aged Cl yours , and sporting a flowing gray board nhnoBt us long us himself. The Hmnll man hua a "cocky" port of way about him which is all his own , and is dressed in English fashion coat , hat , boots and all. Ho tolls the gaping crowds of bumpkins who uncerouio- uioutily jostle the city swells in their eagerness to hoar him speak that bo bails from the Dwarf Kingdom of the western ocean , and ho emphasizes his information by a flourish of a bamboo tobacco pipe which is inuuli tailor than himself , liut when desired to give 'a specimen of the language of the country of his nativity he regales his audience- with a cliolco collection of English phrases , squeaked out in an uncertain tone of voico. Chicago Record : Whatever the ilnal ac tion regarding this measure , k will have a great bearing upon the original exclusion act. The ouo supplements the other. It re mains to bo soon whether this nation will seriously undertake the enormous labor and great expense of shipping the thousands of uurcgUtered CUluameu txtok to Ohluu. THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD Story of a Sharp Trick Played on General Doubleday , VIEWS OF GENERAL 0 , 0 , HOWARD A. Timepiece Worn by Abraham Lincoln Urging Indians ns Soldiers Origin of llilc-A ( Ihnstly Scono-Ulf i'emlon In Mlml. Ycstcrdny I mot nn old officer of the Second Army corps , which , ns every ono knows , llaneock commanded , says n writer in an exchange. IIo told mo a good story about Joe Parker. Ho was a great character. IIo came from Carlisle , Pa. , and of all the wild hawks of tlio war he was probably the worst. Llko a mother who always worships the graceless boy of the household , General Hancock was "atnck on" Joo. Joe Par ker was a man of strong likes and dis likes , and If thcro was any ono ho hated it was Donbloday. At the battle of Gettysburg there was an accident which gave him a ohanco to show his hostility to him. Hancock was wounded , and Parker , who was his pet , rode oft to fliul Doubleday - day , the ranking olllccr on the Hold , and ho found him lying under a tree while shot and shell passed over him. The queer boy from Carlisle rode up , sulutod the general , who rose to u sitting posture , and said : "General Doubleday , General Han cock has been wounded , and you will " Just at this second a shell burst in the tree over Doubleday and his staff , when the general fell over on his back , and cried : "I am deadl I am dead ! " Tills was Parker's opportunity. IIo rode oft In haste to flnd General John Gibbon , of whom ho was fond , and salut ing him said : ' 'General Hancock is wounded and carried from the field. General Doubleday - day is dead , and you will take command of this wing of the army. " A few minutes later General Hancock and his staff , with many other wounded oflicors , were being transported south to Baltimore by a railroad train , when Hancock saiu to these about him , for he was moro severely wounded than the rest : "Poor Doubleday ! I am sorry that he is killed. " "Killed ! " said an officer who was Buf fering from a flesh wound in the leg ; "why , I saw him on the field two hours after yon were shot. " Hancock was surprised and continued : "Why , Joe Parker said ho was dead. " The great general sent ono of the orderlies - dorlies into the front car to find Joe , where ho was enjoying himself with some of the boys who were not injured. Captain Parker returned , in response to the call , when the remarkable man of war said : "Joo , did you not toll me that Doubleday - day was dead ? " ' 'Yes. sir ; I did. " "Well , this otlicer tolls mo that he saw him on the Hold two hours after you reported him killed. " ' 'Well , I know nothing about that , " said Joo. "I only took the old fool's word for it. Ho said he was , and I thought he ought to know. " What Mlclit Have Ilccn. I asked General Howard what ho thought of General Meado'a failure to make a counter charge when Plckett's division had been put hors du combat , says a writer in the Now York Post. Ho replied in these words : "I am not much given to criticising my superior officers whether they bo living or dead. The question you ask is ono concerning mental constitution or psychology. If Grant had boon iu com mand instead of Mcado there would have been an immediate advance as soon as Pickott's division was hurled back. So it would have boon if Sheridan or Thomas had boon in command. They were men of a different mental make-up from Mcade. General Meade drew up an order for attacking Lee at Williams- port before the latter crossed the Po- tomao in his retreat , but ho cancojlod it. Leo had simultaneously issued a procla mation to the army congratulating thorn on their recovery from the recent disaster and upon their readiness tofightagnin. Ho had perhaps taken some pains to provide us with an early copy of this document. At all events , General Meade received it and chanjed his mind , although some of his juniors , including myself , urged him to attack. But , on the whole , I do not consider it a misfortune that the grand charge was not made after the repulse of Pickott. If Leo's army had been de stroyed , there would probably have been a restoration of the union on a different basis from that which came lator. I do not think that tlio north was prepared at that time to insist upon sweeping slavery away utterly. Tlio south was not yet exhausted. It had a deal of fighting power loft. It could have pro longed the war for a considerable time. The question would have been presented to the north , Shall we go on fighting in order to destroy slavery , or shall wo have peace with union now ? No , I have serious doubts whether it would have boon a real advantage to us to have annihilated Leo's array at Gettysburg. " A Rello at Old Abe. It is , perhaps , a noteworthy fact that Abraham Lincoln left fewer rollcs be hind him than almost any other of our presidents. Though his death occurred such a comparatively short time ago , the objects which , BO to speak , are permeated - moated with his personality are exceed ingly scarce. A token doubly valuable on account of the associations with which it is surrounded is in the posses sion of Harry G. Campbell , formerly chairman ol the Campbell Burner com pany of Pittsburg , who is temporarily stopping at tiio Astor house in this city , Bays a writer in a Now York paper. It is a Hall opoiied-faced gold watch with the case No. 14,004 , which was owned by President Lincoln and worn by him during some of the most trying periods in our nation's history. It came into Mr. ' Campbell's possession in a rather curious manner. Charles Iloysor of company D , Second United States cavalry , enlisted ut Albany , this state , August 11 , 1850. Ho was appointed acting orderly to Adju tant General Thomas in 18G1 and by him waa dotalled as orderly to President Lincoln. President Lincoln kept him busily employed during the war carry ing mesxagea to the different depart ments and to the front , and soeinod to bo much attached to him. Christmas day , 1B04 , tjio president presented Hoyaor with the watoh he had been wearing us a Christinas gift. IIo afterwards took it back and Iiaa the in- eldo case engraved in fine script "To C. Hoysor , A. Lincoln , President , 1804. " and returned it. HoyBor carried the watch until February 27 , 1889 , when , desiring to ralso money enough to get to his birthplace in Prussia , ho sold it to O. B. Todd ol PUUburg , who in turn , on December 1 , 18l > 2 , sold it to Mr. Campbell. Mr. Campbell has received a great many offers for the tlmdmoco slnco , but sal refused to sell. Who wntoh w n stem-winder nnd setter'hnd was made by Llgno Droltcl. It Is a. perfect tltno- keeper. Indlnni Should SliouliUf the Muikct. Captain P. II. nny , Eighth Infantry , in command of n company ) ot Indian sol diers nt Fort Wnshakle , in n recent In terview . on the vnluo of the Indian ns a soldier , said : "I believe nnd know that the Indian , if properly handled , cnn bo rondo a good soldier. Tl o. trouble is that ho is generally not so , handled. The present practice is to subject him to the methods prescribed for-tho white man. This is a mistake. You cannot make of him a good imitation of n white soldier. IIo should bo taken as an Indian and t ml nod as such nnd his original traits and peed qualities should bo perpetu ated. Except a * to minor regulations , such as those relating to food and cloth ing , he should bo governed ns nn Indian , pure and simple. As to the Indian's ca pacity for military service there is much adverse criticism , So many have failed in trying to make n soldier of him that the government is somewhat dis couraged nt the prospect. Sec- rotnry Elklns , the last secre tary of war , shared this feeling. What the present secretary's policy will bo I know not. I hope , however , that ho will not take this vlovv , for I candidly believe that there is not another influence so po tent for good upon the Indians generally as the idea of allowing them to partici pate In mlllitary work. If the govern ment could only regard the situation as I do it would adopt the plan of civiliz ing the Indians through the medium of military service. It is the quickest and surest way and the most humane method that can bo followed. I regret very much to sco this failure to recognize the Indian's military worth ) and hope that before it is too late the sentiment nnd practice of the government may bo changed , and that our people may learn to judge them from the standpoint of a friend and not from that of an enemy , I have also found them to bo honest , faith ful and loyal as friends , and in the cardinal virtues to stand , as n whole , cqunl to nny people I have over boon associated with. " DIxlo n 'Foh do Walt Song. Wo had hoped to bo able to present all the facts obtainable as to who wrote "Dixio , " but wo have not yet boon able to secure the statement of General Long- street , wherein ho is said to declare that it was composed and sung years nnd years before the war by southern cadets at the West Point Military academy. It was but lately that wo first heard of this claim of authorship. If General Longstreot's recollection is con firmed by the recollection of others it would dispose of other claims heretofore assorted , but wo all know that memory is at best a fallible thing. A decade or moro ago .tho Magazine of American History undertook to show that "Dixio" was the alleged song of a lot of negroes from the south who were sold into the far south in 'advance of the approaching waVe of abolition sentiment in their old homos. La 'r , statements of several persons wcroivpiiblishod that "Dixio" was written in 1859 by Dan Ein- mott for Brvant's minstrels as a "wnlk- around. " The late Mr. Siegol of Richmond mend , who was n musician in that troupe , was ono of those who were firmly of the opinion that that was the real origin of the song. ' ' Wo arc , however , quite ready to believe - lievo that Bryant's minstrels who played in Now Orleans and other southern cities just before the war began , gave the song a southern popularity which caused it to bo taken up in the Camps and to bo- cpmo the accepted confederate national air. A. Southern Golgotha , "I think that the ghastliest sight I over saw , " said Shorift Barnes of Atlanta , Ga."wasduring the latowaron the field of Malvorn Hill. I was in the battle and a more terrific engagement I never wit nessed. But that is not the exact time to which I refer. About a year after the battle was fought my rogimcnt was or dered out into the neighborhood of the same old field. Wo went over the very same groundand there in the open field , exposed to the torrid sun , were bleach ing the bones of our comrades who foil in that nwfui engagement. It was a1 sight I shall never forgot. On every side lay the waste of skulls skulls of almost every shnpo and size a modern Golgotha. "Wo could not identify them , however - over , and could only prazo with a fooling of sorrow on the aggregate pile of human heads that had once boon full of life and feeling. After the deeper emotions ex cited by the spectacle had worn away I thought of the infinite variety of shapes that were presented by the heap. There were no two of the same shape or size , and it was rather n matter of curious though melancholy interest to inspect the different skulls as they lay crum bling in the sultry atmosphere of that August day. " Thought at Illi I'onnlon. In n small village in Maine there lives an old soldier who has for many years received a pension from the government , which , with his small earnings by occasional jobs , makes him comfortable , Ono day , while at work in the house of a neighbor , ho slipped at the top of a llight of stairs and fell to the bottom. The lady of the house hoard the noise and hurried to learn the cause. "Why , Ambrose , " she said , "is that you ? Did you fall down staira ? " "Yes , marm , I did , " answered the old man , "and for about a couple of minutes I thought I'd lost my pension. " STABBED THE DUMMY. IIo\r a Murderous Kleepliiff Car Porter Was Foaled , Tlio drummer had just finished ono of his unequalodstories , aud u gray haired man in the smoking cajhpartmont with him looked up as if ho could toll n story himself if ho were sufHeiently urged , says the Detroit Free Press. * 'Go ahead with * yourHjl suggested ono of these sympathetic kind of men who know things intuitively. "It isn't much " said ' , tho' gray haired man modestly. J "That's what the boy , said when ho was looking for the definition of tlio word 'paucity , ' but that's nil right ; give us the story , " replied the intuitive per- bon. ' "Well , " said the man , straightening up , "some yearn ago , when in a certain section of the west the sleeping car was . yet a novelty , they had u white man .sI pno of our roads for a porlcr. Ho was a mean follow , and had u way of domineer ing around that wasn't pleasant. Ho was a coward , though , and was afraid of a man that mot him face to face. Ono night I got on at the town where I lived , and this porter was uglier than usual. So ugly , in fact , that I pulled a gun on him , and at the muzzle of it I chased him up and down and kicked him from ono end of the car to the other. There were eieht or ten passengers in the cur with mo , and by midnight , when the porter was about half drunk and wo were ready to go to bed , they advised mo to watch him , as he would probably try to get even by some underhand method. I laughed it oil and said I wasn't afraid , but just the sumo , while the porter was dozing in a seat in the corner , I fixed up a dummy to take my lower horth , and I got into u vacant upper on the other aide of the car. The next morning , about fl o'clock , I w s aroused by aomo ono calling for the por- ter. but no porter answered. " 'lie's dead drunk out there in the smoker , ' I said sticking my bond through the curtains. " 'I guess I'll go and sec,1 said the in quirer , nnd I got up too. "Wo found two or three of our party nhcnd ot us. 11 'Hollo,1 ' snhl ono to mo , 'did ' you have any trouble with the porter In the night ? ' ' "Of course not , ' I said , 'where ' Is ho ? ' " 'Don't ' know ; thought maybe you had thrown him off the car. ' "But I hadn't , and then wo began to look for him , nnd the conductor ap peared nnd ho couldn't toll us anything , olther. Then nn idea occurred to mo. " 'Wnlt ' a minute , ' I said , and I went back to the berth the porter had made down for mo , nnd throwing open the curtains , I fount ! my dummy covered up comfortably just ns I had loft It , but driven clear through it , right where the heart ought to bo , was n knlfo at least twelve Inches long in the blndo. "Then I called in the crowd. " 'There , ' I said , 'do you BOO the hilt of that knife ? I'll ' give $300 to know where the porter Is. ' "Tho crowd stood aghast for a minute but nobody claimed the $500 , and that porter was never heard of again. " A VOCIFEROUS VEGETABLE. DopUod for Its Strength , Yet .Mnny IJood { Jimmies. "Onions are looked upon with disfavor by many Americans , " said Frank F. Soigol to n St. Louis Globo-Dcinocrnt man. "Onions are too vociferous in their odor and too self assertive to bo liked by anyone possessed of a very strong will. They offer too much oppo sition. There is more to the onion , however , than its moro odor. Onions uro a kind of nll-around good medicine , nnd every house wife knows this with out knowing why. She knows that a solid rod onion , eaten at bed time , will by the next morning break the severest cold. She also knows that onions make n good plaster to remove inflammation and lioiirsoncps. But she does not know why. If anyone would take an onion and mash it , so ns to secure all of the juice in it , ho would huvo n most remarkable - markablo smelling of salts an odor that would quiet the most nervous person in no time. The strength of it in haled for a few moments will dull the sense of smell and weaken the nerves until sleep is produced from sheer ex haustion. It all comes from one prop erty possessed by the onion and that is a form of opium. Onions are narcotic in their tendencies and for that reason the very best kind of food. Any ono who cats a late supper and imagines that he will not bo able to sleep had bettor order a dish of fried onions and close his meal with them. There will be no danger of wakcfulnoss then. The amount of opium in a saucorful of fried onions will over power the most sensitive digestive or gans , oven when disturbed by.a late meal , and ono can sleep just as well as though no meal had been oaten. Tlio Chinese understand the onion better than the other nations of the earth. A Chinaman will mix dried onion sprigs witli tobacco and smoke that. They probably find it lends additional charm to a genial pipe and brings on that con dition of dreamy wakofulnosa which is the final end of all smoking. " Mr. J O. Jones , or > Fulton , Arkansas. tiactcd ase\ero case of blood pol- " " son. Leading phjsicians prescribed medicine- nfter medlclnc\vlilehl took without any relief. I also tried mercurial and potash remedies , with unsuccessful results , but which brought on an attack of mercurial rheumatism that RHEUMATISM four years I gave up all remedies nnd began using 8. S. 8. After taking several bottles I was entirely cured and able to resume work. ffj9SV3l9 ] the greatest medlclno for blood ggyJjiSisS Poisoning to-day on the market. " Troatlao on Dloocl and Skin Diseases mailed frco. Swirr SPECIFIO Co. . Atlanta , Ga. I WAS BIG. I WAS PAT. I FELT MEAN. I TOOK PILLS. I TOOK SALTS. I GOT LEAN. Handsome Woman Can Lose Weigh Fast. Homely Men Look Bettor If Thin. Try Dr. Edlson'a System. No Dieting. Band worth Twloo the Money , OOlcoof II , M. Burton , Hardware , Canr Sta tion , III. . Jan. 14. 1891. Dr. Edison Dear Sir : I am wall ploaaod with your treatment of oljoilty. Tbo band If worth twice tbo money It cost , for comfort. I b ivo reduced mjrwofcbt ton pounds , I wolgb 23 } now , ana 1 ilia weigh UI5 , Yours truly. II. AL UUUTON. They Are Doing Mo Good. Karlrlllo , HI . Mar M 1897. l.orlna A Co ! Inclosoit Unit ti 601 or wliloli plaa ceml iiiu tbo oilier two bottlut of Dr. Hclliou'i Obo - It ; rills , llmvo uiod ono nndthlnk lior re dotnx tbowork. B. 11. iui.gr , lo. . liox75. Talk So MuchtAbout Your Pills. I'corla , III. , Juno 19.1891. Dear Sirs : After bcnrlnir ono of mr frlomli tnllc so flucb about your Obesity rill anil tlio beniitU halt OarlTlnR from tbom I tblnk I wllltrr thorn 107jolt I'lenio toad mo 3 buttloi C , O. I ) . , anil ublljo , J. Moiling , tOD 1'orrr ritreot. Fool Better nnclWoIgh 13 Pounds Loss Gatbon , Ind. , Sopt. 18. 1893. O ntlomen : IncloiiMl 1 eenil you II , for which you will plraio send mo tliroo bottles of the obosltr pilli. Amtaklnff the fourth bottle anil foal very in noli bettor and nelRh 13 iioundi lea < than w lion I bo an Uklog tUern. 1 will continue your treat.uent. MI13. J. C. MCCONX , bouth Sixth Stroat. An Indlrldual nboiaholicuUs t feet 1 Inch should wulzn 15 pound ! 5 Teol Slnchei " 10) ) 6 feel IU Inchon " " no - Dr , BdUoniarai "It nar be well to point out that In ray ojporlocoa , which Is nooeuarlly very considerable , many troublesome skin rilseaics such , ooftitema , loione. psoriasis , utlcatla. etc , are prim- urlly ciuiod by obutlly , ana as tlio fat aud flash li reduced by the pills and Otxulty fruit Halt and the action ot tbo baud Ibtso affuctloni liavu almost magically disappeared. " 'lho Obesity IruHBaltU used In connection with the Pllla ur liands , or both. Ono toaspoouful la a tumbler of water makes a delicious soda. Tastei like obampaUnp. The bans cost (3 U ) each for any I enztb up to K Inches , bufur ono lancer than SJ Inches adl 10 coots eitra for each vddltlonat Ineii. Price of Krult Halt , f 1.00. 1'llls 1.W I'er llottle. or 3 Bottles lor ft OX bent by Mill or Rxpress rat this out and keep It. and > ead ( or our full ( J conmuurtlcle ! on obesity. MENTION ADIHIEKS EXACTLY AS GIVEN IJEIAJW. Loring & Company S Hamilton ! ! . . Dcpt. K , Iloston. Mass , Hi Htata fil.IXipt 23 , Chicago , 111 , , to W. SJua HI. , Ueut U , Me > r York nty. For sale In Omaha by Snow , Lund fc Co. RINGLING BROTHERS World's Shows Return .1 to Monday , June 5 See Advertisement . in Next Sunday's for list ot New Unique Features ! COMMEIWAU * THE MERCANTILE CIGAR , BETTER . . THAN EVER1 Jlndo of tlio finest qnnllly . of IIa\nnu Tobacco . . tliatenn bo.'jouplit. Jlqtml In every rOBpcctto . . tb ileurs. Manufuctircd Jtyif. 11. KIC3 JIKUCAWTIUJ C1CA11 JfACTOIlY. 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