OMAHA DAILY 1HW : SUNDAY , DKOlttUWH IS , lHj)2-TWKNTY'KorU ) PANKS , 2ft lit \ K \\S\S \ \ ) fAHDFN SPOT Faillips Oounty , Just Across ttio Line , h a Great Place to Livo. LAND CHEAP AND CROPS ARE ENORMOUS tllii-ii tlin ( llnmlp U rnilllMn Arn tlin licit , SrlioitU Are I'lrtltlfill mill 111" IVopIn Arn ( ioiiil fur Phillip * county Hoi just south of the Ncbnulm state line and a littlu west of the ciMiloof tlio state of Kansas cast nndvr t H IP thirty initcs square and contains 17(1,011(1 ( ( acres of landwith a pop- ulntion of "bout 10,000 Tlio nunoral Mir- faeo of tr " i-ounly presents tlio appear- nnco of ii gently rolling nrairlo , with a fjiinill portion' slightly broken or rough laid bank from iho valleys along the s'nntns. There are twenty-four living Htronins of wntor in the county , \\lilihnro usually skirted hy narrow bolt1 * nf iimln r , such an cotton wood , elm. ash v. In it nnd hex older. Ciond well water in th - county Is reached on the bottom 1'ind nl a depth of from ton to twontv MVO fcot , nnd ou the level divide or high liuul at from fifty to so verity. Iho foi-t foitTh Th sml of the county Is jnostly a black i i-'li li.ain . , from two"to six foot In depth There is very little waste or worthlo lim-1 in the county. Tlint portion ton rough for CHSV cultivation inakcw splendid gracing land as it is cov ered with n lu.Miriant growth of gra s. About 11 per cent of the land Is valley or bottom land. M'ignesian llmo atone of onrollont quality exists In gicat ahundanco in noatly'ovcry pnrt of the county nnd | 8 cxten'sivo'y ' qnarrlod. There Is about one-third of the county under cultiva tion at tlio present lime. Thoio was raised the past Reason in the county ahout100,000 bushels of whom , : ! ,7)0,0HI ( ) ( btishols of corn. 2" > 0,00 ( bushels of o'lts , 180.000 bushels of rye and al o small quantities of barley , Max , castor banns , broom corn , Borghum and potatoes. The returns of tlin assessors show the follow ing grain and live stock woroin the county on the lirst dav of March , 1S02 : Corn on hand , 1)08,580"bushels ) ; wheat , 57.222 number of her es , 0fiS7 ; mules. 771 ; iniieli COWH , 7,78 > ; other cattle , It , ' 772 ; ilicop , 1.U11 ; swine , 22Sit : , I I'tu ( . .ii'nlVlu < iit CiHiiilry. IMiilHps county is situated in the besi winter wlK-at ncotion of the state of KIUI eas as is shown by the report of M Mohlor. Hocrotary of the State Hoard o Agriculture. The state Is divided bj him into three lolis ) the eastern , con trnl and western. The eastern bol comprises thirty-nino counties in the eastern part of the stito , the contra bolt thirty flvo counties in the contra' ' pnrt of thn state oust and west , ai'd iho western thirty-two counties in tlio west ern part of' the stair- . Those Severn" bolts nre again divided omt : and west making in each a north and south belt I'lotn the leportof tno t-ccrotiry on tin jiold of winter wheat in Kans.is for IS' ) : the snvoral bolts give the following yields per acre : North half castor bolt. Hi SI bushels s uth half oactor Kit , 11.11 ; north half ecutial bolt,20.iS ( ; south half central belt. 1H.71 ; north half western bolt , lo.fili ; ninth half west ern belt , 17.20. Phillips county is located in the north half of tlio C3iitial belt , which gives the largest \icld of any portion of the state. There was raised in the thirty-live coun ties comprising the central bolt , the middle third of Kansas , over r > 0,57000 ( ] bushels out of a total yield of winter wheat in the state of over 70,000,000. Tlio average yield as figured by the socretarv of the State Hoard of Agricul ture perhaps may bo high enough , but from all reports of yields It seems to ho too low In Phillips county. The follow ing are tome of the yields as reported by different wheat raisers in the county : 'Dilman-i Estop of Logan postolllro threshed 17 bushels per acre ; Peter Neal of Logan , ID bushels ; Peter IInn on of Logan II bushels per aero ; Ira Ladd of Long Island , -lili bushels ; William Russell of Woodruff , 12bushels ; William Itniloy of Agra. i7 ! bushels ; "August Unas of Agra , ! ! S bushels , and II A. Solbo of Big ISondlit bushels per aero on land that yielded the previous year 60 to SO bushels of corn per acio. ( ioud I'riillls'ln I nips. W.inter wheat growing is becoming a grout bud-ess , and with the improved machinery it can bo proJuced at a verv small cost per bushel , and moro not monov can bo made at oO cents per bushel now Hi.in could have boon at $1 per bushel under the methods prevalent fifteen yearn ago. The cvn crop is excellent , and many fields will make over sixty bushels per ncro , and is worth at present in the local inai'Kots ' 2."i to 27 cents per bushel. And § 15 to. $ ' < ! per aero for a crop of corn from land tint , is va'ued ' at only $10 to $ l"i per ncro is a paying Investment. Hut the price of land is too low in cen tral KaiHis and it will not remain FO vo-v long. The people fiom lown , Illinois and othi'r corn growing Rtatt'h wonder why land is ho cheap in Kai.sas and Nehiaska when it yields an mil 'h or moro than the land in their own htalcs. Tlif only reason for its cheapness it ) hei'auhO thin section is a now country , and in a ihort limo valuus will bo many times 1 no roused over what t ho v are today. Wise moil will invest in tliot-o cheap lands now and soil at a big profit in the near future to their foolish and doubting llolgh'lOI'rt. ' Mon have made money farming in Phillips county. A few illustrations will bo sullldcnt to convirco most men that Buch is a fact. II. P. Churchill of PhHlipuburg township came to Phillip ? county with a v.ifo and four children ; nnd with a team settled on 1GO acres four imlori fiom what is now Phillips- burg , with nothing but raw prairie around him , and with iiuisclo and en- nrg ) ho began to make a home Tor him self nnd family. Ho now has , " 0 acres of land worth at least $ SOI ) ( ) , and fifteen head of horses , twenty lioad of cnttlo , fortj-fivo head of hogs , 125 acres of corn that will innko sixty bushels jier aero. Over 2.1100 biirihuln of wheat in the gr.inarv and thirty aorcs of alfalfa , the boat of nil forage for either cattle or hogs Ho now llvos acomfortablo and happy farmer's ' llfo. C on idau Ullis , a vonng single m in. a resluont of Mound township , i-aiiio to the country thrco years ago with an old team. Ho rented a farm and the next year ho pur chased l\\o teams. Last ye.ir ho sold /i.OOO bushels of corn that ho raised with the aid of a ! . > > car-old boho hired for two niiinths. The nroiunt your he has ever 2,0 ( 0 biihhelsof wheat now throMicul and in irkotcd , the p -eeds > ofhich 1m lias applied on Iho payment , of 210 acres of land whkh ho has purchased at * S.f > 0 per ncro. Ho Mill irm okcr o.OOO bublicls of corn bfindlng in iho field. Helms nctualiy purcluiaud the land ho first rented , and will ho abln to pay oxorv dollar for it tu teen as ho can marke't his crops. AH made In t'.reo years. 'Ilifii 'IhinU of tlir rllm.Hi' . PlillllDJ county not onlv has a good p-odufttve soil , but it has a flno , health . ful climate , where the well can nnd will 1 on joy good health , and where the con- sunipllvo and astluuiUio can breath the pure Invigorating nlr nnd regain the buojnncy of joutn Tlioro are but few damp foggy da > s and llltlo snow and no mud , llko Illinois or Iowa. The eleva tion Is not too great bolng about 1,200 foot ahovo the Missouri river on the cast. The days are sometimes quite hoi , but tlio nights are always cool nnd refreshing and the teller can secure rest from his labor. The county is well supplied with rail roads. Throe different lines of road run through the county from east to west , lu the south part is the Central branch of the Union Pacific , which is operated by the Missouri Pa cific Railway coinpiny , upon which are located the towns of Kit-win , Marvin , Big Horn ! and Logan , all good trading and marketing point- ) . In the north west part of tlio county the IJ. it M. crosses the county nnd has two town , ' Woodruff and Lo'ng Island. Tlio Chi- | cago. Rock Island & Pacific railroad runs through the center cf the county , ' along which are located the following cities and towns : Agra , Dana , Stutt gart. Prairleviow , and Phillipsburg , the county scat. All of the o lowns are supplied with elevators and stork yards , and furnish good facilities for tlio ship ping of grain or live stock , lly moans of these railroad RIIOJ llio markets of Ioii"or , Punlilo , Colorado Springs on the west , and these of Kansas City. St. .loo , Oni'ilni anil Chicago on the east , are brought to the clli/ons of this sec tion of Kansas Schools are of special interest to all intelligent and llborlv-lovln * citizens , and no community can long nourish without good schools. There are I.'IO school districts in Phillips county , all f which have school buildings snlllciont 0 nvi.ominodnto all children of t-ohool go. In the chics lliero are guided chools , which lit pupils for the state nivorally. Pnill'paburg ' has an excel- on ! high school. Ktrwin , Logan , Long stand , Agra and Marvin all have good graded schools. Snmn of I In-1.rnilIns 'I owin. The leading cities In the county are Clrwin , located in the southeast corner f the county on the Central branch of .ho Union Pacific railway. It lias a opulation of about 1.200. All kinds of iiisiiiess are well represented. Tlioro ro two good solid Innks. the First Na- ional bank and the Traders bank , both f which are doing a good safe business , 'ho United States land olllco for this listrict is also located at Klrwin. Phillipsburg , tlio county seat , is the best eity iu the county and the metrop olis of that section of the state. It is ocated near tlio con tor of the county. The site is beautiful ; the surface is gon- Lle rolling pr.iirio , whilh perfect drain- ige The city can bo seen for many niles from any direction and presents a ; nnst atlrnetivo uppearaticIt has opulation of 1,500. Although the city quite now. the fine residences , witfi their fine , woll-kopt lawns , with shade 'ind ' fruit trees surrounding them , gives t the nnpearnncoof a much older place. The business houses and bank buildings would bo a credit to a city of ton times Is population and ago. The court house s of brick and cos } about $10,000. The ligh school building is one of the best n all northern Kansas. Tlio churches would ho a credit to any city. 1'lie busi ness of the city i.s represented by good ive men with energy and sufficient capi tal to do business with. Tlioro are eiglit dry goods houses , thrco drug stores , four agricultural implement dealers , liuoo cM'luslvo grocery firm" , four phvs < iciaii , two banks , ono national. Tlio First National bank , which does the loading business , and one state hank , both with SIO.OOO capital each. There are six law linns , twonowspancrs , four blaoksmitliing , wagon and carriage manufacturing shops , two furniture .stores , throe livery and feed b-irns. The hotels are as good as are usually fruml in cities of 10.000 population. Two of them havoovory convenience. Tlio city owns a complete system of water works , ftir- nisliing an ampin supply of water for all purposes. Resides being located in the ccntor of a largo county and being its county heat , it is also tlio half wav passenger division on the Rock Tblatul route between Don vor and Kansas City and Denver and Omaha. It is also a freight division. There is a round house and repair shop where considerable re pairing is dono. There about 100 em ployes on the payrolls anil about S-7,000 per month is paid out to r.iilioad men , and the city promises to bo ono of the best on this great railway system. There are some prospects that the Rock Island will build from Phillips- bu g both northeast and southeast. Should such an event occur it will greatly add to the business and popula lion of the city and make it the largest and most important city in northern Kansan. A r.mni rin s uf riil/i'Mi. The people of Phillip burg are moral , temperate and enterprising and have unlimited confidence and faith in the future growth and greatness of their city and ever stand ready to encourage cauitalists and others to come and lo- catn among them. These who are cuoking a new location should como and see Phillips county , and ' these who have money to 'invest will do well to como and investigate the opportunities for safe and profitable investment that are here olforod. The country is good , Llio soil rich and fruit ful , the climate mild ami healthful. All things noi'i'ssary for a refined nnd intel ligent community are to bo found hero. Tlio price of teal estate is very low , and being thus situated with sneli advan tages and surroundings , the city and county is bound to increase in wealth and population , MM// ; .i/n. % or > ( > / / : . K PivntUs Riiloy , tlu > editor of the Utica Observer , h.is lust commenced the fortieth cunsociitho jiMr of work on thai join mil. Pasteur "ill lie 70ears old Docpinhpr S7 , and on th.it oec.ision he is to receive costly presents fiom the chief Kiibsi.in medical IIIPII. ( iciipr.il K ] ' I-PO'S slrn ( iluro is worth $10 In thi'iintogr.iph inarKi-t , r.oaor.il McClc-llan's f.i and General Sliorman's J.I. Q1111 rd Hcariii ; ; Fool , a Kiuiix. IMS been seat to the National Insane hmplt.il. the first In- di'in , it is said. o\or sent to that Institution Whoever jruvo him hisnaia jin.ulo something ot , i blurt towaid driving him ni.ul John W M.u-k.iv , when ho < iniiti > d S-m rr.uK-Isco for I'.iiis , pno tluhoiiso la which ho had llvrd , fullv and t < li ; : intl.v furnished , to an old friend's wife This irii-ad , Cor nelius O Connor , is well known in sjch-tv .is well as in business circles Ills oldest diiiiiilitrr w.is ho id briili-suwiil at the famous r.iirOtlrichsodiliau ; The O'Connors have bi-cii bit | > M > d with nineteen ehlldivn , not all of wlmia , hou'iu'r , iiivlhlin ; Aivlibiihnp Iri-i.md of Mlniipsu'.i. who Is about to bo made .1 i-.mlhril. was lioni in Kilkenny. Ireland ami o.imo to this country in lsl | ( , whoa liuu.isll , \e.irs of auo. I'.ir't ol Ids ch-iical ( < ilui-.ition .is received in lY.imo lie was ch.iil.ila | of a Minnesota I'LVimcnt diiriai ; the civil war , and his : been fnivHioit in tiMiippram-o work in Iho st.ite in which ho icsMos Francis Murih\ | , the gospel toinppr.inco ev uiKclUt. h.ih li ( > ( . ' .in a crusulo , ijfiitii.i the salooas of New York City. John 1) . Hopknfi'llcr. llio .St'ind.uil oil imi iriti' . isoai > of the few niillioii.ihv.s who devote much of thi-ir time to the improve ment of thu condition of others When not called aw.iy by sool.il or liusiaess eiurae- ( inpiits jou arc pictli s\no lo find him at homo oM-nint-'s Mr Kocicofellcr has for jcurslK-en a luiariv supporter , lla.inclally and | H'iM > imlly , of foreign inlssion.ir.y work , ami no layman , pcrhups , is HO well lafonai-il I coiici'inliiK the details of it. IIo tin super- 1 Min.il tu'ijii.iintanco \\itliiniiny of the Ic.ul- i missionaries uf the world , and Ids Now I York ivslduncu Is frequently the RCCIIO of a of tht' o workers aiuouij the ADVEXTURES OFJJTTLE I.OREXA , Wnlirn ' 11 ; MM ttlnd-n , agt IS. 'Twas In the year 1810. There stood on Iho b.uik of the Colorado river , in Arizona , a snug lllllo house , where lived an old man by the name of Captain Gray. His hair was silvery gray , and fell in heavy , long locks on his broad sholudeM. Ills face wns thin and wrinkled , and showed traces of many tender cares. Ills eves were of light blue , and wore very much sunken. IIo was a rather tall man ; but , In spite of his old ago , his form was not bout. IIo was a man of 77 winters. His only companion was his daughter Loronn. She was a little girl of 10 summers. Her hair was of golden yellow. It fell in long , glossy curls down her back. Her oyoa were of azuo blue , and were as bright < and sparkling as the ( low drops on the grass when Iho sun turns his bright i , shining surface on our terrestrial ball on a ploasint morning. Her face was round and f.ill. Her cheeks were roy , and looked like a full-bloomed ro o ; and the sinllo that she always were on her face was consoling o\on to the little street urchins. How oft , when in the city , would she pull her gloves from her hands and , reaching into her pocket , pull out a lit tle purple purse and hand a silver coin to couio poor , cold , ragged 11'tie ' child. Among her many friends and admir ers was one , the truest of all. whoso name was La Vernon Lvans. Ho was lior father's only hired help. He did nil the work there was to be done on the farm. After La Vernon had gone to the field and while Lorena was about her hou- - vork tlio old c.ipt'iin would stroll along Iho banks of tlio rivers , who < o silvery waters glided along between the mossy banks over the rockv bed until they came to the gulf. After the housework was done ho would sit by the fireside and toll his daughter stories of the days gene hy , or of her mother who h-ad loft nor so many years ago for a bettor land , only to await their coming. On ono May morning , when all was bright and calm , after La Vernon had gone to his day's labor and after her father had gene for his morning stroll , Lorona donned her hat and started to a town named Portsmouth. She opened the door and then she happened to think of her golden chain , the only token of love and remembrance from her mother. She could never leave it at , the house alone for fear that some thing would happen to it , so oncii'chng it around her white neck who started on. After she had gotten within one-half a mllo'of town , just before sbo crossed the largo bridge w hich spanned the river , she looked up and saw a band of savages ravaging the neighborhood , leaving be hind" them only the r.iins of burning buildings and the lifeless forms of the people , some of whom had trio.1 to de fend themselves , but nil in vain. They wore cut down like so many beasts. Portsmouth was nothing but a burning llamo and a volume of curling smoke. By her pitiful pleadings they were persuaded to lake her as a prisoner. They jounoycd on till they came to the house of Lorena's father. Again she begged of them not to disturb her father in any way , but they were heedless of pleadings now. They domindod of her the whereabout of her father , but she re plied that she knew nothing of him. After a while they agreed to take her lifo. . O , the dread and fear that was felt by Lorona now ; the very blood Boomed to rim cold in tier veins and her face had the color of a falling snowlhiko. What would her father do when ho found tier lying in the yard with lifo oxtincty Her head was laid on a largo block and the leader ; Wabansio , raised the murderous a\o and with one blow would have severed her head from her shoul ders. But when ho looked down at that beautiful face it made him think of a sister - tor , the only living true friend in this wide world , whom ho had loft many miles behind. So , slinging tlio ax to the ground ho declared that no ono should harm her. After the savages had do pirted an hour the old cant'iin came to the house IIo supposed Lorena had gene to the city to do her trading. As ho crossed the threshold into the sitting room he noticed a little p'o ' o of pink paper on the llonr. For curiosity's sal\o he picked it up and carcfullv unfolded it. IIo put on his glasses and found it was a note from his little daughter Lor ena tolling him of her capture and of how near her life's end had come. At this time the Indians were travel ing at their greatest speed for four they should bo found by the captain and Lorena taken from them. Captain Gray wont to the field and told LaVernon Kvans of his daughter's capture. So goinp to the him they saddled their horses and started out ii pursuit. But seldom did they utter a word , for they were busy thinking of rescuing Lorona. They found the trail and started out along the road. They saw the burning buildings and the lifoles forms of the people. They traveled three weeks nnd never caught sight o the Indians. They finally lost the trai. arid had to turn back toward homo , to live in grief and sorrow. The Indians journeyed on for oighl months until they came to Hastings Colo. , where they stayed for the sum nior. Lorona was now ever 100 miles from her homo. She spent hotfov leisure hours ( if so they could bo called ) in planning escape to got buck to her aged father. When she was about her work , Wabansiu watched ho with his coal black eyes fixed on he all the time. The whole tribe had now grown to love her quiet ways , and they al looked on her with great respect. The little Indian children loved to si around the fireside and hen" her toll o. her gir.hood days. When the Indian women went from the wigwam the , alwayn felt that they could leave th- little children under Lorena's care will safety. On ono sunny Autumn evening , Wa- bansio took Lorena out for"a\vnlk. She had always planned escape , so she no concealed in her dross a sharp-odgoi hatchot. They strolled along boneatl the trees , listening to the song bird and now and then picking up a yellow autumn leaf. They walked on until they came to the banks of the river whore was moored a boat. Untying the boat from Its mooring they started down the river for a boat ride. Tlio waters were gently gliding along and all was peaeo and harmony until Lorona snatched from her dress the hatcliot and cut Iho fatal gdah in Wahanslo'ti head , As the last of life ebbed ho wondered why it should bo dono. Then all was darkness , the spirit of lifo had loft iis hone of clay and taken its flight for immortal lands. Lorena now thought what she could best do. She inu&t not lot the tribe know anything about the crime. As quick as a Hash she raised the body from the boat and pushed It in to watery grave. Now was the time for her escape , so picking up the oars she rowed on , stop ping only for her meals and night's lodging. She rowed on for twelve days before she got wiioro the country was familiar to her. It had been nearly a year since she had seen her father. Her lioart leaped with joy nt the thought of being homo again. But as she reached Bolvuo she hoard a warwhoop and look ing around , what should she see but the Indians of Wabausio's tribe. They know that their loader In porno way had been taken from then ! and thought that she was the moans , font ho wns with her when last they saw him , They took her from the boat and tiodlior to ( ho stake. Oh , hov long the mljivitoi scomod. She was trombllng llko an aspen leaf. But some of the inhabitants , being attracted by the nol o , rushed in tind rescued her. The Indians were taken prisoners. After learning her nrtnjo and where she lived , they sent a , message to Ports mouth. I/i Vernon livins was standing In the loading grocery store of Iho city when a little brown-haired man rushed in and spread the news of the rescue of Lorona Gray. Li Vernon was so shocked ho did not know what to do al first , tie rushed ttirough tlio door and down to the depot and bought a ticket to BMvuo. Ho had to wait live minutes for the train. The minutes seemed hours to him. but finally the train ( 'row up in front of the depot. In thirty-live minutes the train pulled up to the Bolvuo depot. La Vernon now wont out in scaeh of his beloved Lorona. Ho found her at the Bradford hotol. Ono can imagine the meeting of these two lovorj. La Voraon hold In his em brace ono from whom ho thought ho had been separated forever. They sat up for hours , telling each other of their adventures since their lust mooting. The next morning thev boarded the train fo * Portsmouth. Lirona was glad to got homo again. The father was in unboundablo joy. IIo was so shocked that ho took sick , and in three days there lay the lifeless form of the old farmer. Lorena was now loft alone. Captain Gr.iy's o.d maid sister from Ohio came to take care of her. But in three years Lorona was made the happy wife of la Voiron lvansand ] they live'd on the old farm of Lo-ena's father. They were the parents of two little bright-eyed children , Luclle and LMna. In the year 1870 the family were stricken down with fovor. The angel of death entered and took from this world the spirits of the two parents , leaving the llttl-j children orphans , but they are uow the happy wives of two jounu men who live in Glonwood , fif teen miles from Portsmouth , the homo of their mother. oin : rni : oi.tt rir.iits inn : . Yi > , CM ! ) llio poor Old Year Ids duo Iti'fmi' uo loll bis knell ! lli-'i lifcn a faithful ft h-iid to us , And vi MM ! us IOIIK iinilell. . O , \\us It not Ids Iniml Ilial liiuunlit The spi hnjt line's woallh of Hit-on , And limn ; Into the hip of May I'll uai lands foi u mu'i-n ? And llionu'h unions tin- blossoms fair Hi1 il topped some spile's of me , We'll take him bv Hie Imml nnd tflvo Tin ; pool Old \ eai hisduu ! Whi'ii siimmci held hljjh rnmlvnl Amoim her s ) | \in lionets , Was not Ills band the one to strew llei onwaid inthvltll llowets ? Anil wlicn. In hllln\\\ . lin\est llelds , The i ea PL-IS' MIIIU went loitiul. Did be not lollei on INMiy / , Till all tinsieac | - , en- bound ? And If among the bernilt'd f-M.ilii Some. blUhted stalks Iheie Blew We'lllnnim out tlipsulil and K'VO ' The jood Old Yeai-ldsduo ! All ! as be not out runitade still 'riuiiu''h nmny a Kl.nknnd \\old , Wlii-n all the autumn U.cestiiu . gowned In ei Imson , dun and nld ? And uben Ids ha ! rand tu-aid grew uhito With Hakes uf nlnl'ir'Siiiiw , Did he not bilm ; the I'lislmas jojs To set out he.il t's HHlo\\V And If the htlmmlniiciip lie held Was mixed \\lth soiiojv , too. We'll drain It to the nress and she The kind Old Year lilsdui- ' IN THE SANCTUARY. A .Small Hey Gro\va Wonry lit the. Spriiuin nnd s.ij'iho. Chicago Tribune : Willie ( in a whis per , after two consecutive minutes of laborious silence ) Mamma , what kind of ( lowers has that lady got in her bonnet1 ; Ills JMamtna You mustn't talk so loud , dear , you'll disturb the congrega tion. " I'hoy look like Johnnio-jump-upa , dent they ! " ' 'Hush , dear. Listen to the sermon. " ( After a prolonged stilniess of ton seconds ends ) "Aro they real ( lowers , mamma , or only make boliovo'J" "They are artificial , 'Willie. Bo a good boy now , and don't whisper any more. " "Yes'm. ' ' ( Says nothing for at least half a min ute. ) "Mamma ! " " 'rili. Willie ! What is it ? " "When ilohnnio-jump-ups are growod up. do they got to bo jnmpin' jacks ? " "Listen to the faormon , dear ! " "Vcs'm. " ( Another period of silence. ) "Mamma , the preacher said 'thirdly. ' Uow many morelys will ho - " ' 'Hh , Willie ! " "Yoi'm. But I'm getting awfully tired. " "It will only last a little while longer , dear. Bo quiet. " " ' * * * "Yes'm. Mamma , can a woman bo real pious if she wears a stullod hummin' bird on her bonnet ? " "Willie , if you don't hush I shall have to punish you ! " "Higlithoro ? " "No ; after wo get homo. 'Sh1 ! ( Another pause. ) "Mamma , teems to mo that I've buen 'sh-lng a mighty long time ! How much longer is ho go to - ' ' ( Growing desperate. ) "Willie , if you say another woid I'll take you right out of church ! " ( Apparently struck by an idea. ) "I won't say another word , mamma , but I'm getting just horriulo tired , and I don't boo how I can set still another minute , and I wish he'd quit talkin' ain't you tired 'most to death how much longer is ho going to kcop on what's the use o' bringing mo huro anyhow - " And Willie's mother takes him out. Slop Mix lllf I'lillKll , Now York Ilorald' „ , "Why don't you stop that hiccoughing'1" ; bald a gentle man to a friend , who fur Bomo moments had boon subjoclcd to the annoying con vulsive movement of the diaphragm. "I wish I could , " giispcd the victim , "but it's no go. A follow Iried to bcaro mo 8'iid my coat wiis on lire know it wasn't swallowed nine times nine swal lows of water no go fool llko a washed out hand engine. D. . those things ! " ho ejaculated , angrily , having told his woes in disjointed utterances and between coughs. "Woll , you are a chump , " remarked the first speaker. . "Como with mo , " and ho led his friend1 into an aujolning saloon. ' ' "No , not here , " said tlio other ; "peo ple will surely thinkT'vo been drinking. D n these things ! " Hut his protests were in vain. Ilia friend led him to the bar mitt ordered a heaping bar spoonful of powdoied sugar. "Como , ' ' ho s-iid , "nwaliow this all at once " The victim did so shiwlv , and found to intense surprise and relief when the operation was completed that the hiccoughs had vanished. "Now , " remarked the first gentleman , "for teaching you thai remedy I'll take juat ono with you. It IB not a part of the procobs , but it's worth the price , isn't It ? An for tlio sugar I have never known it to fail to euro even the most stubborn case of hieoouglis. " Sliii'o Sir William Cumming pa vo up bac carat he baa taken lo i cat Ing bulls and was ono of the most prominent exhibitors at the rei cut nirmiiiKhuni cattle show Ladj Cum- ining is at pn.-M.-ut ou a visit to her homo in this country. Recognizing the fact that the Holiday trade will soon domruul great quantities of goods in our line , being heavily overstocked and wishing to give our customers the benefit of low prices a t a time of year when our goods are most in demand , we have concluded to CUT PRICES all to pieces , without regard to cost of articles mentioned. The goods offered at cut prices are the same quality and purity that we have always sold , and we guarantee their absolute purity. We handle no imitation goods of any description. A glance al the prices given below will con vince customers that we have done as we said , viz : CUT PRICES ALL TO PIECES : -WE. QUOTED WINES , Pn re California Sweet Wines , Regular prices. I0clOc ! and 6c ( ) per quart ; $1.W , 81.50 and 81.70 per gallon , | Port , all now reduced to i "oc per qt ; DOcporgal. j Sherry , all now red need to -oe porqt ; OOe per gal. Angelica , all now reduced to -'oc per qt : 00c per gal. Muacatol , all now reduced to i2oc per qt ; ! ) ( ) c per gal. Blackberry , all now reduced to 2oe per qt ; OOc per gal. Sweet Calawbaall now reduced to "oc per qt ; OOc pur gal. Madeira , all now reduced to 'J"e per ql ; OOc per gal. Malaga , all now reduced to 25c porqt ; OOc per gal. Toicay , all now reduced to i3c ! per qt ; OOc per gal. Pure California Sour Wine' ' . Regular prices , UOc , "JG and -10c per quart ; GOc , SI and 81.125 per gallon. Claret , now reduced to 1-ic per qt. 4oc per gal. Ziufandol , now reduced to 120o per qt ; 05c per gal. Riesling , now reduced to lUjc per qt ; IHc per gal. Sour Catawba , now reduced to HOc'per ql ; 03o per gal. Pure California Brandy , Regular prices , 75c , SI and 31.25 per quart ; $2.75 , $11.25 and $ aOO per gallon. All now reduced to OOc per quart ; $2.80 per gallon. Imported Port Wine. Regular prices , 75c , $1 and 81.25 per qt ; J.'i.GO per gallon. Now reduced to ( Hie per < | t ; S2.30 per gallon. Imported Suerry Wine , Regular prices , 75c , 81 and $1.25 per quart ; Sli.fiO per gallon. Now i educed to ( We per quart ; 52.30 nor gallon. Imported Three Star Hennery Brandy , Regular price , $1.50 per quart ; $4.75 per gallon. Now reduced to SlOc per quart ; $3.50 per gallon. St , Louis Export Beer , Usual prices , 250 per quart. Now reduced to 12jc per quart ; packed in plum box , 1 do/.on quarts to u box , 51,50 , packing charge 25c ; total , 81.75. Meflford anl Jamici Rim , Regular prices , $1.25 per quart ; $ , ' 5.50 per gallon. Now reduced to OOc per quart , $2.25 per gallon. Gins. Regular prices. Tom Gin , $1.00 ; Ho Kuypor , $1.25 ; Crystal , 81.-10 per quart. Now rodndcd as follows : Hooth To in Cin ! 70c per quart Po Kuypor Gin SOo per quart Crystal Gin OOc per quart , Tom Gin $2.00 per gallon London Dock Gin 2.20 per gallon R.o . Malt Gin 12.30 per gallon Cherry Bounce , Apple and Peach Brandy. Former price 81.25 per quart ; SI.OO per gallon. Now all reduced to 70c per quart ; $2,50 per gallon. Imported Bass Ale. Dog Head Brand , 20c per pint ; * 2.00 per do/on. \Vhtto Label Brand , 25c per pint ; $2.25 per dozen. Imported Dublin Stout. Dog TIcad Brand , 20c per pint ; $2.00 per do/.en. Imported Rhine Wines. Old price 81.00 per quart. Now re duced to 50c per quart. Imported Claret. Old price 81.00 per quart. Now re duced to 50c per quart. Imported Champagne. Pommory "Sec. " $1.50 per pint : $2.75 uor ouart. " Piper Iloidsieck "Sec , " $1.35 per pint ; $2.45 per quart. Dry Moiiopole , $1.40 per pint ; $2.55 per quart. Mumui's Extra Dry , 81.15 per pint ; $2.05 per quart. California Champagne. Kelipso Kxtra Dry , 70c per pint Grand Vin "Soc40c ! per pint ; 75 per quart Golden Gate "Sec , " 50o per pint ; OOc per quart Imported Ginger Ale. 15o per pint ; $1.50 per do/.on , Venezuela Bitters. COc per quart ; 51.75 per gallon. Key IM Clear Havana and Key West Cigars , RI/o. Regalia Graciosa , per 50 box $5 2" > Rothehild 4 75 1'anetella 4 50 Concha Uspceinl Kxtrn 4 00 Concha I'.spccial ' t 05 U. C. Hspecinls ! 55 Regalia Uelnii , Extra line H 05 Albortas 4 55 Clear Hayana , White Seal , per 50 box $2.25 Domestic Cigaw , Grand Royal , per 50 box $27/5 / I'nro Slock , per 50 box 1 75 Wo _ handle the Genuine Nevada , BUO Nevada I'orfo'-los , nor 50 box 3 40 WHISKIES. Here is Where'We Do Cut Prices , Washington , per gallon $1 40 Adams , per gallon 1 50 .hilTorson , per gallon 1 75 Klkhorn , per gallon 2 00 Glonmoro , per gallon 2 25 Pop Corn Whibky , per gallon 2 25 Imperial , per gallon 220 Athorton , per gallon 2 CO Monarch , per gallon 2 2.5 R , P. Popper , per gallon 200 T. n. Ripy , per gallon 275 Monogram , per gallon 3 00 Kentucky Club , per gallon ! ) 25 Hell of Anderson , per gallon 2 50 Boon it Knoll , per gallon ! ! 50 Old Taylor , per gallon 4 00 Kdgowood ( old ) , per gallon 4 55 j W. J. Fra/.ier , 187 ! ) , per gallon 0 10 J American Club , per gallon 200 Old Pioneer , per gallon 2 23 Tea Kettle , per gallon 2 00 Silver Wedding , per gallon 1 7-3 I V/liiskies / in Quart Botllcs , i Cut to Following Prlcoa. I Hermitage , per quart , 1880 7oo O. F. C. . per quart , 1H80 7f > ! > Monongahola Rye , per quart 76 < ! Maryland Rye , per quart , 1870 75o ( Juckonlioiinor , per quart , IS78 75o Hluo Grass , per quart , 1871 75o Oscar Pepper , per quart , 1880 , , frJ5o Gibson Rye , per quart 40o Jockey Club , per quart f > 0n .las. B. Popper , per quart , 18faO 7oo Bond i Llllard , per quart 75o XX Private Stock , per quart GOo Instructions to DUt-of-Town Customers : We assort bottled goods , putting in just such an assortment as you may wish. We do a strictly cash business. Do not send in an order without money remittance , as goods will not be shipped until money is received. In sending money to us remit by postoffice order or bank draft. Personal checks will not be accepted. Express companies will not receive wines or liquors for shipment C. O. D. So to avoid delay send money with order. We make the following charges for packing : Each package of one dox.cn bottles or one gallon jug , 250 extra over quoted prices. IMPORTANT From until the of February out-of-town orders now ist our - - arc very nu merous , and while we try to pack goods and ship promptly , we are sometimes so crowded that orders are delayed ; hence we advise customers who contemplate ordering from us to order a few clays ahead so goods will be sure to arrive when wanted. No attention paid to orders un less money is remitted. 1313 FARNAM STREET , OMAHA , NEiB.