MIK OMAUA DAILY BEti : srNDAY'IWKMUKR ) 18 , 18')2 ) WHNTrYllTR < ) PAUK Christmas in Song o and Story _ A Feast oT Reason and a Flow of Soul and Sentiment on a Seasonable Topic. IT COMES BUT ONCH A YUAR But People of All Conditions and in All Olimes Hojoico and Honor tlio Day , MERRY TIMES FOR CHILDREN A HtemtnliiK lMi < > f Short , Stories .Illiixtrnltvn of I.lfn'n Varied nnil Splri-il with I'ut-tlo l-utlios. Porno snyi that over 'pnliiHt that season comes Whoroln our Savior's birth Is cclebrali-d , The bird of dawning ulntse-lli nil night lorn ? ; And then , they say , no spirit dare stir abroad ; Tlio nlebts iiro wholesome ; then no planets No fairy' takes , nor witch htith homes to charm , , . Ho hallow'el and so gracious Is the t lino. ShaJteipeare. The celebration of Christmas oxpamls with the years. Its Iwtmds nro limited to civilization. , The nnnlvcrsary ot the birth of Christianity Is a feast elny whenever the grand sentiment of "Peace on earth , good will toward men" finds n responsive ) echo. It Is a season that promotes kindlier feeling. The better Impulses of human nuturo holds nway for the time. Struggles and harsh rivalries give way to nobler sentiments , and helpful hands are extended In succoring the unfortunate. Christmas Is an Ideal homo holiday. It is emphatically the day of the children. No other festival equals it In producing happy faces that wraps the world around with an nurcola of Joyousness , while their acclaiming voices might make a strain of swcot muslo to higher cars than ours. A Favorable Omen , From tlmo Immemorial It has been re garded ns n peculiarly favorable ) omen for Christmas to fall upon Sunday , while It Is thought an equally unfavorable ono for It to occur upon Saturday. A quaint old poem of the middle ages , almost Incomprehensible at the present day , by reason of Its obsolete nicdliuval words nnd spelling , alludes to this superstition : \ Lor ( Hugos I warn you nl beforn , Yof that day that Crysto was boruo , Ktillo upon u Sunday ; That wynter shall bo coed par far , lint groto wvndes alotto .slialhc , The soiuerslmlbe fayro nml dry , What ohyldo that day berne bo , A groto lord ho slmlbe. Yef Orystcmasso on yo Saturday falle , ' That wynler yo to ho dredden ale , llyt shalhn sou fnlle of grcto tenipcsto That hyt sbil : s-lo both man and besto. And cbyldren that bo borne that day , Wythln halfo ayero thoybhaldyo par fay. Children' * Day. In certain churches of Germany a sermon Is preached to the children only , on Christ inas day , and the little innocents walk in procession , each bearing a lighted taper in the. hand ; and such a custom seems a fit recognition of the part that children play uiwn the day , they , far moro than their ciders , valuing Us traditions , cherishing its legends , making much of its mysteries nnd learning Jts'.pobtryby heart , As 'tho chil dren of the very poor went .about in the old times , Just.bcforo Christinas , on what were styled "dolling11 excursions , singing under the windows : "Wassail , wassail , through the town. If you'vo got nny apple's thrown them down. Up with the stocking and down with the shoo , If you'vo got no apples , money will do. " So , In some countries , the same class of children liow run about from house to house ringing , door bells and asking for goodies , without the song , indeed , but with the same merry effrontery. In England the children still sing- the carols Unit the early bishops used to sing , .commemorating the angels' song : "And sill the bolls on earth shall ring On Christmas elay , on Christmas duy , And nil thu souls em earth shall sin ? , On Christ mas day In the morning. " But hero the only general approach tc that is the ringing of the belfry of the Epis copal or Cathollo church , wherever there happens to bo one' , 'of the Christmas bells , out over the snow and into the chill air ol the early Christmas ovo. As the boll tones como sparkling through the darkness , what visions of happiness they scatter before the listening qhildrcn's eyes and 'fancy visions of the solemn and silent church docked oul In Its green boiiRhs llko a swcot and sacrcO forest , with the organ pealing through Its aisles ; visions of the tree that for a whole generation has been a frequent part ol Christmas now among us , and that Is pros' ently to show thorn all its gifts and lustres or of the stockings that tomorrow mornliif they will find filled to overflowing. Down In Dixie , Usually the first vlslblo symptoms of tin approach of Christmas in the southori states is the hanging of hugo limbs o mountain holly over house nnd "mcotlni houso' ' doors a week or so before Its arrival Often the rough rock fireplace of the lei cabin will bo wreathed by the women will smaller branches , all bristling with prickly bright green leaves and red berries. Thi traditional descent of old English custon differs from its foreign origin in the absent- ' of any accompanying Bignillcanco being at tachcd to the mistletoe. On Christmas ov < you are liable to bo uwnkeneel by an uncorc monlous discharge of about all the firearm in the neighborhood. To further test you nerves a clattering of pans , a blast of hunt ing horns and a chorus of yells will ensu while the guns are being reloaded. 1 Is then considered etiquette on you part to invite the "hull pusscl o "em" Into your cabin for a treat. A rofusa to treat will convert your premises Into pandemonium of howling fiends , until th lungs and ammunition of the party or you own resolution give out. The loaders , \v\ \ often wrap themselves In deer and bearskin : with the staring heads of these animal nodding at you In lieu of their own , Some tlmca n bull's ' head with spreading horn mingles with these wilder denizens of th woods. The moro complete and hideous th dlsgulso the moro Impudent becomes th antics of the owner of It. Others will blue tholr faces or wear rude , home-madu mask ; They also wrap themselves In ragged quilt : or turn their garments insldo out , alwnj striving to bo ns grotvsquo ami horrlblo n lK > s siblu. On Christmas morning the me will go on deer or bear "drives" with doj : * iuul hunting horns , returning fiercely hungi toward ulyht to a big dinner over whlc the women have been lolling muanwhllo. I the evening there are dum-os , Probably nowhere In all the world Christmas tlmo moro thoroughly observe nnd enjoyed than In England. In whutov lilso the English people arc changing , of tl nporlessness of this tiuio and hour there e ; lib'uo doubt , Truo.i England can no long Ixwst of her royal Christmas masques , cos Ing often a quarter of a million of ot money j ami the court Lord of Mlsrulo Is thing of .tho imst , But royal mid nol gluttony , guzzling and licentiousness 1m given place to Christian te'iidernuss and i most regal opulence In help to humankind. The sacroel aud reverential observance Christmas in Scotland Is made by Eplsi t > allan families and umom ; tlio lilchlundc aiuTlseiiiueiora. In cltle-s like Kdlnbui Glasgow , Perth nnd Aberdeen , the day observed by the whole people as a mere no day ; an occasion for enjoyment of the me boisterous kind ; although of late years the : l "tt marked tendency ovt'iituully to nek loino of the iimiu'iuorlal customs of t English Christmas. Ireland in the Christmas holiday tlmo sccntcully perhaps in its least pleasing i poet. Itut nature's hand is a loving o oycn In the Irish winter , uud the ble.sa hold that Christmas tlmo bun taken ui the universal Christian world heart , blend with that marvelous compensative power utilizing tlio nioal trifling possibilities : human Joy which the Irish nituro possesses , liermlts'unil provides n qmllty of Clirlstinus- tlmoelH-cr which Is often siirjirislnir to these whoso lives nro measurably tilled with boun- tcousnoss : ind content. True > UlirUlntiM Vimrlty. Tlicro Is n tendency nt each Christmas tldo for writers to tinro too strongly , I think , the beauty ot Christmas-Riving , by ilonatlon or distribution ninong the lowly and the very poor , writes Ethviml W. I5ok In thto Ladles' Homo Journal. No charity can bo tnoru beautiful , moro typical of tlio Christ spirit than for thosn wlio can afford to do so to send n glimmer of ll ht into the lives of thousands in onr great cities who can only eke out n bare existence. And it sponks volumes for the Ronuroslly of our wealthy classes , and the heroic work done by our clmrltablo organizations , that in no other nation on the loboaro those who live In poverty nud want so well roinombcrod on Christmas as nvo the poor classes of America. Hut there is u class which Is not reached by the dona tions of the wealthy , or by tlio work of clmrltablo organizations. Tlicro nro In this country thousands of homos Into which re verses of fortune , come each year , where death or business failure causes the keenest heart anguish nnd the severest self-denial. These homes contain sensitive natures which shrink from the outstretched hand of char ity. Poor and proud is the name the world has for them. Perhaps ; but let mo tell yon my friend , it Is not easy t < 3 receive charity when nil your life you have dispensed it. A reversal of fortune Is the hardest thiiiR in this world to boar. The poor know not its tortures. It is the keenest kind of poverty. Into such homes would I direct , nt Christ mas-lido , some loving kindness. In this country whcro one Is up today and down to morrow there is not onu of us but who , in his or her acquaintance , knows of an instance of reversed fortune. Lot something from you go into such u homo The born poor will bo remembered by others ; the newly made poor may bo forgotten , OllllISTVlS HULLS. Jilclianl nation in (7iirlru' ( . How many memories Rather 'round the sound Of bolls , Ihoso silver monitors U us ! \Vlillom , tliuy pual dtru dangers , and the ground Trembles to tramnof feet foar-fiirlonss Vi'hllom , they toll above some burial mound. Apaln , tlioy summon souls to pralso or prayer ; They mbiKlo In with music when It , pluys Me'loiiliiri , so t hut allot life suems fair ; Or I Inkle dimly In the covert ways Wliuro wother.s lead the Hock that Is tholr care. Whilom , at sea they hoarsely boom , and frlsht The uooel ships from the rocks ; on land they Tlio tlmo o' day by morning , noon and night. Chime o'er the Mooplm : city : All Is well , Or bid the folk bo up with early light. lint where bo bolls so buoyant , sweet and st reini ; Upon the air as these of Christmas tlmol So fraught with precious meanings Is their .song , So swelling with a hope and joy sublime , 'hrlat's ' bulls , to you all bunKotis belong ! FIRST CHRISTMAS IX AMERICA. Harper's 1'oiinj People. Of course the lirst Chrismas in this Now World , as it has been called for the past four hundred years , was the ono spent hero bv Columbus and his followers , They had but recently completed their marvelous voyngo across the ocean , and made their wonderful discovery. Since then they had been sail ing amid regions of enchanted beauty , and they looked forward with eager anticipa tions to celebrating their ilrst Chrismas in a manner so boiltting their surroundings as to make It memorable in all history. In ono way they were not disappointed. 3'hat Christmas will always 1)6 memorable in his tory , though it was made so by an event about as different from what these early navigators expected as can well bo con ceived. To Columbus , Instead of a day of triumphant rejoicing , it proved one of the saddest of the manv sad days of his event ful life. After discovering the first land at San Salvador and cruising for ten days amid the delightful islands of the Bahama group , Columbus set sail for Cuba- which they reached on the 23th of October. All went well until the 20th of November , when the Plnta. commanded by the jealous Pinzon. disappeared. She was a fast sailer and Columbus did not follow her. Ho continued exploring the coast of Cuba. Early in December - comber ho dropped anchor in the spacious harbor of St. Nicholas , on tlio western coast of the island of Hayti. By judicious kindness Columbus soon won the conlldencc of the natives , nnd for two weeks his leisurely progress along the northern coast of this favored island was like a happy dream. The natives strove tc outdo ono another in their deeds of kindness to the strangers , flocking to the ship at all hours with presents of whatever they most valued , and for which they asked nothing In return. Finally , on tlio iiid of December , the ships wore visited by a large canoe filled with natives , sent bj the cacique of that part of the Island , tc urge the white , men to visit his village , which was but a short run to the eastward , They brought valuable presents of golden ornaments to Columbus , and so impressed him with an idea of the power and riches of their ruler that ho at once decided to no cept the invitation. Ho sent ono of his olllcors mid several seamen to bear presents to the cacique , and to notify him of the in tended visit. At the same tlmo Columbus determined tc celebrate Christinas in the vlllago ol this chief , and busy preparation ! were Immediately begun for sue ! an observance of the holy day as should liriprcss the natives with the gloivi and power of the Spaniards. Armor was burnished until It shone , like silver , gorgeous vestments and banners were nwdo ready and the materials for a great feast were col looted. The ambassabors to the caciiiuo returned turned with the report that preparations 01 an equally oxtonslvo scale were being much by him and his people for a fitting receptloi of their ht-aven-sent guests. On the day before fore Christmas all was in readiness , anil tin ships set sail. They were expected to reael an nnehorago near the cacique's resldenci during the night , and a grand Haluto fron every gun on both vessels was ordered to bi llrodntsutiri.se. The Urcezo was so light that by 11 o'clocl on Christmas eve thu ships were still KOMI distance from their destination , drifting Idl ; on an uiiruflled sou. So peaceful was th night that the admiral , worn out with ox citemcnt and overwork , determined to get i few hours of sleep , leaving the ship meantime time , in charge of her sailing master. Till man was also .sleepy , and no sooner had hi superior ofllcer sought his cabin thun ho n signed the idle helm to ono of the ship' boys , and. lying down under the bulwarks , - was npeedlly unconscious uf all that vi ; i passing. The boy , thus left In solo churg i of the ship nnd her fortunes , BOOH bccaino. i turn , overcome with the all-pcrvadin drowsiness , and It was not long before ho to fell asleep at hls-post. So the ship driftr s until after midnight , nt the mercy of tli .1 currents , nnd without thu care of a iiingl r wakeful eyo. o Suddenly the lifting of the tiller , aero ? n which his body rested , aroused the boy. A r ho rubbed his uycs ho heard a gentle gratin sound beneath him , mid ns lit ) uttered r startled cry a long swell lifted the eloomc a craft ami bore her a full length further Inl o the clutches of the relcntlcs sands on whlu o she had struck. 1Columbus was the Ilrst on deck , and Ii stantly comprehending what" had Imppunci if ho ordered the frightened master , with boat's crow , to carry a koOgo anchor 01 astern. Half awake , bewildered and the oughly torriilcd , the men tumbled into tl Is boat , but instead of obeying the admiral Iorder , they rowed frantically toward tl o Nina , moro than u iinllo away , 'When tine o reached her and reiwrtixl the perilous IK > ; it lion of the Hag-ship , Vicetito Pinzi 10 overwhelmed the cowardly mast with < reproaches for thus elesui ia Ing his comnulns. At the sun tlmo he sprang into his owu boat and hi 10 rled to the ivscuo. "With all his si > ced ! H ! was too lute to save the Santa Maria , for bl in was now too llrinly imbedded in the treat- il erous sands over to bo moved from thci of and It was even feared that under the crt jr pouudlug of the breakers she would go pieces before daylight. Her masls were rut away , her guns were thrown overboard nnd everything possible was done to Ilont her , hut without nvnll. At length their situation bccamo so perilous -that the admiral , with all his crew , was forcrxl to seek safety on board the Nina. I-Yom her n Imnt was ills- patched to notify the caclqno of the sudden disaster that had overtaken his visitors. The generous chlettnln was so tinilcted by this news that ho Is said to have wept ; but this did not Interfere with his prompt measures for aiding the distressed strangers. Kvery canoe , great and small , that could bo found w.is ( illicitly sent to the si'cno of the wreck. Hy'sunrise their occupants were hard at work under the direction of the Spaniards stripping the vessel of everything that she contained. So actively did they labor that before nightfall the Santa Maria was not only unloaded of all her cargo and stores , but these , together with every thing that could bo removed , hud been safely conveyed to the res idence of the cacique , nvo miles nway. Hero ho and his brothers stood such faithful guard over the iirojwrty , which must have appeared of fabulous value to them , that when it was again delivered to the Spaniards not so much as n nail was missing. At short Intervals during the day the cacique also dispatched messages jot sympathy and sin cere offers of all that ho possessed In the world to Columbus on the Nina , By sundown the melancholy tusk of strip- pirn ; the ilrst wreck in the new world was llnished , and the Ilrst Christmas day came to an end , though it is doubtful If any of the Spaniards , In their excitement and distress oven remembered that It was Christinas. This ilrst wreck resulted In the founding of the Ilrst settlement of white men on the continent , for , as the Nina w.is far too small to carry all the voyagers back across the ocean , Columbus was forced to leave half of them behind when ho sailed for homo. The Indians willingly aided In building the fort In which they were to live until a shin could bo sent to rescue them , and when it was completed Columbus named It La Navldad ( the nativity ) in memory of the Christmas day that witnessed their sorrowful ship wreck. A GllltlSTMAN V.I III ) . 1 have no purse of gold , my dear , With which to buy vou dainty things ; The purse Is e-wply , and the gold Has Ilown away as If on wings ; So , sweutest. wife In all the world , Tho' you possess thu greater part , I'll give to yon on Uhrlstmns day A MEMORY OF THE REVOLUTION. One of the most momentous chapters in the saving of the revolution took place in the holidays of 1770 on the wind swept shores of the ley Delaware. On the 20th of December Oeorgo Washington , the restless , tireless , sacrificing commander of the Amer ican forces wrote to congress : "It may be thought 1 am going a good deal out of the line of my duty to adopt these measures , or to advise thus freely. A character to lose , an estate to forfeit , the inestimable blessings of liberty at stake , and a life devoted must bo my excuse. " Across the country these solemn words came freighted with the bur den of a great earnest soul who felt the peril of a now nation on the brink of a great crisis that was to give new hope or shatter it for ever. Morse writes : "By Christmas all was eady , and when the Christian world was rejoicing and feasting , and the British of ficers in Now York and New Jersey towns were reveling and laughing , Washington prepared to strike. His "whole force broken in small detachments was less than 0,000 men. To each division was assigned with provident forethought , its exact part. Gates was to march from Bristol with " ,000 men , Ewing was to cross at Trenton , Putnam was to como up from Philadelphia , Griflln was to make a diversion against Donop. When the moment came , Gates , disapprov'r ing the scheme , was on his way to congress ; and Wilkinson , with his message , found his way to headquarters by following the bloody racks of the bare-footed soldiers. Griflln abandoned Now Jersey and fled before Donop. Putnam would not even attempt to leave Philadelphia , and Ewing made no effort , to cross at Trenton. Cadwallader , indeed , came down from Bristol , but after looking at the river and the floating ice gave it up as desperate. But there was ono man who did not hesi tate ; with 2.-IOO hardy veterans Washing ton crossed the Delaware. The night was bitter cold and the passage dinicult ; when they landed and began their march of nine miles to Trenton a fierce storm of sleet drove in their faces ; Sullivan , marching by. the river , sent word that the arms of his" wet. "Then toll " men were your general , said Washington , "to use the bayonet , for tlio town must bo taken. " In broad day light they came to tlio town , Washington at the front and on the right of the line , swept down the Pennington road , and as ho drove- in the pickets ho heard the shots of Sulli van's men , as with Stark leading the van , they charged in from the river. A company of Yager's light dragoons slipped away , there was a little confused lighting In the streets , Colonel Uahl fell mortally wounded and his Hessians threw down their arms. The battle had been fought uud won and the revolution was saved. ais ST. Turn rllslll , 'Twas Christmas night , The light was low , Time flow a pace , lie rosu to go , Into the ball lit ) stopped ; hut she Stayed where she was , ' .Quito timidly. "Como out , " he said. "No , no , " she cried , "lam afraid ; " And tlitin she sighed. "Afraid ? " fit ) laughed With guntlu roar : And then Mo looked Above thu door. To where sho'd put All In a row Some tiny sprays Of inlsUutoo. 'Twas Christmas night , The light was low , Tlmo Hew and yet II ud Id nut go. CHRISTMAS AT THE ZENITH CITY , Harpcr'n M Extensive preparations for the approptlate observation of thagladholiday tlmohud bcci In progivssor several days and when upoi Christmas eve tha beauty and chivalry of Xo nith City asscmblcel in the Methodlbt church It was to fae-o a long and entortalnlng pro gram , The Invocation by the Uov. Mr. Harps was followed by a song by the ph-o club. Othei numbers consisted of recitations by tno chll elrcn , an accordlan solo by .lack Nowcomo , i song , familiarly known as "Ono-oyed Klloy , ' by Judge ; Be'gad , an excellent Imitation of tin howling of a pai-lc of t-oyottcs by Dr. Slade , t ghost ilanco by Alkali Ike , n reading by Mis I llllo Hogad , a song , "Tlio * Man Who Slop with His Hoots On , " by Curly CorUright and a realistic portrayal of his skill in getting ting the ilron on a fellow-man , by Hank Hit ters , formerly of Texas , A unique and unannounced number on tin program was an addix-ss by a total stranger who desired to establish in our midst u nov order which ho called a "Coterloof Content.1 Ho was clad in nn eyesore a j-oho of bed ticking which flowed down his person like i cataract large lambent hands trimmexl will llngeTs , and a mouth which , strictly speali Ing , resembled a place where an ovcry-da ; mouth had elroppcd out. At the request of himself , ho mounted th rostrum and began his address , Intcrspon Ing his remarks with appropriate gestures which ho extracted from the pockets of hi robe and waived in the air from tlmo to Urn with an almost electrical effect. lirinlly , ho entertained an elaboration c the veuierablo theory that man , no matte what ho himself may think about it , rcall wants but llttlo hero below , nor wants thu llttlo long. The less a man has the less li wants , contcudoel Iho stranger , and the le ; ho wants the IL-SSI ho really nfcods ; and so ute to u eousldejrablo length. Where ho vypul have debouched'eventually I do not knov for presently Alkali Ikoarosoand demuudei iu tlio uuine of the reform committee , tin 3KST ! the sneaker turnoJI his hronlh Insliiadof blowing It out M H "This yero tlierSc , " snfd tsuie , In the course of his remark , "Is plzonotw , for , If I > orst9ted in to the Hitter end , It would find this yero Intollisjput fommtilllty u'C-arln' tails and runiiln' wild with the cnttto. Wo nro assembled yero to celebrate Christinas eve and not to listen to the voice of n ghost of the Into lamcntixl irrangoparty. The s | > cnker will oblige the cojSrsunitv by giving nn exhi bition of n gcntle ij trying to beat the mlle record walklii' . " tV The straimer promptly thrust himself Into outer darkness , nfldfthc distribution of pres ents followed miiTQiglho auspices of .Indgo Begad , who Impersonated Santa Claus. Many of the presents wcrn costly and ap propriate. The Uvvt Mr , Harps ree-elved a magnificent silver-plated pearl-hamllod re- volvcr and fourteen pairs ff sllppei-s and moccasins fi-om his cemgregntion. Mrs. Hank Hitters presented her husband with a buckskin bag containing 800 assorted collar-buttons. The gift of Miss Ducky BIrehcr , the alto of the glee club , to Mr. Hugglns , the tenor , was a lovely corn popper tastefully decorated with blue ribbon. The gentleman took the hint and proi > osed upon the following evening. The city marshal revolved a quart bottle of Jockey Club. Deacon Trash was prcsenled with a Useful anil unique gift In the form of n long-handled contribution box , with n der ringer mounted em It In such n manner that It could bu discharged by a slight pressure of the collector's finger. The whole was the Joint Invention of Alkali Iko nnd Hank Hit ters , who In days ngono had considerable * experience along various Arizona stage lines. There were other gifts , the nature of which 1 do not now recall. 1 received my present last ot all. There was a hush of expectancy ns , In response to the Invitation of Judge Hegad , I stepped upon the rostrum to pluck my- gift from the tree with my own hands. During the evening I had earnestly regarded a largo gunny-bag which depended from a sturdy limb nearly at the back of the tree , with Its bottom resting on the lloor. and which some one had whis pered contained my present. The bag was about six feet long and seemed to bo well filled , and in my innocence 1 peopled Its in terior with a new suit of store clothes , an overcoat and hat , and perhaps a trunk to keep them In on week eiays , telling myself that at last my sturdy editorial warfare for the good of the town hud won appreciation. With happy heart and beaming smile I ad vanced and pulled the cud of the bow-knot which bound the bag to the bough. The bag took a step or two and turned around , ami the other side where it had been held together by basting-thread popped open , and Mrs. McKorkcmlalo , a plain woman who had already buriedovcn husbands , stepped out and embraced me with a cooing gurglo. The nudlenco shouted with glco. 15cv. Mr. Harps raised his hands as if in benedic tion. And I well I went away as grace fully as I could via the back window , leaving my coat in the arms e > f the lady. I recalled how Mrs. McKorkcmlalo had previously shot ono gentleman distressingly in the leg , and broken the back eif another , both of whom had scorned her love , and in tlio gray of the Christmas morn I rode swiftly away in the direction of Ijikc Tltlcaca , and was not heard of for three weeks. At the end of that tlmo I returned to find Mrs. McICorkendale engaged to a new-comer , and my newspaper , under the reign of the foreman , energetically advocating the cause of the greenback party , with which 1 had long been at war. . ' n'KATIIKK I'HOrJSKHS. A warm Christmas , a cold Easter. A light Christmas , a heavy sheaf. A green Crhistmas , a white Easter. A green Christmas makes a fat grave yard. A wind on Chrbtiniis day , trees will bring much fiuit. If Christinas finds a bridge , he'll break it ; if he llnds none , ho'll make one. If ice will bear a man before Christmas , it will not bear a man afterwards. A CHRISTMAS IS SIBERIA. J7ii/iirrt ( iMltinir ( n Romance. "Guess where I ate my Christinas dinner istvyear , " ; sald Constantin , passing his upkin over Ills light heard , to which little reps of sauce were clinging. Wo knew that our friend's thoughts were 11 his native country , and I replied : "Probably you were at home , devouring a splendid Christmas goose , killed on the janks of one of your Siberian rivers , which re wider than our lakes. " Constantin shook his head. "No , " said he , "I had left my family and ) een on my way to Europe for a week. 1 vas traveling by sledge to Irkutsk. We had xpoctcd to reach the city on Christmas eve , nd Intended to spend one night there. But ho roads were bad and the snow blinded our orscs so that wo were obliged to stop about o'clock in the evening , several versts from rkutsk , in front of the first isba in u little illago called /Citma ( which means winter. ) "Liko nearly all of our Siberian villages , 2ttma consists os a single long street. Our lorses stopped of their own volition before ho first streak of light Unit fell across the oad. The darkness was so intense that but 'or this ray wo perhaps should have passed , he isba. But , roused by the glare , my Iriver Jumped out of the sledge and knocked at the door. " 'Holloa 1 Is the tavern near , little uncle ! ' 10 asked , addressing a venerable moujik who ippcarod on the threshold , ciad In a red shirt and holding a lamp in his hand. " 'Why elo you seek the Inn'tho ! old man uiswcrcd. 'My house is open to the Christ mas guest , ami my stable to his horses , ' " 'I have a traveler with me ' " 'He , too , will bo welcome. ' "With these words the moujik set down lis lamp , came out of the isba , and , ap- .iroaching the sledge , politely invited mo to enter his houso. "I perceived at once that our host was a well-to-do peasant , and the appearance of the isba confirmed this opinion. "Tho building , only ono story high , was lividcd as usual by a tolerably wide hall into two lanro rooms ; on the right was the gornit/.u , life apartment intended for en tertainments , the room where the hand somest furniture and the copper images are itept ; on the loft was the kitchen , which wo entered. "Tho moujlk's wife and two .daughters , who were bonding over the liro.roso to bow to us , and the grandfather enuio down from the scat above the hearth whcro ho had been watching the turning of the spits , "I remember that ho was n very old man , and laughed0 continually while ) shaking hands with us , like a person who Is somewhat weak-minded. " 'Dounla , ' said our host to his oldest daughter'give your place to tlio travelers and let them warm themselves. ' "Tho young girl grae-ofully eumo : forward to help mo take offiemy e'louk j she were tlio red Haraphnno of tiff Atn'n-Ioel women , and her hair , arranged in a' ifiglo braid , ' showed that she was not yet bc'Otbcd. . " 'I ' wish you a liisband | after your own heart , ' I said , us 1 tooic the wooden stool she drew up to the ? ! " "Blushing deeply/hho / loft the room , The grandfather was crouching almost at my feet. His eiycs scqm.ejd to fairly devour the roasting geese. I-yVjU'-and unon ho gluncejd at me ) , still laughing 111 his aimless way. "It really seemed1 iISi If our host had ox- peeled guests to slmni Ills Christmas ban eiuot. His tublo WJIR loaded with all thu elaintles which a .Siberian moujik novel thinks of collecting except on ono day in the year ; Ilrst the trutmlrmal cabbage soup , the tschl , them bcof , tlffn the roast goose , and finally , codur nuts\tO grease one's tongue tbo whole washedjjoxxn with brandy. "Tho feast had been served in thegornitza openeel to do us honor. There were a elozei persons at the tubw/'niy driver and I sat a the top , In the guests' placo. "I had noticed , us wo entered this largi room , a small table pushed close against tin window. On this table were a lighted lamp a Jug of kwabs. and u loaf of bread. Whenever over u fresh elish was served , Dounlu ros and placed ono of the nicest * ' jiortions on till table. My curiosity was dxcltod , and I asked tin moujik ; " 'Is any beloved guest absent from th banquet , or is any member of your famll 1111' 1111'"No enio answered , and all eyes turned tc ward our host with such embarrassmen that I was disconcerted. Hut the lattci without hesitation , answered gravely : " 'This bread , drink , and lamp stand read every day in Christian households for thos who must not bo seen. ' "And the company continued to drill vodkn and sing our national songs. "I had not clearly understood the moujik' ' answer. So , taking advantage of u tlm Whcu , in the im-miblng exhilaration cause b , HIP liquor , I was not noticed , I said to my neighbor. Uounla ; " 'Who are ' those who must not bo seen" ? ' " 'The brodlndjl,1 replied the young girl , putting her1 linger on her lips. 'Tho fugi tive * . ' "True , t had not thought of It. The vlllago of X.ltmii Is one of the first on the rorvd from Nlcrtchlnsk , the location of the Kara mines where the convicts work. . Aa this Is the most cruel prison of nil , hundreds nmlie their escape every year. Of conrso they prefer to travel In the spring. But people cannot nlways cheese n tlmo to run away. They must seize the opportunity when It comes. If this happens to bo in the winter , they cannot nljempt to roach Europe at once , but endeavor to go UK ) leagues nway , and to obtain food and shelter , seek employ ment from the peasants , Besides , from the depths of. Siberia to the Ural , the brodladjl are forced to subsist solely UIHUI alms ; even If they had money , the Inns would not bo safe for them. They travel at night , alone , sure of tlndlhij along the way the lighted window which they need only'push open to find the loaf and jug placed for them. People help them because It-Is Hod's will which has opened the door of escape1. But they do not wish to see them , that they may not bo tempted to denounce them to the soldiers who Are In pursuit , "While the young girl was giving mo these particulars In an undertone , a light ta ) ) on the panes behind us made us start suddenly. Instantly , as If by magic , the songs of the revelers ceased and all eyes turned toward- the little win dow , which , pushed from the outside , half opened. At the same moment a voice com ing from the snow and the darkness said distinctly : " 'May God bo with you. ' " 'And with you , ' the moujik answered. Ho rose , but without leaving his place , and added : " 'We expected you. Your share Is served. ' "Tho sound of footsteps echoed on the snow , then the window creaked , opened a little wider and a hand' appeared , groped about an instant , seized the loaf and van ished. "We had all risen , like our host. No ono spoke. The grandfather still continued Ills senile laughter. . _ . "The hand again appeared and grasped the jug. " 'Take It with you , ' said the moiijlkwlth- out turning Ills head. 'It is Christmas eve. What more do you want1- " 'Pray for mo , ' said the voice. "Wo heard the longdrawn sigh of a man who Is drinking eagerly , and then the sound of footsteps retreating across the snow " Constantin paused nnd sat gazing into vac.tnep with his eyes bent upon these dis tant lamps of the inoujlks , which from the depths of Asta'to the plains of Europe , shine amid the darkness' of the Siberian night illumining- the path of these who "must not bo seen. " X.lffT.l CL.IVS. James i des' a llttlo bit o' fellor. I remember still. t.'st toalnuHt cry for Chi-Klma * . like a young ster will. l-'ourth o' July's nothln' to Itl New Year's ain't a smell ; Easter Sunday , circus day , Jos' all dead In the .shell. I.ordy , though ! at night , you kiiaw , to sot around and hear The old'folkt work the story oil about the sledge and deer. Vnd Santy shoolln' round the roof , all wrapped In fur and fuzz ; iong afore I knowed who Santa Clans wuzl Ust to wait anil set up lain a week or two ahead ; Couldn't hardly keep awake , nor wouldn't go to lied. ivIUlostewln'on the fire , and mother settln' hero Jarnln' socks and rockln" In the skreoky rock- In' cheer ; 'ap gap' and wundor where It wuz the money went , And nnar'l with his frosted heels and spill the Itnliiient ; And mi ! a dreiimtn' sleigh bells when the clock 'ud whir and buzz , [ .ons afore I knowed who Santa Claus wuzl ! | zo the fireplace uiuand flgger how Old Santy could ilanngu to come' down the chimney like they said ho woiild : iVIsht that I could hide and.scc him , wiinderud what he'd say Ef ho kelched a feller layln' for him thataway. 'tut I bet on him , and liked him , same as ft ho hud Turned to pat. mo on the brck and say : "Look here , my lad , lore's my pack , je.s' ho'p yourself , like all good hoys does ! " Long afore I knowed who Santa Clans wuz ! bhl that yarn was true about him , as It 'peureil to be : Truth mndeoiit o' lies like that mi's good enough for me. iVIsht I still wuz so confldln' I could Jos' go wild Overhanging up my stocking like the llttlo child Ollmbln' In my lap tonight and begging mo to tell Uout them reindeers , and Old Santy that she loves so-well , I'm half sorry for this llttlo sweetheart of hla , Long afore She knows who Santa Clans Is. A CHRISTMAS BIGHORN. 'flic Cnlifoi-ntnn. When Crawford's trail was cut through ho Black Canon of the Sierra Mudres , it ivas said by old hunters to moan the last of Jiig game in the upper range , as it virtually throw open to the world a region that hith erto had been almost as inaccessible as the famous valley visited by Sinbad upon the hack of a roc. It was my fortune to reach the Blade Canon before the cutting of the trail , and to spend a Christmas on the range with ono of the strange characters of the region. It was two days before Christinas that I found myself at the mouth of a big green canon that wound away , slowly reach ing Into the heart of the range. .My outfit con sisted of my horse , blankets and rifle , and thus lightly equipped , I was soon well up the canon. The trail wound In and out , constantly crossing the rippling trout stream now passing beneath great sycamores and fragrant bay-trees between lofty clilTs and by the mouths of branching canons , up which were caught vistas of the upper range with great mountains capped with snow. Twenty miles In , I came to the cabin of my search , n low , weather-beaten shanty , Iiuthe center of seemingly Innumerable beehives about which the Industrious insects thronged , filling the air with n subdued munner dis tinguishable for a long distance. There were strange talcs abroad regarding my host. He was said to bo the guardian of a vast treasure , a lost mine that had so far detled discovery. The sec-rot had been known to the early Indians , and In someway bad como down to old Juan , who was sup posed by the credulous public to take from the mine simply what was necessary for his requirements , being under a solemn and fearful oath not to divulge the secret. That there was something plausible in this was suggested by the fact that at very regular Intervals the old man appeared In a neighboring city , wont to a certain bank , nnd deposited gold dust and nuggets , the equivalent In coin being placed to his account. The deposit was invariably made tlio first of the month , and had been made for at least ten years , but rarely ex- cecdcd , $ . " > 0 or $ r > 0 a month ; such was the regularity of the deposit and the amount that it was supposed that the old man had a vast store at hand and simply took out his monthly stipend. The facts had como to the ear of a dally paper , upon whoso staff 1 was , nnd I had been ( totalled to work up the lost inlno story , which explained my presence in the canon a few days before Christinas. Tlio cabin was a long , r.imbling affair and came into view suddenly as t turned a big Jutting rock , It set back in a little flat against the side of the mountain , overhung with trees draped with wild grape , and in turn was festooned with the graceful clematis. * * * * * Many miles up the canon wo camped on ; i little shelf beneath the oaks , by the side ol a musical brook , and tlio following ilnj crossed the range , over drawing nearer tc the great dome of whlto that appeared like a specter drawing us on , The snow on tin mountains had driven the big game down and wo caught fleeting glimpses of deer often saw the hugo track of a bear In sofi sands , and once a mountain lion faced us foi u moment and slunk Into the bush. Tin night before Christmas found us at the fool of the great mountain , and by pressing or up the wash that was called the trail we camped at midnight very near the snow line high above the surrounding ranges. The blizzard had died away and the great snow cap was silent aud still , n strange rosy lighl playing nlMHit It LOUR before the sun cnmoup over the desert wo were up and pnshlni ; our way up. The hit-hor we went , the moro elinicult It prow. Or htinall.N It had been a fair trail , i,1.1 , 'lp ' rll'is ! of lnnuv " 'Inters had cut It out. filled It up with huge nicks and trunks of tiws , until finally It hex-nine the simpler bed of a stream of melteil snow. We soon left It and began our climb over the rocks as best we e-ouhl. Kelipo was mi Ideal alplno ( limber , and by lustiuct found the way and led us ever upward. The blUwml of tlio previous days had swept part of the north1 slopes clear of snow , and a mass of rocks , gleantle bowlders , Rival crags washed out of the mountain were lying about , as If some mighty e-ntaclysm had ooeuiTcd. Over these wo cllmbcel , now wading In deep beds of snow , now out upon the bare rocks , moving carefully In and out , as wo were now hlufi above the winter snow line and In the domain of big horn sheep. Away across the Held of snow I saw , or thought I s.iw , two dun-coloivd objects. " 1 ho big horn , " whispered Felipe , pulling mo back , "and now to get them. " The sheep hail disappeared around n ledge , evidently disturbed by the rushing snow , and the emly way to reach them was by sibling a high blurt or plateau that appeared to bo elc-ar of snow. Wo had a rope and by alternately pull ing each other wo reached the mil-face , n level spot of n few acres , from which a mug- nlllcent view of the entire country could bo hud. hud.Tho The plateau was blown clear and wo quickly made our way to theeipposlte side , where it suddenly fell away an abrupt ell IT. We crawled to the edge on hands and knees , and reaching it drew back ; as wo were upon a shelf or roi-k that fairly overhung the abyss below. Felipe laid herself prone upon the rock , threw his hat aside and leaned over , rllle in hand , while we held him by the legs and brae-eel back. For a moment he looked In vain , then whispered to push him ahead. He was hanging head down when bo fired , ami his exultant shout as we hauled him back over the cliff told that a big horn had fallen. Wo all took turns in looking over the brink , and there lay the rarest of California game bv the side of a bljr rock , deserted by Its mates. It took us three hours of cHmhlnj. ; and lowerIng - Ing to reach it and It was another day before our triumphal procession wound its way down the green canon to the old boo ranch with the first big horn taken on San Antonio for years. A fiOUniill'lt CllltlSTMAS. Seribner's Monthly : "My boy , " said ho , "don't you know what Merry Christmas means ? ' ' The hey shook his head. "Did you never hear of Chrlstt" The boy nodded. "I hear dad say It when he's mad. " Armstrong got up quickly nnd walked a few paces back and forth. "I'm not the worst of men. but I'm a bad sample. 1 never knew much of this , and what 1 did know I've tried to forget. And now that this should come to me to bo done her child - but I'll do what lean and God help mo ! " Ho had raised his hand as though taking an oath. Then he sat down again nnd we saw that ho took off his battered old hat. And ho spoke , but In a voice so low , so tender , that none but the boy could hear. And the sight softened all onr hearts for it was Christ mas day. and Christmas recollections were crowding upon each of us and we ceased to el well griimblingly upon the comforts wo had' left boh ind at the post. From time to time glances were shot at the place where a e-om- non soldier , as rough as any. sat tolling in a 'coble way a love story as old as Christianity , o n little child. Ityas upon this scene that the sinking sun cast its level rays. Why not give your best girl a pair of our silk suspenders ? It will suggest to her to "brace up" and relieve you of your suspense. A child may beware of the sharp paw of a cat , but it isn't afraid of Santa Claws. * He What shall I get my dear little girl for Christmas ? She O , darling , anvthing that my boy hose for me would be beautiful and precious in my sight. And when "her boy" sent her six i-oscbuds and a box of bonbons she nnid : "Well , that's what I call pure gall in that fellow ! " W "ft was a terrible mistake 1" "Tell mo of it. " "Tell me of it. " "A number of presents given mo last Christmas I had no use for and , being a little short of funds this year , I gave them as Christmas presents to my friends. But I lidn't remember aright as to just whom I got them from and , by Jovol 1 gave Miss Lovely the exact album she presented mo ivlthl" "Now , Tom , " said 'Tom's father , "you mist go to the fireplace and call up Santa , Jlaus , and tell him what you want him to Hi-ing you for Christmas. " Tom thought deeply for a few minutes , and then strode bravely over to the fire place , and sitting down before the fender , began : "Well. Air. Claus , I want n three-wheeled bicycle , because t always fall off the other Icinel and break my neck. I want lots of marbles , and tops , and railway engines , and stoamlwats. Got that ? " There came no answer. "Go ahead , " said his father. "Ho hears you. " "And I want a pony , and a dog , and a wagon , and lots of Iwoks and tin soldiers. In fact , Mr. Santa Claus , you might bring mo .i little of everything. " tiO3Ii : CIIHINT.M.IS FALLACIES. Ktitr ftthl's That small gifts are as welcome as largo ones. That people over get the gifts they most yearn for. That gormandizing is the chief object of Christmas day. That it is easy to coax a beautiful girl under the mistletoe. That the necessity of turning over a now leaf terrorizes any ono. That tradesmen expect to bo cheated of the Christmas bills duo thorn. That a Christmas pudding contains the elements of beatlllo dreams. That there's a more pitiful sight than a nan shopping for holiday 'purposes. That wo give as costly presents to our sisters - tors aw to other people's sisters. That to the majority of people Christmas brings anything moro than a day off. That anxiety as to the gifts onr neighbors may have received keeps us awake o' nUrhts. That the tramp or the defeated polltii-tun feels the softening iulluences of the hol ty season. That there is any force powerful einough to stlllo the small boy's exuberance of joy on Christmas day. vim ; .s TM. i tt .11. i xi.M.S. A flat purse means a Htout Christinas tree Better a paid pork chop thun a fat turkey on tick. A sealskin sacquo makes u devout Christ mas church-goer. The small boy cannot bo judged by IiU con duct on Christinas Kvo. It's a foolish girl who gives her buau the mitten before Christmas. Blessed are the babies Christmas day they can bo put off with cheap candy. \V gl\o onr thanks on dhrlstmas Kvo Kor the gifts wo llilnl ; wo'io 'hunt In lecmvo , There are no Christmas prcsc-ntu the tradesman pive-s with better grace thun ro- ix-iptcd bills. Puck : Ixiok not on the wlno when II Is rod ; but u llttlo palo brandy holpa tlio pud ding amazingly. The mini who quarrels with his wlfo Christmas day Is worse than a horse thlof. Let him bc > inathema. The lioad of the family expends many elol- lars on presents and receives two handker chiefs and u pair of milts. Then is the tlmo to bo merry. _ A California JtlI ( . Eastern Man IH Unit climate of yours nil that it IB claimed to bo ? California , Man Healthiest climate in tlio world. "Woll , I've hoard of a good many people who went there and came back worse than before. " "Tho climate is nil right ; but , you .ace , us quick us tholr health return * they got Interested In the land uoom and buy. " ' . 'Yes.11 "Well , after that they worry them- Halves Bick trying to self. " We perspire a pint a day without knowing it ; 'ought to. If not , there's trouble ahead. The ob structed skin becomes sallow or breaks out in pimples. The trouble goes deeper , but this is trouble enough. If you use Pears' Soap , no matter how often , the skin is clean and soft and open and clear. All sorts of stores sell it , especially druggists ; 'ill sorts of people use it. ' * FOR FAT FOLKS. Dr. Edison's FAMOUS PILLSAND BANDS and OBESITY FRUIT SALT reduce your weight without dieting ; curoatho causes of oboalty , such as dyspepsia , rhouimt'em , nervous ness , oatnrrli , kldnoy trouble = ; keopa you healthy , nud bofuitlflos the com plexion. CIIICAO.O UOAIIO oi-TitAnn. I rcala write you to say I lnivo lost 13 pounds , niaUInu 42 pimmls lust In 10 wcukn by iislin : 4 lollies of Ir. Kdlsnn's Olit-slly Tills and we > nrlnz Ills Otiosity llnnil , v Very truly yours. L'ltAlitxs II. Ivisn. Prof. HAM : , Chicago University , wr tea to the Clilc.-iRo llcralO. sept. 13 , 1SJ ! ) ; Corpulent inon should niy : some attcnl Ion to reducing iliulr walnut Wliun u mini Is troubled with rliuiimiulsm. dvspoiisl.u Klflnoy trouble or nervousness tlio reducing ! of weight Is slower , until the Oln-slty I'llls imvo cured the disease that caused obesity. Thu pUU Motion anil beautify the sk'ii of thu face. T nin at liberty to clto a UIIMI In point , Under my ad vlco Mr. Armour usoil nn I'ulnon Obesity Hand nnd IIbottles or Pills nnd lost U. ) pounds In 0 weeks. Uiher patients have been equally rucossfiK'l. Mour. O. A. SCOTT. Revenue Cutter llumlln , writes to the t'orrospnndiMiC" Department or the Now Yolk Simduv World : Thrco yours 111:0 t wojghoddS pounds.tint after using Dr. Edison's popular Otiosity Pills tiiicl Salts 1 ruducud to IK ) pounds and easily keep at this ivolgnt. I saw how iiuioh oilier correspondents of your vauit ! : > lo papers woto benulUtud aud wlsho to u the Ur.'s treat ment a trial. Dr. Edison's Obesity Fruit Salt , is the beat nnd simplest remedy for regulating the action of the Hvor Unit bus Goen din- covered. The printed formula on the label of the Fruit Sails shows their value to sulTorors from oxoossivo fat or ( loan. Band measure nt IN cm. 1 , 2 , 3. Prlco $2.50 to 80 inches , and 10 cents extra for onuh additional inch. Pills $1.50 u bottle , or three bottles for $ -1.00 , onoujjh for ono treatment. Obesity Krtiit Salt 81.00 per bottle. You can buy the Pills , JJands and Salt direct from our stores , or by mail or ox- pro SB. K5Js"Correspondonco and goods forwar ded in plain , scaled package. NOTICI : . Dr. Edison's Eloetrie Belts and Fiiifjor Hintrs tire sold nt our stores. Send for our special Eloctriu Belt Circu lar , sealed. Electric Belts $1.00 and up. Insolea 50 cents per pair. L or Snln bvj LJrngcjlsl.s- Wholesale druggists of Now Yorlc City who carry our goods in Btock : Charles N. Crittonton & Co. , MoIOisson & Robbins. W. H. Sohiollolin & Co. And oilier leading houses. LORING & C.O. , Piopriolora and Gon'l Agents , 12 F West 22nd St. , Now York City. 10 F Hamilton I'lnco , IJoston , Muss. , 'M 1J East Washington St. , Chic o 111. Cut this out nnd keep It , and solid for our full ( eight column ) article on Obesity. If yon hive your fucn Is IJIrty. Bow to Cure Freckles' ' IN 3 DAYS. MME. M. 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