TS2 THE OMATIA DAILY BEE : SUNDAY , IffioEMBER 11 , 1892-TWENTY-FOU.ll PAGES. CHRISTMAS GIFTS GALORE Timely Hints for People Hunting for Present ? . GOOD THINGS FOR YOUNG AND OLD An AMortmrnt of SiiRRi'Mloin Cnlculnfcit to AM I" Soltlmr the Vrxlng I'roblcm ( if Clitxxliiff Ilio Hlght Article. The approach of Cnrlstmns brings to the front the familiar vexing problem the selection of presents. To the heads of the homo it Is a trying one , especially If now and striking gifts are sought. The oldera have exhausted the range of useful nnd appropriate things , and to them the annual return of the custom is of increasing gravity. The solution of the problem depends largely on the size of the purse. If the latter possofsos a healthy , prosperous aspect , there Is llltlo dllllculty oxperf- onccd In procuring acceptable gifts. Stores are filled with articles that tempt the tnsto of the giver , and will substantially roelueo the store of cash. To those of moderate means , however , a fo.w timely hints will prov o helpful. - l-'or Olil I'iMipl)1. It Is hard to soled presents for those who have passed the "sunny" side of life nnd who no longer t'iko tin active interest in Us frivolities , its fads and its changes of fashion. Grandma and grandpa are dear old people , with henrU na voting as the youngest nnd minds capable of enjoying everything. Uut ono can scarcely expect grandpa to begin wearing a now Btylo watch chain in a now way ; nor will grandma want a set of the new-fangled hairpins. "Such things are pretty on youim people , " say grandma nnd grandpa , with a smile and a slph. "But the old way is best for us after nil. " What , then , can one select for the oc cupants of the armchair : ' What can one civo them which will bo just the thing needed for comfort and luxury')1 ) To begin with , a clock is always nn ac ceptable present. It need not be an ex pensive ono , nor a showy ono , aa long as it has a big , plain face and a pair of hands which point out the time a long way off. Do not got a loud ticker , and do try to find 0110 which will run a week without winding. Both grandma and grandpa like nlco pocket handkerchiefs. Notice the kind I- which seems to bo a favorite with fe - grandpa and got him half a dozen just like them with his initial done in big letters upon ono corner. Letgrnndma'b bo of lace , as delicate as you can afford. Grandp.x does not care for many orna ments , but he is fond of n nice necktie. Get him ono or two , just like those ho usually wears , and give them to him with a gold letter pin btanding for his last name , which can bo used for a scarf pin if ho fancies it. Always humor grandpa's taste a little , because' ho probably knows to a nicety what pleases him , and it is kind and delicate to fall in with his wishes. Grandpa probably has a cauc. But has ho n nice black silk umbrella ? Has ho a storm coatV Docs ho own a pair of \ i the now kind of high cloth ovorshoosV Has ho a pair of lined gloves for cold weather ? Has ho a cap which sits snugly on his head when the wind blows ? Notice the styles in those things , gently sound his tastes and buy accord ingly. A cup nnd saucer , an oatmeal sot , n handsome goblet , a deep blue boor mug no matter what may bo grandpa's principles a handsome plate for fruit , ornumunts for his table and nice , warm foot rugs nro very sure to bo appreci ated by him. If ho likes to emoko.notico the style ol his favor'.to pipe and got another just like it. Get him a pound of his favorite tobacco nnd put it in a fine tobacco jug. r i Give him n few bottles of wine if ho is in the habit of taking a little "for tlu stomach's sake , " and send along a fancj tin box containing the best fruit cuke yon can buy or mako. So much'for gtandpal Grandma likes neck trimmings If thoj bo after her stylo. Observe and sclec the right things. Tiuco a gold dollui nnd have your initial pui on it. IIav it mndo into a pin and you may be sure grondmn will trcasuro'it as long as she lives. Give grandma a few yards of fine broad laue for her caps , her neckerchiefs chiefs or her aprons. Buy material foi a pretty house dress for her , and lot ho have the pleasure of making It up inti a gown. If she has no chair of her own in tin dining room , give her ono which will hi moro comfortable , perhaps , than tin dining chairs. Give her an iudlvidua Bet of prolty plates , cup and saucer am butter ( llsh for her own uso. Notice i Bho has plenty of cushions and foot stoo'is in her room. Give her three or four pots of hya clntbs not yet bloomed , or if she be i BOini-ln valid a bird in a golden cage , or mayhap , a jar of gohl fl&h would inter est hor. < p > Grandma loves pretty pictures. 1 wootfneod child in a white frame. / group of graceful pels or an etching o something quaint and interesting al these things ploaeo her. There are litllo creature-comforts , too of which grandma is very fond. Sin could mnko use of a tiny gas Btovu fo warming teas and broths. And a broil cup , with n saucer which fits on top. 1 euro to bo treasured. Warm , soft slip pore , gay to beheld ; lambs wool .pottl co.Utf , snug woolen jackets and grea elowny robes for the bath are dcemoi very delightful forgramlma , whoshoul have every simple luxury. Both giandmnand grandpa have foi bles. You probably know what the ate , Watch for them and then It wll bo easy to select your gift. So suppose you take a strip of llaniu onu ( null wide , roll it round nnd roun smoothly , aa u surgeon rolls a bandngi until the roll is purhapa eight or nin inches in circumference , and of court ono inch thick. Cover It on both side with acovor made from the wrists of yov half-worn gloves. uhoe < slng those of pretty shade of tan rather than an ; thing lighter , embroidered in a claim llttlo . of ribboi r- pattor.i rose or green rI tying up sprays of flowers , Palo blue , t yellow or rose , Iio around the circle uatln ribbon the color of the embroil orod onu. with jnnt a tiny little bow t * the top , holding a ring crocheted ov < with silk. Stick the ribbon full of blue pins in n pattern , not too largo pin you know , and plopty of good stron whlto ones on the bides , and you wi have a convenient llttlo affair that at man will enjoy packing in his grip i having on his desk or bureau , And i r i the man you like has any kind of a era : K | Which calls for the wearing of kn < breeches , the nicest present in tl world Is a pair of long silk stocking if knitted ol turong , firm silk , all by yet own fair hands. Knitting is coinln Injo fashion again , It Is such a prutl way to bo busy and domestic It shows white hand and Imudsomo rings to sue perfection , I'lllows It la always safe to glvt i irmn n pillow , even If ho la married , for tlio best wife In tliovorld Is fioinotlniGn just n llttlo bit nvurao to having her | ict liicc-fi'illo.il pillows jammed ftrountl by her cnrolcsa lord mid trmstor , ami it Is such n triumph for ix mnn to liuvo n , pillow of his very own on every couch In the honso to put his hoiul or hia foot on just us ho likes. The cljf.ir-rlbbon pillows tire always blight nnd pay for mon , nnd so nro the now Merlin wool pillows which linvo the design oinbroiil- orcil in nnd roqulto only the plain Illlinp In stitches for n finish. And then there nro the nfghans , thnt every innn onjo.vs so inucii. Very boaull- ful nnd npproprlnto nro tho&o mndo in stripes of Icnf-brown Blinding to poltl in the center , nnd crocheted In star stitch , nlto-nntcd with dnrlt stripes of the old plain nfphan stitch , ombroldoroil In the lleur-dc-lis of the lighter shndus. And down sproiuls for couches or for the bed .Itself n , man does not object to nt all , nnd enjoys much moro than the prize clears you purchased for him , or the ncclttlus you buy in nil kindness of heart , but with , ncr.ordinp to man's iden , n doplrnblo lack of sense. And there nro most beautiful blnck nnd while silk suspenders , with cold and silver buckles , in chased and till- prco patterns , nnd corkscrews fitted into iv solid silver cup that holds just n hit moro thnn the thimbleful ; there are lltllo silver checks for the name on valises , find the most ingenious of card collators , besides the hat murks and coat murks , necktie fasteners and all the smoking nud desk nppurloiianccE. HoshlcH , you know , a mini likes all the dainty soaps and perfumes , toilet waters and sweet-smelling things that women suppose him to nivvo n eoul above. Hints for < llrl , If you are not an adopt at "making things. " save your' pennies to buy n good knife , with n corkscrew , a pair of scissors and a button hook attachment. It will bo appreciated by its masculine recipient. A girl with a taste for needlework can manufacture a pair of silver-mounted suspenders that will cost only half the sum demanded for them In the store. Nearly every man likes a clock for his drcssltijr tublc. You can , if you are in genious , get oneof the little dollar clocks nnd glorify it by mounting It in a woodou framework , upon which you have written a motto in liquid gold. Giver n man the biggest and squarcst paper basket you can lind. Coax It into elegance by liberal coats of white onntnul paint nnd plant upon one side of it n "splashing" bow. If there is a "pottery bakery" within reach get one of the good natured work men to turn oil a pair of beer steins for you and decorate them yourself with dashes of Pompciian red and Dutch blue : A tiny brass chain with a largo and very sharp pair of scissors attached makes an acccptablo present for n literary friend with a mania for "clip pings. " Lot tlio chain have a largo screw attached to the end for fasteninc to n desk. Men like , more than people give them credit for liking , pretty pots of growing ( lowers , llnely illustrated books , orna ments for the bureau nnd dresser , em broidered handkerchiefs and night slfirts , perfumes , fancy soaps , sachels and all kinds of sweet smelling things , as well as good brush brooms , hand satchels and traveling rugs. A very useful gift for a gentleman is a chest protector , which can bo made of blnck satin and lined with quilted Batin or silk. The edge is bound with ribbon. It is to ba worn with n dress coat in cold weather to guard against taking cold. To I'leiihO Your Huttrr Half. The lijt of desirable gifts may beheaded headed with an nrtialo which is per fectly sure to please. No doubt about ill What is it ? Vlly , a fine nmbrolla , of course. Select if you can a handle which matches your wife's winter cos tume. You know in winter a woman carries an umbrella two or throe days in a week , so make the gift such a pretty one that it will bo an ornament and not a burden , Wives havp a great fondness for nice furs. If your wife is wearing black gar ments , and if you fool sure that she has not bought u muff for two or three years , get her a sable muff , or a Persian lamb one , or a mink muff trimmed with cunning little heads and tails. Or gel her a now-fashioned boa. And if she dresses in colors there are many benutl ful fur and feather neck trimmings which women like and which are to be bought of all dealers. Wives are sentimental , too. Thoj dearly lo o presents that seem to cotm directly from the heart and which arc such as no ono else could pos&lbly give A crayon picture of yourself , life sizi and tastefully framed , would make r very loving gift. A link bracelet will : your pot name for her engraved ujior the insluo of it , would bo appreciates and so would one of thp now and prottj rings which seem specially designed foi love gifts. A wife , with a woman's true unsolllsh ness , is pleased with gifts which arc meant quite as much for the family as for herself. An encyclopedia will all Its volumes complete , for example or an unabridged dictionary , or a npv table for the sitting room , a tublo will a shelf underneath and a top large enough to do duty for all the ovcnini occupations would bo well received b\ hor. Wives like pretty furniture. Tliuj like brass bedsteads ; they have a fool ing almost akin to love for drcssliif tables nnd dressing bureaus , and the' ' may bo said to feel a species of householi adoration for divans , low book-cases carved paper stands and music racks. These things sound very grand am expensive. Ltut , really , they are not expensive pensive at all. You cun buy a very pro sen tublo specimen of almost any of tin things just mentioned for a sum withii the limits of u ten-dollar bill. Wives nro very fond ot gloves. Per hups they are moro so than ono would a first suppose , for the roabou that n wo man who has a husband and a famil ; to provide for docs not as readily speni money for gloves us does the ono wh lias herself alone to buy for. Wives are delighted to bo prosonto with llltlo things which show love am thoughtfulncbs. A great pot of plants for the parlo window , a gaily striped hammock wit brass hooka and fastenings , a giant sof ; pillow , which can bo uxud also as a foe rest ; a tall , slender , screen artUtleall docointcd , a now drapery for the mm tel , a llagdad curtain to throw over th perhaps faded couch , a pair of fur-lino slippers for cOld days , a standard { ami a decanter nnd glasses , a throo-winge dressing glass for the slocping-rooi wall , a biibscrlptlun to a homo ningr zino , a picture often admired hut neve before owned , a little journey eouth , c money to buy a now winter gown nr each and all of thorn things whioh wife is sure to like. , Strange as It-may seem , in view of th fact that they spend so little upon sue things , wtvcs are wonderfully fond < jeweled trlllos , A tiny watch to b worn on the waist , quito inoxpnnsiv but very fashionable , pleases a womnt The pansy breastpin with a nonrl dev drop upon the innermost leaf makes neat llttlo gift. A jeweled bug.for th bonnet Btrlngs is cherished far boyon his bufiship's value , while n jowelo hat pin is preserved until a woman gel too old to go out and wear a hut There are few Christmas present nero pleasing thnn tjioso of chntolnln wutchos. They rnngo in size from al surd llttlo ornaments , hardly ns Inrg as hnzol nuts , nnd encrusted with jew ols. to watches nbout an Inch or an fuel nnd a eiunrtor in diameter. A woman' viUoh is very apt to bo a piece of frivol ly , but for practical uselessness th chalolnino watch surpassed nil others n the nuturo of things it hju bolng con iiumlly knocked nbout nnd cannot kco correct tlmo , but It is picturesque. It I nutllltarinn thing turned Into an ornn nont , nnd , therefore , the very absurd ty nnd contradiction of It pleases "m ; ady. " Oooil Tiling f It Is dinieult to cheese n present for i oung girl. She Is usually so clover a unking things that to give her em mtlduriou nnd paintings done on sill nnd plush is merely to reproduce ho own hnndlwork. Of course every ono is pleased by i Christmas gift , no matter what the glf nay bo. But in making a selection I B very nice to cheese something whlcl ins about It the stamp of novelty. Girl Iko silver things for the dresser or tin owing table. Give a girl a llttlo silvc hitnblo case shaped like a nut , a per umo bottle of silver filigree , a sllvo cold-cream box , a silver candlestick o i silver tray for pin ? . Give her ono of the now style fcatho nns , with just four very dashing plume nit. Give her a china silk haudkor chief , edged with real lace. Give ho a china silk tea gown of real Chines mttorn , or a silk petticoat , or two pair of gloves tied together with a ribboi "best love. " md your . If you want to delight her buy th Inest , largest perfume atomizer in th -tore. And see that its decorations ar n accord with the dressing table whlo' t is to adorn. Sots of embroidered sachc ) : igs , seven in a sot , are enthusiastlcall welcomed , and so are glass bonboi waos , silken sweetmeat boxes an Jjiesden china fruit plates for the "cos oom" table. If you are very fond of your girl frion cave an order at the florist's for roses t > o sent to her each Sunday morning dui ng the year. Or , if this is beyond th imits of the purse strings , order th atost magazine to be left at her door fo i year. Or send her a season ticket t Bomo amusement .which you know sh covets. Lot her gift bo individual. Let it b something which scorns to say , "To yo rom me. " Think over your girl Mend' ' .nstcs nnd make your selection. If she ) o fond of pretty trifles get her a jowole mt pin , a gold bow for her hair , with : icarl drop ncstlintr in its depths , a sc if "jeweled" hairpins , link buttons cor nining your initial and hers , cull pin or her dress sleeves , a jeweled buckle ; ny with brilliants ; a breastpin with a deal face sot on it , or a cunning gel 'lifter" to hold up her dress skirt. Girls like pretty red slipr/ors an stockings just to match. Glrls'liko oil botstools , dainty willow chairs , spindle egged desks , spindle-logged tables , gel candy tongs , silver stamp boxes an nanicuro sots , of course , and hand glasses , too , as many as you cheese t jive. Got the present in time to have i "marked. " The pretty calendar yo itivo selected must have the dear girl' ' nitials dashed on it in liquid gold i your own handwriting. The odd littl souvenir spoon must have her mone gram engraved in the bowl. Her laj desk should have your Initials and her on 'ono corner of the blotter. The self sors you give her must have ' 'Dorothy , or "Jennie , " or "Maud" ' upon the bi blndo. If you give her a purse bo sure to put ucKy penny in its insulo pocket marko with your name. And if a knife b your choice place a talismanic wor of friendship upon it. Give her a girdle , as unique as possi > lo ; a peculiar bracelet , a pin , queer ! different from anything she has seer Give your girl friend the prettiest fawootoat thing you can lind. But b sure that it is in accord with her tastes - Till ! ! ItOfS Affl ) UIItr.S. Kcuniboy is sometimes very thoughtful ( Hher people's comfort , although sometime iio is not , says Harper's Young People. H lias ono very bad habit his papa says , whio is waking up at 5:1)0 o'clock or earlier ever morning and insisting upon making remark : His papa is usually the ono to whom thes remarks are made and , of i-ourso , Hstciiin to what ICcnniboy has to say makes it lie Chsary for him to wnko up and brush tli cobwebs off his wits. Once or twice ICenii boy has been bcoldcd for interfering in tli way with other people's sloop. Ho has bcc told that ho may talk all ho pleases but th ; it must always bo in a whisper s > o that h papa and mamma shall not bo disturbed. Having this little lesson In mind one mon Inp about two weeks ape , Kcuniboy , bavin waked at the usual early hour , was ratlu curious to know how early it was. Ivcanin over his papa's car he whispered softly ial it , "Pupa , what time is it ? " So soft was the whisper that papa ncvi seemed to hear it , but slept peacefully o : and so ICcnniboy tried it again. "Papa , look at your watch and tell n what time it is , please , " ho whispered. Tills time p.ip.i was awakened. "Oh , dear , Kcuniboy , " ho said , rubbing h eyes sleepily , "I'll never grow beautiful you wako mo out of my beauty sleep th way every morning. " "I didn't mean to wnko you up , " said tl boy. " 13ut you were talking in my ear , " r turned papa. "How could you expect to t that without waking me ? " "I wasn't talkla1 I was only whispcria' said Kcuniboy. "I wanted you to tell n what time it is , and I whispered BO'S y < could tell mo without wakin1 up , " o A young lady travelfng in n Main strci ear , says the Buffalo Express , was a preached by a conductor in a weak momen and with most disastrous results , "Not 5 yet , Is ho ? " queried the knight the faro register , referring to the youi charge by the lady's side. "Not quite , " replied she , grasping at i idea. "Why , yes , I nin , too. I'm nearly seven rejoined the youngster referred to , with I jurat pride , and no amount of oxpostulatl could clmngo the reply. So two fares we collected where otherwise there might ha been but ono. And the people on the car e Joyed the Joke. Tommy had Just returned from Sund school , and his mother asked him if ho h been a good boy. "Not very , " ho replied , "Then you didn't got a good behavl card I" "Yes , I did. 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MUSIC J3OOKS From 50c to S1O. 200,000 Pieces Music to Select From. All styles of bindings. STEIN WAY , KNABE , VOSB AND STERLING PIANOS , PRICES LOWER THAN EVER , N. O. OUUSTonE WILL 1313 OPKN 13V13N1XGS UNTIL OIIUIHTMAS. K FTMWEKS. Kugcnc Field in Chicago Xetvs Ilccortl. Buttercup , poppy , { orct-nic-iiot ( These three bloofiicxl In : t garden f-pot. And once , nil merry wllh M > IIK nnd play. A llltlo one licaid three voices suy : "Slilnu or shadow , , summer or .sprliiK O tliuu child with tlio IniiKlcd hair And luuililiioyeb | wo thruo shall bring Kach an otU'riiiK , pulsing fair ? " The lltllo onu did not umlorsland , Hut they bent anil kissed the dimpled hand , Buttercup gamboled all day long , Shaving tlio little one's mirth aim song ; Tlion stealing along on the misty gleams , Poppy came , bringing the sweetest dreams , Playing and Breaming that was all , Till once the sleopcr would not awtiltoj Kissing the llttlo face unclor the pall , We thought of the words the third flower spalie , And wo found betimes , In a hallowed spot , The solace and peace of forget-me-not. Buttercup sharoth the loy of the day. Ullntlng with gold the hours of play ; llrlngeth the poppy sweet roposfc. When the hands would fold and the eyes would close. And afler It all the play and the sleep Of a llttlo life what cometh then ? To the heartu that ache and the eyes that weep " . A wi'o flower bilngeth God's peace iigaln. Kach one scrvi'lh Its tender lot llutteicup , poppy , forget-me-not. Bishop Wilson of Culcuttn was : i very cc- ccutrio divino. Hia sermons wore very racy. Preaching against dishonesty , especially in horsetlobli , as one of tlio great English failings in India , he went on : "Nor are we , servants of tlio altar , free from yielding to this temptation. " Pointing to the occupant of tlio reading desk below him : ' There is my dear and venerable brother , tlio archdeacon , hitting down there ; hois an instance of it. Ho once sold mo a horse ; it was unsound. 'I was a stranger , and he took mo in,1" * Bishop Leonard tcTlsa peed story on him self. Ho was teaching n Sunday bdiool in Utah and asked a llttlo girl if she know who Christ was. She replied : "O , yes , sir , ho was a man. " Fearing th.it she might have an impression that Christ was more human than divine , Bishop Leonard asked her what kind of a man ho was nnd if Christ was any thing like hinibclf. "Oh , no , " sue replied , "ho was a good man. " * * Mrs. KIrlie George , ! think it Is perfectly slnAncf ul for you to stay away from church and sit homo reading novels ! George And what was the text this morn ing , my dear ? Airs. Kirkc Why ! Oh ! I forget ; hut Mr. Tonsil sang a lovely solo , and I saw u bonnet that was simply : i druam ! # # Mrs. Drowslc What , my dear , you are not going to wear that bright colored necktie in the pulpit , are you ? The Hos1. Mr. Qrpwsio Yes I nm. That's the only way I 0114 keep the audience awake , ' ' "What are yon'fil'hopcs for the future ? " asked thu holemunan. | "I have none j\'y \ now , " replied the youth. Tomorrow is myhcst girl's birthday , * and I'm worrying ab'out the present. " pl the fashionable chuivhcs on North Broad street , Philadelphia , ou a , recent Sunday announced that thu morning' sermon would bo on the o lower regions , nnd./iddcd the rather warm 3 invitation : "All jyelcome. " Too many chinch members who send mis slonarles to forolgi ) lands have heathen chil drcn , says the thAVclii.soii ) } Globe. Some Englisi ] , newspaper women wh < wanted to ilnd ou whether the people win sing in the J-onflcfii btrects make n good liv ing or not , put on a disguUo nnd taking i guitar went out to try it for themselves After singing and nlaying for an hour and i * half they had collected 7s. 4'tfd. And the ; 111 were only amateurs al that and with in previous experience in pleasing the people. Xmas Presents , Yuurii : Talking 1'nrroU flO.O Imported ( KTIUUII I'anurlci M. BUI ! M.U ) , Imported Auilruiibtiu Itolk'rCanurloifVWtu 17.00. V. fllili Llinninclio , ( iuldllnclii llulllUictiiin , llutlm , Mjitillnvul etc. ut wry rvatunablu price * . ( iulUllili 2ic ami Sic I'ncli. Kl illobe .VJo up. lllrd L'vuei 75o t 1'uit DiiKu fl.UW. bt. llerim l'iiie | | | 116 W to $ W OU. and oil WuK'li , bportlnniiiHl Toy llon > Orders forum delivery Ink now. Geisler'sBirdStor ' 40 ON. 10lhyt.Cu3ahn id IEX. MCDONALD , President. JAMES HOLMES , Treasurer. L. J. 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