Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, September 27, 1892, Page 4, Image 4
THE OMAHA DAILY IJKK : 'lUKSDAY * SEPTEMBER 27 , 1892. THE DATTA7 BEE EL noSKWATKli , PUBLISHED liVKHY MOHNINO. OFFICIAL PAPER OF THE CITT. TK MSOV8t'l ! CllllTIO.V. IHHjr ! ln. without Sunrtnirl Ona Year . t 8 00 ] > llj and Nmlny , Uno Year . ICO ftt.Monthf riirrn Montli * . . Hi llw. tno ) rnr } UJ T lira , UneYear J 0 } lltu , ( ) no Vent ' w Otnnhn , Tlin lice llnlldlng Ponlh Omftlin. corner N nnrt Mth Sttooil. Council HlnR * . 12 1'onrl Htroct , Chic * ( to ORIco , SI7 Ctimnbor of Commerce Nawtork llonnm | 1U nnil 15. 'Irltanne ItulMlnt. \V ililn lon. 11.1 Fourteenth Strpot. COUUKSPONIIRNUK. All rumtnunlciiUoR * rcUtlnt to now * Mid editorial matter iliuula bo nililroood to tno I I- llotlnl Department. UUHINR9S I.KTTKIH. All l > uMnM Irttcru iiml rcmttMncoi atioiilrt ho rddriwril to Tim HPO l > iiMMilnR'onitinr. | OiiiMm. lrnft clio kn nnd pontoRlco union to bo inatlo tmrnulolo tlio order of the company. TIJH nBK PUBLISHING COMPANY HWOH.J 8TATKMKNT OF ClllCUr.ATlO.V. Unto of .Spbmika , I County of liuuxln * . f Cli'oriioll. l.li'Cliin.k. ' Morctnryof TUB llm Tub- HMilnir company , linen oli-iiinly anenr thnl tlio -netiKifclrrulnllon of 'I HI : IJAII.Y HI.K for the week cnillnKKeplvmbarll. I8 J. was ns follows ! Fimilny.SriilenilitT 18 2 0 Jlonclnr. HrptiMiilicr 111 > ZU-T * luosclny , tfp | > tfinbor ttl 2.1.731 Wei1nedar ) , Hcptombor ! tl 2.1I.S3 TliurmJnr. tioplrmbprZ ! 2.U.S ) IrliUy , eptumber W 21575 KnUirilnr , duptumliiT 21 2iU'i AVITHCP , yi.yio ( JKO. II T7.SCIHJCIC. ( worn to lirforn mo nml iMilr-ctlbnl In my presence - enco lliln''ltli ilny of toiitcmhcr. IS' ' . ' . N. I' . mil * Notary Public. Ulrculittlon for August 'Jl.t.TO ONI : oilloo ut n tlmo ought to bo enough for any ono man. MISSOUHI scorns to bo nbout Warner's Blzo , which Indicates thut it hits recently grown quito rmiitllv. THK pooplo'ii psirty in Nebraska la losing ground before the steady argu- inonts of republican snoiikors and good crops. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ GKNUitALi WHAVKII is incor.sietont vlioti ho objects to Georgia eggs while attempting to hatch a , people's party in that state. THK Omaha burglar who took only $0 from a house when ho learned that the owner was u plumber plainly allowed his elmrlly toward the poor und needy. A MAN'S occupation always has its Inflyonuo upon his productions , and therefore people should not be surprised if Cleveland's loiter sounds somewhat' flshy. Mil. CoiuiKTT starts out on his pugil istic career quito well , but it will bo against the history of all champions if withbi a few years his JnltialH do not Btn/.d for Jim Jam. THINGS are getting decidedly rotten nbout the city hall and courthouse and nnothor grand jury mivy bo needed to clear the atmosphere , oven if it does nothing but frighten the rogues. and Stevenson represent diametrically 'opposite ideas on money wnd the civil service , but they have strong bonds of union in their opposi tion to AiiK-ricim industries and their nrrny substitute records. Gi'NUKAL SICICKLS is too bravo a , soldier to eat his words , and his praise for General Harrison moans more than is apparent at the IIrstreading. Sickles will cut a wide swath in the field ol democratic votes this year. Tim street railway system of Omahc been greatly improved , but its trans fer feature in its limitations is simply o disgrace and costs its patrons oftor twice us much us it should or subject ! them to long und tiresome walking. I3j nil moans extend tXo transfer system. IF uuruiiLiCANS want to carry Douglai county by a rousing majority they musi nominate a county ticket made up o men who have interests in coramoi with our taxpayers and men who liavt never sold out and never betrayed < trust. Only such men will bo acceptable to tlio rank and ( lie of the party. Tan ropublieans of Oouurlus county can elect their legislative ticket thii year if their candidates are cumpetonl and reputable. The yellow dog ticko and the brass collar ticket and > ho tir can ticket would bo snowed under in matter lioiv inueli blowing , Hllng ant shouting would bo done between nov and election. A COUKKSPONUUNT of the Washing ton Post trios to create an alarm by In Bistuig that the electoral vote this yea is not-144 , but must remain 401 , as li 18hB , because no eongross 1ms convene ! Blnco tlio roiipporlioninont was madu This nonsensical letter has been tele graphed all over the United States Precedent knocks its logic to piocea Turn to the electoral vote of 1B08 and i ia found to bo 17 , while that of 1871 was 3i ( ( ) . That very thoroughly settle this disturbance. Tins democratic national coinmltto has been very violent lu its demand that Mr. Peek produce his , papers froi which the wage statistics wore obtained They forgot or ignore a precedent set b the God-llko Cleveland , wlio refused 1 allow the United States uunuto to oxiiu Ino the rocommandationa ot an a ] pointco whoso confirmation did not bcei wise to the senators. To bo consistot the Gray Gables ntm sintn should cu olT that committee. But , of course , uoi siHloncy is not a desirable or fainHi ! democratic quality , TilK announcement that Swift & C of South Omaha are malting prepan tions to slaughter -,000 head of cult daily in order to meet the demands an increasing trade , allows how rupldl the meat business of that MourUhln suuiirb of Omaha is growing , Tl cninclty of the plant of tills firm h been nearly doubled by the erection now buildings and further additions the near future nro now anticipated , is reasonable to ox pout th.it the Sou Omulu | plant of Swift & Co. will sot eclipse that of the same ( inn in Kiuis City though the latter has been mm longer ostablialiod , All signs indioa that Oiualuv is destined to become t ! greatest packing center in the world. S ur THK POPUMST The Indications arc that the people's pnrty will not show the strength in No vember which Its loaders have boastfully promised. Advices from the states in which it has made the greatest demon stration of activity state that a reaction 1ms sol in and that the party is losing ground. Hvldoneo of this is scon in the reduced interest in Us public meetings , which are not being so larg'oly attended ns earlier in the campaigiu This is the case In Iowa , whore , although the homo state of tlio presidential candidate of the now party , the populists are no longer a source of serious anxiety to the old parties. It is in a degree also the case In Nebraska , n3 the daily reports of pee ple's party meetings testify. Tlio first to upon their c.unpulgn , the populist loaders at the outset wore listened to by largo and enthusiastic audiences , but recently there has boon a notable de cline of interest among the classes to which they especially appeal in their advocacy of a fiat currency and sub- treasury plans of relief. There is nothing surprising In this when one reflects that after all the great majority of farmers und workingraon nroHulllelontly intelligent and practical to understand , when the matter Is brought homo to their reason and judg ment , that nothing more hurtful to their interests and welfare could happen than an inflation of the currency by an almost unlimited issue of paper. The whole financial experience of mankind proves that the principal sufferers from nn inflated and depreciated currency are the producers and wage workers. This was the experience hero during the period of an exclusive p.inor cur rency , and it would inevitably bo re- ncatod if the financial policy ot the populist party , which contemplates a currency exclusively ot paper , should prevail. Inflation favors only the speculator later and is therefore necessarily hos tile to tlio interests of the man in legiti mate business , whether the business bo farming or anything else. The pro ducer cannot discount in his transac tions it steadily depreciating currency , ana in this respect is a't a greater disad vantage than the manufacturer or the merchant , though both of those are in jured by inllation that results in lower ing the purchasing power of the cur rency. Labor suffers because wages is always the last thing to advance and its increase never keeps pace with the de cline in the purchasing power of the money it receives while inflation is in progress. These two classes the agricultural producers and the wage oari.ors pecu liarly require for their solid and perma nent prosperity a sound and stable cur rency money that is of equal value everywhere in the country and that docs not fluctuate from week to week or is not liable to a steady loss tu purchasing power. Obviously there would bo no gain to the farmer in the end by getting in exchange for his products a little more currency when everything ho must buy advanced in equal proportion , while there would be no inducement to accumulate money that was steadily de preciating. A redunduntcurroncy fosters speculation , illegitimate trading and connr" , extravagance , evils thut-inovit- ab ! ' -g their i eward in widespread disinter. The farmers of the northwest have been considering this subject seriously and intelligently , and this explains wh\ populist meetings are Hot being sc numetously intended as at the begin ning of the campaign and interest in the party is visibly declining. Demagogk appeals to cupidity are losing their in lluonco ; the calamity cry is silenced b.\ the potential voice of indisputable fact : showing an almost unprecedented pros perity ; and the conscience of the pooplc revolts at the dishonest suggestion thai debts should bo paid in a doprcclatct and debased currency. DiBintogrulioi is at work in the ranks ot-tho populisti and they will make -no such showing o strength as their leaders proioss to bo Hove and the old parties have feared. Although irrigation has been adoptoi only upon a very limited scale in thi state of Nebraska , it is in some of thi western states regardoii us an absoluti nocobslty and is constantly gaining favoi in localities where it has boon tried Fortunately Nebraska does not , oxcep in some of the more arid sections , re quire iirtificialwatoring , though in som of the western counties irrigation ha boon found very , profitable , especially in such seasons as that of two years age when the irrigated lands of Scott' Bluff county and some other localitio in the western und southwestern pot tlons of the state were made very prc duetlvo by artificial watering. Statistics from the census burea dhow that the entire area of land irri gated in 1889 was 3,504,410 acres. Th average value of the land and the im provomenls thereon wus $ H3.28 per acre and the average value of products fo iho year was $14.89 per acre. The avoi ago cost of Irrigation on these lands wu $8.15 per acre. The average annual expenditure pondituro for water , apart from wute rights , was $1.07 per acre , wtiilo th : i average cost of the original proparatlo of the land for cultivation , including th purchase ot Iho land at the govern men rate of $1,23 per acre" , U estimated n $12.12 per acre. The testimony of those who hiu furnished Information upon this subjei is to the effect that irrigation isoj tromoly prolltablo. The aggregate fin cost of the irrigated rrous , with the water rights , is estimated at $77,400,00 while their value on Juno 1 , 1800 , placed at $ : i)0,85l ) > ,000. These flgun show an enormous increase in the vuli pf the lands and the water rights , whic must be taken as conuluaivo proof ot tl value of the system. Its.adoption in u of tlio arid regions of Nebraska who it IB practicable IB only u question tlmo. Aff AOMISSIOX FllOU 'illti KKKSll' , n An oustqrn ( fomooratio organ , rovioi It.h ing tlio condition of trade , says : "Lea .h ing industries Iwvg. continued activ in and ttio merchandise distribution on d is mestlo trudo orders hub not fallen off ish > any dopirtmont , while in some brunch .o it has increased , " U also snys with t 10 gurd to the smaller bank clearings recant woeka tuut they "indicate no d cllno In dotnostla trade and industry , hut represent the effect ot lower prices and lessoned speculation. " Hero Is an admission from a democratic source the quotations arc from the Philadel phia JicconVa weekly trade article that the manufacturing Industries are active and that the prices ot manufactured goods are lower , facts which may fairly bo oiled in favor of the Operation of the present tariff law. What Is true of the industries of Philadelphia applies equally to those of other localities. With very few oxrop- tlons.tho Industries everywhere are ox- pnrlonclng a healthy , legitimate ac tivity , which moans that the general prosperity of. the people is such that tlioy are able to buy what they need. Tlioi o Is not much speculation. Manu facturers are not crowding the market with goods , but are simply mooting tlio demand , and this is as it should bo. A steady , regular movement of trade is best for all intoausts. Hut the most significant feature of this statement is the fact that prices have boon declin ing. This refutes the democratic asser tion , made from every platform from. Maine to California , thnt prices have not boon reduced under the present tariff. Of course the manufacturers have not lowered the prices of their goods for political effect. Nobody but an oxtromo.freo trader would assume that they have. Besides , some , of them are democrats. The lower prices ot goods is the result of competition and competition is encouraged by a protec tive tariff. Every day increases the volume of facts which show the benefits of protec tion , and the most serviceable of them arc those which come from democratic authorities. K03I1KATK CLKAN MEN. The action of the republican county committee in fixing the tlmo for holding the county nominating convention next Saturday instead of two weeks later is commendable. It was a stuold piece of jugglery to elect delegates on the 10th of September and hold the convention on the 15th of October. The manifest object was to give four weeks' time for trade and barter in votes. It now re mains for the delegates to rise above the ward heeler level and nominate a legis lative and county ticket that respectable men can support without blushing. The men who are "scrambling for nom ination are for tlio most part without standing in the community and without character. They are more spoils hunt ers whose ambition is to soil their votes and influence in the legislature to the highest bidder. Their stock-in-trade is shouting lustily for the party , when in fact their support repels and disgusts decent men who believe with ox-Presi dent'Hayes that "ho servos his party best who servos his country best" It is conceded on all lianas that the democrats have profited by tlio thrash ing they received in Douglas county lost year. They have nominated u fair county ticket made up chiefly of busi.- ness men in good standing. Can the re publicans defy all decency by loading up their ticket with dead boats , numb skulls and boodle-men ? Do they imag ine that the taxpaying ciUzons will deliberately - " liboratoly vote to send to the legisla ture men whom they would not trust with $25 and men who have no regard for an obligation ? This is a national campaign year , but it is not a good your for nominating po litical barnacles and scallawags. The first duty of good republicans is to pro mote good government and you can no more got good government from men who are in politics for what there is in it than you can grow figs from thistles. This doctrine is very offensive to the rabble that.runs with' the machine , but Iho clean , decent element of the party which constitutes its backbone can only bo induced to give hearty support to candidates who command their respoc't and confidence. VATHWK S. QILMORE. The world of music suffered a distinct and positive loss in the death of the popular musical director , Patrick S. Gilmoro. While not a great musician ho was highly successful as a director , coupling with his musical attainments shrewd business tact and excellent judg ment as 'to what the public dosircd. Therefore , while not ranking as a musi cian with Thomas or Damrosch or Soldier or Sousa , ho acquired greater popularity than either and made for himself n unique place among the musicuj direc tors of his time. The Gilmore concert had u character and quality peculiar tc itself and Gilmore wus the most pictur 3 esque of conductors. His aim wus tc please the people , and in this ho wai pre-eminently successful. The thor ough musician and the exacting critic found more pleasure in listening to thi Thomas orchestra in its best days , and the Marino band as now constituted i : unquestionably a superior organizatioi to the Gilmore bund , but the last ap pealed to the popular taste and honci has boon uniformly successful. With the great mass ot people tin lighter and livelier music will alwayi bo first in favor , and it was the admixture * turo of the classical and the plain o simple music , oacli rendered _ wltl equal care and conscientiousness , whiel gave the Gilmore concerts their pop ularity with all clasaos. It was a chat aoteristlc , also , of those entertain inonts that they nearly always include ono or more national airs which appealo < to the patriotism of the people. Thn Patrick S. Gilmore rendered a vor , great service to the cause of muslcii culture cunnpt fairly bo questioned though the stickler for the purely class ical will Very likely bo disposed to don ; IU him his rightful place among those'wh IUh have contributed to the dovoloptnor IU of the popular tusto for undapproclatio IUU of higher music. Ho will bo missed b o the audiences who found nttondauc jf upon his concerts u source of ploasur and education. IN' THIS principal classes of export V- the foreign trade of the United Stajtc V1 - during the month ot August this you 1o shows no decrease from that of th o- same month' last year. While thoi oIn has been a falline off in exports i us breudstulTs , owing to the fact that tli use unusually short crops In Europe lui oof year have boon followed by u mor plentiful yieldItia nevertheless true thi thogenoral foreign , demand for American oroducU continue strong. There U a pain. In cotton , in 6ittlo and In provis ions , and the oniy.'d,6crou90 is In broad * stuffs , which is not -at all surprising , considering thntlllto comparison Is made with a yq'tjr' l > f extraordinary shortage In Europe. In all thn minor articles of export the foreign demand In equal to that of l\8 ? < t'yjcur. ' Our August imports wore considerably In excess of those of last yofifj lu the same month , but this is not rogm-ded as significant. It is believed that 'all commercial bal ances will bo 8ullsrjpd'by ' the trade of the coming months. ' It Is probable , from present Indjnnttons , that the for eign demand for 'v'morlcan products will bo as great as usual during the re mainder of the yo.ir , though it cannot be expected to equal that of hist year. IF THI2 western farmer can raise corn ho can r.iiso hogs , anil if ho can raise hogs ho can got $5 per hundred pound for them. That is the present aspect of the case , and it is easy to find No- braslcu farmers whoso faces are wreathed In smiles as they contemplate the pork market. The knowing ones say that the present high price cannot bo expected to stand , but it is not anticipated that it will fall below $4.50 , which is a very favorable figure for the pork producer. The European demand is heavy and is sure to continue so , and nn increasing homo consumption is also noted. The removal of tlio embargo in Euiopo has stimulated the trade In American pork abroad to a degree that Is not yet fully appreciated. Last year the effect of the removal ol the embargo wns but llttlo felt , but It U now routing a tremendous foreign demander or our hogs and greatly influencing the rice. As the foreign demand will now o permanent it is clear that the hog justness is sure to bo profitable for the vcstorn farmer in the future. IN oitDKit that Ihoro mny be a clear ndorstnnding in the matter , Senator ames P. Wilson of Iowa lias written a otter emphatically declining a ro-oioc- ion by the legislature to bo elected ext year. Mr. Wilson has boon in the onuto and house for about twenty-five cars , and his record has been that of a uost able and faithful man. Ha is a great constitutional lawyer , and was ono of the counsel from the house to prose cute the impeachment trial of President ohnson. With Mr. Allison as his col- eaguo it is a question whether any tiller state husa stronger senatorial dol- gation than has Iowa. But Mr. Wilson is rapidly aginj und vishes to pass the remainder - maindor of his lifd'in freedom from pub ic cures , a rest wjjicf { } ho certainly de- orves. His successor will be selected rom three men who are now running or congress , Governor Gear , W. P. lepburn and Goorgo.D. Perkins. THE civilizing " influence of popular iducation is ono or'tfio1 leading causes ol he prosperity and p'rogrcss of the Amor- can people. Thoj.coutrast between this country and sotjio off the countries ol iuropo in this respect is very striking. Tor example , the Russian government ust year uppropViaidd' only $2,892,000 or the support of * public schools , while the single state of'Ndw York appropri ated $18,21-1,037.58' Russia is a country of vast extent containing an immense population , but it is one of the most mis erable countries on the face of the earth. The wretched condition of millions ol the czar's subjects s duo to various causes , among the most important ol ivhich is popular ignorance. THE testimony of a number of farmers of Valley county , presented inTiraBEK is corroborative of the general testi mony of furmors throughout th < state of Nebraska and shows that a ver ; llttlo money invested in farming landi In this state can bo made to yield splen did returns by careful rind prudent man ngomont. The industrious and perse vorlng farmer in this state is certain t < bo a winner. 'In a vofy great number o instances those who have had hard work to make both ends moot have boon men who hud no money to start with. I farmers of that class can struggli through their difficulties and finally pa ; their debts it is evident that the soil o this state is generous. THOSE oroide folks who believe _ Me Kinloy can talk on nothing butTnrit should road his great speech at Plula delphia , delivered before the most bril Hunt and enthusiastic political gather ing over assembled in that city. Besides sides his groat.tarill speech ho slaugh tered Hill's Brooklyn speech , oxposei the democratic platform's plea for th revival of state banks and gave reel prooity a splendid , exposition and trib uto. McKinloy's brain con tains Bovoro things besides tariff. DUJIOCUATS wh.o place great faith o their ability to curry Now Jersey mus remember that the stjito outside of Hut son county , in which * Joisoy City is Ic catcd , has always gone republican , am that this year Jersey City has a ropul lican mayor and the election machiuor in that city is npw jn the hands of re publicans , since tho"domocrats who foi morly controlled' ' ' ' in the state poi Hentiary for thdlV1 criminal connoctlo with that machln'i'rjf , ' It Cleveland post-pones tils letter of aocep anco > nuch lon 9r tuero won't be anytbin for him to accepr/feututba melancholy .t * that bli defeat is Inevitable. An IuiipsMtle | Talk. Kew YfifjiQ mninerctal , His it struck anybody as odd that up1 the present momoq ppt a single reason hi boou Drought fory. rdby ] a dnmourallo ndvi oalo why a obangOggf dmlulatralion bhou bo made ! " ' > _ The lleum III Our Kye. Kew Vftrk , 'tylfarani. The American press need not oxploi again ever iho ulleirod barbarlliei of Uuiil Did not a clllzeu ot Pennsylvania thu othi nicht roast the soles of .tho feet of a resldei of Lanalsvillo to/naue him divulge where 1 baa Hidden his * Hlpklui to the Vetoruui. * ' ffew Yo > H Ailv.itlitr. o A conspicuous llguro of thu recant Qrar o Array reunion \Vasbtngton City was ( Je . oral Dan Sickles on hU crutches. At " "camu Qre" oJ the yBtpruns of the Thii corps on Thursday nluht tbo general doll' ' need a speech to the "coys. " Ho said : Some people hnye bad a t-ood' deal to si about your poniloni. Th' y say thnt the B < atora are drawing | 150,00 < , OW tor their eer Ice and that ts lee much. I want to say that by the law of nations it Is not nearly onouch , for by the IAW of nations the saviors ot a sinking ship nro entitled lo salvage , and Hint , salvage U frcciuenlly ns much as lift per cent ot the value of tlio vessel. The soldiers of the war of 1801-01 wore the saviors of tbo RbipoC the union , und $150,000.000 a year is very small salvage lo pay thorn. You nro going homo now nnd there ii something I want you lo luke homo wilhjrou. Ponder it ; loach it to your children ; tell Itto your neighbors. It ts this truth , that Iho people of Iho United States'will see that no man is over elected lo an omco of prollt and trust In this country who opposes the payment of pensions to the soldiers ot tbo rebellion. Tbls speech , taken In connection with the ccneral's declaration in Chicago that the union veterans would never support Cleveland - land , is Indeed -Munificent. His words on Thursday night fell upon the cars of many mon who. although thov foucht to suppress the rebellion , not politically with the demo cratic partv. The old Third corps was tilled with lighting democrats. The survivors who hoard Ucnoral Sickles' plea will not vote for Mr. Cleveland. You may depend on It. And the nooplo of Iho United States will sio that no man is elected lo nn olllco so Important as that of the presidency who on- poses Iho payment of pensions lo Iho soldiers who preserved Ihls Union. Rrosit Infant Industry. At nu agricullural fair hold ut Northamp ton , Mais. , recently n baby show was nmdo u foatjre , nnd the infant industry drew flvo times more of a crowd nnd ton times the money than the cattle did. Th'o McKlnloy bill is a stunner , sure enough. Tlio Klnrtricitt Trmt. Kew Ynrk Etectrlcl- ; . The success of the electrical trust does not moan bailer lighting or bettor motive power ; it does not moan cheaper lighting or cheaper tnotlvo power. It moans n hlgbor price for bolh , and no improvement in either. It moans the cessation of all experiments looking to an Improvement over the present mcuhods of electric rapid transit. With mil lions invested In present day methods , and with a sure thing on nil largo contracts , why should it strive for anything oettor. Wo believe the success of this trust means disaster and ruin lo the whole oloctrlcal in dustry of this country , and an increased charge lo the public for what have become In Ion yean necessities almost as much seas as fuel or clothlntr , Furlherimprovoment is impariUivc. Thcro is qow.a ccnlluued slrivlnrf nftcr now devel opments' and better methods. Monopoly moans death to Inventive activity , or at least to any public benefit therelrom. jaiKTii ix biioirr Mt-yjait. Jowolors' Circular : A jewelled movement Presenting the engagement ring. Philadelphia llccord : "All. Smith's death was a bin loss to the community. " "Yes : l > o woliihcd 4J4 pounds. " Ohlongo Inter Ocean : Molllo Miss Pretty- fiicu drosHOB buautlfully but she scorns a per fect 01 link. Arthur Yes. I notice whenever s' > o comes Into church every woman's he..d turns. Now YorK Weekly : Mrs. Btiyvlow Is the blue grass of Keniuckv leully blue ? Colonel Kulutuck No. Its green same color as your blue sea , you know. Detroit Free Press : She I wonder why It Is that women are not us great poets an men ! He Tlmt'e nn easy one. The Muse Is a woman , and It takes u man to manage her , ' Life : Physician ( after examination ) Well , colonol. you have water on the brain. _ I ontuckiun Gieat heavens , doctor ! Is there any danger of Its reaching my stomach ? Buffalo Exnrcss : A new orator has nnulo his appearance. lie Is it bootblack und In known us the "boothlank orator. " lie Is spoken of us a man of polish. Philadelphia Times ; As Jupiter's any Is only ten hours Ion * tl.o need of live moons to look ufter the night part of It Is apparent. It's turn and turn about with them. Tld-Hlts : Miss Hoonlo Count , how do you know thnt your diamonds aio genuine ? Count Ultto liy zo advances ot zo ouwn- broUulro. Berkshire Courier : Buy your hammocks now U you want to got them cheap. They're coming down. Chicago Tribune : "Nearly nil the girls pete to coaxing schools nowadays , " alie said de murely. "Thoy make some ot the loveliest things you evur saw. " "No doubt , " replied the crusty bachelor ; ' but people don't want food to look at. " Indianapolis .7ourn.il : Watts-It Is a wonder - dor to mo that no one has comu forward with the claim that the Chinese wore the Inventors ut the pneumatic tire. Tliov have boon credited with almost everything olae. i'ottv Well , the Dnoumntlo tyro win an In vention of thoOreoKD. Don't you lemoinbor EoliiH , who bound the winds In a hag for a Ulysses ? TUB LAST WATEHMHtiON. Kew Yaiis Sun. 'TU the last watermelon Unplnckt'd from the vine ; All hlsi-liollc companion * Huvo hud to resign ; No fruit of hlj tui'uios , No comrade In ureon , Hosts near him to whisper I'll not leave thee , thou ripe one , To rot on the slain : Since thy mutes huvo been oaten , Do thou out n with thorn. Thus , tims do I tear then I-'roia the lust tlq that blndi , To muia no I inuncli thea And icmttor thy rind * . IJ1E l'UI/AO 11'llHJlr. ! t Kew York faihinn Bazar She Is rnodeit. but not bashful , Free nud oas/ , but not bold ; Like an apple , rip ) nnd mellow. Not too young and not too old ) Unit InvltlriK , halt repulsive , Now uuvnuolnf , mm now sliy ; There IB mischief in her dimple , There U danger in her eyol Bho has studied human nature. Bho ts schooled In all bur arti : Bho has lukun tier diploma As a mistress of all hoartij Slio can toll the very moment Wlion to sigh and when tu smile ; Oh , u in aid u sometime ! charming , Hut u widow all the whllul Are you sad ? How very sorlom Will her liandtoiuo fuoe become ! Are yon un ry ? Bho U wrotohud , . Lonely , friendless. fi > * rful , dumb ! Are you , mirthful ? How her lauuhtor , HH/or souuJliiK' , will rln/outl Shu ean lure und catch find nluy you As the aunler docs tlio trout. Yu old bachelors of forty. Who buvu grown bu buld and wlso ; Young Americans of twenty , With the love-look lu your eyes ) You may practice all ( he loasona Tuught by Cuuld xlnoo the fall , Hut I know a llttlo widow Who could ivlu aud tool you all. SITUATION IN NEW YORK Republicans Will Win if nu Honest Oouut is Secured. HARRISON AND REID MUCH FAVORED If the Klccllon Could Itn Unlit nt 1'ronnnt tlio Itcmilt Would lie Overwhelm ingly Acnlnst Clctrliind anil' Ills I'lirty. WASUIXOTOX Buiir-Aii OF THE BKB , 1 313 FouRTBBNiii STIIEIST. > WASHINGTON , D. C. , So.t. [ 20. ) Ex- Attorney General Miohcnor ol Indiana , who witn. Colonel W. W. Dudley has n branch law oltlcc hero nna who tins boon lu tbo metropolis almost u mouth on urofos- sioiiul business , stated todny that a rcinarka- bio condition of republican politics in New York this fall \vas a constant accession of old-time democrats and independents to the Harrison and Hold column without u single loss from Iho republican side. "Tnero is only ono thing thnt should give the electoral vote to Clnvolantl and Slovensfiii , " suys General Mlchcnor , "und that \vholosnlo fraud in voting or counting. It wo were to have on election tomorrow and u fair count the republicans would curry Now York bv the most dccibivo majority ov'or K'VOII ' them. It is the republican platform and the repub lican issues wnicti alruudy turned tfio stale over lo the ropuollcan candidates. 1 haven't found nn Intelligent democrat for some time who has not nrivutoly udmittud , ufter stay ing nbout Now Yon : city lor u time or traveling over the state , thiit wo have a majority of the votes in Now York already unlisted. The only thing for tlio republicans to do is to cot out tbo voters and see that tboro is an honest count. " Mill Secure the Colored Min' : ItlRhts. Judge Put O. Hawcs of Omaha nas boon detained in Wailiintrton as n witness and attorney in a civil rights case and will not got homo before the end of the week. Last week while talslng lunch in Hnrvoy's rcHtfiurant , William Johnson , a prominent colored veter.in from Now Yorlc city , entered tuu pliico und ordei td home oysters. The waiter refused to serve Johnson stating in the presence of Judge Hnwcs Hint bo wns not allowed by toe proprietor to servo colored men. Mr. llawoa protested ngainst tlio action of tbo waiter and thun the proprietor refused to soil to tbo colored soldlor und Jndgo Hawcs will conduct the trial before the police court on Wednesday nud snvs ho feels sure of conviction on account o'l tuo civil rights law. AllKUI > lInil llll8. William T. Trott , postmaster at Orono , S. D. , bas resigned and lecomrnemleu that the olllca DO discontinued. W. G. Jolloy , post- nastor at Lone Free Lake , S. D. , bus also ro&igncd. Visitors here from Los Angeles , Cal. , ro- jort Judge Lowls A. Groff , ox-coinmlssionsr > f thd KOnornL land office , prosperous and lappj. His family are all enjoying good loalth. The judge baa become qnlto a politi cal factor and there IB talk of putting tim 'orivard in a position of political responsi bility. O. H. Jeffries mid wife and M. L. Hoedor of Omaha nro nt the Ubbitt. Senator Mauderson expects to bo In Omaha > y the end of this week barring accidents. lo will take the btdmp for the republican ticket and anticipates success. Sergcnnt-ut-Arms E. 1C. Valentino of the sonata will spend some lima in Nebraska during the campaign , as will also Assistant Attorney General Colby. The Nebraska contingent in Washington nil declare tlicir determination 10 do their duty. Senator Allison writes a frioud here that Iowa will cast her electoral vote for Harri son nud Hold and that there will bo material gains In the republican congressional repre sentation from the Hawkeye state. Tlio son- ntor snyi thn tariff and llnancml Issues nro winning votes lor the republicans right and loft. loft.Mason Mason Cltv und Occor.ih , la. . Larnmlo , Wvo. , and Vnnkton , S. U. , will have free delivery after Ui'combor 1 noxt. A board consisting of army ofllcorn and a government chemist'is to bo appointed to look into iho water supply nt Fort Mover , Vn. , just across iho Po to in an from Washing ton , where Colonel Guy V. Henry's troops uro located. Tboro Is considerableslcknoss among tbo troops and it is said to bo duo to the low rendition of the wntor. Colonel Leo Crnndoll , tno wool known greonbackor and people's party advocate , hi just returned fromu totirsouth with General J. B. Weaver and says West Vlrclnla ana Tennessee are sura to cast their electoral votes for Harrison and Hold , 1' . S. H. Nin\.s roit THI : AUJIV. Coinpluto List of ClniKKns In tlio Itngulnr Srrvlro. WASHINGTON , D. C. , Sopt. 20. [ Special Telegram lo Tin : UKU. ] Tbo following army orders were issued yoslorday : Captain William O. Burtlott , Third infan try , will proceed to his homo , where ho U authorized to await retirement at his own request. Captain U.wid A. Lylc , orrfnanco dop.irtmunt , will prucood to the works of the Crown Smelting company , Cbestor , Pa. , on olllclal business. Captain Edwin J. Stivers , retired , is detailed for service s professor at the Clinton Liberal institute , Fort Plain , N. Y. First Lieutenant Fredericlt D. Sharp , Twentieth infantry , will report in person to Lieutenant Colonel Evan Miles , Twentieth infantry , president of the examining board convened at Fort Asslnabolno , Mont. , July 8 , at such tlmo ns ho may dosiinmto for examin ation by the board as to his illness for pro motion. The superintendent of the recruit ing service will cause twenty-five colored cavalry recruits to bo assigned to the Ninth cavalry and forwarded to the Department of _ the Plalto as follows : Six to troop B , seven \ < \ to trooo E and twelve to troop H. Wu turn 1'uniilons. WASHINGTON' , D. C. , Sopt. 20. | Special Telegram to THE BEE. ] Tbo following1 list of pensions granted Is reported by Tim BBH and Examiner Bureau of Claims ; Nebraska : Original Jacob E. Millar. Jonn 1C. Lnitenhagon , Christopher Putnam , Benjamin Trnmblv , Martin V. J/ottor , Lo-- reiuo H. Uuernsoy , Charles H. Smith , John C. Cook. Additional James A.WIdel.Cbnrles II. Daily , John W. 'lownsend , Thomns W. Cameron. Increase Francis N. Brown. Original widows , etc. Arlotenu G. Thorn- gale , Martha J. Orlfllth ( special not. ) t lowu : Original Henry T. Burns , Charles F. Wells , Jacob Fusnacht. Marlon Fulton , Ilonrv C. Morcbouso , iilhanlol McCosb , Adonijah Fulton , John B. Knonso , William Byer , Julius S. Tompklns , nurao ( special act ) . Additional William Allison , Orrln G. Wnlrath , Uavld L. Johi.son. Joseph U. Walker , Cvrus T. Busb , George M. Head , Albert Smith. Increase John H. McComb. Hoissuo Samuel G. Mots. Original widows Jennie E. Morros ( special act ) , Josephine B. Ramsey. South Dnkotn : Oriclnnl Robert F. Thompson. Additional Orlando E. Smith , John II. Balllot. Increase Charles H. Ktbbee , Almond W. Kelsoy. Three riHliormuii Drownnd. ATLANTIC Cirr , N. J. , Sopt. 80. A drown ing case somewhat similar to that which oo * ' ' currcd at the inlet a few weeks ago hap pened at Longport yesterday. Throe fisher men , John Hainan , George and Jesse Horner , left there in n small open vacht belonging to Patrick Kilcouiso , with the Intention of Ihh- inir durirg the day and returning late In Ihe afternoon. They have not since bean hoard from oxcoptlng-lho statement made by a returning fisherman that bo had seen Iho upturned bout some distance out. at sea. The eonernl Impression is tun ! , they huvo boon drowned. \ ! ROWNINGKING & CD. Largest Manufacturers nml Do.Uera . ofOlolhlng in the World. 'Twas ever thus Since Columbus discovered America , at least. The young man likes it and so does the young lady provided he is a nice looking y. rn.and he don't have to be handsome to be a nice looking y. m , either. One of our fall suits will do the business. We have some suits so loud she can't hear the clock strike and others so modest that you are liableto bcinarried in one of them before you know it. The little urchin brother , under the sofa , can be made a man of too , with his choice of one of the nobbiest lires of boys' suits ever made up. We make them and \\e \ make them geol They look like tailor-made , they wear like tailor-made , in fact they are tailor-made. BrowningKing&Co Our store elo 03 at OiSO p. m. . etoept Sutur1C . W . TnT , fifh % DnittflK < tf dajri. vrhou we cloio ut 10 p. m. | 3. II. Wil IJIU a UUllJIiO Oli