THE OMA11A DAILY BEE : SUNDAY , JULY 17 , 18.93-SIXTEEX PAGES. 15 TAIL YARNS OF WESTERS LIFE I - r Come of the Stuff vrith Which Eastarn Ten- derftet are Regaled. THE MAN WHO RODE A CYCLONE tuniiliiR ] from n I.oromiillvr * > nil KtulliiK ol n I > i-M > crncl" " 'Hi ' ' " > Appcttlu lor Jtrd-JInlrcil .Men Tin ; Man Mho Til It'uri. "You talk about cyclones in the east ! " said the old man as he laid duwn his pa- jKjr. "Why , they are nuthin' but sum mer zephyrs compared o real cyclones reg'lar built , stand up cyclones like we hov out in Montana ! 'They knock down a few trees , blow the roofs off n few houses and kill a baby or two , and then your daily papers make a great wh'oopin1 ever the awful destruction ! It's 'null to maku a man laugh to BOO bow hard thej try to make sumthin' bid ' ' out of a HUle'bit'o' wind. " "You've seen cyclones in Montana , I lake it'r" chirruped the religious editor of the Now York Herald. "Ton of 'cm , sir1 lopliod the old man. "Nino of 'em were about ton times as destructive as this ono which occurred in Illinois the other day , but wo only callud 'cm two-centers. The other was the genuine thing and was really worth Valkin' about. " "I'm sure we'd UKO to hoar about it. " " Well , I'm no great hand nt story tollln' , but I'll do my best. It was in the Cedar vnlloy to the north of Diamond City. That valley is made by a range of mountains to the onst and the Gullitin river to the west. Ityas ono afternoon in July , and I was on mulcback and gain' north. Jt was us purty a day as you over saw. I was feelin' powerful good that day , and I remember I was tingin' a religus song when that cyclone come along. She started in about thirty miles north of mo and come along down howlin' for gore. " "Couldn't you got shelter anywhere. " "No. I was in the middle of a prairie twenty miles wide without oven a bush to shelter mo. And thaiwouldn't hov bin time anyhow. She was right at hand before I suspected what it was. With a scream , and a roar and a whoop she enfolded me. 1 had just tirao to utter a pniyor before I was yicked up. " "WollV" "Wall , I was exactly sixteen miles above Diamond City when 1 met the cloud. I had looked at my watch , and it was fourteen minutes after 12. "When I cnmo to I looked at my watoh agin and it was twenty minutes after 12. I was then in Diamond City. I had been carried sixtecd miles in six min utes and deposited right iu front of the best saloon in town. " "Hurtanv ? " "Isot a mite. I got up and walked into the saloon and called for three fingers of whisky just as calmly as if nuth.n' had happened. ' "Didn't the cyclone strike the town ? " " ( erlainly , and this was the only building not destroved. Killed 107 people and destroyed H7 buildings in the oily. Jt must hov bin the hand of Prov idence , fur 1 .was very thirsty and the saloon man owed mo a drink on our last deaL 1 hat cyclone killed 231 people , including Injuns and destroyed 140 buildings along the valley. " "Did.you ever Und vour mule ? " was asked , after a long and painful silence. "That was also a queer thing , " replied the old man. "Ho was carried along with mo. dropped at the same time , and after 1 got my drink I found him standing at the liitchiug post in good order. That must have been the hand of Providence also , as ho was my only mule , and his loss would have been u sad affiir to me " 'Did you go out and mount him ? " ' did. " 'I . 'And tlion ride away ? " 1 did " 'And toll everybody you mot just what had happenedV "I din. " "And they appeared to bclievo it ? " ' 'Well , no. I encountered throe or four fellers who acted a loetlo Auspicious of mo. They believed the main part ot the story all right , but when it came do'vn to the saloon and the drink they kicked on me. " "But why ? " "I told you 1 walked in and called fur three fingers of whifakv. " "Thill's whnt they kicked on. Under the circumstances they tliought any human critter would naturally usk fiir live or six , and buy n quart extra to re sume hit jounioy on ; " "I suppose you have never been asKed for prools ? " queried our spokesman after another Mlencc. "Yos , twice. Boll ) or 'em Bleep in tint Mime vnlluy and their headstones cost Slit-apiece. They were newcomers nnd I buried 'em tenderly. Does any- boily in this car want any affidavits or sk-liV" No one did. Ho [ lulled out a buck- horn handled kmf ? and bharponed it on his bootleu , but it was u useless move. Keno or us had the slightest doubt of his voracity. "Did you over jump from your cab while the train was going full speedy" I asked u locomotive engineer the other day. "Yes , three or four times,1' ho au- Bwored. "What's the sensation ? " ' 'That' * according to how you land. Ono night three years ago the train dispatcher got twoof us headed for each other on a single track at a gait of forty miles an hour. The ilrst thing I saw was the headlight of the other locomo tive rounding u eurvo thirty rods away. 1 shut 'er olT , throw ever the lever and bet the air brakes then make a jump. I'd no tiino to pick for a spot , und us I jumped 1 realised that I'd have n bad tlmo of it , as I knew every foot of tiio ground. It was on a level covered with a thistle patch. There was a. strip Of them forty rods long growing up like cdrn utnlkii. 1 expect they broke my fall Homowhiit , but I don't know that I ever hit the ground until I fetched up for good. It bcemi'd to mo that I just swept \hrough that natch about knee high from the ground , and when there , were no moro thistles to knock down I lauded 'kerchugl' against an old utiiini ) biid uprooted it. The doctor es timated that tlu > number of thistle points sticking into my body at one bil lion. My wife and 1 have l > eon picking 'em out ever blnco and I fool 'em btlck ing every oneo in a while \ot. " "Lnnding in n mud puddle would bo n soft thing , " 1 UL'Ko ted. "I've boon there , " ho replied , with n fleeting eiwlo. "While I was running freight they built -detruck ( to n gravel pit nt H certain point. In excavating At the inaiu line they dugti hole about twenty loot long by ton wide and four deep. As u rule this hole WIIB always full of water und , UK It was on my bide of thn engine and alwayi cume utidoi * jny eye , J got to think lug what a suup I'd have if I had to inako a jump right thero. " "But you never had to. " "Didn't little station 1 ? There was a just a mlle above this hole and It was a sharp up prado. Ono day while wo were humping along to make the sta tion n dozen cars broke loose from a freight sidetrack at that station , and down they came like so many roaring lions after their prey. By the time I had whistled for brakes and reversed my engine it was time to jump , and bless in > soull if I wasn't just where I wanted to be right at the pond. I waited to pass the mlle post and then shut my eyes and took a header , feeling sorry at the same instant for my fire man , who'd got to jump among the stumps. Well , I struck. " "In the water ? " I asked , as ho paused and worked a finger into his oar. "Oh , no. There had been a long spell of hot , dry weather and every pint of water had evaporated out of that pond. The mud was left behind though. There was three foot of it waiting to catch some sucker , and it caught ono. 1 wont head first to the bottom. Then I rolled over and iloundcrod around for five minutes and could never have nulled myself out unassisted. I didn't bread any bones , but ughl" "What ? ' , "Mud ! I took twonty-sovon baths be fore I got down so I could BOO my hide , and It seemed a month before mud quit working out of my ears , eyes , nose and mouth. I hated mud. I felt mud crawling UP and down my back. I picked mud out of my pockets and scraped it out of my huir. The thought of it suffocates mo yet when I think of it I'm still on the road , but I'm not looking for any moro mud holes to land in. On the contrary , if things turn out as I have figured thuin , my next jump will bo into a patch of blackberry bushes with an old dead tree in the center , and I confidently expect to mow down every thing in my path. " _ Topping Kmt-lliilrrd .Men. \V o hoard a shot fired across the street , followed by a rush of men along board walKs , und wont over to find a man lying on the floor of a saloon with a bullet hole in his side. The bartender stood behind the bar with a smoking pistol in his hand and ho was the cool est one in the whole crowd. "Jim , how did this happen ? ' ' demand ed the town marshal- who was on hand with two donuties. "Tho usual way ju t the usual way , Torn1 was the bland reply. "You've known me for two years und you know I never take advantage of anybody. " "That's ' so. You've always played fair. 1 wonder who ho is ? " 'Dunno. He was in here yesterday for the first time. " The marshal went over to the man , propped his head up on an overturned chair and examined the wound. The stranger's eyes were open and full of intelligence , and as he looked around on the crowd a faint smile passed ever liis face. Ho was a typical border man rough in dress and ugly of visage. "What's your numb , stranger ? " asked the marshal. "Pete Smith. " "Where " from ? "Nevada. " "How about this shooting ? ' ' The man chuckled and smiled as ho glanced ever at the bartender. Theu ho quietly said : "Look at his ha'r the color of it ! I've been huntin' that color fur the last two years. Ho'd a made my tenth ! " The bartender's hair wns red. "I heard about him a hundred miles away , " resumed the stranger , "and I cum hero to wipe him out. Huin't nuthiu'agin him except his ha'r. " "Then you meant to kill him ? " asked the marshal. "Sartin. I'm down on that sort o' ha'r. I wanted to give him a show , though , and so I whooped as I started to draw. Gun got tangled and ho got the drop on me. Ho plugged mo plumb cen ter and I'm a goner. "Does ho talk straight ? " asked the officer of the man behind the bar. "Yos. I didn't know that ho objected to the color of my hair , but when ho whooped I grabbed my gun and dropped him. ' ' "Do you know that you are dying ? " asked the marshal as ho turned to the fatrnnger again. "Sure , but I've told you all you'll over know. Just plant mo outside und make no fuss. " "What's this ? " said the officer as ho moved the man's bodv so as to uncover his right hand , which grasped his shooter. "I I didn't git it out in time fur the bartender , and so 1 was layin' low fur homebody else. Is thar a redheaded man in the crowd ? " " " answered marshal ho "No. the , as looked around. "If thar' was I'd I'd try a pop at him ! Just my luck : take the gun ! I wanted to make the number ten. but I've run up agin a barbed wire fence ! " At that moment a doctor who had been sent for came bustling in. He was n redheaded man. He knelt to examine the wounded man , but the latter w.ived him off , sat up and hoarsely shouted : "Thi- > crowd has played mo low down ! You took my gun away and then runjr in a redheaded man on mo. Whoop ! Whoo - ! " lie fell back , gave a sort of shiver and was dead. "I suppose , ' ' h < 3 said , as ho lounnd for ward and touched the cowboy on the shoulder , "I suppose you've fit Injuns out west ? " "Yes , sir ; lots of them , " was the reply. "And you've fit grlz7.lv b'urs ? " " , " "I have "And you'vo killed six or seven mon ? " "My last victim was No. 13 , " was the modest replv. "Wall ! Wall ! What a curus thing this 'pro world is.unybow ! While you've fit Injuns and b'urs and killed men and bin trav'lin' around , I've just stayed right at homo and lust the und of my tin go r in a cldor mill ! " rmiulii-tl Up n I rdcTliI ISullvt. W. 1) . Walton , a tvoll known citizen of Petersburg , Va. , recently coughed up a bullet which ho has carried in his body since the war. lie was a member of company I , Twelfth Virtrinia regiment , and at tne battle of Spottsylvania Court House ho was struck by a ball , which lodged In his budy and has boon in him over sinco. For years past Mr. Walton bus boon in very bad health. Some months ago an abscess began to form on his- breast near where ho was wounded , und ho was cpmnollod to close business und take to his bod. A few days ago the abscess broke , and in a coughing spoil Mr. Walton coughed up half of thobiilL Ho now looks like an entirely now man. Before ho scarcely had an appetite ; now he suys his appetite cannot bo satisfied. S , is. , ApriH.lSJl. Dr. J. H , Moore Dear Sir : Huvo boon troubled with caUrrli iu my boaJ uud fuoa for throe years at times A us unublo to Cuar bad a uoutlaul HticiiiK in my oari aud for two years wis almost doaf. Have tried or- oral so-called remedies and been treated oy ruRulur pbyglcians and noted specialists. but failed to pot any relief. 1 tried ouo bottle of Moore's Tree of Llfo Catarrh Cure. U gave immediate relief and effected a perinauent cure. I heartily rooommpnd U to ull luffor- crs of tbis disease ana will cbeerlully give any further in formation on t > eiDg addressed at lay borne , No. ± 23 Swocnoy ave. , Uurllng- on , la. for sale by all druggists. KespectfuUlr , it. L. lliio. for sale by all druggists. > GRAND ARMY DEPARTMENT Benefit ? of the Becently Expired "Relief for Deserters" Act. PHIL KEARNY'S ' FAMOUS JERSEY BRIGADE at IM Splcnilftl I'lclilliiR In tlifi War Cnusliml Op n Itiillot llicVA 1iliigl n I'.irailB A \Vur Trngcilj- . At noon on Friday. July 1 , the "RoHcf for Dasorlora" net expired by limitation. This net was passed by congress March 2 , 1SSO. The purpose of the act and its olToct wore to enable many deserving war veterans to remove the stlRinn "do- sorter" from their record and thus se cure 11 pension which , under the law , would bo otherwise denied to thorn. It was not intended to apply , and it did not apply , of course , to those soldiers who deserted through cowardice , disloyalty or disaffection. * There were miny ways by which a bravo soldier unwittingly became a "de serter , " and the law was -drawn to clear the record of those who , within a roa- sonublo time after the chiirpo of deser tion was made , voluntarily returned to their commands and served faithfully to the end of the term or until honorably discharged ; tlioso who absented themselves - solves from their command or the hos pital while ill or woundoJ , and either voluntarily returned tu their command , or wee permanently prevented from returning because of their wounds , and those who enlisted us minors , without the consent of their parents or truar- diaiis. nod were released from service by order of court or on habeas corpus. The act was made to apply also to the Mexican war , and the secretary of war was authorized to remove the charge of desertion from the record of any regular or volunteer soldier upon proper appli cation therefor and satisfactory proof that ho came within the provisions of the act. ' Under the act many thousand soldiers wore restored to nil ihoir rights and secured - cured pensions from the government The time in which applications could bo made to the secretary of war was limited to three years from July 1 , 1839 , and all applications not undo in that tirao were declared to bo "forever barred. " Now there cache no moro applications. IMill KearnyS Jersey Year by year the roll of heroes who fought the civil war prows shorter and shorter , yet the muster at Grand Army posts shows little diminution. The na tural reison for this is that as the vete rans fall out the ranks close up as in times of war , and the laggers behind begin - gin to feel an exciting interest in mat ters at the front. At no time , indeed , have Grand Army meetings been more largely attended than they are today , and as a natural consequence of these gatherings of old veterans old war sto ries are undergoing a genuine revival. No story can bo told within hearing of Jorsovmon mat does not bring Kearny and the First Jersey brigade to their minds , says the New\'ork Advertiser. Koarny , to bo sure , neither recruited the Jersey boys nor led them where the bullets [ low , 'but they wore "Kearny's" ' Jerseys" nevertheless , and ho was their "One-Armed Phil" in the fond illusion of the time , s-o it is all the same thirty years after , whether the pretty idea was spun from truth or fancy. The surviving veterans look upon Koarny as having boon their military father ; they "reuno" on his family manor and ksep his memory green in countless ways as become bravo soldiers for u fallen hero. While the gallant Taylor fell at their hovd and Torbe led' them to many victories , and half a dozen other brigadiers as well , Kearny has been their idol "lirst , last and al ways. " Surely ho was a grand figure for any Dody of men to tie to as marshal on the tented field , and the Jerseys wore vali nt company for any man on horseback to fall in with while going to the wars. Being so well met , though their contact was brief , let their wraiths travel down fame's golden pathway to gether. The First Jersey brigade was made up of certain odd volunteer companies leftover ever from the three months quota in Auril , 1801 , and other companies that took time by the forelock , got them selves up in military shape and wore hoping the rebellion would not collapse without permitting New Jersey to pot in a lick , when Lincoln's second call to arms May 3 , 1801 made it seem to them a pleasure just to live. The First , Second and Third regiments hurried to the front and served in the reserves at Bull Run. In August the Fourth regiment and HoxamorV buttery "A , " First New Jersey Liipht nrtillorv joined their comrades , and Philip Kearny , n hero of many Holds , already wearing nn empty sleeve , was commissioned brigadier to load them. The old fighter was u stern , unbending martinet , and for seven months ho put the Jor oys through n course of hammering that turned out 4,000 soldiers where 4,000 budding novices ces had boon. The upshot was a crack brigade , ahead of all its follows in de portment and drill. Kearny had done it , and the whole array , as well as half the country , admired the performance. So Kearny and his Jertoys were in ilno feather before the fighting commenced. In April , 180:2 : , when the army started for the Peninsula , Kearny was promoted meted to the command of a division and separated from Jersoymon for good , They drifted into the Sixth corps und remained there to the end. The first affair of blood was at West Point , on York river , May 7 , where Ilexiuner repulsed a charge with canis ter und the Jerseys made n counter charge. The division comrades of the Jorsovs quickly concluded that Kearny hadn't erred in farming out his soldier ly reputation among such ready fighter - or * . It was at Galnos Mill , though , that the Jersey boys learned that the rebell ion wasn't u bubble to collapse at the first pricking. They were called out in Slocum's division of reserves to ivid Per ter's Fifth corps , in a struggle whore the odds wore two to onj. Colonel Torburt got up from ills berth , sick with a fovor. to follow his regiment. In the Second there wore only four companies for duty , but. their loader. Colonel I. M. Tucker , put them in the front line to relieve a full regiment that had boon cut to pieces. Colonel Tucker was mortally wounded , and jxhon some of his men started to carry him to the roar ho called out , ' Don't mind mo , but gn ahead ! " The major , II. O. Ityerson , then ran to the colors , wuvod Ills sword to rally the moo and was quickly shot down. Jn this little batlnlion alone fifteen were killed and forty-oight wounded iusldo of nil hour. The Fourth regiment , under Colonel J. II. Simpson , refused to retreat when cut off from all support and defended its ground until fifty-two were killed und 11XJ wounded , aud guvo up only when completely eurroundod. The Third lost fifty-oight killed 130 woundoJ. The firsl lost forty-four killed and eighty wjjundod. Reserves always liml the hottest place in n fight if they flnh Sny , and Koarny himself could feel prond of the ranks that steen up until 'rfdarly ' GOO bit the dust out of loss than " .ODD outraged. Every man doubts hi * own courage and that of his follows until the baptism of fire is passed , and 11,10" , ' soldier who loft Gaines Mill field without deserving the hatoi brand of "coward" had no longer envy in his hearth-fop tno heroes of Btiona Vista and CKonultopac. Ho was in the swim with the "battle scarred. " But the heads of fh , Jerseys \vore not swollen with coneeifcovur their exploit at Gaines Mill. Tlifcto ; was n corner left for some of that plebeian enthusiasm they had shown in the training camp , and ono of their proudest boasts today is not Ihoh1 huco battle losses , but a com pliment from "One-Armed Phil" Koar ny. It was at Glendale , in the "Sovon Diys , " just after Gaines Mill , when Kearny's division needed support In n hot fight with Longstreol's column. Then ho sent a courier to another part of the field to summon his old brigade , and they responded by making a double- quick march , enlivened by lusty cheers for the hero who had won now laurels at Wllinmsburg aud at Fair Oaks slnco parting with their company. The enemy didn't stand to moot the on slaught o [ fresh reserves and Kearny " took" the will for the deed , ni it was given , gallantly , in u way the boys never forgot. If Kearny or some man with a romantic legend clinging to him had led the Jerseys in their next fight the pages of history would glow with an ex ploit that ono must search for with a calcium light as things are. Everybody huzzahs ever Stone wall Jackson's flank march around Pope in August , 1802 , and his capture of the union army stores at Manassas , the prologue to Second Bull Run. The Jersey brigade happened to bo the advance of Franklin's Sixth corps , sent out in a panic from Wash ington to find out what had become of Pope , as the telegraph and railroad had been cut bet\yoen him and the capitol. The four regiments mustered only 1,100 men. General G. W. Ttiylor was in command. The instructions worp "to find Pope or the onetny"and the brigade proceeded alone by rail without opposi tion , until it crossed Bull Run bridge , where it was fired upon by a battery in position. General Taylor put his men in line and charged. The troops held their fire , relying upon the bayonet. When within 803 yards of the guns two other confoderatp batteries and four brigades of Jackson's infantry , under A. P. Hill , opened from masked positions upon the gallant column. As a matter of course disaster fallowed. Taylor drew the men back in good order in the face of Hill's pursuing regiments , aud in making a stand at the bridga ho was mortally wounded. Stonewall Jackson witnosbod the fight , and in , his oflicial report praised the Jerseymon for their gal lantry. The affair ( Sos't ' the brigade n loss of about 350 , about half the number killed and wounded , "but it taught tha War department that Washington was in danger , and led t6 the speedy relief of Pope. The next fight of the Jerseys is like wise unknown to fame. It was the storming of Cromptoh's Pass , South Mountain , Md. , September 14,1802. The brigade formed the thLrd line , and when the enemy was most defiant charged over rail fences and itono walls , all vho time under a peppery fire from the mountain side , and'at last scaled the rocky slopes over 2 < SJeet / ) high , wjioro the men had to go .on till fours. The Fourth regiment , just out of Libfay prison , captured two stands of colors and enough muskets to rearm the whole command. The work was done at a spurt , but the loss was 174 killed and wounded. At Fredericksburg , throe monthsaftor the Maryland campaign , the brigade took the field re-enforced by the Fif teenth New Jersov and the Twenty- third nine months' regiment. The Fourth regiment , led by Colonel W. B. Hatch , and numbering 300 muskets , charged , under a fire of grape and canister - istor , upon an enemy posted in a rail way cut , carried the point , losing eighty men in the attempt , among thorn Colonel nel Hatch , mortally wounded. Just over the crest of Marye's Heights , in front of which this dash was made , the whole command charged , on May 3 , 1803 , in the Chancellors- villo fight The Jerseys were reserve to the column that stormed Marye's Heights , aud , following up the successful assault , they ran into a heavy force of the enemy that stood at bay be tween a breastwork of logs and brush at Salem church , three miles back of Maryo's Crest. The brigade , with the exception of the Fourth regiment , was engaged for two hours and a half in n wrestle with superior numbers. The commander , Colonel H. W. Brown , was wounded ; Colonel M. W. Collet of the First was killed , Colonel Buck of the Second wounded , und the total loss was ever 500. It was a hopeless fight , but a plucky one , and the new Fifteenth regi ment gave notice that New Jersey's fighting timber hadn't boon exhausted by the draft of Kearny's original 4,000. It lost 150 killed and wounded. Gettysburg , following Chnncollors- villo , the Jerseys missed so far us fight ing was concerned , but they made the famous forced march of thirty-live miles which put the Sixth corps on to the field in nick o' time. After Gettysburg came the long wait until the Wildernoss.May. 1&04. Meanwhile the Twenty-third reg iment was discharged , and tbo Tenth took its place. Colonel Torbert had won spurs too big for plodding infantry to keep bright , and was given a cavalry division under Shoridun. BO for the third time the brigade lost a dashing com mander. Colonel Brown of the Third regiment succeeded him. Two years ot stoadTTlghting had re duced the originul'iVwr regiments to moro battalions. Esalnhad its colonel killed in battle. With' only a month yet to serve they onCarM the bloodiest campaign of the war , and every step they took toward Rigaroond was marked with dead Jersey boys of the brand of 1601. In the first dajv nt the Wilder ness Colonel II. O.liRyorson of the Tenth was shot to don as a sort of ini tiation sacrifice to place the regiment on u footing with the- old hunds. The hardest fighting of tl\oi\Vildernoss \ , May C and 7 , was shared Urtheso men , and nt Spottsylvania the KMi Oln , 10th and 12th , ths different rSments ) were fated to got into every md charge , now with the horoiu Warrr-M , now with the fiery Upton , and again with Hancock , the superb. In nine days May 6 to 14 the First regiment lost 224 , of which 49 were killed ; the Second , 03 , 14 of thorn killed ; the Third , 158. of which 47 wora killed ; the Fourth , 185 , of which 68 wore killed ; the Tenth , 140 , 23 of them killsd , and the Fifteenth , thitentorod ; tbo shambles with 15 ufllcors and 429 men , emerged with only 0 ollleors and 130 men. Its killed ulouo in five days of the unequal slaughter reached , the pnortnous total of 110. or ever 20 par .cent. , dead on the field. This regiment came out with the highest roll of honor in the state. Its killed numbered 240. and 100 of thorn belonged to the original 057 that joined the old brigade in 1801 The original four regiments of Phil Koarny'a day were discharged at Cold Harbor in Juno. Their deutli rolls were as follows : First , 153 ; Second , 00 ; Third , 157 ; Fourth , 101. Uoxnrnor'a battery made a wonderful record for execution , but it was fortunate enough to place the big donth roll on the otiomy's sld e , a way these so diors have who substitute science for dash in fighting. Tim AVmlilncttm J'nr.ldc. Commander-ln-Chlof Palmer an nounces that it has boon decided not to admit into the p.xrado at Washington any who arc not members of a regular Grand Army post , Il assigns as n rea son that there will bo 80.000 regular Grand Army mun in line and it will take ten hours to pass a plvon point , and to admit all visiting veterans would raakoa procession that would bo almost endless , ho argues. It is stated that the veterans will betaken taken ever the same grounds that were traversed in the grand review of 1805. ADVERTISINQ A BIO SHOW. How tlin KliiRlInK Ilr < > . Annnnticp the Cuinlni ; of Thrlr lirciit Kxlilliltloii. The readers of Tin : BKE , who have during the past week snen the lavish way in which the Rtngling Brothers tire advertising the coming of the "World's Greatest Shows" to Omaha , Monday , August 1 , have undoubtedly been impressed by the seemingly reckless - less expenditure of money in that direc tion , and something about the methods ornployod in advertising this big show will bo intsrestlnp. The Ringling Brothers spend moro in preliminary arrangements and in adver tising their great amusement enterprise than nny other circus , management now before the people. Their ngonts and billposters alone comprise an urmy of cinjiloj'os moro numerous than the entire - tire number of people employed by many shows of considerable pretensions. Their contract with ono printing house " alone this season for ouo "kind of litho graph paper was for the enormous sum of $123,000. There is no printing house in America that could handles nil their advertising matter and get it out with the rapidity with which they ro- qulro it There nro a multitude of details which must be arranged before the big show can exhibit in a city , and each series of details is looked after by agents especially engaged for that purpose. The first intimation that the circus con templates a visit is vrhon the general agent and his assistants arrive. After they have satisfactorily arranged the license with the authori ties , they must secure a lot on which to give the exhibition. At first sight this seems a very simple mutter , but it is not. The Ringling Bros. ' show is BO vast that no ordinary lot will suffice- , and considerable difficulty is often ex perienced in gottlnp a plot of ground largo enough to admit of the erection of the enormous hippodrome and menagerie - rio pavilions , as well as the veritable city of other tents required to shelter the 350 head of stock and other accessories series of the show , to say nothing of the cook tents , the blacksmith shop and the sideshow. Then there are contracts for supplies of all kinds to be made , for the hundreds of employes as well as the stock and wild animals must bo fed. and the supplies for each day must necessa rily bo furnished by the people in the cities where the show is exhibiting. Now comes a very essential feature of the preliminary work. The show must bo "billed , " as the circus men say , and in order to do so places must bo secured for the posting of the bright-hued circus paper. it would never do to wait until the billposters came aloup before secur ing places to advantageously display the announcements of the big shows coming. This would waste too much time , and. "dead" walls and besides , after all the fences and billboards and "daubs" in the city have been secured there are not half enough to satisfy the paste-bucket brigade , and whole acres of temporary billboards must bo contracted for and erected before the billposting begins. That means a lot of money spent with the carpenters and often a considerable sum left with the owners of properties whore the lots are rented for the erec tion of billboards. About this time , also , the general press agent and his asso ciates are arranging with the newspapers in the city as well as the rural press within a radius of sixty miles or moro , to announce the coming of this great show. The newspapers are never slighted , for they are recognized as the most powerful of all agents In securing the attention of the public , and thou sands ujjon thousinds ot dollars are expended - ponded in this direction every year. Following close upon the preliminary arrangements comes the hrst of the four advertising cars used by the Ring- ling Brothers. It is designated as No. 1. No novice would imagine that this magnificent -aihvay coach was used for advertising purposes. It is the largest and finest advertising car ever con structed. From the outside it has the structural appearance of a Pullman pal ace car , except that it is painted pure white , with illuminated gold lettering and trimmings. This car occupied u prominent position on the tracks of the Elkhorn road in Council Bluffs on Mon day and Tuesday of the past week , und attracted a great deal of attention. The interior is finished in Imrdwood. There is an office for Mr. A. G. Ringling , who directs the first brigade , and sleeping accommodations for thirty billposters , of which there is a full complement In ono corner there is a complete printing office and largo press , und in another a great boiler , used in making the paste used in pasting the bills. Twelve bar rels of paste are used by car No. 1 every daj. Very early in the morning , if the car has arrived during the night , or us soon as posslblu ufter its arrival if it reaches town by daylight , the bill posters are divided into squads und put to work. Some of the squads , with the aid of the regular licensed city billpos ter , cover all the boards in town , while the others take teams , which the contracting agents have previ ously arranged for , and driving out into the country cover every barn and fence and outbuilding for which permis sion can bo secured with the beautiful pictorial paper used by the show. Within twelve hours these bustling fol lows , with their paste buckets and paper , can literally cover thirty miles of territory in every direction. When they are through there is no longer any doubt but that the biggest of big showu is coming to town. When advertising car No. 2 arrives a few days later the MI mo operation is ro- pouted , and much wonder is expressed us the second brigade covers till the paper put up by tbo first. The bill- posters on the third cur ul&o repeat this seemingly extravagant procedure , and tiiua iiiburo the brightness and cleanli ness of the "stands. 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