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WKLI. , if England turns her back on frco t ratio whcro will our friends , the unoiny , look for sympathy mul condol- OI1GO ? ON THK hiimo day a prisoner in n Cheyenne jail captures the shop untl a passenger train is held up in DcsMoincs by road agents. Whither are we drift- IT is customary for lecturers who are short of funds to tiikons their text : "Tho Uotid to Wealth. " It is to bo hoped , liowovor , that the man who lectures on ' 'Brains" is not devoid of that com modity. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ IK THIS paving contractors have formed a combine to raise prices or to prevent competition or to foist inferior material upon the city , it becomes the fluty of the mayor and council to pro tect the taxpayers. THE signal service weather clerk of this city lias indulged in a good deal of wild guessing within the past thirty flays and his confidential advice to farm ers to plant their corn crop within the next three days will bo taken with a grain of allowance. THE excise commissioners of New York City have deciucd that they can not permit throe saloons to bo in oxist- cnce on four corners. This is ti strange position for New York oxoiso eominis- Bionors to take. Do they want the sons uf Tammany to perish of thirst' ? SPAIN hits at last removed the embargo barge on American pork , and now the A merion n hog muy bo found on ice in Ml the markets of the world. But the penuino American hog is found only in the dining car on every limited express train on both sides of the ocean. JACOH GOULD SciitnurAN , the newly elected president of Cornell university , Is only U8 years of Inge. The old idea lhat a college president must bo a ven erable minister with a taste for meta physics seems to have given way to the modern conception of a business man who can handle the facalty and secure funds for the institution ; THOSIS who believe that the proposi tion of the Nebraska Central Railway company would , if carried out , bo of great advantage to Omaha , should worlc Koalously to promote that viow. In or der to make success certain the p.-opo- Billon must have the earnest and con- Btant advocacy of its friends , because there will bo an industrious opposition to overcome. The bridge monopoly will light hard to defeat it IP Tine notion of the council in over ruling the Board of Publio Works in its specifications for paving material and the ton-year guaranty will result in de laying public works sixty days or longer it becomes a very serious matter. Our working people have already suffered great hardship by reason of the con tinued rains , and any need loss delay of public works will aggravate the situa tion and cause greater hardship. Tin : determination uf the democrats to take ro chances on Now York in selecting their candidate for presi dent is plainly nupurcnt. "By no ingenuity of figuring , " aays the San Francisco Jixaniincr , "can New- York ho dispensed with. " THIS IIK : has frequently pointed out thiit the light in the Empire state was r.ithor HlgnUlcunt. Every war-whoop of the factions there will have to bo taken into the account In trying to make out where those thirty-six electoral vutes are polng. ONE of the most preposterous things suggested to Undo Jerry Rusk is the eohemo to extend ttm telegraphic weather service to the farming commu nities in our suburbs. In the Aral place the farmers have no faith in the predic tions and in the next place it would bo idiotic to expect fnrmora to leave their fields In the busy season or when the ronda are almost Impassable and drive Or ride live or ton miles to the telegraph station to find out what the weather gucssor prodl'cts for the same day. The average farmer la like the tree toad ho can comnatiout aa near guessing whether U will ruin before nightfall as can the man who ttlU in the tower uf the signal illation. \rno \ AUK TIIK MKXt Who am the men that are organizing the opposition to President Harrison ? To what extent have they any claims to bo regarded as loaders of the repub lican pivrtv1 ; What Irivo they done to oniltk' them to a commanding voice in the party councils ? Those are questions which it is pertinent to ask at this time and to answer for the information of those who muy not bo familiar with the records of the chief plotters against the unity and harmony of the republican party. In Now York the head of the opposi tion to the president is ox-Senator Platt , w.ho resigned his sent in the United Blutcs senate at the same lime that Roscoe Colliding did , in 1831 , on ac count of it controversy with the Garlield administration. Ever since that time "Mo Too" Platt has been playing the role of a political boss in the Empire state , greatly to the injury and disad vantage of the republican party. His bosslsm has cost the party thousands of votes in ovary state eammiign , nnd is in very great degree responsible for the fact that Now York is now completely under democratic control. Platt has been dissatisfied with the distribution of federal patroimgo in Now York , which ho hits not been permitted to con trol to his lilting , and hence his opposi tion to the president , The opposition of Senator Quay of Pennsylvania is well understood to spring1 from a like ctuso. Ho is essen tially a spoilsman , and President Harri son incurred his displeasure the mo ment he declined to allow him to parcel out the federal olllcos in Pennsylvania at his pleasure. Nobody will deny that as the chairman of the national repub lican committee in the last presidential campaign Quay was a valuable man , but except this ho has not been useful to the republican party. Thousands of republicans In Pennsylvania have de nounced nnd repudiated his machine management of politics , and it was this which enabled the democrats of the state to elect the present governor. Ills public life lias not been above reproach , and as a senator from Pennsylvania ho has miido no record that will bo remem bered to his credit. A loss important and inlluotitial mem ber of the combination hooking to defeat the .ronomination of the pres ident is Chtrkson of Iowa , for although ho has denied having anything to do with the movement , there is not a reasonable doubt that ho is in it. The position of Clarkson is that of an infinite , ho having been recognized and honored by President Harrison far beyond his merit. As a state politician he has always been a dead weight upon the republican party of Iowa , and to his-blind and blundering attempts at leadership are very largely due the democratic successes in the last two state campaigns. Such are the men who are the real promoters and managers of the opposi tion to the president political bosses whoso dissatisfaction springs from the fact that they have not boon able to do as they pleased with the administration. There are borne others whoso namis are identified with the movjmont and have given it a character which the men named could not alone luivo done , but the aroh-plottors , who are threatening the disorganization of the party , are the throe wjioso record wo have briolly re ferred to. They are in no sense repre sentative republicans , nor are they men whoso counsel the party can safely take. The disastrous consequence * of their' leadership in their respective states should bo sulllciont to w.irn the party at largo that It could make no moro serious mistake than to permit those men to direct its choice of a presidential candidate. SILVER IK T11K DKMOCIIATIC TIOX. Representative Harter of Ohio , a dem ocrat , who is opposed to the free coin age of dilvor and made a strong light against it. in the house of representa tives , professes to believe that there will bo no serious controversy regarding sil ver in the national democratic conven tion. His opinion is that the convention will not declare for frco silver , and that no very vigorous attempt will bo made to induce it to do so. Mr. Hartor's confidence in this matter may bo well founded , but if it shall prove to be correct the surrender on the part of the silver men will be most remarkable , in view of their ascendancy in the IIOIHO of rep resentatives and in the rank and Irlo of the parly. Everybody knows that a fn-o coinage bill would have passed the house of representatives if it hud not boon for the nearly solid republican vote against taking up the measure , the dem ocratic vote being largolv in favor of such legislation. It was shown that the democratic representatives from a ma jority of the states were for free sllvor. and it appears reasonable to conclude from this that a majority of the plat form committee of the national conven tion , which will bo composed of one rep resentative from each state , will bo favorable to free silver. An estimate recently made by a democratic paper gives free silver a rojiiksontatiou of at least twenty-seven on the convention committee on resolutions , with a prob ability of several moro If this should turn out to ho approxi mately correct , it is not oaty to holiovo that there will bo no Hirht over the sil ver question in the national convention. It would fiooui to bo in the highest de gree probable that what the advocates of that policy failed to do in the house of representatives they will endeavor to accomplish in the national conven tion ; that Is , commit the pirty fully to thu free and unlimited coinage of sllvor. Practically this is what the vote in the house did , but it does not have the same binding character as would the declara tion of the national convention in favor of free silver , and it is hardly conceiv able that the silver men will forcgosuch an opportunity to mnko a square Issue before the country on this question. Perhaps the boloctlon of a candidate may have tin important inlluunce in de termining action regarding silver. Ob viously there , wlll have to bo accord between - tweon thu platform and the views of thu man chosen to stand on it' If the con vention should select Cleveland it could not declare for free silver , and this is one of the considerations which appears to militate against tha chances of the lending candidate. In anyovont , however - over , the democratic party cannot de- col vo the country as to its position re garding silver. The record made by Its representatives in congress is conclusive evidence that a large majority of the party favors free and unlimited coinage , and this record will not bo lost sight of in the presidential campaign whether the national convention makes any dec laration regarding sllvor or ignores the subject as it did four years tigu It is impossible for the party to escape from the position In which It was placed by the largo vote of Us representatives in congress favorable to the adoption of a free coinage measure , and It will bo 0'illod upon to answer to the country for that action regardless of what the na tional convention may dooldo to bo ex pedient. I'HOTIMTIOX AXD llKCll'HUOITY tN KNll- LAKH. In his speech at Hastings last Wed nesday Lord Salisbury made a distinct and nnmibtakcablo admission of the dis astrous results of free trade In England. The principle of taking in the goods of all nations duty free might bo very noble , ho said , but it was not business. " 1 would Impress upon you , " ho con tinued , "that If you intend in this con- Iliot of commercial treaties to hold your own , you must bo prepared , If need be , to inllict upon nations who injure you the penalty which is in your hands , of refusing them access to your markets. " Or inlng from so high an authority as the prime minister such an admission of the disadvantages of free trade is very significant. "The power which wo have most reason to complain of , " says Lord Salisbury , "is the United States. " And again : "Tho commodities from the United States must have a duty levied upon them just as English goods are dealt with over there. " Such utterances as those , just as a political campaign is about to open in Knglnud , show that Lord Salisbury is lee shrewd an observer not to have noted the dissatisfaction that prevails in that country among the farmers and manufacturers as well as the toiling iiui-isos in consequence of the hardships occasioned by free admission of foreign goods. To some extent his lordship may have been fishing for votes for the lory party , but at any rate ho expressed a sentiment that prevails extensively in England. The agricultural and manu facturing interests there have sufTorod and the laborer dependent upon those interests has boon impoverished by the American protective system. While the volume of trade does not seem to have been reduced since the enforce ment of the now tariff law in the United States the prolits hav3 fallen so low as to create alarm. In the nature of things such a cutting down of prolits in a country whore the producer's margin was not largo before must result In a re duction of expenses , and here the work- inginan comes in. His condition was bad enough before , but now ho must see his wages shrink still further because free trade will not permit his employer to pay a good price for work that brings an insignificant profit. English workingmen - ingmon have long contended in vain for bettor pay , and now theysooir. to have learned for the first time that the free ndmibsion of foreign products is a factor in the problem. They have felt the ef fect nnd now they are clamoring for the removal of the cause. This is logical and the wonder is that they did not think of it long ago , for they suffered by free trade long before the McKinley bill was dreamed of. The farmers , manufacturers and workingmen - ingmon of the United States will find food for reflection in the utterances of Lord Salisbury on' this subject. The English prime minister has not avowed himself in favor of a departure from the old system without full knowledge of the dissatisfaction which it has caused. Ho is a shrewd politician and may bo depended upon to feel the public pulse to some purpose. Ho knows that the English worldngman is beginning to perceive why the workingmen of America are able to save money from their earnings while ho is barely able to live upon his slender wages. Our toiling masses complain sometimes because - cause they are not bolter paid , but when they remember that prices gen erally are tending downward while their wages remain substantially un changed , they realize tliat their con dition all'orua no ground for discontent. It is not to bo expected that it tariff law will boon bo enacted in England , for the sentiments of her prime minister will moot with a vigorous opposition , but it is significant that such sentiments should have been expressed at all. IXBXKUSAIIIH MISMANAdKMKA'T. That there has boon inexcusable mis- mnnngcmcnt in the county court house for years is a matter of common notori ety. The collitpso of the north wing of the county hospital and thu wretched condition of the portion of that structure which remains intact nITord striking proof of the reckless disregard of busi ness method * on the part of former com- ' missionors. That is , however , not the only legacy of neglect and mismanagement that comes down to the present board from Iti , predecessors. it Is reported on good authority that there is no record of contrjcts made with the county during the past twenty years ; lhat the county hospital con tracts are till in a heap ; that thu bonds of contractors are not cared for and no one knows whore they may bo found when wanted' that no record is kept of bills paid and that numerous instances have arisen whom bills have been paid twice. Innumerable claims are made against thu county , but no record Is kept of their dis position. Itlseaid thatthorois notasln- glo It.'dgcr account kept in any county ollk-o. Warrants are drawn to the full amount of thu general fund levy , when everybody knows that no more than 00 per cent of a levy in this county is , or Into boon , collectable. This practice has gone on for years , so that now there is n iliburopitncy of 8712,000 us a result. In other states it is the practice to issue warrants to the amount of only 75 | 0' cent of a levy , and any excess collected is turned into the sinking fund. These are only bomo of the mnny irregularities and evidences of shUtlcs- brought to public notice within a very rocentsjggricd. Such a state of alTairs calls for radical reform. The taxpayers of Douirlns county have a right to Insist that their affairs shall bo conducted on business principles. It Is not a question of poor pay and shortage of help. Each of the five commissioners drnwa $ leO a month or So for every dav in the year , W ( | k days and Sundays. It is expected thf ; this pay is sulllciont to enable them to lovoto their whole time , or at least ours a day , to thu super- vision of the nl airs of the county. Wo have a recordi of deeds , county clerk , treasurer nnd bounty auditor who , with their deputies and clerks , should bo able to keep a complete sot of books with checks and balances so adjusted as to prevent mistakes and misappropriations. If the commissioners find that those ofllcors and their clerks are overworked or underpaid they have it within their power to relieve them and make sure that the county's records are kept as well ns those of any first class business house. This is expected by the taxpayers and nothing loss will bo satisfactory. NO JjlWS 1O STAND ON. When a democrat of the brains and character of Senator Gorman takes a position directly opposed to the attitude of his party upon an important question of national policy it is reasonable to sup pose that some of those who have blindly and thoughtlessly endorsed the tactics which ho opposes wiU begin tonsk them selves if they have not after all boon wrong. The Maryland senator's vigor ous hostility to the foolish policy of his party concerning the maintenance of a navy in keeping with the dignity of this country will undoubtedly have a wide iniluonco among sensible democrats and may put a stop to the silly talk about republican extravagance that has formed so largo a part of the stock In trndo of the democratic orators and press. If its own best men are to deny the justice of its position on the question of expendi tures for the navy what is the democracy to do for campaign material ? With its unsavory river and harbor bill record and with men like Senator Gorman favoring the republican policy of liberal expenditure for the navy it is dillluult to see .where the democratic party is to find arguments-to prove that it has a right to exist. A national cam paign is coining on and the democracy seems to bo very poorly prepared for the batllo.More noise will not win Ihis year. Tjio people will demand sound argumonls. Tories Absorbing Truth. Lord Salisbury lleclaros that tbo free trade policy of England Is not builnoss lilio. That Is the principal reason why the United States refuses to adopt , the r.ootorj. New York Mall. Billion lotrislntlon mukea a bilious pooplo. And when a people's stomach Is out of order Its expressions at ttio polls are llkoly to bo more forceful than ploasant. A ratal Iniiiodlinoiit. St. I'uul Glubt. Governor Boles will not do for a candidate down oas { . It is-reported there that ho oats with bU.ltnifo. It-ii dreadful , but if ho Icnlfosnny one it will probably be himself. \V ll Within ISmiml-t. I'lillMlclvlila lleentil. Minister Reid's statement that ho is not a candidate for the vice presidency , but would uotstirinlt from it should it coulu his way , is \vell within the Bounds of modesty. Soaio persons have thought that his purpose in comini : this way was to moot the nomination and face It. o Onoinril tci Dnfi'iit. C7i/ixi/o ( llrmltl ( item. ) . No one not besotted with faction spirit can longer hold , that either of those candidates ( Cleveland and Hill ) can carry Now Yorlt stato. As no democrat of liilolllKenco Is Known to exist who bollovos that the democ racy can elect a president without the elec toral vela of Now 'Yoric , the absolute neces sity ot llnding tbo nonJ of tUo llcKot outside Now Yorlt state would appear to bo bayond discussion. i Culls for Itocimnt. I'lill ulcl ! > hln liccnnl. Evldonco of Puritanical /.ual against open ing tbo Columbian exposition on Sunday still accumulates. It is stated , on authority , that petitions containing nearly 4'JD,0)l ' ) ) names buvo ucon sent to congress from Uhodo Island Mono dair.anuln ? closure of the expo sition on Sunday. As the population of Rhode Island VV.H only ; )15.V ) ) ( ! in 1S9J such an accumulation of irimos to a Sabbatarian patition affords pronf of romarlcablo industry and zeal in its nious rolportuurs. o The Snil HIIIMII htlt ; iill.ui. St. y'nul I'innrer 1'icf * . Congressman MuKcighan of Nunraskn is said to take rank us the uiilit'st man in con- uress , The experts have not yet douidod who Is the most monumental ass , tliurj beiti ? so many in the class. * * * I'liitailcliilitti 'J'imti. Congressman AIcKeiRhan of Nebraska lives In n throe-roomed frame house which Is roofed with boarJ , upon which a covering of sods is placod. The family ( 'oat has the run of the place and has a high old time of it , except when It tumbles down tbo uhlmnoy. ( iroiit iMiHuniilcrrt County. U.'fl'1" ' " ii'imj ) . Sunday's BIR Unvoted uoasidorablo space to Saunders courtly , her advantages und rcsouri'iu. togothiti'-1 with a short sketch of her cities and tott-Yrs , and the testimony of about tifteon of Uyr citizens who have mido snug little foYtutu W themselves by tlllhi' ; the soil. Those \c.iJmonlals \ | wore obtained by a representative of TDK Br.i : , who visited this county and intervlowoil the men person ally and ou nil shod HAS near as passible- their own words. Durlt thu past two months TIIK Qr.i : has published testimonials from the runners in manyljcguiities ( of tlio state , ana they have all boon Blimlur to tboio of our Saunders county fiiriuora , TIIK HUB Inn been to considerable expense In securing these testimonial -'And ' the only remunera tion It has reeoivcil for Its work has boon the sale of a few extra copies of thu import containing , them. Of course all farmers have not bteti as Hucecsitul as some of tboio who have boou- interviewed by Tin : Bun representative , out tbeioaru bundrodt in every county who have done o.inally aj well \vhorulhcro has boou otio that has failed. You may go to any county In any of the great agricultural utatos of the Missis- nlppl valley and you will tlnd as largo a per cent ef farmers who have failed as you will in any of the eastern counties of Nebraska. In proportion tn the population you will tlnd as many wealthy f amors In Blunders county as you will In any of ttio best counties of Iowa or Illinois. The Saunders county farmer * are , In fact , better olT than lltolr eastern brethren , for a larco majority of ihrm started In hero fifteen years ago with no capital wbutuver , wlillo a large majority of the Iowa and IllinoU farmers at that time ownpd their farms and were contorUbly Uxod besides. UO3IJIKXT VN 2 UK VOffl'KHKXCR , Kansas City Star : ICansni City was hon ored yesterday at Omaha by the election of Hov. Dr. Jcsso Ho win an Young of the Grand Avenue Mothodlst Episcopal church as edi tor of the Christian Central Advocate at St , Louis. Dr. Young is admirably equipped for the position to which the general uonler' once has called hltc. Ho is u man ofvido travel nnd oxtonstvo reading and poous os a comprehensive knowledge of man and affairs both In nnd outaldo of tliu church. Kansas City Htar : The early Itlnoranoy was not without its serious discomforts to thu ministry , but It encouraged nnd com pelled a wholesome activity In the church , which kept nllvo tlio spiritual zeal which rendered Methodism such a great moral power In the land. The continued modifica tion of the itinerant plan probably presages Its final abandonment and a closer con form- Itv to those other modern usages and Inno vations which began to Und tboir way Into the church of John Wonloy with the advent of cushioned pens and stained glass win dows. St , Paul Glebe : A strong effort Is bolng mndo in the iMcthodist conference at Omaha to modify the specifications nt the discipline In rcgnrd to amusements. The memorial presented on the subject has the support of many of tbo bishops and clergy. Its pur port , however , Is somewhat misunderstood. it is not a dispensation to older members to dance , attend theaters or indulge in amuse ments that have boon deemed obnoxious to Methodist decorum. It Is not the dlicontont of the young members ut not bolng allowed to dance and play cards i\t their social diver sions. Nor do the bishops who ndvocnto ttio change hnvo fret aching to bo moved to the music of the llddlo. The effort Is to return to the rule of the early timo. Until within the past two or three decades the only Inter diction of the discipline was of such amuso- moHts ns "could not bo taken In the nntuo of the Lord. " St. Paul Pioneer Press : The Methodist brethren who mot In earnest conclave at Omaha last Sunday were in dancer of over looking , in their exceeding zeal for tlio pros- orvatlon of the Integrity of the Sabb.ith , the precept laid down for thorn long ago , that that day was created for man. If correctly reported , their intention is to put out all their efforts , ns Individuals nnd as a relig ious body , toward securing the closing of the World's ' fair on Sunday. * * - Admit ting , as a willing concession to the strenuous workers against the Sunday opening , that Chicago's cuests would bo bettor off if they could bo Induced to spend tboir Sundays while tboro in the Chicago chuichos , it is im possible to suppose llmt the majority of them , or oven any'considerable portion of their number , would so dispose of the day under existing circumstances. There is an ancient belief that Idleness and mischief are most harmonious coadjutors. Who dare nflirm that Chicago lieisolf , and the majority of her visitors during the fnlr , would not bo actually , as well as theoretically , wickeder for Sunday closing than for Sunday opening I l > 3ll.K 1-nOI'OlfKltS. Washington Stnr : Tbo Chlnosti question , as It appears In the mission schools taught by pretty girls , scums to be. "You mally mo ? " Now York Herald : "What made that walter come down from his high horse ? " "Why. I tluued him. " I'lillanolplila Kocord : A wild western critic recently wrote of 1'uttl : "There is no bucking up against the fact that slio Is one of tlio neatest chlrpors now uhirnlng. " In the Furniture Store Lady What has become of those linmlsomo sideboards you hud when wo called last ? Salesman ( bashful , yet prutlUud ) I'vu shaved them elf again , miss. New York Commercial : Crazy Woman is the Wyoming town from which the rnstlori are starting on their extra rounduu. lint In the state where ttio sex first enjoyed the bal lot as u joko. where on eurtli could thu people have obtained the Idea of naming their town ? A fUNNV TIIINfl. Claali lin-lew. A wornun Is a funny thins ; She starts with hut n dime , And shops till day. Vet strange to any blio gets homo every time. Yon no not understand how this ( Jan he. Yet wait until Nsxt month from every place she's boon Yon gut u uhopiilnx bill. Then , as yon gnash your tooth , you will In agony exclaim : "A woman Is a funny thlnz , lint guts there just the * ano. : " Kale Field's WtiMilneton : t'rotty Teacher I shall be thankful when vacation comes , for lately my bead has buon o full uf H nres tlu-.t there's no room for anythl-ii ; ulsu. runleltjli ( gallantly ) Yet one would no\cr sue.uU uf you us n tlgnruhuad. TUB VANISIIBII DAYS. Knc Yurlt lltrattl. I prlovo for tno vanished days of yore , Wncn a uarufuutud boy I ran about. And wo played upon the rocky shore And over the fence was out ! Washington Star : People should not allow thu belief that bounty Is skin deep to lead them to doeornto tlio sidewalk with banana peel. Bradford Km : A mean man will du almost nnyihlni ; to bout n neighbor , but you never heard of u man moan enough tu boat u neigh bor's carpet. ANOTIIKI ! VIKW OK IT. Clitcatio 'J'nbunc. When the drotry drizr.lo drlr./.lo Lasts for weary , wunry wouks , Manila life a wretched Hzzlc- , Making ui'uans out of creeks , Wh 't u bore tu press thu pillow Of a cotlagu chamber bud , Anil to listen tu thu everLasting - Lasting raindrops oveiheud ! lloston Transcript : A jockuy just before he mounts a racer Is tlio most stupendously seri ous and thu must morbidly dlgnltlcd being un uartli. Philadelphia Kocord : It Is rcmarkahUi how hoaltby and atrunic the sprlnturs are. ujnsld- orlng what fast lives limy load while tr.unhr. ; . KlmlrA Oazuttu : Jagson says that when It comes tu stump.ni : the country thu campaign orator Isn't In It with the forest ( Ires. IIIK rilllMSOl'llKH TALKS. TIIK 1'BSSIMIST. I always pity tlio pessimist ; UN Badness nutko * mo vlilvor , And iitwuyti wlnn-that 1 could give Him something for his llvor. TJIE OPTIMIST. The optimist Is one who thlnics That all Is fur the host Ami , thlnklnz himself the best , cures riot What's MilVuiod by the test. TIIK KI'ICUIIKAN. "Ilo merry , cat nnd drlnlc , my friends ! " Thu opk'urc.m onus ; And stints and uornei until lie Uf Indigestion dies. inn STOIC. The stole cultivate a face A yard In length at east. Ami with u sad , dyippptlo look- bits down ut pleasure's funst THE Till ) ! ' . Of all the world'H philosophers I hulu that one tliu bust Who simply pi-e sus thu button And luts luck do thu rust. Stopped the progress of Con sumption. The . . .bout authorities .ogivo that it's a ' scrofulous affec tion of the lunga. If taken in time , anil given a fair trial , Dr. Tierco's Golden aiodlcitl Discovery will effect a cure. Thousands have Ixwii wiyed by it-thousands moro are putting it oir till too Ictu. For ovcry form of Ijcrofula , Bronchial , Throat , and Lung Affections , weak I.ungs , Savero Coughs , and kin-'rod ailments , It is a positive remedy. It's , /uarantecd to da iall Umt's claimed for It. If It doesn't benefit or cure , In every auo , your money Is returned. Tlio "Discovery "Is the only Llvor , Blood and Lung llomaly that's bold BO. 'Ihlnk wliat u medicine it must ho I Especially has it inunlfa > tal Its potency In curliur Tetter , Baltrhuuin , JJczema , ICryslpo- IHS. Bolls , Carbuncles , Bore Kyes , Goitre , or Thick Nock , mid Knlarmxl Glands. Don't think it's like the sareaparillas. They claim to lie good for the blood in Ilurch , April , and May. " ( lolilen Medical Discovery " works equally well at all seasons. WASHINGTON'S ' BAD WEATHER It is Worsa Than Nebraska's ' nnd tbo Pco- plo Are Very Tirotl of It , READY TO BE RID OF THE CONGRESS Will Continue , Itowovor , to the lUKusl < if Hiujr 1'uoplo Who llryiiu's Press Notices thn Onpltnl. WASHINGTON , U. U. , May 22 [ Special to TIIR Uiu : . ] Washington's eltmato is noted for Its startlliiK chinRos. They are oven moro rapid and bewildering than the tergiversations of politicians nl the national canlCal. Ono week wo have rain followed by snow nnd slush. Another day usuors in spring. Then \vo have n touch ot Arctic cold npaln , finally winding up with n sample of summer which niatco ) ono exchange his ulster for a duster and swop n cap with oar tabs for a white boavor. Just at present the city Is sweltering In almost summer heat. Tbo two houses of thu capitol , In spite of the great fans which pump millions of foot of presumed cold air into the chamber ? , nro uncomfortably warm. In n short time It will bo even moro dilllcult to pot n quoftim than It has been to hold it during the races und opening of the base ball season. Everybody is disgusted with the weather and everybody and their frionus nro dis gusted with n congress which is only pro tracting its session for the sake of making political capital , whoso performances up to date with the appropriation bills hnvo soured the conservative men of nil parties and shades of political opinion. Mr. Uolinan Is holding the reins firmly and with 1M major ity at his back and the whip of the great ap propriations committee in his hand is nblo to drlvo his team of bogus economy rough shod over all opposition. There is certainly going to bo trouble bolero the ap propriations bills reach the president. The senate will insist that the dem ocratic pnrty shall not be permitted to make n showing of false economy by crip pling all tlio departments of the government lor six months und passing dolicioncy bills next year nftor thu campaign Is ovor. There has never in the hlsfjry of the government been such n reckless cutting down of appro priations , entirely disrcgardful of the abso lute needs of the public interests. Uut the loaders of tbo house with a subservient majority imagine that a comparison ot tha small amounts voted ut the llrsl session of the Fifty-second congress with the properly larger appropriations made by the t-'ifty- Jlrst will pass current with the country as evidence ol an economical nnd thrifty con duct of ttio Rovernmont. Senator Allison nnd his committee uf the sona'o will see that proper additions are uuulo to the appropria tion bills and that such conferees shall bo appointed ns will struggle to protect the clcrus of ttio trovorumont from again becom ing the prey of the "ton-por centers" while waiting for the deficiency appropriation to pay their salaries. * The news from the Nebraska convention at Kearney was received with satisfaction at the national capital among republicans who are Interested In the state and who were extremely - tromely apprehensive- there would bo a bitter factional strugclo over the selection of the delegation to tha Minneapolis conven tion. Tboro is a hope and belief expressed by Ncbraskana in Washington that tbo parly will pull earnestly and strongly to gether in' the coming campaign , not only iwlling its full vote , but attracting to it many of those xvho hnvo atrnyed away from it ana after false gods. The instructions tor Harrison were conlldontly expected. Whatever may bo chilling In the president's personality , there is no question of his romariiablo executive ability , of bis perfect integrity of purpose , and of his phenomenal equipment for the duties which ho has buen called upon to perform. Most of the opposition can bo traced ulroctly to disappointed applicants for olllco , or equally disappointed political bosses disgruntled nt the failure of the orestdont to udopttheir suggestions. At tbo same time it is equally curtain that the con- bcrvativo business Interests of the country are behind the prosidoi.t , and look to him as tbo only man in the republican party who , In cfiso ot re-election , could bo depended upon to maintain the national credit against assault at homo and from abroad. * The opposition to President Harrison has been struggling vainly for tbrco weeks to tlnd a stalking borso for the Minneapolis convention. Up to date they do not loom to have succeeded. Ono by ono the suggested candidates have pleasantly declined to bo used for this purpose. Several of thorn are now working earnestly for the president , among them being Senator Cullom of Illi nois , Senator Allison of Iowa and Senator John Sherman of Ohio , ft is not be lieved that any combination could bo mndo which could break into tbo strength of the support already oponiy pledged to the nomination of President Harri son. Mr. I'latt o ! Now York is said to havo. hopes of holding toirother the Nuw York delegation , together with those of sov- < ral otlur sttt F , not Ins'ructnd , until such n time ai a new tand da'o can bosprunir. liut neither Mr. Plait nor Mr. liatton liavo as yet boon nblo to figure out who that man will bo , The rumor now Is that no definite plan of cnmnaign will bo docldou upon until the Saturday before the Minneapolis conven tion. Most of the loaders nro then oxpootoil to bo on the ground ready to imiko coinblna. tlons and swaps. The Chicago convention it not , however , llkoly to bo repeated. The colored delegation from the south will prob ably not Mud as slronir Inditcotnonts off oreI ttiinn to stray frnm their nlloglanco as they did four joars ago in the unllnlshod Auditorium oy tbo slue of Lake fcMIchlgnii. douurul Algcr , though ho has not up to date formally declined being considered n < i n can- didttto. is understood not to bo so nnxlom fern n IlKlit against the administration as ho was prior to thu publication of bin nrmy record , which , whllu It contains absolutely nothing discreditable to himself , puts a weapon in Ihu handi of ononilos wtiloh they have already used to his disadvantage , and whioti would undoubtedly bu still nioro extensively usud in a campaign In which hu headed the na tional ticket and appealed to the soldier vota ns ono of thu elements of his strength , Neither of the Nebraska senators will ba nt the Minneapolis convention , Senator I'ad- dock dislikes crowds and says ho has too much work to do to got away. Senator Matidorson oxpoota to return from bin Hying visit to Nebraska before thu 1st of .luue , and doe * not propose to make another trip wostultor his return. benntor Mntulcrson thinks that tto battle this fall must bu fought out on tbo same lines us that of four years ago , and that an edu cational campaign on the tnrltT will produuu good results , buimlor I'uddoek , who is not thu advocate of ns high a tarlft as Senator MatiuoMon. beliovus that the party should bo uxtromoly conservative in their preuun- vlamunto of eulogy on the MoKmloy bill nud contraction of the currency. Hoth senators expect to tnko the slump for the republican ticket in Nebraska If tboir public duties will permit. f\ To these who are on the ground , tbo talk about the possibility 01 Mr. Illulno boll the nominee ot the Minneapolis convention is absurd , "Mr. lilaluo will not u infer any possible contingency accept a nomination , " said ouo of the Now York "big four" the other day. "Ho is not only not u candidate , but ho will positively and absolutely decllnu to bo a nominee. Ho li convinced Hint a year in the whltu housu would result in a whltu house funeral , nnd bo bus no ambition to make u president out of n vice president. The spasmodic attempts to roiusdUUo the lilnlno boom uro ridiculous. They do not please the secretary of state and they hurt no ono else. " \ Charles J. Oroonu or Omaha was hero this wceis for a day or two. I saw Dim "tooting'1 in tlio White Lot In Senator Mnudursou's handsome doe cart , with the senator baud- ling the ribbons. Charley says that Nebras ka's republican harmony is ol n consistency thick uuougn to cut with a butcher's cleaver , and that Ihu ointment which poured down Aaron's board is not "in It , " metaphorically speaking , nlongtidu of the situation. Speak ing seriously , ho uddou that thu republicans would present a united front to the enemy this fall and relocate all factional dlneronuos to the roar. M > \ Uroono is qultn a frequent visitor to Washington uuriug the sessions of the supreme court , lie is a great admirer of Justice Bruwor. A newspaper man showed mo a ourlout thing today. It was n well written puff of congressman by a congressman. It spokrof the eloquent and talented Mr. Urynn , or some such bc-adjectlvod phrase , and it was In Mr. Bryan's own handwriting. William Jennings has boon doing so much of this sort of self-advertising that ho is a laughingstocic ou newspaper row. Ho is n spoiled ontld with the gift of gab and small intellectual resources upon which to draw for reserves. But ho has a surpassingly largo estimate of his own importance nnd sense enough to see that only printer's Ink can convince unknown readers that his own footings show up a llvo- figure total. iVfter all how tnuou printer's ink docs for mediocre statesmen. Look at William S. Holraau for instanoo , ono of the cheapest two-for-a-ceut demagogues ever in congress , who has ridden into famu on the rollers of the perfecting press. Tnko Jerry Simpson , w nose presumed denuded feet gave him n prominence which bo has boon nnablo to sustain. Look nt the bowhlskorod 1'olTcr of Kansas , who was wittily characterized by John J. Ingalls as "ono of these cadavers who rise to the surface nftor an explosion. " Their nnmos are legion. Some of them are shrewd advertisers , others are shrewdly ad- vprllsod. Tim Campbell of Now York , Tom Ochiltreo of Texas , Vaux of Pennsylvania. Klddleborger of Virginia tbo list is ton feet Ion ; ; . Nothing is so fatal to prominence ns newspaper silonco. Nothing so provocative of votes a laudatory press notices. I suppose by this time that Judge H. J. Davis has returned to Omaha. Ho spent a week in ttio capital , his first in the metropolis of the Potomac. I ran across him ono day at Marshall hall shedding tears over a largo flab tombstone which ho Imagined covered the remains of Chlnf Justice John Manila ! ! , but which in reality was ornctod to his fourth cousin , Tom. Judge Davis did not thank his informant fordisilluslonizlng him. Tbo judge declined to talk Nebraska politics whllu in , / " Washington nnd devoted his timetostudyinKX national questions from the galleries of the two bouses. I am afraid that ho was not much Impressed with the statesmanship of the house , and unconciously compared it with the city council in the old traditionary days , when Barney Shannon hold sway and the old city hall , where the Commercial Na tional bank now stands , echoed to the elo quence and the ullllngsgato of thu o d regime. W. 10. A. S CD. Largest Mniiiifaoturors and Hotnllora . of Clothing in thu World. It's the Gospel Truth That we sold every one of those $18 Suits for $7.50 long before night , Satur day , and so many were disappointed l-hat we're going to give them another show. We've taken all the broken lots , 405 suits in all , about 30 different kinds , and from 1 to 15 sui's of a kind , compris ing every popular fabric , size , color and style , and made 5 lots on the front counter at $7.50 , $8.50$10 , $12.50 and $15. These suits are worth and have always hereto fore been sold by us for just twice the price asked. Saturday's rush should get you out early for one of these. Browning , King &Co To.Mvuour employes OiolroyeuliiEs. wn clmw m W ( ] nr | ftll & DOlllililS SK utiiiUJp. in. , uifopt Saturday * . atlJ p. in. I ' ' " v'ul- ' < n" u " " "h1113 "l"