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THE OMAHA DAILY BEE- ' SUNDAY , APRIL 17. 1892-S1XTEEN 18 M. 'Quad's Corner. "THE ARIZONA KICKEB. " ISRly C. H. iM AN UNEXl'KCTBi ) PLKASUKE. Mon day mornlnp wo rocetvoil a call from Henry M. Jackson , crtji , ol Leaven- worth , Knn. , who desired to Insert tin nd. In the Klckor , asking for informa tion about hip brother Tom , who was known to bo In the town a year ago. In the course of our conversation it came out that his brother was otherwise known ns "Nevada Nod , " and we wore nblo to furnish Information utonco. Wo killed the man on A pacha avenue on the 3d day of last September , and his grave is marked "No. 0" in our come- lory , "Nevada Ned" was out for game that day , but wo did not draw on him until ho had fired twice. Wo tooU Mr. Jackson out to view his brother's last resting place , and also showed him the bills to prove that we pave the departed a $12 funeral. Ho ex pressed his gratilUQo in the strongest language , and subscrlbea to The Klckor find paid a year in advance. Mr. Jack- BOH goes from here to Tucson , and wo cordially recommend him to the people of that town as a thorough gentleman. Ho offered to refund us the $42 , but wo couldn't accept it. Wo tntilco it a rule to pay all funeral expanses out of our own pocket GoNis IIOMU As will bo soon by an obituary notice published elsewhere in this Issue , Major Dayton , ono of our old pioneers , htis passed from earth uwny. Whisky killed him , thouch you would toever suspect it from reading the obitu ary Hu played a square gaino of poker but as an offset was quarrelsome , intem perate and given to promiscuous shoot- Ing. Wo can't say that wo mourn his demise , or that ho will gain anythinp "by Iho change to another climate. He 1 was the first man in this town to shoot us , and was about the only ono we ever lirod at who didn't drop when the gun , .ivont oft , Only .two days before ho was taken sick ho sent us word that ho wne camped on our trail anU would split our other ear with a bullet. In the midst ol 'life ' wo are in death. IT'S No USE. A theatrical company , traveling under the title of "Tho Madi , eon Square Undo Tom's Cabin company - , ny , " opened here Friday evening to crowded house. As the play pulled ulong it was discovered that there was > io Undo Tom , no dogs , no Lcgroc. Five poor actors wore trying to curry all Iho parts , and the only scenery used was ti repi ostentation of Roman ruins. The large and critical audience sat still until the middle of the second act , and then made ti rush. The Koinan ruins were mined forever , and the actors got such a bouncing about that two of them are Btill hiding in the underbrush ulong th < river. This is another proof that this towr can't bo longer imposed on in thoutrica matters. Wo want as good as they hav < in how York or nothing. There musl be nothing loft out If there are tor parts wo want to see ton actors walking around the stage. If there's u mule In the play then show him up , and ho'a got to bo alive and kicking. Wo are ar up and up people. We pay cash and we 'wnnt'the ' value of it. Wo appreciate i good thing and have no use for second class material. Wr. SHALL , OF COURSE. Our con temporary is out with the suggoslioi that the coming Fourth of July bo c lo fbrntod in old-fashioned style , and want Xo know if the governor can't bo inducoc to come bore and deliver the oration \Vo don't think ho can. Wo think hi hastnoro sense than to ontortiin such i thought If there is any celebration wi shall , us mayor of the town , bo in it Wo shall lend it. Wo shall deliver thi oration , lead the procession , and prob ably boss the fireworks in the evening There is no salary attached to our ofllco , Wo were elected for the honor there i an it , and propose to squeeze the old machine chino perfectly dry. There may b bomo mayors in this territory who an ' satisfied' with the title , but wo wan ovorythinfj connected with it. If ou Vatoomcd contemporary circulation 4G1 taints to be thoroeassof getting some body shot , let him encourage his idea a eot forth above. CAN'T REMEMBER. Wo have re < coivcd a loiter from Philadelphia askin < us if a young man named Victor Hugi Bcott has applied at THE Kicicr.n otlici during the last year for a situation 01 the editorial staff. Wo can't remember as the applicants number half a dozei per week. Wo have a dim ser of recollection that such a par eon did call , hownvor , and that thro days later ho wont over to Clinch vnllo ; nud the boys took him for a horse thic nnd laid him away. Wo will look eve our files as soon ns wo got tiino and so how it was. Probably half the news pnpor men who como this way ge planted sooner or later , and it is uhno.- impossible for us to remember name und dates where they lie sleeping. ABKAM JEDi'OUT. " 1 Imln't.no bund to pniiso myself , n yo' nil know , " observed Abram , as h tilted his chair back against a chair i Dun Skinner's grocery and looko around over the usual assemblage. " 6hy I hain't no hand to praise myeol "but I do 'consider to believe that ! Christopher Columbus vvus n-Hvin toda , , it would bo about which and tether be Tvisl us. I've got jobt the saino sort < mioakin nmbishun to do sumthin thath ' had , and I'd make jest as big a SUCCOR of it , only dod rot my hide ! I'm jos , tied right up hoio a-rnlslngol razzo backed hogs and a-lendin money to nig gersat 40 per cent a year ! I ortor he UO , and mobbo a lectio moro'n that , bu they've ) ilun gone and passed a law t make a limit on sich ol us as hav nn inlllc of human kindness in our hoarti Who's trot any terbnckerV" Uncle SI Johnson passed over hi plug , and after wiping it olT on hit ) lo Alintm bit out a liberal hunk and cot tinned : "Columbus was giver to meditation good donU That 8 mo to a dot. H was alters purty hard up fur ready cixsl : 1 alto follor him in that. I can't fln out that ho know auj thing about hogi nnd 1 reckon that I beat him tharl 1 look Win moro'n live years to flggor ou that thai- was u heap of land lyin around loose on 'tothor side of th - ocean , while I believe I could hov don it in one , I reckon ho's ahead in bom things while I aui in others , and so it about nip an' tuck betwixt us Ho gc all ready und sailed uwar. I'll hav donoiost that same thing , ilo koptsui ing till his men got skoorod and d < inundod that ho put back. Nuthin' E very poart about that. Ho finally rl Ttho land. Ho had to rizo it. It wt right thar to bo riz. I'd hov done th Bauie thing with both eyes shot Bl Skinner , how's that snake bit gal i yours n-gittln'V" "Shu's n gittin1 tolorably. thank yo' , replied Mill. : 'Glad to hear it Reckon it's gwlti to bu a ixjwerlul y'ur fur snakes. Wai Columbus ho diskivored America. Wli not ? How could ho help H ? She was right thar bcfo' him , all spread outllko n bed quilt , and ho hod to doit S'poscn he'd bin asked to walk thrno miles through n swamp , ns 1 was , to find old tnAn Hnrkor's dead body n-swinging tea a limb as I did could V done it ? Not by a doggone sight ! llo'd 'a' lost his boarlns in flvo minutes. I never could n-bear the fuss they make over him. 'Talnt't nntornl. 'Taint doing right by the rest of us. Kurnol White , somebody \vas a-snyin as how you'd lost a mewl by sickness. " The "kurnol" admitted the truth of the report , and for the next fifteen min utes Abram tnlked mules : Then the Into owner of the dead mule had to go , and Mr. Jcdfoot resumed : "Columbus sloshed around fur awhllo nnd then returned to Spain to toll of his dlsktverlos. Ho was boosted right into popularity at onco. Thoconsarnod crittorn yollod'nnd hooted nnd cheered till they mndo him think ho was bicger'n n cuv'nor. Ho hadn't done nuthln' ti I said befo' , and ho know ho hadn't , but ho let 'cm holler nnd pile on the pruiso and never baid a word. 1 reckon I'd a' done the same , though 'twould hcv bin hard on my conscience. They've got him in history and skulo books , and every now and then yo' hoar what a gro.it man ho was. Don't yo' all believe it ! Jest give any of us half the show ho h.\d and BOO what wo would do ! We're nmblshus and willin , but we ( loan1 git no show. Too much doggone jealousy nroun' yo' sco. Ono critter is too larnally afraid another emitter will make a roputashun and git to bo county clerk or sunthln. Major Davis , is that a nigger lookln' into the donhV" "Yes. " "Reckon ho wants mo. Reckon it's some niggor who wants $5 and hain't willin to give over 40 per cent interest. 1 hain't given to self praise , as I said befo' , and put that same Christophnr Columbus down in these yero parts today and what sort of a success would ho make of it ? Why , dod rot niy hind buttons if ho wouldn't bo puttln a chot- tcl mortgage on his own inowl in loss'n fo' weeks ! Yes , sah yes , sah , and yo' nil know I hain't a bit jealous when I say It. " CAUL DUKDEll TELLS THE SERGEANT HOW HE CAUGHT OS. "Well , I hope you havent been swin dled again. " remarked the fat police borgeant as Carl Dundor entered the station house the other afternoon. ' 'Sergeant , vhns doro some hayseeds on my coat collar ? " queried Mr. Dundor in a lively way. ' "Schwindlod ! I guess not ! If somebody tooks mo for a spring chicken ho vhas loft. " "Thon you begin to catch on to the customs of the country , do you ? " "I do. I vhas awfully discauraged dor last time I vhas here , but not I vhas all right. Noporty can fool me again. Shust gaze on dot ! " Bo pulled out a gold watch and chain and handed them over with abroad grin on his face. "Woll ? " queried the sergeant as he briefly examined them and sighed heavily. "Four days ago , " said "Mr. Dundor , "I goes down to Toledo to see mv brudder- in-law. On dor train a young man comes tb mo and says vhas I Carl Dundor ? I vhas. Dot pleased him , because ho roads of mo in dor papers , und ho knows how big hearted I vhas. Ho likes to raise money to buy some grave stones for his dear mother , und he vhill sell mo dot watch for $200" "Groat Scots ! but you didn't pay him no such price ? " "Sergeant , do you see some green grass in my eye ? " chuckled Mr. Dunder. "I may bo a leodlo slow , but I vhas no cornfield. I say to dot young man dot I doan' care if ho has lost six mothers. I vhill give him $75 und not ono cent mora Ho fools mighty pad , but ho is obliged to soil it to mo. How vhas dot , sergeant a 8200 watch for 875 ! Don't catch on , eh ? " The sergeant looked very serious and did not reply and Mr. Dunder continued : "A stranger conies in my place dor odder day und sayb his wife und shil- dren vhas all burned opp in a fire in Buffalo. Ho wants to go oudt by dor first train , und it vhill bo ft great favor to him if I cash u , chock for $30. " "But you didn't do it ? " "Sergeant , do I look like some cat nip ? " demanded Mr. Dundor , as he stepped back and straightened up. " ] feels sorry for dot man , of course , but I shust toll him dot I gif him fifteen dollars and no more ) . If ho doan' like dot lie can go avhay. Ho takes mo oop. Hero vhaa dor chock. I saves shusl fifteen dollars on dot deal. " The sergeant looked nt the chock , which was signed "John Smith , " and in a sorrowful voice ho asked Mr. Dundot if he had anything else to relate. 'Vholl , 1 do a loedlo peosnoss yesterday day dot 1 like to shpoak aboudt. A mar comes in my place and savs vhas I Car ! Dunder ? 1 vhas. All rfght Ho like to see mo quicker dan dor president He reads of mo in dor papers , und ho know : I was n sharp , slued man. Ho likes mete to go into poesnoss mil him.1 "What bert of business ? " "Vholl , it vhos a now kind of fly screen. It vhas a fly screen mil a hole ir dor center aboudt ash big as a dollar. Ho vhns dor inventor. Nopody over in vents dot idea before , und ho sells mo i half interest lor footy dollar. It vims worth ono tousaud , but ho likes iny name for influence , see ? " "What is the hole loft for ? " "Vholl , some flieR go in by dor door maypo , und dot vhns to lot him go oudi by dor window. Dot vhas a good idea on ? I clooo dot bargain at foefty dollar und T belief I make ton tousand. Wha' vhas dor matter , sergeant ? Why yet look nt mo like dot ? " The sergeant handed him his watch ant check , and taking him by the arm lot him to the door and put him out am said : "Mr. Dundor , I am sorry for you You are too innocent for this world Goodby ! " Mr. Dundor turned nt the curbMom and stood und looked long at the statior houbo door. By and by a sinilo crop over his furoa his chin wont up u fan high or , nnd he called out ( is ho wulkoc sillily away : "It vhas all right , sergeant ! I see hov eho vhiiB. You vhas bhoalpus of me do I don't got bhwlndled bomo more , um dot dor cows don't take mo lor eoin < grass any longorl Ha ! I vhas on to yoi like a bitr houbQ , und I dent ask you IK tnoro if I buy an electric clothliuo fui ton dollar und save- all dor rubbing um half dor soap. " SQUARE WIT'l THE CHURCH There wore two colored men tulkinj in loud tones at the other end of the rail way platform , and I walked down t hoar what the row was about One o them was u deacon in the colored Methodist odist church in town nnd the other i drayman. As I drew near , the doacoi was flourishing a paper in hie hand am saying : "Dar'a do figgora right dar ] Yo' owe do church 'zactly fo'tcenhundred dollar pow rent , an' IVo bin sent to see whnl yo's gwlno tor do 'bout it "Fo'tcon hundred dollars , oh ? ' queried the drayman. "Yes , sah ! Dar's do flgpers , all fie gerod up by n whlto man. Yo' haln'l chin paid no rent In all yo' bo'n days , Does yo' dispute dotn figgors ? " "N-no , I reckon not" "An is vo' gwlno tor settle ? " "Fur how much ? " "Fur how much I Why , sah , do committee mitteo dun sot upon yo' last night 'till lobon o'clock , nn it finally dun concluded not to settle dis case short o' two hull dollars1 ! "I reckon I'll dun pny it , " said the drayman ns ho pulled out the money. "bat's right , sah dat's right Dal eves yo1 was an honest , upright man , ? 'o' Is now nil squar' wid do church , nr if yo' want to git up In n front pew an dc shoutln nobouy ha'n't gwino to pint al yo' nn say do Lawd hnd dom $1,400 al charged up agin yo' on de gate uosts o hoabon. " _ _ A BLIND MAN'S SHOT. I had como down to the ford over th < Smoky Hill fork of tHe Kansas river t < the west ol McPherson , when lobsorvei a white man mounted on u mule before me. Ho was facing mo , with his Win Chester lying across his saddle nnd wai evidently waiting. His head was in cllned slightly to the front , Hko cm listening Intently , and ns I rode up hi cried out : "Hollo , soldier ! " "Hollo to youP "This is Whlto Horse ford ? " "Yos. " "There is a largo cottonwood to tin left nnd a large rock to the rinht ? " "Can't you son that there is ? ' ' ' 'No. 1 have boon blind for the las year. These landmarks used to bo here But I didn't know what changes might have taken place. "I rode closer to look into his oycs The lids wore closed as if in eloop am had a bluish appoarauco. " coward's did it ! ; "Tho Hamo of a gun ho quietly observed as ho dismounted "Will you load mo to the rock ? Ah I'm all right now ! Never mind tin mule ho won't stray. Opposite mo 01 the other side is a dead cottonwood , wit ! one side of it blackened by firo. ' ' "Yo . " "Now , look to the east , over the trai running along the opposite bank , am toll mo if you see anybody. " "Yos , I do. About throe miles up i a man coming on horseback. " "Thank you. I am in time. Sorry t bother you , but if you wore blind I'd d as much for you. As soon as you ca : mnko out the color of the horse tell in what it is. " "It is a bay , " I answered him as th horseman came nearer. "Is no riding fast ? " "Yos. " "Does he wear a black felt sombrero ? "No ; a white one. " "Ah. that's good. Now , then , pleas keep quiet ! " Ho stood behind the rock with hi rifle in his hands and bent" his head t the east to listen. From the smile on hi face I think ho hoard the footsteps of tbj coming horse while yet a milo away The river was only a few yards wide u that point with a wagon road ruunini along thp other bank east und weol Only the ono man was in sight "He's coming fast , " observed th blind man. "Yes at a jrallop. " "Now he's passing the twin cotter woods ! " r "Yos. " "Now he's at the curve where th waters of the spring run down ? " "Yes. " "Now he's on the straight stretch t the ford ! " "Yes/ ' "Bay horse , white felt sombrore long , black hair and bushy , blacl whiskers ? " "Yos. " r "Good ! I can't miss him ! " Up went his rifle , pointed straight n the dead cottonwood opposite. The bi rock hid us from bight of the flyin horseman as he drew nearer ; but ho di not appear to bo looking around hiu He was leaning forward in his saddl and gazing straight ahead. I did nc realize the situation until too late to in terfero. Had I been told in plain word what the blind man was there for should not have nut forth a hand. H would have turned on mo and killed m off band had I meddled. For two c three seconds the rock hid the horst man. Then ho shot out into vlow froi the western lace. The blind man ha been holding his rifle to his face for to seconds. He could not see the sightbi it was the natural way. His hoarin served him as well as my vision. O the instant that the rider was in line 01 posito ho fired , and the man throw u his arms , lurched right and loft , an finally pitched headlong to the earth. "Will you kindly cross over and see ho l& dead ? " asked the blind man as h lowered his riJlo. I mounted and forded the stream. Th man lay on his back , arms outstretcho and his hat thirty feet away. His eye were bhut and his jaw falling. From h right side the blood was pouring out o the sunbaked crust , while his right han clinched the barrel of his rillo with death grip. I rode back jand said thi ho was dead. "Thanks many thanks ! " replied tli blind man. "Tho boys routed him 01 nbovo this morning , and I was sure li would pass this way. " "Who is ho ? " "Tho coward that Winded mo ! Wi you please load up nay mule ? Ah , hoi ho is ] I can got along nicely now. Goo day to you , sir ; nnd I repeat that I ni much obliged very much obliged , sir. And ho rode olT to the east and le mo bitting on my horse and staring nft ( him und wondering il I had dreamed all. Cooxcir.Bt.UKFS la , AUR. 3 , ' 93. Dr. J. ] Moore : I feel it is not only n privilege , bi u duty , to say a goo'l word lor your Catari Ouro. After doctoring with several ol tl best specialists of ttio countrv without rolle I was advised to try vour Catarrh Cure , at nni ploasei to say I ain outiroly cured. You truly , W. A. SnioN-o. Traveling Agent Fairbanks Scaio Co. For sale toy all druggists. Trouble ) to Come. Chicago Tribuuo : "My friend , " sal the physician cheerfully , "with carefi attendance and good nurnlng we ha\ brought you up to the level of the Chi ian situation. " "I don't qulto understand , doctor. " "Why all occasion for alarm hi passed , " explained the doctor , writir out a few gone ml directions for U nurse. "There is nothing now to bo se tied except a few unimportant d tails. " "Ah , yes , " said the convalesce ! dreamily , "but you will probably d mauu n pretty largo indemnity. " Spectacles , Dr. Cullinioro , Boo building- . I'jtronizullnmc industry , and specify in your purchases that ypu wa coeds made iu Nebraska factories and pi duced by Nebraska soil. All whiskies ui spirits oi any kind manufactured by Her Co. and the Willow Spring * distillery a made in the state and from Nebraska era ! consuming 3.0J3 bushels tur duy. Jnsi upon your dealer furalihint : bomo ma K0o4s ; they are equal to the b st and ct ; more. Assist home InauUrles. A TALE OF A recent visit of Mn. , Addlson Hum- boldt of Platlo couniy4o varioua'parta f the old country anx 'and ' nn osporl- nco ho had while absent , recalls to mind a story , tragejgy. or romance connected with thcj , , inwritton history - tory of that valley , of a quar- or of a century ngou/ but many of .ho interesting incidents and strange meetings occurred ln"MJthcr places , In net the principals o the story lived ross the waters. i In sunny Italy Ihcftb lived a man Micro Succl an humble tiller of the soil who found It hard to subsist on the nongro returns ho got for his labor , succi had two boys , the heroes of this itrango tale ; the older was named for ho father , the youngor's name was Srappo. Those boys , oven in thatcoun- ry where accomplished musicians tbound wore famous for their skill in playing the harp and violin. Allero was9 years of ago , Grappo was 8. Those "Ittlo boys performed such marvelous oats of musical lodgerderaaiu upon their beloved instruments that they wore very prominent in the village near which Lhoy lived , and wore frequently called iipon to lend their services to aid in smnll entertainments gotten up by the villagers , nnd the little musicians ivero also often called to entertain conti nental travelers and it was ono of those .alter entertainments that cast a blight over their young lives for many lone years and cost thorn much suffering and hardship. The traveller whom Alloro and Grappo had como to entertain was aNew Now York man by the name of Adam Alphonse , who , having the appearance and address of a gentleman , hud no dllll- culty in gaining the good graces of the poor Italians who courted his favor and appreciated his to them lavish ex penditure , Alphonse , however , whoso fortunes were waning , thought ho saw in Allero and Grappo SuccS's wonderful musical-achievements a means of re plenishing his depleted purse und ab ducted the children ono dark night , bringing them to Now York , thus break ing up a nappy horao and causing the older Succi and his wife sue-h grief that they soon died. Alloro and Grappo took a strong dislike to their cruel ab ductor and steadfastly refused to do anything ho asked of them. " Alphonso coaxed , threatened , starved , imprisoned and beat them , but ho could not induce them to comply with his wishes. After months of trial and finding ho could do nothing with the boys , Alphonso abandoned thorn and they were cast out upon the streets of the great city , without money or friends , and oven without their adored harp and violin. The little fellows tried to look the future brav.oly in the face , however , and decided to go west , walk ing part of the way , getting a ride in wagons nt times but laalung most of the way by stealing rides On trains , and sub sisting upon the charity- f the people on the ro'ule. When the fo'rlorn little trav elers reached ColumbuS1 they wore fed and houses ! for several-days by Addison Hurnboldt , but notwiUhstnnding that they were kindly trjontcd while there " " and" that Grappo "waSj ick. they reso lutely decided to continue their journey to the Pacific coast , and-boarded a box car on a west bound train. Allero , however - over , was diseouraged-und saw only evil in store for them. IleMancicd ho could do much bolter if > .ho was rolio\od of the carq of hi * yourtger brother , and ho resolved - to git rid of him. Accordinglywhen trje'tram was running at full speed n short jffVtanca west of Columbu * fro told Grappo tha < J ho must die , and utihecdful of the piteous cries and terrified pleading of his little broth er Alloro biezed him ana'thro f "him violently lently from the train , nurbuing his way content in the belief that ho had done what was best for them both. He did not o to the coast , however , but stopped in Wyoming where ho wont to work for a man who ou'nod largo herds of cattle. Alloro performed his work so well that the ranchman became his fa t friend , took him into his family and was to the homeless boy as a father. The years went by , Alloro grew to manhood , was given an interest in the ranch and w.is linally joined in marriage to the ranch man's daughter. During all of these years Allero had never spoken of Grnppo.nor had ho over learned whether his younger brother had been killed when he hurled him from the train. lie constantly thought of the mattrr and finally became convinced that Grappo was still alive , and last summer ho re solved to go and search for his brother , whom he thought he would lind in Italy if ho still lived , and ho accordingly went there nnd searched' the country over.and was about to give up his search in despair when ho met Mr. Humboldt , who had befriended him in Columbus so many years npo. Allero was very much pleased to meet his old friend , who.ufter hearing of whom the young man was in- quebt. assured him that Grappo was probably alive , as ho had been seen in the country woit of Columbus n few days after the boys had left here , but Hum boldt told him that the chances for find ing Grappo were very remote , and ad vised him to give up the searuh and re turn to his family. The advice was followednnd now per haps comes the most wonderful meet ings , for upon Alloro's return homo ho found Grappo there awnitinghib return , it seems that Grappo had not been iT- ( jurod when he was hurled from the train , had mndo his way to the Pacific slope , where ho got , employment and remained several years. After growing to manhood , Grappo concluded ho would try to find Alloro , whom ho still loved , notwith standing the fact that Allero had tried to kill him when they were boys. After long years of search thp younger brother's quest had _ been successful. The meeting of the brothers was a very touching ono , and thciyuthon and there resolved they would nby r again bo sep ' * * arated. Grappo had not , during his long search , accumulated Competence , like Alloro , but ho had founH his brother [ NoTK. This tale , f itrango us it is , ana abounding in rdtnarkablo coinci dences and meetings , i * founded on fact , with the exception thM , Addison Hum boldt is not the correct name of the Co lumbus traveler whorfifiently returned , and to whom wo are { indebted for the above facts. ] , . WOODBURp FACIAL SOAP For ttie hit-Hi : Sculp anil Compltiltm , Tn rvtult-ti 20 ; t > vr * experteaco. 1 ' ' " --M Mi-l * or Rrul l f mull. A fttu \ Cnko mil 1:1 IUM.M , BtH > k bn 1'iTTiiiiLtolocjr uuj Urauiy , . ' IIlufttratfMl.i'n tikln , brnlp , Nfrvout ( ml Jlluod Pltrue * und tl.elr treat- , raoDt. Milt HMLlcil. iUrl IIUCCUIB. mtMiti , tirth UkrVi , JJclei , V/krl. hull * luk. i.nd 1'owdur llnrkt. hcuri , fltllncl , lltKiueia tf hcMi. feupcrnuou. JjBtr. 11m * i , eu , romoTtd. OimiuUntlonfrra , ut DOlcoor Uj uml. JOHN H , WCODEURV. Derma logical Institute , " 1 Weil 4Sna Stret : ! , JSTew T'ork fUy. 1 aby's cheek Iblilto a peach , Is it Madame Huppert's bleach ? No ! but baby's mama's cheek Volumes to its praUe doth speak ! Call for Miuu. Ilupj > ert' boot , "li'iw to bo BoanU ful" uf Mrs. } llttnxia. 210 n. Mb .St.- Omaha , Neb CONSUMPTION ; I liars a putitii * temtxlr far Ui above dUcue , bjr ill DM Ihouuodt pf caui ol the wont kind ti.il of Ion * tanduie Utra beexi cured , Indeed 00 Btronjr is my f nib initieiburr. tlut I will MadiwontrrrLEnntcr , irHU n YAUIA111.I ! TIlEjmSB oa tbu dlwuiM tu acr nt- t'm who u ill tend motlmr l'jrc j nj 1' , O. ad J nut. T. A. Slocuui , M. C. , 1S3 I'cnrl hi. . N. V. THE ONLY WALL PAPER RELIABlf HOUSE Sorao dealers say , "wo sell you Iho snmo goods 25 per cent cheaper , " or "Mr. Lohmnnn is too high priced. ' It'a FALSE. 'WE ONLY give value for your money , either in goods or work manship. Twenty-two years experience in the business has taught us that it pays to do so. Ladies You wish assistance in se lecting such decorations for your rooms ns will always please you. Not an easy task.Vo offer you the assistance. Our salesmen arc educated in the business , our goods meet every demand , our pri ces and terms suit the rich and the poor. THE ONLY WALL PAPER HOUSE. Henry Lehmann , 15OS Douglas St Ot Experience OUr Interest , JSS SS YoUr Experience Yet Interest BEAUTIFUL TEETH. STJGH A SWBLEiT BRELATH. What can bo more charming in a person than BEAUTIFUL CLEAN TEETH nnd a SWEET BREATH. Ono may bo robed in the richest apparel and ornamented with the rarest gems , yet if accompanied with unsightly , dirly tooth , the charm is gone. While , on the other hand , a person possessing a beautiful or even clean sot of tooth , when nccom/ > panied with plain dress , is at all times attractive and fascinating. DO NOT delay these important organs VISIT DR. BAILEY OMAHA'S LEADING DENTIST , and have your mouth put in a healthy condition. For those who IIPVO been so unfortunate as to lose a part or all of their natural teeth , a beautiful artificial set may be made so natural in appear- nnco as to deceive the closest observer. Teeth Inserted Without Plates , no covering in the roof of the mouth It will pay all who desire Artificial Teeth to investigate this method. Broken teeth and roots made useful and natural looking by artificial crowns , all without pain. Our WonderfulLocal Local Anesthetic or painless extraction is causing much avorablo comment all over this section of the country. We still make a Set of Teeth for Five Dollars , a fit warranted in every case DR. R. W. BAILEY , - - DENTIST , Office , Third Floor Paxton Block , 16th and Parnam Streets. Cut this out for a guide. Telephone 10S3. Entrance on Sixteenth street. PENETRATES STOPS PAIN WOOD'S PENETRATING PLASTER FAR IN ADVANCE OF ORDINARY POROUS AND OTHER PLASTERS Sold by Drugeisas Everywhere Nc YbrC Dejiot 193 William Street TRADE MARK. IT INTERESTPAIDONDEP05IT5 5.E.CQR. I CAPITA : s 100.000.00 DIRECTORS : AUWYMAN-E.W.NASH IHMIILARD CUV-C.CARTON-G.B.UAKC JO.BFIOWN-THOS-U.KIMBALU. U IDEA IN ADVERTISING. Adilrobihuiltlciilrunout notice , Omp/iu Ailrcrtlslttn Jlarraii , A' . YJA The UNPRECEDENTED SUCCESS that the Behr Bros. & Go's. llaic attained , mid the liK-h prnUe they hare el id to.1 from the uorhl's MOST KIN NOttNEI ) AHTISTS. from the pjvss anil from a public long prejudice ! iu favor of Ider makes , it is safo.ti > as uma t'nil ' tin iu > triiui2it : mini be pi > siB5Jel of UNUOAI MOS A'lTKIHUTKS. A'lTKIHUTKS.MAX MEYER & BRO. CO. , Sole Agents , Omaha , Nebraska. Established 1866 , Every Woman Owes it to Herself To be as Beautiful as Possible. Are you troubled with any discoloration or disease oi' the skin , or is you complexion not entirely satisfactory ? If HO , then use Mmc. A. Kupperl's Face Bleach J It will cure you. If you have no blemish it will improve and preserve your complexion. FncoJHcnch wlls at $2 JH.T iJiiirIa botUu , lilch vlll always hliow Im. provitneut , ortlirus Imttles ( usually rtxjulnil to clear tbo coiiiilciou | ) § 3. beud Oceulsi > ostaBeforlx > ok"Ilowtollol < 'auUful" JIMli. A. inri'l'KUT , 0 KABT 11T11 HTllUKf , KE\V YOIIK. For tale in Omaha by Mrs , J. ISeiuo.i10 South 15lh Street. \M l.lnK to Introduce < > ui CRAYON PORTRAITS 4 cl ut ilia taiuo tloio ex our Uufctness end muku new customers , w ' dmdCid to inuke ttl > cliU Oiler : btndutn Cabinet I'tcture , I'lioto rnolf nr onr member nt jour ; . living or dead , Mid Two will ninko jou CICVYON 1'OKTUAIT ritr.i : or CIIAKUK prorldnd T u "tlbll U to your frlendi in a tamiila of our work , and u e jrour Influence In teeurlnn ui future nrdern. riace - name and addrtsit on back tif I'irture and It will lie returned la perfect order. We make tuij CUMIES In picture you with , ntl Interfering wllb the llkeneas Ilcfer ui any Unk la Chicago. Addrcu all moll to THE CBSSOEHT OBA70U CO , , Opposite New German Theatre , CHICAGO , ILL. I * . BVo trill forfeit 1100.00 to aorouo tending ui pbolo und nut rrrelrlBR cruron picture : ii m | > rr thii offer. Tliln offer U hcmn tide