THE OMAHA DAILY KEE ; SUNDAY. APRIL 3. 1892-SIXTEEN" PAGES. THIS DAILY BEE. II UOSnWATEH , Knirnn. IPUBLISHED EVKHY MOKMNO. OFFICIAL PAPER OF THE CITY Tt-.UMS 01' ' " BUIJfcOIUPTION. lln lly Hen I wit limit Sunday ) Ono Year. . . . ! R rO 'Dully ' nml Sunday , Ono Yo.ir. . 10 ( Bit Month * . BOO ThrceMnnths . 2M HutMlHy HIT , Ono Year. . 200 Pnturdny Ilee. Ono Yonr . \ > y Weekly lice. Uno Your. . . . . > W or n ens Omnha. 1 ho Hoc Ilulldliifr. PoulhOrrohn , corner N nml H'filh Street * Council Wunx 121'onrl Strccl. * ( JlilcnrnOfllcr. 3.7 . Umtnlifrof Commerce. Now York. llooiinlMI nnd l.vrribiinoltulldlnij Washington , 61.1 Fourteenth Street , COnUKSPONDENOR. All connnntilrntlons rolittlne In nowi it ml editorial tnntlcr should bo nddroisod tc the KdltorlM Department. I.ETTEIIS. All InmtncKi letter * rim ] rpmlltanros should , tpadilrcRscd loThoIlce I'nbllshlnir Company , Omaha. Drafts , checks and postofllcp order * to be nmdo p.iyable to the order of the com pany. Me EEC Frlilisliing Company , Proprietor ITWORN STATEMENT OK OIUOULAT1ON. Mate of Nebraska < . . County of Douglas. f1"- Goo. II. T/sohuek , socrntary of The Iloo 1 ubllnhlnc Compiiny , floes nolotnnly swear liiutllio nctuiil olrenlittlnn of THE DAILY HER for the week ending April 1 ! . lbK ! , was as t ollowg : f-nnday. Mnreh 27. Mondnv. March 2H Tuonday , Mnreh a.i ) Wcrtncfilny. Maroh.'lO Thuradn V.March III Vrldny. Aurll I baturdny. April S Avoras ° . - Wb.-i Sworn Ir.lpforc me nnd subscribed In my rreieruo Ihls''d ' day of April. A. I ) . 1832. UBxAr. N > I. I r.tu Notnrv 1'ublle. Avcnici ) Circulation for Felirnary StKlO , THK country Is now wnillnpr , libtlossly waiting , lo licur from Gonornl Algur. THK whccl-shovclnnd piclc nro needed on nmny paved strools of tills city before fore the swcopor can bo of service. TliK kindergarten is certain to become a feature of public instruction all over this country. Omnha shuulil fall in line so as to bo near the head of the pro cession. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ THK wrangling democrats hereabouts have not yet reached iho stage of literal phlebotomy , but a few more open letters will corl'vinly incite the warring fac tions to bloodshed. Tilt's far none of the talking farmers Imvo hnd the lomority to attack the statements of the working farmers who nro tolling the readers of THK BIE Unit farming in Nebraska is profitable. No\V is the time to invest in Omaha realty. Values on inside property will never bo lower , and the most conserva tive judges declare Jhat an upward tendency - doncy in the market has already set in. LL Major i'addock's public position nnd salary as government director of the "Union Pacific railway complicate his mental processes in passing upon the merits of the Nebraska Central proposi tion ? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ SUKATOit PUFFER will probably dis cover the uarcasm in ox-Senator Ingalls' remark that Jerry Simpson is "by long odds the ablest nnd most conspicuous of the Jacobins landed in congress by the alliance ro volution. " THK advertising patrons of THE BEE appear in full force this morning. This Is owing to three causes : They have bargains to oller people have money to buy their wares , and THE BEE has thousands of readers who want their goods. FKUDINAND WARD has boon in prison long enough to have learned an honest trade. As his time is about expired and ho IB soon to bo discharged it ia hoped ho will not again attempt the role of a Napoleon of finance and got down to a mororospoctablo business. Ai/rnouau Hon. William A. Paxton's plan for delivering dressed beef to the Sioux Indians is apparently not practi cable under present conditions , it is gratifying to know that the Indian ollico approves of the suggestion thcorotically , and wishes it could bo applied in prac lice. SENATOR QUAY'S successes in push ing his libel suits to trial and conviction has doubtless encouraged State Senator Finn of lowu to seek revenge upon his traducers through the courts. In Mr. Finn's CIIBO , however , there may bo more dilllculty in establishing botli malice and damages. GENERAL debate on the free wool bill has closed and not a vote has been changed. General debates in congress are not indulged in for the purpose of convincing members that they are either right or wrong in their views upon debatable questions. They are uttered , to enable politicians to print political literature at public oxpcnso and to mail it frco to their constituents. EASTERN and bouthorn churches are making heavy drafts upon Omaha for pulpit talent Within a few months the following able and popular clergyman have boon culled to largo congregations elsewhere : Rev. Willaril Scott of St. Mary's Avenue Congregational , Rov. A. W. hiurnir of the Firat Baptist , Uabbi Koseimu of the Congregation of Israel , nnd Rov. W. J. Darelm of the First Presbyterian church , The taste of the churches which have secured the serv ices of those gentlemen ia nboyo reproach - preach , though Omaha regrets exceed ingly to IOBO her favprlto ministers. RHODE ISLAND is in the throes of a local campaign , and us the little state ia to fire the llrst skirmish gun of the grout engagement to follow in the fall , the canvass there possesses unusual national interest. The republican ooinmittoo proposed a fioriou of tariff discussions with Cleveland nnd Campbell on the tariff reform eido und MoKinlay und Rood as their opponents , The demo cratic .conmuUoo rejected the propo sition. The committee ia wise In its day and generation. It knows from the experience - perionco in Ohio that protection can knock put frco trade upon any American stump. T1IK i'AHMRK AXD Tin : t'ACT. There is n , great deal of mlsstntomont masquoradlntr around the country In the gulso of political truth , Unhappily much of this is so often reiterated thnt a great many people have accented it as fiincoro , and are basing political action upon fallacies which u little direful Investigation would reveal. For In stancea host of demagogues are preach ing the farmer into the belief that all the legislation of the republican trnrty since it first came Into power has boon directly against their interests. Now the facts are , according to the records of the Chicago Board of Trade , that the price of grain averages nearly CO per cent higher than thirty years ago , as the following comparative table clearly shows : Coro.K l a i ! B. Coin -SJ 8.40 Wnoat " 5 -J [ Oats 'H ' .at Ryu Hurley. . . . , ' < -M Meantime , through the operation of laws enacted by the republican party , the manufacturing industries of thin country Imvo boon developed until they are the marvel of the whole world. Tlioy make a homo market for a very largo proportion of the agricultural pro ducts of the American states , and by the encouragement of invention the producing power of the laborer has boon infinitely increased. The prices of dry goods , groceries , clothing , boots and shoes and farm machinery have meanwhile - while boon reduced at least 50 per cent , BO that the purchasing power of a bushel of grain is today about 200 per cent greater than in 1802. Railway freight rates have also declined and in a still greater ratio. Interest on money is not ovur half what it was in the Mississippi valley thirty years ago. Taxes , as com pared with ether nations , are remark ably low. and thn per capita of circula tion is twice what it wan in 181W. It is greater than in any ether country ex cept Franco , leaving the wilucat our- ronoy of Argentine out of consideration. These are facts which demagogues omit in discussing the economic condi tions now existing. They uro entirely ignored by a political party which has recently announced as its principal roapon for existence that the nation is "brought to the verge ot moral , politi cal and material ruin" by the legisla tion of the nation , for which the re publican p.vrty is chiefly responsible. If wo are to compare recent changes in : rep values the result Is still favorable 'or the farmer , prices in IS'Jl ' and in the ast four years having boon materially higher than for the four years im- inodiutoly preceding , while at the same imo the prices of manufacture ? of loarly every kind havo. been greatly ro- duced. It is only fair in discussing these natters that the facts as they exist bo ivcn their full weight. Wo must all admit that there are problems of serious moment to the wol- 'aro of all classes presented at this time. The relations of labor and capital , of production and consumption , of individ ual rights und corporate aggrandize ment , of transportation and markets and a hundred ether factors of modern ifo to each other present new and com plicated conditions with which the indi vidual and legislative intelligence of the country must grapplo. The unfair ness of the discussion as conducted by the more or loss gifted leaders of what s termed the people's party is found in ; hcir olTorts to array the agricultural classes against capitalists engaged in occupations dependent upon , but in argo measure separated from , agriuul- , uro. Until the people of the country disconnect themselves from this false method of reasoning and are ready to admit the existing conditions and base their propositions for the betterment of nun kind upon actual fuots very little of good to the community in general can : omo from the present agitation. THK LAWS DKLAl'S. The startling statement is made in the public press that of the 10,19(5 ( murders lnown to have boon committed in this country within two years but 552 of thu murderers sufforoa death for their crimes. It is further remarked that of these 322 were lynched and 2150 executed in purfiuanco of law. It is generally bo- Hoved that the undiscovered murders outnumber those discovered. The olleot of thuso generalizations is that hardly one murderer in fifty IH duly punished according to the law of the land. In crimes ot loss degree the proportion never detected is likewise largo and the acquittals outnumber the convictions in cases brought to trial. The thinking reader will contemplate these admitted facts with no lit.tlo con- con ? . IIo will ba forced to the conclu sion Unit the enforcement of criminal laws in this country is far from buocess- ful. There must bo grave defects in a system of criminal jurisprudence whore those conditions are possible , or this re markable failure of justice could not ensue. It Is a sad commentary upon our cumbrous system of courts and our costly methods of procedure that but 230 murderers out of perhaps 20,000 are brought to sutt'cr the penalty of the law. The resort to lynch law in bo many cubes is the direct result of the failure to con vict in our courts , and in vlovv of the statements herein it is noteworthy that the proportion of cnso'jwhora the people take the law into their own hands 1 * so small , The reasons for this unsatisfactory Etuto of affairs are n jmorous. They are chiefly duo , however , lo the carelessness of courts und the indllTorunco of the people to enormities with which they have become too familiar. The ten dency to discharge crimlnalH upon mere technicalities and the insnlTorablo do * lays incident to criminal practice nro uUo in a great measure responsible , Now trials , appeals , continuances , and ether pretexts for delay contribute to the final acquittal of many moil whoso crimes can neither bo condoned nor their guilt fairly questioned. From tha preliminary trial to the supreme promo court the machinery of the law in the hands of shrewd attorneys can bo manipulated to postpone the linnl verdict until it becomes almost u hope less task for the moat industrious prosecutor cuter by reason of forgotfulnosti or dis appearance pf miUcrir.l witnesses to prevent - vent acquittals in cases whore all the circumstances clearly point to the guilt of the accused.1 Take Iho Neul cuai ia this county at * an instance. It was two years from the dale of the com mission of the atroloH \ murder before the crime WAS expiated upon the gal lows. Thn costs of tiio tri-tl all told could not have fallen short of 810,000. There is , however , u remedy. It rests in public sentiment. When the people of a community domain ! the enforcement of law with sulllo ont vigor lo impress courts and court olllcorn , the dilatory tactics for the success or want of MIO- cess of which the judges nro in great measure responsible are not so frequently resorted to and the trials are pushed , not with undue haste , but with the dis patch necessary to meet the ends of justice. . A/lM/MfJtM VAXAlj I'HOMOTIOX. A convention was held in San Frati- ciflco the past week , composed of dele gates from nearly svcry county in Cali fornia and from numerous commercial bodies , the object ot Which was to encourage - courage national action toward the com pletion of the Nicaragua canal. The convention adopted a memorial to congress - gross setting foilh that the construction of the canal Is necessary to the .success ful defense of the Paoillu coast , in time of war , and to the commercial success of the whole nation in time of peace , and presents the advantages to bo gained in time and distance from "tho projected watorway. 'I'ho memorial states Unit in the very nature of things at tills time reasonable exchanges between the two most distant sections of our country nnd between all parts of the far west and iuropo are impossible , because the dls- .tinco by water around the Horn is too eng , and by land there is no effective rater competition. The only romndy 'or the evils complained of ia the con- truction of the Nicaragua canal , which , the memorialists say , will forma lommcrcinl linu binding together the wo sides of the American continent and fomenting oven moro closely Iho ties ivhlch unite the western , southern and lorthorn parts of our common country. The memorial declares it to bo a patri- tic duty and a commercial necessity to build the canal , that it should bo built : iow , and th.it it should bo controlled by ho United States. Resolutions were adopted asking the governor of Cali- 'orniu to communicate with the gov ernors of nil states nnd territories ooking lo the holding of a national con vention in Juno for promoting the con struction of the canal. In a recent public address by ox-Sen ator Warner Miller of Now York , who s president of the canal construction company , the importance of this work -o - the whole country , and especially to the Pacific coast , was elaborately set 'orth. Whilst wo hnvo built a number of transcontinental railroads , wo have not made it possible to carry the raw produce of one soctinn to the ether , The largo products of the Pacific coiist Becking cheaper transportation than , hat afforded by the railways have to go to the markets of the world around Capo Horn , requiring up to six months' voy ages. The result is that the Pacific states find themselves further away rora the markets of the world than any ether part of the world , and it is not possible that that great territory on Iho' Pacific coast will over bo thoroughly developed or densely populated unless it can bo brought into closer connection with the other portions of the earth. The distance from S in Francisco to either Liverpool or Now York around the Horn is nearly 1G,000 , milos. Cut the isthmus at Nicaragua and the dis tance from San Francisco to Now York is only 4.9CO miles , and to Liverpool a trillo over 7,000 miles. Thus by the construction of iho canal of 170 miles , San Francisco would be brought 10.000 miles nearer to Now York and to the markets of tbo world than it is now. The dis tance between tlieso points would ba reduced nearly one-half the circuaifor- once of the globe. The Nicaragua canal wouldbo of very great value in enabling the manufac tured products of this country to roach the markets of Central and South Amer ica and tno Orient. In order that wo may command these markets wo must bo able to reach them moro cheaply than Europe , und this uivuntago the Nicaragua canal would give us. With this waterway completed merchandise from the Atlaatlc coast can got to the Pacific ocean and roach all the nations of the Orient ever a line of transporta tion Ii.000 miles loss than from-Europe. The 8'iving of distance would of course moan a saving in the cost of transpor tation. For these reasons it is not too much to oxpcct that within ton yovrs : aftot- the oanal is open the United States will have substantial control of the trade lying around the Pacific as far west as Shanghai , and certainly the commerce of the west coast of South America and of Japan and Coroti und of the eastern coast of China. When it is romeinbarod that the popu lations of these various countries amount to more than 75,000,000 the importance of cultivating closer trade relations with them bscomos manifest , but under pres ent conditions wo are not able to compote pete witn Europe in these markets , The advantages enjoyed by Europeans would very largely como to UB with the completion of the Nicaragua canal. It IB not to bo doubted that the people of that entire country uro rondy to join hands with those of the Pacific const in promoting the completion of this enter prise oy every practicable and proper means. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ COXSOMD.lTllfa FOHKION MISSIONS. The report of the houao committed on foreign affairs in favor of reducing the number of foroiern missions by consoli dating several of them , and proposing ether changes in the diplomatic and consular service , T presents a matter which merits careful consideration , The report says that the great facilities of transmiuaionand interchange of thought in every matter connectsd with foreign countries dispenses to some extent with the need of foreign representation. In addition Ui this the country has grown to such in agin t tide as to enjoy the regard of other nations , which gup.runtoea her aguinsi foreign insolence , outrage and ( % iuseless war. In view of tikis the committee is of the opinion Hint very much might bo safely done in reducing the number of our ministers by consolidation of several countries under one mission , and recommends - mends that tliib ba done with DoumarK , Sweden nnd Norway , Colombia and Ecuador , and Porit uul Bolivia , A re duction of the aasJ-Icsof consuls general at London , Livi\j \ | > eel , Paris , Havana nnd Ulo is also rwiommondcd , salaries of consuls at a number of points are rod - d u ceo and the cmnyonsatton of consular officials whoso salary Is $1,000 is made dependent on foosj. This is u ui.ittor ' with which politics should'hnvo nothing to do. The only question to bo con sidered is the possible effect of such changes upon tlio International interests of the country. 'tylicro can hardly bo any difference of'tfplnlon among intel ligent jnon as to the necessity of a great nation like the United States maintain ing a capable and olllclont diplomatic" and consular snrvtco. If wo did not have the example of ether countries to warrant this view our own experience would amply do no. A hotter under standing and appreciation of the value of this service has boon obtained during the past dozen years than In all the previous history of the country , for the reason that this service has become much loss than formerly an asylum for stranded politicians. The last four ad ministrations have sought to improve , in a practical direction at least , the foreign service of Iho government , and the ef fort hns boon productive of good results. Especially is this true regarding our consuls , who are generally active and zealous in the discharge of their dutlesj But there Is certainly much weight in the argument that the facilities of in- tormitiondl intercourse dispense to some extent with the need of foreign repre sentation , and if it bo practicable to effect the consolidation of cortnin missions without endangering our in terests it would unquestionably bo well to do so. With regard to the consular service , tllo proposed reduction of sal aries is of questionable wisdom. These are not moro than sulllciont to induce good men to accept the positions , and economy in this direction might have the effect to lower the character of the service. In comparison with the com pensation ot similar representatives of othni- great commercial countries the consular olllcials of the United States are not overpaid. It is doubtless true that no difliculty would ever bo ex perienced in finding , men to take those positions , whatever the compensation , but that does not justify a moan and niggardly policy'and besides the aim should be to encourage the most capable men to seek this service. If the tenure was permanenttho cose would bo some what different , bu't ' in any event the United States can afford to pay its prin cipal consular representatives salarieo that will onuole.thom to live in a man ner comporting .Avith the character of their position and the dignity and wealth of the nation , und not to dolhis will invite a deterioration of the ser vice , because it will become what it for merly was for half a century or longer , a refuge for politicians whom the people hud discarded. THE pending i otion in the national sonata is to strike out the provision in ; the'Indianjappropriatioo/bill for the assignment - ' signmont of army ofllcors to duty as In dian agents' Itis ; qutte-likdy , however , thnt tho'tnotion will ndlTpro"vail , though * it will bo urged by the chairman of the committee on Indian affairs. Ordinarily his strenuous opposition wo.uld bo con clusive , but in this instance there are moro forces than appear on the surface back of the proposition for placing mil itary ofilcors in charge of Indian agen cies. THK BEU thinks it very unwise to disturb the present administration of Indian affairs. It is admitted that the Indian service has never boon upon so high a piano of both honesty and effi ciency , nnd it will bo unfortunate for the welfare of the wards of the nation to inject joct this now element of uncertainly into the problem. TUB Philadelphia Times , with its'char- nctoristlc Quaker indifferoiic oto consequences quences , says Hamlet is played-out west to good houses when the title of the play is changed to "Was Ills Nibs off His'NutV" Undo.- its Shakespearian name the box receipts are insignificant. The Philadolpoiu Times is closer to the truth than it supposed. People in the west having hoard Edwin Booth's in terpretation of the character of ttio melancholy Dane decline to have it spoiled by barn-stormers and ether am bitious empirical tragedians. . Ilonco it is that the manager of a Hamlet com pany may seek to disguise the fact that this masterpiece which Booth has helped to make immortal is to bo pre sented by inferior talent , The west is wild and woolly , no doubt , but the west is discriminating. ALMOST every school building in Minneapolis is surrounded by a well kept lawn. The grounds uro hand somely enclosed , the buildings are at tractive in architecture und the promises are kept in excellent repair. Omaha can learn a good deal about being tidy and attractive from the Flour City ol Minnesota. Jtl-ltU4f4lt ) 111 I'UCU. CMtiilo Kcu-t. Let the dead and'th'o boautUul roit. Free silver ia gone to m&t'tho ' force bill. ClutiH Hm-r'ifaVf ' ully Huf , ' ru < l. rJifWgii Times. After much prot ittoH to tno contrary C/'laus Spreckles Imndropped amiably Into t Ho clutches of ttioSu'gar Irust , tbo I'lilladol phia reilnery bolnJR"'turnod ever to that organization in con pratlon of $7,000,000 In trust certificates. } i0 | Allvlrn. St. I'au } ItU surmised tbntn wlioraver you find a farmer about now \\q \ received a "field your wheat" circular anil took the udvlca it con tained. you will find1 man who feoU a deal lllce kicking itomobody aii'l who would ( irefor It should Do the man who devised that circular , _ Truck Nturo It Uhlcayo Hut , Whllo honoit republicans ana honest democrats In co'iurim nro lighting for honest - est money , the Illinois supreme court has decided that old boots , decayed beans , nticlout egg * uud rancid butter are full lo al louder when lorcod upon hired men lu payment for their sorvioui. , An Irroilitlliln Uumlilnulloii. ( -'tiictnmtl Ciiminrrrfcif A Pennsylvania man has invented a walk- It ) } ; stick for political parade * . It is uollow and contains the American Hag , which can ho unfurled as ocoision calli , A moro popu lar , If not moro patriotic invention o ! hollow- , would bo a cnno providing liquid ro frcshment for the wcnry statesman on the long inarch. Thcntrlrnl ItmlonrM , A'cir Voifc THImnf. Says the Indianapolis Mows : "Thoro Is a serious Invasion of everybody's comfort at ho theaters hero. U Is the Indofnnslbla mbit of RrabbliiK hats , shoes ana wraps as n lorformanco n tsars the end , nnd the moment , ir frequently before the moment , when the loll for tno final curtain sounds to rush for ho door.1 Unfortunately UiU hnd habit Is not peculiar to Indianapolis , as any ono will entity who ROCS to the theater In this city , n churches also In this city It Is the custom of many unthlnKlng in on to annoy over/ ono around thorn by putting on their overcoats vhllo the benediction Is bolnp pronounced. L'hotrobjoct can't bo to save tlmo , for tlioy don't cot out a moment sooner on account ot heir unmannerly hasto. .liiliu Cliliiamuii UIIIMVI n Tlilnc or r\ro. I'MhuMiMa lltcunl. Our orojont treaty with Great Britain pro vides that any parson who is a British &ub- cot shall ho admitted free of entry nnd with Ight of rosldcnco In the United Statns , 1'aHlnp advantage of this pap , six Uhlnamon oachod Montreal n few days ago , were inturallzjd by the superior court , and straightway loft for Now York. They were inltcd on the border , hut their naturnllr.a- Ion papers being all right they had to bo ad- nlttod. The thought will suggest Itself to nany minds thnt a poonlo as smart as these night not raalco such an undesirable class of tmnlgrante , after all. At nil events , enough of them might bo lot In to glvo our statesman a row practical hints on the framing of ro strlctlvo treatios. AKJ.VS Wind. The pools. That tired feeling. Theatrical ucnoilts. Vacuum in the coal bin. Bits of green grass n-suowlnjr. Loungers In the street corners. The shop windows full of light fabrics. The frayed luolc on the men's overcoats. The noisy ehnttor of the birds in the morn ing. . The woman's query : "How are you hav- ng it mndoi" The chill of tno mornings and evenings and the warmth of the midday sun. The man who pushes an Ice cream cart with ono hand and rings u boll with the ithor Is on the streets. Uluo birds may bo a little scarce , hut spring is now i.ll right. Tliough springtime you ball , since you think it a boon A path through the wild wood to trace , It hurts whoa you think how that dear girl will soon Have frecKles all ever her face. I'urk Improvement * . OMAHA. April 2. To the Editor of TUB BEE : For the information of the people of the northern nart of tbo city who , with pleas ing public spirit , offered to plant trees on Arbor Day in the now park lands , without cost to the city , 1 wisu to say that it is the decision of the Park commissioners to plant trees for future use iu the now parks In nurseries , from which they will bo trans planted hereafter. The 'reasons for this action are that iho titles to the lands will not bO'acquircd until it will 1)0 too late to plant with safety this year , that no time will bo lost by ihls course , and , what is moro im portant , successful planting cannot bo done on land that Has not been somewhat prepared for the purposo. GBOIIGB L. Miu.Kit , President of the Pane Commissioners. SOME UlUK WOKOll til'OKKf TJKST. . Columbus I'ost : "Faith" was described by an Olilo uoy as "cxneclln' something you ain't ' togll. " Boston Jester : "Your tie. Mr. Inlllnci. ! ! Is sadly disarranged. " "Thank you. Miss Smllax , won't you arranxo It for mo. "I'm 'afraid If I did , you'd 'want me to arrange another. " Washington Star : "Doosyonrpastorpormlt himself to make jokes In tliu pulpit s aid ono lady to another. "Oh , yes. " was the answer in an apologetic tone ; "bill they nre never very good ones. " Now York Herald : Bond Is your tenement ono of these now. common sense buildings ? Torwllllirer Wolf , ft Isn't so voiy now. but it lias all the common so cuts und some that are really niilqno. She Isn't an angel , She Isn't a goddess , She Isn't a lily , a rose or a pearl ; SheS simply whut'H sweotuut , Complutest uud neatest. Dear little , Queer little , Sweet little girl. Kate Field's Washington : Mrs. Youug- linsbaua Dear , you will hure to glvo mo flO extra this week. -Mr. YouiiK-Husband Why , Clara ! Did I not glvo you the nocossiry amount , $18 ? That Mrs .Young-Husband Yes. but Tliavo boon trying tome of these reolues published In the papers for keeping u family ou $ G per week. Washfnston btar : "I'll give you this foun tain pen. " Niild the old gentleman to his son. "Thank you. " "It's the most fitting gift I could think of. " "WliyV" "It won't work. " CIIANOK 01' SKA.SO.VS. Huston Knt'K. The days of wlnteraro ovor. The snow and thu k-o have gone. Tito skate and the sled are b inlsned , And the biuo b.ill season Is on. And now , though the sides are cheery. Though the sun' * rays brightly pour , Look out fur death ? by the dozen , Deaths by thu many a sooro. They will not be your friends or relations Whoso aemlsM your heart-will pain , But those of the clerk who wants to go out From the store to thu base ball game. Illnglmintun Loader : Astronomers h.iyo fulled to direct attention to tlie faut thnt the tulter the moon Is the later sho's out nights. Boston Transcript : Tastes differ. Some people c-in see beauty oven In a looklng-gluHs ; othurs cannot. Oalvoston News : Man H not merely thu architect ot Ins own fortune , but ho must lay the bricks himself. LIFIS'N AJMSO.V. H'rlttf.n fur The lift. The world is full of carping ones Who never si-o thu light. Who Inoud and dwell In sorrow , And ihnch prefer thu nliiht. Whoso plulnt IH never answered. Who hocm lo rather b The kind Iho Hood Hook spuaks of As "thu blind who will not sou. " Thu plnslng of the happy blrJs They never BOOIU to hoar. Thu bloomliu llowttra , thu sweet , fresh air , The sunshine bright and oloar , Aru all lo ( hum iinnotlc-ud. Until some dark , black cloud O'c'i-lmiiKS thouarth , and then their cry Is earnest , Ion ) ; ana loud , Wo read that "Hope eternal snrlnes Within uavh human breast , " And how that "man Is novur" quite , "Hut always to bo li'nst.1' ' ' Contentment tho' ! If ft for in 'Tin blosHlnti'M InrgcNt uurt ; And n.ipoy U tin ) iu-iii who ouu KnsLirJnu It In hlx heart. If wu look nnd see about us Tha troub.o nil must boar. And now and than notu some frill ouo With more then aoonis his shun ) . Them is i-oiu | > eiisatlon KOinowhuro , Although wu boo U not. If It only tends to make us moro Hubmlsslvo to our lot. Of roursu | | Is but. natural Tiut | sorrows tomuilmt : * eome. For Ufa Is made of light and uli.ido. And ontur.H In oiu-h liomuj Hut llmru'n much wo tun ho thauUfut for , And wo should f eapu thu bin Of li.trrln , ' all the hiinshlnu out Tobiiut thosliuuow * In. Thu men whoso mark U made upon The hlitory of Time , All bgro their troublm bravely , With forttuuu | Mihllmc. If roses did not Htrow thulr path , They did not H tnridtlstli. Hut roused thuim > ulvui unoVtrlod ugaln , Hcsolvod toduordle. If wo always hunt the Itiigntcit side , This moral tit Imiiruni , Ami ever strive lohldu from view Whatever mulit < llstre . Wo lll nmko the world 1.01110 hotter , Ami 1 cannot nut bullovu Wo will hulp uursoJvea and other * tlo' great lts. on to uclileve. IT WILL INSURE ANYBODY Now Methods of a Life Company Booking to Do Business in Nebraska HOW IRRIGATION IS EXTENDING Mntly Attics of Ditch Already Ituitt liy riirntPM unit .Many Morn iiB ( IriKlliiR NcbriiHkii Schools Lincoln Nut on. LINCOLN , Nob. , April 2. [ Special to Tun Br.n.J A. II , Babcoclt , In charge of the Insurance department of the stnlu , today ro oclvcil an application from a Ufa Insurnnco company up nt Si. Paul for 11 cortlllcato tailo business in the state of Nebraska , The only thliif * reninrkihlo about the application is the fact thnt It comes from n company thnt represents an entirely now Idon In Ufa In surance. The company Insures only these applicant ! who Imvo boon rejected by the old line companies. For Instance , it will Issue n policy on ttm Ufa of a man who Is known to como from n family In which con sumption or kindred dlscaso Is known to bo hereditary. All risks tlmt nro lookca upon as objcctlonnhln oy ether companies nro wel comed by this now competitor in the Held , Mr. Uabcock says that the papers of the company liavo boon carefully oxamlnod , and that tliero Is no doubt but that the company is doing a perfectly loRltlmato business. It will receive n certificate nccordlnily. Moro Supplies Contracted l' ' ° or. The Uoard of Purchase and Supplies this morning finished up the work of opening bids for supplies for the several state Insti tutions. The following contracts were awarded : Asylum for the Insane at Hastings Cloth- ing. Folk & LllooMi ; boots and shoos , ICIrby & Day. Asylum for the Insane at Norfolk ClothIng - Ing , Baum liros. ; boots and shoos , Morris Mayer. Hospital for the Insane at Lincoln Cloth ing , A. Hurlbut ; boots and shoes , Bander- son , Sehucnnan & Davis , Now Irrigation Company. Still another Irrigation comoanv was In corporated today. It was the Union Irri gating and I'uwor company , and it is an enterprise of Douol county citizens. It has n capital of $20,000 and will conllno its opera tions to Douel and adjoining counties. In this connection it may be stated that the Im pression prevailing In some quarters that these Irrigation companies hnvo done but little nioro than to Ilia articles of Incorpora tion Is cuth'cly incorrect. Labor Commis sioner Audros , who has been visiting the western and sou thorn oart of the state In order to nmko a personal Inspection of tbcso now systems , stated today that ono com pany inspected by him In southern Nobrasu. % had within the past season completed ditches and laterals aggregating 200 miles. Other companies wore In actual operation last sum mer , ono company in Scolts Bluffs county operating fifty miles of aitches with unquali fied success , ( Inulhifj N'clirnslm Schools , State Superintendent of Public instruction Goudy has taken up a lu'ich ' needed reform in the matter of the grading of the country sphools of tbo state ol Nebraska. In a letter addressed to the county superintendents of the state today ho rofeM to the matter at length. In the latter ho uses the following words , wnich will hardly fail to bo under , stood : Now thorols no sufficient reason for this haphazard , nnbuslncss-llko plnylnir at edu cating our children in the country schools : a course of study Is us practicable in the coun try schools as In the city scliooU ; u plaoo to begin , u Him ) to continue and u place to stop In the study of any subject and u systemat ically arranged serlnsof subjects Is as noees- sary and as fruitful or aoud results In nno of these schools as In the uthrr ; the proress of the pupil Is more rapid , his Interest U deeper , his attendance is more rojuljir'Inf the h'chool whoso affairs are administered according to a well dollncd syMom , and necessarily his work la nioro thoroughly done because it Is moro In telligently Hone. The trustcus of the rnnil districts , bv the aid of the county superin tendents , .seconded by the teacher , can work a involution and brlni ; about Krand result * In the common schools by taklnir the .stops In the direction of the grading of the country schools. Union Veterans In Nebraska. The roster of soldiers , sailors and marines now liviiifr In Nobrastta was received from the publishers today and already a largo de mand for the work has beau raado upon tbo secretary of state. Too book comprises D54 pages and contains the saino of ovcry union veteran who is known to reside in Nebraska , together with hii company and regiment and his present postofllce uddross. The veterans are grouped under the states from which they nro enlisted. The record shows that 1)53 ) veterans who enlisted from the young terri tory of Nebraska still hold their residence within the borders of the stato. In addition to the rosier Secretary of State Allan has added a Inreo amount of valuable and Inter esting statistics which will not bo found iq other state publications. An Kxpnnslvo Jollification. Herman Sparschuh is a Jolly Bohemian living until this morning at 821 North Seventh street. Last night ho Invited in a party of cone-filial Bohemian spirits and in spired by the contents of a keg of beer which had boon brought In to adit to the hilarity of the occasion , the crowd were soon In the midst of a Jollification that lasted way Into the late hours of the nlghU In fact , the fcs- tlvltles might have continued until daylight but for an unforscon accident. In some man ner tbo steve XVBS overturned and before the party In Iho rooms were nwnro of the fnct iho li on so was In flnmcs. The wind was hlowincr a trnlo and before the tire depart ment could nrrlvo iho building was so far pone that the most strenuous efforts upon the pnrt of the ilrcmon lo extinguish the blaze was unsuccessful. Hut fo\v of the household ofTocts were saved und Ihcra was no Insurance on either building or furniture. Wltlitlrtm ItU Ol.Jnrtlnin. . Mr. Hichnrdson , propnelor ot the Windsor hotel , who has made an objection to the granting of n Hconso to Bud Lindsay to soil lliiuors In th ? building adjoining the hotel , appeared before the oxolso board and with drew his objections. Ho had boon led to bo- llovo that Llndsoy would conduct a disor- dorlv house , but at the mooting this morning ho slated that ho bollcvod now that his ob jections were unfounded nnil IhatLlndsey would run n respectable nnd orderly house. The Iciml objoctiLiis to thn granting of n II- cense to Llndsoy have not yet IMJOII with drawn. The oxolso board adjourned with out coming to n decision In regard to the matter. Coimliililn Mnllory'fl Kxrltlnp Adventure. The usual monotony of a constable's exig ence was varied somewhat by a little ox- norlonco of Constable Mallory last night , Mallory went to the house of Mrs. Emma Myrlok on South l < V > urtoonth street to rcplovln n sowing inaoluno. Mas. Myrlch didn't propose to have It that way nnd when the onicer appeared she belled her doors nnd defied him. Not to bo dotarrod ha procured an nxo nnd assaulted the boiled door. At this Juncture a , son nflho woman appeared and engaged In a tussel with the oonstablo which resulted In n victory for the latter. Ho then demolished the tlnor nnd carried away the machine In triumph. Odds nnd Kudu. During the month of March the Lincoln pollco force made Kill urro.Us. The Jailer fur nished 2G'J incnls nt n cost of $13.75. 1'ollco OfHccr Koano was removed from the force today by order of the mayor. The managers of thu Mav festival have secured - cured the Lansing theater for their annual entertainment on the evening * of May 1(5 ( , 17 and 18. The great tanor Cumpauinl will be ono of the .soloists. Messrs. Ulllingslov nnd Thompson loft for Topeka this nftornoou to consult with Koclc Island ofllcials in regard to the matter of closing up 1' street at isluotcouth , as well us in regard to ether matters. The Jury In the cnso of Aim Kane , who wanted $10,001) ) from the Uurllngton company , loday returned a vo.-dlct for the company. VOnUEIt K\1'1.US1OS MX Myntnrlons Allhlr Winch Called Out a Karen ill Police. NEW YOIIIC , April 2. An explosion on Willow street , near Cranberry , Brooulyn , last night at 12:45 : woke the entire neighbor hood and broke tbo windows in all the houses adjoining. The ontlro pollco rojorvos of the Second precinct were called out by the ex plosion. The neighborhood Is quiet and old- fashioned. No. 41 Willow street Is the rosi- aonco of William V. Whiting , 47 is Charles L. Smith. Across tha street lives John Me- Dormott nt 44 and Horatio King at 40. Dr. and Mrs. Lyman Abbott llvo nt 5(1. ( The ponder was exploded in tha gutter in front of Mr. HecKnagol's house , three doors from the Cranberry street corner. It loft n black murk on the stones of the putter and shook the mortar from bcnoalh them. The explosive was probably In a tin can and ihoro were several pounds of it. A half yard of felt picked near bji may have been used for wrapping , A piece of blaclc powder fuse was also found near bv. Tha police could not loa'rn that anybody hnd bean in the struct and no person in tbo neighborhood is Known to have any enemies. They Will Not Dul > t . PUOVWBNCE , K. I. , April U. The demo cratic committee has rejected the proposition of the republican state committee for a joint debate between ex-President Cleveland and cx-Govornor Cnmnbcll and ox-Spcukor Ueod . and Governor McKlnloy. Han Cleared tlin llcsorvallon. CHICAGO , 111. , April 2.-Colonel Wade , who was last week ordered to clear the Arupahoo and Choyouno reservations of intruders , hns telegraphed General Milns that the orders have been obeyed. - * "A KISS IIK TOOK. " Lillian J'litnlretl , fi San Fntnrbra OilL A kl s ho took and a backward look. And her Heart croiv suddenly lighter : A trifle , yon .say , to color a day ; Yet tin ) dull jr.iy morn seomud brighter. For hearts are such that a tender touch May banish a look of sadness ; A small , slight thing can make us sing , Uutu frown will check onrglaflnoss. The cheeriest ray alonn our way Is the little net of kindness , And the keenest stlns some unroless thing That was done in n. moment of blindness. Wo can bravuly face llfo In u homo where strife No foothold can discover. And bo lovers still , If wo only will , Though youth's bright days are over. Ah. sharp as swords cut the unkind words That are farboynml ruuiilllii ; ; . When a face lies hid 'noalh n colllii-lld , And hitter tuars are falling. Wo fain would clvo half the lives wo live To undo our Idle acornlnz ; Then lut us not mlns the emllo und kiss Whan ue part In the light of morning. PROWNING , * * . S CO. \ \ > G'oruai" lutil Ull ! Duilj'lli Jtf. Something New in a Hat We've got the best thing in a hat you ever saw. We're going to sell it as long as it lasts for $1..65. It's a stiff hat , in the ( latest style. We've got lots of them. It's a hat that will wear all season and be a good hat still. It's good enough for any Omahan and it's good enough for you. If we asked $2.50 for it we'd get no more than it's worth. Our $3.50 hat is sold in hat stores for $4.50 , and our $2,50 stiff hat is not quite as good as the $4.50 hat but it's worth lots more than $2.50. Now remember , this hat we sell for $1.65 is the newest thing out , and while it isn't a $5 hat , it's a mighty good hat for $1.65. It's the very best thing ever seen in Omaha. We will save you money and please your taste with our new spring suits and overcoats. Browning , King & Co ' ' - W. Corner Ijth and Douglas St