THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : SOTDAIUIUL 3 , 1892-S1XTEEN PAGES. 15
M. Quad's Corner.
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BROTHER GARDNER'S ADVICE
He Gives Shindig "Watkins Some Homely ,
Plain-Spoken Advice.
"DOAN1 GET SWELLED UP WID PRIDE"
The Gruat riillf > ) > linr ol tbn Limp-Kiln
Club HjHtnk * WolRhty Word * ol
IVltdiun to n Ucpartlnc
J'o'llower.
Onnit ,
. n. Lewli.\ \
It has boon understood for some time
past that Shindig WntkinB , ot the Llmo-
kiln club , W&K going to remove toColum-
bus , O. . where inducements wore hold
out for him to open u. stand for the siilo
of old-fushionod pumpkin plos und fried
Cftkos. At the last regular mooting of
the club , after the transaction of routine
business , Brother Gardner called Shin-
dlt * to the front and said :
"Bruddnr Walking , JV.o bin told dat
yo' talk o'lcabin us. "
"Yes , Bah. "
"Gwine down to Ohio to sot up in bl-
ness fur vo'Boir1:1"
"Yes , hah. " .
"Wall , dis club will miss yo' , an each
member will bo sorry to BOO you go.
While yo' am not a brilliant man ,
neither hev yo' spit on do stove nor
broken any lamp chimneys. As dis am
do last rneotin bufo' yo'r dopnrtur' , I
wish to say a few fatherly words to yo' . '
"Yes , ah. "
"In do fust place , pay up all yo'r debts
bofo' yo' start Hud "cicoro left Roma
owin for house rent , Groceries , bacon an
BO on , ho could ncbber nev achieved
greatness. In do DCX' place , if yo' hev
bin mad at anybody lease yo' couldn't
apreo about do aipe of Noah when he
entered do ark , go to him an ell r yo'r
hand an make peace. "
"I has dun iu , eah. ' ' replied Shindig.
"Doan' fro down to Ohio foelin' dat yo'
am doin' do stait a great favor by
cumin' , and doan' attempt to put on
Btylo ober do people yo' meet. If yo'
had nebbor bin bo'n into dis world de
Btait of Ohio would hev got along jist de
same. She wants yo'r punpkin pies an'
yo'r fried cakes , but she wouldn't bust
jup if she didn't git 'em. It will , of
o'se , ko known that yo' am a member
of die Lime-kiln club , an' aldermen ,
judges and ebon do guv'nor will stop to
shake hands wid yo' . Doan' let yo'&olf
git swelled up wid pride. Be jest proud
'nufl to go right on tondin' to bizness ,
but not proud 'null to bust to pieces like
& biler cnrryin' too much steam. "
"Yes , sah , " answered Shindig.
"Doan' laud in Columbus wid any
portieklnr motto on yo'r banner. 'Ex
celsior' is u very good motto , but it sel
dom pans out anythin which do owner
feels proud of. Mottoes war' all right
200 y'ars ago , -when laud was cheap an
yo' could vote as often as yo' wanted teen
on 'leckshun day , but limes hev changed.
In-old times honesty was de best policy ,
but in deso days de man who buys a boss
am supposed to locate all de spavins fur
hisself. If yo' find dat yo' can mix a
lootle equash wid yo r punpkin an thus
wive expense un please do people jest as
well , yo' will p'obably do &o of yo'r own
accord. "
"Yes , sab. "
"I doan'know how yo' stand on de
quefshun of chickens , Bruddor Walking ,
but in gwluo into a new community I
reckon yo' had better go slow. Dat is ,
doan' let yo'r hankerin fur chickens git
do better of vo'r discreshun. Lot bacon
an codfish satisfy yo' until yo' Lev looked
around. Yo' are doubtless aware of do
d dat de torpedo chicken am an Ohio
fyinBhun , an dat ober 50,000 of 'em am
in use in dat Btait. In some cases whar
de torpedo chicken am in use yo' will
find a rod chalk marl : on de hencoop
doah ; in odders yo' take long chances.
Wake no decided move till yo' hev bin
in Columbus fur at least a month. "
"I doan' koor fur chicken 't all , Bah , "
replied Shindig.
"Don it's all do better for yo'.Bruader
Watkins , an jiat as well fur de chickens.
Now , about de society in Columbus. How
do yo' propose to start out ; " '
"My wife will gin a soiree soon arter
Vo git dar. Bah. "
"Dat's k'roct. Yo' will find three sorts
O' cull'd folkstcs in ebory town. De fust
strata um de waiters an' barbers , de
second de whitevrashers an' steve olacic-
ors , de third do common niggers who
job around by de day. Invite only de
lust strata to .yo'r soiree. Yo' must hov
ice croam. MUHSGB candy an' at least one
kind o' cake. Paper napkins will do ,
but yo' must not pass water around in a
tin dipper. If yo'haven't got tumblers
'nufl don use a couple of yaller bowls.
As de hofat yo' will bo 'spooled to w'ar
while gloves , n rod necktie an' n new
paper col lab. If dar am no boll on yo'r
doah den hire ono for the oucatthun. No
noireo was ebor a success widout a doah
Lell. If yo'hev ice orotun 'nufl fur two
dishes all around yo1 will at once ostab-
TT..11. yo'r&elf in do first strata. Now.
about yo'r Hnnnshul btandin' . Was yo'
'fi-wino to tell oborybody down dar dat
yo' was in de punpkin pie an' fried cake
blzneBB pimply to occupy yo'r thoughts
while waitin * to invest $75,000 sum-
wharoY"
No , Bah , " said Shindig. "I ehau't
flun no braggin 't all. "
"Dat's right. Yo' needn't tell obory
body dat yo' only had tweuty-eoven dollars -
lars left alter reachln' the town. an yo'
needn't carry de ideah flat it makes 3-0'
tired to cut oft yo'r coupons. Take u
port o' middle course. Pay casin for
what yo' buy , an' if de report spreads
around dut yo' am a raillvonniro , don't
admit or deny it. Yo' will attend
church of c-o'soV"
"Yes'Bah. "
"If 1 nm not mistooken you was a Bap
f tist. Dat religion am 'all right , but
doan'be In a hurry. Da Methodist ro-
.llgun am also all right. If de Metho-
, .dlst church down dar has a sloe pi o an'
& boll in it , an' de Baptist church has
neither , it would bo policy fur yo1 to
, jine in wid do former. I is terry to bay
dat in dose degenerate days we judge a
. man's1 religion mo' by do'ouUido looks
oh do moetin' house dan how ho acls in-
1 ilde oh it. Dat's about all , Brudder
Watkins , a * ' yo' idn fool assured dat in
ine away from dis dun , of which yo'
v bin a member almost from do organ-
itnshun , yo' leave only friends behind.
WafiUall wont to hear from yo1 often ,
an' wo shall iiupo to hev yo'r spaerit wid
us nt ebery rc Uir moouoV It am not
no custom ol de club to make presents
on Ioh occnshuns as din , hut if yo' will
call at ray cabin befo1 o' go I will give
yo' a rocfpe fur chilblains , tin' also tell
vo * how to pick out a ripe waterraollyou
from de groom one * in n patch on a dark
night. De mestin' will now bust upa n
go homo.
T1IE ARIZONA KICKER.
EXPLANATORY. The editor of The1
Kicker started for Lone Tree on Friday
last to collect soon overdue subscrip
tions , but fully expactod lobs back Mon
day morning. That day and yesterday
passed without bringing him , and we
have taken charge and issued the in-
alile pagus. Wo are the agricultural
editor.
LATUU. Early this morning we re
ceived a telephone message from Half
Way to the effect that the editor was
soon on Sunday ridingin hot pursuit of
Tom Jackson of Loao Tree , who owed
for two years' Rtibscrlption. Tom was
ahead , but the editor was gaining.
THE LATEST. .Tusl as wo go to pros s
a telephone message from Lone Tree an
nounces that the cowboys on Colonel
Kyle'j ranch have got hold of the odilor
and will probably lynch him. Wo were
asking for furlhcr particulars when the
wire was cut ,
DO.V'T CALL Wo respectfully re
quest of those who have a grievance
against the editor that they delay call
ing at the otllca until his return. Major
Henderson came in yesterday to shoot
him for an article which appeared two
weeks ago , and , although it was nx-
plaiticd to him that we were only tem
porarily in charge and not personally
responsible , he shot two bullet holes
through our hat and otherwise un
nerved us. We don't want any more
such callers. Wo are a purely agricul
tural editor from Boston , and a man of
peace. When our sulary has boon raised
to SiO ; per week wo shall expect to t ake
some chances , but wo can't do it on SB.
WASTED His TIME Yesterday after
noon at 3 o'clock an individual known as
.Tim Purlong , who supposed the editor
of the Kicker was at home , rode up and
down the street in front of the office for
half an hour on an old mule , daring the
editor to come out and shoot the icicle
off the end of his no c. He was finally
informed of how matters stood , and ho
fired throe bullets into the front door
and rode off.
It is needless to observe that had our
chief boon home Mr. Furlong would
have made No. 11 in his private grave
yard. As it was , we made no demon
stration. We wore not only very busy
reading proof , but as stated elsewhere
we cau't. afford these luxuries on our
present salary.
Ax EXTRA. It is very likely that
an extra will be issued from this office
tomorrow or the day after , containing
the latest news from the editor. We do
not consider the second message as to
his whereabouts reliable. Knowing that
Colonel Kyle's cowboys were hankering
to get hold of him , lie would give the
rang a wide berth. If by accident he
fell into their hands they would have
allowed him to at least forward a brief
note. Cowboys are rather odd in their
ways , but they try to hang a man
decently.
Wo think the first report is the key to
the situation. Tore Jackson has ? refused
to come down with his cash. The editor
sighted him and gave chase. Wo think
he run him into the Black mountains ,
sixty miles beyond Lone Tree , sndthere
lost the trail , but is still lookfng for it.
We have many reasons to hope thai ho
will turn up safe and sound.
MR. ASD MRS. BOWSER.
"Mrs. Bowser , " began Mr. Bowser , as
ho laid down his papsr the othe'1 evening -
ing and put his thumbs in the armholes
of his vest , "on a oar this afternoon I
heard a wife asking her husband about
the Chilian question. "
"Yes , " replied Mrs. Bowsor.
It reminded me that you never seemed
to care what was going on outside your
own house. "
"I thought you didn't want to be both-
e'-od with quossionsV"
"Any and every husband should al
ways be willing , Mrs. Bowser , to furnish
his wife information. Suppose wo should
bo out to a card party and the name of
Diaz was mentioned ? I suppose you
wouldn't know whether hei-un a bank in
Chicago , or was the owner of a cattle
ranch in .Montana , "
"He has been president of Mexico for
several years , " she replied. "Is there
anything new in the Garza movement11"
Mr. Bowser's face betrayed surprise as
.he looked at her , but ho presently ob
served :
"Had you asked mo at any time what
overt act strained our relations with
Chili , I should have sought to make it
clear to you. "
"I have known what it was all along.
It was the outrageous attack made on a
number of men from the man-of-war Bal
timore while they wore ashore. "
"Yob just so ahnra ! " stammered Mr.
Bowser , as he regarded her with great
astonishment. "JSlrs. Bowser , no hus
band expects his wife to bo posted on
anything outside of society gossip and
the local news of the day , "but should she
oviuco an ambition to grapple with
something t > f greater moment he ought
to esteem it a duty to post her. While
on tbis subject it might he well for you
to usk any other ques'lion thut happens
to occur to you. In going down town
you may hoar the term 'reciprocity'
'
used by a couple of gentlemen in couve'r-
sation , It is well enough for you to
know what it alludes to , though , of
course , you cannot bo expected to
know"
"I know all about it. M % Bowsor ! "
she interrupted , "and am just finishing
a threo-page article for the Political
"Economist on thul subject. I shall have
it ready to road to you tomorrow night. "
Mr , Bowser stopped dead still , and
there wits a wabble to his loft leg as he
winked his eyes nud wondered if that
was Mrs. Bowser or fome strange
woman. He felt that she was getting
the best of him , hut he didn't propose to
admit it , and , it was with increased pom
posity and usjuranco that he said :
' riomo husbands contend thut the
Lord created woman simpl } ' to oversee
the house , but I am not one of them.
While you can't be "expected lo know us
much as I do , you can post yourself on
certain matters to your personal benefit
For instance , I presume you have at
some time or other noticed the tortng
'free trade' und ' '
'protection. They were
all Greek to you , of course , but had you
asked mo to explain" "
* 'You would have done BO , of course ,
but there was no call for it. After
three years' careful study of the matter ,
1 think I am pretty well posted. I have
been writing n weeldv article for the
last six mouths for a free trade organ ,
und have saved them for you to Tout :
over ! "
"You you have ? " lie irnsped , s the
wabble WUB communicated to the other
leg and he had to sit down.
"I was just writing an article this af
ternoon on socialism In Germany. The
emperor is taking decided steps to crush
out Die spirit , hut history will repeat it-
eelL Like the czar of Russia with the
nihilists , howill cmlr row turtner scod.
Inn't that yonr opinfon , Mr. Bowser ? "
Mr. Bowaer felt that n crisis had come.
Ho must act , and act speedily , or ho
would suffer defeat. With a mighty ef
fort he rose up and walked about for n
minute , and then said :
JS"Mrs. Bnwsor.J while I shall always
be cheerfully willing , as I said before , to
give you all information on general
topics , and while I am pleased to note
what an npt pupil you are , xvo must not
lose sight of the fact that thorehas been
n button off my overcoat for the last
throe days , and that there is a hole in
ono of ra'v socks , and that if 1 wore to go
upstairs" this evening I couldn't find n
shirt or collar or handker - "
"You could if you looked in your
dresier , " she interrupted.
"Do not interrupt me Mrs. Bowser ! "
he said as ho waved her into vacancy.
"Now and then I shall sit down and
seek to impart Borne of my knowledge
on general subjects , but don't you for
got the fact that this house has never
boon run on anything like svstom , and
that if I wasn't the most patient and en
during husband in the world 1 should
have sent you home to your mother long
ago ! I am now going to hod that is if
I can find a Insd which has nnv sheets or
quilts on it and which is not In use as a
freight car ! "
And having finally bluffed Mrs.
Bowser down bo began to smile and look
happy again , und before going to bed ho
sought to compliment her by saying :
"As soon as I post you up a little more
you'll be able to carry on quito an argu
ment with an ordinary man an ordi
nary man , Mrs Bowser ! " M. Ql'Al ) .
A To u oil 1 Mi ; Inrlili'iit.
One who looked the crowd over as wo
waited for the train would not have sot
us down as Jnrd-bcartod and iudiflerent ,
says a writer in the Now York Sun , but
so we proved lo be , , as a girl , not over II !
years of age , leading an old man who
was stone blind and very feeble , p.issed
slowly around the room 'soliciting alms ,
They got a penny hero and there : but
even those coins seemed to be given
grudginglyand those who gave nothing
consoled themselves with the reflection
that the pair wore frauds and really
needed no financial assistance. When
they had made the tour of the room the
girl led the old man to a seat in the cor
ner , and after a few words had passed
between them they began to sing a
hymn. She had a wonderful voice for a
child , clear and sweet , and his was a
deep bass. The hymn was that entitled
"Nearer , My God , to Thoe. " You have
heard it by a full choir , .accompanied by
the fatraitifc of a grand organ , bul you
never listened sointentlyas wedid there.
There was a plaint in that girl'b voice
which touched a chord , and there was a
' vor in the old man's ba s which sad-
n'vor
od you. TJiey sang low and soft ,
and they had not finished a vor.se whan
half of us were btanding up to see them
better. The girl kept her eyes on the
floor at her feet The sightless eyes of
the old man her father were raised lethe
the ceiling , and even his wrinkled face
crept a glad btnile as they finished the
chorus ;
'Nearer ' , my God , to thew
Nearer to thoo. "
The hymn was not finished when
every man began feeling for a contribu
tion and women opened their portemon-
naies. It was ditlorent now. They wore
no longer frauds , and every one was glad
to give something. Two or three were
ready to move about to take up a col
lection , but they waited for the end of
the hymn. When it caine to tne chorus
of the laht verse the old man was
singing bravely. Halfway through his
voice suddenly choked and the
last two lines were sung "by the
girl alone and died away in a sob and a
cry. All of us suw the old man's hoaJ
drop forward and his body lurch. He
would have fallen tothe floor had not
the girl seized and held him up. A
dozen of us were there in a moment , bul
we were too late. Thoold inan'b life nad
gone out as you breathe upon the flame
of a candle , and on his shon lips still
trembled the sacred uolos of the refrain :
Nearer to Thi'c ! "
-.troiiizs H > m
and specify in your purchase : that you want
coo < 3s made in Nebraska factories and pro
duced by Nebraska soil. All waisliies uud
spirits ol nny Irmd icauufauturoo by Her &
Co. and the Willow Siiriutrs distillery arc
made in the state and from Nebraska ( Train.
consuming U.OJJ bushels iior duv. insist
upon your dealer furuishinR bome uiado
coeds ; they are oqunl to the b'jst and cost no
more. Assist borne industries.
I1OXHI I'Olt TJIIC 1.A.IHES.
There is u dislincl efforl to revive double
skirts. Many of the new nioaols nave the
effocl of tue > ohiilrts , nil pluiu and overlap-
plug each other.
What troubles the housekeeper is the
thoucht that the minute ttio furnace htops
eating up coal , the refrigerator will besia
catitip up ico.
Her Mother I saw him kiss you I am
terribly bbockod. 1 did not suppose ho
would dare to do such a Ihincr. Herself
Nor I. In fact , 1 hot him he dldu't durc.
Watered RUUZO is a pnitty novelty. It Is
rtripod with the same color , uud then u
uatertnark floats over all , mauing-u most
uiry uud delicate effocc.
Thu popular drcss-Hlpcvos still have more
or loss fulness oa the shoulders , wailo very
many are in the mutton-leg bhape , lone , und
very close from elbow to wnst , and upon
huiidsomo snriut' gowns are nuisbed with a
fall of real lace.
If there is anything in this world that
arouses a woman's pity , it is to hear another
woman sur that she tiacln't received a Hiuglo
invitation to u millinery opening.
Souio prcilty little novelties for spring are
appearing ; among them is ji small shoulder
yoke of hhort , curled btiu'k feathers with
high collar. From the yoke falls a ivldo full
bertha of tinted heavy Juco and a mass of
luue hancs down the Iront.
Briaos btill bestow tbi'ir favor upon the
pearl white glove. While- dressed , Aud un
dressed cloves are both lu t.tylo , tbo latter ,
having the BofU2.it and daintiest tfieot , are
more generally used.
A uw idea for tailor gowns is the use of
hlaclr bilk scree. It is ouUroly plain except
u ueavy Bilk ttltchin ; on the edjros.
A btyilsh dress is of black cloth , the body
and waistband trimmed with Jot , Sleeves of
blnofc velvet.
The fashionable spring boot is laced. It is
very high , and must be made to order if n
woman hns any peculiarity of anlslo or calf ,
Jf the tops of laced boots are of bluok , it is
fttibioucole to have khoe laces to umtch tbo
fiown , und If bo desired u tiny bow of the
aniue color may bo fastened on at the top of
the boot to bide the place whore the laces
tie.
tie.PJUO
PJUO and de p russet tnoire skirts nre worn
under fuwii colored tirmcebse redlugotos and
French polonaise * . Russut mnlre vest und
sleeves trimmed with fawn silu , uud dark
brown gimp are then added to the bodice.
All black huts , bonnets and toques , with
color introduced in the triraminc , preferably
in lovely French flower wrsaths and dusters ,
bill' ' retain their vo uo for drossy wear ,
A curoful examination of new costumes
and garnitures sent from over the coa proves
roucluMvely that the roipu of headed decora
tions is Sur from belutr over. On the con
trary , Ihebo btylisu und effective trimmings
uppour in more varied , artistic and elaborate
devices than ever before.
Among the eccentricities for which mod
ern millinery U responsible one could hardly
llud auj thing more grotesque than the bon
net crown which looks exactly like uu in
verted collar box.
Very pretty lightweight silks surah , raw
veilleux , satin , htmgaline , eta , polka-dotted
wj111 till : iif a contrasting color rauuo charm-
luc toilnts with a skirt and low-cut corselet
at the dotted bilk , and a gaimna of plain
eurau and China Bilk the color of the dot ,
Mrs. A. Plomh
outers B crowded street car
with admirable sulf-po&sejsiou. She atJ-
vuucemtou inidulo-Ufroa man with an cpolo-
getic countenance , and exclaims effusively :
"Why , how QOyou do , Mr , Blank ) I'm so
clad to sea you ! " Ofcoursu it is not Mr.
Blank , uid she knows it , auO of course ihe
nocnrcs the scat which tic rcltnqtiUhcs in her
furor. Alas' ' who cao'WHhutnnd the wiles of
D wily woman' BustonfTl-nnscript.
There is a protlv Ammian RURgestlveness
In the prevailing fnnO 'for ' ribbon * , which
thread our loccs und p < fflutterinc , down our
garment * in prncnful festoons mid bow knots.
Green of a peculiar ilghlnud vlvlO shade la
moire weave will bo p Jnvorlto decoration
for summer gowns ot flowered Bilk und
foulard.
Younc girls' ball dresses have short und
full balloon alcoves t fauze or silk. For
older Dull dresses thtt.lffilcst lad ic lo hare
no shoulder simps whatever , hut the loco or
silk Is apparently fa'ddjbB to the shoulder
itself. The security of-tiio Hleevo is obtained
by iilnciug the bonus nhfl Unities underneath
and coinplctoly out of sight. It gives n very
uncnruin feeling , however.
Bv wnv of sllnpars tboro i really no limit
to the fanciful ideas whlrh ore thrown
out from the uop windows. A pretty
though simple form of slipper bun a patent ,
leather band , n shiny heel , while tne re
mainder of the slipper is of a color to match
the gown with which It Is worn. A largo
rosette of the sumo hue is fastened upon th
front ,
Mrs. Motherly Well , professor , my
daughter was hnro ycsterdiiy to have her
voice tiled. What do you thin U of ill Is it
best ndnpU d TO the opcrn or chnrch bolrl
Prof. Sangfroid Excasoz mol , randnmol Eel
is cot forze one , not ior r.o oJnir. Cct vlll
make a vulr good ulnrm for 7.0 burglnlro.
A sash of soft \vntorod f.ilk or satin bor
dered surah accompanies vo'-y many ol the
now savlish gowns designed lor curriuro nnd
visiting wear after Lent , nnd nnionc attrac
tive1 house toilets are those of sbeer und
beautiful French cballl , with , for instance , n
cream ground brocaded with forest violets.
Spnnp ulsters niipcnr in u vurioty of guises
nud many nro jaunty and chic. The fnvonto
silk soutucho ornamentation bus fouud its
wuy upon tbo ul Ur : , u wrap which was for
merly supposed to be too much of u rouch-
und-roudy utility gnrmeut to adopt Itself lo
any species of d'ecorntion.
A fantastic shape for n young girl is n full
crowned cap with vior made of flpo chip ,
tbo crown pulled over to ono side in rakish
fashion and u bunch of bows or ono or two
quill feathers thrust in the side. Ouo cop
which I saw hDd the crown of white chip ,
with the buw und undercro.vu baud of broud
striped blue nnd white chip.
Tea-gowns nnd negligees wore never more
lovely in material und graceful in outline
than now. They ure made of soft muterials
like the iiatiu-striped chullics and pale-tinted
crepes. Ono of tlio handsomest dresses of
this kind wni Imported from J'lngut. Jl wns
n pule Du Biirry rose crepon , with doop-
polnlod cuffs und collars in cavalier shape of
ecru Russian lare.
The sbosr and beau'iful clairotto fabrks
will again bo much used for stylish summer
gowns. Pretty bodices and sleeve * in an
tique style uro stteu adorned foi these dresb-
es. Ati attractive toiluttu of cream-white
clairette , rnaao in Ernpiro Jusbionis , trimmed
with white nud gold passementerie only two
inches wide , but exquisite in quality.
The reign of the short , full. Honn Deux
cape is liitoly to bo prolonged indeh'uitely. It
will certainly continue through the" hot
weather , for Imported models in luce. Bilk
and net uro already received Tbo oar.e in
cloth , cashmere , surah , 'etc. , is nlso a voiy
economical garment , nud uom us a rule
tustc/ully lined with sillciho front revtuls a
pleasing accentuation ot'aa-lor.
Uorxcii.Bt.rrrs , la. , Au ? . S , ' ! )3. ) Dr. J. B.
Moore : I feel it is notpifly a privilege , but
a duty , to say n goo'l w&'rd lor your Catarrh
( -ure. After doctoring with several of the
best specialists of the countrv without relief ,
I xvas advised to try vour Catsrrk Cure , nnd
um pleased to say I n'fl entire ! r cured. Yours
truly , ' \\r. A. STKOVG.
Traveling Agent Fairbanks Scale Co.
For bale by all druggists.
Most of the new traveling wraps are elegant -
gant und ladvllke nddltiims to the costumes
they are iutouded to protect , being made of
hflkvaro serge , roval liVmure. Italian reps ,
surah , heavy Victoria biftt , or Ir.am cashmere
or Henrietta-trloth. Iiue3-with tuffuta silu ,
anil hauaspmelv decoral ffd with arabesque
ornaments in rill : cord. '
WDODBlltlY'S FACIAL SOAP
ItH-tiio &fctnhcnlp nnd Complexion.
Tin1 ruBtflt uf ! ! 0 jiitirtt' exMjrIeucD ,
At Oio * ; < l > .tii or nnt l > < r nmil ,
[ &oe. A bituple ; Cnl.o and 128 inure
HurtL CD iJotmutiili'Xjr iinO Hennty ,
I lllustrfct il , mi bklti , bi iln. NCFVOUB
itii'1 lUmnl JH.cftsoH und Uiolr tract *
mcnt Hum Bt'ait'd. 'Oc.j JUiQpuro-
iiiiits. lllrth Maikn Molpi , WartN , Jtitila
nk. und 1'nwdur Marfcn , Scuts , J'ittlu u.
_ .s ertiG H of Nrt j ( bitpurlluiiits i.alr , J'Jm-
plot , utc , rumovcd. Cnysultutlon ln o , at oillco or l > y mull.
JDHfJ H. VVOODEURY , Demstolo0tcnl Itistitute ,
1SJ5 "WeM. 4Cnd Ntrret , A'ew Yorli Clip *
is Uk ) n T)3i > i ,
Is it Madame Rnppert's bleach ?
No ! but baby's mama's cheeir
Volumes to its praise doth speak !
Cull ior Mine Ituppert a liuot , "llnwto be Btmutl
ful" of M . J BPUJIIIDMO .c. Litli St. , C maha , Nub
A10-M1ME TALK
vrltt ] an able , conscientious , ulUlUul and sue-
Specialist.
such us eaea member and cacti trained assistant -
ant ol tlio Iinioub linn ut
Drs. Belts & Belts
's ' tinlvfrBallj- conceded to bo , mar be worth
more than
$10,000
f > the man who Is Blck. and wlio has tried all
iitbrr means to fiacura icllel , but In ralu. And
yul thut tiilk , valuable s It IB ,
- Costs Nothing1 ,
r held In the private coiiuu'.tatlon rooms ol
Drs. Betls-'fe-Belts ,
' "or coninltutlon Is free/ajra only to those who
' all lu person , but albo tnall , the EHllcttO who
write tuetr tymjitums ( uV , , ana oncloue stamp
, h > patient Is cnnerliiR Irom pome one of those
. umt-roun , jet dullrate nalattlBf , which polite
i oclcty iloos nnt see rropgr , Jo dlncuss as u soc-
1.1 Icjilc. In Ehort tun m&Jrtte onilrted with
Gonorrhoea or Gleet.Vo can cure him. It
Lay Ue J _ _
Seminal Weakness.
Had enough , tut no matter ; we can cure him ,
1 : may bo 'ia
Strict e ,
rr Tlydrocele , or Varloaedle. Great misfor
tunes , truly , but tvo can"oure him. Probably
Piles ,
rintula or Kectal ITiccra. A terrible affliction ,
but we can cure him.
Sexual
.isorflerB , diseases ted n-eaknriiE , Ncrvom ,
I'liroolD und 1'nvule Dlneasei v. rure them
bil , ufely. cure- , r.-efdlly | and rilpctually , by
jrtrttiudB thomott udraueed , humatie uuaeuc-
U'HSllll.
Ffiitl 4 rentBjcr rur ItaudBomply lllustrati'd
3o-iuipo book. Consultation Iree.
C&ll , or vtrlte , enclosing ttumji.
110 South 14th St , N. K. Corner 14th
and Douglas Sts.
Omaka , He ) ) .
TREMAINE
INSTITUTE
At Ida Grove , la ,
Is $ ucr's . .fuHjtrcnllnp rases where
other institutes linve fallod.
RESULTS PERMANENT
Under the patronage of
MrsM , D , FBAZAR ,
70 and 71 Globe Bldg ; . , Boston.
Tour of SO days. S500 ; Tour of 50 days ,
400 ; Tour of 00 days. SS7o ; Tour of 45
days , 8300.
All ( Hireling , liotul nnd Blpbt-snclni ; expenses In
cluded.
( TartU'S to mil with Mrn. rrniar , July 2. gtcnra-
ulilp SCVTIIIA. l uimrd Line , llo'tun. )
KOIIT11 CAl'U I'Altl' to nnll .Itinv 18 , by ntcam-
elilp 1'AMiMA trom llontoti 75 Uny , f > 'M
Apiillcatloni'inusl lie made ut uuce for tlil tuur
und lur ulroulur mid rnloronco
Invcstim-nlp in nur Treasury Stocl ; will pay S3
IHT runt und tip urtl pur umium Money to be
uwd lo otli'iid IniRliicsK lli-t-t bunk rcft-rciicvR
Hl'ENCLK 11AKING 1-O\V1)EU ) CO C111CAGO.
CURE FITS !
'When I my euro I do lint mean moruly to Btnp thorn
for a time nnd then have tlirm ruturn a nln. 1 luonti a
radical euro. 1 Uavu mndo thu d Boano of FITS. 1UI.
LHI'ST or FALLING SJCKNUSS n lifiUnnc stiidr. I
warrant xiiy remedy to cure the worst cftw * . BOCQUMI
ntliora havB fallod ij no ronson fur not now rpreinnc &
cnro. Bund at urro fur u troattao untl & Trtiu Ilottle of
JUJ infallible remndy. Give ExiircEB nud J'outXflico.
tl. R. HOOT , fll. C. , 1S3 1'curl St. , N. V.
AWK1NGS. I BASKETS
OMAHA TENT AND OMAHA BASKET FAC-
AWNING CO. , TORY.
Flncn , bumroockt. oil nn1 Wino ncr nnr.
rnbltor olntulni ; . Snnil for rlioxoi * leer or.
catulOKue. Ill3J < ° urnam Onire Bill Cup.Av. Tol.l775
BRENVKBS.
FRED KRUG BREWO AHA BREWING
ING .CO. , AaSUUAIION
Our bottled cubliiot beer Uunranteed touquiJ out-
aeirvurud to any unrt We bruiid * \ le n
i cltr Jtriiort boulea beer
1UU7 Jodion Street ilellvered to lumlllei ,
OMAHA BOX FACTORY I JOHN L. WILKIE ,
Nulled and noretullBl I Mnuurnoturor of paper
| KU ) . I upucltr 6.UUJ per UH , 1KS-W ht.Marr'
cluy. ia t Uruaba. TeL iu
' Aruuue.
1 ! o. trx bi-'i
S - I 13UIL.DERS.
WILSON DRAKE. JNO. P. THOMAS
Contruulor of brlok , tonj >
Tubular BUM , oil nnd i all fcliidt muinnrr und
water unk . brofoli- BifC.HullJlns , ewur aud
OV , eneet Iron work uto. Hldewulk brioO. . lial
IVtb. uail 1'lurod. au
13R1CK.
WESTERI ! STEAM
BRICK YARDg
All fcludiof brlufci Zitb 1
H.i. M. . H IS. J. I'.TUOHMM
1'ruprletor.
CARRIAGES.
THE03TERHOJDT.
tijirln : Wniia Mfe. Cu
Incorpiiruted.
IlcpklrluK on Uurt no
tice < urrlane l > uliitlnc.
11U1-16UJ COM. Tel UM.
The UNPRECEDENTED SUCCESS
that the
Behr Bros. & Go's.
PIANOS
Have nttninpil , and the lilcli jirnisc ( licj hare clirilcd from Ihe world' * MOST RE-
NOW NED AKT1STS. from tbp prcsi mill from n ] inbllr long1 pn-jii ill ceil in fin or of
Idcr makes , it is Knfu to nssnme tbiit tin- triiiiiDiit mutt be IIIKSIMSD. ! of IN COM
MOX ATTU1BDTES.
ATTU1BDTES.MAX MEYER & BRO. CO. ,
Sole Agents , Omaha , Nebraska.
Established iS66.
H : AUTIFUL TEETH.
SUOH SWEIEIT
What can be more charming in a person than BEAUTIFUL CLEAN TFETH and a SWEET BREATH. Ono may be
robed in the richest apparel and ornamented with the rarest gems , yet if accompanied with unsightly , dirty tooth ,
the charm is gone. While , on the other hand , a person possessing a beautiful or even clean set of teeth , when accom-
ptnied with plain dress , is at all
times attractive and fascinating.
DO KOT delay tbeso important organs
VISIT DR. BAILEY
OMAHA'S
LEADING DENTIST
atid have your moutn put in n healthy
condition. For those who have been so
unfortunate as to lose a part or all of
their natural teeth , a beautiful artificial
* et may-be made no natural in appear-
ance-as to deceive the closest observer.
Teeth Inserted Without Plates ,
no covering in the roof of the mouth. It
will pay all who desire Artificial Teeth
to investigate this method.
Broken teeth and roots made useful
and natural looking by artificial crowns ,
all wilhoul puin.
Our WonderfulLocal
Local Ancrstkcfic
for painless extraction is causing much
favorable fotnment all over this section
of ihe country.
We still make a Set of Teeth for Five Dollars , a fit warranted in every case
DR. R. W. BAILEY , - - DENTIST ,
Office , Third Floor Paston Block , 16th. and Farnain Streets.
Cut this out for a guide. Telephone 10B3. Entrance on Sixteenth street.
HOME
By Purchasing Goods Made at the Following NebraskaFactories. . If you
cannot find what you want , communicate witli the manufacturers as to what
dealers handle their floods.
J. H , RICHARD ,
J. BECKMAN ,
ClKirs , Tohaoooi mil
bnii n' Artlcloi .
1C11
1017 ranmm
OMAHA KINDLING RAMSER & . CO. ,
FACTOR/ .
Pull ttuck. NobUr nnd
ITlndlliiir and unwdait
t reubonutile prlooi. t tuple
East Ouialiu. TuL 413.
MAITRESSICS. | MJKOE MEAT.
THE OMAHA G. B. HURST ,
MATTRESS CO. Manutaauiror of llurit'i
cuudenned und itufi
Uuttre ei , flmttiur pit * lliimv Made Mluce
li > w * and outufortor * . MuuK. Al.o Hume
' 1 u trade uulj. Mndk l'Ju . Ull ) i. Idib
llU-4-ii Nlctiulat.
OVERALLS OATS
KATZNEVINSCO.Kdiranl > a Cltu Cereal
. JUUle.
Mfc unrunl cumin Auk
yuur crmmr lur quallud
rolli'd iium
IM-CINTERS AND JJOOKH1 NDERS
OMAHA PRINTING CO RttP JOB PRINTING
Bucco on to OnmliB
lt | i 1'rlnt , On. Colored
lubuli u Kpurlnltf Hunk CO. .
pujiplluti , tilnnkn , itlc. ,
jt/tli / and l > uucla > llea llulldlng.
EXG HAVERS. I
STEIN HAUS EN GRAV
ING CO. ,
I'lioto uuKrururi. u'tl'ti
und dBnleuori Ul I'm
RUBBER 0 OODSI SADDLERY.