THE OMAHA DAILY BKE ; WEDNESDAY. MA11CH 1 ( > , 1802. THE DAILY BEE. E. ItOSBWATKIt. Knixon. PbULISHKD EVKUYMOUSING. SR QFlHE TMtMS OK St'llsriUPTION. Toll ) lice ( without Stmilny ) Ono Year. . .18 M /inllrnnn .Sunday , Ono Y .ir. . . . . . in CH FixMnntlis . oy ) "Jlircp. Month" . = J5 tuniliiy Hoc , One Vonr. . J CO Futiinlny lite. Ono Yonr . \ J M eckly lice. One Your. . . . . ' < OITICES On-oln. Tim UPO Iliilliljric. f-oniliOinnlin , corner N nnd Jfith Street * . < nttndl Mlnir * . 1Z 1'onrl .Street. Clilcntro ejfflcr. HiT hntnlirr of Commerce. Now York.ltontimlK , Mnnill.VrrllmneUulldlnj Washlnpton , fiia Fourteenth streot. conuEsroNnENcu. All communicationreliitlnc to now and editorial matter Miould bo addressed tc the idltpriil IIUBINKSS UCTTEUS. All ImnlncM letter * nnil romlunncrt should 1 e addressed to The llco Publishing Company , Omaha. Draft * . checks and postofflco onlurn to bo made pitynble to the order of the com- pHiiy. jta Bee FilllsMm : Ccmpany. Proprietor MYOKN STATEMENT OK CIHOULATION. tain of Nebrnska < . County of Uouitlni. I . _ _ Gco. II. Tint-buck , secretary.of The HER luMlshlnR fompuny , does oleninly swnar Hint the nctunl alruiilntlim nf THE DAII.T HKB ( or the week ending Murch 12 , ISyJ. was as follows : Sunday. March B. . JA1M Monday. Marob 7 . ; ; , % Tuesday. March H . I'lgW Wodneiilny.Miirch a . KW6S Ihnmliiy. March 10 . "V"JI rrldny. Mim-h II baturdny. March 12 AvornRO G Bworn to I cforo me and subscribed In my rrriuuo Hi In r.'lh day of March. A. I ) . 1892. fKAl. N. I1. KF.IU . Notary 1'ubllo. Atrrngr Circulation for IVIinmry lil.filO. LiTTt.K IlllODY's loyalty to Clovolnnd is nlinost roninntic , it is so lotiosomo. NKW Youic local elections are Riving the democracy n taste of political ma laria which doses of Hill and Tammany muko inuronsingly doproosing1. Tim fnct that Brilliant Billy Bryan has said nothing1 to the country at largo fiinco Colonel Springer was stricken with illness la occasioning remark. Tun tariff nnd free colnngo are the upper and nether millstones between which what is loft of Grover Cleveland's following are being ground to powder. HKKEAFTEK Kentucky funerals will have no attractions to congressmen. Frozen pickles , ham sandwiched and hard boiled eggs are hard on the con gressional digestion. WHY didn't the Omaha club decide to buy a lot ton blocks back of the high school ? That could have boon secured very much cheaper than the lot at the corner of Twentieth and Douglas. FHANCK has accepted a reciprocity convention with the United States , Franco , it will b romoraborod , is the most prosperous nation on the continent of Europe. She knows a good thing at Bight. SOME idea of the area of Nebraska may bo obtained from the Orange Jwld Fanner's statement that all the corn- llelds of the eight corn states would oc cupy only sovcn-oighths of the state of Nebraska. Tim curious phase of the controversy of the police commissioners is the tact that neither side has thus far cited the other to appear in court. So far the tlius" have the best of it Possession is nine points of the law. LOOKING buck over the experience of the past three years and recalling the diplomatic complications adjusted hy this administration loaves no ground for nny.fenr that serious trouble will come of tho. Boring sea controversy. Till ! generous democrats of Missouri liavo so gerrymandered the state as to make fourteen democratic and ono re publican district. While they were in the swine business they might just as veil have taken the whole hog. TilK population of Now South Wales has grown from 742,000 in 1880 to 1,132- 234 in 1891 , and Sidney , the metropolis , has : i8t(8 ; ; ( ( ! Inhabitants. This points to the conclusion that the tendency to gather in cities is as pronounced in Australia as in America or Europe. JAY Gom.i ) is said to have offered $7,000,000 for the castle of Chapultopoo , Mexico. This Is probably a canard. Gould will not buy an institution which cannot bo Blocked and bonded for more than It is worth. Castle * are not in his line and the Mexicans can rest easy. A DISCUSSION of the tariff for three weeks can do the republican party no harm. It will afford the minority In the house of ropre.sontutlvossomoamuso- mont and burden the government printIng - Ing ofllco and the United States mails with tedious speeches. It la a sad waste of time , energy and mono } * . THE cattle associations of Texas are demanding n reduced differential rate on cattle shipped to Omaha. The rail ways can offer no good reason for dis criminating against Omaha in favor of Kansas City by exacting a tribute of $20 per car nioro on Omaha than on Kansas City shipments of livestock. CAPTAIN JOHN SAXON has boon In comparative obscurity over since the greenback party wont Into involuntary bankruptcy many years ago. The earthquake of 1890 has shaken him Into life again , however , and the Falrhury Bun proposes him as the people's party candidate for congress in the Fourth district. TilK Texas legislature defeated n reso lution to invite Senator Hill to visit Austin on hie southern trip. This moans two things : First , UogorQ. Mills is the Texas favorite for United States senator nnd Cleveland for president' Neverthe less If Hill is nominated the cowboys aud greasers will roll up a majority of , 0XJ ( ) ( for him and elect all the demo crats nominated for stnto ofllco a. Texas la hopelessly democratic. TAX KXKMPTION8. The most flagrant abuse In our system of taxation under existing methods Is the wholesale exemption from taxation of property which tinder the most lib eral construction of our constitution should bo listed for taxation. The fun damental principle at the basis of our pystcm of taxation as laid down in the constitution Is that all property by whomsoever owned shall pay a tax in proportion to Us value. The only ex ceptions which the constitution makes are : 1. State , county and city property. But oven the improvements on such properly , whiles under lease , are to bo listed and taxed as personal property. 2. Agricultural fair grounds , used ox- cluplvoly as such and not for other pur poses. 3. Grounds used exclusively for school , religious , cemetery nnd charitable pur poses. This Includes all public schools , colleges , somlilarics whether sectarian or non-sectarian , providing that the grounds nnd. buildings are exclusively used for educational purposes. All churches and grounds occupied by churches with a liberal allowance for church yards come within the exemp tion clauses. Hospitals , orphan asylums , homes for the dcstitutongod and infirm , reformatories , and Institutions main tained exclusively out of public or pri vate charitable contributions are ox- empt. Theses exemptions have within the past few years boon extended lawlessly to property from which revenues are de rived , property held for speculation , and unoccupied lands reserved for future use. It is proper and legal to exempt from taxation churches , hospitals , convents - vents , colleges and seminaries , but It is a flagrant abuse of the taxation powers to exempt the Masonic building which yields a largo rental ; the Odd Fellows' building , which is rented in part ; the Danish society building , the Gormania hull building which are occupied hy so cial clubs. It Is equally Illegal to exempt any lands not actually covered by struc tures in use for religious worship or benevolent Institutions. While religious and benevolent institutions nnd societies designed for the moral elevation tind mutual protection of their members are entitled to protection at the hands of the state , they have no right to shift the burden of taxation. In other words , while the state is very liberal toward educational , religious and charitable in stitutions it is not contemplated that a forced contribution shall bo levied upon all property owning citizens for their maintenance and support. Why should anybody outside of the Masonic order bo compelled to support that order indirectly by paying his pro portion of the tax on property which the order owns and from which it derives - rives a revenue from rents ? Why should any property owner bo compelled to contribute to the Young Men's Christian association by indirec tion in making good the taxes which by rights should bo lovicd upon its build ing which derives a , revenue from rentals i * The same reasoning applies with equal force to the unoccupied lots and acre property held in reserve by relig ious societies and orders. Why should the valuable tract which is owned by speculators and was formerly used as a driving park , bo exempt from taxation just because an agricultural so ciety holds a pumpkin and cabbage show for a week on the promises once a year. It scorns to us the time has como to draw the line where the constitution has defined it. The exemptions under all sorts of pretexts are becoming more burdensome every year to all clussos of taxpayers. Every club that can swing political influence , nvoy society that has a religious or bonovolunt tendency wants its buildings and grounds ex empted from taxation. Add to this tlio vast domain of the railroads , which con tributes little or nothing to the main tenance of municipal and county gov ernment , and wo can readily account for the high city and county taxes that are almost equal to confiscation. API'IIEIIENSJVR OF RETALIATION. It appears that the suggestion of some members of congress , that this govern ment should retaliate against Canada on account of the attitude of the domin ion government in the Boring sea matter - tor , has caused some apprehension among the Canadian people , and there IB a report that Lord Salisbury has been advised of the danger. The proposed retaliation , whicli undoubtedly has a very strong support at Washington , would bo aimed at the privileges now enjoyed by the railroads of Canada in the transportation of merchandise through the United States. A resolu tion for this purpose was introduced in the senate last week , and it is highly probable that If the British government persists in its refusal to renew the ar rangement for the protection of the seal fisheries during the progress of the ar bitration of the Boring sea controversy the policy of retaliation will bo adopted with the hearty support of both parties In congress. If this should bo done the Canadian people would not , of course , suffer all the 111 effects , but very much the greater share would fall upon them. The priv ileges enjoyed by the railroads of Can ada , which enable them to successfully compote for u largo tralllo that would otherwise go to American roads , are of great value , and of course nearly the entire benefits are distributed among the Canadian people. That country U not in such a condition of prospa rlty that U can afford to have an attack of this kind made upon a most important part of its commerce , for the policy huv- uig boon once inaugurated would be maintained until the United States should obtain whatever concessions it might demand from the Canadian gov ernment The loss to the owners of sealing vessels , whoso operations would bo prevented by a renewal of the modus vivondl , would bo insignificant In com parison with what the whole people of Canada would lose from commercial re taliation on the part of Iho United Stated. The Canadian government has an easy remedy if it can Induce Lord Salis bury to reconsider his decision , and If it bo the fact that it waa the influence of that government which led him to refuse - fuse to r.oiiuw the arrangement of last year the same agency ought to bo com petent to sot him light. There is an opinion that Lord Salisbury would not bo unwilling to change his attitude If ho could do so without offending Canada , and it is not Impossible that ho may dose so in any ovont. In the meantime there Is no necessity for exaggerating the gravity of the situation , or of aggravat ing the difficulty by throats or unfriendly criticisms. The letter of Mr. Cleveland to Gen eral Bragg is adroit. The latter asked the ox-presldont for n eliroct and un equivocal announcement that ho would allow his name to bo presented to the national democratic convention as n candidate for Its nomination to the presidency , and that ho would accept the nomination If given to him. There was no necessity for beating about the bush in responding to this request It could have boon answered In half a dozen lines. But Mr. Cleveland saw an opportunity to deal out to his admirers an assortment of platitudes , which they are wont to accept as evidence of excep tional political wisdom and virtue , and. as usual ho improved it. Not in an open and candid way , but rather by indi rection , Mr. Cleveland avows himself a candidate for the presidential nomina tion. As a matter of duty to the coun try and the democratic parly , since ho may not consider only his personal desires - sires nnd his individual ease and com fort , Mr. Clovolnnd is willing to again mnko the rnco for the presidency. In other words , Mr. Cleveland Is ready to sacrifice all the enjoyments of private life its quiet , its repose , its sacred priv ileges and assume the arduous and ex acting duties of chief executive of the republic. Ho Is prepared to surrender the peaceful life of the plain citizen and the congenial company of unselfish friends and return to the laborious struggle which is inseparable trom the presidential ofllco and to association with hungry aud designing politicians. Ho would prefer not to make the sacri fice , but if the welfare of the country and the democratic party duimuid It ho will yield. The inference must bo that there has taken place a great change in the feelings of Mr. Cleveland slmo 18S8. No president who was over n candidate for ronomination manifested n more eager desire to secure it than ho did at that time. Every influence and expedi ent of his administration was brought to bear to promote his candidacy. The requirements of civil service re form were disregarded and every branch of the public service was used to help Mr. Cleveland to the nomination for a second term. Ho says in his letter to General Bragg , and the remark was doubtless intended as a thrust at Hill , that ho cannot bring himself to regard a candidacy for the presidency as some thing to bo won by personal strife and active self-assertion , yet four years ago ho exhibited the latter quality in the most obtrusive way and on every possi ble occasion. Will anybody believe that ho has since experienced a change of feeling regarding the presidency or lost the dcsiro to again occupy that exalted position':1 : If so , why is it that during the last four years ho has taken advan tage of every chance that presented it self to keep his name prominently be fore the country , and as fur as there was any call upon him to do so has exerted his influence in politics ? Mr. Clove lnnd will deceive very few with the pre tense that ho is making a sacriflco of his personal desires in being a candi date for the nomination of his party. Ho is as anxious to secure the nomina tion now as ho ww : four years ago , and ho could suffer no more bitter disap pointment than a failure to do so. The avowal of h's ' candidacy by Mr. Cleveland will put some prominent democrats , who have declared that it would bo fatal to the party to nominate him , in a rattier embarrassing position. It will very likely infuse a great deal of activity nnd enthusiasm into the ad mirers of thu ox-president , and it must be admitted that the number of those is still very largo , and some of the loaders who have announced opinions unfavor able to the candidacy of Mr. Cleveland may have trouble with their con stituents. However , it is by no moans certain that his letter will materially improve his chances for a nomination. It wljl not benefit him in Now York , whatever effect it may have -elsewhere. The probabilities are still in favor of the selection of a western candidate. AltMY PXO3IOTIOXS. The army officer has no politics. It mutters little to him what party ia in power. Ho draws upon the support of republicans when the presidents a re publican and upon democrats when they have boon successful in electing the chief executive. Just now there is a vacant brigadier generalship , and the president is ex pected soon to appoint a judge advocate general. Thoaspirunts for the first are , of course , limited to the ofllcors next in rank , as it is conceded the president will not Ignore their prlorclalms , though ho may not make the promotion depend upon the length of service of the several colonels who are waiting for the ver dict. In the other case , however , the question of rank Is not u paramount con sideration. Any captain or lieutenant , or any civilian for that mutter , Is oll- glblo , and the place is cugprly nought for , because it is a promotion and In creased pay and loads to rapid promo tion in the futuro. Theoretically the officer on active duty at the front is first considered , but practically a great many other con siderations are likely to influence the appointment to an agreeable place , especially In Washington. Unfortu- nntoly for the efficiency .of the service the oflicors on detached dutyat the capital have a great advantage over moritorius gentlemen on the frontier. There are about 203 onicoru , including those at Fort Meyer , now residing in Washington. Of these ninety-two are retired , and sixty are on special duty , which In some cases moans nollutv at all. Special duty assignments have grown into a great abuse and they causa no end of heart burnings and dissatisfac tion among those who are without influ ence enough to secure the ouuy olucus. But the advantage they secure in the aituto. of promotions Is tlio chief occa for complaint The social nnd other inflttonacs they are nble to bring to their alii are not enjoyed by oflicors In Ilia rottijljlq.wost , while their regular promotions , ? ! } thojr rojrtmonts como just as surely , nsif , they were exposed to casualIlloftffUr actual military service. There are * relatively more naval than military oflicors in Washington and be tween the 1 two they wield a powerful Influence llf social nnd public affairs. Some secretary of war will mnko him self unpopiilrir In Washington but popu lar ovoryw/nqro / else by attacking this growing abuse , and aelvocntlng promo tions from the field as against those from the list of military gonllouion who UBO their political friends to help them to congenial places In Washington and to promotions rightly belonging to ofli cors who nro performing the inoro ardu ous duties la the Indian country or nt other stations romolo from civilization. SIWATOU DAVID B. IIijb has said nothing thus far on his southern trip that ought to elevate him very much in the estimation of the democrats of that section. The evident pride with which ho rofoi-H lo the fact that there la not a republican state official in Now York elected by the people at largo , a result to which his thoroughly unscrupulous political methods largely contributed , may fail to cotnjnouel him to the favor of nil southern elomoorats , for there are certainly some of them who do not ap prove of the way in which Hill defeated the ) will of the pcoplo in securing for his partisans control of the senate of Now York. There must bo a very much larger number who do not think well of the plan by which ho secured for him self the delegation to the national con vention. As to Mr. Hill'u opinions re garding the tariff and other economic questions , they nro so crude and com monplace that the1 can make no Im pression to the ad vantage of their author upon thoughtful men. The popular in terest that has boon manifested toward Mr. Hill is very largely prompted by curiosity , nnd ia not to bo accepted as at all significant of any genuine regard for him ns a political leader. OMK of the planks in the farmers alli ance platform is a demand that aliens shall bo disqualified from holding or owning lands In the United States and in this state. In principle the proposi tion to exclude aliens from ownership in lands may bo correct , but before such a law can go into olTcct in this state wo will have to .repeal section 2o of the bill of rights ert the constitution of Ne braska , whichroads us follows : "No distinction shall ever bo made by law between resident aliens and citizens in reference to tlio possession , enjoyment or descent ofproperty. " FOR the gopd of the community it is to bo hoped there is no question of the constitutionality of the amended Slo- cumb liquor w whereby the two-mile limit saloonkeepers are required to pay n license of 500 per year. The prohi bition bolt jfi u b'pcn n menace to good ordpc and.an-.injustice to dealers In the cltjNevet' 'sin'ri tHff1 presbiit'lic'enso law" was adonted. All , good citizens will regret it exceedingly if through a mere technicality these out-of-town saloons shall bo enabled to , continue to sell liquor without regulation or license. THE rule adopted by the Fifty-second congress , which provides that it shall always bo in order to call up for consid eration a report from the committee on rules , gives over to Crisp , Mc.Millin and Caterings the almost absolute control of house legislation. It is merely another way of arriving at the same result which the republicans achieved under the Rend rules in the Fifty-first congress. It is a triumphant vindication of the republican principle that a lopuhllcnn minority shall not bo permitted to prevent the majority from transacting business. WE NKVER can expect to have clean municipal government so lontr aa city oflicors anel members of the council ac cept gifts in the shape of railroad and street car passes , free telephones , free gas nnd electric lights , free water and other things of value from corporations that nro subject to municipal control. Wnat object can those corporations have in making presents of these valu able courtesies unless it is to exchange them for favors which can only bo granted at the expense of the taxpayers and to the detriment of the city ? Sliul < c * | > our 1'iinilyr.ucl. StateJtwnial. A member of the stall of tbo Omaha hyphen has utterly demolished Snakcspoaro's reputation by writing half a page on bis "In consistencies and incongruities as a play wright. " Declined tlin Advice. CMcaoo Xewij , A Nebraska m-au has sent Mr. Cleveland a letter telling him to abandon all hope of a nomination , as ho cannot possibly KOI it. Mr. Cleveland's letter of thanks for his kindly service is still to bo made public. l.onliiK IJU Nervn. A'eux Yorl ; Adverther. The report thlit'.fay ' Goulu waa seriously 111 on Saturday u'lis untrue ; but it sooins ho bad u bad spoliation hU party reached Pine Bluff. It is the IIrf t tlmo Mr , Gould Im * over shown the sllght'tipl ohango in the pro enuo of a bluff. .7 fr ie.i Issue. iiili Kftjeh ( df/n. ) With Harrison ; mid Hill pitted against one another for the great ofllco of president of the United St ( pj" thu question hufora the people will bo : 6liall morality and political aocenoy us rep nted by JJoiilainln Harri son win , or slyjl | | , immorality and political Indecency us j gsontod by David 13 , HUM lm Ditto. AUlltson ( Hot * . Tbo manner in which the railroads ' 'work" tbo people would be very amusing , wore It not so pltltul. In Iowa tao poonlo tlnally tiled of being robbd , and its legislature passed laws for the protection of the people aculnst the railroads , 'iha railroad mon said they could not do business , but they con tinued to d ) business at a profit , and Iowa people are now potntoj out as models of in telligence in dealing with railroads , Kansas needs a revolution. e.'iiptulu Iluiirku uad thu eirt < usi < m , Xtu > Yink IFbrlJ. Captain Buurko and hU oftlcor * and men are charged witn the commission of cruelties in their effort to flud ( Jarzii. Congressman Cram of Texas asks for an luvoi luatlou in the nuiuo of his constituents who are the victims of the alleged outrages and in wtioso IIHIUO the anneal Ik made by uu attonioy-at- law. United Stntos soldiers nro not habitu ally or needlessly cruel , and these particular soldiers nave good rocordv Moreover , it Is eitlmiitod that 5,000 of Mr. Grain's constitu ents symuathlzo with Qnrza. It is n case where prejudgment would bo evidently most unjust. Municipal ( Irnwltt. PtitlaiMiitita Issuer. Probably no ono who had not obtained In formation on the subject , could make n reasonable - enable guess nt the number of places In the United States containing 1,030 Inhabitants or nioro. The guessoi by tbo uninformed nro usually from 10,000 to 1S.OOO , but the United States census discloses only : t,7to. Moreover , there are only'r > : > 2 that have n population exceeding I , 00. At the other end of the line the returns nro no loss remarkable , for there nro only seven cities with n population ex- coodlmr 400,000. There is abundant room for growth In these cities and towns , hut the places with 1.000 or more population already contain -11 per cent of the total population of the United States , Tbo larger elites , It ap pears from the returns , nro growing more rapidly than the country at lorpo. Thus In 18SO there wcro BM ) places having 8,000 inhabitants - habitants or inoro , the combined population of such plucoi being 22 percent of the wholo. In 1SOO thcro wcro 418 such places , containing 29 ppr cent of tbo whole population. Itiualnn Itiiln In I'oluml. PMlaiMiilitH llceunl. Advlcoi from Poland nro to the ominous effect that General UourUo has returned to Warsaw and brought with him Imperial per mission to declare that city , and all Poland if necessary , in a state of stogo. The full mean ing of Russian rule In Poland is Indicated In Gouneo's avowed Intention of hanging n do7on nl the principal Polish citizens who nro unlrlcudly to Russian rulo. Yet the policy of repression which served Its purpose a quarter of a century ago may prove a ghastly and bloody Culture If attornntoa in the altered conditions of these times. C.LVKLK OF Till ! VOMWAK. Utlca Observer : John U Sullivan , judging by hlicliiillcn o to the word : , writes a very good list. Soincrvlltn.Toiirmil : A kind liourt Is a foun tain of fineness , but a fat poukotbnok Is a \\oll-siirlni ! ut delight * Now York Sun : Trlvvut A forc-hamlod man Is much licttur Hum a tliroc-himilcd unu. Dicer I nnvor hoird : of 11 tlirco-lmmlcd man. TrlvvotVuII. . ( Jubbneo Is ono. I lei's a right hand , a left hand and n llttln behind hand. Washington Star : The man who wants to ho the architect of his fortune usually makes Iho drawing of u chock the first stop In his plans. Chicago llcr.ild : Hurry , the olllchil Imnz- luiui of I'.nzlnnd , who Iris executed 203 mur derers , Is coniltit , ' to Amcrlc.i to lecture. If his lednros draw as well as his rope ho will make a great hit. A TitAnnnr. irmMiiufmi Star. Not nlono on the stage Do our tragedies nuo : In true life wo 11 nd them near by. And POOM will we know Ono ot excjiilslto woo "Tho bald-haadud man ana the fly. " I'lttshnrs Chronicle : ( Jaswoll Snmo on o sut'L'cstccl that Hill and HOK bu the demo cratic candidates for president and vice presi dent. Dukano Yon mean HoxKt the governor of Titxiis. I suppose ? "Yes. " "I think It would bo better to make HOCK thu candidate for president mid put Governor KuKsoIl of lloston on for vlco president. " "What would bo particularly popular about thtitf" "It would bo a pork and noans ticket. " Now York Humid : Mrs. Dlx These clubs must he very unhealthy phirus. Sirs. Hicks Whit mukus yon think so ? Mis Dlx My liiisbund says they wouldn't lot a man In unless ho had thu grip. Indianapolis Journal : A story In London Truth beclns with tliH frentonco : "Why Arthur lllsluck went to thu h.tr * was u mvstery. " If the guntloman's name Is any Indication , ho wont beeanso he was Invited. Now York Weekly ; Struct oar driver ( mys- torleinsiy ) TInityouiiR woman wet uot in at Tmith htrect and thu other yonim woman wet Kot In at Eleventh street Is both spotters. Look out for y'r olf. Conductor ( conliden- tliuly ) That's all right. I'm engnRod to both of 'om. Chicago Times : SIKHS of spring multiply. Wild ( Inuks ha\o been scon llylns northward and a little robbing bus boon detected In tbo council chamber. Yonker'.H Statesman : Sarah Ilrrnlinrdt lias bad a cigar mimed after her. It's nothing new , however , for an actress to bo puffoa. Columbus Post : When the old gentleman of 00 proposes to the old lady of 83 It Is the "court" ot final resort. Philadelphia Times : No man has a right to jiply for 11 pension on the l half shot when ho enlisted. IT It'ASff'T IJIK VSL.IL Congressman Kondiill'H Pmioral IVns Harden on the Committee. Nnw YOIIK. March 15. A Washington dis patch tolls of the torrlblo experiences of thu congressmen and senators who accompanied tbo body of Congressman Kendall to the burial in a Kentucky mountain towntwenty- Uvo miles frorc a railway station. Says ouo.of the party : "In descending the mountains the ttrod horses could not hold the hearse buck and wo had to lie a strong rope to the roar axle , and hold It back bv main strength. Senator Wurreo , who was a member of the committee - too , was almost frozen to death , and wo were obliged to leave him at n roadside nouso un til our return. When wo arrived at Liberty , our carriages were all bndly damaged and the hearse was In such a condition that wo could not bring it back wltn us , Our only food during the two days wo woru onrouto was a jar of pickles , a few sandwiches and hard boiled eggs. Tli so were boon frozen , and wo were unable to cat them. " HUNKS UK HAH Till ! fllSXH. ASudulIii Dutecllvn Track * the Xeffro D.ivls to Jull In Toxun. SK.D.VUA. Mo. , March 15. Dotootlvo John lUnuey returned joUerduv from Houston , Tex. , and In reference to the man held thurj for the Taylor OIUMHO , ICIanay sala : "Tho negro now In custody at Houston answers the description of the rapist inura minutely than any captu ro yet mado. 1 am strongly inclined to believe that wo now have Urn right man. His name is Wash McL'lollan , Ho says no was arroUod on a chnrga of bur glary , having robbed : i clothing store on tbo L'ltlli. The Insolent demeanor , cutting speech and all the details of bis uppoaranco m iko mo think ho Is the man Davis. When the nnlcers went to have the follow's picture tuken ho resisted desperately and said bo would dlo Hrst , and wo got no picture. " The ofllcora will probably bring the suipoot to this city for Identification by thu Taylors. ' ntrun no.\a. The Spectator. Whi-nOiirroll uxuel Kutu for u heart and a Irind That contruwlod Just a hundred good acres of litnil , Her lovely brown oycs Wont wide wld mirprlso , And her llus iliey shot bcorn ac hUsnucy do- iniind ; "Young e'urroll ' Maglnn , I'nt the heard to your chin Aud the chitniro In your pursu , If a wife you would win. " | ' Then Carroll made ICuto Ills most llleg.int bow Audolftotho dlxulns lampooned from thu plough ; I Till , thobuaid finely crown. I And Iho pockets full blown , ' Says he.MM > iybo Knto might bo kind to mo nowf" Ho homo my lud came , ( 'olonul O.irly by name , To try u fresh Jlln ut Ills cruel onld Hume , lint when Uolonul Onrty liiepleiiclorstopsln \Vltliiillhlngrandiklrsuiidgieat beard to hli chin. "Och ! In vo mo alone ! " Cried Kate , with a groan , "Kor my poor lio'irl's ' In the grave wld poor Carroll ! Muilim " "Hush sobbln * this minute , rUlMriollthafkin Itl 1'vuc.ipitd you nt Just , thin , my wild llttlo llnuui , " EACH HAT FIX HIS FIGURES Oonnty Assessors Agree on Nothing for a Plan to Work By. WILL LIST PROPERTY AS THEY PLEASE .Miulo ly Clrrk Snrhntt nl the YrMor.lu ) Tilth Wnrelrrn and County ComiiilMloiiprs Snubbed Church 1'ropnrty DUctunrd. With tUo exception of Chicago nnd Clontnrf proclnots tbo assessors nf nit the wards nnd precincts of Douglas county were In session yesterday imornoon In the rooms of the county commissioners to receive - coivo their hooks nnd to discuss assessments nnd values for 18U. ! Silas U. Lnko was elected chnlrrann nnd It. DloUon secre tary of the meeting. A motion to assess average horses nt $15 nnd cattle at $5 mot with violent opposition , nnd that , matter was loft entirely with the assessors of the various wards anil precincts , Mr. FranKlln wanted to give the commit tee from the Ffth Ward Kickers cluh au opportunity to bu heard , but his motion was ruled out of order , and the kicking coin * inlttoe drifted out Into the corridor. In trying to nrrlvo nt some understanding renal-ding the nssoismont of roul estate. Mr. Carpenter of the Fourth ward said that ho liad never assessed Improvements as high In proportion as ho had vacant lots and ho didn't think it should bo assessed the same. Ho brought up the question of assessing church property , statins that some church and char- ttoblo organizations huu property that paid n peed revenue. Mr. Llyosey thought all churclios should bo taxed , as speculators were doing alto gether too much 111 the wuy of buying prop erty in the mime of some church soclotv to keep U oxoinpl from taxation mid soiling It wben they had a favorable opportunity. County Clerk Snckott staUid that the law provided tdat In order to bo exempt church property must Do used for church purposes ana didn't mean vacant lots or preachers' residences. As to railroad assessment ho aald that the Holt Line would bo hold as as sessable wholly in Douglas county , in accord ance with uti opinion of the countv attorney. He further stated that tUo publle'fundi wore depleted bccauso of Illegal exemptions and failure to assess personal proportv. Ho urged upon the assessors the necessity of assessing franchises as such , somothlnp'that has boon heretofore overlooked. Ho called attention to the many rumors that cnrporntlons had boon favored and that many institutions that ndvortisod a certain pnld up capital paid laxos on an assessment that Hid not begin to compare with it. He said that if all prop erty in the county was assessed at the same rate ns the part that was assessed last year the valuation would be fully 10,000,000. It wat decided to attach a fair valuation to all property not actually used for church purposes. Tno assessor from the Second word wanted to know what was to bo done In the case of coal dealers , who do thousands of dollars of business every year , but at the time the as sessment is made have scarcely any stock on hand. It was the prevailing .sentiment that the coal men couldn't ' bo taxed for proparty unless they could bo cauchl with it in their possession. It.V. . Barber of Elk City was one of the most earnest of the seekers after informa tion , and ho kept calling for initrnctlons until no received tfiem , but ho drew the line on Commissioners Stonberp nnd Berlin , and insisted that Clerk Sackott should furnish all the information that was desired. The meeting adjourned by a close vote , and then the country assessors wanted to know what they had mot for , but no ono could toll them. They will do their assess ing without any agreement or schedule being arranged , unless another meeting is held. JlVUXKIt 2'HE JIOUKS. The llccf Trust U Now Ilcmly Tor u Federal lllVPHtlgllllOn. CHICAGO , March 15. The Dally News says : 'The beef trust has burned Us books. The action was taken a few days ago In order to bo prepared for the scrutiny of federal ofll- ciais.It is charged by the Daily News that the trust hod a sort of clearing bouse in obscure quarters in the M utauk oflico build ing here , under the management of ono Will iam M. White , aud that White has suddenly vanished. The plan of the trust is declared to bo that the members were each entitled tea a certain per cent of tbo total earnings of all. The members paid into the clearing house 40 cents per 100 pounds of meat sold. At tbo end of the week the clearing house appor tioned tbo total pavmouts among the mem bers according to the percentage. Territory was carefully divided among tbo members , and wherever necessary to crush outside competition prices were temporarily cut mer cilessly. Charles M. Home , agent of the Depart ment of Justice at Washington , who has been In Chicasro presumably Investigating the beef trust , expects to leave tonight for the national capital to make his report. Trouble on the Canadian IMclllc. WINNIPEG , Man , , March 15. Conductors and brnkomen planned u strike on the west ern division of the Canadian Pacific. The company got wind of it and on Sunday dis charged every one who bad not given alle giance to the road. A vigorous light is now on. Trying to llrpiilc thu Ciml Ciinihlnu. IlAimisninio , Pa. , March 15. Attorney ( lonorM Honscl filed In the Dauphin county court today his bill In oqulty nuking the court to aeclnro null nnd void nnd to porpet-J nally enjoin the recent deal by whiuh tha Philadelphia & Rending Hallroad company secured n practical monopoly of the nnthra- clto coal buslnoss. 1 ha defendant coin panics nro required to appear In court within four * teen days nftor service of notice. It.tlt Tllll .MIXIHTKllS AtlllKSTlW. rroinlnrnt Clll > cn Amur-it of to llnnif n Man Tor Sli'iillng. Ksoi.iii , Ind. , March 15. Ono of Iho most sensational arrests In the history of Crawford county is the wholesale ono in which A. J. Street , county commissioner nnd pronchorac- com pun led by his brother , Lindsoy , and then sons , Goorgo'Si-ott , William A. Scott , Will- lam 1C. Scott , along with Albert Jones nnd William Co ml a , two inoro ministers of the gospel , were nrrostod upon the charge of tak ing Church Matt ox from his homo near Mn- rcnco ono night last wcok , with n rope about his nock , Icatllm ; him two mlles and threat' onlng to hang him for stealing pork , which hOj bought from William Globs. Church prom ised n sensation In the rovclatlon of munos , and has given It , Mnttox's reputation is not nbovo par , whllo most of tbo accused hava always been considered gilt edged. AxoniKit itton < ; o/i > An Immrine C'lvvo ol tloiioyromhml ( Jtmrtx Slrnrk NViir Ounty , Doln. Ouiuv , Cole , Maroh 15.A rom.nrknb.ia cave was broken Into In Iho Ironclad mlnc/v near the Amorlcan-Nottlo , on the gold bolt. V It is n vast body of honoycoinbod quartz , running * rtO in gold to the ton. The ox tout of the formation is not known , but It is six and n half feet in height , extends Into the mountain an unknown depth nnd Is similar In character to some of thu very rich caves found In the Amorlcan-Nottlo. It Is bcllovcd this gold bearing body of honeycomb quart ? extends Into the mountain for Utindrods ol feet , and if so tburo nro millions In It. With out doubt It Is thortiibcst gold bearing forma tion on the American continent. N.iii.in WITH iiKit c.utnv or voon. Tlio MUsourl SliirU for Kiixnli ! l.tmilodrltK Flour nnd Mm I. y -3 , NEW Yontc , March 15. Uoarlnghor freight ot food for famlno-strlckon Russia , the Mis souri sailed nt noon today. The last of tha cargo was put on board last night. Tlio snowbound carloads of Hour for which Mr. W. G. Edgar , who liiul thu matter In charge , hud buon waiting , did not arrive m tune to go with the rest , but in its placn was an equal amount furnished In exchange. In nil about 210 tons of Hour and corn meal , besides -00 head of e.Utlu , nro In the cargo. vovxn A rrti.i ii Knlns of u OIIL-K Large Town DlM-otorml In Old .lloxlco. DB.MINO , N. M. , March 15. An old huntoi nnd frontiersman named CJoorgo L'arllur yesterday arrived from Casa Grande , Mox. , and reports the discovery of a long aban doned village. Several brick buildings still remain and the surroundings show that it must at ono time have been u large town. The ruins nro situated west of the ancient city of Tomosocbo , in the inldst of thoSlorrb Madre mountains. New Trent input for Murderers. NEW Yoitit , March IS. Dr. William . ' Hammond of Washington road n paper before - fore the Society of Medical Jurisprudence tonight entitled UA New Substitute for Capi tal Punishment nnd Moans for Preventing tbo Propagation of Criminals. " Ho declared it bis belief that murderers should undergo n surgical operation which would deter them to n greater extent than other methods from committing murder , and that owing to such operation there could bo no propagation of murderers so far as the murderer who hnd undenvfmt tbo operation was concerned. The paper was followed by an able dis cussion pro ana con. Xo r York Pronhylury Votes No. Nitw YoitK , March 15. The presbytery of Now York has voted "no" In regard to the overture presented by the general assembly reading as follows : "Boforo any overtures or enactments proposed by the assembly to bo established as vulos relating to the con stitutional powers of presbyteries and synods sbull bo obligatory upon tbo churches , It shall bo necessary to transmit thorn to all the presbyteries and to receive the rottir.is of at least a majority of them In writing approving thereof , nnd such rules , when ap proved , shall bo appandod to tha constitution of the church. " Tiputh or u IliimUome Actrcm , \ NBH- YOIIKMircu 15. May Kuowlos , handsome and bright young actress , whoso family is ono of the oldest , and wealthiest In Newburg , died under mysterious circum stances on Sunday. She was 10 years old and very beautiful. Ofllciah- Inquiry de velops an antn-raortcm statement she made that medicine for an illicit purpose had been given her by medical students and a room mate , her douth resulting. United Statc-n Slimmer < ) OCH Anhori > . PoiiTTbwxsnxii , Wash. , March 15. At 7 o'clock yesterday morning the United Stales stonmor Mohican , with the United States ro- coivinir shin Nlpslo In tow , wont uslioro on Point Wilson. A dense Jos prevailed at the time and it was impossible to talco boarings. Flvo hours later the vessel was floated with out injury. & CO. W. Corner 15tli mil Dou-jl.u Sti. Shamrocks for St. Patricks Day We have made arrangements for a supply of shamrocks , the picture on the left being a lifesize rep resentation. These beautiful shamrocks will arrive in time to be given away to those who call at our store on St , Patrick's day , It don't make any dif ference whether you are a regular customer or never have or never expect to trade with us , you are welcome to one as long as we have any , The handsomest buttonieres in the city. Browning , King & .Co W. Corner i5thand Douglas SU