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Till' average Washington newspaper correspondent cannot escape the convic tion that It is his duty to ndlt Ills paper and direct the political public sentiment of the nation. INFLATION of the currency in Argen tine drove the SO-cent paper dollar down , down to 20 } rents. And yet there are ucoplo in America who cannot learn anything from the experience of Argen tine. Tin : Hoard of Education has tnKon no utops thus far toward furnishing their rooms in the city hall. It is to bo hoped this body will give the homo furniture manufacturers nnd dealers a chance to kocuro this work. VHT'S constitutional SKNATOU STOW proposed tutional amendment to make the presi dent inologlblo for a re-election for four years after the expiration of his term ivould doubtless moot with popular ap proval if the presidential term was fixed at six years. Now suppose Governor Boyd should isBti'o a proclamation convening the leg islature in extra session nnd Mr. Thayer Bliatild attempt to counteract the pro- olaiYmtlon by revoking Uoyd'a call. Whom would the legislature obey ? If Thuyer is bound to test his right to ro- surrjo the governorship this would bo tho.shortost way to bring his claims to n focue. EXAMINATIONS for admission to the college , scientific nnd professional do- pirtmonts of Harvard university nro to bo hold in Denver , St. Louis , Minneapo lis and Chicago on .Tune 28th , 30th , July 1st and 2d under the charge of univer sity oflicors. This announcement is of interest in the west for two reasons : First , because it shows an increasing Interest on the part of this university in this section nnd second , because n largo number of young men arc preparing to enter Harvard nnd will desire to take the examinations. There is no good reason , however , why Omaha should nut have boon nddod to the list of cities whore examinations are to bo hold and we hope another year to see this city given the recognition her situation and Importance ) deserves in this con nection. Tun BKKouggests that Har vard alumni in this city and stnto make n strong effort to have Omaha incluacd next yoar. Tun presence In Omaha during the past week of two opera companies , both of which played to crowded houses , demonstrated that tv very largo element of our people appreciate whatever is worthy and meritorious and are re idy to give it generous support There is hardly a bettor index to the growth of culture in a community than the atten tion It accords to the better class of dramatic nnd musical entertainments , and judged in this way Omaha is mani festly malting most gratifying progress. A number of examples in the present BiMBon's experience of the theaters could bo cited in evidence of this. The fact Is vhnt whatever may bo said of the Blow progress of this olty In material prosperity during the past year or two , the intellectual lifo of the community has boon steadily notlvo and expanding , and never wore the conditions more favorable to Ha continued growth. IT is somewhat remarkable to find publlo opinion In England so much op posed to the decision of Lord Salisbury regarding a renewal of the modus vlvoti'll In Boring son , but it is gratify ing ovldenco that publlo opinion there is wiser and justor than that of the gov ernment , There can bo no ronspnable excuse for Iho refusal of the British government - ornment to continue the arrangement of laut year , the pretense that to do so would bo unfair to the investors in Civnndlun boaling vessels being wholly untenable. The piratical poachers who hiivo made preparations to carry on the indiscriminate slaughter of the uoal in Boring sea have not the slightest olaln to consideration from the British gov ernment , and nobody can understand this bettor than Lord Salisbury. But ho IB desirous of pleasing the politico element InCunntlu which is In sympathy with his government , and which appears not unwilling to incite a quarrel between Great Britain and the United States perhaps as a means of strengthening its power in the Dominion. The tempoi manifested at Washington , together with the influence of publlo opinion in England , may induce Lord Salisbury to hia position , AXAIU in : And now comes Mr. Joseph Blair , one of the attorneys for John M Thayer , with a formal complaint that the nforo- s.ild John M. Thnvii1 has prematurely vacated the ofllroot governor nnd should by right J ho forced to resume the dlgnl- ios and prerogatives which ho had exor cised by virtue of n preposterous as sumption of the Btnto supreme court , vhlch was reversed by the highest tribunal in the land , Imtnsyot has not been ofliclnUy expunged. Now it seems to us that the people of Nebraska have boon trilled with long enough. They have been torn up over the pretended claims of bogus govern ors nnd have patiently submitted to the mockery of justice over slnco the dis gruntled prohibitionists started the Powers contest 'that opened a wedge nto which Mr. Thayer was pushed by Mr. Blair nnd other eminent eonstltu- lonnl hair-splitters. The state has boon jivon a reputation second only to that of South Carolina nnd Mississippi right nftor the war , from which it will akoycatsto recover. Wo concede the legal profundity of Mr. Joseph Blair and are willing to lave it duly recognized and widely ad vertised. Wo realize that the state haslet lot done enough for Mr. Thayer and vould gladly see him taken care of for ho balance of his days if the Island which ho has recently annexed down in Texas does not afford him scope for the exorcise of this executive talents. Technically Mr. Blair may bo right as regards gubernatorial successions. From a strictly legal point of view I'lmyor , not being an emperor or king , could not abdicate at will. But bc-inyr on intruder without a shadow of title to ; ho ofllco nobody who desires to perpet uate popular Bolf-govornmont can bo UHtlflcd'in countenancing n repetition of the high-handed usurpation under the Homblnnco of legal forms. It is igainst the spirit of our Institutions to override the will of majorities and plu ralities when they have boon ascertained ind it would bo n travesty upon justice to attempt to reinstate a man into an olllco to which ho had no right In the llr.st place and from which ho voluntar ily retired when the decision of the United States supreme court had boon rendered in favor of the man whom the people had elected. Mr. Blair's attempt to reinstate Mr. Thayer would simply moan anarchy , ind Nebraska cannot afford to encourage .umrchy niidilissonsioii cither to enhance the reputation of Mr. Blair as ncousti - utional expounder or to gratify Mr. rhnyor's overpowering ambition to rule. Tin : COSTLY coxaitKSi > iuxArj FUXKHAL The burial of a deceased member of congress has como to bo a very expen sive affair. This is true both as to the cost in money and the time taken from public business for memorial services , A short time ago a member of the house of representatives , in discussing a pro posed amendment to the rules providing that memorial services bo hold on Sun day , stated that tho'houso paid out from $1,000 to $20,000 for burving n member , besides about $1,000 for the extra cost of pronouncing eulogies , and in addition the expense of printing. This member thought congressmen might make their grief much phoapor to the people , and he had no doubt that it would bo appre ciated by the great majority of citizens all over the country if congressmen should either cheapen their sorrow or forego the public expression of it. Ho made another good suggestion , which was that deceased members should bo buried as their constituents are buried , at their own expense. Ho know of nothing in our republican sys tem of government which justifies such profligate grief over deceased public servants , and there is nothing. It is unnecessary to inquire as to the origin of the custom of providing for the funeral expanses of deceased mem bers of congress out of the public funds. It is sufficient to know that it is being : abused , nnd that therefore a change is necessary. When $1,200 is taken out of the public treasury to pay for a casket to enclose the remains of a congress man , as was recently done , and $200 more expended on extra trimmings , it is obviously time to either stop altogether the burial of deceased congressmen at the public expanse or to establish by law what the maximum cost of a con gressional funeral .shall bo to the publlo. A bill for this latter purpose was intro duced some time ago , and it ought to pass if congress is not disposed to en tirely abandon the custom. But there is really no good reason why the usage should bo maintained. The people pay their representatives for their services. All of them are well enough off to make provision for their funeral expenses. Why should the whole people bo asked to pay for more than the incidental ex penses of a committee to accompany the remains from Washington when a mem ber dies at the post of duty and such other attentions as it is proper to show a deceased publlo servant ? But If moro than this is thought to bo desirable , if it bo deemed the proper thing that a deceased uiombor of congress shall ho cofllnod and photographed at the public expense , than lot there bo a limit fixed to the expense , so thai the people will know about what the deatti of a repre sentative in congress will coat them. With regard to the other question , that of consuming the time which ought to bo given to the publlo business in memorial services to the dead , the sug gestion to hold such fiorytcos on Sunday was a good one. The day is appropriate , the services being largely of a rollgloua nature , and they doubtless would attract moro popular attention If hold on Sun day than on a weoit day , thus exerting a bettor inlluonco than they now do. As a matter of fact , those memorial exor cises nro in a majority of cases allmly attended both by members of congress and by the general public , and it is nol surprising that this IB so in view of the gontirally commonplace character of the eulogies delivered. It was said by a member of the house who advocated holding memorial services on Sundaj that ho thought the proprlotr lea of the occasion would bo much bettor observed than he had sometimes soon them. But the moat cogent argument for the change is the fact that the public business , with which those exorcises have properly no connection , would not bo interfered vllh. Moro than twenty dnya were oc cupied by the IMtyllrsl congress in those memorial sorvicoi , and it would lot bo nn altogether reckless assertion to say tlint they were pnu'tlonlly lo < t. It cinnot bo said that there Is it pres ent any wide-spread popular demand for reform In the ! > o matters , but none the ess there ought to be a change , par ticularly in the matter of the coat of congressional funor.xls. Th it hns grown > oyond reasonable limits , and It Is the duty of congress to at least put a check ipon It. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ AX vx.n'ST AXII vxtrtm : I'lurncv. At every session of congress bills nro introduced to icmovo the charge of. desertion against persons who enlisted In the nrmy during the rebellion , nnd to correct the record in the case of other lorsons in the military service who were guilty of some violation of army rogu- atlons for which they were dishon orably dismissed. It rarely happens that these measures fall. They are Ivon a perfunctory consideration by .ho committees on military affairs , a 'avornhlo report is made on them , nnd they pass without further attention. In , hls way hundreds of men who acted the part of cowards during the great struggle 'or the preservation of the union , or who ivoro driven out of the military service .n consequence of some flagrant miscon duct , are every year whitewashed by congress and truthful records falsified , This practice is a gross injustice to , ho bravo and honorable men who gave Inlthful service to the country. Most of the men who ask congress to re move the charge of desertion or to cor rect the record of misconduct that has been made against them wont intotho , t\rmy not from patriotic impulse or a sense of duty to the country , but for the revenue there was in it. They were the recipients of the liberal bounties which \\oro paid during the last two years of the war , and they accepted this money with the intention of deserting at the very lirst opportunity. Everybody whoso memory goes back to that period remembers that the country swarmed with "bounty jumpers" who ilcd to Canada nnd Mexico in hordes , and that one of the greatest troubles of the mili tary commanders was to prevent the desertion of the men whoso incentive to enlistment was the generous sums of money they received. They were mercenary politicians who had not the slightest interest In the suc cess of the union cause , \\hodul nothosi- tate to perjure themselves , nnd who were ready to see the government overthrown rather than risk their lives on the bat tlefield. They were moro reprehensible than pronounced traitors to the govern ment , and while expediency justified the removal of the disabilities of the latter , there is no valid reason why the rec ords of odium justly made against the former should be removed or corrected. The effect of doing so is to put a premium upon desertion nnd other crimes against military law. The men who are purged by act of congress are enabled to secure admis sion to the association of the veterans who patriotically performed their duty. They can get into the ranks of the Grand Army of the Republic , and thereby appear for what they were not bravo and honorable soldiers. Moro than this , they may got on the pension rolls of the government. In short , the effect is to restore them to every right enjoyed by the bravest and most faith ful defenders of the union , nnd no ex tended argument can bo needed to show the impolicy nnd the injustice of doing this. Certainly no other country in the world would do it. Congress ought to stop showing favor to the men who deserted - sorted the government in the hour of peril or were dishonorably dismissed from the service for just cause. But if there bo any valid reason for relieving these men of the penalty and odium of faithloasnoEs when to bo faithless was a most grave crime against the govern ment , let there bo a general law passed that will embrace them all , and thus hnvo done with a practice that is repug nant to every patriotic consideration and against good policy. IN T1IH COXrKItKXOK. Bishop Newman in a recent sermon stated that two-thirds of the members of the Christian ch urchos of the world are women. It is generally believed that moro than two-thirds of the active , olToctlvo religious work of Christian churches is performed by the fominlno membership. Yet in very few of the churches are the women permitted to participate in all the privileges of church membership. With a few exceptions they are barred from the pulpits , and in none of the great denominations are they ad mitted to the legislative privileges ac corded their brethren. There are lady evangelists all over the country and a number of very prominent Methodist women like Mrs. Van Cott , Miss Willard and J. Ellen Fosior who conduct publlo worship , direct evangel istic work , lecture , etc. , but they are not admitted to the saorod eirolo of the ordained ministry or to membership in the general conforonco. For many years the Methodists as well as other great Protestant denominations have been considering the question of removing the Pauline restrictions against the women of the churches. The suffrage and other movements for the advancement of women in the social and political world have forced thp question into clerical circles. The Quakers have always permitted women to preach. The Unitarians and Universalista are lllto- wise liberal. The Methodists , though radical upon almost every other so-culled reform , have held back upon this propo sition. At the general conference in 1888 the movement forced itself Into moro than usual promlnonoa by tho-appoaranco of five women with credentials as lay dele gates from us many annual conferences demanding udmbslon. The ladies were denied seats , but the controversy waxed exceedingly warm and the .question became - came one of burning Interest to the Methodist fellowship of America. It was decided to submit the proposition whether women shall or shall not bo ad- j milled to membership us lay delegates of the general conference to the mem bership of the churches us well as the annual conferences. The vote of the membership of the chuichos could have no binding force tipjn the gbticrnjjicj nforonco , but it wns desired us nn ovU pfle/j of the wt h of the pooplo. The vote resulted In 182 , < TO in favor of the innutrition und 10'(0) ' ) ( ) against It. In | : conferences thovoto cist in ftfjlho proposition wna lO.Tofliind the in ijoflly In fnror win IHO. It will bo soon tl ill. fl > o sentiment Is by no menus unanimous upon this quostlon. An nmondmont trj the constitution of thochtiroh requires n throe-fourths vote of the iiniiuiil conferences nnd n two- thirds vote of l/c general conference. The quostlon Is therefore still unsettled , but with u b.icldiyr ( of 182,000 votes in the ohm-olios as-a * Nucleus for further growth. Only _ 2H,00 ( ) voles out of 1,600,000 wore cnst , but the Issue Is by no mentis ( lend. In ( nut It is very much nllvo and at the mooting In Mny In this city no other quostlon will probably bo pre sented in which the general public will bo moro deeply interested. The western conferences thus far hnvo very generally elected delegates bollovodto bo favorable to the admission of the woman , and in splto of the conservative east will insist upon rcsubmlsslon. The battle in the conference hero cannot bo conclusive * of course , but with the strong vote al ready polled back of them It is snfo to sny that the women will lose no ground nnd within a few years they will bo rec ognized. _ _ _ L1XKA L VHOMOTIOXS. Army ofllcors bolbw the rank of cap tain are just now very much interested In the action congress may take upon the subject of lineal promotions. Under the present system second lieutenants are promoted to llrst lieutenancies and first lieutenants to captaincies according to their relative regimental rnnlc. The order of their class standing on gradua tion from the military academy gives thorn the privilege of selecting their regimental assignments. Consequently the graduate is careful to select a regi ment whore promotion will bo reason ably certain , and young oflicors are often jumped to captaincies over loss fortunate but perhaps moro meritorious lieuten ants who fell iuto regiments whore pro motion was slow. There are now two bills before con gress proposing to apply the system of lineal promotion now existing in all other regimental grades to lieutenants. The Outhwaito bill , which has passed the houbo , would admit and perpetuate present injustices by applying the prin ciple of lineal promotion to first lieuten ants ns they are now arranged lineally , but would prevent them for the future. The bill as proposed by ox-Secretary Proctor in the sonntojiis i substitute for the Outhwaito measure proposes to accept the regimental system as it exists today and proceed with uromotions in the future lineally , giving olllcors the bono- Ht of their present lineal rank as dating from their last promotion. The difference , , between these two propositions is illustrated by its effect upon a lieutenant'Vlio has boon in the service for twenty-one years. Under the system of regimental promotions which hns heretofore1 existed ho now stands first on iho list and will bo a cap tain within a few lupaths unless the law Is changed. If the"1 Outhwaito bill is finally adopted , which does not now seem likely , ho will bo fifth in the list for promotion and would probably bo ad vanced in rank within two years. Under the Proctor proposition his standing will bo No. 62 , and as ho is now past 40 years of ago his promotion may bo deferred for a considerable period. From this instance it will bo seen that the lieutenants of the army are very much interested in the fate of the bills. These who are in regiments whore pro motion promises to bo rapid nro bitterly opposed to a change. These who wore less fortunate nro quite as bitter in their opposition to regimental promotions. There are two sides to the question. Generals Grant , Sheridan and Sherman were sturdy supporters of the existing system , and they insisted that lieuten ants should be entitled to the promo tions made possible by the casualties in their regiments. The oflicors directly affected insist that any change in the law working retroactively will bo gross injustice , because it is a Dart of their contract with the government that they shall realize the benefits of the assign ments secured by coed work at the mili tary academy , They , of course , rojjard the more mechanical system of lineal promotion as a clog to energy and an in ducement to avoid danger in time of war. war.On On the other hand , the advocates ol linonl promotion point.to the injustices inflicted upon deserving ofllcors by the regimental system , whereby recent graduates from West Point , who have perhaps never soon any active porvlco , are promoted ever old oflicora who have boon engaged in the most arduous fron tier dnty. There aVe many anomalies , it must bo admitted , in the system of regimental promotion which to a civilian seem sub verfllvo of the ofllclonoy of the military service. On the other hand , any re adjustment of the list of lieutenants as it now stands will either perpetuate the injustices already complained of or debar many meritorious oflioors from all hope ol promotion boytVria company graded. The general ofllclSn of the army , how ever , Is the import wit question pre sented. Upon tbjW ijInglo idea should the whole discussion ( rest. Individual interests cannot biPyermlttod to inter fere with ft reform * flitch experience , common sense ijnillo equity demands. There should , however , bo a well nigh unanimous sentiment1 in the higher ranks of the BOW/CO''in / ' ' its 'favor before st > radical and far-io'lbhlng a change In the existing order of things is under taken , und congress will do well to give advocates of all the jjyatoms in quostlon patient hearing before adopting either of the proposed measures. K TilK The Board of Education cannot afford to rest under the censure of the grand jury. That body , in its final report , which has become an Imporish . ! / * rec ord , Buys : Among a variety of serious rumors affect Ing that body | tbo Hoard of Education ] , sov orul cases two como to our knowiedfJ wticro mombori of the board have oooti , or still are onpuRod , cither directly or indi rectly , lu furnishing > uppllc < or belui ; Inter- 03toil iu contracts with tUo board. Wo are ndvlsod that this M Illegal , though not In- dlotablo , lA the Inw provides no ponnlty In suoh \ci. . But wo would remark thnt It should not require a poanl clause to prevent nombors from violating the Imv. The oxnct language of the law gov erning In Mich oases Is as follows : That It shall bo unlawful for npy member of tlio Hoard of Education to have any po- cunlary Interest , oltlior directly or Indi- rcctlv , In any contract for tlio erection of school houses , or tot warming , ventilating , furnishing or repairing the sumo , or bo Ir. any manner connected with tlio furnishing of supplies for tbo maintenance of tbo ichooK The grand jury , after patient Inquiry , distinctly assorts that several cases have como to its knowledge where members of the board have boon , or still nro , on- jagnd either directly or Indirectly In furnishing supplies or being interested in contracts with the board. This is n ? ruvo charge and if true the members referred to hnvo violated the plain letter of the law and their sacred oaths of olllco , They may not bo indictable by the grand jury nnd perhaps there is no lionnl statute governing in their cases , L > ut the board Itself certainly has the authority to expel members for corrupt practices , malfeasance In office , if it shall care to assort Its privileges. .It can at least investigate and put on record its findings and Invite guilty parties to re sign if nothing more. Every honest member of the board must fool keenly this thrust at the integ rity of the organization. Ho should bo unwilling to submit to this rolloctlon upon his honor as a member of a body whoso integrity should bo above suspi cion. Wo shall bo very much dis appointed if no action is taken to lift the Imputation of rascality from the board. Newspaper charges and common rumor might bo passed without further notice than an explicit denial or a demand for specifications. In this case , however , the charges are gravely made by the honorable grand jury. They were seri ously considered by that body nnd evi dence of their truth of a convincing character was formally presented under oath. The board can , therefore , do nothing but make a public Investigation , lot the consequences to individuals bo what they may. Will the board do its duty ? TUB attempt on the part 6f the Now York Herald to forestall an instructed Harrison delegation from Nebraska by suggesting Senator Mandorson as a presidential probability finds no encour agement at the hands of Senator Man dorson. who is too shrewd a politician to bo used by the anti-Harrison combine. TITK army canteen is in moro danger from the assaults of the Indian soldiery indirectly than from the Woman'a Chris tian Temperance union directly. Can't Comprehend Truth , Kli' . * JVriu Yorlc Commercial , The export witness cannot , as a rule , believe - liovo iu a hereafter. I.oiul unU I , OUR : . Pitladcli ! > tita Times. The prospective prolonged dobalo ever the silver question will corroborate In , anotlior way the old saying tbat monov talks. T\vo ( ircat Clitcauo Times. Kmporor William now oxprct-jos a laudable doslro to "pulverize" the czar. Hero's a chance for that Now Orleans AttUotic club to eot two famous heavy weights Into Its justly celebrated arena. A Mmlum Murvel. Kcw Yoikf . ODO of the marvelous tbiugs of the times is the report that Russell Saga is hostile to monopolies , trusts and combinations. Yet ho is no doubt still willing to loan any of thorn a fair amount of money at cent pol ecat on adequate security. Tlio Drulii of ( ! ( > 1 < 1. Globe-Democrat. A llttlo ever $9,000,000 In gold has boon ex ported slnco Janury 1 . A third of this sum , however , wont out la&t week , and tbo move ment may continue at this rate for several weeks yet. Fortunately , though , wo are in a bettor position to stana a drain of this sort than wo were last year , when the shipments were much larger than they ore likely to bo this year. Tlio TUK of War. A'eiit I'oi/f / Coininrici if. King George will do well to lot Greek moot Greek among his subjects , and keen himself and bis respectability out of the contest. Theirs Is a country to whloh lines in Bishop Hobor's missionary hymn are peculiarly ap plicable. When the gods loft Olympus they did so for good reasons , and thought them selves lucky to bo able to rotaln their nol very extensive wardrobes. A Winning Coiulilniitlon. Clitcauo Tribune. [ las it occurred to anybody to suggest that Mr. D ooze of Kansas , the prominent orohlol- tlonlst , might bo uu acceptable running mate for Governor Boles of prohibition lowal Any kind of straddle would do for a platform , und the the ticket Bolei and Booze or Booze and Holes , It Is immaterial whloh of tbo two names goes llrst would swoop tbo country like an epidemic o ( measles. Itovky Hand for "Hulnts. " SI. I'aul ( Holt. Mundane celestials are Imvlngsomo trouble Just now. Harris , the California saint , has descried his following and taken a wlfo ; tbo church militant lu Iowa la m need of the Btnto troops for protection , and Scluvoln- furth , tbo Rookford Christ. U llablo to have bis kingdom desecrated by tbo minions of the law. An angry husband would have "heaven" sola to pay him for tbo loss of his wlfo. _ r.ir.K AIIUUT XKAI.H. t'hlladolpbtft Record ; Over Boring ; Salis bury. Philadelphia Enquirer : Doubtless tbo seals Join with the diplomats In wishing that Boring sea wore permanently closed. Now forlt Recorder : Wo must bavo fair play with England. In dealing with Amer ica she must play fair. Lot that ultimatum be sent to the DrltUh premier I , Kantas ( Jlty Journal ! Wlillo Mr , Dlalno and Lord HnlUbury nro having their llttlo gamo'Df tag about tbo modus vlveudl la tbo Boring seu.tbo poor seals are getting do- cldediy tbo worst of It. St. Louis Ropubllni If the republicans want a war with KiiRland out of tbo sealskin Job , lot them go aboud. It would parulyra the west and all tbo exporting states so com pletely that thcro would not uo a republican state left iu the basin of the Mississippi. St Paul Pioneer I'ross ! The truly proat seal of tbo United States is tbo one that nav igates the briny deep of Bering sea. Tlio Hrklsh buvo Ulton some wrong Impressions irom It it they suppose Uuclo Sum muy bo bullied with raoio ease In iBW than la 1770 or WIS. WIS.Now Vork Independent : Lord Salisbury's acceptance of arbitration will count for little If ho proposes to defeat It Indirectly by throw ing down meantime tbo barriers against poachers. Wo doubt whether tbo senate will ratify tbo trnaty unlots on ad Interim cessa tion of seal slaughter is arranged for. Com mon Juatlcu and gunoral precedent require a suspension of act * lu dlopule , when a Jolut nppont Is made to n tribunal to determine tholrrlgbtfulncss. Globe-Democrat : There Is no division of sentiment among Americans on the Boring ica questions. Democrats as well as ropub- leans will stand by the administration in assorting - sorting vho rights of the country on thl * uo. There will bo no backdown by the United States. Chicago Tribune : The law must bo enforced - forced rigidly , and the knowledge that Mich iVlll bo the outcome probably will tone down tbo bluster of Lord Salisbury , which hns every appearance of boinir made for the tmr- Mscof bracing up the disheartened torlcs who nro now close unon dissolution and an appeal to the people. But whether thU bo so or not , there Is nothing which will nettle : hls rompllcntlon moro ijiilcldy than a roso- ute declaration of American rights under the law. Washington Post : Tlioso privileges cither belong to the United Stutoi or they nro the common property of the world. If they bo OUM , lot us sav so nnd lot us hold them n't nil cost. Lord Salisbury hire furnished moro than a suniulunt Justification for withdrawal from the agreement to nrbllrnte , and wo should loio no time In withdrawing. Wo should return to tbo secure ground of our rights nnd stand thoro. TUo United Stntov cannot afTord to have one policy for Chili and another for England. roian or TIIK HTATI : vniss. Columbus Tolottram ( dom. ) : Even In No- jr.ukn democrats cannot agrco on the silver quostlon. There may bo fun nhoiul iu iho state convention , Hastings Democrat : If the Democrat understands correctly the temper of the dem ocrats In this section of the Lord's vineyard , they will refuse lo longer continue as the cat's paw to ruko independent chestnuts out of the Ore. Fremont Flail : If republicans calculate to win this year they must put forward the nest malorial they have for governor for Vojrtl' of the damocrnoy , and Mr. Van WycU. of the Independents , nro foes worthy of their host steel. Central City Nonpareil : TIIKOMAIH Bnn'i history of Nebraska as printed In a four-page edition last week U a treasure to bo preserved - served for future reference , as It contains much valuable Information not found In books. When it comes lo repeating Ne braska's history Rosoy uuows pretty near what he Is talking about. Columbus Telegram ( dom ) : The tulo about n domocratlc-lndppondonl comblnn by which all the state nnd congressional ofllccs have boon apportioned out , Is lee slmplo lo Hltract moro than passing attention , nnd re publicans need not got frightened ever It , If they nro beaten , it will not bo by the carrying out of any such chimerical schemes us have been put in circulation by some Imaginative simpleton , whoso knowledge of politics Is evidently fur below pir. Protnont Herald ( dom. ) : Dr. Mlllor is quoted us saving "I can say thnt 1 have it not ever three days old direct from Grover Cleveland thnl 'tho blunders committed oy the present democratic congress have never been exceeded. ' Shades of Horatio Sov- mourl when is the doctor goint' lo quit the patent medicine- business ) Wo thought thu doclor musl bavo "had tl" from somebody lo como in us proxy lo the commilloo mooting ! Why doesn't ho "follow > .cw York" as usual } Plattsmouth Journal : TIIK But : contains asmull-sizod political sensation , in whloh the hickory-shirt slulosuiiui from Is'oinnua counly is dubboa "a horny-hundod grander with a railroad pass book. " The sensation is accompanied by u Cnu-slmilo letter signed by Wall Sec-ley nnd a U. As M. trip pass alleged - loged to have boon issued by Majors to one R. M. Cumpbcll. Should Tom Majors secure the republican nomination for irovurnor next fall issues of TUB BKE of Ihis date will bo in great demand for campaign documents. Crete Vldolto : The action of the dome cracliu press in Nebraska in horalaing every little move or mumble made by Congressman Bryan Is becoming nauseating. When llttlo boys atlompl to urguo wllh grown people they are considered fresh and ill raised , bul Iho sickening efforts of this nervy young man lo force himself Into prominence are considered by his party papers in Ibis slate j us the qulntesonoo of statesmanship and ! political sagacity. Retribution is somotlmcs delayed , but ho will rocelvo his chastisement next November. Seward Reporter ( rop. ) : The republican party of Nebraska must nominate the best men lhal cah bo secured , regardless of whore they live , und stand shoulder to shoulder for their election. If n man from the country is the bast and most available man lo head the tickel , lot him bo nominated , bul if an Omaha candidate will make a better show for vic tory , olhor Ihlugs being equal , by all moans trivo us Iho Omaha man. Lei no sectional differences and no revengeful feelings stand in the way of republican success in Nebraska this year , when wo have lo nloct not only a governor , but presidential olcctors , conirrnss- men and a legislature lhal will chooao a United Stales senator. Close up the ranks and let every republican In the state bo pre pared to do his whole duty , regardless of personal feelings or sectional prejudices. iT.tr OHTl'IAII UKNJflllUUS. Pillsburg Times : Joy Gould Is evidently a very sick man. In adulilon to his 910,000 "church extension" donation ho has Jusl given $35,000 to a college. Providence Telegram : Jay Gould has given $25,000 to the university of the Citv of Now York. How generous the great titinn- rlor Is gelling to bo in these days of his ill health. Now York Commercial : The crank who wrote to Jay Gould asking for a trillo of $3,000,000 dons not road Iho newspapers. Ho should have pul a "Rev. " before his namo. liven cranks should bo abreast of the timoa. Now Vork Advertiser : Jay Gould hns gone lo Mexico. One of his last acts before leaving Now Vork was to donate $ J5,000 to the Now York university. This , with hli 1 10,000 for church extension , Indicates that ho U dlitwod to mil up heavy margins apfttnst thofuturo. eo.iimif. ro.v.w.vr. WnililnRtnn Tout If 1'iiRlllM Maher roallv doilros to commit suloldo hu should imvn con tinned hit delmto with Colonel rit/iltnmoni for n few more round * . Indlnlinpotls Jniirnnl : I.awvnr Well. w got the bostof them tlilt tlnip. You Irivo boon st'titonco I to ninety-nine yours in prison , Convict Ninolv-nlno your ? Why , I'll bo ( load bcforo I Imvosorvml Inlf of U , " \cs : ttiniM whuroyou get thti best of 'em , ' Knto riold't W.iihliiilon : "How many arc Included In the oonnr.il public ) " "tt dvpcniN on whether you tire Invtllnir It to subscribe for a nuwspiipor or touomu uu und tnkanilrliik. " _ Now Vork Sun ! "Wo will cum all the UU ol tlio body politic ! " the o.uidlilnto oxoliilmod lu tllOCOtlMPOf Ills IpC'Ofll. "Is tbnt tlio raatnn } ou have nil tbn waul lioiilurn In tin ] ulty working for you ? " n man on the front bench asked , 111:11 : filler OAKK It. t , HiilMittr In Jiiiljf. Hho murmured out the butler with a very solemn - omn iilr : The milk ami sugar also ; and she took the itroitust cnro To count llio OJIJM correctly , and to add a Ill- tie hit Of ImMtii ! powder , which , you know. bczln < not-soft nmlt. Thuti she stirred It all together , and she bakot It full nn hour. Hut she never quite forgave hursolf for lout Ing out the ilour , Washington Star : I'mloruwskl's hair Is ( legitimate successor of the clir.vsanthoimm craze. _ Now York Tribune : Softloluh-Old Hoik siiys ho saw the Aurora Iluroulls lust night. 1 tlimiRlit no was noirslghtud. Hhnrplolsh-Tlmt accounts for It. The old boy can't sco beyond his own nose. Somorvlllo Journal : Homo people seem to think that talking In n moral way Is loading n religious life , 1'hlladolphla Uncord : A sclontlllo Journm says that lull love music. There Is no doubt thai the shad Is partial to bouos. Now Orleans I'lcnyune : When a buckwheat ciiko is nut done up brown II becomes u llai falluio. A poet In the current Atlantic thus hits oft Dm month of Murolt up to date : A roult.tr , blustering boiiil of March , Sot free f 10111 out a cloud-hung iirch In p Ulld Hkk's , us dim of dye Anil cold ns frostml violet's eye. A llun March Unit shakes his ninuo To fright those steads of golden roln Wlmso ulmrjotour drives on nmco | With stoutly splendor , god-llko grace. Post : A mazarine article 'Ito titles' piy ? " Well , gonorillv. < ' until they ate suutl , nnd tliou sometimes they get out of It , Washington Star : It isn't always tin striiRiilo for dally broad 'hut mul > os puopi fool the race with poverty. It Is vurv iifti l tlio strugulu for terrapin and uiiiill on toast. Claims Jt Is Hliicluimll. AI.MI , Nob. , March IS. To the Editor ol Tut- : Ben : The flllug of the polltlon against JudgoGaslin by Mrs. Guyor for $ .10,000 fet alleged broach of promise Is regarded hen ns n blackmailing schomo. The plulntlff in the sull bus boon regarded by many as in sane , and 11 Is ntlegoct her nearest nolgb bors and rolatUos will have noth lug to do with her. Tlw provallir.j opinion here is that she was put up lo brlii ( , > ing the suit by another party. With. Iho p lltiou llloa there is uu ugrcomoul signed by Iho plaintiff and her attorney tnal Iho at ? tornoy Is to have one-half oi the proceeds ol the suit , and that the plaintiff cannot sotlla without the cor:3onlof her aitoinoy. I hava talked with a largo number of leading cltl- 7ons , aud every ono expressed the belief that this is nothing more than a disgraceful scheme for thn purpose of extorting money. It has developed that some parties bavo boon endeavoring for some time to procure a pho tograph of Jud o Gaslin for Iho purpose of sendinc It along with n picture of the plaintiff - tiff 10 the Police Gazelle , and thus him into disropulo. ii Jilt Itiwnc 1'ciftitinn In Ymihct Well , .lucid , tbroo yo.irs I've waited To see this blossoil clay , Tlitoo years yoti'0 boon a-courtlu' Anil always h id your say , Vc-t wluit you've boon a-iloln1 I'd llko to know , I swan ! You're tallied ou every siibjock ' ( 'opt th' ono you most thought ou. tbo horschiilr sofa l.onuhave I sat und snt , Wond'rln' with yon hi'tldu mo , Just \\luit you would bo ut. 1 knouuil yon'/o utter somntliln1 Tbnt shook your linart with dread , Yet loi.u'syou wouldn't M > o ik. Judd , You might us uoll boon dead. Now this yore sort of cloilsln' Ml bt make of some a fool , In nplto of all tholr pnshiiiico ; lint luus ! I'vo boon to HuhooII I suy tills thlni ; must stop , Judd , You've rooly got to bojir : So , uhllu I up and usU you , b'poso you expand that oar. Long , wearily I've watted On leap year's loosonlnp hand , And now 111 do the tulKln' I'ur I've Just got tbo sand. I B'IJOSO you want to marry ; Hut who , you'd never cheep , How's thtitl You don't iiiu.in mo , Judd ! Well , that puts mo to sloop. And so ut last you've spoken , You'd die to know your fate : Well , Hiiro as pro icliln's proachln1 , Vou'ru just n in Itu too lute. 1'or I've ut lust concluded A man ulio falls to see Just what ho wants for tbroo years , Is not the man for mo. & CO. \V. \ Coruar lutli anI Doujl.n Stj. 1 I' . . ' I. ' ' Shamrocks I for St. Patrick's Day We have made arrangements for a supply of shamrocks , the picture on the left being a lifelike rep resentation. These beautiful shamrocks will arrive in time to be given away to those who call at our store on St , Patrick's day. It don't make any dif ference whether you are a regular customer or never have or never expect to trade with us , you are welcome to one as long as we have any. The handsomest . buttonicres in the city. Browning , King & Co ri W. Corner 1 5th and Douglas Sts