THE OMAHA DAILY HEE : SUNDAY , FEBRUARY * , 1892TXTEEN PAGES , THE DAILY BEE. E. I1OSEWATEI1. EciTon. PUHLISIIKD EVERY MORNING. TF.UM8 OK SIJIISCKIl'flON. DnHylteo ( without Sunday ) Ono Year. . . , * 8 nn linllr nnd Sunday , One Year. . . . . . 1000 HIT Months B 00 Tlirco Mnnth * 250 Mindifv HIT , Ono Yo.ir. 2 CO HtiUtrdny lice. OnoYoir I nl ftcukly 1)00. ) UnoYcnr. 100 orncns. Oinnlia. The lice Ilulldlng. FntuhOmnlm , corner N nnd With Streets. Council IliilK ! 12 I'narl Street. Chlcnco Ofllce. 317 I hainbor of Commerce. New YorkHonnirM4nndl.vrrlbiinollulldnp ! 'Washington , Ma Fourteenth Street. OOUUESI'ON'DKNCR. All communications rotating to news nnd editorial matter should bo addressed tc the Kdltorlal Department. BUSINESS LETTERS. Alt bnnlnen'tetter * Hnd romlttftncct should te addressed to The Iteo Publishing Company , Omaha. Drafts , chocks nnd postodlco onion to ho made payable to the order of the com- unny. Tlic Bee Polishing Company , Proprietor THE IIEE BUILDING. frWOUN STATEMENT- OIHOULATION. ttatnpf Nobriiskn ( County of UoiiBliu.ss ( - Oto. I ) , Tzschuck , secretary of The HKK riibllshlnir company , does toloinnly swear Hint the nctuul circulation of TIIK DAir.r Mm : for the nook ending February fl , IMtt , vras ns follows : Sunday , Jnn.ai 18.23) ) Monday , 1'oh. t 1R.4IW Tncidny. Fob. 2 21.IUI Wednesday. Fob. 3. 23,7 < W 'Ihnrsdnv. Fob. 4 2'.8. ' Vrlday , Fob. 5 EVTfiT fcalurdny , Fob. G. 24.ISO Average 24,770 OEO. n. TzscmuoK. Sworn to 1 cforo me nnd mibscrlbod In my prrsenco this Oth day of Fobrnarv , A. I ) . 18W. BKAU N. 1 , Fmt , . Notarv I'ubllc. Avoratrn Clrruintloii for .ftiiumry U4i34. : IT'S n wise child who knows Its own father , but it tnkos u wiser man in No- brasldi to know his own governor. WHKN the curtain la runrr up at the statecnpitol tomorrow the people of Nebraska will bo treated to another roaring farco. WE IIAVK never had moro than two v ovornora in ono week slnco Haacall Jailed the legislature , but this week wo may have tliroo of thorn. SOUTH OMAHA will take another jtirap this year , with half a million dollars to bo expended in now packing houses nnd from two to three thousand in the en largement of the stock yards plant WILLIAM WOODUUKST , who was war den of the state penitentiary many years ago , has boon selected for appoint ment as reeoivor of the North Platte land ollleo. The appointment is made in the interest of harmony with abig fl. Ai'i'OJLvrrox court house is no moro , having been destroyed by llro. The McLayno housO whore Grant and Lee signed the terms of surrender still stands , however , to mark the historic spot. It should in some way bo pro tected from all danger of destruction. ALFUED TKNNYSON , poet laureate , takes all the poetic license with truth the law allows him in his panegyric upon the late dttko of Clarence and Avondnlo. Ho cannot therefore blame the Atlantic cable for taking telegraphic license to demoralize some of hts lauda tory lines. EFFOIITS to besmirch the record of thu superintendent of the national cen sus by "charging that ho subordinated his bureau to political ends will utterly fall. Superintendent Porter's ofllcial zeal and olTlcioncy have established for him a reputation which is proof against partisan attacks. THE South Dakota alliance pootosa who unblushingly dedicated a poem to Senators Poffor and Kyle urging them to "ArmI Go forth naked for the fight" was a little harsh with Kyle. Poffor's modesty could lie secreted behind his whiskers , but the clot leal senator from the blizzardy state would bo entirely exposed to the weather. KANSAS CITY is working to soouro a flouring mill with a capacity of 5,000 barrels per day , for which a bonus of 817,500 is required. Inasmuch as a flouring mill is worth eight or ton na tional political conventions to nn enter prising city in the midst of a grain- growing region , there .should bo no dif- Jiculty In raising that bonua in Kansas. Pitiil KNT BKIIIIS of the Now York Llfo Insurance ) company makes two things absolutely clear : Lifo insurance la n profitable business and premium rates are too high. If the troubles which have como upon his company re- Rult in cheapening the cost of insurance without reducing the chi\ractor of the security then will the people conclude that Pinkolsplol and the ether oxtrava- gancoH of the management wore bless ings in disguise. TIIK house , committee on irrigation lias unanimously agreed upon the propo sition that the arid lauds bo coded to the states , and doubtless u bill governing their reclamation and tuilo will bo intro duced. It will moot with Bonio opposi tion , but the fact IB bocotning apparent that ' congressional sentiment loans largely toward the plan proposed by the states most interested. Senators Wnrron of Wyoming1 and Stewart of Nevada will prob.ibly load the fight for coding the lands to the state In the sou- nto. A strong opposition may bo ex pected from eastern eotmtors and the re sult in that Iwfly is problematical. While THB TlKK believes the national govern ment should control and develop these lands for actual sottleru , and is convinced that their sale would provide all the funds necessary for tholr proper irriga tion , wo must admit that the prospect of early national action Is not encourag ing. The ceding of the lands to the itatos will not ba the best solution ot the problem , but It may ha the most ex peditious WR3" of securing irrigation. It Is to bo hoped that restrictions will bo imposed by cotigrcs ? which shall prevent - vent speculators and monopolies from obtaining control of thorn. The danger Is that the experience with the swamp land swindles will bo repeated with the arid lands and millions of aoros of laud will bo classed with the arid. 0.1M//.1 TAKKS AXOTHKH 8TKP IV/f- H'AIW. Unless all signs fall Omaha is des tined to distance Kansas City within the next eighteen months both as a boot and porit-packing center. The decision of the Cudahy Packlnc company to enlarge its already oxton- slvoboof-pncking plant to throe times its present capacity nnd the nlmoat certain enlargement of the plonoor packing plant of the Hammonds afford ample nssuranco that Omaha will , In the not distant future , rank next to Chicago as a meat canning and packing cantor. For South Omaha this moans un addi tion of from two to three thousand In her population before the close of the present year. Fo11 Omaha It moans n very marked inorooso in bank clearings nnd a stimulus , to manufacturing enter prises that are correlative to the cattto and pork-packing industry. Itayond and above nil things is the almost certain extension of our railway system into the cattle-raising region in tho'Toxas panhandle and the construc tion of feeders by the Union Pacific and Uurlington lines into northwestern Nebraska - braska and South Dakota. KXT cmzB.vsmr. A judge in ono of the judicial districts of Pennsylvania , when granting natur al i/ation papers recently , publicly stated that hereafter ho should make it an in flexible rule to require of applicants for citizenship that they shall have road the constitution of the United States and of the state before ho will grant natur alization papers. There may bo a ques tion as to the right of a judge to exact this requirement , sincn there is nothing in the naturalization laws granting such authority or Imposing upon an appli cant for citizenship the condition that ho shall read at all. In order to become a citiznn an alien has only to establish to the satisfaction of the court that ho has resided within the United States and the state or territory the time re quired by law , that ho has bahavod as u man of good moral character , and that ho is "attached to the principles of the constitution of the United States and well disposed to the good order and hap piness of the same. " No ether test is required , anu a judge has no moro au thority to require that an applicant for citizenship shall have ro id the federal or state constitution than ho has to make the granting of naturalization con ditional upon the applicant having road the now testament. Whether or not the law is defective in this respect and ought to bo amended seas as to require that an alien in order to be entitled to citizenship shall have road the constitution of the United States and the organic law of the state in which lie seeks naturalization is another mat- tor. The question hao boon discussed and agitated moro than once in the past , but without inducing congress to im- posothis condition or to roquirs any ed ucational qualification. In view of this it must bo assumed that there have boon cogent reasons for not going beyond the existing requirements of the law. Ono of those nviy bo that if illiterates aliens are to bo oxoludod from citizenship justice requires that natives who are ignorant of the fundamental principles of the government should also bo de prived of the rights of citizenship. Un questionably there is a growing senti ment that the naturalization laws ought to bo moro stringent and that it is de sirable to put a hicrhor value upon citi zenship. There is a widespread fooling that the time h'is como to require that those who .become citizens shall have an intelligent understand ing of the duties nnd responsibilities involved in that re lation. Perhaps the weight of argu ment is in favor of such reform , and at any rate it is likely that sooner or later the sentiment , in this direction will take practical form in law. Intelligent citi zenship i ? necessary to good government - * mont nnd to the preservation of repub lican Institution.- * , and it should be en couraged inovory practicable way. SO.VH I'L.llX TALK. The bank clearings and the cronoral tone of trade in Om ilia bespeak a re vival of business for 189i. Confidence has returned to the community , and prosperity rules throughout its tributary territory. There is no excuse for po.v nimism in the facu of Iho present busi ness conditions. The old apology fo- inaction and indifference is no longer available , but wo should bu engaged in something moro profitable than moro talk. Unfortunately our business man's or ganizations uru not moating the de mands of the situation. The Board of Trade , since it bocuno : especially int'or- estod lu the grain buslnuaj , has wall- nigh abandoned everything olno. A well attended , onthuslastlc m3oting of the Board oT.ade ( has not occurred for man } * months. The Heal rotate ) exchange wont glim mering months ago and a single sp ism about the llrjt of the year aunounc3d its Until dissolution. The Rj.xl KHato Owners association , the youngest of the business men's organizations , has kept itself busy guarding the public treas ury. It Is entitle ! to gr. it credit for work performed In this Important di rection , tut it is not so wall supported as it should bo by our citizans , and llnds Itself hampered for want of funds. This organization ought to bo made a power in the community. It can now afford to roaton its oars so far as goyornmental economy is concerned , und should take a now and aggressive line of effort for the commercial welfare of the city. Between political campaigns dry rot Boizos upon the Central Lubor union. Instead of devoting its time uuco.iaingly to the encouragement of industries which employ labor and cultivating u sentiment o ( local patriotism among the labor organizations of Omaha , its mom- bora profe- plan political movements and roach out after the prominence which comes of political agitation. The Manufacturers und Consumers as- Boclution is the only really llvo buhinoss men's organization in Omaha. Its mem- borshlp is united , enthusiastic , and iu work thus far has boon olfectlvo. B'U this la u imuuifiicturorb' association. It alms to develop local industry and stimulate u eontimont for patronizing homo industry. Furthermore , it is a state affair. It cannot consistently de vote its onortrlos to Omaha. Those nro the unvarnished facts. In dividual members of the various organi zations nro responsible for the con ditions of which wo complain. Officers cannot do .ill the work required to make those public concerns inlluontlal. Wo have enough business moil's organiza tions to moot the situation. What wo want is moro workers , fewer talkers and definite purposes toward which wo can move with the force of public sontlmonl and the strong support of enterprising and substantial liberality. OF c Everything relating to Christopher Columbus , historical and personal , pos sesses a spoclal interest at this time which will bo heightened ai Iho date approaches for celebrating the discovery of America. Ono of the interesting features of the Columbian exposition will bo u collection of portraits ot the great navlg ttor and dlscovoror , nnd Mr. W. E. Curtis , chief of'tha buro iu of South American republics , has pub lished In an eastern migazlno a most interesting monograph relating to the various portraits of Columbus. Ho takes notice of all the allogoA portraits now in oxistonco. The alleged portraits Of Cdltimbua are numerous , and the dissimilarity be tween them makes it Incradlola that many of them could liavo boon painted from the same subject. Mr. Curtis dis poses of most of them as having no claim to bo genuine , although some of them have boon rog.irdod as genuine by others. This is the case with the portrait trait in possession of Senor Colombo. Another ia the portrait which hangs in the council chamber of the captain general - oral of Cuba. A portrait , of Columbus believed to bo authentic is thu ono known ns the Holvodoro , aaid to huvo boon painted by order of King Ferdi nand of Austria in 1579 as a copy of the portrait then owned by Archbishop Glovo. It is a small miniature in oil executed upon n wooden panel. Franco once pos sessed two portraits of Columbus of great antiquity and presumably gon- ulno , once of which , recently presented to the nation by count do Montesquieu , is thought to be the portrait printed from lifo by the command of King Ferdinand of Spain , who desired a memorial of Columbus in case ho should not return from his expedition. This picture represents Columbus as clean , shavnn and oi' a rather heavy cast of countenance. The portrait in the Versailles gallery represents him as en tirely bald. After speaking of a number of alleged portraits that are open to sus picion or have little claim to attention , Mr. Curtis refers to a portrait in the possession of Mr. Ellsworth of Chicago as of unquestionable antiquity and ar tistic value , nnd ns to which there is circumstantial evidence amounting al most to a probability that it was painted from lifo. This collection of portraits of the dis coverer of the now world will bo studied with great interest and will constitute one of the most attractive features of the World's fair. T11H LATK J1R. SPUKdKOS. The late Rev. C. H. Spurgoon was ono of the foremost preachers of our times. Although not gifted in the tricks of orators or trained in the schools of theology elegy , ho has easily stood at the head of his profession , if success in attracting members to his church and ability to interest largo concoursoa of people con stitute leadership. His career has been a long and interesting ouo , though it is ended at thro'o years less than three score. He probably inherited his bent for the ministry , being the third of his own name in .direct line to select this noble calling. His father and grand father wore Congregational clergymen. Ho grow up in an atmojphoro of' some what stilt Puritanism and was encour aged to devote much attention to re ligious reading and thought. When u moro boy ho wns converted under the emotional preaching of u Methodist , and after some time had elapsed for niDiita- tion upon the various doctrines ho united with the Baptist church. IIin orthodoxy has ever sihco boon of the most unbending Calvinlstic character. His religious convictions Avoro so inflex ible that in 1834 ho withdraw from the English Baptist union for the reason that he could not remain In fellowship with some of its , clerical members who wore too broad in tholr. views upon some doctrinal questions. Yet ho brolco many yours Ago with the body of belief in his church by abandoning close communion. Mr. Spurgcon never sought the title of Doctor of Divinity. Ho preferred to bo called "Mr. " rather than "Dr.1 Spurgoon. From the time when ho preached his Urst sermon as a boy 10 years old until the duv of his do.itli his discourses and his personal behavior wore distinguished by simplicity. His sermons and his books are all peculiarly directed to the common people. Abound ing in illustration and giving evidence of a brilliant genius , they are nuverthe- less couched in language within the un- dnrbtanding of children and the common folk. He stunds alone perhaps among great modern Protestant preachers in having yielded nothing of his strict orthodox interpretations of thn scrip tures and articles of faitli to the so-c illod advanced thought of the ago. lioochur became almost u Univors.illst in his teaching before his death , and Simpson had ceased to frighten his hearers with awful pictures of a final und /earful / judgment day. Spurgoon was paiood to see the young men from his own theo logical school drifting a way from call ing , election and ether doctrines whloi ) ho believed to bo plainly taught in the bible. Mr. Spurgoon performed a vast amount of lubor. Ho wus still in his teens whe.ii ho became pastor ot tha Now P.irk street church in London , Ho wus only 22jairj of age when in the Hoyal Surrey Gardens music hull ho d-ow : audiences of from 5,000 to 0,000 , SunJ.iy after Sund.-iy anJ had achieved a worldwide renown. In the llrat ton yoard of his. London pastor ale he had received ; i,5U ( I > OMOU : into the membership of his church and fur thirty ye.its his has been the largest church in membership and the largest congregation iu Christendom. But ho did notre t thrrfurhIho week lo prepare himself for Ihl Stmday offort. Ho wrote commoiiul-IoH upon the sorlpturos and roUglous-mmks , odltod a monthly religious periodical , superintended thn work and gave instruction in iv divinity school , dlrootWJT' n colnortnjjo society and looked after the Interests ot the Stockwoll Orphanage. Ho broke down from ovorwofji f\ No wonder -MJ-'rollglous world mourns his loss. Tlioro is no preacher to take hist place. A genius cannot bo made by education or 6.Vforlonco. { Other men of eloquence and { posvor in preaching can lllljargo auditoriums and interest im- inonso audiences for occasional services , nnd oven for weeks at a time , but not slnco the Reformation has n. man ap peared , excepting Mr. Spurgoon , who has sustained an untarnished reputa tion , nn undlmmod eloquence and nn over Increasing-- popularity and success through a period of forty years. . TIIK P.IX-AMKRICAN .tf7.ir.tr. Mr. Frank G. Carpenter , whoso name ia so familiar to readers of TllK HUB , contributes nn unusually interesting letter - tor this week regarding the proposed railway which is to connect the two American continents. This great enter prise is making moro progress than people plo generally suppose. Ordinarily , rail way undertakings of magnitude are her alded by brass band announcements and the country is wearied with anticipa tions of the results which high-sounding advertisements prophecy. Wo nro also accustomed to auction sales of town lots and flaming handbills Informing us of the immense profits to bo realized upon investments along proposed now rail roads. Here , however , la a line which when completed will connect Now YorK and Buonoa Ayrcs by rail , and yet only an occasional newspaper article appears to remind us that the work is progressing. A glance at a map will enable the reader to appreciate the enormous dis tance between these two c'ties. ' To travel from ono city to the ether will bo a railroad ride of 10,000 miles and the traveler will pass through seventeen different nations and almost as many distinct climatic zones. The road which the pan-American congress determined upon and which is now being surveyed begins at the Mexican line and runs through the Central American states , across the isthmus of Panama , through Colombia , Ecuador , Peru , Bolivia and Chili to the Argentine Republic system. A good part of iho distance the track will bo at an eloi'utlbn ' of from 9,000 to 12,000 foot above sea level , and on a plateau betwce ? the main ranges of the Andes mountains. The practicability of the route is rap idly being dciuonatroted by the Ameri can engineering parties in the field. The direct management of prelimi nary details is i\i the practical hands ot such eminent railway builders and oper ators as Andrew J. Cussatt and ox-Sena- ton Henry G. Davis. Once the survey is completed there will bo little difll- culty in obt itiing" subsidies enough from the nation through which the line is to be ( 'otistr.uutod to do the grading , lay the track and equip the road. The scheme' is , therefore , no vagary. It promises immense returns to its pro jectors. Mexico will have a line ID Te- huuntopee very soon. Argentine has her system extended to Bolivia. Other private companies have links under way or completed which will form part of the great system. Loss than 2,900 miles arc to bo located and built by the pan- American company. Branch lines will bo built to Venezuela , Brazil and the coast regions of ether states. In fact , 18,000 miles are now under construction and surveyed , part of which are in the direct , route , and the remainder natur ally tributary to the trunk line , which , when completed , will'extend from the city of Mexico to Buenos Ayros. The details of this gigantic enterprise of uniting North.and South America indissolubly - dissolubly by bands of stool rails and direct railway communication are well worthy the perusal of every reader of THE BKK. TltK NOltTHn'KST PASSAGK. The question of improved waterway transportation is manifestly of vital in terest to the producers of the west. It involves both the means of getting their products promptly to market and a vast saving in the cost of doing so. Jt I ? the duty of the government to enable the pcoplo to take the largest possible ad vantage of the facilities alTorded by the great natural higluv.iysof commerce. In the February number of the Forum Senator Davis of Minnesota contributes a paper on the lake commerce and ways to the sea , intended especially to show the commercial demands of the northwest nnd the necessity for improving all ex isting moans of water communication between that section and the seaboard. Senator D.tvis shown that.-the increase of population and production in thin region has raised the great northern waterway to the highest importance , imposing $ $ " " " a greater burden than thgt j = > uo/ canal had to hour. The statistics shttw that the tonnage of the latter is * v1jg } much lo.-s than that which pusses through the tlSoo"and the annual demand n fiori the American canal la growing vor j jpuch faster than thac upon the foreign Few people huvo any conception of tbqovust commerce of the great lakes , undrtis thin intibt go on in creasing with'ibhb advance of western development tlfc/'flouossity for Improving and enlarging htUijUluii for handling this conunorco becomes every year more urgent and imperative. It U ostlm ii t that the saving in freight now earro.il ( , by the lakes , when compared with rail rates , amounts to $ - > l > ,000,000 per annum in the tratlio of the "Scio" cnnnl alono. This moans n gronl deal to the producers of the northwest , and the amount to bo thus saved will bo very much larger In the future if proper pro vision bo inada for the fullest utilization of the waterways. Senator Davis says that if a prediction wore now made with anything like accuracy as to what the next twontv years will bring to pass in the waterways between the hontl of Luke Superior nnd the Atlantic ocean and In the Vast region ot the northwest , It would bo scouted ns n rhapsody. "A fuluro thai is very near and clearly visible is malting demands which will overtax national nnd individual ro- sources. Other considerations , remote but by no mo'vns rashly speculative , demonstrate the necessity for the im provement ot our international water ways to , their utmost Capacity and to ultimate connections with the sea by ship navigation. It is ot the highest nnd moat permanent importance to the trafllc , " continues Senator Davis , "domestic and foreign , of the territory now tributary lo this system of water ways , or destined to bo so if our natural ad vantages are made the most of , that it bo hold to the present tendency to bccoino so. " The Canadian government recognizes - cognizes thn moaning of the situation and ia preparing to secure such advan tages us nro to bo derived from improved wutor and hind facilities of transporta tion. If the United States government neglects the obvious interests of its own citizens in this particular it will do so to the benefit of our northern neighbor. TllK HASH HALL CLUH. Mr. W. F. Bochol has consnntod to accept the responsibility of the presi dency of the Omaha Base Ball associa tion , which encourages the friends of the national game to make further efforts for a homo toam. With this well known nnd popular gentleman at the head of the enterprise as a guarantee of intel ligent attention to details , there should bo no difficulty in raising the small sum sufllciont to secure an inter esting and profitable series of games during the approaching season. Base ball .is u recreation which com mends itself to lovers of athletic sport and an amusement for people of all nsroa and sexes. It attracts the poor ns well as the wealthy. It is harmless to public morafs and a proper moans of enjoy ment This city is sadly wanting in summer pleasure resorts. There are no lakes , no mountains , no hunting resorts in the vicinity. Our recreations are chiefly confined to carriage drives , the parks and base ball gamos. Amusement is essential to the well - being of the multitudes. Hoalthlul entertainments are always commendable. Metropolitan cities everywhere patron ize the national gnmo. An Omaha club is u good advertisement for the city. The reports of games keep the name of the city before newspaper readers con tinually. It will bo unfortunate , indeed , if for so small an outlay ns a series of games involves wo shall permit the sea son to go by without an organized league vclub. THE now Chicago university not only intends to have a faculty that will place it at once iu the front rank of American educational institutions , but it proposes also to make teaching profitable , which is an innovation that educators all over the country will regard with interest. It is said that the highest salary over paid a professor by Harvard was $4,000 n year , but in the Chicago university no occupant of its principal chairs will re ceive less than $7,000 a year , with op portunities to add to this income. Of course with such exceptional liber ality tho" university has no trouble in securing the very best men. available , and those so far engaged are of the highost'standard in their special fields. It is not to bo doubted that the policy will bo found profitable , because it will give a reputation and character to the institution that will attract to it all the students it can accommodate. As a rule scholars of the highest attainments are not adequately compensated in the universities and colleges , and if the ex ample of the Chicago university shall have the effect to inaugurate a system in this respect it will exert a wholesome influence. AMERICAN grain exports from Now York rcac-hed the enormous total -for 1891 of 08,48U,905 bushels. Thoyenr'b shipments have not been equaled for ten years. This is gratifying indeed , but the mortifying fact remains that American vessels are credited with but 1,278,724 bushels. America's grain fleet consists of four vessels and they carried across the Atlantic but twenty- live out of 1,238 ship loads. The Ameri can merchant marine is very lonesome on the. Atlantic ocean. MILLS proposes to light "tho proposed liidc-awav und stand-still measures that some democratic leaders advocate. " Mills was never a guerrilla. Ho is u fair lighter as well as free trader and Messrs. Springer and Crisp will bo forced to moot him in the open Hold. IIIWH'M ItUIni ; Sim. Cliltiiij" Tim , Governor Boles is one ot several democratic presidential possibilities who inhabit the Mississippi valley , now the seat ot empire. Monopoly' * Itu.irli , The proprie'tors of the proposed clectr'clty trust , will remember with roxrot thac their monopoly 13 limited. Ttiuv cannot control thu prlca of sunshine , VI-H , mill Doclilndly VlKonmg. 1'lilliilcliihln Leilijfr. A mar. alleged to have been the "Ural white settler In California" died on Monday in that state , aged 81 } years. Me wont to California In IS-'iM , and built the Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report Powder ABSOLUTELY PURE flrst homo in San Francisco In 1SW. It scorns scarcely croclltablo that the now great state and city should bo so younp , but , as a matter of { not , neither fret fairly started until the discovery of sold moro thnn n doron years Inter. The great west Is still very young nnd fresh. The Kotiirt CnuMlr. IVrifdliii Oivi/cwfiw. The "undorbrod sw.iffKor" of the United Sintos gives offense to Journals of the "nil- Inp classes" In Knglnnd. Bcgludshlp's pardon I Probably the strain of mnn with tit never will bo bred out Into that ineffable creature who swappers In London , and who has had no parallel In history slnco the down * fall of the sodomite aristocracy of the Roman omplro of Caligula and Noro. An Opportunity Atw Voik Mvtrtttcr , I'cli , 3. Yostoraay was what was known In the early meteorology of the country ns "Orounrt- heR day. " It Is observed thnt Senator Hill did not call n convention on that day , and yet ho Is reputed In sorno political quarters to have on bis hands what Is known as "a groundhog case. " Tliurttim , I"rln tuiicc. Cliteagn iWycc. ' A sharp eye can now delect a shoal of minnows news ramping wildly about In the political swim , TUoso are the vice presidential booms , yonne at present and rather fcoblo , but willing to race by the side ol any whale In the pond. _ _ Hfi.l.Sr # MtOM HAM'S HOIt.V. A child thnt does not laugh Is seldom healthy. A great many prayer meetings are proved to death. Angels tovo to look at the man who loves the truth. No good man ever dlos without mnldr.g liv ing pcoplo rich. Spiritual dyspepsia Is n great deal harder to euro than the other kind. The pastor who trios to carry his church to heaven on hts shoulders will bo sure to drop the most of It. T.WHT WKHtllT .I'lillailelphl.i 1'rois : It wns on the "Jackpot" cliilin whom the recent bis silver discoveries were nindu In Creed. Goto. One must "anuuk by the curd" In chronicling It. Now York Iloruldi "There's ono comfort about hulnit n bank cashier , " sild 9. Kojr l > ad- nle , chnorlly : "my iiiotlior-ln-Iuw ciin'tbtund the climate of Canada. " Jndpo : To compliment , to court or kiss u pretty widow's not a miss. Washington Star : "No , " said ono ohlokoii to another , "wo don't speak to her. She wasn't hntchod from the sumo lot of OCRS that we wore. " "Oh , I aoo. Slio's from a different sot , Isn't slioV" THE COMMON KICKING POST. The plumber cumo down like a wolf on the fold After frost with the pipes overnight had cajoled : And he loafed nnd-ho smoked while his boy came nnd wont. Hut the house Is his now , und the ether pays renu Hoston Herald : She ( gazing upward at the old familiar orb ) How provoking It 1st Ho Wlio , whnt ? "Thut I cm never , never sea the ether Hide of that moon. " Indianapolis Journal : "Itaby growing right along ? " "Oh , yot. I think ho w.ll catch up with his voice In a yourorso. " There's many n slip Twlxt the cup nd the lip A truth wo cheerfully urant ; lint there's often u sllu. When it's boon at the lip Sometimes a regular plant. Now York Sun ; Western Belle Here , Paw , I have borrowed Mr. Tenderfoot's 'JJ-callbcr revolver. Piiw Wliati yer doln' with that toy ? Western Hello I want you to ploroo my oars so's I can wear the earrings Howling Hank gave me. Washington Star : When a man Is "laid up" ho Is very apt to bo laid down. TllK FItKKTIXa l'KJIt.1. JVcio I'uiii Sim. They como , they pass , with snow-soft foot , And deathless youth illumes their eyes ; Alike to them nro chart and wheat , Allko iho foolish and the wise. They bring the wound , they bring the balm , They light our smiles , they dry our tears ; Careless of death or lifo , the calm Servants of time , the patient years. The winds that rend and strew the rose Dissolve the sweetness through the alt ; This wind of llino that boats and blows , Loaves all the past still fragrant fair. Though hopes may fall and hearts may nreaic , And fruitless all thostnving- , Ono golden gift is left to make Man's bliss , consoling memory. Hail and farewell , farewell and hall ! TUo going and the coining guest. U'olcomo to daybreak's shining sail , As to the night beyond the wostl 1'ho years may como , the years may go , And bring the snd or merry mood ; Morrv or sad , ono thing wo know That lifo Is good , all , llfo is good I THVRSTOX . .i.vnis noosir.r.T. Uoatrlco Democrat ! John M. Thtirston l bomp boomed ns tha man above nil others that should run for vice president on the tttnlno tlcKot. It will bo remembered that few years ago Mr. Thurstondlod In the ditch as ono of the immortal Urant crowd. So ward lloportori John M. Tnurston Is said to to n candidate for vtoo president , Mr. Thurston's well known nblllty would make him quite n formidable candidate , and Nebraska would bi proud to glvo him hearty support. Ilo his recently said , however that ho Is not seeking such n distinction , 1'nlrinont Signal ( rep , ) : Nebraska has n candidate for the republican nomination for vice president. Or , rather , the Irtends of Hon. John M. Thurston have put him In the Hold for thnt honor , althoagh It may well DO hold on open question as to his being Ne braska's cAiitltiUto , or that , or-tho republican party of the state , notwithstanding his ac knowledged brilliancy and political shrewd ness. ness.Urnnt Urnnt County Hopubllcan : It Is an nounced that John M. Thurstoti , the brilliant orator and nblo nttornoy of this stnto , may possibly bn n candidate for vice president , in case the Hlalno element predominates In the Minneapolis republican convention. It would assuredly bo nn honor to the stnto of No- braskn as well ns to the ontlro west to nainu the next vice Crcsldont , ns nbovo tnulo.Uod , , from Nebraska. The Republican says : "So mote It bo. " Philadelphia Times ( dotn. ) : Thurston foi vice president ! What treachery ! What blow to poor MamioMon , who through all the years has been grooming himself for vlc presidential honors ! Uut Thurston Is a talker and Mnndorson Is n worker , and ou the surface the senator has the best of It. While our two Nebraska candidates nro only possibilities , ono of them may become moro. Nebraska Is now In thollst of doubtful stales , and therefore entitled to extra attention. Urnnd Island Independent ( rep. ) : John M. Thurston , the head railroad attorney of the Union I'aclflo , nnd paymaster of the Lin coln oilrooms , has the extraordinary modesty to put himself in the hands of his friends as republican candidate for vice president o ( the United States.Vodon't thluK thnt any sensible republican has the least Irtea of such n nomination , but it Is unfortunate for tha republican party that such n tool of the rail road companies < ; un ( latter himself with the hope of receiving this nomination from the party. Yes ! Leland Stanford for presi dent and John M. Thurston for vice prost dent would maka a nice railroad toam. Silver Crook Times ( rep ) : John M. Thurs- ton ought to know that with his name on the national ticket , republican defeat would bo i foregone conclusion ; ho ought to know that the very fact of his candidacy before the Minneapolis convention with the Nebraska delegation at his back would bo very llkol ) to Insure the dofaat of the republicans in this state next fall , and ho o'.ight to know that bis participation In republican conventions for the past twenty yours as the hlrod attor ney of a railroad company has had moro to do with bringing the party to Its present low ebb thanany ether ouo thing. All this ha doubtless does know as wall as any ono also , which fact being granted it follows that bin 1 present candidacy Is intended to bo solely In his own personal interest. But how does tin expect to serve his own interest In taking i > course which ho know * will bo detrimental to the interests of his party ? It should hero bo remembered that Mr. Thurston once desired an appointment of President Harrison risen as secretary of the interior. In declin ing to make the appointment Mr. Harrison aid ono of the mostscnsiblothings of lib llfo ; nevertheless John M. has it in for him. Ho evidently reasons with himself thusly : If I am a candidate for the nomina tion as vice president , party usage ) would glvo mo the Nebraska delegation to the Minneapolis convention ; I would then use it as a club with which to boat out Presi dent Harrison's brains , nnd then , if the sue cessful Candida to should bo elected , I could get most , anything I wauled. Judge Thurs ton is nn nblo nnd brilliant man , but tv' should bo given to understand that ho camin * have tbo Nebraska delegation for this or any ether purpose. The times are not propitious for railroad candidates or railroad manipu lators In politics. Railroads are indosponsa- bio to the well-being of society and ihoy should have a just remuneration for ser vices rendered , but they must not bo allowed to domlnnto conventions and legislatures. They will take good counsel by keeping out of the former i entirely , and by figuring in the latter only in u fair and legitimate manner , as any pri vate person might properly do. It Is cosy to say that in becoming i > railroad attorney Judge Thurston did not surrender his right ? and privileges as n private citizen. That is true , und yet , it is equally true thnt as a can didate before the people ho would not bo looked upon as the man , John M. Thutslou , but as a tool of Jay Gould. & CD. . if. W. Corner 15th und Douglas Sti. Shirtwaists Cut to the Core Monday we sell all our $ { Percale and Cheviot Star Shirt Waists for 75c , Got too many , want the room for new spring novel ties. No further comment neces sary. Monday 75c for Star Shirtwaists. For Papas and for those who'd like to be Papas and for those who wouldn't ' be Papas if they could , we have 187 Suits on the.front counter , 1 and 2 suits of a kind , plenty of sizes , and if you like the color or style you buy them all the way from $8.50 to $22.50 and make $4 to $8 on the investment. $1 Shirtwaists 75cf Browning , King & Co iu11-111' I S.W. Cor. 15th and Douglas Sts.