THE OMAHA DAILY BEE. r [ 1'HUli.SDAY , , NOATGMBEK ij ! ( , 1891. _ ilTlOSEWATEU. KDITOH. PUBLISHED EVKKY MOUNINO TF.I1M9 OF SlMISCrTri'TlOS. Tnlly HOP ( without Pundiiyl One Yonr. . . $ fl M Jinlly nml Pnndiiy , One Your . in m Fix ironllm . Jj Thrro Months . 2 fj ] punilny HOP. One Year . * L rn lu rdny HOP. Onn Year ' ' \Vc ldy ilcii. Una Vonr rninlin. The lice Ilnllillns. Fmitli Oinnlin. corm-r N nnd 2flth Streets Cminnll lllnfTn. IS I'earl .Street. rlilcaaoOlllfp. SITCImnilxTof Cpmmnrcn r 'ow York.Koiiniii III , 14 nnd I.VTrlbuno llulldlog Wmhlngton. 5iJ ! I'VuirtPcntli Htroot. All eomir.iin'cnllom relutlnff tc news nnd rdltorlnl muttur Mimild ho addressed to the Mltorlnl iJcpnrttimnt. IIUHINICSH I.ETTEU3. AlllitiMnrxf lottum nnd remittances should Br nddrcfMMl to Tlio Ik'O I'libll.iliInK Cninmny | , Umnlin. l.rnfti. cht-oUs nnd iiottolllcu onlorn toho made | nijuUlo to the onlorof the coni- ' ! 'liic ' Bee Fublisliifii Company , Proprietors TllK NEB IUMUUNO. 7v > OUN KTATKMKNT OP OIUOUI.ATION t talc of Ni-l niska , Counly of ItotiBins. I lioo. It. T/.schiieU , scorotary of Tlir HEP. 1'tihilshlnir comtiany. docs solrmnly swear thnt the nctinil circulation of TIIK PAII.V HT.K fnr thn WH-K endloR November SI , 1(01. ( was us follows : Funi.tjr ! Nov. IS Mnndny. Nov. in Tuesday. Nov. 17. Wrdnosdny. Nov. B . KU-.T Thursday. Nov. 19 . . H f'rldny. Nov.SO . iuumluy , Nov. 21 . SI , .13 . Fworn to 1 nforo mo nml xuhicrlupd In mv tir setico this iilst tlay of Novcml or. A. D..1W1. SEAL N. 1' . KKII , . Notnry I'uhllo. flip prowtli of the aveniro dally circulation of TIIK HKI : for six years Is shown In vho fol- lowltr ; tntilc : ; 1 TKTIIKKK were seine way of extrud ing tlio politics from Nebraska oil people - plo would liavo moro conlhlonco in tbo quality ollorod for salo. IT is no longer tbo fashion to go .to Cbicugo to shop or to give cnstorn goods tlio proforonco. Omiihtt people are pat- ronl/ing homo industry. L conventions and senatorial Poflora will never make sonuiblc people lioliovo that the government should go Into the warehouse and grain commission business on the subtroasury plan. WHKX the national coinmittoomon naked Thomas L. Kimbill : , president of tbo Union Depot company , about the piissoncror accommodations of the city , Mr. Kimball deliberately but deftly changed the subject. there bo some very great change In the situation , the 1892 re publican national convention will do Us work within forty-eight hours. The priory of entertaining it , therefore , will bo brief as well ns expensive. TIIK man who draws on the punctu ation marks in spelling his name was not clouted regent of the university. Ills running mate , Hadlcy , boat Sen ator Sliumway by a trilling majority munh to the regret ol Mr , Shumway's friends and the people generally. EDISON'S phonograph will be a source of great comfort and Instruction to the blind , when adapted especially .for that work. Following the suggestion of a Chicago lady Edison is at work upon Borne modifications in the machine which ehall make it avaiiablo for the purposo. THU Irish land purchase act which the government supposed would put an end to the agitation in Ireland has not only failed in that purpose but has Boriously stirred up the English tenant farmers. In the next political contest Jn Great Britain tlio English as well as l ! the Irish will bo considered. Givn da Fonseca credit for self deny ing patriotism. lie might have hold his power by shedding a little Brazilian blood. lie could at least have taken the chances like Balmacedaand perhaps linvo made good his escape in the event of defeat with money enough to live Obroad in princely elegance. MINNEAPOLIS made a still hunt nnd succeeded. She did not depend upon her newspapers to educate public senti ment or wait until the date of the com mittee mooting to do her effective fight ing , but sent representatives In advance to the homos of the committeemen to post them and secure tholr influence. Jumnc POST'S majority over Edgor- ton as shown by the olllclal canvass at Lincoln IB 4,1 SO. But 16G.OSO votes were oust for supreme judge as against up wards of 214,000 for governor ono year ngo. Mrs. Blttonbondor's party holds its own , however , with 7I22 ! votes or nbout 70,000 leu * than enough to have elected her judge of the supreme court. TUB Civil Sorvlco commission Is nn or ganization with a still backbone. There nro no cartilaginous tissues and no joints. This explains why the clerks nnd carriers in the Omaha ollluo up- polntod In violation of the letter of the law , but In the Interest of good sorvlco , will bo arbitrarily discharged notwith standing the vigorous nnd able personal protest of 1'ostmustor Clarkson. GHNTLKMKN of Omaha , do not forgot thnt Tin : UKB has repeatedly urged nc- tlon looking to Imnroved railway facili ties opening to our trade Duluth , South Dakota , Montana nnd Now Mexico ; that TllH Bun has boon very eager to see Bomo notion taken to make Omaha the commercial center of the growing boot Bugar Industry ; that TIIK BKK hopes the Wyoming tank line proposition will not bo , allowed to die of Inanition , and that Tut : BKK thinks this present winter - tor should stimulate all thu energies ot every business organization in tlio city to prepare for a year of unexampled prosperity. TIIK BKK does not wish to tire Its readers on these topics , hut It cannot permit imlilToronco to any of them without solemn and frequent pro- teat. M The recurrence of Thanksgiving day brings tlio usual reflections find suggos- lions , lUt this year the return of the distinctively American holiday finds the people of this country with better rea sons than for a number of years for thankfulness and gratitude. This was conspicuously recoirnlxod In the procla- m.illon of the president , ana there arc few households In this most favored land where the exceptional bounty of 1891 has not given cause for a heartier thanksgiving than usual. As a nation wo have every reason to bi > thankful for the wealth of maturlal blessings that has boon showered upon its , as well as for the progress made In other respects. Wo htivo boon favored beyond every other land. Splondld crops have re warded the Industry of our farmers , giv ing 11 largo surplus from which to supply the wants of other countries whoso crops failed or foil short of the usual ylold. Our manufacturing Industries have been on the whole active and prosperous , payIng - Ing a fair return to capital and labor. In every department of human activity there has boon progress , so that the United States Is a wealthier and stronger nation today than It was a year ago. Nor lias the country failed to advance In moral and social conditions. The work of the ohurch and the school has boon otlectlvoly carried on , to the benefit of the spiritual and In tellectual llfo of the people. The rolgn of peace has bison undisturbed , and both in Us domestic and foreign relations the government has been wisely and faith fully administered for the general wel fare. There Is everything , therefore , in what lias been vouchsafed to induce the American people to heartily - ily celebrate this annual festival , while the outlook is so bright as to in. spire thankfulness. The indications are that this section is entering upon a prolonged era of almost unprecedented prosperity. Not only is it probable that the European nations will always want whatever surplus of grain wo may grow , thus maintaining profitable prices for the farmers , but the rapid ex tension of our markets for other products , both of the farm and the factory , assures returns to labor that will keep the working classes of the United States in the enviable posi tion of superiority over such classes in all other countries. While Europe - rope isa vast camp , the nations watching each other in constant fear that at any moment the peace may be broken and a bloody and destruc tive conlhct precipitated , the United States is peacefully pushing for ward in the struggle for com mercial conquest , securing advantages that will be of permanent benefit to all her industries and all her people. Thanksgiving day ought to be as free as possible from all rellections of a som ber or pessimistic nature. Such thoughts are hostile to the spirit and. purpose of the day. It is true that on this , as on every , day of the year shadows will fall upon many households , and everywhere there are hearts heavy with woo , to whom it may seem a mockery to bid them bo thankful. Yet there are few lives quite so barren or so utterly ne glected that they have absolutely no cause for gratitude. At any rate the very great majority may find abundant reasons for thanksgiving , and to all such this day makes its serious , though not cheerless , appeal , and it should leave everybody bettor for its observance. NTK.tr.r\G A i The New York democratic mamigors , with Governor' Hill at their head , are determined to steal the legislature if it is possible for thorn to do so. They have been successful in stealing the assembly , so that they will organize that body , but this did not satisfy them and they are now making a desperate effort to secure the senate , one ground of contest being a technical question as to the eligibility of a republican senator-elect , and an other the pretense that in several cMs- tricts the republican ballots wore not according to law. The democratic boards of supervisors In several counties throw out the republican ballots , and in ono instance issued a certificate of elec tion to a democratic candi date for the assembly who was clearly shown by the returns to have boon beaten. A judge of the supreme court issued a mandamus in this case ordering the supervisors to give the certificate of election to the candidate who received the most votes , but no at tention was paid to this judicial order. At the late election the returns showed that eighteen republicans and fourteen democrats wore elected as senators. The schemes of Tam many would have boon thwarted by a republican senate , and therefore - fore that organization sot about finding a way to put the senate in demo cratic control , and of course it found a most willing assistant in Governor Hill. That politician , although a senator of the United States and nn aspirant for the presidency , is not above psirlicipat- ting in such a scheme of theft as the democratic managers in Now York are now endeavoring to consummate. Per haps it is necessary to further his political ambition and to retain the confidence of Tammany , but Governor Hill will hardly strengthen himself In the regard of fair-minded democrats outside of New York by the exhibition of zeal ho is making In this attempt to steal a legislature. If suc cessful Governor Hill will perhaps have secured a stronger hold upon and a better tor command of the democratic machine in Now York , but the way to the presidency will not bo made any clearer for him through such moans. There are democrats not educated in Tunun my methods who would not support a man for the pres idency with a record of having deliber ately stolen a legislature , and Governor Hill cannot now escape from this. The republican loaders will of course spare no elTort to defeat this Tammany scheme , and they ought to bo able to do it if the courts are honest. It would be a lasting shame to the state of Now York If the pro posed steal should bo successful , and It would bo besides a very serious matter for the welfare of that state , because Tammany would dominate the adminis tration of affairs. The democratic party of Now York appears to have grown racklosaly desperate , and under its pres ent leadership it threatens to become more dangerous to the Interests and welfare of the country than the democ racy of any other utato In the union. The attempt to steal the legislature Is as infamous as any thing ever done in politics by Boss Tweed. /.OHn nin\VKit.i.r \ rro.v. Tlio cable brings the Intelligence of the death of Lord tidwnrd tlobort Bui- wor-Lytton , ambassador of England to Paris. Lord Lytton Is the son of the eminent novelist , author of "Last Days of I'omuoll" and other great works of romance , and "Kichollou , " "Lady of Lyons" and other dramas. Had his father not been so great the younger lord would have ranked among the most eminent writers of the world. Under the nom do plume of "Owen Meredith' ' ho wrote many popular poems , the most famous of which is "Lucilo , " and this story in verso of itself will make his fame perpetual. "Clytomncstra and Other Poems" was his first pub lished work and this appeared In 1853. Since that year ho has writto'n at inter vals general ly in verso , Ills best known prose romance is "Tho Ring of Amasls. " Lord Lytton's litor.iry labors have boon conducted when in the midst of im portant diplomatic duties. Ho hits never boon a creative genius in the literature of the world , but his work has been of a character which is elevating to the taste and pleasing to cultured people. Ho entered the diplomatic service of En gland In 1819 at Washington , I ) . C. , as private secretary to his uncle , Sir Henry Bulwor , the British minister. Ho was transferred to Florence In 18-52 , and to Paris In 1851. His entire life has been spent In the courts of Europe , having boon am bassador to Lisbon , viceroy of India , and finally ambassador to Franco. His diplomatic services , like those rendered to the world of literature , have never boon brilliant enough to give him great fame , but have always been creditable. Now that Lord Lytton is dead , his pub lic career and his literary fame will probably escape the shafts of the envious criticism of jealous rivals. We shall probably have a moro just estimate placed upon his services to his native country and to the world. TllK M.lXUl'-AVl'UltKHS sliSUCIATlU.\ . The Manufacturers and Consumers as sociation of Nebraska is the organiza tion which has grown out of the agita tion in behalf of homo patronage during the past few months. It has now reached an Omaha uctivo member ship of 108 and is still grow ing. The honorary member ships of consumers are rolling in with gratifying rapidity. The asso ciation is a success. Its members rep resent a capital of $7,000,000 invested in plants for manufactured Nebraska goods , and they employ 5,000 people to whom an average of $270,000 per month is paid in wages. The association is not only strong in numbers , but it has immense wealth at its back. Better still its purposes are patriotic as well as business-like , and it has now the support of an educated public sentiment which believes in patronizing homo in dustry. The success of the organization has been all that its most sanguine friends have expected. It has paved the way for a state association with local branches wherever there are factories of any character. The members are therefore planning now a campaign which shall inspire every portion tion of Nebraska with the enthusiasm for homo people and home patronage which has boon developed so grandly and profitably in Omaha. The senti ment * of the state is ripe for such a movnmont and TIIK BKB believes it can , on behalf of all the interior cities of the state , assure the Omaha association that its plans for a union of effort for the de velopment of homo industries will bo' heartily approved. JH/7.Z/.XJ J.N TJl.l.MtlT Ji.iTXS. Milling in transit rates are as impor tant to Omaha's grain market now as the privilege of stopover allowed caUlo shippers was at the beginning of the Omaha stock market. The efforts of the grain men and the secretary of the Board of Trade to induce the railways to grant milling in transit rates promise to bo successful. The effect of securing the concession will bo electrical in Omaha , and turn through this city a very largo proportion of the grain ship ments of the state and of Colorado and the Black Hills. Tlio milling in transit rate is a rate which will unable the shipper to forward his grain to Omaha elevators to bo cleaned and sold , or reshipped if not sold , with no discrimination on account of the delay and rcshipmont at Omaha. That is to say , the grain may bo shipped to Omaha with the understanding that if it is sold and consumed hero the Omaha rate is to bo charged , but if reshipped - shipped the through rate from point of shipment to Chicago , St. Louis or Buf falo , as the case may bo , shall prevail. The result of this upon our market would bo to build up a warehouse busi ness at once which would crowd our present olovntors and compel the erec tion ot many moro , and stimulate our trade. Omaha is very much interested in the success of Secretary Nason's nego tiations with the rate maker * and will wait eagerly for the Information that the Important concession has boon ob tained. CHAIN Inspection Is just now the very life-blood of the Nebraska grain market. The bickerings of the Inspection depart ment are not only contemptible but dan gerous to the grain business. Wo must have sufficient inspection at the hands of competent inspectors and the malice or wtintof sonsoof ono man temporarily in authority should not bo permitted to embroil others to such an extent as to hinder the development of the grain business under the warehouse system devised - vised by the last legislature. WASHINGTON dispatches announce that the national convention delegation of Omaha called in a body upon the presi dent and presented the iwtno of lion. John L. Webster of this city for the po sition of secretary of war to succeed Hon. Rodllold S. Proctor , who has re signed to accept tlio olllco of United States sontilor , Inasmuch as Mr. Web ster was not lii the party nnd did not know this notioif wristobo taken ho feels very much gruff hod at the evidence of esteem thus accorded him. Mr. ' Wub- stor's ability W' ' ocognlzod wherever ho is known. ALiio , | bar , on the stump nnd on the lecture platform ho has boon con spicuously ablol President Harrison would do a graceful act If ho should se lect a cabinet olllcor from the central west and ho wolild make no mistake in elevating Mr. Webster to an executive olllco where ability , loyalty and hard work are especially desirable. ANY member of the Hoard of Educa tion who can give n satisfactory ex planation of his anxiety to place a $1,200 heating plant in a cheap four-room frame building , when but two of these rooms are required at present , nnd ho expects the four-rpom building to bo too small and the heating plant to be use less Inside of three years , will bo cheer fully accorded space for such explana tion In the columns of Tin : IfKic. CllIHF INHI'KCTOK UljANCHAHD Is making a great mistake In antagonizing everybody connected with the operation of the now grain law. Mr. Blanchard should be modest nnd retiring in his ad * ministration. In case of rain he should have a considerate friend close at hand to urge him to seek pronar shelter. AI.KEADY the homo patronage agi tation has added 100 now workmen to thn force1 ot factory hands In this city. This-Is only the beginning but it is worth something at the commencement of the winter to have 100 families sure of a living during the expensive cold season. A MANUKACTuiiKii looked in vain through the columns of the morning World-JIenthl for a report of the largest and inost.enthusiastio of the series of meetings held by the association since the beginning of tlio homo patronage campaign. Du. GAPKN'S little bill for extras amounting to only Sl.'i8.27 was disal lowed. The professional and clerical services of the commissioner of health are not appreciated by the city council. "Ai'i'KOVKi ) Flash Test 10o ° ' ' looks business-like on a barrel of oil , but it would bo far moro satisfactory if ono could somehow bo assured that the oil in the barrel had actually boon tested. TllK Omaha convention delegation did its level best for Omaha , but will not bo offended atill If allowed to slip back into the city without special attention or ti brass band reception. TIIK oil inspectors of Nebraska are almost if not quite as lax in Its enforce ment as the law is lax in its prohibitions and penalties. . , CITY-TKKASITUKU-ELKCTO BOLLN win bo wise if ho ingots every technicality of the law so far as it rotors to his bond. Prospective Cliccr. ( .hlcnja Irtliune. Bo still , sad hoart. nnd coasorcplnitip. The dear old Concrcsslonal Uucord will soon bo coining regularly again. An Object Ijesson. Ulnlif Dcmn rut. Fouseca's fate ought to bo n striking object lusson to would-bo dictators iu South Amer ica. May it over bo so with tyrants. Great is Prohibition. Chteuai ) Matt. A Soutli Dakota man stopped ovsr at Sioux City , In. , for a few days , wont on a spree , und died of delirium tromons. Great is prohibi tion and I own is lu oxponontl Oiliou.s < oinpiirisniis. It Is an unpleasant , hut indisputable fact thut the Jefferson Davis monument fund In the south Is Increasing much faster than the Grant monument fund in Now York. Soothing Kiillli'l "IIonili. : " I'liUtulclphtn CflK. Instead of shootlr.s oauh ether full of holes in the good old southern way two nirininc- hain , Ala , editors have mot and fought it out with their lists. Fist fighting is neither so sensational nor so urnnmontal as pistol lighting , but it Is salor. and good editors in the south are scarce this year. o and Salvation. Chtcayii 'I tine * . The Salvation army announces Its purpose of giving a dinner to 001) notorious London thieves , and LSrainwoll Uooth , who is general in his father's absence , has petitioned the queen to permit the use ot her niimo in con nection with the affair. If salvation und sen sationalism go hand in hand General Booth's organization may bo regarded us accomplish ing n great work. Tlio Simitltii ! ; of Cliinamon. Detroit free I'rcu , The conviction of an American citizen In the United States circuit court before Judge Swan on Saturday for sinugpllng Cinnamon into this country , is the first Instance of Its kind in this district. It Is in the line of a movement In which the governinent is uctivo und which ninis at the breaking up of an or ganization formed ami operated In defiance of the Chlncso deportation act. laii , Omni ; to J'lino. YnitrTtmt * . People who reside lu the old Second con gressional district should apply for 2 per cent farm loans to Hon. W. A. McIColghan. Applications sliould , < bo forwarded at once to Washington , 1) . C. in making the applica tion you should send description of the land upon which the loan nra to bo inuilo and the amount of nionojvjljftlrod. Mr. MoICoIghnn will see that the idGnoy is remitted to\vou nt the onrliest possible moment. It has boon u year already slnco these loans were promised , nnd the people Imvp Ijcconio very weary , Out the time Is fullv Him now and tliero can bo no further excuse for delay. A ThunlfHj lvluir ISrror. liuft ( Mptit. ) Miner. The observance of n Uay of thanksgiving was not unusual in Uuropa over three cen turies avro , und such u day was objorvod In ' Loydon , Holland , Oclob'or ! l , 1.WJ , the first anniversary of the dollvoranco of that city from slcgo. History uUo Informs in that lu Juno , liKli , Governor Wlnthrop of the Massa chusetts Hay colony recommended a day of thanksgiving for the action of the British privy council fuvorabla to the colony. Days of thanksgiving wore , according to unuU- putud authorities , appointed In Massachu setts Hay In lira , l < m , p > JT , HKli und Iti'I ! ) . Occasional thanksgiving days were ap pointed by th > ) Dutoh governor ! of Now Netherlands balwcon US It utid 11501. Bat the compline rafut-atlon of the claim that Abraham Lincoln was Uiollm president to Issue a Thuuuji.'lving proclamation la to bo found In thn recorded fact thnt in ITS9 Gcorso Washington , than nrosldont of the United States , rccommondoil n'dny of thanksgiving - giving for the adoption of the constitution , and Issued a second thanksgiving proclama tion In 17l.i ) oti account of the suppression of insurrection. President Madison Issued a proclamation In ISir. calling upon tha pcopto to give thanks and praise for pence nnd prosperity. President Lincoln Unucd proclamations recommending spocl.il thanksgiving for victory In ISflJ nnd tSit't nnd u national proc lamation of the iiimtiul Thanksgiving day la ISCa ntul 1SOI. _ .sv.ii/MT//r . .t.v.iitrivii , Sioux City Journal : Omaha should take Council 1)1 ) lifts along with It next time. Kearney Hub : Even though Omnhn did not win , every loyal republican In the state can approve the selection that has been made , because It Is n victory for every republican state In the west , Wo are till for Minneapo lis now , Plulsmouth .lounml : The conviction was that Omaha's hotel accommodations were In- sutllclont to untortnln the crowd of 15,000 people oxpocU'd. If her boomers had made n canvass of surrounding towns they might hnvo got the necessary hotel room. They cnu blame themselves for Ignoring Council Bluffs , any way. Lincoln , 'ounml : Omalia fullod In secur ing the convention , but will not wnsto any thno In sulking bv reason of It , nor will Ne braska cither. The voter * in tills stutu do not have to bo til rod to vote tlio republican ticket , and the men whom the Minneapolis convention nominate will go out of this stnto with 2 , " > ,000 majority. Fremont Tribune : Omaha got left In the contest for the national republican conven tion , but she made a nrotty fight for the prize. This will bo u Disappointment to thousands and thousands of parsons who hoped the convention might bo hold tit Omalia so that while attending it they might run up to Fremont und see Fremont , "tho city of resources , " and "tho prettiest city In Ne braska. " Fremont Flail : And so Omaha has lost the convention. Well , Omaha must wait anil grow. At present she has the pluck , but ado could not Inspire confidence thut slio had .tho room. Yea , let her wait and wax , nnd by the tlmo the next great republican con vention comas around she may bo on deck nnd have the room beyond controversy. In the meantime Minneapolis talc PS the cake , and Minneapolis can take care of it. Lincoln Call : All Nebraska Is sorry to lourn that Omaha was defeated in the effort to secure the next national republican con vention. This state would have taken ospo- clal pride In having Its silver anniversary celebrated by nominating within its bounds the next president of the United States. Ttioro was not a citizen of Lincoln but ttiat hoped to see Omaha win In the con test. Witli the same spirit that Omaha took hold of Lincoln's debt for the national en campment of the Grand Army of the Repub lic , Lincoln people took hold of Omaha's present light and at every opportunity said what it could in the interests of the metropo lis of the stnto. Now that the convention Is lost this city , and the Call believes the entire - tire state , deeply regrets the loss. There is ono satisfaction , however , m the outcome and that Is in thu fact that the convention comes to tlio gront northwest. It comes out to the land that from the very boglnninc of the republican party has stood solidly ard unitedly for the party of progress. i I'lXfl H.I UC13. St. Louis Itupulillc : The administration Is pluyliu a crciit mimoof blulV against Chill with Kgan for a "Put" Iniiid. TUB DAY'S IIOSK. ll'iix.'iiiK/Io't ' .Sdtr. llo took the dose , this doetorN lad. And found the tasteuxcuuiltr.g had ; He railed at fate hociiusu he had A pill-grim father fur Ills dad. Llfo : Miss I lumlolnh Mr. Hoavyplav. I don't like my part. It I'.oi'sn't give mo auf- llulimt scope in dbphiv my host points. Mr. Hoarynliiy ( testily ) MHs I'liimlelgli. I am aware of that , but you should rumiMiibur that It would be hlu'hly Impronur to Introduce u ballot at u church entertainment of this kind , Nnw York Weekly : Husband ( sink at homo ) "Old you mall that lottur I nave you ? " Wlfo ( bacu from htirrlml shopping tour ) "N-o , I forot It until I ho last niliiute. " "It was vurv linucirlanl. " "Oh. it's all right ; I gave It to a little hey who promised 10 ctvn It to another little boy whoso uncle lives next door to u letter carrier. " Now York Herald : Ocor o Eltlior you must marry mo or put mu out of mv misery. Ktliel Must I chouse ? Oooriro You must. Kthol ( with a sigh ) Well , where Is the ax ? Epoch : liusslan .ludiro What makes you think the pri'ionor is u nihilist ? Hnssliin Detective He lias a printing press your high nobility. Kitsslan .1 uilgu Siberia for life ! TIII : CONPUCTOH'S PAVOIUTC. She's iinltlmr rfli | nor pretty And In speovh Kho Isn't witty ; She Isn't cultured in the thlnxs that beautify a llfo , Hut f have loarne I ID love her Till there's naught I prize above her. And she has promised by and by to bu my charming wife. I see her ( joins puyly To und from her duties dally , And , while 1 know she's not so fair as other women : \ro. She doesn't climb olT backward With a tumble rude and awkward. So I'll marry her because she knows Just how to leave u ear. Waihlncton Slur : "Whoro did you got all those mild nieces'/ " asked UiojndKo. " .Ind o , yor honor , " replied the iniin who had been arrested us a siisplitloua character , "did ye oversee gold mined ? " "Yes. " "Ve'vo hoard of glttln' It In 'pockets , ' uln't ye ? " "Ves. " "Woll , that's how f pot this. " Now YnrkSun : Mrs Lumkln This Is the third ni'iriilii I have found the milk pitcher only half tilled , What can bu the matter with thn milkman that he doesn't leave mo the full ( Jllal-t ? Mr. tumlcln You forgot there Is a water famine , my dear. llrandon IliioliHiw : "I'at. I'at. you should never hit u m > m when be Is down ! " "lleinrra. what did 1 work so hard to get him down for ? Somnrvlllo Journal : Mis. Trump Will you join us In a came of whist ? Miss Klyrlu ( doublfully-Woll ) I I don't know , Do yon piny whist us a penance or us an amusement' ' Klmlra Gazette : No non.se Is good news , said the condemned criminal whun he learned of his reprieve , Muslim do I'er : Scone : A family boardlns hoiibu. Tlmo : .Sunday evening. "You are not oatlnc any ohli'kvn , M. l.tmiuchln ! " "No. madam , thanks ; I never work on .Sundays. " Yonkers Statesman : If a man Is to bo judiced by the company ho keeps , some theat rical innniiKcrs will have a "red-hot tlmo" In the next world. Chicago Trlonne : Reporter Ho struck yon , madam ? What then ? Injured Wlfo I wujit , sir. I wept copiously. Reporter ( busily Jottln' , ' It down ) \ us. About how copiously , madam , did yon weeuV Tliiilil : ( < iis Stuvoiih * Kst'itC ! . LiNCASTni , Pa. , Nov. i-Ti. Hon. Tlmddous Slovens' estate , which remained unsettled twenty-throe years after his death , has given rise to sensational features. A woman , who claims to bu the widow of Captain AlJn- son Stevens , Thaddous Stovt-iu1 nephew , has tiled u largo claim against the nstalu nnd the auditor ! ) heard testimony today. Hon. Kdward ML-I'IIOMOD , surviving executor , prut ontod testimony showing that the woman , whojo nmldon naino was Mary J. I'rlm , win never married to Captain Stevens and has no claim. The testimony was not concluded. ON THE VERGE OF REBELLION , Democrats May Bo Pcinnncutlj Divided Over the Sjioakorsbip. MILLS QUESTIONS CRISP'S PRINCIPLLS. Situation Growing Warm at ton ItumorH or * Combinations He- twcen Leading CuiulliintCB Cnjiltiil City IXOTOSOimtuw OP TUB BBS , ) 51 ! ) Fot'iiTRRNTit STIIRBT , > Wxsui.vnroN- . C. , Nov. . I All of the spcnkcrshlp candidates have es tablished their headquarters except Mr. Hntoh of .Missouri. Thus far , however , there Is little activity at the he diiunrtors , as the bulk of the coimrossnicn have re mained at tliolr homos to enjoy Thanksgiv ing. Largo placards Una tlio corridors of the National hotel , pointing to tha headquarters of Air. Sprlnpor , where ho and Messrs. IJu- burrow , Wlko and Scott uro the main hosts. There are three largo rooms In thu hoadijuar- tors which liiivo not as yet had their capacl- tics all taxed. Alessrs. Mills , Crlap nnd McMillan have their headquarters half n Ulocit away at tha Alotropolltau hotel. The friomU of Mr. Mills make the biggest clalmn , placing his forces as high ns lit. This Is known to bo much In Hated , how over. Mr. Springer Insists that not more tlmn ono-llflh of the democratic main- hers uro plodded , und that the other four- tifths are yet to express tho'r preferences on their arrival hero. The storv that McMillan would follow Hynum's coursu and withdraw Is denied by Mr. McMillan himself. Another story is to the effect that Crisp und Springer have formed an alliance offensive and defen sive. Inquiry of both of ineso gentlemen today brought emphatic denltils thuttnero was any undorstandiiiK between them. Mr. Crisp Is a good deal nettled at nn in terview in which Mills is quoted as saying : "If the democrats In tlio Fifty-second con gress nominate- Charles R Crisp for speaker they will tliurcbv declare themselves in favor of u tariff for protection. " Air. Crisp does not Intend to let himself bo read out of tlio tariff reform ranks , even in the heat of the speakerslup contest. "I will not reply to the statement justyot , " said Air. Crisp tonight , "as I lliMt wish to ascertain dlllnltoly whether Air. Mills is correctly quoted. If no Is , I may have something to soy on the subject pretty soon. " Mr. ClnrkHon Mi ; tut IM lit , The Civil Service commission and the Post- ofllco department have both , on thu records , exonerated Postmaster Clnrkson from nny Intentional violation of thu civil service law in his appointments. The order will stand , however , for the dismissal of the live clerks nnd three carriers. There having boon no point entered against the payment of salaries to these mon , it ! s not at all likely thut Pott- master Clarkson will over bo called upon to reimburse the government for the tech nically illegal payment of the salaries. Ono of the leading otllcinls at the Postofllco department said on the subject this afternoon : "Unless sorno one raises the point , the books of the department will show that the payment of salaries to the tivo clerks nnd three carriers whoso appoint ments have boon found to bo technically illegal wcro regular. The Civil Service com mission lias fully exonerated Postmaster Clarkson from nil blame in the appointments and put itself on record horu as saying that Air. Clarkson acted in the best interests of the public sorvlco und had no wilful inten tion to got outside of the law. Technically , ho violated the letter of the law and the post master general's order for the dismissal of tlio employes in question will stand. The eligibleness of the focal board of civil sorvlco examiners at Omaha will lie consulted In the appointments of successors to the dismissed employes. I presun.o the eight positions will bo vacated Immediately on tlio arrival of Postmaster Clarkson nt Omaha. " Not Inclined to Talk. Strenuous efforts hnvo boon made during the past , forty-eight hours to induce President " dent Harrison"nnd Secretary LJlainc to com mit themselves wi'.h relcronce to the presi dential nomination next year. It requires u great deal of self-control to resist such pressure ns has been bronchi upon those two mon , for Ions and tried and true irlcdds have fairly boggca them to say something ns to what their intentions are , but bath have refilled to say anything on the subject , The prosldont Is engrossed with hU message to congress und outsldo of his routine duties does not care to take his mind from this work. It is uot expected either , und It is not the custom for an executive to go about his duties with outside affairs on his mind. Secretary lilnino u placed in equally ns dellcato n situation. If his health and in clinations were such ns to load him to desire the nomination , It is questionable whether at a time llko this ho would want to say any thing on the subject of the nomination next y ear. Mr.4. II UTlson'.s Charity. Tonight Mrs. Harrison is rope.iting a prac tice she has Ion ? observed on Thanksgiving eve , of distributing turkeys , oysters mid dainties to the poor. She began this nraetleo in Indluimnolis many years ago nnd has fol lowed It with roliirlous rogmurity , even dis tributing her gifts in person until she became the flrH lady in ttio land. Tomorrow there will ho nn old fashioned Thanksgiving dinner at the white house. In the morning the president and family will attend church. There will bo nn old lime noon uinncr instead of the usual t ) o'clock spread , and it will have u pri/,0 turkey sent from Indmnnpolls nnd pumpkin plos. In the evening there will bo a fain ily reunion in the snug parlors. Nttloii' : l Lmi' ui ) Prop'.iralioiiH. The question ot the city where the next annual mooting of the national league of re publican clubs will be held has been turned over by ihoexocutivo committee ot tholonguo to n speclar sub-committee , consisting of President Clarkson , 1C. P. Allen of Allcliigan , W. W. Tracy of Illinois. 13. C. Little of ICun - sus und \ V.V. . Uliuy of Kentucky. Those gentlemen will consider the claims of n largo number of cities , all of which nro very earn est to have the next league meeting , but it can bd Bald on excellent authority tint , the city of Now York Is the preference of the majority of thu sub-committee nnd In all likelihood will bo selected. MlHOollanuoiiR. Air. B. Itosowntor left tonight for Omaha. Aliss Lulu Wine , with her friend and school mate , AHss Nlnu Marshall of Omalm , Is spending her ThntiKsglving vacation with her fi'.thor nt Kavonswood , Hynttsvillo. Postmasters appointed today : Nebraska llopo , Hays county , N. S. Womplo , viceW. . ( Jrnvor , resigned ; Sp.innutti , Lincoln county , H. U , V. Nelson , vice J. Annorson , resigned , Iowa Fonla , Chlckusnw county , C , II. U'cHtttrn I'unsioiiH. W.\Biii.s'fiTON , U. C. , Nov. an. [ SpecialTolo- grain to TIIK \ \ KK.Tho \ following list of pensions granted U reported by TIIB HIB : nnd Examiner Uuram of Claims : Nebraska : Original Lorenzo Thornton , Joseph T. Keller , Hobort Wheeler , John Howes , John Wonelkor , Alnralmll Jones , IJaulol Honoycutt , Lawrence Aloraclo , Joseph It. Fustor , Alfred Hullook , Uilwlu Oroslion , Uiwld Artllp , Joseph Jru-obm , Cado Hogor , Hponcor Coloy , Charlm T. Koblnson , William McCartney , Phylandor Wymnii , A If nil Dyer. Additional frauds Walsh , Frcnlt Hchroyor. InoroMO Isnlnb Holdorncss. Snmuot J. Fair , Uobort T. Holes. Original widows--Jennie R Mason , Kllon Harnos. Iowa : Original-John Alexander , Julius , * Sauor , William H. Smith , John M. Watson , Thomas Wouhnin , Mnhlon A , Shoots , Henry Chrlstmnn , Patrick H. Aturrny , Cimrlos W. Derby , Horace H. Fulton , Henry IJa.vton , Anron Angola , Anron Coates , Christian Aioyerhoff , Donnelly H. Smith , Joseph S. ColTmati. William II. Dorkoley , William Shuck , William A. Orovo , Frank Conocuo , Klchnrd W. Kcrr , Lnfnyotto Covorston , David Hmrick , Aaron II. Coombs , Charles Hoffman , William M. Collier , Christopher Hcliilinrt. Additional Frank Hililobrnnd , ticorgo W. Tavlor , Gilbert Shannon , Alnxon C ) , Hnlev. Daniel Kllbourn. Increase-Hobort Wilson , John M. llox , v Thomas Kldor , Jackson C. Hiippe , Heiiry-T Kngan , Urnzll 11. Adltlns. William Nolson.A John Frv , Kll MolTord , William Klrltpntrlck , Nlcklos Hinder , William H. James , X.erah T. Baker , William L. Uay , Jesse Aloisor , Alfred F. Young. Original widows Lonza AI. Kent , Cutlmrlno A. Davis. South Dakota : Original-William IJ. Slottim , William C. Khrmdos. Increase Lonzon Dcoly , Hobort H. Shufelt. KKCKXTIMM" UttDKHS. of IntcriMt In din ll Srrvlcio Yostir.lay. WASIIISUTO.V , I ) . C. , Nov. " > . [ Special Tel egram to TUB HKE. ] The following army order * were Issued today : Leave of absence for two months , to take effect on being relieved from duty at Colum bus Barracks , O. , December I , IS'JI ' , I > granted Captain Charloj A. Williams , Twen ty-Ural infantry. First Lieutenant Modorom Crawford , Jr. , Second nrtlllcry , will report In person to Colonel John Mcmlenliall. Second end artillery , president of the examining board , convened nt Fort Adams , H. I. , foi examination by thu board ns to his lltnc. * 9 for promotion. The following trantfors of company officers of Infantry nro ordered. In the Seventh Infantry Mrst Lioutommt Daniel A. Frederick , from company F to company C ! ; First Lieutenant Duntul L. Ilowell , from company O to company F , First Lieutenant CJuorgo W. Alulvor , from company C to componv If ; First Lieutenant James A. Ooodln , from company K to com pany C ; Lieutenant Frederick will join thu company to which ho Is transferred. In the Tenth Itifuntry : Captain CJrogory Barrett , from company I to company D ; Captain Wal ter T. Duuguii , from company 1) to companv 1C ; Cantnln Clayton S. Burbank , from com pany 1C to company I. Captains Barrett nnd Burbunk will , on the exulratlon .of their present leaves of absence , proceed to join the companies to which they nro respectively ttnnsfurrod. In the Twenty-third infantry : Captain Ciroonleuf A. Uoodale , from company 1C to company A ; C'ipUilii ICthvlu J. iJoltou , from company A to company 1C. J'.tTAL JtUHl , urKIt A O HIT Georgia Piu-niors' Klvnlry for n. tmtly'jj Hand Upsnlts tn Munlor. ' - QntXTViM.i : , O.i. , Nov. 25. Wllkos James , son of n pi'omini'nt farmer , was lust night shot and killed by Kdwurd Jenkins , tbo son of n neighbor. Both young men were rivals for the hand of a young lady horo. Tlio girl kept the two In suspense , llrst favoring one and then the othor. Ten days ago both culled upon thu girl nt the same time. There offrcezu " nnd when was a game out , they parted Jenkins told James that the next time they mot would bo the last. Yesterday they came together four mlles from town and both drew revolvers nnd began firing. James foil dead with a bullet through his head. Jenkins - kins gave himself up. lnrtlin-H ! nt WllHonvllIe. \Vir.soxvii.t.i : , Nob. , Nov. ! i. " > . [ Special Tel egram to Tin : BKH. ] Two stores hero were burglarized last night. Warrants have been i issued for tbo arrest of the thieves. 'ixn i'o KTIC r. The Flrft 'Hi Tlicrnn ill-own In llaijMn't Itiitar , "Our Imrvoft belns untton In , our govurnoi fent four men on fowling that fo we mlu-ht after u f pedal miinner rejolcti to.'ctlier afler wo had Kiithuiod tlio fruit. > f our labor. " [ I.ot- ti-r to ( loorgr Morton In Hnglaml from Kdwurd Window In riyimmth. Doe. II. 1IWI.1 Quoth Bradford , "God will give uf moat ; Yo four tomorrow morn. Go forth and hunt for llefh to cat , While otliorf urind the corn. Our lloldf are gleaned , the woodf nro not , Bo furo no lire-lock fuilt : Our inannn feult tliif year ut Icaft Shall fmoko with ftore of qunilf. And Ho who Ifruol Illloil and clad Will hoar our hoartf dcfiro , And hid hif defert church niako glad By every houfohold liro. " They wont , to fmlto the flying duck , And lay the plpoon low With pouch and gun ( waf Standifh onolj And Plymouth faw them go. Did Howlnna'f roaring match lock pick The fquirrcl from hif tree ? Did fluttering pirtridgo fool the prick Of Window's light fufooj Did Aldon's deadly blundorbuff Impale the rabbit brown t Or the bold "Cuptan'f" mufkotsuap And bring thu turkey down I No ballad of that ancient chnfo Until named the fowlorf four. But ftlll In thought the fpoli they brought Wo count at Brad ford'f door , And fee old Plymouth gathered round That llrft Thankfglvii.g'f faro To uloff HID meat whofo favor fweot Wont up wltn Browfter's prayer. Seine of tiio .IOVH , Tn i it .iiamm fit Lc. . The watermelon days have gene , Circuit upplos ure no more , And poaches ripe no longer grlpo The small boy , ns of yore. The ginger bottle's put away , And mother now can rest ; Her little son no longer ha Thut pain beneath hlsvo Thanksgiving day Is almost gene , And pence rolghs overhead ; And motnw's Joy -her own sweet boy , Is triindloil oil to bed , Yet what nro these unearthly sounds 'Hint pierce the midnight ulrf And what's that throbbing nolso wo hoai Come rumbling down the stulrt It Is our little household pot , Who tos.scs upon high , And wuge.s nn unequal light With turkey and mlnco plo. A 'I'll i in/ldim / Dean Itowc'li. Lord , for the erring thought Not Into evil wrought ; Lord , for this wicked will Betrayed mid balded still ; For tint heart from Itself kept , Our Thanksgiving accept. For Ignorant hopes that were Broken to our blind prayer ; For pain , death , sorrow , sent Unto our chastisement , ; For nil loss of seeming good , Quickens our gratitude. Tlio II .rvcHt i. ilo. Jnhnd.yiitttter. \ . The Issue of the llfo to bo Wo weave with colors of cur oivn , And in the Held of destiny Wo reap as wo tnwo sown. Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report.