THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : AVEDNISSDAY , OCTOBER 21 , 1891. THE DAILY BEE K. HOHKWATnit. nntTcin. PUJJLISHKDEVERY MOUNING Tl'.HMS OP 8UIISOItII > T10N , Dally Ilco ( wltlmnt Riimlny ) Ono Ycnr. . . * 8 1 Dnllr nnil yuiulti } ' , Ono Year . . . . . in j MX months . . . . . J > Thrrn Months . . . 2' ' 8undny llpi-.Uno Year . J r-ntnrnny lleo , Unn YiMir . ' Weekly 1k oOtio Year . H OITIGES : Pmnhn. Thn Hro Hnlldlnif. frontli Omnlin. corner N nncl Srtth Streets. Council ninrra. 12 I'narl Htrcnt. Uilrmro ( JOlec , : i7 Chamber nf Commerce. Now Vrirk.llnniim 13 , Mnnd IVTrllmno Uulldlo Washington. SKI Kourtoonlh btrook AH cotnmiirilcntlons rclatln * to now * nn rdltorlnl nnitli'r Mimild bi addressed to 111 Kdltorlnl Department , HUSINKSS I.ETTr.HS. All hii lnr s letlrrs find ri'inlUnnrps ihouli I r addressed to Tlio lt < o Publishing Companj Oninhn. DraflH , chf t'ks mid postolllPo order to 1)0 nmdo payable to llio onlorof the com pany , The BOB Pnlilisliing Company , Proprietor run imn IUJIMHXO. STATT.MKNT or OIKOULATION Ktnloof Nebraska I , Count v of Pnuirlns. f OcorB" II. T/schiiok , socrctiiry of TUB HEI 1'iihilnhlii ! : lonipnnv. ilites Milninuly swca tliat the iiUiml tilrciilutlon of Tnr DAII.V Iln for tlio WICK , ending Octobur 17 , IkOI. was n : follows : . Piimlay OcMI > .fU Monday. Oct. 13 2 .l' Tnpvlny.Oot.il ai.H' ' Weilnemljiy.uct. 14 S'l.irv Thursday. Oct. 11 -'I.OS. rrldny.Oct.IB 2-l.frt Saturday. Dot. 17 24.16. Average 2 f , HHl OKOUOE II. T/.SUHUOIC. Sworn to 1 nfnrn 1110 and subscribed In mj pr ° scnco this 17th day of Octotpr , A. n.JfOL BeAU N. P. I-YlU Notary 1'ilbllc. The growth of the average dally vlrculnltor of TIIK lift for six > cnrs I * shown in iho fol < lowltiv table : ItvSli IH87 ISKS thill Jnnunrr. . 10 I7h lit 214 , 1151)1 ) 18 'i74IT I'l ' tM Xtl < l-ebrunrjr 10n II.I'H IT 18.TJI Ati : llnrch. * . . . . . II-MJ II.4UU IS ft. I 21 Ok' .April IJ.IH uin , 18.711 2J-12J Jlar 12 151 IIM7 17.181 ISI'l-J SU.IW ) Junu . . . IJ7W 11.147 I'UH IH1&S 21IJIUI July IWH IS ( til 13 ? H ft Ot\ \ Auituit. . M M n.r.i IH.lKl IBI.M .11 7ffl Heptoinbvr naaa I4 < 4'l 18,1.14 I9.TIII 20H7U < ) ctobcr 12 IW n , m IRUS4 IS IT JO 7lJ NoTcmlior in w IST.tl 18 'W , I'l 110 Dccembot 11en 15.011 20IH8 21,171 ion fn order to pho oxory roidcr In this state nnd Town on opportunity to keep posted on the iirogruss of the catnpilim In Loth thuse Rtates HO hi.odecldud to offer TIIR WKKKI.V ItrK for the h.ilanco of this year for TWKNTV CENTS , f-i nd In your orders early. Twc dollars will bo accepted for a club of ten names. THE UPK 1'uiiMiiiisa Co ( Jinahii , Nob. Tun province of Canada will cease to bo a purndlbo for Amoricnn boodlora il tl.o pro nnl nrosccution of thu Canadian vu loty is effective. Till-ur IH an independent stntosenator on tl o Stnlo Board of Transportation , Mr. Etlgorton. Wliy has ho boon quiet hi in < i all thoao months in which ho hua been drawing his salary ? Gnoitoi : P. IIMIS has sold 300 lots to wofkiiif'mcn in Omaha and aided thoni matoritilly in { Totting little homos of their own. Ho has never yet foreclosed a tnortsjngo upon ono of those , no matter how delinquent ho may have uecotno. DK. Loi'125 , minijtor of finance at Buenos Ayrcs , has icslgnod. Uo eould no longer Htand the pressure of a finan cial system which the calamity orators of this country sonic to impose upon Ainorlrii. When gold touched SJ.CO Lope < 5 cavojip the political ghost NBW YoitK will never forgive Chicago cage for winning the World's fair and her grain speculators are taking out a Bwoot rovotigo upon the Chicago Board of Trado. Every few days the Now Yorkers got a vindictive twist upon the market and they make the Chicago speculators winco. THIS Is an off year for democrats , nnd that Is why Brogan and Honningor have Sakon thuir names off Iho democratic Htato ticket as candidates for regents of the State university. This makes easy sailing for Charles II. Marplo and n. P. Shumway , the two competent , popular and cultured republican nominees. TAKKK as a whole the republican city ticket is superior to that nominated by the democrats. There are a few men who should not have boon nominated , however , and the people will not hesi tate to substitute democrats or independ ents in their places. Party politics will not bo allowed to intcrforo with good municipal government. IN Tin : fnco of the positive statement of Colonel Dniloy , not only to the repro- Bontatlvcsof thispapor but to ether men whoso voracity cannot bo impeached , that the World-llcmhl' had purposely misquoted him , and thut the story of Judge Post'ri indictment was a down right falsehood , the W.-Jf. persists in repeating the libel and keeps on with its Btnut-swlvol. Wnss the MoICInicy bill wont Into effect last year potatoes were worth , JI.50 a bushel , now , nfiei o ojo rot McKinloy's bill , they nro a drug In the market at 2T > cents a bushol. Farmers can see how much the MoIClnloy bill has helped thorn. Haitit c nemitenu. When the MoKinloy bill wont Into ef fect corn was , llftoon cents iv bushel , now it in 85 to 15 conta a btiahol , but the McKinley - Kinloy bill had na much to do with it as the man in the moon. TIIK commlttua on statistics nt the MothodUt ecumonlcal council In Wash ington reports n membership of six and ono-half millions with 25,000,000 adher ents. Those iTguros will recall to Omaha people the vnluo of the general conference of the largest branch of Woslyans , which is to bo held hero next May. Uui Ing the sossiou wo shall have 25,000,000 Methodist eyes turned with interest toward Omaha. A nr.JiocKATio editor culls the atten tion of farmers to the fact that potatoes u year ago were worth $1.80 per bushel , whereas today they can ho bought for 25 cents , and lie takes tbo farmer to bo gudgeon enough to believe the MoKln- loy bill did it. Ono year ago there was n dead failure of all crops on hundreds of farms In Nebraska , today the gran aries will not hold the harvested pro duct. Tho.MoKliiloy bill la just as re sponsible for the good crop ua for the poor urlco , no more uud no lew. TIIK STAXUAIW. There wna n tlmo In the history ( this country when no man dared t aspire to a position of honor and ro ; ponslbllity until ho had proven hi capabilities in the conduct of his ow business affairs or in the public service Andrew Johnson always pointed wit pride to the fact that ho hud risen sto by stop from the tailor's bench to a son in the United States sonnto and finnll to the chlof majlstracy of th nation , llo'hnd gained popular cstoor nnd confidence , first as as n mombo of the town council of Of oonvlllo , thai n,8 mayor , member of the Tennessee log islaiuro , governor , congressman am United States senator. But Androv Johnson simply exemplified the fac that in this country a man of brains IUH unbending integrity may worlc hia wn ; up from the lowest rung of the politiuu ladder to the foremost place within thi gift of the American people. Jn our day , when brass and menu mental self-conceit has taken tlio placi of brains and honesty , every jackass ii tlio political tnonagorfo imagines him self to bo a lion , and every Dogborr ; thinks himself fit to wear the ormino. Tbo decadence of the standard o public ofllcials has filled some of oui highest offices with mediocre nobodici and stimulated an ambition for places ol honor and trust among the Cheap Johm who could not command 350 n month ai clerks In n country store. Nebraska , it is to bo confessed will : regret , has for sorno yo.vrs shown n sto idy decadence in this respect whicl : every thoughtful fiti/en must rcgart with n sen so of humiliation. While out people have most substantial reason Ube bo proud of the material progiess of tlio Btato and of the honor able placa it occupies in character actor and credit among the states of the union , they can do nothing loss than ac knowledge that as to sotrio of the mor who have boon chosen to public po sition and others who are seeking elec tion IScbraska is discredited before the country. Consider her representation in the next congress. Two of her rep resentatives are men who are incapable under any circumstances of exerting nn iulluenco upon national legisla tion. They not only nro ignorant of public affairs , but are wholly deficient in the knowledge necessary to intel ligent legislators. The "independent" congressmen from Nebraska will either bo entirely ignored or become the laugh ing stock of their colleagues , and in either case they will bo utterly valueless as representatives. The p.irty that elected these men now seeks to place on the supreme premo bench of the state a man of oven Inferior character and capacity. It would doubtless bo an injustice to Kom and McKoighan to rank Kdgorton with them in point of ability and personal worth , and loss than this could not bo said of any man having the slightest claim to fitness for public olllco. The nomination of Edgerton for associate jus tice of the suptomo court evidenced the most deplorable lack of judgment and greatest indillerenco to the interests and welfare of the state ever shown by a political party in Nobr.iska , and per haps elsewhere. A conspicuous example of this choau- oning of public ofllco is sion hero in Omaha. The position of mayor of a city of 140,000 population , with such largo interests as this metropolis has , is ono of charartor and importance. It should command the services of an in telligent , energetic , progressive clti- 7on , capable of appreciating the possibilities of the city and of exerting an influence in promoting its prosperity. The democratic party nom inated for mayor a man who has none of these qualifications , or at any rate has given no evidence of having them. Every citizen who has any regard for the character of Omaha must fool that the election of OstholT would bo a dis credit to the city , yet the democratic party , or the element that controls it , made bun its loader and hopes to elevate - vato him to the chief executive otllco of the citv. It would bo easy to cite ether examples - plos , but those referred to are sudl- ciont to establish the fact that there has taken place a dancorous loss of popular concern for good government , which moans a decadence of public patrotism the most serious menace to free insti tutions. The remedy is with the people , and the opportunity to apply it is close at hand. IPKSTBflA 1'AlItIOTlSM. Tlio spirit of western patriotism was very well indicated in the remarks of ox-Governor Adams of Colorado in re sponse to Governor Thayor's address of welcome to the members of the trans- misslsslppi i-ongross. The people of the west believe profoundly in the great destiny of their section , and feeling a just pride in its develop ment and in the splendid con tributions it has nmdo to the wealth and material power of tbo na tion , thny are earnestly determined that the march of progress shall not halt. It may not bo that all of them hope with the eloquent gentleman from Colorado that God will speed the day that our northern boundary will bo the Arctic ocean and our southern boundary the Isthmus of Panama , but none will de cline tolicquiosco in his suntimont that wo must press onward and work side by side and shoulder to shoulder In upholding and adding to this great now Qiupiro. The west fools no jealousy of i ny ether section. It glories in the prosperity of the "oast and In the In- lustrlal progress of the south. It Is proud of the rapid advance of the nation lo commercial supremacy in the world. It seeks nothing except that which ft'ill increase Its ability to contrib- iito mo.-o largely to the growing wealth and power of the country. But It demands that it shu'll liave such fair consideration as is war ranted by Its vast possibilities , and that so prejudice , or jealousy , or selfishness wall bo permitted to obstruct its prog- i-ess. It asks only that It shall be given MI equal chance in national legislation uid In the favor of the general govern ment , and fur this it is able to assure a return of Immeasurable value. With lioundless resources yet to bo do- irolopod , the magnificent contribu tions the west bus made to the mtionnl wealth are small in comparison with what it may urn it o within another generation If the conditions to Us progress gross nro provided. The movements instituted within th past year or two having for their objoc the creation oi n general public sontl niont favorable to pushing western development volopmont , of which the congress now ii session in this city fl representative have been fruitful of good results. On example of this is found in th larger and more favorable interest tha is being manifested in the east regard ing the reclamation of arid lands. I wisely presented , from the broad poin of view of national welfare , other problems loms connected with western development mont can bo made to grow in genera popular Interest and favor. vBut then nro dangers to be avoided which ough lo bo obvious to the intelligent men win are loaders in these movements It is well to have it under stood that the delegates to " tin transmlssissippi congress nro > ii the interest of no political party , but 1 is equally Important that they should hi in the interest of no policy whoso dlTcc would bo lo create or perpetuate tlistrus of western investments. Capital is nocos nary to the development of the west , inn it must ho sotiglit olsowhoie. In ordci to obtain It there must bo an assurance that the people of tlio west are will ing to return nn honest dollni for nn honest dollar received , thai they are disposed to maintnir a sound and stable currency , "ovory dollar lar of which , whether paper or coin , shall bo as good as every other dollar. ' Without this tlio patriotism and xonl o ! the people of tlio west will not count fet all they should bo worth In behalf ol western development. THK SCHOOL , HOAlll > . Every citi/en of Omaha is Interested in the maintenance of our public schools in the high standard which they nave attained. It is the boast and pride ol Omaha that no city in Amer ica has bettor public schools. It would bo a fatal mistake to allow these schools to deteriorate. The manifest duty of the patrons and friends of our schools is therefore to sec that the best men only shall bo elected to the school board. And this solcction should bo made regardless ot sectarian ism. The board will during the coining year bo called upon to expend half n million dollars for school sites , school houses and ether improvements. For this reason 'it becomes not merely n question whether its. members are known to bo capable , but whether they are honest. There is no salary attached to the position and the only legitimate incentive should bo a desire to promote the educational in terests of our city and administer the estate of the school district in a business like manner. Unfortunately men have often sought the position for mercenary ends and selfish purposes. This class of aspirants should bo kept out of the board no matter to what party they belong or in what church they worship. Tin : BEC desires to see the bchool boaid of Omaha elevated above the ward bum mer and boodle standard that prevails in city councils , and it hopes that our citizens ' zens will make their selections with care and use their host judgment in their choice of candidates. HDOKltlOVN FlGUltKS. In hia stumping tour through the state Candidate Edgerton is aoliverinc' him self of n sot speech , composed and com piled for the oars of gullible farmers and credulous working people. Wo need only to reproduce some of the prepared food with which Edgorton delights in regaling his independent followers to show what arrant domagojry men will resort to in place of argument in dealing with the economic issues of the day. In his speech at Albion Edperton is quoted as saying : "Wo find that [ now ] we have 31,000 millionaires and 2,000,000 tramps , while in 1860 wo had two millionaires and no tramps. " If there are actually 31,000 million aires in America and each of them pos sesses but a single million dollar's worth of property the aggregate wealth of our millionaires would bo $ .110,000,000,000. Now the estimated true value of all kinds of property in Iho United States on January 1 , 1890 , including property owned and money invested in foreign countries , and all the public property of the nation , lands , forts , navies , build ings , etc. , is but $00,000,000,000 accord ing to tlio census of 18')0. ' There are 61,000,000 people in tlio United States. If there are actually in round numbers , 2,000,000 tramps in this country then ono out of every thirty-two of our population is a tramp. In Ne braska whore wo have 1,050,000 people , there would bo an army of 30,000 tramps. Allowing Hvo members to each familv there would bo ono tramp in each sixth family in Nebraska and' the union. But Hdgorton never troubles himself about Lho correction of his figures. In I860 says Edgorton , there were but two millionaires in this country. As a matter of fact fortunes were made in California equalling several millions as mrly at 1&10 and 1850. The Asters , Vandorbilts nnd a bcoro of other Ameri cans had already amassed their mil lions. Before 1800 there were southern planters owning more than 1,000 slaves md those represented a million to say iiothing of their lands. Several estates in Virginia were worth ever u million , Mid scarcely a city of 50,000 people in 1800 could bo found In which there was lot u man whoao possessions were rook- Jtied by seven figures , The assertion that there were no .ramps in 1800 Is equally baseless. WVcry man old enough to know nny- , hlng about It can recall tlio distress of 1857 when thousands of paupers walked .ho streets bogging for food nud ether .housandu tram pad through the country n quest of employment. In those good > ld times comm m laborers worked , wolvo hours a day for 7o cents. The rocklo3s talk of Ignorant domti- ; ogucs of the stamp of Edgorton should > odiscountenanced by nil men wtiodoairo. .he prosperity and contentment of the u'oducors. There are doubtless many tbuses that need to be corrected nnd social vrongs that should be righted , but men vho nmko It their buamo-u to sow dis- iuntont and stimulate distruU in the In * lustrlal classes and have no remedy to propose oxcop } trpit they bo elected I high ofllco for'wmch they nro totnll ; unlit , ought to bqjrlvon nn emphatic rebuke buke through the ballot box. JUST now Cqnt actor Hugh Murphy I cutting a pretty wide swath In the dotr ocrnMccnmp. With Owen Sluvun fc countv commissioner , OstholT for mayo nnd Tom Lowry. ns president of th council nnd IJJr hauaor pulling wit him in thu traces , , ho would como prott near bagging tliq.ontlro county and cit ' patronage. SOUTH OMAHA'S cMtlo receipts o Monday wcro the largest of record. Th stock men of the west have learned thn Omaha is n top-notch market. In th very near future Omaha will rank nos to Chicago ns n hvo stockcontro. Louis BIUKAns police judge fo two years. Ho made an excellent rec ord , lie is ngain before the people as candidate for the ollleo. Ho deserves I bo elected , for ho is clean-handed , able honest and experienced. A STHONCJ committee of fifteen lead ing citizens , bucked by the ontorpris and public spirit of the citirons o Omaha , can do good work In Washing ton toward securing the republican convention vontion for this city. IIUQH MUHPIIV is a shrewd politi clan and a successful ono. Mr. O'Sthof is a good friend of tlio clover contractoi nnd the clever paving contractor novci forgets his friends. A iioiisiwiiii > docs ; iot cut dcoj enough to got to tlio bottom of tin boodle business in Omaha. A gram jury for the next term of court will b < far more effective. Tun discussions before the transmiss' issippi congress are very interesting and the committee extends a special iu vitation to the ladies lo attend the scs along. CiTlZilNS who fail to attend the tranb mississippi congress will miss hearing the speeches of some of the most dis' tinguishcd public men in the west. Mit. OSTHOFr'ssllk hat has made hiir top heavy. The manager of the Kotchnir Furniture company ought to have giver that silk lint to Morcarty. Mn. OWKN SLAVEN was once upon a time in the city council , but only onco. Even the bloody Eirst didn't want to invite - , vito n land slido.J A Great Trjutli Hrlelly Told. fftw Vmk ll'orW. Poor Ireland 1 Her friends nro each other while the common enemy laughs. ii. CoiiHiiimmtbion. to Ho DcHirctl. Granil Hlntih Inil'peiule t , If Paul Vantlorvoort should' ever lese his mouth his capital ' would all bo gone , and he would uo poor indeed1. ] The liul'wJrlc ofl-'act OMit-pfinnerat. Ono of the stroncifltargumoats In favor of republican rule is the fact that every man in Uio countrywho Is willing lo work cau find employment at reasonable wages. IMcIUn I iy 'Prices. ntalie-fhmncni. The fnrmors are m1w getting $ SS per head for exported cattle , whereas u year ago they received only $ l per head. This is an addi tional pointer in the matter of McICinloy prices. Kcrpintr tip Its ilepulation. Grain ! Mand Jntlciwiulent. The Omaha World-Horald gets out moro fakes than all the other Nebraska papers combined. Dollars to doughnuts the World- Herald Post sensation is purely u fri.io and a slander. Causeof His Downfall , Gaeerwir CVmin/rll / nf Olilu. "Yours ago was engaged to a domocratio girl. I wns a republican thoo. After four years I married her , and by that tlmo I was a mugwump. What has happened to mo slnco as to political faith you are well awaro. " SupcroilioiiH Virtue. firm m Uitu 1 imet A spasmodic attncK of supercilious vlrtuu has como upon Plttsburg , Clue laws for gotten for a hundred yours have boon brought out of lotlromont and made to do service In closing all public places on Sun- Jay. ivool friends thus do what thojr can to bring a good causa into dispute. The Government KcHponslulo. The annual report of Major General Miles reviews the Bloux war of last year ana at- Iributcs the breaking out of hostilities largely to the falluroof the government to 'ulflll the stipulations of treaties made with .ho Indians. General Miles seems to bo a * ilaln spokoa as a critic as bo is fearless ns a loldior. Facts About tlio Crop. „ ffeia Ynrk Tim's. Some weeks ugo It was estimated by con- icrvatlvo authorities that the wheat crop imountod to about 535,000,000 bushels. Col- : ulatlons based upon tbo latest reports of the Agricultural department show that this ostl- nnto must bo enlarged. It now scorns to bo i fair ostlmato that the crop is 580,000,000 jushols , with a probability that oven this 'normout quantity falls below the actual , -Iola. The harvostlijj5jf so largo a crop par- nits the sale of at least 1350,000,000 bushels to 'oroign consumers. { Ojjr exports of tills stale - > lo have not heretofore oxcooJoil lSOnoo,0'X > mshols In any yoir , . but the demand In bu- opo this year Is oxtiaordlnary. J'O/.VIW O.VAIVITIf POLITICS. Grand Islana liiaofoiiilont [ : As a rule lolltlcal meetings are-Hot largely attended his year , and ospeclollvi is tbU true of Indo- londont meetings. TliJ people are calmly : onstdoring tlio qualifications of candidates it their own homos. Hastings NabrasUun Hovornl prominent loiuocrats in ( lost have stated openly iiul above board that they propose to vote md work for the st Jf it republican Mtato Idiot. These men are good democrats , but ire acting on principle. IMorco County Call : Jmlga A. M. Post , for iluoyoarn has been an upright and able udge. KdKorton bus practiced law thirteen 'cars and has had hut two cases In the su- iroaio court. Which Is bettor titled for pro- notion to the suproino bench 1 Sioux City Journal : Judge Post , tbo ro- lubllcaa c.uitlldato for suproino Judga in No- iraska , Is proving to bu u papular candidate. Us long Dxperianco on the dlnrlct bench , lit ability iii a lawyer und the Integrity ot ils character are thoroughly understood in ICearnoy Hub : Nobriska Is the great "old oldier" stum of the union , tnoroforo the tatomont that un avnrago of thirty punslont lally Is maintained In thu state U not at all urprUIng , Hut bow dooi It coincide with the mouthing ! ! of Paul Vandorbum and h "Independent" fallow patriot * Vh.it the r publlcnn party has boon criminally nccrltgot in caring for Iho old soldier. How is Itl Kcarnoy Journal-Enterprise : Had Judg Hccso received the nomination nt the hum of the state convention ho would rccolvocor domuntlon nnd misrepresentation. It mattci not how good , upright and free from tindti induoncos a man may bo , yet It bo accepts nomination on the republican ticket , that fai Is enough. Ho tbon becomes n railroad to > and receives the vituperation of nhlntic leaders. Juntata Herald : The Hastings Domocn ii manfully trying to down Its "crow" I endorsing the Independent ticket , but It lit to wrlgglo hard , It say * It wns ngnlnst Ii notion , but It bciloyos It for the best. It don llko the ticket , but thinks It a good ono. would bo amusing to outsiders If it were ni so pitiful. Llko the Massachusetts loidsli turolflsln favor ol tbo law | tlckotj , bt ngln ltenforcement. . " Fremont Flail : Tin : Bui : denounces 111 story of the World-Herald affecting th character of Judge Poit an outrageous Hbo and cites two of the Wotld-Horald's prc tended authorities an Its witnesses , Th World-Horald Is none too good to concoc such n story out of whole cloth. Indeed th World-Horald could not bo bollovod In nn , thing , unless perchance It should say that I would HUe a circulation equal to Tins OMAII I3Fn , Howclls Journal ( ilom.In leaving a vr cancy upon the stnto ticket , the democrat ! stnto central commtttco gave every domocra n chance to vote for whoever ho may thlnl propor. Wo are sorry that Mr. Jhoady ha declined to run , but such being the case w have no hesitancy in declaring ourselves Ii favor of the election of A. M. Post. W know Mr. Post to bo an abl lawyer nnd nn experienced Judge Ills opponent , Edgerton , has no stand ing ns a lawyer , and is n chronic onic soolior , for ns regular ns the lonvo < fall h the nutumn ho bobs up for some ofllco. Ii has simply como to this tlm pcoplo of Nebraska braska have to cheese between n corapoton and experienced Judge nnd a fourth rat lawyer who puts in his time ch.isinsr nfto ofllco Instead of attending to the duties ol hi profession. JM.SM.VH i/Efr.s. Enoch : "Thoro nro no Illei on mo. " "iNo , you keen your juw w.igxliut HO much 1 scares them away. " Detroit Kreo 1'rcss : "Can you glvo mo tin tlmo Mr ? " asked .a iiiiui In n street c ir. "You iui.zht.ns well nslc mo for a dollar , " was the icply. "L bus your pardon ! I thought you had t watch. " "I have ; but tlmo It nionoy. " King's Jester : Nonspnnor man. "t bnvc offended you I know , LouNc. but pardon mi I bog of you , and let us make up und In friends. " I.oulse. "Well then I forglvo yon. Yoi editors arc qulto experienced In m.iklngmi ) . ' " [ heir Do ruystei hurt his sister wlilli fencing. "Vex so I heard , but I thought tlioy always fenced with fol s- " "bo limy do , but Do I'uyster's M capon musl hnvo been n cut-lass ! " VODIl WIIE. Jwlge. Though she no dnubt would bo perplexed rlf you should linn another. i ot. If j on'd make her re illy vexed a ou'vo but to praise your mother. Now York Herald : Mrs. Hloks-TIonrv. I wish you would curry the baby n little wlulo. Hluks ( sleepily-- ! , engaged In this concern as equal p trtnui , not us IIBor walker. The \Viisp : Coroner uo the physician who examined the wounded man ) Where was the man shot , doctor/ Doctor In the lumber reslon. Coroner In the lumbar reglanl Why , the Dolleonian has Just sworu mat he wus Hhut la ivuoal yard. "I wlbli I was an opportunity , " said Clara the other day. gloomily. "VWiy. what In the world for ? " asKed Uoraco , astonished. "Oli , opportunities nro always embraced , don't jou know ? " said Clara , with a far-olt binlie. And Horace fell In a dead faint while the sontloelly front/euhyrs wafttd the strains of u awoet lullaby oor his Inanimate form , 1IAIIII TIMkS COMING. Oil City Ulltz ird. Tlio chilly days are drawinst nigh When autumn shall bo dead When butter will bo Irn.l to buy And liken Iso hard to spread. Fnoch : Mrs Lirkin 'displaying a now pair ) Theio aio the cheapest slippers I ever boiU'ht. L irkln T saw some choapar ones today. "Indeed ? " "Yes ; banana peels. " Chlcnca Tribune : "I wrlto merely to fill up space , " said thu nowspipui serll.o as ho drew his stipend and'liiiri led to spend a portion nf It in thu purchase ot u squaio meal. I'uoic : llrltish Tourist ( In Oklahoma ) Aw. landloid. 'nvo you n shooting coat you can lend mo this momlng ? landlord Tiinnor ( genially ) Mko to obllKQ yo , but 1 h iln't ot none. Yon don't need It. nohow If yoii'Mj got u grudge ngln somu fuller , jest 1:0 rlKht out the way j on air an * settle It. Doesn't ninko the least dlfTcrencu how yoti'ro dressed. llnltlinoro American : I'orh'ips on the nd- niKslon of thu American hog Into Italy may follow the uprooting of International pieju- dlcus. Yonkers Statesman : Notwlthstnno'lna the general Impression that "money talks. " did yon uvor notice hnw quiet It Is In it I ) ink ? Chicago Times : Dentists are not looked upon as peculiar' dissipated , ynt they are always llllliu up. I'lttshurg Despatch : Musical conductors boat their way through the world by scores. TUB 1IUTON MUDEN. The Itoston maiden Is accused AH nil are well aw.ire , Of seeking for a higher sphere \Vhoro moil nroery rare. Emancipation from the man . Is what tliuy want , 'tis s ild ; They'll biook no longer Ills control ! They do not. wish lood. . The gulling chain of tyranny That man him for/i-d they'll break ; Anil tucnfranchlso unnuinUml No husbands will they lake. To iniiKo thrsu charges Is not hard ; To provo them , that's the rub ; For no trnu llnston u'lrl would huvo A homo without the Hub. Now York Herald : Dick" Hlcks-Doesn't It to you that thu ho ithon have a very soft. iimp Hicks What do you mean ? ' Dick IllokK They don't have to'nttond the : hnrch services , and they get the box ro- ; optj. ! _ _ THK At J.I.I fitin I'liOl'llKT'H M'Ktt/f. A" < in ii. < Citu Jniirnnt. L'horn Is woo and devolution In the land beyond - yond the Knu ; 1'hero Is grief and desperation far across the Ark insiiw : Jomu the sad and tearful tidings from the plutocratic oust Chat thu HUM -Hedged Hnnllower stutosman- Jolned u domouriitlo feast ; And that Jerry Urdrreil sherry And wus urfitwhllo gay and merry , iVhllo tlio "poor oppressed" ttoro very Much futlguud to say the least. V your ago the \\olkln run , ; with Jurry's tile ot wet , Vnd thooroonlnjt Kaunas cyulono wan not In It with his blow. Vsho wudcxl Into Wall street or attacked the rullroud uranu ; Hit today his stir ban dropped afar , and Jorry'n name Is trousers , And therefore They nro snro Are the yoonion , and what's more. lorry may voiuo uuek us marshal In the good old d yHof yrro Now porchaneo , IVhut will then hooomu of .Hhyloak ? Who will eiusli tin' inoni'V | Kiwur ? iVho Mill "udno.ito the imiasW on the qiien- tlonaof the hour/ . , , iVlio lll fix lliiwtMllh"uorcapltor"and who will throw tha lutieo That Mill "stall the rutilxir tarllTV" Who will ren-nlalo tlimnt.it/ Who will know llowtokhow I'rovlduneo the way thliiKx go ? [ n this uharu * of calamity , thu nightmare miuoot uoo ? Who'll lead Iho ilancut WisntsoTox nunp.vu oir Tun filft FouiiTKr.NTit STIIRBT , WuutiNOTOX , D.C. , Oct,20. Hon. John Nicolny , who was 1'rotUlon Lincoln's private secretary nnd coulldontln frlond , said today that tbo widely publlshci statement that Mr. Lincoln was n spirituals is untrue. Ho snys the martyred prcsldon took > nn Interest In the subject of spirit ualUm but did not believe In It. This morning n fnrgo bundlo'of woodot faucets each nbout thrno foot long nnd of tin circumference and shape of n common wnlK Ing cnnu , arrived from Now York and an being carried nbout ever the city by well known republicans as canes. It Is the republican publican campaign oinblom Of Now York and mnkos n very reipcctablo walking stick It Is hollow , tins the splirot holes throtighoul and could bo used for the puiposu faucet : nro mado. There Is on every hnnd n dumaml for the "Fassott stick. " \V. 1C. ICurlz of Omaha Is nt the Arlington The sefrotnrv of the navy signed n contract with the Iowa Iron wonts of Uubuqtio , la. for the construction of torpoilo boat No. ! 1 mmllnr to the Gushing , for the sum o $115,500. She Is to ho of 120 tons displace ment nud must bo completed within out year. It develops that Governor Steele resigned nnd loft Oklahoma the ether day for the pur pose of return Ing to his homo In Indiana ami become the republican candidate fur governor ornor of that stato. Pensioner Commissioner Rnum has noi resigned , but Inlands doing so when tlio nt tncks upon him ceuso but not boforo. Hi bos the president and Secretary Noble bo him in bis administration. The motion forjlio review of the homestead stead entry decision of the general land qf Ilco In tha contest of William G. Ashwoll v Albert Hovoy , from McGook , was todaj overruled by Assistant Sociotary Chandler , P. S. H. onnins. Change * ) of a Day In the Ilpjjulnr Sur- WASHINGTON- . C. , Oct. 20. [ Special Telegram - gram to Tun BEE. I The following army orders dors were issued today : Captain Jcsso M. LOP , Ninth infantry , is rolicved from the further operation of par ngrapti fourteen of special orders April 2l ! , Ib91 , and from his present temporary duties in the Department of the Columbia and will join his regiment at Madison barracks on or about November 5 , 1SOI. Second Lieutenant Fr.mk W. Cilia , Second Infantry , having boon found Incapacitated for nctivo service by an army retiring board is , by direction of the acting secretary of war , granted leave of absence until further orders on account of disabilities. Leave of absence for two months anu fifteen days is cranlod Second LlcutonnntFrank II. Albright , Ninth infan try. An army retiring bo.ird Is appointed tent nt tbo call of the president thereof at Newport - port barracks , Kv. , for the examination of such oflicors as may bo ordered before It. Detail for the board : Colonel Mclvllio A. Cochran , Sixth infantry , Major Henry Ii. Tllton , surgeon ; Major Oanlel G. Culduell , surgeon , Mrtjor William M. Wherry , Twcntv-first infantry ; Captain Thomas G. Townsend , Sixth Infantry ; Pirst Lieutenant Charles IJyrno , adjutant. Sixth infantry , recorder. Major Passmoro Mludloton , sur geon , will report Iu person to Colonel Mol- vlllo A. Cochran of the nrrav retiring board at Newport bariacks for examination by the board. AVrHtoru Pensions. WXSUI.N-OTOV , D. P. , Oct. 20. [ Special Tel egram to TUB BER.I The following list of [ tensions granted is reported by TIIE BEE and Examiner Butonu of Claims : Nebraska : Original Ulores Moore , Wll- iain Monk , Ooorgo W. Ilay , Louis Pike , William Hart , Samuel Moorohoad , Burgott fl. Sloat , Leland A. Jowoll , Harrison Grant , James A. Foster , ( Jurrott Smith , Thomas Hoe , Ira Vnnordon , Joseph Hodgson , Ber nard Parsons , Thomas Lakes , James Hogen camp , Lewis Patterson , William H. i > Iarih , Jumos Warner , James McMakou. Addi tional John W. Hubv. Increase Samuel II. Davis , William Foster , Joseph V. Davis. Hclssuo Elijah Bellor. Widow Mary Michlan. Iowa : Original Bvron Mandovlllo , Alex Lockie , William Smith , Charles Gooke , Henry II. Streotor , John W. Scnnnip , John U. Jov , Kdwaid C. Holland , Mntthiis Hauer- son , William W Hodges. Additional- John C. Frederick , Alhu H. Anderson , Frederick C Sbafor , William H. Mitt. Increase Peter Baiter , George Hamsoy , jr. , Stephen Perkins , Finley C. McLennan , Christian Sonnr/o , Samuel O. Thomas. Hoissuo Georeo M. Howloy. Widows , " etc. Helen C. T.ivlor , Ell/n 'Foresmnn , mother ; Ull/nboth Heed , mother ; Hannah Hickey , mother , South Dakota : Original Stopheh W. Harris , John W. Strater. Additional John Artman. _ AVi'htern l'iiiont = . WASIU.VOTOV , D. C.Oct. 20. [ Special Tele gram to Tun1 Bni' . | I'ho following list of patents granted Is reported by THE BEK und Examiner Bureau of Claims : George L , Baruoy , Seward , NOD. , letter box ; Henry Chnrsh , Pnrkston , S. D. , wash ing machine ; Frank II. Dobeck , assignor of two-thirds to J. U. Uobinson and G. T. Stokes , Omaha , hbiold tor sewing machine gear ; Marcus B. Earnoat , Fort Madison , la . nut lock ; Robert , lilliott , Paulhina , la. , float gold collecting devlco ; frank Pelton , DCS Molnes , In , railway rail chair ; Adam E. Saxor , faloux Fulls , S. D , , horse collar fastener - toner ; Willis D. Hhorman , assignor to Union Hydiaulic Drain Tile com Daily , Omaha , core for drain tile moulds nnd tmuU. Ltrni > in Identity of tlio Girl Who Wallcod Off a Itoclc Islanil Trniii. DETitoir , Mich. , Oct. 20. October 2 last , ivliilo on a Chicago , Itock Island & Pnclllo train , a youne woman whllo delirious , walked ill tno stops of a coach near Blue Island and was Instantly killed nnd her body was buried In the Catholic cometurv as unknown. In her pocket uas louiia a memorandum con taining an address m Detroit. The Chicago pollco made Inquiries of tbo department bora. It was found that she was n woman who for merly worked for Mrs. Vandyke on .lolTorson ivanuo , mother of the Ituv. Father Vandyke. Her name wns Leon ! Cokelalro , and her fa ther arid mother icsldo in Ileilun , Holland. She had no relatives In this country und her [ lersonal otTncts , couslstlni ; of considerable jewelry , weio sent to them. Mis. Vandyke mjs that Allss Cokolalro was in her service For three years until last August , when she ivent to a friend's In Denver , hoping to bono- ilt her health. She suffered severely from : ntarrh and not getting relief in Colorado , , vas returning to this city when she lost her ifu. A servant at Mrs. Vandyke's bed boon lotillod by letter to moot her at tbo depot In .hi.i city on the evening of October U , but the 'alluio of the young woman to arrive caused liquify of her fi lends In Colorado und it was earned that slio hud loft Denver to loturn. the Injunction. O , , Oct. iiO , Today Judge iunt dissolved tbo temporary Injunction oo- amed by the minority at the meeting of itockholdors of tha Ohio ft Mississippi rail- oail to restrain tha voting of Shipley , Brown t Co. , pioxlos , for tha election of directors. Gold ItcoolptH Iioni Hurnpc , Nuw YORK , Oct. 20 , Tno total rccolpu of old from Europe to data are almost ? 18.- nti A/in . 00,000. MUST PAY Tllli DETECTIVE , But the Oonrt Considerably Ttoihril Mts , Bheody's ' Expanses. PECULIARITIES OF THE OFFICER'S ' BILL. Ho Evidently Mntlo I'roo Use of titquorfl and Clears During the Murder Trlnl Other Ijlnuolu News. Ltvcot.x , Nob. , Oct. UO. [ Special to TUB BrE.J The suit of Dotcctlro Plnnoo against Mrs. Shoodv for $9,11 for services rcmloruil In splitting nwny an Important witness for tlio stnto mid doing otUor work In her Inter- csts , has ended , Tlmt Is , ns fur ns thocountv Courtis concurnod. .ludKO Stewart gave it ns his opinion that V > 0 wnssufllelont , Among the Items wore ? 50 tor clears HIM whlskov. which Were used In ptrmplng pee pi o , nud $17 for street car furo. Mr. Plnneo Is not satisfied with the vor- diet of the Judco and declares cmphntlcally that ho Is untltlnd to every contof his bill ror $ ! UI , and gives notleo Hint ho will nppo.il the case to tlio supreme court Thrco moro demented oarsons worn brought buforo the Insanity board toilav. " The Hut was Hint of a Mr. Davenport. Ho hnil bo coino HO violent nt tils homo that his relatives wcro afraid to wnit until the Insanity com mission could hear his case ana nupllod for admission tor him nt the lusano asylum , llo was iodised admission without an order , and to save tlmo and nionoy ho xvas brought ho fore the Lancaster commission , which or- doiod him sent to the asylum. Another man by the n.imo of HollIiiRs- worth was before the board. The sosslon was hold with closed doors. His tuhUlvos brought him to the court house and tool : him away when ho was ordered taken to tha asylum ( Jhnrlos Wmnplor. the young man who sot llro to a barn the ether night , was alio or dcrocl taken to the asvlum. HU piironla live ntSovontoonth and Jv strocts , and his insan ity Is said to have boon caused by uumt.il troubles. Ho was formerly a railway con ductor. NATUIHU7.XTIOV. The unusual slu'ht qf two nocrocs wishing to bo n.uur.ili/cd wits wltnosscil in the dis trict cloik's ofllco this morning. The two negroes ate very Intelligent follows , but as they weio born on British soil thov are sub jects of Queen Victoria. They therefore wish to tuko the regular course to become American citrons. nnuiv TO M MIIIT AOAIV. Mrs. Susan Kllon Hants , who has boon twice mnrt led , asked Judjro Hall today to release the bonds which Ho her to Joseph H TIiurK to whomsho has boo'n wcddod nearly nine years. She was given permission to marry a third tlmo If she chooses. WVNT I'AV Kill I1A1LUOAI ) COVSTIIl'CTIOV. A suit Involving intoiosls in the neighbor hood ot { TiOO.OOO wus biought today from thu district court of Gaga county to the supiouiu court. It is the ono In which KilpatrlcK IJros. & Collins , railrjid contractors , ask fern n contractors' ' lion of $ .n.0l > 0 on the Kansas City & Hoiurico Railroad compnuy. The Kan sas City. Wy.indotto & Northwestern and Kansas City , fott Scott & Memphis HailroaU companies and the Now York Security and Trust companies are codefendnnts. The last named company has § 400,000 locked up In the reid , having loaned it before the Una was built. \\isnson nornr. CIIANCIKS. Mr. E. 1C. Crlloy , who for five jears hai managed the Windsor hotel as lessen , has turned his Interests over to Mr. K G. Illoli- nrdson of Marlon , O. Mr. Cilloy will ongai0 [ in the hotel business in Kansus. . The United States authorities hero hiva bad their attention called to a case which concerns the act designed to ptovont paupers fiom emigrating to this country and shous how the law may bo evaded. The story ai tola to United States Commissioner Llllihigs- t * loy fs as follows : Mrs UuChul Madounik. a Jewess of con- slUetablo wealth of this city , sent money enough to her pauper brother , Abraham Ulllns , In Poland , to bring bun and uis family to Lincoln. Slnco coming hoio Mrs. Madoxnik and her biothur have had a falling out and she has turned him and his family out of doors. Ellins has no trade and no money and has been unable to secure any kind of employment to make a living. Ha and his family , therefore , became objects of public charity , although they have been In America only a few days. The matter was b'rought to the at tention of too United States author ities and Commissioner Dllllngsloy snys that Mrs. Madounik will hava to cither furnish bonds for the support of the family or have action btought against her for the violation of the pauper emigra tion law. OltAVI ) KVCAMl'MliNT Ol' ODllFRLt OWS. The grand encampment of the Independent Order of Oddfellows of Nebraska occuriou in Lincoln today , the sossiou , which was seciet , being hold In Oddfellows' hall. The Krand lodge will convene tomorrow nt the wno place. The Daughters of Hobokah will moot at the sumo tlmo In the Masonic tomplo. An exompllcatlon of the degree ivotk will ho ono of the main features of tha ivcok. An actual cnndldato will bo ex pen - tnontcd with. On Thursday , at : l p in. , a paiado will occur. During the clav there tmi been n larco Inllux of Oddfellows to the cltv. ANOTIIISll rOl.lTlt'AI. rllCllll I.M 8OLVHI ) . Another political pioOlom has boon solved > y the suproino couit , viz. the case ofnines M. IHnstoilIng against Hobort M Hankln. It s tbo somewhat noted case from HnlTma : omity. Ira 13. Morston was appointed to ( ill ho un ox pi led term of thu county attorney vho died shortly after qualifying last win. or , The Independents claimed that Mars- oil's term of ollleo oxpliod thin full and con- cquontlv nominated a cnndldato for tha ilaco. The county clerk uifusod to put his nuno on the ticket. Ilonco tlio suit. Tha allowing Is Norvul's decision : I'lrst. Where u law crcntlnR an ollleo spool- ieiilly pio\ili'H ] how xauiineluH ocourrliii : In nchomco Hhull bu Illlnd. Hueli provlHlon , and lot thu geaurul law on the .subject , of vueiin- loi. KOVITIIH and oontrolH thu inothod of 1111- n t ; vacuncliis In hiivh ollli'u. Sucond Where a vnonnuy occurs In tnn ollleo if county nttoriuiy , It Is the duty of thu ounty board to 111 ! the aaliiu by iippolntimuit , iid thu appolntoo will hold his ollluo until n hvcossor Is iilKoliHl and iiimlllied. Third A county attorney uin only bu li'utnd at a genunil uloutlon hold In ovun ninboriMl yours. Hbi'itrMi : tniiiiT DPOISIONH. Court met pursuant to adournmont. | K. V. Adams of the Holt countv bar was nil- lined to practice. Gordon v.s I'lattsmoiith Jnnnine company , order of rovlvor ; Schlcklo s Kent , submitted on motion mid advanced , lilton vs Crooner , judgment modlllod ao ni 3 allow plalntllT until January 1 to pay the mount foil ml duo by referee ; Spraelio vs 'illlor. motion to dUmlss overruled ; Ktatovn itnto lianli nf Uiotna , order appointing ro- olvor and llxlng amount of bond , The following causes were aiguod nndsub- illtod' Missouri Pacilio Itallway company Twlss , IJolaii vs Armstrong , Stuto ox rel IcLornon vs Ickos on domurror. Malloy vs Inlloy , Stratton vs Kolsdorph , Urny vu Kl- ling , KirchUaiim vs Scott , Wullnnwabor vi lunnlgan ; Wllkln vs Wllklns , ICmgslov vs intt rllelu , Dloomor vs Nolan , Loonier vs homas , State ox rcl Kblo vs Leavltt. The following causes were continued : into ox rel Uoublns vs Omaha & Hastings : allway company. Van Ovko vs CHI/ens' tuto bunk , continued ; Prowltt vs York aunty , continued ; Holinor vs Dohnor , con- nucd ; Yorlt Park liulldlng associations arnoa. Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't ' Report. ABSOLUTELY PUPJE