'Tin . UR' R'n n R'W O ! ai innt c ( 111ol ol In ei tui > t ui CO tilTl Tl TlB of III ! Oil w : en not gei ha lyr "V ot till Job OIK wh whY sill for whl " Klxj aixl rot or < \ > oar not ] and tori moV nc incf run tloq Am lnip l > h < ass ( last real ft ! M THE DAILY BEE. K. noSKWATKK. EVKHY MOUNTNG. TEII.MS OK SUIlSOItll'TION" . Pally Ilouwithout ( HundiiyOne ) Year..I 8 00 Dully and Sunday , One Year lo 00 * ix month. B no Thrco Months 2 M Hiinday lien , One Year 2 00 Hatiirday HoiUno Year 'M Weekly Hue , Ono Year 1 TO OKKIOKS : nninlm. Tlin Urn Itulldlntr. Hoiilh Oiniihn. corner N nml Mill Street- . . Counnll Iilnirn , 12 I'niirl .Street. Chlcasro Olllee , III" Chamber of Oommorco. New York.ltouniM IX Iliind I'l.Trlbuno Ilul'.dlnR Washington , fil.l I'liurtei'tith Htniet. COUIIKHI'ONDKNCE. All communication * rolntlnir to news and ndllurliil matter should bo addressed to the Kdltorlal Hupiirttiient , WJHINKHH hKTTBUS. All business letters itnd niinlttancRS should bo nddrritMi.l to The lleo I'ubllshlnK Company , Omr.hu. MraftK. I'houks nnd iioslfilllon orders lobe made payable to the order of the coin- puny. Ttic Bee PuWisliing Company , ProprieUrs TillIIKK : HUIMI.NO. BWOUN STATKMKNT 0V ClllC'ULATlON. Hiitnof Npbnmkn , l _ , . . f w Counljr of Dongliis. Ceorce It. Tzsrhtick , Bocrntnrv cif The lice ruhllahlng company , does snlomnly swear Hint the iietiml circulation ( if Tiir. DAII.V HEK for the wi-pU ending August 83 , UUI , was us follows : Hnndny. Aug. in , W.TO Mondiiy. Aug. IT , L'lUno Tnrsdny. Auu' . 18 i'6.47 Wednonday , Aug. 19 SMKI Thursriiiy , Aiur. 20 10..isa Frldny , AIIB.'Jl : . ' fcikturduy , Aug.'J. . -C.8i : < ) Average 27 , ( ) ( ) ' OKOltdK II. TZPCIIUOK. - Fwnrn to hrforo me nnd Biiliscrlhod In my presence thU d day of August. A.I ) . . 1SOL N I1. KKIU Notary I'ubllo. Etntoof ohr. llkn , I _ County of Dougtns. ( Prorpe It. Trsclmcl. bclnB duly sworn.de- ro i'H nml siys that ho Is secretary of TUB HEK rnhllflhlngcoiiipiinv. tlmt the aetiinl nverauo ( lallr clrriilatinn of TIIK DAli.r lli.K for the month of Auciist. iHfl. OT.'K ) copies ; for tfcitoiiili'r. ) lkUO , S.Uh0 copies ; for ' ' . ' ' ' for No- October , IH'i' V'i''fia copies : - irn I rr. 'Hi" ' . sff.lM copli-f : for IMP , Deosniher , IHO , 2' ' . < TI copies ; for Tnniiiiry. l ! d 28.4K. : op'rs ; for 1'elTunry , 1SH1. 2."iil2 : copies : for Mnroh , IR9'.M.rmi'iiples ' : for April , l&UI. SI.OM copies ; for May , 1S9I , ir .WO copies ; for.Tuno , ( | | . 10,017 copies , July , 1801. iT.'i'l ' copies. Oionon : II. T/.SCIIUCK. Fworn to before rno and suliscrlljed In mo. prcscni-u this : i day of Aiieust , A. I ) . 1SOI. N P. I'mr * Notary Public. AMKUICA has a corner on the food pro ducts of the world. fnrmora will not insist upon convortin the Kovornmont into a loan ngoncy. WK nro coiiHpicuously n , people who give their allogionco to institutions nnd not to mon. President J/tirn'.so . THE Norfolk railroad inootinfr was very niucli like these of Lincoln and Konrnoy. Tlio railroads came out of it with flying colors. \VniLK American farmers are rejoic ing in abundance Russian peasants are starving. The conditions which enrich one country dusolato another. A FltKK land rests upon the intelli gence of itH people and lias no other safety than in 'well-rounded education and thorough in oral training. President Ilarrison. SAM has a right to borrow money when ho needs it , but not to loan It Ho has no right to a hank account big enough to enable him to shave notes for other pooplo. HAVING invited an English poet to write the opening Bong for the world's fair , there is nothing inconsistent in ro- quoating a French engineer to irmko tlio plans for a towor. very bitter controversies over church property rights have re cently been appealed to the courts by warring factions in religious sects. Perhaps if tlio property were taxable it would bo lens difficult for them to agree na to whom It legally belongs. CONVKHTKD Chinamen como very high. It is stated that the per capita cost to the Protestant missionary socie ties of the world is $10,000. Unfortu nately the progress mr.do among the Celestials in America is not much greater thnn along the Yatig-tso-Kiancr , though there is a great saving in ox- ponso. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ TlAUVKST excursionists are now enjoying - joying the homilies of Nebraska and their number is legion. The first ex cursion VIIH nn unqualified success. The next occurs September 15 and everybody in Nebraska should'constituto body hlm- self a committee of one to bring people out hero to see Nebraska and participate in our jubilee. ' GoVKitxoit PAOK of Vermont has noti fied Secretary of War Uedlleld Proctor ihnt ho will bo appointed Unilod States senator to succeed Senator Edmunds. ; The resignation of the latter does not take effect until November 1. Moan- white ( ho press correspondents and po litical gossips can umuso themselves by roorpunizing President Harrison's cabinet - not for him. - Tin ; republican party of Nebraska is strong enough to grapple with tlio pres ent situation if private interests , cor porate intor-mcddling , and pot liouso politics are sidetracked for honesty of purpose , thu public good and able lead ership. Wo have no patience with people plo who would throw down their arms , turn to the enemy and bog for quarter without striking ti blow. HJPPOI/VTK in a dispute ) ! from Port- nu-Princo Is represented as a much abused rulor. It is stated that he shod tears over the crimes of which ho has been accused and is peaceably disposed. Nevertheless ho sits in his ofllco and grimly defends his brutalities of May 28 , IT lieu the streets ran with blood and the black president was making peace with his onomlos by murdering them , < PUKSIDKNT MOKFATT of tlio Denver & Rio Qrnndo Itnllroad company having resigned some former Omaha rail- rondora are beginning to pack up their grlp-encks and cast about for now Jobs. The resignation is regarded na the signal for a revolution. The Now York people have made u mistake , however , in crowding out President Moffatt and his successor will hunt a long tltuo for u more oflioiont corp * of lieutenants. TllK CiniAAX COKFHCT. The latest advices state that tha forces of Ualmitcoda and of tlio revolu tionists nro resting , preparatory to an other contest which it is expected will bo decisive. The reports of the fighting near Valparaiso have shown the desperate - porato determination of both aides , and whichever side is finally victorious the indications are that it will bo so wasted In'strength that the vanquished will bo nblo to secure terms which will prevent tiny of the appalling inhu manities that usually follow such out breaks in South America , and 1 IIMUro u prolonged period of ponce. Already the conflict has been productive of most bitter - tor consequences that will bo felt for a generation , but it would scorn that What ever the result it must bring compensa tion in the improvement of the govern ment and the establishment of a system that will bo less liable than the present ono to abuses which can only lend tosut'h conflicts us that which is now convulsing ono of the most prosperous and progressive of tiio South American countries. It has boon a prolonged struggle that is now rapidly moving to its culmina tion. The present constitution of Chili was adopted in 18M and for 57 years the government was peacefully adminis tered under it. Baltmicodn was chosen president in ISSfl , his term expir ing1 the present year. Ho was elected by the liberal party , and three years ago a factional struggle was begun in that party which led on to the revolution. Tlio constitution re quires that tlin cabinet .shall bo in har mony with the majority of congress , and it is claimed in behalf of the presi dent that ho endeavored to comply with this requirement but was prevented by the schism in the liberal ranks. On the other hand it is thought that Balnuv- coda became dangerously ambitious , nnd after ho had secured , desired appropriations by appointing a cabinet according to the con stitutional requirement ho broke faith by dismissing the cabinet upon the ad join nmunt of congress and organizing another composed of his personal friends and followers. After other acts in dis regard of the constitution IJalinaccda finally committed a distinct usurpation of power by issuing a proclamation in which ho announced his intention to dispose of the public funds and support tlio army and navy without regard to congress. The supreme court of Chili had de clared the acts of the president illegal and congress had deposed him , but ho paid no attention to these circumstances , and then it was that the congressional party organized a revolt. The citizens of Chili rallied to the support of con gress. Tno ofllcors and men of the navy without exception offered their services. The enlisted men of the army and many of Its officers remained loyal to the president , though it is said that all the leading generals and a largo majority of the officers of the regular army are now on the side of the congressional party. As soon as the revolt took form Balmacoda as sumed dictatorial power , arrogating all public authority and suspending all laws which might embarrass the exor cise of his power. Ho suspended , the newspapers and destroyed the presses , refused to obey the mandates of the supreme court , and finally closed all the courts. The congressional party organ ized u , junta composed of the vice presi dent of the senate , tlio president of the chamber of deputies , and the commander of the navy , and this body , with a regular cabinet , are directing the revolution. The conflict has boon carried on with varying results , and it would bo hard to determine which party bus the advan tage in the present situation , though it appears to bo on the side of Balmacoda , The sympathy of the American people is with the congressional party , which from the facts presented clearly seems to bo battling for constitutional govern ment. T//K / SENATE AXI ) SlLVBlt. President Ilarrison having renewed tiio assurance to the country that a bill providing for the free and unlimited , coinage of silver would encounter the executive veto , it is interesting to con sider what would probably bo the fate of sucli a bill in the senate when returned by the president with his disapproval. There seems to bu no doubt that a free coinage mcasuro will pass the next house of representatives. Tho. majority in that body is practically pledged to such legislation , and it is thought it can not bo dissuaded from it. Still it is apparent that an effort will bo made to induce the democrats in con gress to drop the silver question. Sena tor Carlisle and Congressman Mills have publicly declared that this ought to bo done , in order that the party may con centrate its attention wholly upon tarilT reform. Those leaders understand that f the silver issue is sure to bo fatal to the democracy in the east , and they do not believe it would bo pos sible to make up for the Ions of Now York. Therefore they advise the party to drop silver for tlio present , and it is by no means 1mpossible that they can exert sufficient influence to induce the majority in congress to do this. The result of the elections in Ohio and Iowa , whore the republicans will make the free coinage issue prominent in the campaign , will have an important ef fect. If the republicans are successful in both those states it will bo u verdict for an honest dollar which the demo crats in congress will not caroto _ ignore. But it is doubtless safer to assume that the house of representatives will paxs a free coinage silver bill , and such n meas ure would in all probability pass the sen ate. When the latter body voted on free coinage last January the record was UO yeas to 27 nays , but the real strength of the free coinage mon in the senate at that time wus 5'2 , the opposi tion numbering 3(1. ( In the senate of the Fifty-second congress it is oxptctcd that the free coinage men will make n stronger showing and may bo able to command fifty-live or fifty-six votos. The senate consists of olghty-olght mom bors. and two-thirds ot these , or fifty- nine , Is necessary to pass a bill over the president's veto. Giving free coinage - ago its largest possible support in the sonata , therefore , it will fall short three or four votes ot the number necessary to override a veto , nnd the probability la that if brought tea a test It will be found that the strength of free coinage in the senate Is overestimated. At any rate , it is entirely - tiroly safe lo say that the country is ee- euro n gal nst free nnd unlimited coinage during the present administration , nnd there is reason to hope that before its successor is olortc nnd Installed the more thorough education of the people on this question , nnd the wholesome effect of a general revival of prosperity , will result in eliminating it as a politi cal issue. The position it now occupies in public attention would not have boon possible except for the depression from which the country is now being re lieved. .uKr/iuro&f TAN. Omaha's growth from a frontier vll- Ingo to a metropolitan city has boon so rapid that some of the swaddling clothes of infancy still cling to her. For Instance our street lighting is far behind that of many stnallor cities and our streets are not indicated by signs as they should bo. Wo have no central market and the greater part of our sidewalks are maUo of lumber. There are other village feature * which will como to the mind of the reader , but wo are gradually emerg ing from childhood to vigorous and tasteful youth with good promise of a thoroughly modern style of dross and manners. Tlio Omaha Athletic club will soon have a homo of its own built especially for its use by an old citizen. The build ing is central , convenient and commodi ous. It promises to stimulate manly sport and become an important local in stitution. It is a stop toward motropoli- tanism which is significant. The Metropolitan club is erecting handsome and ample quarters on liar- noy street and when the building is com pleted Omaha's first independent club house will bo opened. In the matter of handsome clubs Omaha is fur behind Denver and other western cities. The Omaha club will erect a building on the corner of Nineteenth and Douglas which gives promise of being the best appointed structure of the kind in the west. Wo now have three largo theaters besides other places of amusomont. The now Boyd , soon to bo opened , Is in keep ing with the wealth and importance of Omaha. It will bo as hand some a structure as ) our citizens could wish. It is thoroughly metropoli tan nnd promises Omaha the best the dramatic stage produces year after year. Omaha is growing not only in popula tion and wealth but is taking on the evidences of her prosperity. THE secretary of the treasury has given notice that he will pay the 4i per cent bonds presented on and after Sep tember 2 , and it is stated that the treas ury will bo in condition to do this with out calling on the gold reserve for the redemption of greenbacks or the gov ernment deposits in national batiks. According to the latest information about $21,000,000 of those bonds has boon extended at 2 per cent interest , and the secretary thought the amount would run over $30,000,000 before the day of maturity arrives , in which case loss than $20,000,000 will have to bo paid. But whatever the amount it will bo taken care of and without depleting or embarrussinjr the treasury. The promise , therefore , is that within the next thirty days the money market will bo helped from the national treasury to the extent of between twenty and thirty million dollars , which will bo very ser viceable at this time , and that this will bo done without interfering with the ability of the troasury.to provide for all other demands upon it. The situation , in short , appears to bo entirely sound and satisfactory , fully vindicating the assurances which from time to lime Sec retary Foster has given to the public. A NUMBER of young people in Ne braska , filled with religious enthusiasm , have offered themselves to the Mission ary boards of the several churches for work in foreign Holds. The zeal of these young people for doing good to the heathen is to bo commended and yet the cold blooded worldling cannot help thinking there is a very wide opportunity for religious work in this country. It is not the business of a secular newspaper to critisizo the church work of the several denominations , but we cannot refrain from remarking that so long as at least 150,000 Indians right hero in our midst remain pagans the American churahos cannot very con sistently carry the war into Africa. Not only are there 150,000 Indian heathens in America , but there arc 150- 000 Mongolian idolaters hero also. It look's to a practical man who measures success by results as if American Chris tianity was going a long way for fruit which might bettor bo picked from trees growing at home. SAM BKASS of Juniata , who was sup posed to bavoi Mopped clear out of the democratic bo-it into the Inde pond out fish pond , proves to have boon only threatening to do something desperate. Ho had himself nominated as n candi date for county judge on the indepen dent ticket and was elected as a Ilagan delegate to the Tenth district independent judicial con vention. Meantime Governor Thay- ur , thinking him a democrat , ap pointed him a world's fair commissioner. The dilemma did not disturb Samuel , howovor. Ills patronymic has never been misapplied. Ho simply staid in the boat and declined both his other offices. A bird in the democratic hand in the Junlut.i statesman's opinion is worth two in the independent bush. Mr. Samuel Brass was never known to abandon his party when it wiis provid ing him with a living. He is not that kind of a democrat. THU National Patriotic Order of Sons of America has name enough to kill it if nothing else endangered its existence. It has invited disintegration by drawing the color line and absolutely excluding from representation the "unbleached Americans. " If there bo any inhab itants of this country , next to Indians , entitled to tha distinc tion of being thoroughly Amer ican , as distinguished from Europeans , the negroes are these inhabitants. The blackc ' of thorn have at least two gonm'itloii8 of existence on American solt Irnok of their claim lo American cllt'ushlp. . It Is more thnn two L'onorattons since the nefarious slave trade was aboVlshod and probably not a thousand Africans exist in America to day who worm not born under the stars nnd stripes "ori * American soil. They have a right jtpT"caU | themselves Amer icans , i SKCUKTAHY-'PllOCTOll is lo 1)0 ) ap- polntod senntbVfnnd of course will leave the war portfolio. It will be safe lo ox- poet a fake newspaper to announce the appointment of Senator Mnmlorson to the cabinet vacancy. The imagination of the fakir will also work out a big deal whereby Governor Thayer shall resign and Tom Majors will take the executive office. Thereupon Thayer will bo ap pointed United States senator. The deep schema which originated In the brainless cranium of a foolish reporter will bo galvanized again Into existence and a double-loaded sensation will ap pear in a hyphenated extra. A MATS' entirely free from alliances with contractors , ward politics and franchised - chised corporations , a non-partisan re publican having the respect of the en tire community , competent and well in formed upon city affair ? , Is the style the people want selected for the vacancy in the Board of Public Works. a firm bids salow for coal as to lose money , the Board of Education good- naturedly releases the bidder. Suppose the shoo wore on the other foot and coal hud droppoa $2Ta ton since the proposals wore asked and the contract was awarded , would the coal contractor re lease the board ? Asi'HAi/rtTM from California is going into the streets of South Omaha. The motto of every advertising committee in the Golden state is , "California boats the world. " Having beaten the Barber asphalt monopoly bore and in Denver , tlio motto appears to bo well chosen. UNDER the rules of the Board of Edu cation school should co.-nmonco the first Tuesday in September. Owing to a blunder of the secretary , however , in sending out notices it became necessary to postpone the opening of school ono week. THE Coliseum is sufficiently capacious to uccomodato a national convention and four lines of street cars will handle the crowa williout.dilllculty , in "case it is not deemed wiso.to erect n now centra1 auditorium. < ' CHAiusrAN BIKKITAUSKR wants an other clerk. Win the cartilaginous fig tire head of the Board of Public Works explain what another cleric can do to earn a salary and.keep himself busy ? MAYOR CUSHINO will now recall the fact that this paper suggested several times that ho sho'uld name a republican for member of the Board of Public Works. : ' OMAHA has the inside track now for tlio next republican national conven tion , but the enterprise must not be loaded down with side schemes. COUNCILMAN LOWUY'S peculiar liter ary style was acquired wrestling with trunks at the transfer on Sundays and not in the sanctuary. SOUTH OMAHA made up a very attrac tive train for the trip lo Creston and Iho Blue Grass palace. South Omaha seldom sloops. THE convention committee on finance must not put too many irons in the fire at once. We must catch the hare before wo cook it. PATRONIZE Omaha industries is a sentiment which should bo taught by precept and example in every family in Omaha. WHAT trades are still to bo perfected before tlio Board of Education can elect janitors ? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ THE importance of a session of the grand jury this fall cannot bo over looked. PARKS live and six miles out are luxu ries ; parks in the heart of Omaha neces sities. ; HiiHliicfls oil u Imrjjo Soalo. I'litlmlrlnhia I'rfsi. When American farmers do business with Europe t.hoy do It on a large scale. It will take $100,000,000 to pay for the wheat which Franco will this your bo compelled to socura from this country. Drowning ; Calamity's Jlonr. iHnnenpnlta 'irtliuiu. The hum of the threshing machine Is drowning the voice of the calamity orator , nnd pro long It will occur to him that ho Is wasting his tlmo nnd an unconscionable amount of bad breath. Nebraska I'rmliictti. Sf.JWil aintic. Nebraska Is to'si ud about the country this year an ndverttsm ? car prepared by the business men's ayoqlntlou3. It will display samples of aboutiall the productions of the state , except tha politicians. Well UYiilur DlllloiiltinH. llntf > } t Trartltr. The emperor of Gl jJJnany. for a man who Is suffering from cnucor , hydrophobia , a broken knco cap , Bright' * disease , the opium habit and delirium trornfipi. seems to bo doing very well. Ho must Have a most vigorous const ! . tution. Could. E. Ilosowator , uaitor of Tin : O.MIIU BKK , was elected president of the Old Tlmo Teleg raphers' association at their mooting In Washington , D. C. "llo ey" used to pound brass in tbo early days , nnd wo presume if the occasion required could again take his turn at the instrument. 3'11K NKH'HtlC 3l < tXi.t < ! ltK- Chicago Herald ; Thnt n building rotten from cellar to pnrrol should have been loft standing In Now Yqns ) n a crowded and buay thoroughfare U ulmructerlstli ; of that uu- fortunatu town. Wqro the massacre In Park Place the first of Its kind It would create surprise. In fuut no city In the country has so persistently violated all laws of building. Now York Timoi : In the maze of conjec ture ami uncertainty u.i to the cause of thu terrible calamity In Park Place yesterday the fact that the wrecked bulhllnc wus a flimsy couitructlon of the liuddonsloK ordur appears with tolerublo clearness. A build- In ? of good material solidly put together does not crumble and collapse utterly , ovuu under the shock of n severe explosion , ns this Park Place cdlllco plainly did. Philadelphia Provit There uro mnnv dhoti * IlUe butldlncs In other cities a * , well ns In Now York which nro occupied by largo num ber * of ponon.1 , Inadequate building Uw * nnd looio enforcement of thee , that da exist Is ouo of the common faults of AuiPrirnn cities. And whllo this remains the case the collapse of buildings bv nuy slight explosion inny bo expected. The daugcr Is trentnr In Now York , however , ttum elsewhere. Chicago News : The coinpauloimto cry of horror which the accident must everywhere call forth will hoar with It n note of admoni tion nnd warning. It seem * unrd to add that It will also contain n novcro reproof for these who nro partly sufTcrors from the oitnutro pho. Hut In the sympathy which Is felt for the unfortunate victims will bo mlnclod con demnation of the Inexplicable follv of per mitting dnngormis busluos enterprises to bo carried on In the ho.ut of n populous city. Now York Morning Advertiser : Whether there wni n holler or gus explosion , or whether the old structure slmplv collnjuod of Its own weight has not been fully deter mined. There Is an uiH-oiilnned report that the building wn * condemned yoirs ago. It hod not of lat" been regarded ns n good risk by Insurance companies , and the lire depart ment looked upon It with distrust. It Is sick ening to think that nil thcso lives have been sacrlilccd to greedbut the ovldcuco warrants n rigid Inquiry. Washington Post : Whether the secret of this calamity Is discovered In soma defective boiler or In the faulty construction of the buildings , or In other gross neglect or Irreg ularity , It needs to bo made Icnown In the In terests of humanity nnd the public safety. Llfo in nil our great cities has bonomo too cheap. Too many people are llrlng from day to day over hidden mines or subterranean volcanoes or within rickety nnd crumbling walls. The cruel fate that overtook the vic tims of the Park Place horror is something not to bo repeated. ts AX it ins wry. Globe-Democrat ( rep ) : Mr. Mills predicts that Governor Holes of.loiva will bo reelected - elected ; but the country has learned that Mr. Mills Is In the habit of saying n good many things tlmt nobody can reasonably bo expected to believe. Minneapolis Times ( ilom ) : The Iowa cam paign was opened last Saturday by Governor liolos In n very able and Instructive speech nt Cherokee , In that state. The governor was temperate , thoughtful nnd argumenta tive. Ills opponents will find It difllcult to dotnct auy flaws , cither in his facts or his logic. Denver Sun ( rep ) : Governor Boies opened the democratic campaign In Iowa nt the town of Cherokee last Saturday. Ho declared that prohibition had been a failure. This ought to have n tendency to drlvo the prohi bition vote to the republicans. But there Is never ncy tolling what the prohibitionists will do. JKSTH. A hroknr named Waterman win financially swamped in tlio recent Hurry In rye. Pharmaceutical Era : Vendor of Patent Medicine You know that Hhakospoiiro anya : "Truth hath a quiet breast. " Student Yes. Vendor of 1'atont Medicine Well. Truth always hoops n bottle of my nerve tonic on hand. Philadelphia Press : "See that young chap ever lliunif" "Thai , duillsh little follow ? " "Yea. " "You wouldn't suspect him of bolng a ban dit ? " "Scarcely. " "And yet he hola up : \ train once out west. " "Rubbish I" "Knot. I wns on the train a muniont-boforo , and saw him do it. " "Where was It ? " "In Denver. It was nt a swell ncdillng. I win awkward , nnd Dtcnpod on the brldo's train. lie was the page , and what ? ( Jolng ? " "I have a wnlcht upon my mind. " I overboard lilmsuv. That's ( rood , said Mie , " 'twill keep the wind From blowing It away. " Mtinsoy's Weekly : "Why wore you out so lain ? " nHkml the inaclstrato severely. "Couldn't sot away from the club , " said the culprit sillv. ; "Whntoliib1 asked the maclstrato. "Thu policeman's club. " said the culprit. MOPKI1N MOTFIKlt OOOSK. Sine n sons o' t routine. "Throo-puund tlili , I "uml lilffKosl Dili In that 'nro brook That over swallowed wum. " Wlioii the "whale" witshnflod He didn't weigh n pound , Wasn't that u pretty Ho To bo traveling 'round ? Kpoch : "What sort of a fellow ii "Most considerate mini In the world. Why , he oven laughs 'it the circus clown's jokes for fear of hurting h'.s feelings oy Hooping quiet. " A big town In Town has divulged a novel Idea n citizens' banquet. It originated with u few lovol-huaded follows , who wrote to tlio mnyor : "You have boon giving banquets test rancors who worn our cuosts and wo who make the prosperity of the town wore left out In the cold. Now wo want you to give us a banquet and wo will furnish the money. Treat us llko strangers and wo will ho satisfied. " SUB I.OOKEI1 WELL. Detroit Free I'rcst. Mio had read of patent medicines that whit ened the complexion , She took n dose of one of them before she went to bed , In the morning , snro enough , her skin was whitened to perfection. And it mizht be added Incidentally In this connection That she never looked so well before , as now that she was ( load. Washington Star : "Shall I toll you a Btory ? " asked Charley Niilrra. "Yes. " replied Miss 1'epporton , "toll mo a go story. " Illnghiimton Republican : "Tho shades of night nro falling fast , " sang Mr. Mills as ho wont to pull down the blind and jerked Itolf the roller. Ilaltlmoro American : "I novorcoiild under stand why people thlmi BO much of the do-t's Instinct In nltiichlnu himself to man , " mut tered the tramp as he llasliud down the road , Rimini Gu/.ptto : Jackson says he has found more crass widows In clover than In weeds. Oalvoston News : The pretty girl with a rod fiddle knows just how to draw u beau to and fro. _ ' Now York Herald : Jinks How witty Miss I'riiyn bnconies after u few glasses of ehuin- liugnc. 1'IIklns Yes , I have noticed that It makOH her extra dry. r it A it. Clinmtiir" ! Journal. I foci 'tis growing colder Every year ; And my heart , tdas ! gets older ICvery year. I can win no new affection ; I have only recollection , Deeper sorrow and dejection , Kvory your. Of the loves nnd sorrows blended Every your ; Of the joys of friendship ended Evcrv year ; Of the ties that still might hind mo Until Time to Death resigned me , My Inflrmltios remind mo Every year. Ah ! how sad to look before us Every ynnr. When the cloud grows darker o'or us Every year ; When wo.soo the blossoms faaod Thnt to bloom wo might have aluod , And immortal gurlana braided Every year. To the past go more dead faces Every your , As the loved leave vacant places Every year. Everywhere the sad eyes moot us ; In the evening's dusk they grout us , And to como to thorn ontrout , us , Every year. Yes , the shores of life uro shifting Every jenr ; And wo are seaward dilftlng Every year ; , Old pleasure- . , changing , fret uv The living more forgot in ; ' There are fewer to regret us , Every year. But the truer life draws Higher Every year ; And Its mornlnc stnr climbs higher Every year. Earth's hold on us crow * sllgher , And the heavy burden lighter. And the Dawn Immortal brighter , Every year. HELD A BREEZY SESSION , Inspcpt'on of Grain Under the Warobouu Law Definitely Battled , BOARD NOT ENTIRELY HARMONIOUS , Kali Tout oT the HulcH ami tloiiH ( lovcming ( ho Newly Ap pointed OIllcei-H Otlipr Lincoln ol' interest. Lts-coi-v , Neb. , Aug. Crt.--Special [ to Tin ; BKK. ] The State Board of Transportation wet this afternoon at I ! : 10 to adopt rules and regulations concerning the enforcement of the warehouse law In the Inspection of grain and to transact other business. The board balloted on Its cholco for chief wclghmaslor ftnd finally fixed on W. B. Tay lor of Lincoln for that position. Tno unsuc cessful competitors wore Robert Uorgan , T. H. Hcasoncr and Mr. Merchant. The nominees for the position of chief reg istrar wuro John Jenkins of Omaha , T. U Brown of McCook , S. I' . Anderson of Beat rice , Mr. Merchant of Omaha and L. l\ Hil ton of Blair. Mr. Hilton was elected on the fourth ballot. Mr. Hilton Is well known as the publisher of the Droverj' Stock Journal at South Omaha. The matter of appointing an as sistant to Chief Inspector Blnnchnrd was then considered. Some of the members said that Blauchard had mot them personally and that ho had de clared Mr. Thompson , thu St. Louis expert , as hla cholco for assistant , but had not made any official recommendation of Thompson. The members had expected that Inspector Blanchard -.vonhi show up , but ho had failed to do so yet today. One of the members doubted the propriety of Interfering In the case of assistant Inspec tor. Secretary of State Allen then in an emphatic manner said : "Most certainly wo have a right. Since Governor Tnayor has appointed such an Incompetent man ns Blanchard to the position of inspector It is our duty as servants of the people to appoint , or rather see that there is appointed as bis assistant , a man with brains enough to In struct Blanchard how to perform tils duties. I don't hollero that Blanchard knows a bean from a kernel of wheat. Wo , therefore , need somebody to touch him. " After some further debate Attorney General - oral Hastings made the folloxving motion : "I move that the nomination of Thompson as assistant is hereby continued , provided tiio chlof Inspector make such nomination to this board in writing within live days. " "I will agree to tha . " said the secretary of stale. "If you will ainond it to road 'bo- cause the chief inspector is incompetent for the position he holds. ' " After further talk Mr. Hastings withdrew his motion. Secretary of State Allen introduced the following : Resolved , Tnat the secretaries be and they are hereby Instructed to prepare llnd Ings and recommendations upon the evidence reuulvuJ on the rate question without unnecessary delay mid present t.hc same to this board. This was unanimously adopted. The rules and regulations prepared by the Boaril of Secretaries wore then road. They are very lengthy and In brief make the fol lowing provisions : 1. The odlees of the chief Inspector of uraln wolchmasters and the warehouse registrar shall Do kept open for business from 8 a. in. until n p. in. from April li ! to November 15. and from 0 u. in. until 5 p. in. during the ramulndcr of tlin year. 2. The chief Inspector shall keep a set of book * In which .shall UB entered an aecurato account of all grain Inspected , the amount of Inspection fees chitrgod thereon , by whom and the amount colluded : which ooks shall be open at all times to thu Insueo- tloti of tliu Kallroad uml Warehouse commis sion. .X The chief Inspector shall have general supervision of all his assistant Inspectors mid employes of his department. 4. Tlio said chief Inspector shall , previous to the first Wednesday of oauli month , trans' rait , to tliuodlco of thu btittu Hoard of Trans portation a certlllud statement showing tlio expenses for the previous month , the statement mont to bo accompanied by tlio hills of said expenses mid pay rolls , giving names of all employes and the amounts duo each. 5. Upon the approval of said hills and pay rolls by the State Board of Transportation the same shall bo paid hy warrants of the state auditor , drawn on tlio funds of the depart- a Ail money collected for the inspection fund shall ho deposited with the state treas urer and no payment shall bo made there from except by order of said Hoard or Trans portation. 7. The said chief Inspector Is authorized to collect until further notice on all grain In- pected under his direction of follows : I/or each carload 3. " ) cents. For ouch wagon loud In cents. One-fourth of one cent nor bushel from hags , These charges urn by law consid ered a lien upon suoli gTaln Inspected and shall be treated us advance charges to bo paid by the common carrier In whoso posses sion the same Is at tlio time of Inspection. And wet grain Inspected out of any public warehouse shall ha pnlu by the warehouse man and added to his charge for storage. Auditor Uenton doubted whether the pro visions of rule 5 could be enforced. Mr. Dilworth said that It was necessary , as no money could bo otherwise gotten out of the treasury. Auditor Benton withdrew his ob jections and the rule was adopted. Kulo 11 provides that no alterations or erasures shall bo allowed upon the certificates issued by the chief inspector lor any car of grain inspected. Kulo 1'J provides for work on Sunday if necessary , but specifies that noomployoshall bo forced to do any sorvlco in his line of duty on that day If ho has conscientious scruples against Sunday labor. Kulo 1 ! ) requires a bond of $3,000 from each assistant inspector. Kulo l.r > requires that Inspectors must make their reason for grading grain fully known bv notation on their books. No Inspector shall in uny case make thu grade of any lot of grain above that of the poorest quality found In that lot when It oeurs evidence of having buon "plugged" or "doctored" for the purpose of deception Kule 1U provides that each Inspector hhall report all attempts to defraud the system of grain inspection as established by the State Board ot Transportation Section 23 provides that the chlof inspector shall not bo a member of any board of trade and Khali not bo Interested In any wuro- nouso in this stato. Sec. 24 provides that neglect of duty , nc- coptancooi bribes and improper inspection shall bo liable to a line of from * IOO to $1,001) ) , and Imprisonment of not loss than thrco nor more than twelve month. Sec. ! > prohibits the drinking of any In toxicants by employes during ofllco hours. Section i < 5 provides that tno charges for weighing shall bo as follows : Carload , m > cents ; wagon , 10 conU. These charges are by law a Hen upon all grain so weighed and shall bo paid by the warehouseman and added to his charges for storage. For xvolgli- Ing all railroad yard scale charges shall bo f 1 per car. Kulo 47 provides that In cnsn the grain Is so dirty that the Inspector cannot correctly adjudge the amount of seed and of foreign substance ho nhall make an actual test by cleaning some of It and making that us u hasU for the remainder of tno uraln. In ciisu the grain contains only a small amount of dirt or foul seed the Inspector may use his judgment In the matter. Kulo 511 provides that any persons making an appo'il from the decision of an Inspector must do so within twenty-four hours after the Inspection Is mailtf. The person making tin appeal , If tno appeal bo made on n car load , must on making his appeal , deposit ivith the warehouse registrar thu sum of t > . This , In cajo the ftppo.ll Is sustained , will ho return PHI. In case the appeal is lost tha money goo * Into the funds of the inspection department. The boiird then adjourned. IMIMIOVIXa TIIR .4 VAT KM. Mr. Kiilr , innnngor of tho-Lincoln Telephone phone company , says that the corporation ho represent * , has spent already about f IJi.OiM Within the past few woous In the endeavor to remove nil causes for grumbling nbout thu "roaring In n person's ear" when using the telephone. The roaring Is duo to wlmt Is called the "indtiutlon" of the olectrh' rnliway system. As the mils of the street rail ways ntisw'ir the purpose of return wires In that system of locomotion them is considerable o eipo of cloetrli'ltv Into the earth. Naturally this electricity is attracted to the nearest electrical conductor mid If there nro any ground telephone wires in thu vicinity they takn up this free electricity and convoy It to the uars of the person listening nt n telephone. Until recently all telephone systems had no return wlra At tho'phono and at thu central ofllee a wire was run Into tlio ground nnd the earth answered the purpose. of n return wire. It being an excellent con ductor. But with the constantly escaping electricity from the oloctrlo railway systems the return current- were disturbed nnd n man named McOluro In Richmond , Va. , con ceived the Idea of having the return current made on separate wiros. Ills experiment * proved successful and have been universally adopted by the leading telephone companies of tlio country during the last few months. I'OOIl ( ' ( IKS' DISPLAY. Keprescnlatlvo Mi'lCesson of Lancaster county says that the state fair i-omcs to.i early this year for n dlsplnv of corn. Owing to the unusual amount ot rain the corn , al though In iimgnltlccnl condition. Is still green and full of milk. Hut small grains and vege tables nro In excellent condition mid will make splendid displays. What w'll ' bu lack ing in thu display of corn , the present great stnplo of thu state , can bu made up In the display of beets , the future great product of thu state , l.KKT IN MI'.N'.S OI.OTIIK * . Corn Gordon , alias Sadie Yorlck , the Omahu girl who was discovered ut the polled station masquerading In boy's clothing and passing torn young nui.i under the imnio of Jack Jatnoi , was liberated by the police to day and allowed to pursue her way to Halt Lake , Utah , in men's clothes. The pollco hud rci-elvod word that she and bur lover , Jni'k Davis , were not wanted In Omaha and cunscquunuy there was no reason , they thought. lor holding them any longer In cus tody. Judge Houston told them to got out of town and they got. WKIIi : AIMBI ) AT lirilHOWS. Ono J. H. Wilcox has caused to bo printed In n nuinocr of papers n duplicate letter deny ing the statement In TIIK liKK that the reso lutions In the Into county independent con vention denouncing boss rule were aimed at Joy Burrows. Your correspondent has taken the trouble to hunt up the mnn who drafted the resolutions , nnd to Interview these who worked for their passage , and all uniformly agreed that the resolutions wore Intended for Hess Burrows nlouo. wotui.N'r iiixusTnii Tin : noxiiti. The bonds of Douglas county , amount ing to JHS.UOO , have boon presented to the state auditor for registration so that refunding bonds may bo issued nnd money saved to the county by n lower rnlo of Interest. The auditor refuses to register them. Mr. Boworman , thu deputy who i looks after lhaso matters , says these bonds are In the same llx as the Seward county bonds which wuru refused registration a short tlmo since under au opin ion of the attorney general. The original Douglas county bonds were Is sued unaor chapter 45 revised statuteswhich clearly defines what bonds may bo refunded " that is , bonds bearing"a greater rate of interest than 7 per cent. nnd ns thcso bonds boar exactly 7 per cent Interest , tnoy seek to re fund under chapter 18 , coinpllcil statutes , nnd thu question arises ns to the power to refund bonds issued under a specific act , under some other act. The attorney general says that ho has not investigated the present CASO yet. When Auditor Benton was seen in regard to the matter ho said that ho was governed by the opinion cf the attorney general in con nection with the Seward county bonds , which was as follows : "Tho only question Is , can the bonds DO made to comply with the * law ? 1 apprehend that it will bb readily conceded that thu bonds could not bo refunded under section 11 , chapter -15 , Kofiindiiic Bono's , tor the provision there .seems to bo for refunding bonds , bearing a greater rate of interest than 7 per cent per annum. The ooiids hero pre sented /or you to register are for the purpose of refunding n 0 per cent purannum honn. If they should bo registered at all It should bo done under chapter'J'J of the 138. ! session laws. Section 1 of this chapter pro vides for refunding of bonds at n rate not to exceed ( t per cent per annum. It further states the manner of issuhiL' and time of paying Interest and principal. But section a of the act provide * that the provisions of section 1 shall apply to and aimII Include bonds heretofore Issued by any county , which have been hold nnd de termined to bo valid and binding in the hands of bona lido holders thereof , In any . state or federal court of competent jurisdiction within this stato. I llnd no statute similar to this in any other state nor di I find that there has ever been n construc tion of this ono. I am constrained to believe that the act was Introduced and passed with an eye single to some particular cam My opinion Is that the language of section 3 ran bo taken only by way of limitation nnd that It is not broad enough to JuUlfy you in regls- terimr the bonds until after the law has been judicially construed , or the county has suffered - " " * ' fered a court of competent jurisdiction to de termine their validity , My opinion Is there fore that you should decline to register the bonds. " County Attorney Mnhonoy of Douglas was in the city today In consultation with Auditor Benton nnd Attorney General Hastings. After reading tlio opinion of the attorney general Mr. Mahoney expressed himself us being of the mind that these objections could bo overcome and the bonds registered. The auditor of course is perfectly willing to register the bonds providing ho can legally do so. ODDS ASI ) KNIIS. Governor Thayer left today for Ord to at tend a soldlom' reunion. John Earhurt , thu fellow who while drunk had half of his right foot taken olT by the cars , has suud the proprietors of two .saloons for f-a ( ) ( ) damages each , The men .sued nro John Bauer mid Donnls McCarthy. Ear- hart claims that these two saloon keeper. ' ) sold him liquor that made him drunk. Ed Mockott of Lincoln mid Will IMxloy of Omaha will have n thrco days' ' bicycle racn In Bodunun's hall commencing September II. \VuHlOril WASHINGTON , D. C. , Aug. ! . ( Special Tele gram to TIM" BKK.J The following list of pensions granted Is reported by Tun Iir. ! and Kxamlnur Bureau of Claims : Nebraska : Original I'hlnoas O. A very , George L. Granger , Joseph W. Ohlford , James Allen , John Shlll , James W. Wood ) , . Olnoy M. Whitconib , Washington p. Ollly , Krodorick Moilno , William Wllmott , Henry Davis , Anderson L. Smith , .lunca I'ettlt , George Martin , I'aul Miller , Eldrldgo Mos- hongor , Edmund Doran , Frodolln Abloy , Iowa : Original John Htuoblns. Jlnltis Schoffcr , Latham Aver , Daniel M. Bucking ham , Homer Dooli'.tlo ' , Wilson A. Wcnthorly , John D. Moore , Henry Wllcox , Lester M. Hold , Charles N. Donaldson , John L. Uron- nan , Andrew J. Heaves. Benjamin P. I'nor , Hiram A. Hlinbatigh , Mntthow It. MrCrnry , Charles Cope , David A. Alsbaugh , James M. Johnson , Albert Baumgartner , Kullln V , Ankony , Ferdinand Epps , Jacob Hoop , Jcssa Stlcknoy , George Wrtglit , Increase Hiram Loomls. Itolsiuo Samuel Tood. Councilman .lames Donnelly. ST. , departed for Denver yesterday , wheru ho will iiv main until Sunday looking after buslnusi matters. Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report ABSOLUTELY PURE