.4 THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : TUESDAY , AUGUST 25 , 1891. R HGHKWATKIt , Kt > lTOll "l-JVKUY MORNING . HOP ( without Buml'iy ) Ono Your. . . I 8 00 I ) idy nnil .Sunday , One Viinr . in 0) ) Mt months . f IN ) Tlirco Months . 3 M Hi.mlny Ili > o.iin Vr > ar. . . , . 2 i S-iiliiruny Ilci' . Onn Year , . i . . . 161 Weekly lieu , Ono Year . . . . 100 ha. Tlio Ilco tliilldlm : . Plinth Omalin. cnrtiiT X nnilC.tli Streets. Ci > iiiuill HlnfTi , K 1'nail Strrot , f'lilraoo Ollleo , III" Clinmbor of Cornplorco. Ni-w Vork.Uoiiint l.'l. 1 1 "nil I'l.Trlhunc'llulidlnK ' WuHlilntftmi , .Ml rourti'i'iitli HtYoot. All communications riMiitlnir in nuns nnil p'Hlorlnl mnltur should bo addressed to tha Kdlturlal Dopartinunl. All business UtttM.M nnil remittance's should ) < ! nddrt'Mind to Tim HIM ) 1'ubllxlilriK Company , I'lunlia. Drafts , oliwks and iinslofllct1 orders ti > lie madu payiihlo to the ordurof tlio com- liany , Tlic Bcc PnWishing Company , PropriBttrs THK ItliM 1IUIM > INO. S \\OUN STATl.MKN'l OK flKOULATIuN. > tninof Nobrnikii. , County of Pnimliis. i * " Ci'orsn II. T7 t'huulf , Hijcrotnrv nf The Hoc I "I Hilling company , doe * solemnly swour that thn actual rliuiilniion of Tin : DAILY HEK lor the vvcqk ending AuKUst ST. , Iftilvasa.s fo , ows : IM nilny. AUK. 10 . SO.TO Mi'iiday. AiijMT. . aUW T , i. . , da-.v. Auif. 1H . " ( UW Wednesday. Ail ? . 10 . Uro Thursday , Am : . 20 . -fi.wi : I I'dny.'AiiK. ' ! M . : . . ' ' > fculurday , Atis.au'0. . ° Average . il7OO4 ( inOKUK II. T/.SOHTJOK. fworn to before mo mid snbserlbcd In tny Ciosence thU&'d duy of August. A. D. . IfUl. N. I' . 1'KM. Notary 1'ubllo. Mi-trot Nolirnnkii. I „ I > ! . * * County of OIIKIS. ; ( ( rorni ) H. TMirliiiol. . bolus duly hworn. < 1o- OMH nnrt siiys that lie Issecrofiry of TUB HKK ' ompimv. Hint lV < n actual nvuniun tt'O , Z',4'1 copies ; for Taniiary. IS'.il S VD'PHI for lYI-runry. IKI. ) K.SI2 coplfs : for Murrh , 1R9I. JM.ttVi copies : f"r April , JNH. 2l.0i < Jinilci : for Mny , IKtl. : .K4D copies ; for June. IH I. 10,017 coplos , July. ItOl. iT.fiSI copies. ( iIXUIRK It. TiWIHICK. Fworn to lirforo mo nnrt subscribed In mo , tirt-jcuco this.'I day ot August , A. I ) . 1R1I. N P. FFir , Notary I'u'illc. inshAhnB rejected the proposed reolprocity treaty with the United States. Venezuela must bo democratic. THK ailvortlsinjj train it * assured. Now for the exhibits by eouiitica. Omaha and Douglns county must not bo over looked. A MOXUMHNT to General Crook in .TulTorson square has boon talked about , but unhappily tulk will not build a mon- unipnt. M ; it is true that every liar'is not fi liuhormnn it is likewise true that every fisherman Ima to meet strong temptation. A COLD snap la not an uncommon ex perience in Autrust. It comes to relieve us from the heat of July and its own curly days. "WYOMING'S coming mineral exhibit will bo an interesting display of the wonderful resourced of that prosperous Jind wealthy young state. REV. DK. LYMAN AIIHOTT is famous for his outspoken utterances and there fore it in no surprise to hoar him say us ho said at Crostou , la. , that prohibi tion in the constitution ciinnot make men tcfuporato. OMAHA'S union depot is in about as promising condition as Joslyn's hotel corner Ninth and Furnnm. From the present outlook the one will bo ready for the other , which is equivalent to say ing that neither will bo ready soon. WHEN the Sous of Veterans adjourn their national convention til Minneapolis this week it should bo tq moot in Omaha in 1892. Otnuha will b"a fn good trim to the entertain scions of union soldiers after the Methodist conference , the inter state drill and the republican national convention. THIS world rends the details of the bloody battle between the warring fac tions of the Chilians with horror but hope. It hopes the decisive engagement hits boon fought and ihat one side or the other is BO thoroughly defeated as to end tlio war and restore ponce to the aggres sive llltlo republic. DKNVEII has just celebrated the opon- iup of one of the largest paper mills in America. It is an institution which the enterprise of Denver located in her midst and the Qiioon City of the Rockies deserves congratulations upon the au spicious occasion. Meanwhile Onuihu is doing nothing to secure a beet sugar factory and refinery although she is the commercial center of what is certain to become the greatest sugar boot growing region in the world. AiiOUT twenty physicians' diplomas have been "hung up" by the State Board of Health for further investigation. Those are probably the "protested" doc tors from Omnhn , but under the ruling of the state board no one is permitted to know who they are or why this indig nity and the oxpntiBO of a defense is put upon them. When the Stnto Hoard of Ihuilth ia older it will Know more and understand the law hotter. It will then coino to the conclusion that the business of a public body is public bushiest * and tiny and 11 citl/.onn have n right to information - formation relative to its transactions. THK report regarding the condition of corn in Nebraska , an made to the Agricultural departmental Washington , is not so encouraging as could "bo desired , but It docs not warrant any apprehen sion that the yield in this state will not ho greater than in any preceding year and entirely satisfactory. The most conservative estimates p'luco Nebraska's corn crop for 1801 at not loss than 100,000,000 bushels , which if realized will bo nearly twenty million bushels greater than the yield of the most bountiful preceding year. As there is excellent reason to believe that every bushel will bo sold at a pro lit to the grower , the farmers of Nebraska have little reason to complain of the condition of corn , and it is not understood that generally they nro complaining. At the worst , this year's crop will put $ 10,000,000 into the pockets of our producers , and It Is likely to bo muoli bettor tbun tills. j//j. itoiuniuK o.v TIIK ntr > ; s. General Manager lloldrocro of the B. M. In n note to Tin : Bnu published elsewhere , make ? porno statements which are interesting if truo. If they nro correct , and Mr. Ileldroco can rely upon thorn , licvgjjould compile a candid statement co > njMK * ? commodity rates in Nebraska with Mffl&ln Iowa for the in formation of the * Jft 3plo of this state. The producers are not unreasonable. A fair showing of the actual conditions and a manifest willingness on the part of the railroads to deal fairly with ship pers in Nebraska , will go a long way toward establishing good fooling be tween producers and carriers. It is not the purpose of the producers to bank * rupt the railroads. If they are misin formed or imposed upon by demagogues in this matter it is partly tlio fault of the railway people who have never taken them into their confidence but have prtr- Hlstontly fought in and out of the legis lature to prevent a fair exposition of the rate situation. ' The State Board of Transportation has been the creatureof the railways from its organization , 'it might long since have compiled the figures necessary'for intelligent action upon this much mooted and exasperating subject. If this board is honestly of the opinion that Mr. Hol- drogo is right , it should have the can- aor to say BO and back up its candor with a clour statement of the situation which every cltb.cn could read and pass upon in his own mind. The trouble is tlnil the railways are afraid of an abso- ' 'utely correct and exhaustive review of the subject. They insist upon throwing dust into the eyes of the public with tables of average tonnngo and average rntos per miUj and ignoring the instances where the public believe extortions oxlst. This policy lius boon so long pursued that the people are not willing to accept the unsupported statement of Mr. Holdrogo or any other railway ollicor upon a question in which ho is likely to bo biased by interest. Either Iho rates are reasonable or they are not reasonable. If they boar a proper relation to raU-s in Iowa , tak- ing.diiToronces of conditions into account , they tire probably reasonable. If nol they are probably unreasonable. It would bo a very easy mailer , it seems to THK BKK , for our three $2,000 railroad secretaries to got together figures from the rate sheets of the roads which would practically end the controversy upon this proposition. If the rates are found to bo unreasonable the board's duty is plain. It should reduce them until they are reason able. Ql'BSJ'/OAVS Senator Chandler of New Hampshire , who is chairman of the senate committee on immigration and has given that sub ject a great deal of consideration , has submitted for public discussion twelve questions which cover about all Iho points that have boon discussed in con nection with this subject. Mr. Chandler says if any more legislation is adopted it must bo non-partisan and bo well con sidered , and ho suggests that the general - oral question 19 , do wo need any more legislation , or only slriclor administra tion ? Senator Chandler desires an expres sion of public opinion on the proposition to enlarge the lisl of excluded persons , wilh a specification of now exclusions , and whether anarchists and socialistH Khali bo included among them : also whether immigrants from particular countries hhall bo excluded. Ho wants to know what Iho public judg ment is regarding an educational qualification and a property quali fication , both of which have been proposed. Ho asks for an expression of opinion ns to whether the head tax , which is 50 cents , shall ho increased. Ho wants to know what is thought of the favorite molhod proposed by pro jectors of legislation of requiring a con sular eortlieate | from the country of de parture. Ho asks if all persons coming into the country across the Canadian and Mexican borders shall be examined with the same strictness aa passengers by sea from Europe , and the head tax bo collected from immigrants from those countries , or from Europe through Ihoso countries. The absolutely excluded elas&os now are Iheso : Idiots , insuno persons , paupers or persons likely to become such , diseased persons , convicts , polytriunlsts and parsons coming under a contract to labor. Senator Chandler solicits the opinions of thoughtful clli/.ons on the queslions propounded. To some of them ho him self suggests conclusive answers. For example , ho observes in connection with the question whether anar chists and socialists shall bo ex cluded , that no urgent move has been made to provide by law for tholr exclusion on account of Iho difficulty of defining the moaning of the designations. Obviously this is a dilll- culty that it will bo no easy matter to overcome. So with regard to an educa tional qualification Senator Chandler points out Ihtit a practical difficulty would bo found in applying this test to families. A single illustration will bo sufficlcnl to show Ibis. Suppose it bo required thai all immigrants above the ago of twelve shall bo able to road and write their native tongue for it is presumed thai no reasonable person would require all iinm- grants to know English and the father and children of a family can comply with the requirements but the mother cannot , shall she bo prevented from coming into the country ? It is safe to 6 y that the Intelligent judgment of the country would not approve such a law. Senator Chandler suggests several forms of the dlllluulty , but without con voying any Intimation ns to whether ho Is favorable or otherwise to an educa tional qualification. A property qualifi cation would bo n simpler matter to de termine , the chief objection to it being that it would bo a de parture from the uniform policy of the government , still observed , that the character of the immigrant , and not his material possessions , gives him a claim to admission into the country. Regarding the consular certificate prop osition , it is evident from the observa tions of Senator- Chandler that he does not consider it to bo a practicable or judicious plan. The questions submitted by Mr. Chundlor are sure to actively renew the discussion of the subject to which they relate , and ho ought to bo well sup plied , before the mooting of congress , with intelligent expressions cf public opinion covering all the points upon which ho desires such opinion , tie has taken a good way to nscorlaln the best judgment of the country respecting this important problem. Chnuncoy Dopow , who is now abroad and IHIH made himself well acquainted by observation and Inquiry with the crop situation In Europe , does not exag gerate when ho says that this is the greatest opportunity- America has had for a docndo to get rich. But in order to obtain the fullest benefit from it thot-o must be , as Mr. Dopow urges , no cornering of the markets or attempts - tempts to create artificial contH- LioiH. Our gains will bo larger l > y relying upon the natural or der and allowing prosperity to develop , In a noVinnl , regular way. Lot specula tion stand back , says Mr. Udpdw , anil wealth will pour in Upon us. But if aify iornor Is attempted thn prosperity that now promised will not bo fully realized ? Pho country will bo more prospoious in any event. Nothing that speculation , in whatever form , may do can prevent this. IJut il is possible to retard the growth of un assured prosperity and to force conditions that will reduce the chances of roili/.tng all the benefit oasonably to bo expected from our ex ceptional situation , and every movement that has for its object the withholding of wheat on a largo sealo is likely to produce this result. The latest advices from Europe indi cate thai Iho situation there lias not ap preciably improved. In some portions the crops will bo slightly bolter than was promised a few weeks ago. but the general deficiency will not bo ma terially loss than the estimates of a month ago. It is practically sot- llod that Europe will need to import between two and throe hundred million bushels of wheat , and will take that amount if il can be obtained at a price which the people can afford to pay. But it may got along with loss if prices go so high as to compel extraordinary economy in the use of broad. On the other hand the latest reports indicate that Iho crop in this country has been underestimated , while thai of Canada promises lo bo very much larger than had been counted on. II would seem that at least .50,000,000 bushels should bo added to the estimates of a month ago , and in thai case Iho Uniled States anil Canada will have a surplus of fully 200,000,000 bushels of wheat. Can there bo any doubt that it would bo a grave mistake to attempt to corner the markota with such an excess ? It could not succeed , though the lom- porary effect might bo to raise the price , but eventually the consequence would bo to demoralize values , with the probability that those who Htood out longest in the cornering effort would be Iho greatest sufferers from the inevit able reaction. Every intelligent and practical man must see that there could bo no other outcome of extended combinations to withhold wheat. This is indeed a great year for America , assuring a revival of prosperity in which all departmonls of industry and all classes of people will share. But in order to realize all that is possible from the splendid opportunity it is necessary to avoid all schemes which may have the effect lo obstruct the natural course of trade and create artificial oondilions. Speculation , whatever form it may take and under whatever auspices or patron- acre it may bo conducted , is to bo depre cated. A PROUD S Mr. E. M. Judd of Kearney , is now in Now England on business of inter est to his community , but ho finds time to write THE BBE his endorsement of tha scheme for an advertising train which the State Business Men's association is pushing forward to success. Ho believes the plan well carried out would be of im mense advantage to Nebraska at this time because it would correct a great many gross misapprehensions which have grown out of events within the last year or two. The oasl as a rule knows no difference bolween states in this section of the west. The losses sustained in one are charged in a certain degree to the other. Nebraska's real merits are confused by Iho successive misfortunes which have befallen investors in other states. A.11 Nebraska needs is to got the facts before the people of the east. There is no occasion for exaggeration. Tlio truth is good enough and surprising enough to excite and hold the attention of eastern people. Nebraska can demonstrate thai she has Iho resources of soil , climate and productions to mnko her Iho groal- csl and richest agricultural state in the union. She invites eastern in- vectors to examine her claims , confident that the future will prove Ihat whatever vicissitudes have attended western in vestments generally these who have chosen Nebraska as their Hold of opera tions will have no cause of regret. Mr. Judd furnishes Tin : BKK some figures compiled from government re ports which will surprise most Nebraska readers who have not given the subject attention. From 1880 to 1890 Iho percentage of increase In the yield of corn over the ton years from 1870 to 18SO , for Illinois was 11) per cent ; Iowa , 70 nor cent ; Kansas , 100 per cent ; Ne braska , 408 per cent. The yield for twenty years during which a larger part of the corn area of Nebraska wad now ground was one-half bushel per acre more than that of Iowa ; < > } bushels more than Kansas and ! 15 bushels more than Illinois. For the'same ton years the wheat yield Increased 17 per cent In Illinois ; flO per cent in Minnesota ; 09 per cent in Kansas and 8oO per conl in Nebraska , while Iowa decreased 1 ! pur cent , The comparative increase In the num ber of uwino , cattle and hor.-ics is like wise startling. For the ten years extending from 1870 to 1830 in Nebraska the increase of swine was U,100 per cent ; cattle 1)50 per cent ; hor&os 073 per cent. For the ton years succeeding this period , Nebraska still loads Arkansas , IlllnoU , Indi ana , Iowa , Missouri , Ohio. Wisconsin , To.xus and Kansas by aa inc.oaso in swine of 80 per cent ; cattle , 129 per cent , and horses , 200 per cent. The fact Is and it should bo empha sized that Nebraska loads the world as an all-round agricultural com monwealth and her situation , soil , cli mate nndfuturo promisd to make her by all odds the best of the sisterhood of states for homos , health and invoatmonl PltVsictAKS who have boon In good standing for a generation , who have the respect and confidence of the commun ities whore they reside , and all the busi ness they can attend to are very much loss enthusla tlii over the now medical law than some of the stripliilgs with Latin diplomas > vho lobbied the medical bill through the legislature and are now chiefly otlj ngcd In using It to work oil mallco against other physicians they may chance to dislike. The bill Itself is unobjectionable perhaps , but it gives some very shallow-patcd doctors an opportunity to mnko obstreperous nuisances of themselves and to that extent - tent at least is iipon to criticism. There is a great de-il of flummery and foolish ness about a great many doctors and some of that kind make Omaha tholr habitat , iuidi au Omaha daily newspaper their organ. Coi , , FousYTitr. will in all probability succeed Brlgndior General A. V. Ivautz when the latter goes on the retired lisl unless General Miles' friends succeed in convincing the oresident that the Cole nel's experience at Wounded Knee last winter unfits bin for promotion. As ho was vindicated by the charges made by General Miles M that tlmo it is hardly possible that allalr will bo allowed to cut any figure. It may bo remarked in pass- In ? thai the friends of the late General Crook are favorable to Forsytlio. DR. CLAitKis GAI'KN has taken up the question of the treatment of indigent sick and injured with the county board on his own account , hav ing grown weary of the tedious delays on the part of the city and county at torneys. Ho succeeded only in discover ing that the controversy could nol bo settled until the attorneys wore ready. A HILL for postmortem foes is now be fore the board of county commissioners and Commissioner Timmo promises to make il Iho basis of a revelation which will show up irregularities in the- core ner's ofllce. Mr. Timmo should lurn on the hose with full force and keep it turned on unlil Iho coroner's office is thoroughly cleansed. LET Iho board of county commis sioners , city council and board of educa tion got together and agree upon a proper division of the expenses of the November election. There must be no neglect in this matter. Omaha and Douglas county cannot afford to unnec essarily increase the cost of elections under the now law. PLANK sidewalks are an unmitigated nuisance and no more should bo laid on any sti'oets brought to grade. The order of the council prohibiting wooden walks within the lire limits is -move in the right direction. Omaha's sidewalks are a disgrace to a metropolitan city. TIIK chilly atmosphere of the past few days has not in any way injured the crop of candidates for county and municipal offices nor discouraged the cultivation of tlio iittlo local boom. FIJOM reports recently received from Canada , it appears that the American boodle colony has found birds of their own fealhor in Iho Dominion and a great many of them. WHEN Nebraska's medical law woods out quacks it will bo time to prepare for the reception of the angel Gabriel. QUACKUKY is not confined to doctor with bogus diplomas. As a .Spoouli Milker. I'litladelphta , I'rtJU. President Harrison's roimirlcnulo facility for ranking any number of tiraoly , Judicious and well-worded speochas In the space of a fuw hours is again cuuse for wonderment and congratulatory comment among tlio pooplo. Our president Is notably tuclturn , but wuon he Uoos say something It is worth listening to. Ploomistio platitudes and resounding rhetorical expressions huvo no liomo In Mr. Harrison's ' speeches. Tlie Mcruonary Spirit. Ail/1 I'm ft ll'orhi. Mr. Wattorson's lecture on "Money and Morals" is plctwtsquo , but is not free from the objection of sacrificing truth to point. The keynote of the nildrcm is the epigram matic assertion that "tho trail of the trade mark is over ua nil. " Mr. Wnttnrson can marshal his words almost ns well as Mr. lu alls , but It is really true that the Ameri can is a mercenary fellow ! In the revolu tion ho fought for prluclplo , not pence , and in our civil war faced death for a uouthnont. Tlio Mnrtinitiue MOIIHOOH. ll'iw/iiii'/toii / Star. Martinique has just sulToroa from naother of those foiirful uyclouos which have made life In the \Vest Indies so full of peril. Be tween Juno anil October thcao droaaod visi tors may bo expoototl when the conditions are favoraolo , and they are often so. The month of August Is pro-eminent , an average ofS per cent fulling in that month alono. Tno tornado , us our "cyclone" Is properly called , covers much less torrltory than Its tropical cousin , and Is therefore not t > o des tructive. The loss of life Ls often hundroiU in the tropics , with untold ravage of planta tions and merchant naUos. llonl IiIoiMiNO in KnnsnM , Mm York ll'oriil. Mr. Ingalls , with all his faults , Is an honest man , nndvhon ho status a thing as n fact It may bo taken for granted thut It ia a fact or that no sincerely'so ' believes. Tlicso consid erations glvo wolglit to certain state- menu recently tmulo by him touching the practical workings of prohibition In Kanm. Ho dwlures Unit been and wlilslcy are openly sold throughout the state ns beverages , and that while this violation ot law Is ostensibly inmlshod by the Imposition of flues this pun ishment Is so apportioned as practically to amount to a system of llcimse. Sham prohi bition la simply thrifty hypocrk-y. Prohibition of I' New Yt lt Miirnlmj The Cramers of the now constitution of Kentucky did not ro7 < ird tna free pass sys tem ns au unmixed blusslni , ' . Tlilu now In- atrument not only provides for sevaring the sllliou tlo whlcn binds In gentle bondage the loglsluturo to the rnilrondi , but It also pro- vluixi that any other oQlccr of the state , dis trict , city , towu or county , Ineludlug Judge * of the courts , who shall ncc-opt Iho pasteboard courtesy of any r.illro.nl company "shall for feit tils oftlco. " His mailo the duty of the legislature to enact laws which will Inflict this great hardship upon Itself , nnd inasmuch ns the self-punishment Is compulsory It may DO presumed that It will bo attended to. Of course the law , after it is enacted , will bo vlotntod , and there will bo few offices va cated ns a penalty for such violation. Hnllrond companies will no ttoubt continue to require favors of cities nnd towns , uot to mention legislatures , nnd the seductive puss will 1 S3 current In some shape or other. A Orauet'iil Compliment. /enrer A'cits. The election of Mr. Kdward Kosowntqr of TUB O\fAtiA Bin : as president of the Associa tion of Old Tlmo Telegraphers Is n very graceful compliment to one of the most suc cessful Journalists of thov < ttt , nnd well earned by his sorvlcos ns itn operator during the war mul subsequently In the onices of the Western Union. Take.H In tin ; .Siilitn-lm , n It Were. Denver Mm. The Hustings ( Nob. ) Republican says : "Omalin fs and always will bo the great me tropolis of the mld-wcsi and Is entitled to the republican national convention. " This Is correct. But It Is to bo understood that the mid-west stops Just n little east of Denver. A Straight Tl | > . Itlnli'-DcilincrtH. No mnn cm bo olJctod president In 1802 who permits himself to bo boomed by thu Quay typeof patriots. Tl t ? IMltKiio Ol GriiiitneHS. \l\ulilnatim \ Star. Emperor William's health looks ns If 31 had encountered a Bar Harbor female corre spondent. 9 IM.S.M.VO i The latiln < ? I-lower In Now YorV's poesy iturduii blooms In a pot of JIO.UOO.OOJ. Now York Herald : Jack Iton't you tnhik ! wo could sot nlonR on &U u wuolt : f8 tartlib rent. 410 for the table. $1 for tlio servant and $ . ) for ii rnlny duy. Jessie Yus. provided It. don't rain very olteii. Gus Do Smith You huvo very lavgo oars. Olll.only Yes , my oars are IIITKU. A.11 1 laok now to be a perfect ass Is your bruin. Chicago Tribune : "You cun't botooe&ro- f ill how you bundle puvor inonoy , Dorntliy. " rpmarliitl Air. Hl.rlnip. "Tlmy'vo founii out that it'tcovotod with microbes unil disease Rcrnis. " "They won't hurt mo much,1' aalrt Mrs. SUi Imp. Bluntly , "It's mighty suCdom I'm exposed - posed to 'nin. " St. Louis KoDitbltc : Heard on Tlroiulway : "Do you know that doeton wlio has Just passi'dV" "Yus ; hols Dr. - , the well known Insane doctor. " "Insane doctor ? Why , I.seo him practicing In private families ? " "Tliut's It o\.ictly tha . people who summon him uro crazy. " Tlio dllTomnco botweun $1 a week nnd $10 n , wool ; is the dlllorcnco between wages and asaluiy , JIKN. Snmerellle Junriml. Nothing bothered Mr , Jones ; When things wi < nt wren ? Iln ilhln't w.istu his tlmo iu groani Hut kept along Tlio ovc-n tcnorof his way Till tilings caiuo right ; And ho K up In he.ivuu today , Wliuro all Is bright. tint Mr. Smith would stow and fret , And make a fins Whenever anything would got Into n muss. He dlil not climb the hoiivonly way , Wiioro pjuaUA dwull , And wliero ho Is , his friends , they say , Don't like to tell. Hunsov's Wi'pkly : . 'Weil , do you think that your fjitlier will forgive ybu for running away and will forgive your husband ? " "O , hu'll have to. Jack knows so much about pipi : : , you know. " Washington Star : "How's the patient today , " iiskfd tlio doctor. Tin afraid hlH mind Is affected now so that ho never wlll recover , " sobbed the blck HUIII'H wife. "Has lie been undergoing any great mental striiln ? " "I don't know , sir ; but tne symptoms com menced just utter lie tried to road your pru- serlutlous. " I'lillatlolphla Times : It may bo true In ceoniPtrv. but It's seldom thu cuso in trudo or binlnns3 that "corners" are square. Boston Transcript : It w-is Sam Patch's motto , "Somo tilings cun bo done aa well us others , " Hut union ; thu things that can never bo done Is tlio half-baked specimen of human ity. _ TWO VIEWS. Ifew Yuilc Prenf. I saw her at thu ball Inst nliht In costume light and uiry : Sbe huamud upon my raptured sight Tor bourn , u bprltuly fiiiry. Today I'm burdened wtli | distress ; My heart Is full of sorrow ; I've stun her In a bathing dress I'm ? olng lumo tomorrow. Galveston News : Every one's sweetheart sometimes gelK up In arms agulnst him. Richmond Itoeor.-lor : Jack Krost will call around promptly to settle tiiu mosquitoes' bills. Mall : Tlio bluest vogatablo on rccoid is tlio Hritish drum-hunt , whioli en circles the world , Kouhestor I'ost : Tlio most popular raiding nowadays uro thu cereal stories from Russian sources. Minneapolis Journal : IVrtnryo.rnelizlz - kouskolowiikl Is a c.ibinolinaUi'r of HiilTalo , N. Y. Ho occasionally uses his name fora saw. Hoston fJa/ette : Thu grass widow Is Just now In tlio liay-day of hur HUUCUSH ut thu watering places. 1 > O VIiriJIllKfT 1'Al'f Yitnltce lilatle , "Do children pay } " said old man Scruggs , n-loiiuiu' on his boo. "Just wait till you'vo been marnod , say , some twenty years or so. You'll have more bonso than to .stand up there and throw your tlmo away By Ubkin' such fool questions. Pay I Great gosh ! Of course they pay 1 "Wo go homo tuckered out at night , they climb upon our Uncos , And when wo try to put 'om down thoy" cry for one moro su.uco/0 And raar and pitch about us all until , fust tiling wo Itnow , Our Joints are free from aching and our hearts nro In a glow. "Thoy pay us when their frank young love shlnoa In their Jolly eyes ; Even when our oars are deafened there's n muslo In tholr cries Sweeter than all the llddlos and planners ovur made Don't thinlc It's so ! Well , now , you wait and 'member what 1'vo said. "Tho man whose children's ' hearts are hla Is tlio man who is trulv blossod. Thu sight at homo of his boys and gals Is more to him than roat. I awoiv ! There wouldn't ' bo half tlio fools In this weary world today If all men only could understand what big Intrus1 children pay. " UiiOliHilmii in > ontanii. HKI.KVA , Mont. , Aug. 21. Within the last few wooUs an anti-Chlnoso crusade lias been n prngnm In Mlssotitu , a number of the hot heads advocating force to drlvo the Celestials from the city. An Immoriso mais meeting was held at which It was resolved to boycott nil Ublnoso and all persons employing or pat ronizing thorn. Yestm-duy .1 party of itftocn masked white men nudod the runcb of a pros perous Chinese gunlonor near the city , com pletely demolishing his oabin. with nil Us furniture. They boat ono Inin.ito In u bhoou- IIIR manner. Another was tarred mid fcnth- erod and his qaouo cut oiT. A third escaped by Rv/immiiiK Iho rivor. Wiiouler In n.-iril Diiputy Sheriff Lou Clrobo h * rocolvort no- tlco from Salt l.aito that P. W. Clark , allis ( Jeorj'o Wheeler , will ho triad on the ouarKo of omuozzlemont at the Novouibur terra of court. If not convlutoj there , ho will bo hroucht bac'.t to this county to au wor to the chnnro of forpory. HcquUitlou tnpor * are now out and In the tiamli of tue proptir INTERESTING LINCOLN NEWS , Actlvo Efforts Being Made to Encaurarjo Nebraska's ' Toaohcra. TOUR OF THE STATE INSTRUCTOR , County Institutes AVIlt IJo Vlnltoil mul Htig o.stloim OlVcroit TonolililK tlio Wnrlc ol * tlio ApprtKiotiinj ; Ltscot.x. Neb , , Aue. ! 21 , [ Special to Tim BKK. ] The superintendent of publlo Instruc * lion loft this evening for IViacoln , Holt , Way no and Hurt counties , whoruho Will at tend the various ton-chors' institutes. Mrs. Ooudy .rill take in tlio sessions lu the coun ties of Thayer , Hamilton and Howard , Among-1 the subjects that will bo Iccturoil on by Prof , and Mrs , Uomly will ! "Tho Nov Text Hools. Law" and "Tlio State Course of Study for the Public Schools. " They will also do nUi Iu their power to oncaurapo the interests o ! > the "Ho.-ulinir Circle. " On December 28 nr.tl 29 will occur the ex amination for professional cortlrVatoa , IN THK PUrUUMi : CDfltt. Today Mrs. Mar.31 . McConncl appealed to the suprmno court the suit for dfcvorco which she brought against her hustnnd , John , of Summot&ct , but which was refused by th > district court of Johnson count ? . Mrs. Mo Connolli says that hop husband lias ropeatodlr struck her and knocked her tli > wh , has been , nlmsivaund cruel toward her tail mndo such throats , that she Is to mortal iroad of him and Ima been forced to leave him. In U1o lower court , ldhn moved thalt ho had beoiaa kind and Indulgent husband t .D.Mary and "iho dlvorvowns there-Tore doniodi. IlltOKti THE llfn'S. Kill. John L. Molehifrt , n boy o.T . 18. brought suit in the district court of Lancaster coitntv against Frederick Wohlotiborg for ? U > ,000 , claiming that -ivlieu be ( Melohort ) was n oo.v of ! > Wohlonborg iis-shultcd him , and by Icloks uiid blows broke ono of the lad's ribs lodso from thu spinal columu , crippling him per- wanonUy. The boy secured judgment last May tor $3,000 damages , but today Wohlon- berg appealed the case to the supreme court. coiiNF.ii sioxi : or uixcvsoiioor , . Hon. John Stedn , superintendent of con struction of the reform schools for girls now In process of construction at Geneva , was in the city today and says that the masons are now at work on the second story of the build ing. Tomorrow the corner slono will bo laid with appropriate exorcises by the Masonic order of Geneva aud Hon. Brad Slaughter of Omaha , grand master of the Nebraska Ma sons , will probably preside over the oxor- i-isos. SIIOUTKST wn.r , ONnwoiin. . The shortest will that has over boon filed for probate in the county court WOA that of Henry Schwotper. It was written in Ger man and the following is a translation : T , Henry Schuotuor , convoy and plvo here with my wife , K Iziibotli Suhwotsor , all tlio real and pciHoiml propiirty 1 own nt tlio tlmo of my death. I nuunlnt my wife as executor of tills testament unil release liur of the nuuus- slty of ulvlng security. Done on my farm near Kocu , Lancaster county , February 15 , 1H88. HKNIIV SCUWXTOEIl , JOHN | ! RKK , I'VIU.IK KKIIK. WIFE AXI > I1U91IIXI ) NOMIXATBn. Lincoln has the distinction of having a man and his wife both enjoying Iho honor of being nominated for the positions respectively of supreme and district judges. They nre Mr. and Mrs. H. C. Bittenbondcr. Mrs. Bittonbendor hits boon nominated for the position of justice of the supreme court of the state by the prohibitionists , while thu man whoso name slio bears has been nomi nated lor district judge on the same ticltot. CIUXIICS AT TUB rUN'ICK. There have been some pleasant changes made in the interior of the Punko opera house. AH of the old scenery has been re touched nnd enlivened and a number ol beau tiful scenes added. A drop curtain fresh from the artist's brush is now bclujr put in place. Its design is that of elaborate draper ies with n picture from ilio gardens of Old Homo ornamenting the contor. There are eleven figures of lovely maidens with music and flowers making merry n festal day. Tlio curtain Is rich in coloring and a perfect work of art. ItEVl'llMCAN IUUT. The Young Men's Republican club has been invited to attend a meeting of the re publican club at University Place on Wednesday. All the members who attend are requested to moot at Justice Fox- worthy's ofllco in Billingsloy block , Eleventh and N street at 7IO : ! p. m. Wcdniuday , so as to go iu a body. But these who canuot bo on hand at that time are requested to take the University Place street ear line and enjoy at least a portion of the meeting. 01)1)3 AND ENDS. The employees of Superintendent Biguoll's ofllco at the B. & M. headquarters were sur prised to learn of the murrmpo of ono of their number , Mr. P. L. Wing , on Friday to Mlas Ida Kosonthal of Coldwater , Mich. After mi extensive wedding tour it is reported that the two will mnko their future homo iu Lincoln. Ben Cowdcry , who acted ns csrort to a party of ladles to Hot Springs , Dakota , has returned. Preparations are being made for the open ing of the street car line to College View to morrow. The event will bo celebrated by transporting u party of excursionists consist ing of the Seventh Duy Advontlsts nnd visi tors returning from the annual conference just ending at Soward. \ \ hat llnrrison in Doing. SviuTorn , N. Y. , Aug. 2-- ) The president spent the day very quietly , scarcely going outside. Ho will leave tomorrow and go by way of Whitehall to some point on the west ern bhoro nt Lnko Cliamplaln , whore ho will meet the yacht of Seward Webb , which will convoy him across tlio lake to Burlington , whore , after lunching with Senator Kd- munds , ho will proceed to St. Albans. Heferrlmtto thuSpamtiU reciprocity treaty , Gniif-ral Foster said today that the oRlcial publication made nt Madrid contains the an nouncement that all the Spanish treaties with European governments will cease to have force aftur July 1 , next. This makes it clear thut neither England , Canada , nor any of the British posspssions will enjoy any bonctlt of the arrangement as to Cuba after that dato. They I'layoil "tlnil. " IHONTOV , O. , Aug. 21.-Tho mystorySsur- rounding the tragedy of Friday , in which the throe children of Mr. and Mrs. Hamilton ware found smothered to death In u cheat in which they bad boon fastened , lins been cleared up.Vllbor Warnick , a playmate of the Hamilton children admitted everything to his mother that Birke Kulurich nnd n bov named Pemborton togothur with himself while plaving "jail , " locked Iho unfortunate children fnto the cho.il und being called to supper shortly after , neglected to lot them out. When told that Waniick had confessed the other boys told the same story. The mothers of the children nro crazed with grief but it is hardly likely that anything will bo done in the matter as none of the boys are older than eight yours. miTurnil I'liyHlonllr. Leopold Doll nnd his brother Charles en gaged in a physical difference Sunday , mid Charles evidently did not como out on top , ns ho appeared in the police coart early yostor- Oay moraine and filed u complaint charging Leopold with assault and battery. .1 noost. Philadelphia Press ( rop. ) f These super- serviceable boss ovtfansrhJch wqrq howllnif for Mr. Hlnlno's nomination nt Ilnrru burff , and mire Ihat It would l > o carried Unani mously , in order to plo.no lilnlno's old onomlos , will now have tlmo to rovlso tholr opinions , HosslMii U on the decline In Pennsylvania. ' Philadelphia Hccord ( dom , ) ; Out of regard - gard , no doubt , fpr the fcclniirs of federal ofllco holders present , the Itnrrlsburg am- venllon consented to strlUo out Its ondorso- muntof Mr. Maine's presidential c.tndlancjr Iu ISSrj. Hut It was distinctly a Hlnlno con vention , as all other coiivqjitlotua controlled by tlio republican machine politicians will box Washington Post ( rop. ) : The friends ot Mr. Hlainn nol only doubted ttio expediency of bringing htm out as a candldato in the ex traordinary and unprecedented way pro posed , but they lUmbtod still more , in fact they hn A no ronlUlcnco whatever In , the sin cerity at these who were manipulating the schomolu Mr. lllaino's alleged Interest. They were consequently dead sot against It. Chicago Herald ( dom. ) : Tim delirious Blalnojorg.ins refer with many ovldmicos of satisfiiittlon to the enthusiasm manlfu.stod lu Boss Quay's Pennsylvania convention for the iittignetio statesman. Only n few days ago nrbat of ttvusu organs were congratulat ing tftt'ir party on the ritii ; oniont of QiwY , whoso reputation was so , badly damaged that his future services as a leader were not fn demand. Globe Democrat : The .letIon of Mr. Blalno's friends , or pretended friends , in thrusting upon tb-j Pennsylvania convention a resolution favoring his nomination for pres ident was 111 timed nul : Indefensible. Fortu nately the project was arrested before It. readied complntu success , nnd thtis.n . serious mistake was at least , partially avoided. Tiio inaipnty of the convontlon was frlotidly to Bl.itno Lfo.voml any doubt , but that was not oJ Usulf a sulllclont reason fo formally ou- dossing him as u candidate. Thuro wa * .no necessity for such a proceeding and Its ex- potilene.v was clearly doubtful. . , Boston ( Jlobo ( dom. ) : The Pennsylvania republican state convention smashed lu com- nv.ttco's platform by striking out the indorse ment nf Blnlno ua candidate for president. TAoro is ovldoutly serious dissension among lAjnnsylViinlii republicans , and this act of the convention only emphasizes It. The bettor icon and better party pa pars are violently opposed to Quay. Quay has boon , engineer ing the tllalno movement. , Pennsylvania Is a great Blalno state , and tlicro Is no douUf'tliat tlin vast majority of her republican voters would like to see him thu next pros'idoiit. But they do.uot like his lloutonant , "Matthew S. Quay. ffn'i'in rut : mrn. Hclii-Illoii Promptly Niw : YOIIIC , Aug. 21. A Granada ( Nicar agua ) special says : A desperate jlght oc curred hero today in which the chief of po lice and six men were killed nnd niunjr others were wounded , Ttioro bo's boon 'indro or loss friction in the country for some tlm'6 nnd it was feared that n revolutionary move ment was on foot. The government had imido all the ovurturos to thu opposition which it thought consistent with Its dignity and safety , but they had boon declined. Then It was decided to take measures which would prevent a possible attempt at robol- lion. In puriuanoo of this policy orders were Issued to arrest Generals tfovnlla , Ansolmo , j Hives nnd Guodinau. Tills order was ex ecuted this morning. As soon as the men were arrested and before they were got to the prison n number of their partisans got together and made a desperate attempt to rescue thorn. A volley was fittvl into the guards which wounded several of the in and killed the chief of police. The guards returned " turned the fire with" fatal effect. Thn government was fully prepared for \ just such a situation nnd reinforcements were immediately sent to the rolinf of the guards , Short work was made of the friends I of the men nnd the streets wore quickly cleared , not , however , until several inter changes of shots had taken place , in which , as above stated , six men wore killed out right , and fully fifty were moro or less wounded. After order had been restored the streets were patrolled ! by Oodles of troops and to- nijiht all is ( juiot. ' Uonur.ils Liorulla , Hivas nn'd Gtios- man were sent to Managua in charge of a guard sullluiont to render hopeless any possible attempt at ros cuo. An Italian hotel keeper of this city who appeared to bo one of thu ring loaders in the trouble has been arrested and accompanies the three first named to Managua. Other arrests are pabable. There Is apparently no reason now to fear any attempt to overthrow the government. KKTKVian NTATOTJ' Curious Stories About n l lvo Justice nml li Demi Qucon. PAIUS , Aug. 2t. Curious stones attach the statue of Mary Queen of Sootts wJhVch the duchess of Pomaro ( lady Caithness ) forod to the city of Paris , but which the mu nicipal councillors refused. When the duch ess speaks of the unfortunate Mary she al ways terms her "my queen. " Her devotion dates from the tlmo when still lady Caith ness she had returned homo ono night so worn that stio throw horsell crossed ou her bed and fell usluop. She was suddenly ; awakened by hearing a soft voice bid her * - wako nnd saw Marie Stuart at her bedside , beckoning bur to follow Into her husband's ' room. The countess obeyed , found her hus band sleeping ana the bed curtains in a bhuo. The queen of Scots has n largo shnro in the duchess' spiritualistic Imujriu- ings. She recorded quite a number of conversations with the queen in dlnrios. Most of these doanros were hold lu the oratory tory in the duchess' homo , which contains many relics of the queen. Friends admitted to the seances have seen the duchess in ecstaoy , talking to phantoms naturally invis " ible. \-T \ 31OSIIY STA'ii > ffJ'J'lt TIIH.1I. The Old Guerilla Chieftain un IHn Muscle. SAN FIIANCISCO , Cnl , , Aii . 21. Colonel John S. Mosby , the old guerilla chieftain , demonstrated yesterday to the satisfaction of a cable car conductor that ho has not lost all of his old time activity. Ho arose from his seat on the inside of a combination car to make room for a lady and seeing vacant seats on the grip end wont out. "Mny I cross to the dummy , " ho asked the gnpumn. "You CHii't and you know H , " said the gripman. Hot words followed , the conductor taking n hand in the conversation. Colonel Mosby knocked the conductor down nnd hiimmorud him. Tlio cur was stopped nnd the sripman , n Inrgi' , powerful mat' ' , attacked Mosby. Three ladles assisted by pulling tlio grlp- . , . -u-ir .f man's hair , Tlio gripman got up and tJOlledT \ so did Colonel Mosby. so did the battered \ conductor , and the latter chased out to sou tno police , Mosby boars very few marki , - from the encounter. His knooi nro pooled and his thumb Is scratched. 'J'liu ' conductor , however , lias a face that 1s until for publica tion. m Filial C olllHlnn. TACOMA , Wash. , Aug. 21. Two freight trains collided near Palmer on tlio Northern Paclllo railroad thirty miles east of Tacoma yesterday. Engineer Young and Firomaii Cooper of the west bound train were killed. Both trains were bndly wrecked. The en gineer and llroman of the east bound train saved their lives by jumping. The accident was caused bytho conductor of tlio oa t bound train fulling to hand hU engineer a dupllculu of an order. Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report