OMAHA DAILY BEE : MONlJlY , AUGUST 24 , 1891. 3 H THE OMAHA BEE. COUNCIL BLUFFS. OFMf E : - NO. 12 PEARL STREET. Dollvcrcil by Carrier In any part of the Cltj. II. W.TILTON , - MANAOKK. Iluslin-ss Ofllcp. No. 4 TI.I.I.I > it . Kllor ( , . jfa3 MI\TW.\ : N. Y. P. Lo. Council Ulu ITs Lumber Co. , co.M. Craft's chattel loans , 204 Sapp block. Wanted A trirl for general housowrrK nt Oil ) liluff street. If you want water in your ynrd or bouso go to Hlxby's ' , S03 Morrfnm block. John Knnc , Jnmcs Quirk , Jntnos Manor nnd fco l''ot onmn , will come up In police court this morning to bo trlod on the charge of highway lobbory. Uobert Frost died Saturday night nt 10 o'clock of kldnoy trouble , nt the ago of 71 yonrs. The funeral will tnUo place this morning nt 10:80 : o'clock from his late resi dence In Unrnor towniulp. MIrhncI Ollfonthor died ycstcrdny morning nt 1 o'clock nt his ro ldonco , corner of Thtr- tuimlh street nnd Sixth nvonuo , aged 70 yciirs , The funeral will tnUo plnco tomor row morning at 9 o'clock. II J. Cokor of Fort Scott , Knn. , pro.ichcd nn Interesting nnd eloquent sermon yoster- daj iiiornlnif In the Hnoadwnv Mothodlst church to a largo audlonco. Ho is visiting the family of Henry Coker. The trustees of the Chaulnuqun association will hnvo n mcotine this evening Iu the Hoard of Trade rooms. The chnnge- " suggested nt the Inst meeting to be mndoin the constitu tion with reference to the annual olcutlon of QfllrorR will bo among the subjects to bo con sidered. Fted Hnrtor.WIIIInm Jeffries , . John Sander nnd Frnnk Jlrnily got Into a light yesterday 5 < fSI j-iiftcrnoon at Blir Lake , and were arrested by Olllcer Bos wick , on complaint of somernrtlcs who were witnesses of the trouble. An Information mation will bo filed In tbo superior couit this moinlng charging them with disturbing the iienco. Some of the merchants of the city nro r.UhoiJiMrolcss about lo ivlng their front doors or nt night , A prominent wholesale liquor ilculur on Main street soft his door open both Satnidny and Sunday nights , and If a police ofllccr had not happened to notice It nnd keep his cyo on the place , theio would probably have boon another burglary to chronicle. The cold weather prevented most of the regular patrons of Mnnnwn from spending the day nt the lake yeatordny , nlthough qulto n number resuriected their ovcrcoacs nnd mnnnirod to spend the nftcriioon there with out frce/.lng to donth. Most of those who went n-iywhcro went to Falrmount park to hear the band concert. The colored llnptlsts of the city nre mak ing a heroic effort to ralso money to put their church at the corner of Thirteenth street nnd First nvonuo In n hnbltuble condition. They nro holding n sonos of meetings in n tent at the cnrnor of Brondwuy and Seventh ' street , and collections nre' being taken nightly to belt ) on the work. AinenKa.si.ayoungnmnfromSyrln.loetured yesterday morning In the Trinity Methodist church , on the subject of the customs nnd - ff religion of his nntivo land. The lecture was ' Illustrated with oriental costumes , nnd the audience wns given n great deal of informa tion ns to the manners of this strange people. The lecture was repeated last evening in the Congregational church. Judge MrGco held a special session of police court ycstordny morning to hear the cnso of .1. .1 , O'Brion , who was arrested Sat- whoso frioiids had interested themselves In getting him out of Jnll. O'Brien ' wns fined J.10.10 , which ho paid out of n good sled roll of bills ho had In his pocket , and wns re- lenscd. The custom of holding police court is n now ono. nnd will bo apt to moot with much fnvor from the quusi-respoctablo toughs who do not like to stnv In jail all day Sunday while waiting for a trial. The residence of Hon. Lucius Wells on Oakland avenus wns entered by ourglnrs yesterday morning shortly after midnight. Mr. Wells thinks nn nttompt to burglarize his homo was made curlier In the evening , but was prevented by the return of himself nnd family from lUnimwii. The burglars returned nftnr the family hnd retired nnd hnd began n sj stemntlc search for valuables but were froiphtonod away n second tlmo by Mr. Wells coming down stairs. They not out without attracting his attention , taking n new nalrof snoos from the dining room- When the family nroso yestordny morning thov found several of the doors In the inter ior of the hou.so that hnd been locked the night hoforo unfastened nnd nn outside door stnndlug opon. Nippers hnd been used to turn the keys In the doors. The only articles taken were the shoes belonging to Mr. Wells. Removal sale. Bargains in shoes. L. Kinnehan has removed from 023 Broad way to No. 11 Pearl street. Picnic at Manhattan beach. Round trip tickets from Omaha , including boat ride , 60con sale at news stands at Millard - lard and Murray hotels. IT'S A GHIOAT SAIjB. The tioiiNnlloiml Sale of Itlnnkots and Comforts at the llOKton Store , f' Council lilnn'H. There has been such a suggestion of cold weather in the air lor tno pabt few days that people's fancies have lightly turned to thoughts of blankets , and the great cost blanket sale at the Boston Store has been a loading event in Coun cil Bluffs during the wook. Hun dreds of pairs of blankets have been bold , and hundreds of dollars niivud to the purchasers. Recollect that the bale only lasts bovon days , com mencing last Saturday , and that the largest and finest stock of ( all grades blankets and comforters over brought to the city will bo ready for your selection This sale moans a saving to you of 60 tier cent on every dollar's worth of blankets or comforts you buy , and you can buy blankets from 00 cents .1 pair up and you can got two pair now for what you will have to pay for ono after the close of this salo. salo.BOSTON BOSTON STORK , FOTIIIUNOHAM , WlMTlCLAW it CO. , Council Bluffs. J'K/-.SO.V.I T. I'A It.Hllt.ll'llS. Mrs. O. O. St. John Is visiting friends in Ulcawood , / Mrs. CJ. ICc-ll oi Slonx Falls , Dak. , Is In the city visiting her two sons , U. and Henry T.'Tlntou Oraff , roprosontltiR the Inter- Ocean , visited both cities yoitorday. He wns formerly with Tin : UBB. Homo Concert. An cxcollrtnt programme Is nearly com- plutou for the concert nnd nantomlma to bo Klvcu on the lawn of the Christian Homo Tuesday evening , September 1. Several musical nitracilons uro yet to bo ndtlod. Six musical numbers will be rendered by the children of the homo , the bal ance by talent from this city nnd Omaha. Twelve beautiful tableaux will bo Riven from Hunyan's Pilgrim's Progress ns follows : "Hunymi Dreams , " "Christian's 1'nrtlng" "Christian Ionoatk ) Alt. Slum1 "Christian's Ilurdens Fulls Off , " "Christian nnd the Three Slnglnp Ones , " ' -The Pillar of Salt , " Christian and Hopeful Delivered from the Not , " "Christian nnd Ilo | > oful Meet Two Men of the Lund of DoUdlah , " "ChrUt- niti nnd Family Start on the Pilgrimage , " "Morey's Dieam , " "Jacob's Ladder , " "Moroy'a Marrlugo. " Plutios , organs , U. B. Music Co. , 539 Broadway. Drs. Stewart & Patty , votorluary sup. T fe'oons , 45 Fourth strcot , Council IJlulTd- Swiuisou music comniuiy. 33S Broitd- wuy. Union Park races , Onuilm nnd Coun cil BlutTB , September 8-11 , ? 0,600j Oo- UiJor SJO-22 , $1,000. For programmes WUrt'bH Nut Brown. Morchauts hotel , Oinnha. NEWS FROM COUNCIL BLUFFS. Offlcars Finally Ovorlako a Young Man who Bobbed a Dwelling House. HE RETURNED A STOLEN WATCH , Ilcwnrd of the Vl ll ofn Householder \Vlio hnii ISccn IlillCl ) \ \ Iilln Away on a Vacation. Cnrlos Woods , a voting man who has born working as stngo carncntur nt the Uroadwnv theater for some tlmo past , was arrested oy Oftlwr O'Connell ' yesterday afternoon on n chariro of grand larceny. Some tlmo nto ? Mr. and Airs. John Vee/oy , who llvo on Williams street , loft ttio city fern n short vacation trip. During their absence tholr house was loft empty. W'tion they returned they fougd thnt thrlr bouso had been entered and thoroughly rausackca from collar to garret. A number of articles of moro or leu vnluo were missing , among other tilings n line gold watch ana chain , a couple of rings , a revolver , and several dollars in cash. They kept very quiet about It In hope of catching the thief , and they soon learned that young Woods had been seen about the place on the afternoon of the robbery. Wood * was confionted with the crime , and finally admitted that ho had some of the property , although ho insisted that ho hud not stolen It , but had gotten it from some one clso. Ho returned the gold watch , and that fact , Vce/oy thought , was all that was neces sary to establish his guilt. When arrested Woods admitted having tiio rest of the stolen property , and offered to go with the officer and show where It wns , a proposition which was declined , for fear thnt the prose cuting witnesses should decide to drop the c.iso when they had recovered their goods. It Is said thnt Woods has been implicated in several other burglaries , but ho has ulways escaped prosecution by returning the booty. lie Is well connected , and his friends uro very much mortified over his actions. Ho Is now employed as stngo band iu ono of the theaters In Omaha. _ The C. M. & St. P. ticket ofllco 1ms been removed from oOO Hro.id way into the ole ant now quartora in the now Baldwin block , 5 Poaii street. Tin- Other Side. COUNCIL BLUFFS , la. , Aug. 22. To the Ed itor of THE HUE : For the last three davs wo have road In the Omivhn and Council muffs papers articles concerning the trouble bo- tueon the Omaha Koynl Arcanum and the management at Lake Mauawa. To ono who was there and .saw the whole affair these articles are enough to cause a man to wonder If there is any truth or Justice in this world of ours. As n rule there are always two sides to every affair of the Kind , and this ono is no exception. The Hoyul Arcanum of Omaha no doubt is composed of gentlemen , at [ oust It would bo Inferred from the char acter of the members of the Koyal Arcanum generally , but certainly some of them must tmvo forgotten and loft their general good sense , reason and fairness In the lodge room. perform at Mnnuvta. The committee It is understood contracted with Co'oucl Heed for lunch for 100 people. They were there , nail twenty-live moro of tho.n \ \ erj thoro. Colonel Heed was compelled In order to servo the lu'5 guests to close the regular dining room of the hotel and put his whole force including himself into the har ness to wait upon the quests. Hotel Manuwa is not so largo nor so well equipped a ; , some of the palace hotels of Omahii , consequently the service mlpht have been n little slow , but to one who observed the party at supper it seemed thnt they were having a good time and had no reason to complain. After suupor the party enjoyed themselves dancing in the Pavilion until a late hour und then the committee in charge of ufTnlra called on Colonel Heed and offered him the munificent sum of $15 for their oveninir's on- tonalnir.out. Colonel Heed of course pulled his silk tile down over his eye and walKed off. The committee retired and after a con ference came back with another enlargement of the heart and offered $25 , which of course Colonel Heed refused and politely informed the committee thnt his bill was 35 cents each for 125 persons. This bill they refused to pay and walked out to the motor line and expected to go right straight home but Colonel Keed ordered the engineer not to pull out until ho got orders from him. During the next half or throe- quarters of nn hour Colonel Heed did his best to get n settlement out nothing but the worst kind of abuse , threats of law suits , etc. , etc. , fell upon hU ears. Finally Colonel Heed in order to accommodate the Innocent ones on board the train ordered it to pull out , at the same time telephoning to the city to hold the electric cars for Omaha. To those who were there and not Interested in the Omaha party there was hut ono opinion aud that was that Colonel Hoed acted the part of n perfect gen tleman notwithstanding the torrifllu abuse he received from some of the Omaun crDwd. Colonel Heed has made Lake Mnnawa what it is , has built It UD from n resort for tbo lower classes to one of which the best class of people from both Council Bluffs and Omaha are patrons. Colonel Heed , of course , is human ; ho Is liable to make mistakes and the writer who was there and able to judge , confesses that the colonel made two mistakes on that even ing. One was to contract to feed 125 f2 appetites for ll. > cents , and tbo other was to allow the committee who contracted tbo bill to leave without paying it. XX Drs. Wood miry , dentists , 30 Pearl street , next to Grand hotol. Tolouhono M5. High grade- work a specialty ! IT IS 1)11 ) KUIUiNT .NOW. Mayor Mnerao's Siiiiiluy Order IN i o I ; n Hllluaulo is. There is n great and growing suspicion In the minds of the public that the Sunday closing ordinance which was to be enforced with such amazing strictness about the time the citizen's ticket wns pleading for election n year and a half ngo , has been allowed to full into a state of disuse. For some tlmo niter the election took place the saloons and gambling houses wore closed , front door and back , all dny Sunday , and those few who had hardihood.enough to keep ojou In spite of the special orders directed to thorn bv , the mayor through the chief of police were brought up with a snap that made tholr eyes bulge out of their heads. Of Into , however , It has been different. Some of the saloons In the business portion of the city are fortunate enough to huvo clgnr Ktanas in the front part of their estab lishments , and us those \\cio not under the mayor's ban , tholr doors huvo boon allowed to stand open without niiy interference irom the authorities. Tholr bins have econ fenced up with scrupulous cuio each Sunday ac cording to orders , hut. If Uiostatements made ' by certain well Known and uon-provnrlcatlntr cltUons are to bo believed , tbo fences huve not served to keep the thirsty wayfarer from getting all the refreshment bo wanted , from the foaming boor to tbo inspiring forty-rod whiskey. The business is not carried on with as much publicity us might bo supposed , how ever. On the contrary it is nbout as dlnicult for n stronger to get his swig ns It ever was. Saloonkeepers and bartenders have had too much and too bitter experience with "detec tives" not to have learned that every man who comes up to the bar and usks for some thing with a wink In It Is not to bo trusted Implicitly. Din as it docs not taku the average - ago bartender long to Und out who are his true friends , it Is correspondingly- for ono of tliojo true frlonds to got Just what ho wants alter having won the confidence of the man with the white apron. It Is estimated that at least a dozen sa loons in the city sot up the drinks as regu larly on Sunday as on any other day. and thut half of thorn are within three blocks of the center of the city. Gambling Is another thing which it U said U point ; on dully and nightly without any at tempt being made at interference. It is done with oven greater slvnoss than the liquor sell ing , however , so that it i * not often tbo fresh rounp man from the country pots done up for hU roll. There nro olncca , it Is said , in the very heart of the city whore the whiz of the roulette may bo heard by any ono who will take the trouble to sneak up within listening distance of cortnln window * . Mem bers of the police force hnvo now mid then run across quiet games of poker in tholr rounds , but they have always failed to make nny arrests , the Riilltv parties taking to their heels In precipitate Illght nt the first sound of the unwelcome visitor's approach , Buy your furniture , carpoti , stoves and household goods of Maitdul & Klein , Council muffs. Prices very low , freight prepaid to your city. Theatrical Affairs. For the first time In years the sign , "Standing Itoom Only , " was hung out nt the Broadway thentro Saturday night nnd the henrts of the members of the "Council Bluffs Theatre company , " who have been dropping f 10 npicco into tbo slot with monotonous regularity for the past six months to dofrny the running expenses of the house , were correspondingly gladdened. It was the clos ing tilirht of the Spoonor company , which appeared In ' 'Uncle Josh Whltcomb. " The pluy Is old to most thcatto gpors. but the amusing Incidents were greeted with as much laughter nnd applause from tno audience as though they were still now. The Spooners leave today for Harlan , where they will nlay during fair week. The extract dlnarlly good patronngn the house has had during the past week has en couraged tbo management of tbo opera house nnd redoubled efforts will bo made to push It to tbo front nnd show the public that there Is no moil for nny ono to lenvo the city to see coed plays. A number of the finest compa nies in the country hnvo been booKcd for next month nnd the fall and winter following and now attractions are being constantly added. The prospects are tlmt It will bo a prosperous year theatrically. Now fall goods , finest line In the city , just received til lleltor'a the tailor's , U10 U road way. Ijove Aiiioii the SIoiiv. To me , ono of the customs of courting is very strangely in keeping with the wild , vet romantic life of the Sioux , writes Warren K. Moorehoad , In the September L-ulies' Homo Journal. A young man desiring to make love to the lad v of his choice , works patiently for several days and constructs a reed Iluto. There are live or six holes in the Instru ment , ana eight or ten note.s can bo pro duced upon it. The hound Is wlord and plaintive. Some beautiful moonlight night , about , eight o'clock , the young man leaves his lfomoand stationing him self about one hundred yards from the houio of his Intended , plays for ono or two hours at > oricsof strange melodies , all of them in the minor key. The sound floats out on the summer's air , and. per haps , a prairie dog on the plain near by , disturbed by the music , may ralso his small voice in protesting barks ; or a great white owl in a scrub oak may hoot and whoo in derision. The sound is as sweet to the maiden's ears as the voice of the lover himself. She listens atten tively , and when she concludes that ho has played sulllciontly long to assure her of his serious intentions she timidly walks forth from her homo. Throwing the now useless reed upon the around , the young man rushes forth. Then en sues a scene such as only those who have been lovers can appreciate. SMA5III.NU THK KUCOUD. Teutonic Ko Ipscs the Speed of the Majestic. New York Timos.Aug. 20 : August hob boon ared-lottor month for the White Star people. Never before in the history of ocean racing has a line won such unex pected and repeated triumphs within so short a timo. Bolero the Majostic's brilliant performance in wresting the championship from the crack flyer of the Inman line has ceased to be a won der , her sister ship , the Teutonic , comes rushing over the ocean with a record of five days , sixteen hours and tliirty-ono minutes. This remarkable run displaces the Majestic and her hard-won record of flvo days eighteen hours and eight min utes from the front rank , and relegates the City of Paris , the former champion , to third place. Traversing a distance of 2.778 miles , the Teutonic cut ono hour and thirty-seven minutes from the record time. This is ono mile longer than the route taken by the Majestic and ton miles loss than the course of the City of Paris. The just completed voyage of the Teutonic was a wonderful ono in many respects. The weather was favorable for a quick run , and no accidents oc curred to retard the swift progress of the racer. An examination of the log shows that the vessel began her record- breaking voyage with tin ordinary run of 400 miles for the first day. Day by day the distance traversed was gradually increased until the veabol reached on Wednesday the tremendous speed of 617 miles during twenty-four hours. This eclipses by two miles the best single day B run of the City of Paris , and makes the Teutonic twice a winner. The now champion U under the com mand or Captain S. J. Irving. She began her remarkable trip August 13. At 4:52 : a. in. thatdiy the vessel dropped anchor In Qucenstown for belated pas sengers and malls. About noon all was ready to wild , and the vessel stood out to boa. At 2:05 : p. m. departure was taken , with Daunt's- Rock Light abeam. From this point the race began. A htrong westerly wind and'hoad sea wore mot when the vessel cleared the land. Nothing remarkable In the way of speed was accomplished during the first day of the passage. An appreci able dccronbo in the force Of the wind the second day en abled the ship to traverse 4(5 ! ) ( miles. It was on the last three days that the lively times came. As nearly as could bo ascertained the ve&Rol burned about three hundred tons of coal per day on this trip. Each day consider ably lightened her burden and had the effect of increasing her speed. Thus Sunday a splendid run of 505 miles was made. This is a gait equal to about twenty-throe geographical miles per hour , and wan made over a sea as smooth as a mirror. The passengers gathered about the rail and ga/.cd with pleasure at the white foam as it rolled from the bow of the vessel and raced past them to form a wake. Variable winds wore encountered the following day. At ono time it blow In a strong gust from the eastward , but the volume of smoke which was pouring from the smokestacks trailed in a straight line astern , and literally faster than the wind the swift Teutonic was speeding toward this port , Flvo hun dred and ten miles wore travel-bed that day , and great was the excitement among the passengers when It became known that the vessel had a good chance to vindicate her former disputed claim for the championship. When at noon the bulletin waa posted in the cabin showing that the unparallod run of 517 miles had been added to the dis tance travel-Bed there was a storm of cheers nnd great enthusiasm among the passengers. With undlinlnlshed spnod the vessel I'eoplu Don't ( Jrow I'aiu im In n Hurry. Carlsbad Sprudel Salt did not become known in a day. It took conturioH to acquire Its present fame , for all dis eases of the stomach , liver and kidneys , nt ) well as in constipation , rheumatic affections and diabetes , it is without annul. Obtain the genuine article , which must have the signature of "Eis ner & Mondolson Co. , Agents , Now York , " on the uock of every bottle. sped on toward the finlfM/Mid at 1:80 : o clock yesterday morning the lightship was abeam and the race agnlnst tlmo gloriously won. The ongjnos of the racer were slowed and the ship lolstiroly procccdod up the rlvoi" to her plor , which she reached nbout 0 o'clock. Following are her dally runs : Knotn. I V Knots. AUKiutIT MO A Mini-1 IS , ' .vi AIIRIIH li * , M7 605 21)0 ) Totnl ! 3,769 Following Is the Mnjcirtlb's perform- nnco : " " Knots. , ' Knaln July .It 4TO Anwinl.1 Ml Auunst I Ml AtiKUtt i 411 AUHIIH3 497 August * .117 Totnl 2.777 Holow KIO given the dally runs of the City of Paris on her record voyage : Knots. Knot * Auimitn 4.11 August ? ' ! 4'.u ' WJ 4'.uMl Auiuet23 ; . . . . . . . . . . . ! Utl ToUl 2.783 Chief Engineer Hugh Currlo of the Teutonic yesterday gave the average number of revolutions as eighty per minute , The day the gicat run was made the revolutions averaged eighty- ono per inimtto. The steam pressure was IbO pounds and the horse power de veloped ranged from 15,000 to 20,000. The vessel's nverngo speed per hour Is given at 20.35 knots , which is ono-quar- tor of n knot bettor showing than that of the Majestic. The Teutonic brought -178 cabin and 1,028 steerage passengers. AVIIjLlXG TO I'ljHASH. The Di'iiK iHt Mad all Kltxln ot I'olHon , but Ho Only Sold Gum. A weary looking young woman came Into a Second avontio drug store when I was watting for the shower to pass over , says M. Quad in the Now York Evening World , and plaintively said to the drug gist : "I have had another quarrel with Mike , and 1 do not c.u-o to llvo any longer. " l'Yes , just eo , just so , " ho replied as ho briskly rubbed his hands together. Anything11 can do-for you todayV" "I think I will take strychnine , " she owly replied as she cast her eyes along ho shelves. "Exactly , ma'am , finest strychnine in Now York. I suppose you want about a dime's worth ? " "Would arsenic bo better ? " she asked , as ho huld the jar in his hands. "No bolter , but fully ns good , ma'am. I have a line lot of arsenic on hand just now , and can warrant it full strength. Just make a ham sandwich and bprcitd on about 15 cents worth. " "Mobbo , " she drearily replied as lie waited , "irobbo Rough on Rats would bo better. " "Justis you think , ma'am. Give you a selection from two do/.eu boxes , all fresh stock only yesterday. It's a little slower than the other poisons , but per- liaps you won't mind thnt. Can besprinkled sprinkled on bread and btittor or taken in milk. Ono box , ma'am ? " lie took down a box-anil hold it ready to dump , and she looked .around the btoro , wiped a tear out of her left eye , and asked : "How long does It take paris green to kill ? " "Not long ma'am only a low hours. Many prefer it to any other poison , as they want to write a farewell lottoraftor taking it. I can warrant my stock as perfectly fresh and pure. Should it fail to kill , come right back and your money will bo refunded. My object is to satisfy customers. Half a pouud , ma'am ? " She wiped her npse. Then ehe signed. Then she fished up two pennies from hoi- pocket , walked over to tno chewing gum machine and dropped them in. and as she stuffed two sticks of gum into her mouth she turned and said : "I guess I won't tano any today , but if Mike comes in toll him I was hero inquiring for poibon. " "Certainly , certainly , with the great est of pleasure. Nothing else today ? Please call again. " Hunting Guinea Eggs. Harper's Young People : To find a guinea neat was the very poetry of egg- hunting , The creatures are half wild and feed far afield The bush pasture was their chosen haunt and had such store of hidden nooks , such clumps of brake and brier , such ateop grassy banks , such tangle of sedge and dewberry and plum thicket , that wo would never have found an egg but for the bird's queer habit. When the hon goes to her nest her mate stands guard over her on the nearest bare spot and fills the air with his harsh buzzing cry. , Following the sound , wo came upon the pair. Madame chooses her homo daint ily , and deeply holloWs the clean dry earth of It. Flowers often nod above it , grass is sure to spring greenly above the odge. Overhead is always shelter of some sort , for the maker knows Instinct ively that sunshine will nddlo her precious eggs. Her small cousin , the partridge , so admires Ii6r taste then bometimos she decides to share the nest. Sometimes , too , a hen of independent mind comes a-grasshopping into the bush pasture and putnlior eggs into such shelter. Very often wo found forty eggs to the nost. And when wo took' thom out it was always with a silver spoon. Black mammy taught us , "Ef yer pull him' in dar do guinea'll smell it , an' quit do lies' . " Whatever the reason , the fact was none the less fact. Violating the Propi-lntlcn. Boston Courier : In the good old city which has been immortali/.od In story as Rivormouth it chanced that a couple who did not move in the most exalted society circles and from whom the most refined sentiments might not have boon expected wore united in the holy bonds of matrimony upon the day which followed the funeral of the first wife of the groom. The conventional sense of propriety in the neighborhood wAsr shocked by. Mils haste In furnif-hlng fjirth the mnr- rlago tables with tho. , iuiioral baked moats , and upon the night oi the wed ding a company of bens of Dollal gath ered thonibolvos thomrfelvcs together and wont to soientulo 'the bridal pair with horrid uproar of hprns and puna ' and guns. V9j The charivari was a.\Jfa \ height , and all the region wan .avouscd by the hideous noise , when thunbrido appeared darkly at the window rvbovo the riotous crowd and with supi'6mo fooling ap pealed to their delicacy1 ; "Ain't you ashamed , " she ( cried in hot indignation , "to comqibro , ) making a disturbance like this when wo had a funeral only yebtorday ? " Hovlno Down In Texas a farmer recently sold to another farmer one-half of a cow and then refused to divide the milk , main taining that ho Bold only the front half. The purchaser was required to provide the feed the cow consumed and com pelled to furnish water for her throe times a day. Recently the cow hooked a man , and the boiler made the pur chaser pay the damages claimed bv the man hooked. This IB ti case to bo ruminated upon. \Vrnt of Money. Ono of the greatest miseries Is a want of money. It is wretched to have to con- f.out a just and oft-repeated demand , and to bo without the moans to satisfy it ; to deceive the confidence that tins boon placed m you ; to forfeit your credit ; to bo placed at the poivor of an other ; to bo indebted to his lenity ; to stand convicted of having played the knave or the fool , and to have no way loft to escape contempt hut by incurring pity. The suddenly mooting a creditor , on turning the corner of a street , whom you have boon trying to avoid for months and had persuaded you wore several hundred miles off , shatters the nerves. Sink or Swim Peck's Sun : "III , there ! Those eggs don't swim , " exclaimed a man In a Mil , waukee restaurant ono day last wook. Ho had boon trying to float some soft boiled eggs In a glass of cold water , "Thoy don't swim ? Well , supposln' they don't ? " replied a waiter who had coino to find out what the man was yell ing about. 'That's what's the matter ; supposln' don't. ' what's the they . I'll tell you trouble pretty quick. Do you notice that egg ? It sinks to the bottom kor- chug when put Into cold water. Now , my wife Is just as good a cook as there Is in this town , and she says that an egg that will sink in cold water like that after It has been soft boiled Is just about ready to hatch. Sh ! Can't you hear a peep ? " The eggs that could i.ot swim wore exchanged for others that wore fried , while a number of other customers who had soft-boiled eggs spoiled ghibses of cold water to find out whether their eggs wore sink eggs or swim eggs ? . lloSi-t 'Km Up. A group of young follows sat around a couple of ndjoinin < r tables In a St. I'ntil cafe , when , in a short pause in the con- vet-ballon , ono of them said to another : "I was right , Jim , about that subject wo wore arguing over the last time wo mot. " "Come off , will you ? Indeed you were not , " was the response. "I looked the thing un nnd found you wore dead wrong , as u-nial. " "What are you two follows squabbling about , anyway ? " asked a third. "Lot's all hoar and the majority can decide. " "What wo woio arguing about , " re plied the first speaker willingly , "was the proper translation of the ( Joi-man sentence , 'was wollon sio haboni" ' ' "Why , that's ' simple enough , " replied the third man , gratified at the oppor tunity to show his linguistic accomplish ments. "It's 'What will you have ? ' " "Beer ! boor ! boor ! beer ! " came In rattling chorus from all the company , and the wise man footed the bill. Hut It Dutn'lorlc. . Detroit Free Press : The street car was very crowded. All the men woio hanging on by straps and the seats wore filled by women. A woman squeezed in and stood up with the men. Ono of the mon said to the well known Mrs. , who occupied a seat : "I believe , madam , you are a woman's rights woman ? " "Yes , I am. But that's no business of yours , is it ? " "Certainly not , madamo. I only wibhod to know if you believe in apply ing your principle to practice. " "Of course I do. What of it ? " "Oh , nothing , except that in that case I think you should got up and offer this lady your seat. " But she didn't. Up to Snuff. Boston Transcript : Proprietor of Dry Goods Store If a lady , after examining a piece of drcbs goods , had expressed her satisfaction with it , would you ask her how many yards bho dobirod ? Applicant No , indeed. I should ask her whore she would have the sample sent. sent."I "I guess you'll do. I see you've had experience. " Both Drink In a 'Men mi re. Now York Herald : "This follow makes mo tired. Ho preaches temper ance and drinks like a fish. " "No , ho doesn't. " "I toll you ho does. I've soon him drink whiskey by the quart. " . "Yes ; but , you know , fishes drink by the gills. " The Pool Killer. Munsoy's Weekly : First Passenger "Well , is this hot enough for you ? " Second Passenger "No ; I'm never happy until the thermometer roaches 100 degrees. " "What do you do then ? " "I go around slaying all the men who have previously asked mo if it was hot enough for me. Your card , please ? " THE UUHEAu"\NI ) Shiirkn Indignant BeouiiHci They Lose Their Innouent Victims. During tbo past month the Examiner Bin : BUIIKAU or CIAIMS has boon in receipt of a number of letters from clients enclosing threatening and argumentative circulars from attorneys formerly employed , and ask ing If the assertions therein made were true. The said clients are parlies who have been previously robbed by claims agents , eagerly grasped the opportunity for relief by trans- ferriug their cases to this bureau' when con gress opened the door by anuu'iing ' previous contracts. The establishment of THE BEB BLMSIMU or CI.IIMS has proven a God-send to the unfor tunates who buvo long bud claims agalust the general government. Those claims they had edged with professional claim ugnuts who hnvo hold thom pigeonholed for vo.irs. With these agents , the clients entered into a con tract which was raado generally m the Inter est of the sharks. Nothing could bo done by the agent and the client wus at Inuirvnls compelled to Keep the agent feed while the latter appeared to bo taking Httlo or no In terest in the matter. So many evils grew out of thU custom that , at length , congress annulled the contracts leaving clients to again sock the collection of tholr claims In what manner boovor thov saw lit. These clients como to TUB Bun BUIIKAU CLAIMS and this fact has caused the Ire of the agents to arise. Now , the nforosaldclulm agent cormorants , foaiing they may bo balked in the robbery of the prey they huvo so lung entangled In tholr meshes , have begun to flood the country v.lth circular letters in which thov constantly harp on two themes , vu : Tlmt congress bus no power to annul private contracts , and that their powers of attorney are lirovocablo be cause coupled wlta au Interest , numoly , a 01 -11 111. Wo do not propose nt the present tlmo to advertise the munusof these parties who now masiiorudu | undur the cognomcuof attorneys though strongly loin pled to give thom ttio celebrity tholr ( juast-lltorury-legnl endeavors so rlcbly merit. Ono In particular ilotmvos HARMLESS. TO ASSIST HATJJRB the body is the great mission of SWIFT'S ' BPE01FIO. Jllcrohl cnuuot- exist In the blood [ GglSISE 's ' properly taken , ni it promptly ISSSElQII forces them out , and cures the patient. It has relieved thousands iu n few days who had suffered for years. Jilt. F. Z. NEI , ° ON , a prominent and wealthy citizen of Fremont , Nebraska , Buffeted for years with SCROFULA , and It continued to grow worse In spite of all treatment. Finally , J 'o * Jlottlcs of ijcurcd him. Ho writer "Words " "aro inadequate to express my gratitude and favorable opinion of Slf'JFT'ti SrKQlFIC. Treatise un Illood aud H'.tn Dlmitcs milled free. BWUT Si'JiCIFIO CO. . Driirci St Atkau , OIL i special recognition , that of a maudlin com- inuulc.itioa of eight p- geIn which bo ] iini- blesusi'less facts with fanciful theories , gar bles ludlclal decision- ) , and so Inextricably ontnngles hi * words that In many instances the closing pnrt of his sentences have no ap parent connection with the beginning. To nny one \eracd la the huv of tno laud , such Idiotic letters nro n matter only of ridi cule nnd amusement. Hut when wo consider Hint the nvernsjo claimant in the west Is nec essarily Ignorant of the law govering the iirosccutlon of claims in the city ofVat > h- incton , we are prone to treat the matter more criousiv. The question of extent to which congress may go In Its Interference with private con tracts , Is undoubtedly one on which some of the most eminent loirul minds have dilTorod , and it R'oro easy to write a volume on .Minor sido. However , the philosophical nnd po litical arguments pro mid con nto something with which wo nt present have no concern. U'oconllno ourselves to the cold , hnrd logic of facts. That the Inst congress did speclll- cnlly cancel nud annul nil oxlstiiifr contracts between cUimnnts nnd nttornevs In the In dian dcpicpntion act of March ! < , IMH , Is n fact which not oven srjulrmlng claim ngents deny , and which anyone Interested m.iy read for himself by npplj Ing to us for n copy of the law. Possibly the eminent constitutional lawyers and Jurists In the senate nnd house of representatives should hnvc consulted those obscure claim agents before passing the act which so seriously cur tailed their Shylock in-opo unities Uut wo apprehend thnt more rellnnco wns plnoed upon there cent decision of the United StnteH supreme court , case of Mitchell nn clerk , reported In 110 United States report , page li. < y , where in the highest tribunal In the Inml assorts ' -no ptovisionof the constitution prohibits congress from interfering with the vnlidlty of contracts. " The second loz l problem involved Is that of revocation of powers of at torney. When and under what cir cumstances the claimant can recall an existing power and employ another attorney f Our eight-page frlond leads oft with duo solemnity bv quoting JudgoStory : "When nn authority or powo is couploil with un interest it Is from Its own nature and character in contemplation of law rrovocnblo ; " then proceojs to argue thnttho remitting of nn attorney on n contingent fee is equivalent to coupling llio power with nn Interest. This is absolutely fnlso from a legal standpoint , but it Is nn nssoi lion well calcu lated to mislead the ordinary render. What is really meant by an "interest" is au Inter est or ripht in the thing itself. Thus. If an estate Is conveyed to n trustee , with power to soil , this power cannot bo revoked because the trustee has an Interest In the estate itholf : ho holds the legal right to the property. Again. If the owner of a patent assigns one-tenth of It to n second party and gives him power of attorney in connection , said power of attorney cannot be revoked oo- cause the nsilirnco has an intciest in the patent ttaetf. But If a claimant gives u power of attorney to nn agent to prosecute his claim for n contingent fee this poucr is not coupled with nn Interest nud can bo revolted ut the pleasure of the cluimant. When the ngcnt agrees to work for a contingent fee ho nc cepts n very serious part of the "con tingency , " the possibility of having his power revoked. And a fee contingent on the successful prosecution of n claim can , m no way , bo construed ns an "interest" In tno claim which would render n power of attor ney Irrevocable. Indian Depredation Claims BIUTJUCE. NOD. , Aug. 7. [ Special to Tim BEE.J Hon. L. W. Colby , assistant attorney general of the United Stutes , In charge of the Indian depredation claims department , hns been hi the west taking depositions In cases before the court of claims for the past two weeks. He was found by Tin : Bnn repro soniatlvo nnd nskoa to give the status of the suits that have been brought , nud any ether nmttcrs of general Interest. Ho said : "The next session of the court of claims will bo tbo most important in number of cases slnco Its organization. In addition to claims under the French spoliation nnd Dow- man acts , the court now has tbo Jurisdiction of clulms brought for dumngcs to cltUcns for Indian depredations , under the act of March 11 , 1S91. " "Aro there many claim ? on file In the de partment ! " "Since the passage of the act , up to Aucust 1 , I have docketed , in my oflice , 8MO ( cases brought for Indian depredations hi the court of claims , nnd under the law about llvo hun dred of those are entitled to priority of con sideration , under the provisions of the net , and will como up for hearing ut the next term of court. " "What Is the nature of the claims that the act tnkrs special cogni/nnco of I" "Tho terms of the act provide for the ad judication and payment of claims arising from depredations by Indians upon the prop- 01 ty of citizens of the United States , nnd con fers the power of settlement upon the court of claims. Regular suits have to bo brought nnd petitions lllcd by claimants as < n ordin ary cases. " "Is the method of procedure different from the consideration of claims before any ether of tbo national departments ! " "The ordinary rules of practice have been adopted for Indian depredation cnses , as far as applicable. " ' It appears that n Inrge number of cases have begun since thopa > sago of the net. How do vou account for It I" "Tho largo number of cases commenced since thu passage of the act may bo attributed to the clause which forbids the exclusion of claims not previously presented to the secre tary of the Interior , or olhor department olll cer , with the exception tlmt no Jurisdiction Is granted Iu cases whcro claims have accrued prior to .Inly 1 , 1WB , unless disposed of or pending previous to the passage of tbo net , before congress , the secretary of the interior , or homo nL'cut or commissioner nuthorl/ed to Inquire into SUL-II claim" by the government. No claim * , however , are permitted for dopro- datlons committed after the pnssngo ol the not. " "When does the court of claims u nln moot ) " "Tho court of claims convenes In October neyt , and nt the rate of tiling the number of cases of this class will irach live or six thou sand by that time. " "What Is the of average amounts repre sented Iu the clnlins now flledi" "The oases i-.iugo In amount from n few hundred dollars to SJ.V1.000. Thu laraest s ill yol brought is In t'.uorof the legal ropro- i aontutivciof lion Halllday , the old ovcilnnd stage muu. " 1 \Vlmt \ U the limit nf tlmo that claimants | ha\o to present tholr claims ! " I "lUnlmauts have three yonn > from the I passnirool the not to pinsunt their claim , so thoru Is plenty of tlmo for uvory one to huvo hU day In court. " "Are there any special features of the law Involving the L-overnment's liability in these cases that aio of general Interest ! " "Tho law Involves many now and Impor tant questions an to the liability of thu gov ernment hi special cases , nnd the rights of thu parties , thulr helrt or assigns to the rem edies provided lor. The act U one of un- usunl Interest nnd affects n large number of cltucns In the states und territories wust of the Mississippi river , from Dakota to Texas , and including Iscbraska , Kansas , Colorado , ST. FRANCIS ACADEM Itll A It DIM ) AM ) HAY SCHOOL. FIFTH AVFNUE AND SEVENTH ST. Cnn bo reached from nny of the depots on motor. Conducted by thoSlstnrsof Charity , II. V , M. TlIUMi' I'or lioard nnd tuition , einbrni-liiK till branches nf n llnlsheil niluoatlim for young Indies. * 7. " > for stmlim of tht > months , i-om- iiiunclin ; llrst .Monday In i-ontrtiubcr nnd 1'ub- ruary. respectively. Tor further piirtloulurs ml ( I res" . sisrnu sui'niuou. bt 1'rancls Academy , Council ItlulH la. COUNCIL l Galvanized Iron Cornice Works , It OUAIII , .1 SON , I'UOP'S. 1O1B nntl 1O17 BroncKvntj. Rillm.itoi furilMifM nn nil klmlt of ( InlvnnliiMt Iron furnlra WcirW. trim ItoofliiK , Mtoro Fronts iinJ Oippi'r Work Artlitlo woik ix poi'lnlty Corrm- poiuliMico soliclloil 1 rum points .WJ nillus from Conn ell nlulTsaml Oumlia. COUNCIL BLUFFS STEAM DYE WORKS , All kinds of lvolneiiidC'ciiilni ) : ! ; done Inthq highest style of the art. Paded and Malned fabrics made to look H tfood ns new lied fcuthrr- , cleaned liv stciiin In llist-el.i'-s man ner. Work pi tunpt y done and delheied In all purtsof the cmniliy S'md for price list. C. A. MAC'llAN. - - PKOl'Uir.TOK. 10KI ( { roadway , Ni'nr Norlhwes orn Depot , t'OU.NCII , Hl.UKFS , IOWA. CffllfS'STATEBANK Of Council Bluffs. CAPITAL STOCK $150,000 SURPLUS AKD PROFITS 70.000 TOfVL CAPITAL AND SURPLUS $225,000 DIIIECTOIIS I. A Miller. P. O. Olcuson , E. I , . Plinviirt , 1C. 1 , . U rt. J. I ) . Kdmiindson. Cliailcs K Ilaiinan. Translet general blinking busi ness. Iarrest capital nnd surplus of uny Lmnlc In Soiitliuesturn Iowa. INTEREST ON TIME DEfOSITS. GASllEATING STOVES. NO ASHES. NO SMOKE. .lust the thlnu for bath rooms tied rooms , eto. U til nnd see our lurtro nssoi tmcnt. C. B. Gas and lilcctric Light Co. , 211 I'onrlnndaiO Slain Street. FIRSTMTIONALBANK OF COUNCIL BLUFFS , IOWA. Pttiil Up Cnp till $100,030 Oldest nrxnulrc'it bnnk tu llio city. Kurdicn and ilonioitlc oxchiiriKO niul local Hocurlllos. Kapeolal Btlenllnn p.ilcl to cnllrctlimi. Accounti of Individ- nidi , bnnlt ) , b.iiikura nud corporations solicited. Currv'punilcnca Invltoil. ( ii : < ) . 1' . SA.S'HHtl ) , I'rrililuiit. A W. UIIIK.MAN , Cmlilor. A. T. HICi : , Assistant Cnihlor , SPECIAL NOTICES. COUNCIL BLUFFS. fllAICKN Ul'-A brown horse about 5 ycur * J- old , with black points , b.lnd In onuycur und about 5 hands hlk'b. Taken up by I'o- llrcmnn Mai tin and loft at my stable. W. A. Hayes. AOl/iAU : J4.000 louafaim to oxchiiiiKO for Omaha res deuce. Will assume small en cumbrance , Johnston ti Van 1'ntton Council IllllltB. _ TTOU SAI-n-SsTcloli pedigree light Hrali- -L1 inns for $1.00 eueh ; score IU',1 ' toW ; line birds. A so Incubator and brooder , good us new ; vei y clicap If taken at onee. Add less or eall on V. S. S\vlek. stKi Avenue 1) , or Jolm HUIIO& Co , , Council muffs. GOOD paying dairy for pain nt n great bar- CHU | I/taken ul on o. Inquire of John son & Van Patten , Kverett block. WAIsTHI ) to Trade I''lvo-room ' house , full lot In Oimilia for house and lot In Council 11 Inffi. . I ) . Brown , Ulii lliondwny. Ol.AlltVOVANTniul HVcliomotrlc , or char acter readings ; also diagnosis of dlnmuo. ncnd lock of hair for roadlnt-M by letter. Hun * bay and ovoiuriKS. Mra , M lloopur. 142 ! Avo- d no 1C , near lornnr 15th street , Council 11 1 u IT * , Terms , V'o and JI.OJ. MAGNIFICENT acre property In llve-noro tracts located : ; " , miles from postoflloo , for sale on lensonablo terms Homo line ru l- dcnco property for rent by U.iy & lloss. or Unnt Oardaa Und. with bom * * . Uf J. U. uia * , i J it , OouoeU Bluff * Wyoming. Arbonn , California , Oregon , WashitiKton and Montana. " "Do not some of the clulms dnto back a number of years I" ' Yes , Most of the claims dnto onck twenty or thirty yours , nnd some of them oven forty veurs. The claims In Nobraskn , Knnsns nnd the Dakolns nro routined inmnly to between 18(10 ( nnd 1870 , nnd to the Sioux orsomu trlbo of the creatbloux nation. " THU ItUltl-UU'H AIM. It liitoriils to Souiiru n .JiiHt HonrliiK For MM PntroiiH. When the S.in Francisco Kxiunlnor estab lished Its cluhn bureau It printed the follow ing prospectus ; Tlio Kxamlncr h\s received so many com plaints from Its subscribers Iu various locali ties on the co.ist of the dolny , extortionata clmi'Kcs niul unsatisfactory work performed for them by the varloiu ulullil HKCIIIB tlmt It tins decided to establish In WnshlnKton a bureau for the collection of nil legitimate claims nvnlnst the government or Its vnrlous dcpuitmotils. This bureau will bo In cnargo of Its Wiuhlngton corruspondutit , who tins hud much experience In tno prosecution of claims ujMltist the various departments of the unvoriiment. rjhnrtroH for scrvleos per formed by thU bureru will be nominal and designed to cover only the actual cost of the work nnd such ICKU ! services na may banocei- enry In order to properly present clulms to the heuds of the various dcp.irimonts and tha court of clnimn In the supreme court. lor i\n -il Bolillnrx btrango as It tuny appear , there are thou sands of veterans of the rebellion , who are old , weary , In linn and beyond the skill of physician or sui-goon to restore to health Many of these lire Incapacitated became of exposure or Injuries sustained In the Into war nnd yet , many of luuju aio unprovided with pousisuu ,