UST 22 , isoi. THE DAILY BEE. F.iUTOit. KVEUY MOUNING. TF.I1M8 01. ' SUIlSOI'll'TION. IlMly IIoiMwItlioiitBunday ) One Your. . .I ft ( X I.iliy nndfiiniliiy. One Vonr . low MX moiitlis . " > w Thtt-o Month- * . 2 Humlny licit. Unn Yf'ttr . "I * Hninnfny lloi * . Oni * Year . Wcukly 1lei > . Unu Year . 1 W > UlTK'r.S : Omiilm. Tlic Hue lliillcllnK. South Orimlin. corner N nnil Srttli Strnots. t'onnnll Illuiri , Pi Pearl tn-rt. Chlcnao Olllru , .il ? Clminliur ( if f'iiriiiiinro. ( Now Vork.HooinH III II mill IVTrlhiltiu Hulldlng WiiHlilimton , . * > l.l I'linrtiMinlli HI rout. All cniiiiiiiinlcalloiiM relating to news nnd editorial mutter should bo uild rusted to tlio Kdltorlnl Department. llfSINI.SS LBTTEI'9. All hiishii'ss lultoiH nnd mnlllnnTS should honflilrcssol to Tlio I'nblliililng Company , Omaha. lir.trm. chocks nnil iinstollloo orders to lie mndu payable- tlio unlurot the com pany. Tlic Bee PnWIsWng Company , Proprietors TIIK IIIK : niHMHMi. SWORN f-TATKMHNT OI' CIltUL'LATION. Mntoof NVIirnskn , I. , . County of Uouslm.BS ( Ororeo II. 1'7 iliiick. orrotnrv nf Thu Hco 1'ul Ihli'iik' t'oinimiiy , does so'i'iiinly swnar that tin * nctiml circulation of 'I'm : I'AII.V HKK for llio wruk ending August 15 , UUI. Similar. Aug. 0 Monday. Aug. in SJ.W5S Tuosdiiy , Aug. It 20.0)0 ) Wednesday. Am. 13 2ii.Mn Tlinrmliiy. Aim. 1.1 S0.5IJ I'rldny , AIIK. 14 M.I34 ButurUay , Aug. 15 \OJf Average 27,005 oronor. ii. T/.SCIIUOK. Fworn In before tin * nnil sul serltoeil In my presence thli 15th duy of AiiRiist. A. I ) . IML ) N I1. KM i , . Notnry I'ubllo. ftnleof Nubrnskn. I „ _ Cntinty of I'ouglns. f" Trorpe Ii. Trschnrk. helm : duly sworn , rtn- rnsrsnnd sn.\s that hnlsserretnrynf TIIK HEK I'olillaliliiR conipiinv. that the actual average ilally rlrciilut'on ' of Tin : DAILY UK : for the month of August , 1MK ) . 'JO.'M copies : for feptcmler. 1'tlO , 20,870 copies ; for October. It-DC. 20,7fi2 copies : for No- \ etui er. Ifli" . 12.1M coplet : f < ir iMl' , Dco'iiiber , IHO , 2,47I roplcs ; for Jannarv , IS'M 28.41ft 'njilcs ; fnr I c > l ruary , 1MI. itvllS copies : for March , lf'J'.24.ra.copies : for April , IMII. 2:1.028 : copies : for Mny , l.sni , .li.S4n copies ; for,7lino. IH'I ' , ! BII7 ) copies , July , 1811. Wil copies. OKoiidi : II. Tyt-rnvcK. Fworn to before inn nnd subscribed In mo , rresonco this J day ot Auirust , A. P. 1 1I. N P. KKIU Notary Public. TIIK SI'NPAY BII : : will contain nn in- torostin } , ' letter on old world telegraphy from Mr. Itosowntor. MINISTKU KOANof Chili exhibits rnro good Bonso in paylnp no attention whatever - ever to American ilomoenitio oritieiams of hin dilotnacy. ] MINNIAPOMS 1ms sovotitcen parks , largo and Hinall , and ten park ways or boulevard * . Minneapolis possesses some advantages over Omaha. MJ potatoes and few in a hill is an antiquated and quaint but olTectivo way of sizing up the legal attainments of the Independent candidate for justice of the Nebraska supreme court. GHAND ISLAND always makes a suc cess of annual gatherings of old soldiers , and the Nebraskan who fails to partici pate tills year will miss what promises to bo tlio best of a series of excellent reunions. A DKCISIVK battle is again said to bo Imminent in Chili but what Is the use of worrying about a contest between such peerless porvarlcators. After the battle , if it over occurs , the victory will bo claimed by both sides unless ono side is annihilated. SECitnTAur JOIIKSON and Calamity Bill Doch have probably buried the hatchet with the hilt down and the handle still within reach , though it hardly seems possible that either will" have any disposition to blow the horn for its resurrection. BUICKMKK in Omaha who consider tholr prices un remuneratively low owing to a lack in building enterprises may possibly bo comforted in tlio thought that Denver manufacturers soil brick at 81 per 1,000 at the kilns , a reduction in price of 50 per cent within a year. Tun fart that Jay Burrows admitted before tlio state board of transportation that personally his Ignorance of railway rates is as dense as that of a Hottentot must not bo taken its evidence that the people generally are so illy versed in a matter wi directly affecting their welfare. AFTKU the reunion comes the state fair , and the state fair will bo the great est show of Nebraska products over i made , for the very good rcrison that Nebraska never before had so many products to show or so much excellence in quantity and quality from which to select samples. INASMUCH as the democrats of Iowa nominated their entire ticket from coun ties skirting the eastern border of the state , It is only fair to suggest that they depend upon these counties for votes. The republican ticket recognizes every puntlon of tlio great state , fairly distrib uting the honors. FOSTKU , the St. Joseph weather prophet , Is the last resort of the calam ity crowd , lie predicts killing frosts nbout the middle of September and on his prognostications hang all the hopes of the Hhrleklng orators who are insist ing that the western farmers are on the verge of blue ruin. A dying man will grasp at a straw. OIIKOON has a board of rallrona com- inissionerH that dares to reduce local freight rates on roads In that state. Without regard to the merits of the action taken In the "Wobfoot state , every Nebraska republican wishes that the Nebraska hoai d of transportation had nerve enough either to reduce the rates or explain frankly and fully why there should bo no reduction. TIIK Virginia alliance Is seeking the defeat of Senator Daniel , while the Ohio alliance announces I la desire for the Bcnlp of Senator Sherman. If thoalllanco euvcccds in both cases two ot the ablest loaders of the two great parties will bo retired to private life. It would bo a genuine misfortune to the two states nnd the country to lose John Sherman nnd John W. Daniel from the American senate. It woulU be n crushing humili- ntlon to Americans should tholr places be Dlled by two more Poffora. t'on nunoi'K. In his eloquent address at the hoard of trmlo banquet Hon. John U Webster said : "Tho demand will BOOH come from Europe for a substitute for flour , ntauch prices that the poor can buy. We point to out rich corn holt as the land that can produce this substitute.1' If the esti mates of the deficiency of wheat , and rye In Europe are verified at the completion of the hill-vest , and there appears no rea son to doubt that they will be , there will certainly bo u very muuh larger Eurmmtin demand for American coin than over before , In the presence of threatening starvation , oven now the outlook for millions of people , the prejudice against the use of corn as bread will give way. Tlio hungry tnasscrt of Kttrope , too poor to buy wheat Hour in fcuillcicnt quantities to satisfy their wants and unable to procure rye broml , will reject the ridiculous idea that corn is unlit , for human food. They will take It as a mat ter of necessity ami will learn to cat It , and when they have done this there will bo created a largo and growing demand for this coreal. As lias boon slated heretofore , the efforts thus made to Introduce corn Into Huropo as food for the people have not been encouragingly successful , It is nuilo possible that these have not been so thorough as could bo desired. A comprehensive plan was outlined for presenting at the last Paris exposition the claims of.corn to the popular atten tion , but it was not carried out , as the design contemplated , and consequently the immediate results did not repay the labor and outlay involved in the under taking. Possibly the way was opened to future good results which the present crop Hitiintion abroad will hasten. Prog ress has been made within the past year or two in extending the use of corn in Great Brituin , but It iisis boon slow. It cannot fail to bo hastened by Iho oxisl- ing conditions. Some Iwo years ago Iho suggoslion was made that the states of the corn bolt unite in making a grand exhibit , or perhaps more than ono , of that cereal In Europe , in which the many methods of preparing corn _ for food could bo shown and foreign cooks instructed in them. Such an exhibit in London and another in Paris or Berlin , where all the forms of corn bread , cakes , rolls and oilier palatable and nutritrious dishes to bo iniiuo of corn could bo supplied , would undoubtedly have a mosl bene ficial result in educating Europeans to a taato for corn and overcoming the prejudice against that cereal. It is to bo admitled that such a scheme may appear tit first lliought to bo somewhat impracticable , but it cannot bo said thai it is absolutely incapable of accomplish ment. Tlio chief dilllculty , and per haps the only ono at all serious , would bo to bocuro united aclion by the great corn-producing states , but this ought to bo attainable. At any rate , existing conditions seem to give peculiar value and force to the suggestion. The United Stales will have Iho largest yield of corn Ihis year in its history. Europe will wanl broad and there will not bo wheat and rye enough to supply the demand. The only substitute is corn. There has never before fore been so good an opportunity to demonstrate the merits of that grain as humnn food , nnd it should bo improved to the lasting benefit of both consumers and producers. iw iriiucirr WITH CANADA. Within two months commissioners representing the Canadian government will bo in Washington for the purp'oso of negotiating a treaty of reciprocity be tween llio Uniled Slates and Canada. It appears that the British minister at Washington has not been idle regarding this matter , but has boon anxiously en deavoring to arrange a basis of "negotia tion with Mr. Blalno , it is said with in different success. According to a report sent from Washington to the capital of the Dominion , the only encouragement the British minis- lor has received from Secretary Blaine is contained in the remark : "Well , lot Canada fttalo how far she is willing lo go and wo will consider the matter. " There is no reason why the minister should have expected anything more definite or encouraging than this. It will bo remembered that tlio late premier of Canada was guilty of a gross iironch of confidence in connection with the initiatory steps in the proposed negotiations in allowing a public disclosure of correspondence in tended to bo confidential between the Lwo governments , and also that tlio lory loaders misrepresented what had taken place. In view of the = o oircumstanccb Hie president and secretary of state would show little regard for Iho dtgnilv of thu government if they again put themselves in a position where eon- idencu might be violated and they mis- rojircFonted , and il is entirely proper thai they wait for the Canadian govern- nenl lo submit its proposnlp. If reports are trustworthy , the pres ent premier is really anxious to ellect some bert of reciprocity arrangement. [ t is said that ho recently gent a leading conservative politician to Washington charged with the duly of repairing Iho lamago that had boon allowed to bo done by his predecessor , and to sccuro nlluonce believed to have some potency for promoting reciprocity negotiations , nit Gil is not stated that there have boon any satisfactory results from this mission. It is also at- lounccd that the present Dominion government - ornmont Is disposed to go somewhat 'arlhor than its original programme of cciprocity , which contemplated little nero than the free exchange of natural products , but It would exclude from any ilttn articles Imported into Canada in argo quantities from England. It is itirdly to bo doubted thai adherence lo , hls would prove a serious and per- : iaps insuperable obstacle to negotia tions. But it is evident that the sonllmenl of the present Dominion gov ernment in this matter Is much more liberal than that of Its predecessor , and If It ho true thai II will propose equal privileges to American and Canadian grain laden vessels passing down the St. Lawrence canals , and oiler to Ameri can iishormon free access to Canadian waters , there may bo developed In this country n much ttrongor nnd moro gen- ' oral sonllmnnt than now exist * In favor of reciprocity with C'nnnda , Omaha will have- occasion to remem ber August " 0 , 1801 , as n land mark In her career of greatness. It marks the auspicious beginning of nn enterprise which promises JM-O.U results to her business IntorostIl was distinguished by n most important event the birth of a great grain market. Some of the doubters may desplso the beginning because it seems small , per haps in tholr eyes insignificant , but il Is a beginning and no enterprise can become - como great without a beginning. It Is worth something to Iho business interests - ests of Omaha lo have a cantor where trading in farm products is posssiblo. it is worth a great deal moro to concentrate the grain and commission men in a sin gle building and Interest thorn in a sin gle direction. It is worth everything in the beginning lo have an open board where dealers al home and from abroad may moot for Iradu. No oilizon of Omaha or member of Iho board of trade imagines for u moment that a fiat grain market is possible. livery reader knows that n commercial center cannot bo created by a resolution of a business organization. A market cannot bo created hero until public warehouses , private elevators , ( louring and cereal mills and mall houses arc opened. Wo cannot buy and s-oll grain in Omaha as the dealers and speculators buy and sell in other markets until wo provide for the storage , consump tion nnd roshipmcnl of grain al Ihis point. Our grain dealers can however , pending the development of these elements of a market , buy and sell on the Omaha board for the Chicago and St. Louis markcls , and this is no small business. Il is necessarily the begin ning , and llio success attending dealings of this character will effect the future of Omaha as a grain center very mate rially. It is for tlio future especially thai wo all congratulate ourselves upon the present outlook , because a successful open board now means n great grain business in the not verv distantfuture. . CLAKIC WOODMAN , wlioso untimely death is reported from Chicago , was a man whom most people in Omaha know either personally or by reputation. lie has been a prominent figure in b.isincss circles in Ihis cily for nearly a quartet * of a century. Here he built up a largo fortune , in tlio making of which ho also contributed to the growth of Omaha. Ho \\as a loyal man to his friends and busi ness associates , a skilful manager of largo interests , domestic in his tastes and practical in'his ideas upon all sub jects. Ho possessed and deserved tlio respect and confidence of Iho commun ity , and his death comes as a personal grief to business and social circles in the city. His lovelv homo in West End and hjs mammoth linseed oil works on North Seventeenth street are the most con spicuous monuments to his enterprise and successful career , but Ihoro are also charities and contributions to public movements which have never been her alded , but are gratefully remembered. His bereaved widow will have the sym pathy of this entire city in her over whelming sorrow. No enterprise promises bettor returns in Omaha louay than the organization of a grain elevator company which shall operate under the now warehouse law and receive grain for storatro upon which warehouse receipts are to bo is sued to bo used as collateral for advances upon the stored grain. The profits of such a company would bo remunerative nnd it would groatlv assist in develop ing a local market for/Nobraska grain. The same company under another or Iho same namp could also advance money upon Iheso receipts and so real ize storage fees in Iho elevator or ware house and interest upon the money loaned. The security would not only bo absolutely perfect but the company en gaged in the business would bo in con trol of that , security as well as Iho re ceipts issued against it. For a safe bus iness venture there is nothing open to Omaha capital superior lo ono .of Iho character above described. CITY is rejoicing over the conclusion of negotiations whereby a $2,0(10,000 ( cotton mill , to employ 2,000 hands , is secured. A bonus of 110 acres of land is the inducement which the Anglo-American milling company se cures by establishing a plant at tlio mouth of the Kaw. Omaha is not situ ated within easy roach of the cotton bolt and may not expect a cotton factory , but she is tlio center of what will soon bo the greatest sugar beet region in America and ought to bestir herself to secure a beet sugar factory and re Query repre senting an investment of S2,000"oOO. It would employ moro than two thousand peoplo. - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ TEST and Llvoringhouso are still pullIng - Ing away at llio public udder while Governor Thayer holds Iho cow by the horns and Attorney Dnrnull keeps her , tail from annoying Iho milkers. The animal is in Iho stocks and cannel kick , having been so placed by order of llio governor , and she cannot escupo so long as ho hangs to her head and horns. Nobody knows when ho will lot go or whether or not anything will bo loft when ho docs. "A CIOOD honest lawyer perfectly free from the tulnl of corporation a 11111- aliens" is Iho style of man Senalor Man- dorson says il is necessary for repub licans to nominate for associate justice of the supreme oourt in order to make sure of his oloclion. The senator has been away from homo a good deal for a year or two but lie evidently appre hends thu situation in Nebraska very accurately. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Gi < : mRA : I , E F. TE.ST need not blush when wo say ho l.s making a mngnillconl light for the Iowa republicans in his rejuvenated and roinvlgoratod Council Blulfs jNluiijxtrciJ. Tim fact is that our neighboring contemporary is pouring the hotlost shot Into the ranks of the enemy at vcry"&hort range and with tel lingly fatal a ( Toot. THU board of county commissioners appears lo bo absolutely Indlfforont to its duty In connection with thu two-mile limit saloons and the county treasury Is short anywltyrj ) from $10,000 lo $20,000 on Hint account. There should bo some way to force'ibllc \ olllemls 10 perform their plain ( fpjjoa. WHAT wnti'lUo ttso of buying i whole square for tti"lodarnl | building if only half of itlstO'bo ' tisodi1 The building and grounds tontld bo more attractive if the postofllco was set back far enough from the slroots to permit parking at each cornnr rff ho sqinroor on both the Sixteenth anil Seventeenth strcol frotils. Tin : poculfai'1 financial methods of the board of county commissioners hnvo thrown the special committee of Iho Ucal Estalo Owners' association Into a brown study. The deeper Insight they obtain Inlo Iho inlrlcaclcs of county government llio moro peculiarities they discover. Tun patent right men were knocked out on smoke consumers and electric In dicators for llio cily null , but this does not dolor the enterprising gentlemen who make Australian ballot booths from pushing their contrivances for all they arj worth and perhaps n good deal moro. C'OUONKU llAitlUOAN continues in business at the old stand , but it is ob served that lie is less ostontalious and probably nol so enterprising. Never- less , while investigations are the order of the day , an inquest should bo hold upon his ollico among the rest. MA YOU CUSHINO appears lo bo deter mined that the board of public works shall bo entirely in the hands of demo crats. Perhaps if ho would offer the Council the name of an honest and capa ble republican , confirmation would fol low without controversy. TIIK Nebraska senators have indicat ed to Secretary Rusk their wish that Omaha shall bo made a local forecast station. Uncle Jerry knows whore Omaha is situated and cannot question cho merits of her claims for Ihis distinc tion. Soju : comment was occasioned at the board of trade banquet by the fact that although two members of the state board of transportation spoke briefly , neither referred to the questions of rail way freight rates. CITIZKNS of Omaha are not particular who becomes deputy city clerk so long as'ho is competent and honest and will refrain irom contracting for cily work and standing in with city contractors. Tin : idea of 'Mr. ' Popplelon of the board of education that an economical management pf school funds would save tlio city largo sums of money is ono well worth considqvotion. SOUTH Thirteenth street and the in cidents attendant upon its improvement will bo an intqrcsting topic of discussion along about election timo. PUBLIC business drags because llio various branchesof , Iho cily government are not in harmony. The Old Mui : Wan Suspicions. .AdjiusAa WA'eiw. ( | . Van Wyck mndo , the independents yell three times that ha w.-w" standing under the American flag before ho would make a speech ot Hustings. Tariff Advantages. lllntr-nemnrral. The farmers of the western states are sending to Washington for statistics ot all kinds , nnd they are certain , therefore , to ascertain that the now tariff law is operating decidedly to their advantage. Holies of tlio Fathers , Cliicngn ticw * . There has boon exhumed in Pennsylvania nn uncanny monster with a mouth llko nn nllipator's , containing enormous fangs. It Is supposed to bo the ancestral prototype of the hungry Pennsylvania oflleo hunter. Soil-Support i mj. Clnelnnnlt CmniMictiil. The two old Iowa farmers who recently on- gaped in a six-day corn working match uro ascertained to bo republicans. They are not the kind of men who , believe in impracticable schemes for making the government support them. It IK Kpicloinio. J > cnver Iteimlillcim. If the bonrd of pnulle worlts cannel make any progress in puMlu Improvements the members should resign in order that their salanoiat least may bo saved. If they moan to stick they should imico up Immediately mul push things. Duviil nnd lioiijainin. Kcw Yin Is Heeniilcr. Governor Uavlil U. Hill's conlial Invitation to President Harrison to spend a night with him in the executive mansion is nn act of courtesy which every citizen of Now York will commend. How Interesting It would bo to hear IScnJamla ana DavlU discuss the next presidential election. A' ore 1'owor to Ills .Taw. Ktui 1'infc It'uild. Prof. FdrboV paper on "A Bacterial Dis ease of the Chinch Him" might have n moro hllarinus title , but there Is lots of fun in the paper for nil but the bug. It tolls how the chinch cats up the \yhout and how a most nmiabln tiactoroldMiJs boon discovered which catsup the ohiucU.-Moro power to Itsjawt An All-ltoiiml ( > oed lcnrei"lt imMfnui. It Is a peed thlngthat the stiiko In the Omnha smelter ismtjui end. It is good for the men , fnr the intuiting company and for the city of OmntiK . No ono has sull'eicd muuh in conacquu'iico ' of the btriKo , nnd the best of feeling scorn ? to prevail. By recon ciling their ditfergioj both sides have shown gtod soiiso. O\or-t onllifliaito ol'Olil Hi / > ' ( ren ) Governor Campbell says the democratic farmers In the state > of Ohio nro well satls- 3ed with the reoorlliof the domooriitlo party. llu U willtm ; to eoncodo that a largo section of the republican farmers will not vo > o for Mujor McKInley , as tlioy' tie not behove In his tariff law. Major Molvlnly says the re publicans are united and harmonious and that the republican farmer * were never moro enthusiastic in thu.causo of protection. Ho , lllto ( iovornor Campbell , detects several breaks in the ranks of the bnK | > sltlon , nnd H led to bellovu that a laru'o suction of the Ohio democrats will repudiate Canipboli and his low tariff nlatfortiu Such conflicting claims nro not uncommon In n political campaign , but U will btiiUo tbo publlullmt USD Olilo leadnrs are Ignoring a very Important factor la the npwoachlnij campaign. The loaders of the party llmt upict tlio politics of Kansas , Nebraska , Mln- nutiota , South Carolina and South Dakota cannot bo scared oft by tbo cry of Incon slstency. _ ; iAt'Mro.v'.s n tm.KriM.n , Now York World llonnlngton wni not n big battle , but Now Orlo.un , lluona Vlstn nnd Gettysburg have not objcurod It , never- Iholrss. Philadelphia Kocord : The celebration n Honnlngton is the lint of n series of thirty ono stnlo contenailes that will occur at Inter vals during the next 100 years. Kentucky followed Vermont Into the union within less than n year , and Tcnncssco was ndnutlci nvo years later. Washington Post : The dedication of the battle monument at Hcnnlnglon was nn oc casion of unusual nnd Impressive Interest liululitoncil by the presence of the president of the Unlte'd States , the governors of sov cral Btato.s , others rromlnent in public life and a gtnnd outpouring of the Green Moun tain yeomanry , worthy doscondunta of a sturdy nnd heroic ancestry. IJonver Sun. Perchance if there had beet no Uontilngton there would have been no SnmioKii ; If there had been no Saratoga there might have been no YorUtown.Am If there bad been no York town , there would bavo been no American republic , bo as the sons of Vermont gather today to commcmor ate tbo deeds of these who fought so well 111 years ngo , they can well feel that tlioy nro commemorating accomplishments that hnvo been a marvelous inlluonco In the making of history. Now York Morning Advertiser1 John btnrk , who led nnd won the battle of Dcn- nlngton , before beginning the attack issued this brief proclmnntion : "Thoro they nro boys ; wo bent them today , or Molly Stark's a widow. " That was enough : the boys went In nnd boat Uurgoyno out of his boots. Thai makes ono memorable Molly. The scconi nno of the revolution was the famous Mol Pitcher , who , in the battle of Monmouth. when the gtinncn ran .short of wadding , tore off her flannel petticoat nnd It speedily bo ciiino what tno moJurn Clmutnuquans wouli style divided skirt. Of coarje , this partial denudation wes In the heat of battle , but if the exigencies of thu ileht had demanded , no doubt tbo patriotic and Impulsive Molly would have been ono moro Stark. : xj' cox rixr Kearney Hub : The Independents are first In the political Held , but then the race is not always for the swift. The early start doesn't count. Nebraska City Press : To see Paul Van- dervoort moving nbout and participating in nn independent convention is enough to make n Uocllln granite cornerstone shed briny tears of woo. Boatilco Express : Wanted -Ono thousand mon who nro not afraid to see mo dlo. .lay llurrows. Hero wo nro , echoes from a hun dred Independent county conventions throughout Nebraska. Lincoln Call : The ticket nominated Is not n strong ono. Mr. Edgcrton , the nominee for Judpo , is popular with his party , but hols not n lawyer of the ability usually selected for the highest judicial position in tbo state. It is doubtful if ho will poll the party vote of a year ngo. Fremont Tribune : Edgorton nnd D'Alle- ' inand , independent nominees for judge and regent of the university , were candidates on the defunct t.cket last fall for attorney gen eral nnd state superintendent , respectively. After being knocked out again this year , what will they run for next ? Fairmont Signal : The independent slate convention was a living illustration of in- grntitudo and hossism. Burrows and his faction had the swing and , us a natural con sequence , they must ube it to down Van Wyck. The old general has done moro for ttio cause of independence than Burrows has , would or could do , yet ho was plainly snubbed. Nebraska City News : Joe Walter Edger ton , the lawyer who was nominated for supreme premo judge on the independent ticket , has a hoodoo on him somewhere. He has been in politics over since ho w s a boy nnd has never boon elected to an ouico by the. people , although ho has been a candidate on several occasions. The only positions bo ever hold ho was appointed to. Ho will realize that ' the boodoo'Is still on him after the votes have been counted this fall. Denver Sun : vThat Ilthozraph has been drinking , " runmrUrd the clruiis bill poster as u "tlirnu-slifotn" was blown from his hamls nnd u | ) tliestrfot. , "How do you make that out ? " Inquired his assistant. "It's shoots In the ' " thruo wind. Isn't It ? Pllpgondo Hlatter : "And what Is the tre ble ? " the ynitm ; wlfo inquired of the phlsiclan. "Well , I don't think the oiiso Is leally bad enough for a hoason at iho-.scnHlinro. I think a curu may bo ellucied by the judicious appli cation of u nice summer hat. " Washington Star : "I would llko to bo In a country where slaves are employed to do nothing but fan you and br n ' yon Ice water. " "Oh , yus. " said .Mrs. Do 1'orquo , "you infer to the coolies , don't you ? " Munsoy's WooUly : "Am I fond of hlph art ? " said Hon. I'ncklnptnn Larder of Chicago. "Well , I should say I was ! Why there's over two dozen plcunes In my house that roucli from thu Hour to the celling ! " Detroit Krco Press : "Wise men hesitate : only fools are certain , " remarked u Alontc.ilm street man to his wlfou few evenings ago when she was arzumi ; a point with him , "I dim'l know about tbat , " she said testily. "Wull , I'm certain of It , " ho ropllml so em phatically that she laughed In his face , and lie has l.ucn wondering ever since what she thought was so funny about It. FOII TIIK OI.I ) DAYS. \\'tilitnU \ \ n S'lir , How often comes the .silent sizh Kor days of lung npo , When all was brighter to the eye 'Nuath youth's rovlvlne plow ! When birds made music In the trees , lluslde tin ) sylvan fount ; When nntnio ( nly strove to please , And dollars didn't count. New York Herald : ' How was tlio surf this morning'/ " "Oh. purfuctly lovely , " said tlio K. O. "I .hlnK 1 must have been In live boms If I was n a mlmitu and I cnjnyc'd every bit ( if It , t \ - cuplonuo when I swallowed a half a dozen waves. " Now YnrlvDWeokly : .Mrs. ( iruinps This Is juuir. Hero is the name of your fi lend , John I. .llngles. ninang tlio arilvals at Nu\vport. 1 .bought ho was dead. Mr. Ciiiuups Noj only married. Hrooklyn Ufo : Count. Hpaphottl Wlll-a you not-ii let-a'mo hnvuono look-a your hair ? Miss Nonaonso Certainly , count. Cut It yourself. The count ( absent mlmlodly ) Shampoo ? "I kissed bur ; why thosn poutlnt : lips ? 1 klssi-il hoi only once , If fault II was , 'twas small Indeed. " Ah , poor , short sighted dunuo Who cannot KCO ulie pouts because Vuti only kissed hur once. - Ho Idssod her ; a shock llkn the burst of a mine Unsullied his head and thrilled down through his spine. lo felt of hla.In , and liu vowel In bis pain lu would ne'er kiss that muscular muldon again. Illngbainton Republican : The nss has ilways boon accepted as an emblem of Im- joi'lilty. but It must be admitted that the inlm.ll hasgieut biiiy-u power. A HKLI.K IX TK.lllX. Iliuar. He's gene I heard the front door shutting His voice no more , his glunco no moral How could I suy 1 did not love lilml I didn't know I did before ! I like his solemn , courteous manner , That makes belluvo my word Is law ; I like him that , of all my suitors , He's absolutely without Haw 1 Of course , wo'ro sure to meol tomorrow The four-in-hand ; tbo dinner , too , 1 feel liUu crying. Can I tell him. " Ho to I" "My answer was u you For ho would clmnpo his love to scorning ; , iiU trust to mUcriiulu doubt ; f 1 could so dissemble loving , Ho'd say there's nothing I'd not flout. So I wilt weep for hours nnd hours , And palo and fade till I mil dead ! . . . . "Pardon I came buck to what , crying ! Ujarojt , you don't ino.iu what you said I "OH , call mo n fool but tbon , your oycs , dear , Were turned away how could I tell I Theirs is tno language that 1 study ; They never would have said farewell ! "And now they weep , they nro HO true , dear Your Ilp urii lavuly , but In fact- It U thoiu lip * that mnko It urgent For mo tu hav u world of tact I" < T/I/K K.I.VIM T/M.V OI/K.V. The now form of homo rule for Ireland , ns defined by the hill framed by the Homo Hula union , gives the Irish leglslnturo , which Is called a "parliament , " the control of Internal trndo nnd the power of endowing secular edu cation. It also loaves the Irish parliament at liberty to deal with too land as It pleases , Instead of rnsorvlng tlio ngrannn question to the Imperial assembly nt Westminster. Hut it Is la the machinery for preserving the public po.ico that the most dcoislvo clmngo U made. The Irish parliament may take over the Dublin Metropolitan police nt once ln stead of uftor an Interval of two years , and If Is empowered to 'Millrcly disband tno con stabulary In ilvo years , while on fourteen days' notlco a corps may bo discharged In nny district in which the Dublin executive can sot up nn cfllclont substitute. Again , al though the old members of the Judiciary nro to keep tholr olllccs , nil the resident magis trates may bo dismissed nt tbo bidding of the Irish parliament. There nro to bo no peers , but the members of the upper house , or sen ate , nro to bo elected on u property franchise , lliosennto'.s powers are by no moans co-or- dlnato , for any of Its vetoes can bo over ridden by the lower house upon tlio lapse of a year after n general election. There Is no doubt that the Home Hulo union bill would have suppressed thu second chamber alto gether but for the apprehension that lu the absence of such n body the imperial parlia ment might fool Justified In actively exorcis ing n vote on Irish legislation. As regards the unmoor of Irish members to bo retained at Westminster , no clmngo In the present quota Is mndo by Iho proposed bill. Lord Salisbury , on the other hand , has lately expressed a conviction that the repre sentation of Ireland should bo reduced pro portionality to her population. And Mr. Gladstone has several times Indicated an opinion that fewer than 10.1 Irish members would sufllco at Westminster after the estab lishment of a parliament in Dublin. The authors of the now scheme retain the IrNh members In tbo full strength fixed by thu act of union , with the nvowoJ object of guaran teeing Ireland under the now regime against coercive Interference on the part of the Im perial parliament. There Is no doubt that this bill will bo incomparably moro accept able to Irish nationalists than was that of IS'SG. It Is hard to see bow oven Mr. Pnruoll , although ho Is now a predetermined critic of Gladstonlau measures , could find fault with It. It elves to the Irish legislature the con trol 61 the resident magistracy , the power of dealing with Internal trade and of endowing secular education , the control ot the constab ulary and of the land. The Chinese emperor has Issued a decree guaranteeing protection in China to foreign missionaries , whoso function is already rec ognized by treaty , and in this document reference - eronco Is made to the "powerful outlaws" who are stirring up discord among the na tives. Governors of provinces are bidden to arrest the rioters nnd quell local disorders. The Tno-Plng rebellion , that lasted fourteen years and was suppressed only by French and English intervention , originated with a man of humble origin. The present outbreak is said to be devised by no loss n person than the famous Ll Hung Chang , whom General Grant coupled with Bismarck as the greatest men ho bad mot in his journey around the world. This grcal ofllcor , who is viceroy of Potcbili , is a kinsman of the admiral of thu fleet ami the viceroy of Canton , and tils adherents In all parts of the empire are numerous and powerful. Ho owes his hor.ors entirely to the dynasty hu Is said to be now soaking to overthrow , nnd his ago and physical feeble ness almost preclude the irtoa of his leader ship of n popular rebellion that would endan ger his present powers and possessions with no sccuro promise of ultimate uggratidi/o- mcnt. As nn accomplished commentator has suggested , ho is elevated nbovo the sphuro of ordinary ambition , and Is bound by the strongest tics to the throne. That tbcro Is some potent Influence at work In fostering this rebellion cannot , however , bo ques tioned. It is aided by many secret societies , of long standing in China , nnd notably by tbo Koagwuoi , nn nsbociatlon that enlists people of all ranks , from governors of prov inces to discharged soldiers , in embroiling the present government with foreign nations and so Improving the opportunities for suc cessful revolt. The Kolagwhni's work Is clearly dlscornablo in the outrages in the Yamr-tso-Kidtig region , whora long drouths have destroyed the crops nnd tno surviving remnants or tno starved population nro ready tor any excess. The prompt action of the French naval commander at Kiuklnng and the presence of European war ships at other open ports have apparonty prevented further attacks on resident , whites , and the reinforcement of the American Aslfttlc squadron oilers an additional safeguard to Americans. It Is notaolo that LI Hung Chang has so far offered no open opposition to the Insurgents. * * * That Htissia has ground for nor supreme sclf-roliunro nnd is at least as independent of external support or friendship as any other juropeun country is manifest from the events of this.year. Gathering In her outly- ng financial resources , shosoominglv invited conflict with the money kings of financial centers destined to ho disastrous to herself , tlut , not such was the result. The great exchanges - changes were affected nnd values shaken , wliilo the vast resources of the east ern emplro cnablod her to go on as undisturbed us If she were first among creditor countries Instead of u debtor. Fol- owing the sharp financial movement , al once a warning nnd a punishment to her oppon ents , comes the grain o-Jict , which keeps a euding food staple within her own borders ind causing Instant Buffering and ombnrrass- ncnt to Germany , her chlof customer and lourost military rival. The rye eating ( Jor- nan masses are troubled nnd no hut in the smallest hamlet of Khinoland falls to reall/.o low heavy Is the hand and how long the arm of the great whlto czar. In contemplating irnbublo war other countries may find them selves lacking In food stores , but self-sus taining Kimm can pile them up ul will. l-'OVK FlXUKHb / ' Chicago Post : The Kusnlnn rye question appears to bo qulto as tangling us the Ken- uelty rye question , Now York World : Russia has well onrnod ho unpleasant reputation of a boar in gov ernment and n bull in grain. Noxvnrk News : Austria and Germany iavo boon making rye faces nt Uussla , but ft don't make a grain of difTcronco to the czar. Kansas Clt.v Times : The St , Petersburg tory that tno cmt was not In favor of the rye uknso must bo taken with a largo quan- Ityofsalt. If there is any ono man In the vorlcl who has his own way lu the mutters of lollov the KuBHlun autocrat Is ho. COULD NOT PREVENT IT , r Marringo of a Lincoln Couple Surrounded by Dillioulties , LICENSE STOLEN BY THE BRIDE'S ' SON , & Tlmli' I'riivlniir * ICviiorliMiou III tlio Matrimonial Itlno , HVIMI lit tliu of IjllV , Did Not liotci * 'J liriii. LINCOLN' , Neb. , Aug. 21. [ Special to Tun Hti : : . 1 A notable wedding occurroit n few minutes before midnight last night. George- * W. Cox , ngcd llfty-ono , was the groom , and k Mrs. Carollnu A. 1'asboy , nged forty-seven , was the brlilo. Mr. Cox's Hrst wlfo was about a month 111:0 laid uiulcr the sod. Mrs. ' ' luisbaud killed about I'asboy's was live months n o whllu nttoinptliif ; to cross ttio t railroad tracks In front of a train. Yostutxlay the bereaved widow and widow er decided to not married mid Mr. Cox secured - cured n llcouso permitting the union. As Justice llrown was strolling down town last evening ho was mot by Cox , who told him to moot lit ID at the corner of Ninth and 1 * a fuw minutes later , as ho wished tlio Jud'o ( to marry him to Mrs. 1'asbuy , who runs a lunch nnd fruit .stand near thai placo. llio Jtidt-'o mot Cox at that place and the two wont to the homo of the prospective brldo. When they arrived thorothov were mot by tlio tearful woman , wlio told how her son , who bad learnud of the proposed innrrlnini only n few minutes before , had Jerked thu llcouso out of her hand and made off with It. Tlio blushing brldo asked if tlio marrlnuo could not KO on Just the same. Tnojudfio declared that ho would have to see the neces sary papers , but suggested that If the groom would hunt up County Judge Stewart that otllclul might Isstio a now license. The Judco was hunted up , but ho broke the news irontly to Cox that ho , , would have to pay for the extra license. This \ broke Cox's ' heart , although the llcouso was ' ottered at a reduction slnco ho was an old soldier. Meanwhile Judge llrown strnyod up town again. Cox , however , was determined to get married. Ho hunted up Olllcer JJob Malonc , told how his bnuo bad been robbed of the marrlago license and enlisted the sympathies of ttiat ofllcer. Maiono hunted the son up , got the llcenso from him nnd toturned It to the mother. Shortly before midnighl JuJgu Drown wan awakened by the happy pair and they were made one and sent away happy. ACT Or A IIIIUTAI. SOX. Carl Kramer , an old fanner living south west of the city , hi : < > caused the arrest of Ins son John for giving him a severe beating. The young man who Is n stalwart , lirutal looking fellow of nbout twenty-three , was taken before Justice l < 'ox worthy nnd was put under $100 bonds to appear for trial next ' Monday. Young Kramer Is the saino .voting i 3 follow who was arrested a few months ngo i i for attempting to cut his father's ' heart out s % _ ! - ' . with a butcher knife. I IIA3KIIU LISTS IV A SCIiU'K. Ex-Dotectlvo Jim Maiono had a few angry words with Messrs. Stearns , Wilson nnd Pickott , three tnombors of the Kansas City i ball club , nbout II o'clock last night in a sa loon on Eleventh nnd I ? streets. Thotroublo had started n few weeks since over the base- ballUts' taking a hack without permission nnd making a round of questionable resorts. They were arrested for this nnd swore vengeance. Last night tlio basoballistn mot Ofllcers Maiono and Harry and gnvo thorn a tongue lushing. A short tlmo after wards Malone renewed hostilities and as a result iv.is struck over the head with a cnno by Stearns. Mnlono drew a revolver nnd llred twice , but whether to kill or to scare is not known , At any rate the baseballists lied. No arrests were malo. Earlier i i the evening these same baso- ballists narrowly escaped being snot for seiz ing the bridle of a horseman going by the Capital hotel. The Kansai City fellows were on a spree. arv roil HOT si-iuxo" . A jolly party consisting of the following ladles and gentlemen loft this afternoon for Hot Springs. S. U. : Hon. Hen S. Cowdry , Mrs. T. H , Benton , Mrs. M. 13. Wnoolor , Mrs. Richard O'Neill , Mrs. Thomas Ulirgi , Miss Aitkin and Miss Mu-fglo English. The party will not return for nbout two weeks , WIM , MUNTIOV SO NAMI'S. The secretaries of the state board of health strenuously refuse to divulge the names of nnv practitioners who will bo refused certifi cates. They say that they will glvo the names out In one batch after tbo credentials of all the physicians in the state have been considered. The secretaries deolaro that the certificates will bo granted or refused on the credentials alono. Simply because a physl - clan violates the unwritten uknso of not ad.S vortising the secretaries declare that ho will not bo excluded. KATiir.it ntnit. The city council has decided that it will take over $118,000 to run the city of Linco'n , another year. As the assessed valuation of the city is about , ? 0OJO,000 this will mnlco ' levy of'about 7 cents on the dollar , compared with 40 mills last year. " " * Hi : IS A LITTLi : IT.CULl.llt , iMiccntria Acts \ \ Iiiuli Canned a 1 < > . > illlonali'o's Incarceration. Cui'i'At.o , N. Y. , Aug. SI. A commission was appointed lieru yesterday to uxnmlno Into the sanity of Jamas Dougherty a million aire real ostuto dialer. Two years ago his wife died. Almost from the moment of her death ho became il lunatic. While she was dead and awaiting burial ho sent for n plumber and ordered natural gas put. Into his house , saying that on such nn occasion cus < light always should bo used. A few weeks later ho painted his handsome threo-story house black with tar. Ho has repented this operation otico every two or three weeks sltll'O. Loss than a month after his wlfo's death ho bought n ioat and with It Instituted u .search fur a new wlfo. Ho Insisted on brlngim ; the uont into parlors and dining-rooms nnd re quired that It .ihould have ovcry privilege hn enloyed. Mr. Dougherty's unsuccessful search for n bride revealed to him tbat white picture frames were In fashion , and thereupon pur chased n brush nnd whitewash and daubed everything whitu In his house , from the par lor furnltuiu lo the kitchen range. Last week ho advertised for sale a hand- so.no loam. A stranger bargained and bought the horses , giving In payment n chock. The paper has been found to bu worthless. Dougherty , on belli ) ; told this , toio it in two nnd burned it. The stranger cannot bo found. Dougherty was arrested on Wednesday ns an insane parson and Is now In the state Insane - sane asylum Auk tor Louisvti.i.E , ICy. , Aug. 21. Suit has boon brought hero on behalf of Clayton Woodman of Illinois , for the nnpolutmontof n receiver for the Kentucky wheel stock company. The companv is Insolvent. Woodman and other stockholders are creditors of the company to thu extent of 15,000 , and they fear they maybe bo heavy losors. Uluh Haul l > y Train IColihiirH. ATI.ANIM , Ga. , Aug. 'Jl. Tlio algbt express train from Macon last night was hold up at Collins by throe masked men nnd the express t safe was robbed of $ r.lXX ) ) . ] The express company ofllclals suy that only ? JfiOO , was talton by thu robber * . Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report