Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, July 18, 1891, Part II, Page 9, Image 10

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TWJSNTV-FIKST YEAR. OMAHA , SATURDAY JULY 18 , 1S01-TWELVB PAGES UMBER y < )
Xrw Viirlt Sun ,
A callus gal
Js dat Ml Snl ,
Do guilusost gal in ilor ward ;
And dero's a thump
Fur any chump
What doi.'t wld dat nccard
A tldv gal
Is dat gitl Sal ,
The tiniest gal In dor ward ;
She makes hur duds ,
And knows dat suds
Works out deio own reward ,
A kindly irnl
Is dat cal Sal ,
Do kindliest gal In tier ward ;
In roughest folks ,
And toughest soaks
She links nonto good is stored.
No odor gal
But dot gal Sal
'Scapes kldilin' by dor kins ;
Bui oven dose
Jiero mugs keen close
If Sal Jus' raise Ilor lids.
Some dmlish blokes ,
Or seine such folks ,
Se7 Snl ain't qulto rollned ;
Now , dat's all right ,
1 makes no tight ,
Pure gold don't get refined.
And she's my gal ,
Is Oat gal Sal ,
And don't yon chumps forgot it ;
In all dat's best
Ilor heart is dressed ,
And luck led mo to got it.
IKE BREJfSrSTBUST ,
AMI I.IA nritu i.v NKW YOUIC Lnnor.u.
' If you think your cousin is a 5001111-
rtrol. young man , why , say the word , if
It s necessary to say anything. It's
ni'-un to shako n man's good name away
with a shako of your head that's what
I think. "
Iko lirennan pushed back' his panama ,
nnd looked with anything but approval
nt L.vrrmn Sneiid loaning , in spotless
ilaniK'ls , against the China troo.
In Hpito of his dripper appearance ho
was not a pleasant.young man to look at.
lie had that uncertain , nervous way , so
Irritating to the honest imd purposeful ,
nnd it st > o 1 written OK his f use th it ho
hal not loved a living soul. No , not
oven the pretty Nona DuvalvhoiK ho
quit Iko to go and meet. IIo thought ho
loved her , but no fooling that possessed
him was a more thoroughly sollish one.
His cousin , DickBurleson , loved Nona
that was quite suilk'iont to make Ly-
nan Snoi'd sure that she was necessary
to his happiness. So ho wont eagerly
now to meet her. Iko watched him up
the street , muttering :
"Of two evils , choose the toast ; out
I've iillors noticed that women , of two
men , choose the worst ; wonder if little
Nona ' 11 do that sumo thing ? Ilor
father rode through many a darned
light by my side calculate I'll take
Bides hero yes , sir. "
IIo rose slowly , lifted his rifle , and
wont trailing up the hot avontio. IIo
was on the look-out for Dick , and very
BOOH found him among a lot of rough
teamsters wtio were loallng in ono of the
principal stores. Dick was reading to
them a New York paper , and hacking
up Ills'own side of some political ques
tion with a good deal of fervor. The
men were pulling their boards and
listening with that true Texas phlegm
which might atany moment turn into
ungovernable passion.
: o waited until the oud oi ono ot
Dick's llowing periods , and then bard :
"Thar , Dick , that'll do for the uusi-
ni'fls of the U-nitod States ; supposing
you eomo now with mo and look after
your own a spell.1
It was so unusual for Ike Brnnnnn to
meddle in any one's utliiirs that Dick
gave instant hood to his invitation ; and
\\itii u final broadside of splendid adjec-
ties for his own party , ho joined Ike ,
and they sat down together in the first
qniot shady sent.
"f.yniiin Sneed is playing the mischief
wi h your gocd name , Dick. It's
against my habit to look after anybody's
but my own ; but I've reasons contrary
tliis time. "
' 'Lynian Sneed ! lid is , is ho ? And
DicU instinctively put ids hand on the
leathern sheath that hold his knife.
"No tools , Dick , of that kind. It's
mo that's making this quarrel , you
know , and I lot nobody do my lighting. "
"What did bo say ? "
"Tliat is It ; ho says nothing that you
can get hold of. Pities his uncle pilies
Nona Duval and is bo sorry you will "
"What ? "
"IIo don't say shrugs his shoulders
and shakos his head , and the shrug and
bhako stand for drinking , gambling , any
thing you like to mnko it. "
" 1'lf tell Lyman Snood "
" \ ou'll say neither good nor bad ,
Dick , L\man is liko.n pine coal if ho
don't burn , ho blackens. Only don't
throw your chances away for Lyman to
pick upthat is just what ho wants you
to do ; give in a bit to the old man ; ho
thinks all creation of you , and if you
won't try to please him , why , " Lvmaii
"tail , that's all. "
' I'm not going to take my polities and
my opinions from Unelo Jaek Hurloson ,
no , not for all his hog wallow prairie ,
and his cattle and gold thrown in. "
"Uo Is an old man , Dick. Life IB a
country .Iuek Hurloson lias gone pretty
thoroughly ever ; stands to reason ho
knows inoro'n you. "
"lie contradicts mo half the time for
the very sake of a lltrht. IIo does not
go into court now , and ho hasn't any
lawyers or juries to bully. Hut ho won t
make Dick Hurloson nay black Is white
to please him ; you hot ho won't. "
"Dick you arc right ; darned if you
aren't ! Untold .lack Is wise and good ,
and knows a sight moro'n than is writ
in books. Say 'yes' when you can. "
"Suro. "
"And don't you rnodtllo with rny
lights , Pick. If Lyman Snood needs a
hiding , I know just how much will bo
good for him. "
Dick saw the conversation was ever ,
nnd , looking at his watol ) , saw , that he
was behind olllcu hours. As it hap
pened , a number of trlllcs had already
irritated the old lawyer , and Lymnn s
lifted uyobrows and ostentatious dili
gence irritated Dick. IIo Hung his
books upon Ills desk , dashed his hut in a
corner , and lifted his foot to a comfort
able attitude. His big boots and loose
llannel hunting shirt gave his uncle
great ollonso , and he said so
? Dick replied that "ho had boon talk
ing with the Lavacca teamsters and had
forgot to dross , "
"Lavaoca teamsters. Indeed ! I don't
BOO what on mirth makes you run after
every drove that comes to town. "
"I was getting their votes for my side ,
uncle , rind making friends against the
day I want their votou for myself. "
A Dusk ot kcou pleasure shot into the
old man's eyes , but ho was fur too full of
light to abandon the dispute. , . Ho llrst
attacked Dick's politics , then his per-
soiuil appearance and abilities without
belli ; , ' conscious how provoking ho was.
One bittct- word followed another till
all three inoti wore on their foot , ami
Lyinnn , wltli a 'littlo pcroam , had
rushed between hid undo and his
cousin. Dick laughed unrourlously at
the intorvontlon , and kicking it out Of
hia way , said :
' " I'm going to
"Oood-byo , undo ; not
qttnvel any mot'ovith you. The world
IB biff enough , I reckon , for both of us
and for our opinions. "
Ho wont straight to Iko , who was sit-
tiiij' J1at | > wlioro lie loft him , and said :
"Iko , toll undo , In n couple of days ,
th.it I Intvo gone west , and that llioro's
no 111 blood between us ; and , Iko , w.iteh
Noun for mu until I can come after hoi1. "
"You ni'o bound to go , then ? "
"Yos ; tlio old man is llro and I am
gunpowder. Wo are bettor apart that
Fnall. "
' Go 'long , then ; I'll w.ttch what you
leave behind. "
Diok foil untmppy enough at leaving
Nona. She Hvod alone with her fatlior ,
and ho was not always tlio bust of pro-
lectors. Dick spoilt the rest of the day
by her side , and loft town in thf cool oi
the availing in no very despondent
mood. Nona had promised everything
ho asked of her , and all tlio rest boomed
possible.
Ho had some land and cattle on the
San Marcos , and ho propo-od putting up
a prottj hoiibo there gradually , mainly
with his own hands. In two years ho
would soil Homo of his increase , furnish
it , marry Nona , turn gr.i/ior and run for
the logislutiiic. When ho went back ho
would "make it all right with his undo ,
and being so far ap.irt. they could keep
right : and if notaiKl ho lost hib share of
Jack Liurlcson's estate , made money
was bjttor than given money , anyway.
For a weolc after Dick s departure the
old ijuin hoped against hope , but one
day when Ike Uronnan carelessly abkod :
" \Vhcn is Dick coining bade from the
west ? ' ' then ho know the lad hud gone
to shift for himself , and lonely as It loft
him , he thorougnly liked Dick for do
ing it. After this IKO and the judge
spoilt much time logathor. They kept
up a perpetual quarrel , but they were
well matched , and after a year's disput
ing the victory on every single point
wab a disputed one. Sometimes , at the
end of a long argument , and a long silence -
lenco , the judge would say : "Have you
heard anything ? " and then Iko , shak
ing his head , and shaking the ashes
from his pipe , would rise and go away.
Early in the second yeartho judge had
an accident that completely invalided
him , and after some monlh's decline , ho
quietly p.isbcd away. Singularly enough
there was no will" found and Lyinnn
Snood took possession of everything. No
Dick appeared to dispute his claim. Iko
smoked away in his old , bhauy corner ,
and smiled queerly to himself when ho
saw how diligently Lyman began to im
prove the cit.v lots and how cleverly ho
collected and invested the outstanding
accounts of the estate.
In all tilings but ono Lymii'i's fortune
prospered Nona still refused his atten
tions. Cut as soon : is the judge was
dead ho began to use stronger means of
persuasion. Nona's father owed him a
largo .sum and their homo was mort
gaged for its payment. layman soon lot
father and daughter see on what torins
only the Duval place could be savedand
the father cared too much for his own
indulgence not to press with all his pow
er so desirable a motoou. of clearing oil
his liabilities.
Nothing of this plan , however , came
to IkoV knowledge until ono night old
Duval , in a lit of maudlin intoxication ,
revealed it. Then ho wont homo full of
anxiety. Ho had no money that would
touch Nona's noons , and ho had not yet
heard anything from Dick.
"I'd give twenty of my best cows to
know if tlio fellow is dead or alive , " lie
said , as ho pushed open the lutchloss
door of his log cabin. A man was sit
ting in his own chair fast asleep.
"Dick at last ! ' '
Ono bonl wakes another , and Dick
opened his eyes wide and answered :
' Hero I am , Iko ! "
"You tormenting joungstor , whore
have you boonV"
"Kvorywhore , Iko , and p'colons little
luck either. At last I went to Yuba
and Nevada , and tried haul to make my
p'lo. Two months ago .Jim Harrison
strayed up there and told mo undo was
dead , and Nona going to marry Lyni'in
Sneed. I couldn't stand that , "and so I
came along with what I had- "
"How much ? "
' 'Only eight thousand dollars. "
"That's enough. I guess you'll find
yourself richer than you think. "
The next morning , Nona Duval com
pletely ama/.od Lyman Sneed by enter
ing his ollico accompanied by Iko
Hronnan and paying in full every claim
ho had on the Duval place. But ho was
still more ama/.od by tlio olllcial notice
to meet , next day , the heirs of Jack
Hurlohon and hear his will read. IIo
found at the place appointed Dick Hurl-
oson , Nona Duval , Ike Bronnaii , and
three of the principal citi/.ons of the
place. Tlio will , leaving nearly every
thing to Dick , was without a Haw.
uymun simply received one hundred
dollars for every month during which ho
had tnKon care of the estate.
"He took very good care of It , gentlemen -
men , ' ' said Iko'just as good care as if
ho thought Dick would never come back.
Ho lias earned his money , you bet , Hut
I'm glad my watch is over very. 1
have been kept too wide awake for any
thing , between a pretty woman and a
clover lawyer. "
Progressing 1'Mnely.
Uncle Stephen , an old negro , had
eomo to cut the grass in the front yard ,
snvs the Hrnndon Bucksaw , and as Col-
0110' * ' Winter started out to his otllco ho
stopped to greet the old man.
"Well , Stephen , ' said the colonel. "I
hoar that you intend to give your ton an
education. "
"Dat's what I does , sah. I knows what
'tis tor struggle along widont larnln' ,
an' I Is 'tormlned dat my son shan't trnb-
bio bar'-foot obor do bame hard road dat
I did. "
"A noble resolution , Stephen. I wish
all fathers felt so. Is your bov learning
rapidly V"
"K/ fast 07. or hess can trot , t > ah.
Why , last week ho wrote a letter to his
aunt dat llbsnio' dan twenty mile from
yore , an' after a while ho gwlno tor
write to his mldor aunt that libs fifty
mile away , "
'
"Why 'doesn't ho write to her now ? "
"Oh , ho kaln't write so fur ylt. IIo
ken write twenty miles llrst rate , but I
tolo him not to try to write llfty mlle till
ho got stronger wid his pen. Hut he's
gwino to got dar , I loll you. Won't bo
moro'n or year fo' day boy ken bet down
at one ooml do guinbronmuni an write
or letter d'ar to do udder oend. "
Ol Jeote l to fie Qiinl ty.
Now Yurlt Sun " 1II bo doggoneJ , exclaimed -
claimed young I'mmerion of Buston
"Don't use such ailing , ' pleaded his sister :
"Say caruno departed , uoi
svji.nr.n
One on ilie Imwyor.
Gainesville Kaglo : An old man was on the
witness stand nnd wus 'Doing cross-examined
by the lawyer.
"You say you are a doctor , sirl"
"Yes , sir ; yes , sir. "
"What kind of a doctorl"
"I make liitmonts , sir. I mnko intraonta ,
sir. "
"What's your ointment good for ! "
"It's good to rub on t'lo ' head to strengthen
the mlud. "
"What effect would it have If you were to
rub some of It on my head ( "
"None at all , sir ; none at nil. Wo must
have something to start with. "
In the
Detroit Free Press : "Walter ! "
"Yaiis. sail. "
"llnvo you some nlco wheat cakoi and maple -
plo syrup ? "
"Yaas , sah ; but , boss , I'd 'viso you not to
eat 'em now. "
"Why not ! "
"Butt.rh wait , sah , till It's a leotlo
itirUor Da glo imtn' is do bos' time foh to
o.it dom whe.it , cnkos an' ' maple syrup ,
sail. "
"Why ) "
"Waal , you see , sah , do red ants clone got
Into ilat maple svnip an' it's a good deal
ploaslngor to eat It Jos' after dusk , sail. "
A lion > yiiiooii
Brooklyn Life : They hail been married
but two month * , and they still loved each
other devotedly ( I am not describing mi inci
dent In Franco ) . IIo was in the back yard
blacking his shoes. ( In fact , the luc'dont '
occurred In Chicago If It had occurred in
Now York of oourso tlioy would bo living
about seven stories up in n Hut ) .
" .lack , " she called ut the top of bor voice ,
"Jack hero . "
, come , quick.
Ho know at once that she was in Imminent
danger Ho grasped a clul ) and rushed up
two flights of stairs to ttio rescue. Ho catered
the room breathlessly itad found her looking
out of the window.
"Look , " said she , "that's the kind of a
bonnet I want you to got mo. "
Cmillu > in Your Wife.
Indianapolis Journal : "limn ! " said Mr.
Wickwlro , "horn's n great story In this
paper. It appears that a inin ailvortlsod fern
n boy and the saino ilay Ids wife 'trosunlod
him with twin sons. If that dojs not show
the value of advertising , what does It
showi"
"It shows that if ho had conlldo 1 his busi
ness affairs to his wife , as a ruin oii'ht to ,
ho mignt have saved the oxpouso of tuo ad-
vcrtisumcat , " aiibworcd Mrs. Wickwiro.
The II.iirT.irM . > U White.
lloclita'cr'us ! Hrprci.
The passengers oa a wostora train narrowly
escaped a wreck and fortunately none of
them was injured , although they expected
every miiiuto to ba dashed to pieces. Wo
have it on good nnthorlty tint the excite
ment was so gro it that the hitr oa two or
Ihreo old fashioned hair trunk * actually
tuiiicd white. _
Xi-ariii r u FOJUS.
iVcio VHft l'icn.
"I sco that youu ? Ibjon Browning and
I'riscillo B norson are f n.noiuly toi othor. "
"Yos ; there is likely to b3 a match thoro. "
"Aro they ongagoiii"
"No ; It has not gene quite so far as that
yet , but It lias roiohod the stage of an ot-
ch.ingo of love sifts. "
"IndcoiH"
"Yos ; they Have exchanged spuctao'os. ' Ho
is wearing hors and she Is wearing is. It is
very interesting , isn't a1' !
Souvenir \ > ons.
lt > ito > i Ciiililcr.
A friend of mine poor callow youth 1
Was marrioii yesternight ;
And I wont to the obsequies
And watched the mournful wrlto.
And strolling rounl with Rlomy thongUt
For ho had never nnjn my fi'ioiul
I came upo i ttio wo Idln Kiffs
Kind friondi had thuught to send.
Upon a table they were laid ,
All clustoro.l in a ring ;
Full seven diuen souvenir spoons
And not another thing.
And I wept a wet and liquid Unr ,
And I said wUhiii my hoirt :
' What could a marriage do but fail ,
With such a d 1 4 mil start ! "
A LOIIK Sleep.
Now York RjcorJor : "I took a Fall Illvor
bo it with old Lir.h anil wo punisUo I sK bot-
tloi of wine before wo got to Newport. "
"You must have boon sloopyf"
"Sleonv ! Why , man , I wont to sloop a'd )
novur woke up 'lutil wo nt to Hur Ilarlnr "
"Hut a Fall Klvor boat uooaa't run to Bar
Harbor. "
"Tliat wasn't my fault. I \ \ oulit Uavo slept
that long if we'd gone that far. "
He Drew ( ho Ijlno.
Harper's Ttii/ar : "Well , Penn , " said Han
nibal , surveying the room critically , "you
have intuhty snui ; quarters here for a
bachelor , I must say books , mnurs , photo
graphs of pretty girls stunners , ton Hullo !
hero's u scrapbook. [ Utaniinoa and turns to
Pcnti with a look of disgust ) . Oh , I bay ,
can't bo possible that you laugh at those so-
called humorous paragraphs ! " "Uxcuso
me , " ronllc 1 Penn , coldlv. "You arounjust.
I wrlto thorn ; 1 do not road tnoni. "
AVIIllntr to l.uaru.
Boston Courier : Mrs. Prohlbisti Johnny ,
didn't you slsn the pludgo the other dayi
Johnny Yes , inn'iini.
Mrs. Proliiblsh And isn't that hard elder
you are drinking I
Jonnny Yes , ma'am.
Mrs. I'rohibish Well , isn't that Intoxicat
ing !
Johnny That's Just what I am trying to
llnd out.
Natiif.il
Washington Star : Brlno Why are un
happy lovers like a Chicago girl's foot )
Jo'iics Boc-auso they uro all soul , I suppose.
Brlno CJuoss again.
Jonas Give It up. Why ?
Urine -Because you can toll thorn by their
sighs , _
In Ho llnmillml llumlln.
ir < i < /i / ( MIUII'us ( ! .
And John O.
Nirolay , ho
Allowed that ho'd wallop ono Alox. McC. ;
While Colonel McUluro
Vowed ho'd mop up the 'Iluro.1
With the mortal remainder of Nlcolay sure.
Slio Know Kottor.
Epoch : Mrs. Jaysmlth ( to grocer ) Ton
pounds of sugar.
(5rocor ( as customer walks out ) I bog
your pardon , but you didn't pay for that
sucur.
Mrs. Jaysmlth Of course not. Sugar's
free now. I road the papers , I do , auct you
can't fool .
mo.
_ _ . _ _
.No 'Mint like.
Chicago Tribune : Astonished Bill Clerk
Isn't there some mlstako about this order
trom Bunker's Corners for SOU pounds of
bacon and two bags of chicory i
Traveling Salesman No ; that's all right.
A fellow wont there a week or so ago and
started a llrst-class Miimnur resort uotul ,
Atw T.irt HtrnM.
It stands upon my cjbtnot ,
A saucy , laughlnu' , dark-browod faco.
A nock , curved graceful , d raped arouud
With llhnsy folds of silken lace ;
Her eyes , dark , louder , sucking inino ;
Ah ! Hiiilllng lips , sweet eyes the same I
You give mo back no wnrd , m > sign
Tuo bad that 1 fnigot your nainu !
Tt ) Cure liihoiunin.
PucU Mrs Earnest Worn > tj the Ilov
Mr Bromydoi I really tluiut my husuand
ba.s bcon deeply affected b > what 1 have
siild. IIo hasn't slept any for three nights.
H V. Mr Uromydo , AU , indeed ! 1 shall
have to como around nnd hayo a talk with
him myself.
No Chaiite in ilini llesprot.
Llfo : "No , Harry , I am sorry ; but I am
sure that wo could not bo nappy together.
You know I nlwajs want my own way in
everything.1
"But , my dnar girl , yon could go on want
ing it after Wo were nmrrloil. "
A C iso of Ht o Frl ht.
Boston Courier : Sock Did you ever have
the sensation of stage fright !
Buskin- Yes , woe.
Sock When was that !
Biilkin Onc/5 when I was on the Deadwood -
wood coach and it was hold up.
Tlu Now Yankee Doodle.
Aie ( J'lrd'H ir.MMu/dm. . /
Our Uncl/ Sam Is still qulto vonng ,
And c m't sp.iro tlmo for o ios ,
For , slnoo ho's thrashed his mother ,
He's farmed and umiiuod roads.
But , t'oshall hemlock , boy31 I guess
We'll lot creation know
We've bout the world oa everything
And Jqst begun to go ,
> . ell Shaken.
Washington Post : "Oertrudo refused Tom
four times before she married him , " said a
girl to her friend at the seaside.
"Ah , I see It was a case of well shaliou
before taken. "
Ominous uolii - In Tf\ns.
Austin Capitollan : Do you hear the plgi
grunting and see them carrying brush iu
their mouths 1 A storm is Imminent.
Cured. .
Indlanapoln Journal : Clara Do you over
look under the bed for burglars I
Laura Not since I found a mouse there.
77/V ; SJIAKT IjittLK WOKLU.
A lrirliiK H
I'ortltiml
O , tired little imutnor ,
Yeo-tio ! Yeo-hol
Unto the strand of Slumbarland
A-salling wo must go.
This is the time whoa children faro
Away from homo ;
So we'll seek the good ship Uockingchair ,
Afar to roam.
O jey-ho.
O , sloopv little voyager ,
Yoo-hol Yeo-hol
Tno pleasant bronze of ilro.vslnoss
Beginning is tob low ;
And now the isles of Nidnod are
All safely past ;
And now over Dreamland's harbor bar
Wo steer at last.
O yeo-ho I
His Inti'iitionsVero Gooil.
Detroit Free Pre s : There is .1 story told
of a small boy belonging to a family of the
select few , who stood hanusomoly dressed ,
in the door of his palatial hoaio , and fretted
so that his nurse asked him if there was any
thing ho wanted.
"Yos , " said the little follow In a weary
voice , "I want to want something.1
This story is supplemented by another , in
which a small boy at the homo tanlo is cry-
itn ? bittcrlv.
"What is it , Willie ? " asked his fond
mother.
"Oh , boo-hoo ! I wnat 'nuttier picco of
pudding , " cried the small boy.
"You shall have it , darling ; don't cry , "
said the fond mother.
"But I boo-hoo haven't boo any room
for it , ! "
You may stake your last penny on the
venture that both those little boys were
Americans.
No Doctors .1 iinfud'Tlio'ro. .
Rochester Post Express A little Vermont
friend , aged four , stood ( { y the window as
the family phjsieian drove by with a smile
and a bow for his little favorite. A moment
later she turned from ttio window with a
sigh nnd said , "Mamma , Isn't it too uad that
Dr. Blame can't go to heaven i"
"Why , Jessiol" said mimma In surprise
"What makes you think ho can't go to
heaven ( "
"Why , of course he won'f , go , " said Jossie.
"There's nobody sick there and they wont
need any doctors. " '
Little Jessie's original iuoa was told to the
clergyman , who called a day or two later ,
who said that lie should consider that a
"knockdown argument" against the theory
that wo are to continue our present occupa
tions in the future life. A popular physician ,
oa hearing the above , said that , ho did not see
why the doctors hii'l not as good a chance as
the ministers , for surely there would bo no
souls tobiive in the better land.
'I ho V.ilm ; > i' ir-t ,
Washington Post : Mr. EJwIn Bait/lay of
( ilea Echo has a boy who has a strong dash
of original philosophy in his composition. IIo
had mode his plans to celebrate the Fourth
of July , and on the morning of that day dis
covered that his father had failed to provide
the pvrolochniu necessities. IIo began to cry
and In order to p.icifv him his father assured
him that ho would bring him lots of tiro-
works That ovenlntr ho had irutherod his
store of rockets , lire craelcora and Konum
candles together , arranged' them oa the lloor ,
and looulng archly at his mother , said :
"Mamma , I thought you said it never did
any good to cry. "
IViKler Di-j ilty.
Snn Francisco Chronicle : The small girl
had a request to prefer to her mother. She
wanted to bo permitted to go to the grocery
for something that was needed. She was
onlv seven. Her mother said :
"Well , you can go. 13ut mind , you must
not stop on tint street and talk to the boys. "
"Mamma , " she said , drawing herself up to
her full height , "Mamma , you insult mo "
Not Km1Vro.i < r.
Chicago Tribune : Sunday school teacher
Pharaoh promised Joseph's brethren they
should have the fat of the land. What is it
to possess tlio fat of the land !
Now bov ( from Ohio ) To bo a member of
the Standard Oil company , I reckon.
Solid , ude ,
Philadelphia Hecord : An uptown youne
lady found a four-year-old girl wandering the
streets , with u lost look oa her , the other
evening , and escorted hoj1 homo to her Uls
tractcd mother , A square Irom the house the
tot remarked to her escort : "Bottor go homo ,
or the boogy man will be after oo , "
Ilnri-y'H Ijogio.
I'hlltuhltihhi Tim's.
"No,1 the lonelier said , "thoy haven't '
Found the poles PS yet , my dears ,
Though they've hunted long and often
For the same In rocoat years. "
"And , " said Harry , "it is likelv
When they do llnd them , some day ,
There'll bo nothing there to see , for
They'll have rotted all away. "
The llumy Crlolcot.
Portland : A llltlo
Transcript throo-ycnr-
old girl , when her mother was trying to got
her to sleep 0110 summer evening , began to
ask questions about a notso outside. When
told that It was caused by n cricket , nho
wisely remarked : "Mamma , 1 think u ought
to bo oiled. "
Washington Post : Fowl father ( to fond
mother ) I don't know whit wo will uo with
tUat boy of ours. Uo is raising Cain again.
Fond mother ( to caller ) Yes , Chnrlov Is
getting along so nicely I Ills father just
heard that ho wus cultivating a largo ug.ir
Plantation.
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Shi ) Hadn't Train ,
"Now , Alice , " said mamma , "got up from
the lloor Act like a iSuSk .
"Hut , mamma , " amwSnm "Alice , "how can
I act liUo a lady when 1 It ivou't got a tralu I"
A \e\v III .
V'UiAre Ifbl.fr.
"Oh papa , " sum lltt o Nuulo ,
Ami a now thought to her springs ,
"What ailed the fallen angeii ,
Couldn't they work tUcir wlugsl"
nTinttis rni.it itv 3ir.x.
' Talking of raising church debts , " the ninn
who had been every whore said to the poker
editor of the Buffalo Express. "I cleared una
debt for n church in Uo.ulwooil once in spile
of myself. "
"Yes ! "
"It happened tills way : I had bjen playing
poker the night before In great luck. Came
Out u cool ? 10,000 winner. Thou a kind of ro-
mono came ever me , and I made up my mind
It would bo a good tlmo to reform. 1 resolved
to quit poker and bo respcctablo.and I thought
a good way to begin would bo by going to
church. So I tlxed myself up uad walked
Into ttio biggest church in the place. My In
tentions were really good , but I hadn't slept
any that night.
"Tho sermon was rather prosy and I wont
to sleep After the sermon the parson ex
plained that the church wa a lUtlo in debt
nnd he thought this woulu bo u good time to
payoff 1 woke up Just tu time to ho.ir him
sav : 'Wo must raise $ : > , OM.
"Well , you see , I was half asleep , thought
I w.is still playing poltor. an' lioarln * that put
mo on my nerve , i'lio deacon with the plate
was right beside mo In the aisle. I pulled out
my roll and.veiled out : 'I'll see that $ . " > , ( hH ) and
go $ . " ) , OJO better. ' \ \ 1th that I put my whole
* 10OUO on the p'.nto.
"They were used to such talk out there.
They thought I was u gambler who had got
religion , nnd before I was well enough awauo
to know where I was the whole congiegatlon
was singing and the minister was praying for
mo. 1 wasn't going to back water then , so 1
let the money go. Got a coaipllmontary no
tice In the Deadwood papers , posed as a phil
anthropist , and all that. Good Joke of me ,
tvnsn't it ! "
"First-rate , and did you really quit gam
bling ! "
"Yes , sir , quit for good anil all , " ho said
And ho added : "By the way , have i ni got
any tin on today's races ! "
Herbert Durnnd , general advertising agon
of the Wabash road , tells a irood sleeping car
story in the St. Louis Republic. He was run
ning over a Wisconsin road last week when
a fussy old maid blundotod into the wrong
toilet room at an early hour , screamed with
dismay and demanded In a shrill voice-
"Porter , isn't there a special room In this
car for women ! "
"Yes , ma'in , t'other end of the cir , ina'm ;
como this wav , mti'm , " replied the African ,
as ho led the frightened spinster down the
aisle , while lipplos of suppressed laughter
broke out trom behind the curtains.
A few raiuutOi later Mr. Uuraiul entered
the toilet room only to llnd two pretty dudes ,
with silken snshos and lawn shirts in posses
sion of the washstaml He waited while ono
of the little darlings opened his grip and took
out perfumery bottles , brushes and powder
puffs , while the other ono frowned and grum
bled because the nickel plated basins were
"horiiblo nawsty , you know" The dudes
took n long , long tune at their ablutions ,
while Duraml waited and other passengers
moio impatient than ho gathered behind him
and murmured at the delay. Presently re
lief came ; a great big unshaved cHl/ou ap
peared in the doorway with trailing "gal
luses" and eyes full of sleep , ho waited Just
one minute , and then , taking in the situa
tion , bawled out In thunder tones :
"Siiy , porter , ain't there a special room in
this car for men. "
Cverjono hnd heard the maiden lady's
shrill demand , and roaring with laughter the
men hustled the pretty boys out of the toilet
room.
The New York Tribune tells how Rallroid
Commissioner Hagan of Texas happened to
oecomo n citi/en of that state. Mr. Keagau
was born in Tennessee and it appears that
ono day ho wont to mill with a grist to be
ground , and , after waiting In line until his
turn came , ho was rudely addressed by a man
who proposed to stop in ahead of him , and
threatened to throw him out of the window
unless Uo would \lold his place. Mr Kcacan ,
the story gee * , like all the rest of the people
la the nlgtiborhoo'J , was more or loss terror
ized oy this desperado , and in fear of his lilo
lustioil for him , butted him in the stomach
with his head , ami literally lilted him olT his
foot and Hung him through the window.
When the desperado disappeared the consequence
quence of his rash act Hashed upon young
Keagnn's mind. Ho instantly supposed that
ho had killed a man , that tie would bo ti.mucd
for it , and , scared almost to death , he rushed
down stairs , unhitched his uoru and lit out
across the country for Texas , The man was
not killed , but got a good shaking up. Ho
soon moved to Toxiis , and was a friend to
Koagau In after life.
Chancellor L. .leaks , the mlllioaairo real
estate man , says the Chicago Herald , has
largo interests in southern Cillfornla and
makes frequent trips to and from the Golden
state. The last time ho went out lie took the
Southern Pacific railway. Ono morning the
train stopped for broaicfnst at a station in the
middle of the desert. The depot was the
only building to bo scon , nnd tno icstaurnnt
was next door to the ticket oftico. The lloor-
walkcr in charge of the arrangements was
hat the Browning club people call a "dead
tough mug. " IIo was in his shirtsleeves and
tobacco Juice was sprinkled liberally ever his
front. Mr Jenks , who is no longer young ,
was suffering from the heat iiul hadn't much
appetite , and when the girl came to take his
order ho said he guessed ho wouldn't ' have
anything but n glass of milk. The girl opened
hoi1 eyes wide and , beckoning to the lloor-
walker , said in an audible undertone :
"Sav , Jim , his whiskers wants a glass of
iced milk. "
"Iced milk ! " lie roared , "iced milk ! Good
Lord , cully , wo haul our water Irom El Paso.
Uo you think wo pick cows oIT the Cactus
plants ! Give him n cup of coffee. "
A social philosopher in the Boston Trau-
scrlptsays that there is a kind of freemason
ry in boards. A man with a long bo ml al
ways makes the acquaintance of other men
with long boards. Their boards are the only
common friend they need , and no man wit h
such a beard will ever suspect ovu of another
man with a long beard. Thousands of dollars
have boon borrowed with nothing butaboard
for security. The acquaintance generally be
gins in the same way.
"A line day , sir , " says ono long boarded
man to the other. ( They liavo boon glancing
at each other for some time In n friendly sort
of way. ) The other makes n casual'ioply
nbout'tho weather.
"Good weather for whiskers to grow"says
the first jocularly.
"That's a fact , " says the otticr. "How
long have yours been growing ! "
"Just seventeen years hint Thanksgiving. "
"Well , I beat you by a year and u half. "
Then they compuro measurements , nnd
from that they get on famously. This is as
good a means of Introduotlon as being very
fat. Did jou ever notice how two fat men
get acquainted , nnd from comparing weights
advance to all sorts of friendly coiilldoncoaf
There is a womin on the west side whose
husband wishes the racoi had boon run in
Hlndoestun Instead of Buffalo , says the Ex-
pioss. She has become uu tnvotor.itu gamb
ler. Yesterday ho came noma to Hud tils
wife discussing the price with u tramp who
wanted to bring in a cord of wood. It scams
that the price hnd boon Hxed at 'M cents.
The husband unseen listened to t'-o conver
sation. "Now,1,1 said the wifo. "let's Hip a
coin to sea whether it shall bo UO coats or ! > U
cants.
The tramp won.
"Now , " said no , growing In the conlldonce
that ho tiail struck a snap , "lot's Hip again to
see whether It shall bo * 1 or ? l.r > 0. "
"Done1 said the woman , too deeply wrapt
in thogambllng spirit to uolico that was a
case of "bonds I win , tails you loso. "
Again the trump won.
At this moment the husband , who was be
ginning to siw a mortgage suspended ever his
house , interposed an objection , to the rcat
displeasure of the tramp
"Ttio quality of merei is not btrahiod , " nor
dues mony alrta > s restrain the > juanuu of
the rtuntuiico. 1 ho Youtu s i tniaoi n > h.v , a
tauelilug anecdote of a asu \ tie .o . to m were
all la vain. "
Q , who ouco pruylUod. over a
criminal court down cast , was famous us one
of the most commmlonato men who over sat
upon the bench. His softness of heart , how
ever , did not prevent him from doing his
duty as a Judge.
A man who was convicted of stealing : \
small amount was brought Into court for sen
tence. Ho looked very sad and hopeless nnd
the court was much moved by his coiitrito np-
penraiico ,
2'Ilnve you over been sentenced ' .o im
prisonment ! " the Judge rtsked. .
"Never never ! " exclaimed the prisoner ,
bursting Into tears.
"Don't cry don't cry , " siul Judge Q
coifolingly. "You nro going to bo now ! "
On ono occasion Senator Cullom , then gov
ernor , made a visit to the state penitentiary
nt Chester , in the southern part of the state.
Ono ot the prisoners was serving n life sentence -
tonco for murder. The circumstances of the
homicide wore as follows :
The man had kilted ono of his neighbors In
an affray that was the result of a political
discussion during the war for the union. Ho
had oi'on sent , Hi punishment for his crime ,
to the Jollot penitentiary , from which prison
ho had boon transform ! to the ono at Ches
ter. This prisoner was probably sixty . \cars
of auo at tlio time noted and had been in dur
ance vile for a lonir number of years. Ho
had b.-cii a mist exemplary Inmate of the In
stitution , having uniformly conducted him
self In a manner that had irainod for him tlio
implicit confidence of the prison authorities ,
ami as a mark of this confidence ho had been
placed In charge ol the inside door of the
building. Through this door all who entered
nnd left the place had to pass.
On the oceason of Governor C'ullom's visit ,
having pissed through the outside entrance ,
the governor gave the usual alarm at the In
side door. The prisoner-guard at once opened
the wicket , when Governor Cullom , in a
spirit of pleasantry , made the unnecessary
inquiry :
"Will you lot mo In ! "
In reply the prisoner Instantly unlocked
and throw open the large door , and , bowing
low , said with impressive suavity :
"With pleasure , governor , will you let mo
out1' ;
The storv would bo incomplete if it could
not bo recorded that its sequel occurred with
in a few months aftonvard , when the gov
ernor , having satisfied hlmsulf of the o\eol-
lenro of the prisoner's character and that hts
olTonco had been fully expiated by his long
Imprisonment , granted him nn unconditional
pardon.
She was n nice and pious old lady , says the
Boston Courier , but the pangs of rheumatism
proved well night too much for her foititudo ,
and in a moment of agony she was moved to
dootnro that she wished her rheumatics woie
laid upon the devil rather than upon her.
Her small but lively grandson , who clmneod
to overhear the observation , was very prop
erly shocked , and felt called upon to remon
strate , mildly but tlr.nlv.
"Grandma , " he said with great gravity ,
" 1 do not like to hear you say devil If you
must say something , " ho continued , "you
might say Damascus. Tliat is a blbio word ,
and it says damn and cuss altogether , and no
harm done. "
The old lady received the rebuke with that
mcokni'ss which It la fitting that the old
should show to the youth of the preso-it gen-
01 at ion , and thenceforth when her carnal
heart felt any inclination to cbrso and to
swear she meekly pinnouncod the word
"Damascus , " and undoubtedly derives great
comfort from the oxcrcUu.
A neatly turaol compliment was tint bestowed
stowed by Clurlos B rtram , tlia English
prestidigitator , upon Dr. Walsh , the much-
beloved archbishop of Dublin. Bertram , at
a private seaaco , had taken up a pack of
cards and asked Dr. Walsh to select one.
"Tho card you have drawn , " said the jucglorfi
is the king of hearts. " "No , " replied the
arclibishon , "it is the flvo of clubs. " "Wolf , "
said Bertram , la a touts of assumed astonish
ment , "It is the first time I have ever failed
in that trick. \ \ ould you look at tliut card
again ! " Dr. Walsh assented , and in tlio
pluco of the live of clubs ho behold an ovoi-l
lout portrait of himself. "I wasn't so much
wrong alter all , " remarked Bertram , "for
your grace is the king of hearts in Ireland. "
.t SK.IJ1A 'V ttUltl.il , .
San / ' ' < im hco Ai'unnitut.
The moon rode high in a cloudless sky ,
And the ship o'or the billow s rolled ,
As , silent and slovwo bore from below
The coipso of oar shipmate bold ,
On the gratings placed , in his hammock laced ,
With the ensign waving o'or him ,
Wo thought ot his woi til , but no words found
birth ,
To toll of the love that wo bore him.
Wo weighted him well , with shot and shell ,
That , far beneath tlio wave ,
His sleep might be secure ami free ,
In the deep , deep coral cave.
Some bubbles arose , from his place of repose ,
Hut quickly lorovsr Hod :
Wo gave but ono tear but that was sin
cere !
Ono sigh for the honored dead.
But the soa-blnl's wall , mid the stormy gale ,
And the roar of the ocean wave ,
Sang loud and long their funeral song ,
O'or the seaman's tr.ieeloss grave.
ITUS iJIH i/ur.
Jewle '
This is the mouth for the ruby.
Solitaire earrings are just as popular as
they ever were
Turquoise and diamond rings are shown
the pioferonco by ladies.
A pretty ivory penholder is colored to look
hko a whip cord.
A prettv outing belt is made of silver wires
knitted closely.
Many sillc fob chains are worn. Silver
buckles accoinpiny them.
Parasol handles much sought for are of
stained ivory made effective by silver depos
ited thereon.
Monograms and crests nro worked out la
enamel on some now oval cull buttons.
A quaint conception is a scarfpin fashioned
'as a dumbbell , with u diamond sunk in to each
end.
Figuring among some now lace pins is a
heart-shaped clnvloo of diamonds enclosing a
moonstone trefoil.
Hiohnoss is combined with simplicity in a
silver hairpin topped by a knot of wide rib
bon In the same metal.
A now shape for a perfume box is tlio popu
lar llour-do-lis. It Is intended to hold per
fumed wool , and Its sides are pierced to per
mit the escape of the odor.
A beautiful necklace shown ov an uptown
Jeweler Is composed of twelve three carat
diamonds , which outshine in their brilliancy
anything of the same sl/u yet soon.
A souvenir pencil is In the form of an
arrow. On Its head is seen the head ami
Hhouldors of an Indian , with the words "New
York" running up the side. The pencil slides
through the lower part of the device.
A protwitor for a gravy -spoon is a lain In
vention it is about an Inch long unit clasps
the spoon half-way down the handle , thus
preventing the spoor from slipping into tlio
dish.
giavy
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A
Fashion Note Umlrossod kids are very
popular for sl'ituarv purposes.
It is claimed that n four-year-old boy in
Forty th county , Georgia , can reau any piece
of mublo at sight.
"Papa , heaven must bo a long way off ! "
"Yes , my child " "Well , papa , can't 1 say
my prayers In the tolophonof"
Small boy to comr.ulo across the street who
hail evidently bean swimming with him
III. . Hum- , did you got llckud for goiu1 la I
JitntyLltkod' 1 got hail Columous !
liilcrcure.
PUCK ' VS tiut Uu ! tlio us a lay to Hn.nam ,
Willior
i "i omo ulT
4lU tiy uo you think th t *
' Uocauso Uo kuww Balaum was outo him , "
M' .tn.v.
AVic } 'otl < tirnmltr ,
The beauty of dew-begemmed flowers ,
The splendor of suusol-huod skies ,
The music that ehlmes with rotleetlon ,
The love-light in somebody's eyes ,
Have c.ieh waked my soul to enjoyment ;
But nothing D'orthrilled mo like tins
Iho rod honey lips of my bibv
Caressing my nods with a kiss.
Women nro aichltects and builders tu X.utu-
land.
land.Mrs.
Mrs. ll"nry Clews Is considered by many
people the ImmUnimm woman in Now York.
She has a lorulv face , with brlllmnt eyes , a
Hue complexion and shining dark 1mlr.
A Brooklyn woman's will , consisting of
ten words , Is contested by her mother.
Mrs , James G. Bliilno , Jr. , has ottlod down
resignedly to the conviction th it rheum itisin
has made her a eripplo for life , It Is said.
Mrs. How of Winchester.Mass , loftf\0ixj !
for the town library ami $ MMO , ( for other
benevolences.
"What value should n woman place upon
her complexion ! " asko I n correspondent ,
You can t IK a rule la such eases It depoiuls
somewhat upon what she paid for It.
Mrs Kellogg , who his been elected mayor
of Argonln , Kan. , for n second term , dues all
the work of her family of live persons !
The mayor of Rlowa , ICau. , and ono of the
Justices of the peace are women.
In four .years the Vacation society , Brook
lyn , N. Y , has enabled three thousand
wonting women to have a vacation.
Miss Mnrhnrt , second-year student , Ohio
state university , u on the plai-o of forouuisl
orator Stio also won iu the state civtost ,
standing eighteen higher than any other
Mrs Ella Brown , graduated this voar , Ii
the Hist woman who has lecelvod the law
diploma of Kansas ui Iverslty.
The death of Dona Bmuliiio last ween at
Los Angeles removes ono of the lust surviv
ors of a distinguished Oaltforuian family At
her house in old San Diego a generous hospi
tality was dispensed In the early days , and
it was a bill at this mansion of which Kich-
nid II Dana wrote so graphic a description
in his "Pivo Yeirs Before the Mast. " She
also entertained Fromoat niut Sherman and
Commotion Stockton.
A social philosopher savs that one-third of
the unmarried women of the country me eu-
gaecd in work , and the other two thirds hope
to bo engaged some day , but not In wont
A woman's thiniblo will hold til 1,0 Hi of tha
little screws used by waU'hmakt'rs , whoso
threads me us hard as well , as hard as the
lives of some of thu girls who work la thread-
works.
Miss May Selilllor , cramlnieco of the great
German poet , has been chosen commissioner
to South Amuilen iu the inteivst of the
wotld's fair. She Is familiar with several lau-
tfuagi's , nud Is a teacher by profession.
An Indian woman of 'UK ) pounds weight
visited BaihMo , last week , and bioko
through the sidewalk. The street commis
sioner thereupon gave her notice that in her
future visits she must keep in the middle of
tlio voad
Mrs. .Martinet , the Invonter , has taken out
tntrty-llvo patoutsand live of those have boon
patented In seven countries. Atno'ig tlnm
are a steam washing in iclilao , a gu stove , an
ice cream froivcr and a clothes ilrver. The
inventor makes all her own models and is
very dexterous witti touls.
Hose Cogtilan retains her slmpuly loveli
ness , she claims , by brain work. " L'hcro Is
nothing1 she says , "l.ko nu active brain for
reducing flesh. Then , too , I never drink
wiien 1 am oiling , for I believe th it drinking
with your meals make you grow clinuuy "
Thoio is Just a faint possibility th it lumoi
maj' suporscdo as fashionable pjls the pamp
ered lapdog The duchess of Portland lias
taken an odd ami perhaps unaccountable
fancy to bo very proud of her baby daughter ,
and to avail herself of every opportunity oi
having the little woman with her.
1'nero are now roiidont fo nalo physicians
in the state hospitals or New York state at
BulTalo , Koi-hostorBiughampton and Poupli-
konpsie The reports of the services ron-
deioil by those doctors are satisfactory
Aliss Louise L iwson , whoso stntuo of S S.
Cox was unveiled on Fourth of July , Is a
charminir little woman. She always wears
white ii , her studio , the material being of
pique Her costume consists of a rather
short slurt and a not too closo-lltting Jacuot.
Her hair is light biown and worn in a curly
mass around her head. She is energetic and
full of enthusiasm.
The only surviving granddaughter of tha
late ex-President Andrew Johnson , died last
week In Colorado , where she had been staying
lor some mouths hoping to recover her health.
During tlio Johnson ailminisiratiou .she was
"l.ittlo Belle Patterson , " and scarcely less
beloved by the president than was her
mother , his eldest daughter. The white house
wits full of little folk during Provident John
son's administration , but this graceful girl
was his liiol. After ho roturaed to Groou-
villo Mrs. Patterson lived with her parents ,
ami his Interest In his giaiiddaughter intensi
fied itself until tils death Several years ago
consumption sei/ed Miss Patterson , and after
her marriage , three years ago. It mailo rapid
progress. She loaves a daughter not yet two
years old
Miss Irene IV. Colt , the schoolgirl of Nor
wich , Conn. , who pissed the Yale examina
tion successfully , awoke ono morning this
week to tame , but curiously enough she is not ,
altogether pleased with it. Miss Colt Is Just
eighteen years old , She is of avoiago height ,
finely and gracefully formed , with light com
plexion , clour blue eyes , light brown hair ,
with Uu exceedingly sweet and wlnxomo ex
pression. There Is a sunny light In her eyes ,
nnd she has a radiant looit when animated.
She is n sweet mid attractive yohng lady , and
her appearance ilur.s not answer at all to tha
popular conception of what uu erudite young
lady should bo.
JIMHi.ll I All Itl'llfi. '
SUM Antontn / > ) > ( ( .
"Where nro the moni" the girls all sighed ,
In wenrj , longing tone ,
As by the gentle , rippling tide
They wandered all alono.
Then from an open window there ,
Above the evornroons ,
A voice stole softly oa tlio air :
"A full hand hero , on queotis. "
Crawford , ( in. , has a girls' baseball club.
A voung lady who tried to Ihrl with tha
br ikeinen fell off a Keading tram ut GlrarU
avenue the other night Scared , not hurt
A Chicago photographer claims to bo doing
a good business among the .youne inun of
that city ny photographing the pictures ot
their sweetheart.- their arms , when fin
ished appearing similar to the tattooing
process , with the exception of tha colors.
Sometimes a girl can bo found at a party
who will drink "strawberry Inmniindo" and
admit she likes it , but who would refusa
hnrror-strickoa to taste a drop of claret
puncii.
Miss A. Phllpott , Gafnosvlllo , Tex , has a
tomarkalflo head of hair , ineasuilag ten feet
huven inches.
As a tall , thin , tow-haired girl in a pink
ilioss was passing along Marketstreet , Phil-
adoiphln , an Ill-auturiid member of her own
sex turned and looked after her , lonmrlunt ; ;
"Do look at the walking Hiecracker ! "
Mill v Veiinum , u foiirteon-yunr old Kunsai
lrl lives two separate and distinct lives hlio
is subject to Ills , and after an attack aho
lakes the place uf n girl named Mary Rolf ,
who died seven juur.s 111:0 , not rccognl/ing
liar own patents , and affectioaatoly caressing
the other girl's purouts as her own. She has
just rccovurod from living a > ear as Mary
Koir , lining all that the ucad girl was wont to
Uo wlillunllvo
Progressive hammocks Is the latest crn/o.
The one gutting up tuo affair MS Ings a lot of
Hammocks In shady places , and then gets a
lot of pretty girls to swing In tlio hainrnui ki
and rigs up a bell. The young follows pay so
much to got in niul then pick a hammocir.
Every time the bell rings Uiu > are obliged to
move to another hammock. A ftor that Ihoy
Vote for the bust conversationalist ami Imvn
to piy for each votn. Anv young man found
wltti powder cir a long hair mi his coat u
soaKcd Witt ) a lu-avv lino.
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nun mm uitf Florence V''s. limr 1 m on-
ga < ni * u him you ki.uw Ati.o YsI < beard
su 1 wus cn.gagoil to turn mil summur.
Fiiiraiico 1 ho dear boy. 1 is under who TlU
murry hiu ) , ovoutuaily.