THE OMAHA DAILY BJJ3E : THCKSDAY , JULY 0 , 1891. PtIDLISIIED EVKIIY MOUNINO , TniMB OP KWIHOItlPTION. Ilally Ben ( without Piin < 1njrOno ) Year. . . . I ft 00 Dnllr nnil Hniiilny.Ono Year in " 0 Hlx months BOO Three month * 2M Sunday Ilro. Onn Vp r 200 "nturdav lice , Onn YiMir l' Weekly Deo. Onu Year. . . 300 01'ftOF.Hi Omnlin , Tlic life llirtldlns. Kouth Onmhii. Corner N nnrt 26th Streets. Council ItlnfTs , 12 I'narl Htropt , Chlcniro uniriv'll ? ChMiibpr of Commerce. N w York , llooin * 13.14 mid ir.Trltiiiio IJulldlnR Washington , fil.'l 1'oiirlccnth Htreot. COIJIIKHPONIIKNOK AllrnmmtinlcatlniM relating to nen nd fdltorltil imitlrr should bo addressed tc the Ldltorlal Department. IICPINKSS I.KTTEtia AII business loiters nnd rninlUnnrrs should ho iifldrcssi'il to Tim Ilro I'lthllsldnc Company , Oinnhii. Drafts , rlii-cUs nnd postofflniordi'n to ' 10 nindo payable to tlio order of the com panj. TticBccFnlilisliiiiffCoinraiiy , Prooriclors TIIF 1IEK Htm , INO. 8WOIIN STATI-.MENT OK CIUOULATION. fctntnof .SYbraskn. I. , County of IlmiKlns. I ns Gcoree ft. Tzkchnck , leereturv of Ttin lire company. doo-H solemnly swear that the netiml ulroiilntion of TUB DAII.V HEK for tno wrok ending July 4 , 1SUI , was us fol lows : Himilny. .TuMoSX Mondny. Jiiimal Tiiesdny. .Iiiiii-'iO . - ' " "to Wednesday. July 1 . -UWt Tluirsdiiy. July S. . .ra ] I'rldny. July 11. . M. Al Uuturilny , July 4 . ayiM ' Average . . . 27,028 OKOUUE U. T7..SOIIUUK. Fworn to before mo nnd subscribed In my presence lhl.44lli diiy of July. IMU. ( No'tiiry I'ubfic. fctatoof Nobniskn , ) „ County of Douglas , f „ Or-ornu It. THcIiuol.belnK duly s\yorn. deposes - poses nnd say * that lie Is set-rotary of TilBllKK ruhllshliiK company. Hint ilio autiitit nvnra o dally clmilatlon of TIIK lAttv ) lil.K for tlio month of July , IWW. 'iWU ) vopie.s ; for Auirnst , 1MW , 20,7,10 cople.Mi for PoptiMiihnr. I'M ) , 20,870 copies ; fur Oi'tobor. l8'Ji1,2)B ' ) ( copies : for No- v.'inbor. ltM ! , I'J.ISu copious for IS'J ' > , Dotmnbor , I WO. 1,471 copies : for January. IS'.ll 23,44(5 ( copies ; for 1'Vbrtmry. I8ll. ! B3.III2 copies ; for March , 1801 , BI.WW copies : for April. IK'll ' , 21.1)28 ) copies ; for .May , 1891 , IIJ.HK ) copies ; for. Tune , 1SU1. 20.017 ( 'OploS. aKnil(1F : 11. T/HCimCK. Sworn to liuforo mo and subscribed In my presence tbl Cth day or Juno , A. D. IRfll. : N P. 1'KIU Notary I'ulillc. EMCCTUOCUTION mny bo ptiinlosa but suicides continue to pritronixo the old favorite routoH. OMAHA batlly ncods Ilolona in her business nnd Mnnttitm needs Nebraska. "Wo must } jot toffothor somehow. LIVKIMXGIIOUSH and Test buvo nd- inittod onotiirh under oath to consign thorn linmodintoly to the shades of pri vate life. IK who testilicd misconduct - TIIK hidy to the conduct of tlio steward and superinten dent at Hastings was really such a bad woman before nho mot those two persona why was she given a place in the asy lum ? A LONDON paper suggests that mur derers in this country who are to bo killed by electricity bo chloroformed before the current is turned on. The suggestion is not a bad one especially coming from n country which performs its legal killing upon a acafiold with u rope. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ SKCUKTAUY OF STATE ALT.KN was almost cruel in his examination of Llv- oringhotiso. How could the thrifty ox- grocer and ox-buttor maker of Grand Inland bo expected to explain why ho bought n largo quantity of tobacco at 40 cents per pound on the last day of the quarter when ho know ho could buy the same article the next day under a now contract for 20 cent * per pound ? TIIK Burlington.railroad is now within 200 miles of the Northern Pacific. In other words an extension of 200 miles will tap the cattle trade of the atato of Montanju Omaha packers are getting In need of cattle. They have facilities for killing from 150,000 to 200,000 raoro cattle than can bo obtained from the present tributary territory. Montana would furnish those cattle and a half million head more to this market if we had the proper railroad connection. FAimiintY , the prosperous a nil outer- prising county seat of Jollorson county , is rejoicing over the prospaot of an olo- gnntnow stone court house to cost some thing-near-0,00il. ' ! .TotToraon is ono of the most fertile counties in the state and Pairbury the brightest jewel on the St. Joseph & Grand Island railroad line between Hustings uiul St. Joseph. Both the city and county are to bo congratu lated upon the now court house which is a permanent monument of the prosperity and public spirit of as thrifty mid intel ligent n community as can bo found In Nebraska. TIIK Htoamor Itobori and Minnlo took n. cargo of arms and munitions of war to the island of San Clomonto and there delivered thorn to the Itata , a Chilian insurgent vessel. The Robert and Mtn- nlo was libeled in the United States court. Judge lloss has dismissed the suit and sot the vessel f roe. This loaves the government practically without a ground of action hgatnst the Itata except on the charge of violating the harbor regulations by leaving without formal permission. The expenditure of $100- 000 , the exciting chase , the capture of the Itata and all this grand stand per formance is likely to bo useless if not positively ridiculous. As hr.t boon before fore remarked , the Itata Is a Tartar , and the navy and state departments would give the value of the vessel for some re spectable way to lot tier go without further - thor ceremony. Joim A. MoSiiAXB denies the paternity of the Fuller boom. The ox-congressman Is too busy making money to fool around political buzz saws or providential boomerangs. Mr. McShano was in national politics only two yoara but ho learned a good deal In that short period at some tlniuichil out lay , lie lias boon getting oven with his pocket book for about two years in a manner which his friends pronounce satisfactory. It is safe therefore to inntco wagers that Chicago interviews with him originate In some other fertile brain than his own unlosu they refer to some nort of commercial transaction not oven remotely connected with politics. Mr. McShano was the pro prietor of a newspaper himself once and lib knows pretty well when not to bo interviewed. A JL'ST AttttAlOXMBNT. Tlio republican party of Iowa has do- itouncod the democracy of that state as Inslncoro In Its dealings with the saloon issue nnd charged it with n deliberate purpose to mislead and deceive In other rospoctfl. The arralngmont is just. The plank of tJio Iowa democratic platform relating to the liquor question pretended - tended to bo a reiteration of the party's declaration two years ago , but it was vi tally different from the preceding utter ance in omitting the local option clause. That this important feature ) was deliberately loft iMt cannot reason ably bo doubted in view of the fact that the resolutions as printed wore taken from the original copy of the platform and a careful comparison made before they were sent out to the press , .which everywhere printed the liquor resolution with the local option clause omitted. Some of the loader.- * evi dently became alarmed at the omission , which committed the party in favor of permitting the trallic in liquors every where , regardless of the wish of commu nities that might bo largely opponod to it , and a few days after the convention tlio omission was supplied in the demo cratic nowapapors. Ily what authority the deliberate work of the committee on ro.Milutions , approved by the convention , was thus changed , does not appear , but at any riito the real purpose of the party is to bo fairly judged by the plnnk as It originally appeared and this justilled the republican denunciation. The charge against the democracy of Iowa of a purpose to deceive and mislead in other respects is warranted by the general record of the party and the son- UinentH well understood to eVerywhere dominate it. The professed friendship for the soldiers and sailors of the union IB wholly inconsistent with the arraign ment of the icpublican party for in creased appropriations largely made up of pensions. A democratic presi dent defeated every pension measure which ho could iind the slightest excuse for vetoing , and the democracy of Iowa fully approved his action. It has not since learned to think bettor of the claims of ho union soldiers and sailors to the bounty of the government. The pretense of the democrats that they favor the control and regulation of rail roads as now provided for by laws passed by republican legislatures will have lit tle weight in view of the fact that the corporations have had no inoro careful friend thjvn the democratic candidate for governor. Of equally questionable sincerity is the professed concern of the democracy of Iowa for ballot re form , unless it bo granted that the parly in that state is controlled by very dif ferent views on this subject from those which prevail with the party generally , and particularly with its southern and dominant wing. Referring to the in sertion of local option in the liquor plank of the platform several days after the convention , the Philadelphia Press pointedly says : "Tho Iowa democratic platform is a stuffed platform , as de liberately stuffed as a South Carolina ballot box. It is a forged platform , and as deliberately forged as the tally sheets in the election of 1885 in Cincinnati were forged by the democratic election olllcers. It is , in short , a typical piece of democratic handiwork. " The intel ligent voters of Iowa will not fail to rightly interpret tlio insincere profes sions and false pretences of the domoc- racv of that stato. souniKitir The democratic party still mainly depends upon 4ts southern loaders for instruction. Their views dominate its councils and by their direction its course is guided. The reason is of course clear and so long as the south remains solid for democracy the loaders of the party in that section will continuo in control of it. it.At At the Tammany Fourth of July cele bration the principal instructors in dem ocratic principles wore Senator Colqultt of Georgia , Congressman Crisp of the same state and Congressman Mc- Millin of Tennessee. All of these men have a record for devotion to the in terests of the south , political and eco nomic , which no southern democrat will find the least fault with. They are essentially sootional politicians , who 'would not bo considered anything dilTor- ont , because to do so would imperil their political future. Senator Colqultt told liis Tammany audiencu that the country is "traveling in a career of bankruptcy" and that the nation "is engulfed in the jaws of boggo'ry and ruin. " Mr. Crisp declared that "agriculture- chief in dustry , lanqulshos , and our commerce is destroyed. ' ' Mr. McMillin talked in somewhat the same vein. And when , they had finished talking they sat down to a sumptu ous banquet anil later went out into the commercial metropolis of the nation seeing on every hand the evidence that gave the llo to tholr utterances. Every fairly intelligent man knows that the national treasury is not bank rupt and that the country is not in the jaws of beggary and ruin. The surplus which democratic politicians inveighed against for years as an awful menace to the country is not so largo as at the close of the Cleveland administration , but it is sulllclont for the immediate ro- qulromonts of the government and there Is not the slightest reason to fear that ho trciibury will fail during the present administration to moot every obligation. Unquestionably the nation has been more prosperous , but it is very far from beggary or ruin , and business is steadily Improving. As to agriculture it has ex perienced a year of depression , though the cotton crop of the south last year was the largest of record. Kvory sensi ble man knows that drouth and other conditions over which human power had no control , were chlolly rcsponolblo for agricultural depression , but the crops of the present your , with a certainty of n more than usually large European de mand , will put the Amorlcan farmer ( Irmly on his foot again , with every probability of bringing in an era of agricultural prosperity surpassing any the country has ever known. What do fair-minded weutorn demo crats think of the reckless assertions ol those southern democratic lenders ? Are Hiieh men entitled to bo regarded as any thing bettor than arrant demagogues , whoso counsel it is dangerous to listen to ? They found favor at the hands of u Tammany audience , but wo opine they would got little consideration far tholr opinions from the better cl ss of western democrats. COHNKH1NO'HBAT. \ \ . A dispatch from Chicago Is going the rounds of the press pretending to give somewhat in detail a grand scheme for a farmers' wheat cornor. It la barely possible the loaders of the farmers' al liance are attempting by co-operation and secret manipulations to affect the market prlco of the great \vhovt : urop soon to bo garnered. It Is highly prob able , however , that instead of the farm ers' alliance doing this the shrewd Chicago cage operators are attempting to bull the wheat market for their own benefit. Prieo.i will bo higher than for years without doubt. Tho. American surplus will bo needed abroad. The short crop of last year in this country nnu the short crop of this year in Europe have so ma terially reduced the supply in all the markets of the world that good remunerative returns are assured our farmers. THE IJKU has steadfastly urged Nebraska farmers to hold back their surplus for the later markets and is still of the opinion that such a course will bo im mensely prollt.iblo. It has no faith , however , in any combination or farm ers' trust for forcing high prices. The scheme looks entirely too much like an attempt of the operators In Chicago to influence the market Immediately. The warehouse law In Nebraska af fords farmers the opportunity of which they have long stood In need. If advan tage bo taken of itsbonoficont provisions this year the immcdiato necessities of grain growers may bo relieved by bor rowing upon a portion of the crop , stor ing it for that purpose and holding it and the remaining surplus for the bet tor prices of the winter. Instead of at tempting a corner of the market the alliance can do its members and tills agricultural stale n vastly inoro important service by erecting at once Iho warehouses necessary to store the surplus. Under the now law every elevator and warehouse where grain or produce is stored for a com pensation becomes a public warehouse. The owners of private elevators are , by the conditions , almost compelled to use tholr storage buildings as public ware houses , or to construct others for that purpose. The ell'oot of thn law , there fore , is practically to make all elevators public property to the extent that they must receive the grain of Iho farmer without discrimination and sloro it upon tlio conditions laid down in the now law. Those who attempt to maintain private elevators without provision for the pub lic in some particular are likely to feel the effects of the competition of the dealers with public elevators very keenly. The provident farmers will soil outright to the men who have extra storngo for such grain , as they desire to hold for subsequent markets. The great question now with the Nebraska farmer is not so much what can ho get for his wheat when ho thrashes it , but whore can it bo stored after , it is thrashed ? Wo have not granaries or elevators enough to hold the surplus. TIIK last Texas legislature passed a stringent alien land law and now there is an urgent dotnand from the farmers of the state for its repeal. Their land mortgage indebtedness to foreigners amounts to some 845,000,000 , and as the law prohibits aliens from holding title to Texas land the consequence is that the foreigners are threatening to . call in their loans. This has caused a very uneasy fooling among the bor rowers and the governor is being urged to call an extra session of the legislature for the purpose of repealing the law. There are objections to the ownership of land by aliens , but people who must borrow money cannot expect to have all the advantages on their side. The ex perience of Texas in this matter , though it is not exceptional , may bo useful as a lesson to other communities in which there is an exaggerated pre judice against foreigners owning land. Wil.ni.VJt FoiiSYTHK , over whoso ap pointment as ohiet of the horticultural department of the world's fair there has been a iloreo controversy , has mot his enemies with documentary evidence of the falsity of the charges made against him and will probably bo confirmed , The country is very weary of this un- s-jomly wrangle for which California is responsible. It would bo a just punish ment upon that state to throw all her candidates overboard and select ono from a state which has fewer factions. Colonel Harrison Gray OU.4 of the Los Angeles Times appears to bo conducting the fight against Forsytho. This accounts , in part at least , for its extremely per sonal and malignant character. LKSS than six years ago when the gasoline lamp contract was awarded ono company bid 32:2 : per lamp per year and the other $19. Tlio former company pursued the tactics now employed by the higher bjildor and delayed action for weeks to bo defeated in the end. The winning company in that contest now supplies the light though the con tract expired by limitation weeks ago. It receives a little more than' $ ' . ) SO per month under the old contract. This may explain why it is engaged in dila tory parliamentary sparring. It has everything to gain and nothing to lose by protracting the discussion and delay provided , of course , the council will keep its lights burning. IT is perhaps a more coincidence , but the councilman who daroj not bravo the exposure of his recent olcctric tight experiences - perioncos , is now on the ujdo of the highest bidder for gasoline lamps. This councilman seldom drops his broad buttorcd side down. WILL reputable mombarsof the school board permit a gang of saloon loafers to control the election of superlntondnnt of schools or prevent tlio election of a irood man ? What docs a bummer know about the requisite qualifications of u school superintendent ? EVEUY taxpayer in Omaha must endorse - dorso Mr. ChnfToo's proposition thnt If one company offers a good gasoline lamp at $15,00 per year and furnishes a good bond UifTrivcnn bo no good ronson forivwnrillng the contract to nnotnor company bid M for tlio sntno sorvlco nt $10.00 puiv'tlnmp. Tlio mombora of tlio council rftho rottlso to siwo the people 32.-IO pjjjf.'lnmi ) ewe It to tholr constlttioticio.4 to explain tholr votes. the cranky Individual who throw a qhjjlr against and ruined an $18,000 painting bocatibo It shocked his supor-soiii'ilive/modesty , goes scot free for want of the presence of the prosecut ing witness. 'It * would now bo well to Inka thoyoung'lhan ' nt hh word and In- cnrcorntu him In an Insane asylum. Ho certainly has not sense enough to bo at TUB wntor works company Is nn enterprising - torprising corporation. It not only in- alsts upon pty ; for usolosS' hydrants In the city , but for some never put In plnco nnd others outsldo the corporate limits. As TJIK UKK hiw previously inthniitod , It Is high time to dotormlno the rolntlvo importance of Omnhiv mid the wntor works compiuiy. THIS law requires an inquest "upon the dead bodies of such persons only as are supposed to have died by unlawful moans. ' ' The coroner is not expected to summon a jury and put the county to the expense of a formal Inquest where the ciuso of death is clear and there can bo no suspicion of unlawful moans. WHAT nonsense for anybody to say that Omaha cannot accommodate the 1,000 delegates who will attend Iho re publican national convention nnd the 10,000 others who will como with thorn. Only n citizen of Minneapolis or Chicago would bo willing to circulate such a story. Boonue , boodle who's got the boodle ? Some ( jpuncilmnn ought to throw the light of the gaEohno lamps upon thjs question to show why the low est responsible bidder is not awarded the contract. Si'AUi.DiN'o street is a standing monument ment to Iho carelessness and inefficiency of Iho branches of the city government under whoso supervision street improve ment and repair work is performed. THE board of public lands and build ings will bo given definite power to clean house whenever it appears necessary by the next legislature. OMAHA and Helena , Mont. , should extend - tend their arms jtcross Wyoming and give three cheers for the American principle of reciprocitv. THE suporintoijdent of school buildings has commenced to clean house. lie will find plenty of dust in the corners. TUB SUNDAY BEE will contain a highly Interesting loiter from Mr. Rosewater - water , under Condon date. EYEKYitomF ; west of Chicago favors Omaha for JTuj , uoxt republican na tional convention. i coroner ruus , his Office fdnwhat there is in itwid Wr all there is in it. How many of the 1,137 fire hydrants in Omaha have never been used ? Tlic CoimiKti of Cincinnati umnwrctal-Giisette. The Iowa republicans do not lack courage a good element with which to back sound policy In a campaign. Awny With the Car Stove. ffeut I'orlc M'arltl. When electricity move * and boats our rail way trains there will bo no inoro roasting of people , us happonca iti the tunnel last Feb ruary and on tlio Erie road this July. They All Favor Oinu ha. fitiln n Tcletjraiih , TUB OMAIU BKB is making a gallant fight to secure the national republican convention next year. In this move all coed republi cans the state over will Join without a dis senting voice. liberty and I'ntrlotism Itlcmloil. /uuisiis CUu Slur. Between Hvo andvix hundred Uogs of beer \voro consumed in Topolta on Saturday. It is useless to attempt to interfere with the exorcises of personal liberty , on the Fourth of July , oven in Kansas. Same Hero. LYifciiTribune. ! . "Now , centlomen , " gala the chairman of the committee , -'before wo malco any report on this orainaucn let us examine It again carefully , section by section. There Is much In it that wo cannot afford to consider nastily. " "How much Is there in it ! " inquired the alderman from the 'Stoonth wan ) , absently. The Havonna I'/ilfmle/nMrt / / I'resi But the real reason for the deadly charac ter of the nceldont was that the freight train of the day hns boon treated in weight per car , and its brake power has not boon greatly In- crcnsoJ. The result is that the power of checking speed lias not crown with the momentum , uml freight trains , unless pro vided with nlr hrakus , arc loss manageable than tuoy woro. KnlViriu. UWan Ilerite.1. And now Michigan has Joined the Austral ian ballot prouoJilon , which hai mnrchotl along In this waVill Massachusetts loil off in IS iS. Thonoxtyoar iilno other states came into line , anil .si ct/thon twontv more state. ) have joined , and now cumm Michigan , leav ing but foui'tcoij sjutoi ntnoni ; the stragglers. They may hangiji(5k ( for a liltlo while longer , but they will ultimately fall in anil kuop slop to the Australian ) utusio. Wliu : a Mfflo I ruth Will Do. A newspaper * waj'U In progrois In on In- ' dlauu town , nm\ \ jjrQWOUl of a yory simple matter. A frue'.tj-ulu | editor boastlagly an nounced thut lt' ) | democrats woru "in the van , " and his republican contemporary ngreed wlih him , remarking that ho saw "them get Into the van and bo driven away to the work house. " It U stniiiiio what a big conllngratlon a liltlo lucifpr match sometimes kindles. _ The Valun of I'ulillo I-'ranchlHUH. riilailel ( > iMa I'resi. Toronto , which Is wise enough to keep streat railways uaiiar city control , has ru- ccived three bids for lha privilege of operat ing them , of which the lowest , on rocolnts of $ JIriOOUOC , > , was $339,000 mid the highest $110- 000. The receipts of passenger railways In this city are about $7,000,000 , anil the city , If it had not. given away thcso valuable rights fcr nothing , would today bo receiving a revenue of ut least 31,000,000 u year for too privilege of operating the lines on ,1-ccnt fnves aud still making a handsome pro tit. TIIK liIttKll A ItKOA I ) . Philadelphia Press. The blunt nnd bump tious German Ualser manifestly prefers to play in England the rote ot the proverbial bull In the china shop. N ( Y. Advertiser ! It begins to occur to the public that Iho young poloutato U too much given to visiting. Ho loves to strut and parade In full regimentals. It appears to bu his great desire to bo constantly on ro- viow. N. Y. World : There Is logic In such king- ing as Emperor William does. He reigns mid rul < 53 , nnd so long ns the German pcoplo prefer the rule of ono man to that ot all men thcro Is work atidlols of it lor thu monarch to do. Kansas City Times : Tlio spectacle of young Nephew William nnd portly old Grandpa Wales falling on each olhcr's necks and kissing must have been awe-Inspiring to Iho worshipers of royally but decidedly the rovcrso to sensible people. Denver Hepubllcan : The visit of Iho Ger man emperor to England will , likely , bo ono of the most notable events of Iho year. It Is Ihought In England to have great political slgnlllciinci ] , and this will lompar the wel come witli which ho will bo received , Minneapolis Tribune : The emperor's visit comes ai u most opportune lime. Ho has escaped many perils by coming at Ihls time for his undo Albert Is In a penitent mood just now , nnd isn't touching n drop. Neither has ho known the feeling of u card or a red chip for many days. St. Paul Pioneer Press : The English press seems to think Emperor Wilholm should shave off his imperial bristles when ho becomes a guest. Tlmy say ho has in sisted on arranging thu details of his visit to England to suit his own convenience regard less of the comfort of otiiers , Kansas City Star : It was a bitter pill for tbo prince of Wales to bo obliged to kiss the emperor of Germany , slnco ho has always had his pick of the prettiest women in Eng land. The feelings ot Louis when Ulchollcii said , "sire , love mo , " wcro fully appreciated by the English heir apparent ou this gloomy occasion. Chicago Herald : Flushed with recent diplomatic victories , iho young heir goes lo England lo cause her frugal majesty lo spend a disagreeable nmountof money in provisions nt Windsor and lo make Iho British lax- payer growl over Iho cost of mililary pagoanls thai tnonn absolutely nothing but empty show. The Author : " 1 am troubliul with Insomnia. I llo nwuko at nlKht houiufior hour thlnklns ubontmy literary work. " His Krlunil : "Why don't you get up and ruud portions of it ? " Now York Kecordor : "llo called mo a liar and a liorsotlilnf ; have T got a cnso iicninst him ? " ho asked his lawyer. "A cane ? " ruplliul the lawyer , rubbing hH hands In glen. "Iho boat , sort of u case. The greater the truth the the libol. yon know. " Mfo : She-Would you bollovo it ? That vicious little Jlrs.cslon has taught her baby to call Its f.itlier 'grandpa. ' llo What did she du that for ? She ifo that WUMOII shan't forgot that ho Is old enough to bu her father. THE VKIIV WOUST 11O1IK. HatliiH TranKcrl ) > t. Thcro are bummers and beggars who stand on the ccrnur. Always trying some mischief to hntch , Hut lln'y aren't half so bad as the fellows who asli you "Say. mister , please clvo us a match ? " 1'hllndulphla Itcc'ord : "Can you take tlio shlnoolT licit coat ? " ho itskoil of the tailor. "Oyos."wun the replv. "Wul I , If yon could only iransft'rtlmt dazzling rofnlpency to my slioes , 1 would not mind paying extra. Illacttcr : YOIIIIK Wife How did you llko that last dish , my dear ? I made It myself. Ho I thought , my love , that an angel must have uookuil it. 1 knew that no cook did. Miss I ) AnRolImi. why don't you marry Lieu tenant X ? iMiss A--First , because bo has no brains and be can't ride , dnnco or play tennis. What could wu do with him ? Miss I ) Hut bo Mvinis beautifully. MIs.sA O yes , but one cannot keep one's husband In an aquarium , you know. DOO WAV JIAI.I.AD. A'cw ruiUeniM. / . - The preacher sa. d unto his Hock , "I think you'll all a reo 1 need u rust. " The people said , "You do and so do wo. " Then merrily the preacher man llo sulled across the nea- FAIIMIII : See here ; It I giva you a couple of chicken * will you promise not to rob mo any mo ruV COI.OIIEII I'AIITV Yeth , boss. I'll promise , and I'll toll nil mv friends to como an' strike the i > amo Ulno of a bargain wlv yo. IJrnito's Miisnzlnn : "Theysay Ills Impossible to ciiru neuralgia. " "That'swlmt. I know. " "What makes It stick to a person so , do you suppose ? " "Oh , I roc1on It's because It's got the norvo. " Gp.rmantotvn TolegraDh : "I fool llkoa wood plln uftur it hard winter"your honor , hoiuur- : nurcd. a.s bo rose from the bench and faced Ilia licensers. "How's that ? " kindly Inquired the Judge. ' 'All used Hi ) , your Honor. " "Sixty days to recuperate , " smiled the judge , and Itcamo U > pass. Thorn's aomotlilne stransq , about dear May Sho'd in-iko a funny editor : Though I'd rather Kiss her any day Tlinii l.o iinothtr's cred.tor. Into jour envelope she slips The kl.sves unavailing ; * And. eoallnz them with ruby lips , Sends buck wliatu'ur Is iiialeablo. Washington I'ost : "f like Trod. " said one young wotimnim the piazza of the suiiiniBr Iiolol. "because ho never tolls br.ind ( .lories. " "Wfltl , " replied Miss Diishlrrjton , "for my : , I think I'd prefer his stories a little Cirt and not so Iimu , " Pomervlllo Journal : One of the most attrac tive aildit ions u tailor can make to a now .suit of clolbc's Is a leeolptud bill for the suit In the coat's breast pocket. TIIK rOV.Kit.K3. Kiljnr Miirc'f ( ll i\'cw 1'orft I Ho ! for dreamland's happy harbors 1 Who's ' for dreamland by the ferry ? Who's to breast thu waves that bind it , lireast Iho fairy waves and Iind it , Uich in Jloworiiig groves and arbors , Tho1 the boat's a timorous wherry And the sailors , vague in features , Are the shadowiest of creaturesi Hoi for dreamland ! Height for dreamland ? Who's for dreamland , by Iho ferry ( Hero are scholars pale with musing ; Hovelcrs that no more are merry ; Maids whoso loves were empty anguish ; Ijover.s that for life must languish ; Patriots passionately choosing AH the haughty hopes to bury ; Sulptor , painter , bard , musician , With unreaehed ideals ulyslnn * * * These for dreaml-md , these for dreamland 1 Straight lor dreamland , by the ferry 1 Off they push , nnd out they wander Faring lleotly toward thu very Mliulmost heart of thai graal curly Cloud that roseate and yet pearly Haunts the dubious distance yonder- Hound where blossoming sprays of cherry , Apple , and nil trees are vernal With n springtide pomp menial ! Hoi for dreamland ! Heigh ! for dreamland 1 Hulcyon dreamland , by the furry ! Proxltiont Iran's Trinl. ST. I'AUt , Minn. , July 8. The trial of John M. Egan , president and general manager of the Chicago , St , Paul and Kansas City rail road , for alleged violation of tbo intorsUto commerce law , caino up before Judge Nelson of St. Paul , and JudgeT'jayor ' of St. Louis , in tlio United States circuit court. The specificcliargo is that Charles H. Holdrege , gonorul nussenger agent of the Kansas Cltv , sold lo tinarlos H. Polsch , an agent of ilio Omaha line , 5,000 unlimited tloHeU to ( Jlil- eiijto ut 7 each , which is 1150 under the regu lar Chicugo-St. I'.uil rate. It is reported hero that the Kansas City will admit the sale of the r > ,000 tickets , but will attempt to escape on a technicality. I'arniill'H CrtiHliliiK lit'uit. : Di'm.ix ' , July B. The result of the election yesterday at C'nrlovv fora suorvssor In parlia ment to the lalo O'Ciormun Mahon resulted in a crushing defeat for the Paniellito candi date In the district , which Parnoll admitted wuj his stronghold and whom , lie said , if ho was dufuntod hu would admit thorn Is noth ing loft in political life for him to full back upon. Elegantly Equipped Quarters of the Lincoln Organiz.ition. RENDERED J1ARMLESS BY FLOODS , Alnny Knrtitorrt In the alt Crook Hot- touts Compelled to Abniuloii Tliclr NVorilly 1'omosnlims Import ant Mutation. LINCOLN , Neb. , July 8. [ Special to TUB BKK.J Tonight the Turner socieiy of Lin- coin formally dedicated Its new hall on the northeast corner of Tenth and N streets. The hall Is the Jlnost und best equipped In the city , and will rank union , } the best In the state. The main hall has a profusion of gymnastic apparatus , and Iho larco stage at the west end make it suitable for thoairlcal purposes. At the cast end are a series of rooms that contain every possible conven ience , and which , by thro wing open Iho fold ing doors into the main hall , can bo made to double the capacity of the auditorium or gymnasium , as it is called. First , there ore a suite of rooms for ladies , a very large ono being sot aparl for a rending room , and next to it is a dressing room. The middle of the east end of iho main hall opens dlreclly Into the gentlemen's rending room , then comes iho dressing room , shower bath and other conveniences. Sidu by sldo with this suite is a long room with n bar for liquid refreshments. The Turners feel very proud oHIinlr now hall. 'iho Lincoln Turner socioly sprung into being iuss lmiu Uvo j.c.w „ tllo onlclnl date being November 10 , I SMI. Mr. II. Wolte- made of Lincoln nnd lion. Philip Andres of Omaha wcro the pioneers in Iho move ment. Mr. Waltomade was nleatitii nm4i. dent and has served In that capacity over .since. At present there are UXJ members , making it numerically the strongest Turner organization in the state , although 11 Is iho youngest. Of these , forty nro uetlvo Turn ers , thirty boy pupils and over llfty ladles and girls. All the active participants in the gymnastic exorcises are unstinted in their pralso of the sysletn and Iho bcnc.'its derived. The organization has be m managed by pushing , enterprising men and Iho fact that when the society was le-is than n year old it took cnro of the annual state turnfest pul ilnt once in Iho front rank of the Turner societies in thu west. This evening the hall was beautifully dec orated with festoons uf oak leaves tno sym bol of strength with Hags , llowura aud per traits. On the north sldo of Iho hall were the pictures ot America's statesmen , while on the south sldo were arranged thepor - Irnits of Germany's most Illustrious citizens. Above Iho stage was tlio emblem of the North American Ttirnerbund , eonslsling of nn owl , sword , torch nnd a crown of laurel and oak loaves. On the walls were the mot toes , ' -Balm Froi" ( clear the track ) , "Gut Iloil" ( srood liealth ) , and the motto of the North American TurnerbunU , "Frisch , Frui , Starlc , Trou" ( bravo , free , strong , true ) . On the baclc of Iho slago were largo Amer ican and Gorman llaps. A largo number of pcoplo gathered to par- liclpato in the festivities of the evening. Music was furnished by the Lincoln con servatory orchestra and tlio Gormania maon- ncrchor. Exhibitions of skill wcro given by the various active turners Including wand drills and dumb belt exercises by the ladles. * The various classes exhibited great pro- llcicncy. The address of woicomo was delivered by Mayor Wolr who was in a happy mood. The next speaker was Congressman W. J. Bryan who complimented the society on its pros perity and gave them considerable of what they termed ' 'taffy. " Still they took it good naturcdly nnd applauded him. Hon. Pnilip Andrew , ono of the oldest turn ers in America and father of the Nebraska orgnnizations , then appeared und delivered iu German nn interesting address on the sub ject of "Physical Culture. " Ho dwelt at longtb on the great boiielits to be derived from systematic training nnd urged his hear ers to divorce all tendency to sporting and gambling from Iho lurnor exhibitions or competitions and recommended that Iho. honor of winning and Iho physical benclll to bo derived from the tr.iiniiig bo'consldored nlono. This , ho was glad to say , was the policy of the Norlh American lurnera. A noblu example was sot by Iho Greek and Homau athletes who contesled for the laurel wrealh alone. The turners were following this example. The speaker condemned the ordinary go-as-you-plcaso gymna sium methods and commended the system atic training of the turners. He commended the Lincoln Turnverein for the wonderful ad vancement made by it in only two ycara. Ho spoke with pride of the fuel that the turner societies in the United States not only looked afler the perfect physical develop ment of ils member , but also insislod on the development of a patriotic spirit toward America and iusinstitulions. The taller portion of Iho evening was devoted - voted lo dancing. DAMAOINO FLOOD. The water in the bottoms west of Iho city rose steadily last night , and Ibis morning Iho entire bottom land from away on the north round lo F slrcot , and between Fifth and the city limits was covered with water. It rose very slowly all morning , but ul noon was practically stationary. At Iho foot of O and N slrcels , whore Iho crcolc makes n queer inward lurn , the \\ulcr was Iho worst. A bunch of u half Uoien houses a short dls- lance off Iho road to West Lincoln stand on a litlle bit , of elevated ground ut about Third and O streets. During the Hood two weeks ago thcso houses woru surrounded by water , but today theru was in four of ihem a few inches of wnler on Iho llrst , lloor , showing thut the water was nt loasl Iwo feet higher lhan a snorl llmo since. About two hundred yards out uloiiLr iho road is the homo of an old fel low who is known ns the "old hermit. " The old fellow is reputed to bu wealthy , but lives alone In squalor. Ho refused lo gel out of his old shnaly lasl night , nllhough tlio water , owing lo the low position of Iho building , was up lethe window sills. Ho quietly look up his bed , placed ll on Iho roof of Iho house mid slaycd ihora all niglil. Ho was still oc cupying his elavatou position at noon. A number of the residents of the bottoms movna out last night but Iho minority are back in inolr houses lodny. The water has invaded comparatively few houses , and the police have been doing good work in helping the impoverished. An aged lady who lives alone In u house near First and J slreols was lakon ' out this morning. The water was several inches deep on thu lloor of her bedroom , nnd she was found lying in lied , She had been ill for some time , and was so prostrated lhal tbo oltlcors had to lix up a bud for her on Iho wagon bed bottom. Tno storm was widespread throughout tlio stale and lha railroad companies have hud considerable Irouhlo by reason of Iho high waters , At noon all the lines on the Hur- liiiL'tnn were open , however , except between David City and Columbus , and the break will bo repaired tills afternoon. There was a bad washout east of Schtiyler , but the track Is nil right now. The bridge at Wood- lawn , which had been rendered unsufo by Hie high walor of Oak crook , was repaired lasl night. Salt creek Is giving iho Burling ton the grcalosi iroublo. lialf the tracks In iho yard an ) under water , mid consequently cannot bo used. AtJ J ) . m. the Sail creek flood was growing wor.so. Tim water was rising rapidly anil many families ivoro lleoing to places of rofngo. North of the clly In Yolnndo Place there is , or was , a colony of Uus.slans. The district is entirely llooiloit 'and nil the fam" > lies have taken to thu lnlUIdo for rofuco. The wnuir Is sUndlng u foot deep on the lloors of the dwellings. At Ninth nnd Now Hampshire streets. Just north of / , the water Is up to tlio second stories In the houses and everything niMdo Is destroyed. Miinv of the families stuck to tholr houto * until it wn.s too Into to save most of tholr valuables , whllo others loaded their i sions Into boats and struck 'out for the up. lands. At Seventh nnd Y streets the colony ol Hebrews nro drowned out , and the wntor li having everything Its own way. Down by the Burlington roundhouse- there are about throe dozen houses , Inhabited by Russian * , The water hum is several feet deep on the llrst lloor * , mid the Inhabitants have removed their belongings to the tops of the buildings. A curious part of the whole affair Is the tenacity with whlrh the people cling to the It houses. The majority refuse to leave , but many have been laKcn away lu bo.ils. Knirituw Uhl anil Fireman Grlllln brought In engine 7:1 : on the Burlinutun tills after- iwon from Mil Cord. They report thai nil llui draws along the line are full to overflowing , and before reaching each culvurt they Iind to stop nnd .send a man ahead to be sure the culvert v/ns thcrct. This is the condition nil thn way from Kmerald to West Lincoln. The hollows tire Hlled with water , and the lakes npl > car lo bo miles In width. The report Is current that Blgolow's dam is wealienliiL' , nnd lhal II may break at any moment. This has been .s'pruuc ; ut every Hood , but so was thu roiort | about the dam above Conemaugh. Bigelow claims that if It should go out it would not ral.so ttio water to any appreciable extent , but people who ought to know soy that If It docs many tu iho bottoms - toms will bo drowned. Health Ofllcor liartrnm , who Is busy at tending to the temporarily homeless , Is lit- ting up iho old Park school house at Eighth and I'1 streets , for their accommodation. Ho estimates that at least sovonty-livo families have boon driven from homo by the hlgb waters. Thu Antelope Is also raging , and the water is within two feet of the Missouri Pacific bridge nt W and Seventeenth streets. Thtf approaches to the bridge lo West nnd North Lincoln have all been swept away. Th rapid Iransll company has abandoned Iti motors to Wesi Lincoln , iho water drowning the Urns. NAIIUUW rsl'Al'P. A terrible accident , was narrowly averted ot the North Lincoln electric line about 8 o'clocl ' this morning. While crossing the middle bridge on Twelfth , spanning Halt croon , the motor jumped the tr.ick , and broke away I part of the sldo ol the bridge. Thcro woru four passengers on board , but Ihcv were more scared than hurt. si.ioiiTi.Y Mixr.n. A suit involving n largo amount of money and the reputation of several well known Nobrasknns w.xs Hied In ll.o district court this mor-ilng. Thu plaintiffs wro Marc. C. Upton , Jonathan ( Jhaso and his wife , mid tlio defendants J. W. Khurwood nnd Lewis P. Albright. The petition sots forth th it on March 1'J , Ih'JI , Air and Mrs. Chase were Ihu owners of some properly valued at $ < . > ,000 , at inu uurlhwiMt corner of Q and Twelfth streets , and on Uiatilato sola thu same lo thu defendants. There wis a mortgage of Slv 500 on the propirty , and dufondaiils agreed lu assume $ I2MH ( ) of it. At that time Sherwood and Albright claimed to have a controlling interest in iho lied Cloud National bank at Red Cloud , and in consideration oj lliu deed lo Iho proportv described , tr.insfcrrcrt to Chase $ i&ui , > worth -V of bank stock , representing il to bo of pat value. The plaintiffs cliargo that tins ullega. lion was false and made with intent , to do. ccivo and defraud lliem. They claimed also lhat Iho bank was financially sound , and Al bright , tlio cashier , nnulo a sUlcimml lo tliat effect , when , as plalntitTs allege , the stale , mont was "cooked" and made with intonl In defraud. Among Ihe assets was a $30,000 morlgagn given by Iho Ked Cloud roller mills , which was represented to bo a llrsl lion , but which proved lo bo about iiflh , and thu bank had la expand S'.O'JO in satisfying other claims. There was also a $10,000 note given by tlm Ucd Cloud electric light company and In dorsed by tno milling company. The elcctna lijjhl people now claim that was only nn ac commodation note and have succcsifullv re sisted Its collection. Aloright had agreed to lurn over Iho conlrol of the eleclrio light company to Chase , but now refuses to do so. To secure the balance of the mortgage bu Lincoln property Case and Upton signed a S , r > 00 bond to pay iho samo. Upton was to be the casbitir of the bank under Chine , but when Iho election cunm round W. S. Wood , presidoiil of the National bank of Conimorco at Kansas Cily , a heavy creditor , through Iho connivance and with the assistance of de fendants elected ono Clary as cashier. Chasa alleges lhat Wood , Clary and the defendants entered Into a conspirnov lo nnd did finally wreck the bank by depleting its assets and scattering its funds. Thu details of tha transaction nro sot forth ut great longlh , and Chase asks Iho court to decree the transac tions between them sot at naught , and ho Da given 1m properly in Lincoln back again. HIPS lOK : ri.UMllINO. Bids were opened yesterday nc lha slala house for inc erection of a boiler house and system of plumbing and .steam heating for , the now industrial institute for girls , lo ho creeled nl Geneva. The bids wcro as fol lows : M. E. Ilurlburt , St. Joseph , Mo , * 10,88.V Hooker & Orr , Lincoln , SIl.TJT ; Cooper & Cole Brother. ! , Lincoln , $ Ui.V)0 ) ; Korsomeyor & Co. , Lincoln , $11,000. Nona of the bids wcro npparaiilly satisfactory lo Iho board as no award was .mado. The members of Ihe board thought lhat this would bo pulling lee much money into lhat branch of Iho work. The entire appro priation is bul $10,000. Of luis Iho building ilsolf will cosl ? i3UO ; > . The architecture will cost $1IO | ( more , and there are several hundred * of dollars other expenses , so that Iho § 10,835 for plumbing , hoatlncr and bodur house would overrun the appropriation. To day the board mot again , made some etinnijes in the plans , and Kordinoyor it Co. said that Ihe firm conid do Iho work for ? J-103 , , They were given Iho contract. TOO MUCH IIAIN' . Farmers whoso Holds of grain , wheat , barley nnd rye , are ripe for harvest , and in whoso many fields the reaping has boon in progress , between tbo .showers for several days , are groaning over tlio discouraging weather condition. Hundreds of iicros bearIng - Ing thu heaviest yield ever nrod'iood ' In Lancaster " caster counly are covered" with harvested grain , much of it lying In unbound condition , or In sheaves , while many llol ts are soitured in Iho shock , bul liable to sprout from Iho olTocl of moisl woalhor. Tlio ground is rendered lee spongy from rain lo a ( mil of easy pulling of hurt osiers and reapers nnd altogether Iho oullook is not very oncourai ; . ing. Corn thai has been cleared of weed ) has boon doing nicely for tbo past ten days , Is nevertheless falling behind Iho average of healthy seasons and although thrifty , is liable , nnlots hot woathur succeeds , lo fall into a frosty grash buloru mulurily. nuns AND KMIS , Mr. H. C. Mahoiioy , who has boon manager of thu local office of the Western Union tele graph company fur thrCo years has b < . succeeded by Mr. J. H. McGuire , who lus bcon chief clerk in thu Omaha otllcu for u number of yuars. Mr. Muhoney will leave for Chicago in four or Hvo days , Messrs , Oakley , Atkinson and Sizar from Iho commiuco on matters appertaining to tlm national encampment of the Grand Army of Ihu Hopubliu loft for Chicago yesterday for the purpose of taking action with reference lo securing iho noxl annual uvont for Lincoln. Captain J. A. Etnmons of The Nobro.sk \ State Democrat suggests that thu democratic ] editors of Iho state meet nl Lincoln July ilO , In convention nnd make preparations for a vigorous tight thu coming uutumn. Deputy Sheriff C. W. Hoxlo handed In his resignation this morning , to take offcct tin. mediately , Mr , Hoxlo will taku a Well-earned rosl. Ho has made a faithful and accoiiimo. dating ofllclnl and retires wllhtlhu good will nnd friendship of everybody In Lnnotuor counly who knows him , and they nro lotion , Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report.