THE OMAHA DAILY BEE , SUNDAY , JUNE 14 , 1891-SJ.XTEEiN JfAUJfiS. THE DAILY BEE n. UOSKWATlUt Ktmon. PUDLISHKU EVERY MORNING Tf HMS OK SUllHCUII'TtON. Dally neii < wHhoulSiiinlnyOtioYeur..f ) ft C Daily nml Siiml.iy.Uno Vcar . W C filx month * . . . . . . . . f > c Thrro tnonth * . . . , . . . 2 rUimliiv lire , Onn Year. . , . . . . 2(1 ( Huturduv llee , Ono Your . . . . . . 1 ' ' Weekly IIcc. Onu Year. . . . , . . . 1 * OlWICESi Omnhs , Ttir Pee Iliilldlng. Houth Ouiiilin. Corner N nncl Sfilli Streets. Council muffs , 12. IVmrl Street. Chicago ( fllrc , UI7 Chamber of Oonimorco. Now York. Hoomn 13.14 anil JVTrlbunoUutldlni Waohlnpton , fill ) Fourteenth street. coiinEspoNor.NCK. Allromnnlnlcatloni relating to news uni rdltorlnl matter should lie addressed to ih tdltorlul Department. 11USINK83 I.KTTEU9. Allbnidncftslattorfl and remittances shoiili to addressed to Tlio Hee Publishing Company Omaha. Draft * , checks alul poitnfllro order to lie tnado payable to the order of the com , The Bee Piiisliins Company , Proorietors TIIK State of Nebraska , I. . . County of Douglas. I Ocoreo II. Trschuck. secretary of The Ilo , Publishing ronni.iny , dots solemnly swoai that the Dctunl clrrulatlon of TIIK DAII.T Heifer for the week ending Juiro 13 , 1891 , was ni follows : flundnv.Juno 7 . , . ' . . .20.00 Monday , .fnno B . M.rc. Tuendiiv. Juno 0 . Sflui Wednesday , Juno 1C . . . . . .20.40" " piursday. Jtiiio.ll . jjvji. Prldny. Junn 12 . . . . .20.MK Saturday. Jnnol. ) . , . -M.S'Ji Average . 20,877 GEORGE I1.T7.POHOOX. Hworn to before mo and subscribed In my tiroecncc llilsKth day of Juno , ififll. V. V. Fim. Notary Public. Mate of Nrhrnnka , I County of DoniElns , ( M Grorpe Il 'Irschuck , Icing duly sworn , lie- roFcsond eiiyn that ho la secretary of TUB DEE Publishing ioTtipirij , mat the actual average flaily circulation of 'Jim DAILT UKK forthe month of June , 1800. was2.01 ! copies ; for July. IfPO. 20.fC3 topics ! for Aucust , J8UO. 10,760 cnplra ; for fccptomber. It90 , 2flWO copies ; for October. 1800. Jf\7GJ roplos ; for Novem ber , 3KK > , 22,1'JO copies ; fcir Dccotntcr , 1890 , Z'Vl copies : for January , IfOI , 2.44 < J copies ; for rchrunry. 1fl"l. " ) syi'2 cpplrs : for March , ] S91,24.0rS copies. for April , 1WI , K1.B28 copies , for May J6D1. 2C.8IO copies. CEonnE n. T7scnucic. Bworn to before me. nnd subscribed In my Presence , thlsL'ddayof June. A. 0. . 1S9I. N. P. Fit , Notnrv Public. Mil. HIJNKY EnnnNi'FOKT. florist , called out an encore ; but THE BHK lias received no flowers. THUS fur this year tbo irrigating1 ditches in western Nebraska have boon chiefly useful in carrying off the excess of wator. TIIK prohibition party of "Nebraska Is called to moot in convention at Lincoln August 5. This is the party which was struck by a blizzard last November. Nothing has been hoard of it since until now. THK Chinese doctor who said bo could cure a patient quicker for 810 a week than for $5 may , not have been discreet in the admission but ho cer tainly was more frank than some of his brothers of the medical profession. Rnv. SAM SMAT.L 1ms withdrawn from the Methodist ministry and yet no charge of heresy has boon brought against him , though his financial ortho doxy has been seriously questioned by his associates in the University of Utah. Los ANOKI.US , Cal. , has a population of 50,000 , ' an assessed valuation of $44- 000,000 , n city tax rate of about 2J nor cent Omaha has 140,000 people , an'as- Bessod valuation of $21,000,000jxnd a tax rate of more than G per cont. Comment is superfluous. AwAltDS of contracts for supplying the Sioux Indians with stock cattle have boon made. A firm has secured the contract for 725 cows at $21.99 each. It. is safe to say that milch cows at this figure will never enter Into very sharp competition with $ ho Nebraska cream eries. THE Nebraska Undertaker's associa tion announces its readiness- contrib ute toward a world's fair fund of $100,000 for Nebraska. In view of the fact that this organization can make a very poor showing in its line from this state , the offer Tmist bo accepted as both disinter ested and public spiritod. WYOMING is the coming mineral com monwealth of America. This is a fact which will boar frequent repetition. Coal , iron , gold , silver , and other metals and petroleum will give her this posi tion. Within another generation Wyo ming's wealth will bo the wonder of the world. Mark the prediction. LINCOLN is naturally a beautiful city nnd the hand of man has added to the charms of nature until the cnpital is itrikingly attractive. In those years of vigorous growth her citizens have not neglected the importance of something besides business blocks , manufaotoilos , street nnd steam railroads , but have also made Lincoln an educational center , which will attract to bor the best class 0 fcltizonah'lp nnd give her a place in the hearts of thousands of Nobrnskatm whoso school days will bo spout In her midst. WALTEII g. MAXWELL , the well dressed- gentleman from Los Angeles , who was propoiod as ohlof of the bureau of horticulture for the world's fair , was rejected and General N. P. Chipmun nominated and confirmed by the world's fair directory , Mr. Maxwell changed his clothes three or four times a day , kept his handsome face well shaved and otherwise exhibited tha tendencies of the dude. This is the reason ho was ro- joctod. General Chlpnutn is rather too old to perform the manual labor of the wlno prois , but ho id a good judge of wines and no dudo. Ho will probably bo acceptable. TUB king can do no wrong and the heir apparent Is presumably endowed with something like the same infallibil ity. On this account the public senti ment of Great Britain will probably spend itself in resolutions of censure upon the prlncotof Wales and his gam bling tendencies , while the prlnco lilm- Bolf will go on as before doing about ns lie ploasos. lie will not bo cashiered whatever befalls his master of buck- hounds nnd his associate card players , generals Williams and Lovltt. If the queen does u-tt outlive him the gay old wan who hoi Uiocall on the crown when ilia dies will -tiko the throne as a matter ft court)9. OMAHA AS AN EDUCATIUXAI. CENTKl The recent action of the board of trut too a of Bellevue college In clmngln , the name of the institution , to thatc Iho University of Omaha and'arrnnglni for enlarging Its scope BO as to conforti to the character of a university , Is n stc ; for advancing this city as an oducn tlonal center upon which the communlt , is to bo congratulated. As already tin nounccd it la proposed that the depart incuts of letters , science nnd arts a Bellevue college shall continue there and that those of law , theology , medicine cine and other professional schools wll bo located at Omaha. Some Urn ago Dr. George L. Miller donatci land at Seymour park ns a slto for th Omaha thooloclcal somiriary , and thli institution , which will open for the flrs time In September next , "will become i part of the University of Onmha. Ai effort is making to induce the Omalu medical college to consolidate with tht university , and if successful the instltu tion will secure ono of the best equipped medical school's of' the west. At anj rate the promise is that thi.a city is tc have a university which in scope urn character will favor.ibly compare wltl : any in tiio country , and whlcli may bo expected to expand Ir usefulness with the growth of the city and surrounding country. There is undoubtedly room here , if there be not an urgent demand , for such an Insti tution , and it is safe to predict for It c great and useful career. There is every probability that withlr the next two or three years Omaha will bo the seat of a Lutheran soiriinary , Thn very generous donation of land ir this city for a site , valued at $100,000 , recently made by Mr. Augustus Kountzo , together with 850,000 In cash , conditioned upon another $15,00 ( ) ( being raised to construct buildings and furnish them , doubtless In- suios the seminary to this city. The proposition was accepted with llttlo hesitation by the Lutheran conference and a substantial sum was subscribed at oncn , so that there is every reason to expect that the whole amount required will bo secured within the time designated. Tbe Lutheran denomination - nomination has no thoblogicil seminary west of Gettysburg , Pa. , so that if ono is established in Omaha it will provide for a wide region of country and will have relative importance. The law and medical departments of the Wesleyan university at Lincoln , are to bo removed to Omaha , and will "be n valuable addition to the educational fa cilities oi this city. Thus Omaha , for years occupying a prominent place among the cities of the country for her excellent common school system , will , in the near future , outrank most of the cities of her class in the moans of higher education. The prospect is ono which every citizen can regard with a lively sense of gratification. THE OMAHA NORMAL SCHOOL. TJIO Omaha training school for toach- era clofos its first year with a public en tertainment in Boyd's opera house on the aftornoon'of Juno 24. On that occasion the graduates will receive their certifi cates and a summing up of the year's work will bo mndo for the Information of those present and the public in general. This training school is especially in tended for Omaha young people who desire special instruction in theory and. practice of teaching. It Is a normal school at homo under the supervision of efficient instructors who personally di rect not only the classes studying textbooks * books upon pedagogy , but tholr actual practice with classes in a primary de partment The school has awakened a great deal of interest. Twenty sight students have taken the course this .voar. They are all graduates of the Omaha high school. Only Omaha young people are entitled to its benefits. The lualifications for admission are rosi- 3onco in Omaha , good moral character ind a high school or equivalent sducation. Pupils of the private and lonominutional institutions of the city vs well as those of the high school are idmittod and welcomed. Residents of Dmaha who have been instructed olso- ivhoro , but who are able to pass an ox- unination in the branches comprising iho high school course are permitted to mrticipato in Its benefits. The friends of this now departure nro confident that its successful work this ear has entirely disarmed any crlti- jlsms which may have heretofore 'booti jurront upon the general proposition of mparting normal school Instruction at liomo. The board of education Is greatly rratlflcdat the results achieved and the .raining school has apparently become i permanent feature of our system. THE WOIILD'S fVtm , The great event toward which Chicago ooks with an interest which Is contag- ous is an assured success. Nothing ihort of a terrible calamity to the whole sountry or the city or a disastrous war : an interfere with its progress to groat- icds which can never bo equaled by any irovloua world's exposition. The \ujorican people regard the coming ivent with well nigh as much interest ind enter Into its plans with almost as uuch enthusiasm as the people of the front city In which it Is to bo hold , fhoy know that Chicago is equal to the > ccaslon and there Is no hint of a doubt is to tholr duty to contribute cheerfully md generously to the momentum with vhlch the ontorprlKo Is moving on from lope nnd expectation to realization. Six stales only of the 41 have refused o pass appropriations. Those will un- loubtcdly realize tholr mistake and ro- : all tholr action before the fair opens , n any ovout their public spirited cltl- ona will contribute funds from their prl > nto means to make good the dnfidonuioa , f any , nnd it is safe at this time to Jivy hat every state in the union will bo redltably represented. Only 27 states .nil territories voted appropriations for ho centennial ox position In 3870 , and heir aggregate amount was but $1,517- 00 , Already 20 elates havq approprl- .ted over $2,500,000. Pennsylvania's otnl appropriations for the centennial mounted to $1,125,000 , and the city of 'lilladolphla gave $1,500,000 more. The Jnltcd States government gave to the 'hlladelphia exposition in 1870 $0(0,250 ( , nd loaned the exposition 31,600,000. 'b.o national appropriation for the Chicago world's fair Is $1,500,000. Chi ctigo hns not asked for a Htocic sUb crip ( Ion outside of the city , but has put her self In the way of raising $12,000,000 to the fair. Ofllclal acceptances of the president' Invitation to participate have boon received coivod already from Prance , Groa Britain , Germany , Spain , China , Mexico Peru , II6nduras , Salvador , Costa lllcn Columbia , Cuba , Guatemala , Jamaica and unofficial notices from Egypt Morocco , Nicaragua , Venezuela Ecuador , Brazil , San Domingo , Ilayt and British Columbia , It is only a ques tion of time when nearly all the nation of the globe , largo and small , will havi dofinitolj" Informed this'govornmon that they are to bo represented. Tin world's fair of 1893 will bo the greatos and most Imposing International event over witnessed , if lavish expenditure and enterprise can make It so. A PHAOT1CAL SUaOESTlON. When lion. Benjamin Buttorworth , secretary of the world'a fair commission , was recently in Omaha , ho made a vorj practical suggojtion to n representative of THK BKK , which is worthy of consid eration. This was that four or more states join hands In the erection qf n hundsomo building. Lot them build It , said Mr. Buttorworth , in the form of n cross , or after some artistic design , as signing n wing to each state , and lot there bo ono general assembly room or pavilion In tho.'ccntor where the people from the various states can moot and mingle , _ and from which the thronging visitors can pass to each and all of the state departments represented in the building. " In this manner the buildings will bo made more attractive and imposing , nnd no state will bo missed by the thousands of sightseers. If the states , said Mr. But- terworth , erect separata buildings some of thorn will scarcely bo noticed , because their buildings will be nipftgro compared with other great buildings. Ho stated that the idea of combining and erecting a joint building has boon favorably considered by some of the states farther east nnd will undoubtedly bo adopted. "Wo would like to see , " said Mr. Butterworth , . ' 'Nebraska , * Iowa , Kansas and Colorado unite in the erec tion of a handsome building , each state occupying a wing of the building. " This suggestion should receive the attontipn of the commissions of the above-named states which will have charge of the preparations of tholr exhibits at the Columbian exposition. The plan is entirely feas ible , and it could bo carried out with a saving of expense to the states in com parison with the cost of separate building for each. There is force also , in the idea that state exhibits in a structure largo enough to accommodate several of them would receive creator attention than if made in separate build- 'ngs that would bo overshadowed by the more imposing surroundings. The largo majority of people are attracted by the proportions of a building , naturally ox- poctirfg to find within it more for their instruction nnd "entertainment , and as of the vest crowds that , will visit Iho world's fair tens of thous ands will have only a very limited time to stay there , all such will be compelled to neglect the smaller and separated dis plays. Wore the four states montiou'qd by Mr. Buttorworth to unite in carrying out his suggestion , assuming that each of them intends to have a building for its exhibit , they could have an imposing structure of attractive architectural de sign which could bo constructed at three-fourths the cost of four separate buildings , and which undoubtedly would insure greater attention to tholr .ex hibits. Every consideration cotmnonds the suggestion of Secretary Buttorworth us eminently practical and judicious. PltiNCE AND PKOPLK. Immediately after the verdict in the baccarat case the Prince of Wales re paired to the Ascot races with a number of bis chums and was received , there with a demonstration of what seemed popular enthusiasm. It was at once [ issumod that notwithstanding the .dis creditable revelations affecting the prince in the gambling case the English people wore still so loyal to him that Ihoy wore ready to condone the part lio'playod In that scandal. Unquestion ably some of them wore. The class 3f whom Lord Chief 'Justice Colc- ridge said , "Thoy are all very much pleased to have such guests is the prince of Wales , " wore very willing to show the heir apparent that Lhoy hold him in no loss regard because rt the disgraceful episode in his career through which ho had just passed. The aristocrats onjtho ono'hand and thoprol- 3tnriat on , the other could unite in throwing up tholr hats and shouting in testimony of their loyalty to the heir ipparont and their indifference to the .utost evidence of his vices.- Even the ord chief justice , by the side of whom the prlnco sat during the trial of the jaccarat cube , could lind palliating clr- jumstancos for his having introduced , hat most viqious of gambling games at Tranby Croft , and cloubtlost ) every jambler-in England quite agreed with : ils lordship. But the great middle class of Eng- and , the class which Is. becoming , if It jo not already , the most powerful and yill ultimately determine whether the > rasont form of the British government s to bo permanent , hold different i-Iow of the matter. Those Intelligent Msoplo whoso conscience Is not v/arpod by the worship of royalty , and who do not 'col that loyally to tholr native land in- rolvos the necessity of compromising vitu vice in high places , are not satis fied that the man who may at any time )0 elevated to the throne of England ind who therefore should set an exam- do of virtue nnd dignity nna true mnn- Inoss to the nation , shall go unro- jukcd for having failed to do , hls. They do not couinlaln that the cheat , Gordon Gumming , was con- rictod of his rascality nnd has suffered i deserved penalty , but they Insist that ils n&soaiates In vice shall not escape lioir just share of responsibility for the llsgraco brought upon the nation. They lo not admit that wrong-doing by royalty s any loss grave an oiTonso than when < ommlttoa by ordinary people , uud it Is ilgnlflcnnX of the growth of a more fear- ess public sontlmoi.t in England that they BO dcclnfn They may not really doslt'o that tJMprlnco of Wales shall bo subjected t < | | form of punishment , 'and least of I < U1 that ho shall Buffer tlio humiliation of being retired from the oemy , but , they ( lo de mand that such ofllclal no- tlco bo taken Of his conduct ns will bo a fitting rebukennd will not leave the na tion In the pi salon of having been Indifferent - different to 1 iiiolTonso. The prince og Wales Is long past mld- dlo life. Fo\tjWo than a quarter of a century ho has occupied the position of rightful succBseor to the British throno. Ho has had the opportunity to bo in deed , what ho Is by title , the first gen tleman of England. But ho has boon chiefly distinguished for his gallant at tentions to women and by his facility for accumulating debts , and now In ad- , dltlon to these the world knows htm as a persistent and not overscrupulous gain- blor , carrying about with him in his visIts - Its to country houses n gambling outfit. Surely the bettor class of the English people would merit the contempt of all the world if they failed to condemn such a revelation. TUB AnTI-TllUST i/tlt' VPHKLD. A decision has just been rendered by the United States district court for the midtllo district of Tennessee upholding the anti-trust law passed by the last con gress. The case which called out this decision was , the prosecution under the law of a coal combination consisting of the Nashville coal exchange , Kentucky mine owners nnd the Nashville coal dealers , the purpose of the monopoly being to control the production and price of coal. It was brought as n test case , and Judge Key in his decision hold that the law is constitutional nnd said that the defendants - fondants in the case must bo perpetually enjoined and restrained from further violating the provisions of the anti-trust law by further carrying on their trade under the agreement by which the coal exchange was established. The law thus having boon victorious in its first attack upon monopoly , it is a reasonable hope that efforts will bo made to apply it to all exist ing combinations which violate its provisions. The act invests United States circuit * courts with juris diction to prevent violations of the law , and requires district attorneys to insti tute proceedings against offenders. It also provides ttuU pel-sons injured by the trusts may' auo and recover three fold the damage sustained. It has boon suggested that/iTis / the duty of the de partment of juStice to put in motion pro ceedings against-tho 'Various trusts and combinations that can bo reached by the law , but this does not seem to bo neces sary. No harm , would be done by the department of justice in structing or3 advising the dis trict attorneys o to their 'fluty , and it would , porhap,3De well to do this , but manifestly the officials can proceed with out such' instruc'tlons. The law is not exactly mandatory upon thorn , but it was evidently iutondocl by congress that district-attornoys-should proceed against violnt rsofvtho.-ltw ( without wilting for instructions from 'Washington or com plaints from individuals. But still it might oo a gooi , thing for the depart ment of justice to take nction.for the en forcement of the law. It is possible that it has boon waiting for a decision in the test case before doing anything , nnd that having this the department will now move for making the law effective against all combina tions to which it applies. It is certainly -timo that something of this sort were dono. The anti-trust law has boon In force more than n year , nnd the republican congress which passed It , after prolonged consideration , intended that it should bo enforced. It has thus far been practically n dead letter , thus causing the good tfaith of congress and the good administration in connection with this legislation , to bo called in question. Trusts and combinations have multiplied and flourished in unmistak able violation of the law , and opponents of the republican party hnvo not boon slow to use this fact for whatever effect it might have in damaging the party in popular confidence , The administration could do itself and the party it repre sents no bettor service than to take stops for < the thorough enforcement of .the anti-trust law. Tun proposed Congo treaty and its rejection so far as this country is con cerned by the United States senate has almost escaped recollection. In about a month the great powers of Europe will probably ratify the Brussels agreement guaranteeing that the slave trade arid sale of brooch-loading arms and intoxi cants in the Congo shall bo suppressed. The nltpd States cannot , of course , be come a party to the convention without the consent of the sonato. That body will probably abide by Us former action , though a motion to reconsider is pending. There nro statesmen in that body who contend strongly against the compact for two/vpry good reasons , ono of which is thatPtho spirit of the Monroe doctrine will 'oJJ'Iolatod by formally entering into the agreement. The other rotates to cortaluTjoundary controversies between the rpju'bllcs ) of Prance nnd Liberia in which : the interests of Liberia might bo comp'fqjhisod. Nevertheless , ' both the prosldqi'ijjjand the state depart ment regard it aa advisable for this gov ernment to joln Uid other nations in the philanthropic rijyi-pi-lso contemplated Dy the proposotlnrtttxty and the senate may yet bo induct to glvo its consent , the agreement being hold open for the signature of thiij'S vornmont. Till ! world's -lufr directory must bo difllcult to satisfy when it refuses to con firm the nomination of M. E. Stone as chief of the department of foreign affairs. A Giddy Grandfather. Cnndor compels tbo stutonout that tlio prmco of Wales scorn * pretty Kiddy toe a grandfather. A. I'rrtiiiont Qticxtlon. Concerning tbo alleged doclluo of Mr. Jerry Simeon , will somebody please stuto what Mr , Siinpion bos oocllneal Wave. Rosowater'a nuccess with TUB BRB and bis Influence In the party rnl os ft musty bowl from the lukewarm republican proas over the s\a\.o \ \ , and just because success has suc ceeded. _ _ Ororor'fl Anxiety. . Orovor ClovoUml Is anxiously looking for ward to the dixy when Governor Hill will nmko an attempt to untnuglo himself. Jllll's Stupidity Allninn Jmirnnl ( lieu. ) Slnco the cltclalon of the court In the Con necticut election case the position of David ft. Hill In refusing to honor Governor Uulko- lay's requisition pnpors appears more stupid and foolish than over. Gtovoland'flOImiiRo of llnso. , UrooMvn Timtt ( I Hit ) . Well , hnrrnh for Orovor Cleveland , of Now Jersey. Ilo Is a pretty accent fellow with nil his faults , and wo would llko to see him running lor president again. Then tno "cam paign of education" could go merrily on. s' Venom. JVeui York Continent ( Drm. ) Ex-Sonator Ingalla today presents the np- ponranco of the typical disgruntled politician. lie acctns to be nn embodiment of political and personal baa temper. His sneer at the cabinet officials as "private clerks to Harri son" looks as If ho has no ambition for fur ther advancement In publlo'lifo , nnd desires only to empty bis venom upon all who como within reach of his mordaclous fangs. ATsnrd San I'rancttco Clnvntde. The absurdity of tbo scheme of regulating the drinking hablu of n community has boon well Illustrated In Boston. The torn- poranco people fancied that men would drink Icsj.lf they bad toslt at n table Instead of standing at a bar , but a year's experience has shown that the table scheme stimulates drunkenness. So Boston bos returned to the genuine American plan and its osthotlo resi dents may once moro taUo their cocktails leaning on the bar. . Owes It to tlie West. ' Yarlt Tlmeit. An effort will bo made to secure the loca tion of the next republican national conven tion at Omaha. And why not ? The west has been the backbone of the republican _ party , nnd will continue to bo. This vast sec tion , always oyorwnolmlngly republican , al ways true to the party , has never received any consideration whatever at tbo hands of the party. It was not doubtful. It noyor needed a sop to stimulate Its loyalty. While Jt.ho recalcitrant and doubtful states have received tbo plums the gro.it and generous west has gene on electing republi cans \vlthout a whimper. The least the party can do in return is to locate tha na tional convention in tbo central and queen city , the gate city to the vast and enthusias tic west. fASSJKO JESTS. The Pig has commenced rooting for a liv ing in Pitts burg iron circles. First Dogcateher His nibs , the count , is all broke up. Second Ditto What ! Swlpod with a club ! "Nnw. Worse than that. Duru chump tried to scoop thorn sunset curs on the i-ily hall. Couldn't roach 'em , and foil. You ought to ice the bark off his back ! Oh , Loaina ! " Prank Leslie's : Yawksby God bless my soul ? Where did yon got that homely old guy for a typewriter ? Hnwksby ( meoltly ) I'm married. A good man once Into politics wont , By a singular freak of fate , And he lootccd the whole field of politics o'er , illut ho never conld'Qud bis mate. .Fifty people at Blootnington , . 1111. , have been made seriously ill by eating Ice cream at a church social. Again should the summer young man return devout thanks that the annual-warning to the aumnior girl has ap peared on timo. Washington Post. : "When the cat's away the baccarats will play , " Is how proverb and pronunciation are garbled to. suit the situa tion In England. Kansas City Times : In western basobnll circles Dare ROVYP and his. Farmers' Alliance team are enacting the role of the farmer yoked to the calf nnd yelling : "Dang our fool souls , hero wo come. Somebody head us off. " The difficulty so far has been to Imd some body to do the heading off. Smith , Gray & Co.'s Monthly : Salvation ist Stop , young man , I want to speak to you. you.HarryWoUl Salvationist Did you Know vou wore going straight to hell } Harry-iExcuse mo , I'll see you later. Blacksmith ( to his nclpor ) Don't strike so hard. Tbo anvil is not a piano. Cork : Bunker Good morning , Hill I Have a cigari Hill ( in a hollow voice ) Do not tempt mo with tobacco , mv friondl It is incompatible with the study of he occult. Washington Star : "You observe. " re marked the real estate reporter , with great orudltloii , to the city editor , showing him the cut of a now house , "In this architecture there Is n strong Italian feeling. " "Yes , " said the city editor , scratching his head Hi reflective mood , "It noes look a good deal as if It bad stopped on a banana pool. " BrldgowayHerald : "la the bands of men entirely great _ , the pen Is mightier than the sword. " It is the same way with a parasol in tbo bauds of a woman. It will stop a street car. ' "Pa what's ) " . Puoblo'Oplnlon : , diplomats "Thoy are the mats that real statesmen wlpo their feet on , ray sou.1 . * ' ' ' ' TIIH PKST1VB lIUTOHlill. Chtcau'i ' Tribune Hlppolrto in Hn.yli Is u festive potentate , Though his annual free < -lrc\is cotnos this season rather Into. What with gnns , nnd dusky minions , and barrels of blood shod. There are chances that his pinions may bo clipped , and then his bead. ODD J'VlCIS I The forest nrou of tlio Unltud States Is ustl- tnutod ii.4HI,7WW ( uurot. Tlio woimm of Itnlyio \ \ work olive oil presses not 'JO cents a duv. The diamond cutters of Now York earn an avoinuo salary of $ ) o n wouk. Of tbo 14.300,000 cotton splndlo * In tlio Unltud States. MnsiaoluisuUs has4,5OUOO , The United States IIUH ( VJ7.000.iWO gold coins , and only 41,0 ! < n,000of tlu-so are In circulation. Tlin const line of Aluskn oxooods In lunctb by a.O-Jamtloa tliutof ull the rust of the Unltud billies. The number of clmngns which can bo plavod upon u rliltno of hulls Is wont ) or fill. Twolvu holla will allow no IOHS limn J7'J,01)J.OOO ) ohniiKo. Tlio Anolcut nml lionjrablo Artillery of Tlasum Holoots Its loanoit members forolllcors. Not a man of thorn ban u walut moro than forty-six Inches uliout. The discovery of the territory of Virginia attending Italulvh's expudlllon was declared hyQiirini Kllzikbotb to bo tlio most glorious eirntof lior reign. An a inciiirirlul of liur un- niarrloU state | lu 1051) ) slip nuiiiud tbo country Virginia. A. Hl'Jt.lY OP MIOXKV81CKLE. llarper't llmar. I broke , ono il y , a Blonder atom Thick sut with little golden horns Half hui ) , half liUmsuni ; untl n nem Huch U4OHO find * In au tuiun morns , When all ttio gr.iss with ( low h.strung. On uvery fairy Im la liunir. I dropped It , uioless , In n plaoo \Yliuru no llKhtMioua , ami straight forgot Its dellcutis nowlloworlnu grace. Vut from the dark , iicvlootefl Hixit .Stole , unrusantlnc , tlimncli tbo gloom bwoot bruathaUmtxluddenod tbo wholoroom. Whnront I thought , Oboartof mine ! A luwon for Ihon. plain to roiul : Thou iiKodeat nut that ll ht hrmld shine , Or any luiin thy uuaiity liou.1 ; r-iiouih If haply th1s.be fc TUiil thou hni iwiiuttioss to boiloul TIIK ffVAKKtt CITy XAM'OliKOtiH. WnMilnatnn Star ! A time loci * doesn't nflom to bo m > essential In a Philadelphia bank ns a money loofc , Clnvofnml I'lnln-Pflalnri It Is Raid I'hlladcl- phlu'N omhpzzlhix ex-tron urcr Is recovering his health , but the ptxiiilc nro not getting buck Uiclr million stolen dollars , Now York Adrortldor : Detective * have boon sent out to search for IMillmlolnhlu's mUMnit millions , .so It muy be Infvrrrd that tbo last po ? upon which liopo can Imnjj has dri > pcd. Kansaa Oily Stars t'lilladnlphla U active In looking the Mabln door aftpr the horse l utolcn. Hut therein ho shows up moro cred itably limn BOIIIO olhor cltlos nlm.larly allllctod , which have neither locked the door nor pursued the thlof. Kansas Olty Times : Tt Is pretty safe to fljj- lire that If ox-City Treasurer lliinlsloy of 1'hllndolphla Is given oren ( ho lownil tlino on each of the Indictments to which ho has pleaded sullty , bo will never bo able to do up another city. Now York World : When taxation moans a looting cf the jKHipIo for tbo bannllt of monop olies it , Is not strung that treasurers chosen by tint monopolists should ( In looting on tholr own account , as they luoo done In the mouop- oly-rlddon slate of ruiinsylvanla. Denver Hun : Seventeen Indictments Imvn been found against Treasurer Itardsloy of rhllnclolphla. The ARirroxato maximum pen alty on them all would DO olRhty-flvn y ar . If foiiild guilty In ovary case ho would prob ably bo willing to compromise on a life BUII- tcnco. St. Ixjnls Republic : In pleading guilty and asking that nciitonco bo deferred until ho can prcimro u full confession , tlio defaulting treasurer of 1'hlladolplilu may bo showing contrition. Then , aitaln. ho may bo notifying anitnibnrof noop'o Innn anipbatlo way that they will Iliul It to tholr Interest tohllstlo around nnd got him off us lluhtly as possible. Olobo-Bomocrat ! The republican party Is " ' , " ; , r "l 'nslbln for the financial rascality which hns t-otno to Hunt In that city , but the party would be helped by th rigorous pini- Ishmontof the ranoals nevertheless. It will not do for u republican community like Phila delphia to treat Its scoundrels with Icnlunuy accorded this class ot culprits lu democratic Chicago Journal : ET-Troasnror Hardslor. tmnVnJ1. ? " ! ° "M" * KU"ty M' ° "buzzlliig o\er 1000.000 ' belonging to the city of I'hlladolnhla. Y" ? , ? " ,9WH , liy llin Houbrfqtiot of "Honest John Hardsloy. Ho managed , however , to Pii inwAsr.wltl.ncnri-v ! " ' ' Illjr " Sl" ' ' " 8 "Honest Dick Tale of Kentucky , The prefix of "hon- " " ° 0 tllu avor" ooonioj ' PKOXi VOVttT TO ALTAIC. .i9' ' ° b , ° Democrat : The most unfortunate thing In the caw of Sir William Gordon Oum- nilng Is the fact -that ho has married an American girl. Chicago Inlor-Ooean : Sir Goidon dimming was loser In one uonrt Out Huccessful In an other. Up appears to have rotiilnod i3 | .jros- cneo of mind nnd created u gilt-edge { , ens ! < - Chlcaeo Times : The lesson of the baccarat scandal has not been lost on Sir William Gor- 1Ct"lllnl" ' ' " marrying an American girl ho shows a worthy determination to keep In good company hero if tor. Vl'\vmi" ' ! The American girl who married rlnrt Sir Wlll.im Gordon Cuminlng and wlio threatens to bring her husband to this conn- r.ii I'.0,1"11 ' . "ruiiKo a starring tour for her lion In some dime in n scum circuit. * Chicago Journal ! Instead of committing siilcldo with uniui , enviable Intention towaid himself ho was credited by the sensation mon gers. Hlr \ \ Ilium aordon-CJnmmlng took to " ° rM ) " ° ' MlbS Flonnco ) ? Garner of Now York St. Louis Republic : Sir Wllli.im Oordon- OiimmliiB has found a Now York wife , In spite Sffn"siillli0/l"LtlHOf lmndllDff , his chips. And. after nil. If she wants lilm. title , rouutatlm. and all , It Is her own affair and she is welcome to him. us ho Is to hor. Chlcatro News : That an American clrl should hocomoSir William's brldo In the hour of his .social downfall Is something moro than pretty sentiment. It is ono of the clearest of testimonials that those who stand nearest In .point of Intimacy to the unfortunate nobleman - man bellovo most strongly In his Innocence. St. Paul Globe : Sir Wllllim Gordon Cum- mlng ban lost his case , and for the present his Hoclnl position : but ho 1ms won u woman , and a trno ono , who loved him In his day of prldo and 1ms refused to desert him in his hour ot humiliation. Miss Garner has good blood in lior > olns and has shown herself worthy of her name and ancestry. Aoir TmspAitAa/tApjiERs t'i.A\ Chicago Tribune : In his own way IJror Wales Is an " 1 deal" prince. Washington Star : Albert Edward , baccarat pankor. etc. , didn't know a counter-felt when it was light under hl.s-uo-o. t , , ? V l'P"f alu.o : The banking honso of P. ' Wales & Co. will probably suspend business. The liabilities are out of sight of the assets. N.Y. Advertiser : aiimmlngs Is a cheat , but ho lias given the world moro to talk about than all the bo-cajlcd honest gamblers of the decade. Detroit Free Press ! liaccarat Is now ex pected to become the fashionable gamoamoin ; the Now York anglo-manlacs It Is to bo hoped tlmt cheating will not also become fash ionable. : Philadelphia ledger : The chappies are all I playing or learning to play baccarat now , and each Insists anon canylng about his own counters , don't you know , just hko the prince of Wales. Chicago Intor-Oeoan : 'The prlnco of Wales may carry "the chips" in his pocket , hut he can scarcely be said to bo "a chip of the old block. " Ills royal father would never hj.vo been in juch a Bcrapo. Chicago Mall : Sir William Gordon Camming piisbod several years In tlio Rocky mountains , bat it Is safe to nay that hn did not learn his Hportlng "methods" In America , unless he mot IJrot llarto's celestial protege. Ah Sin. lloston Advertiser : How would It do for parliament to create the office of "orouplor In waiting" to the sportlvo prlnco of Wales ? Albert Edward carrlo-s a gambling "layout" llkoanr other professional , hut hn Rnnmn bo mmulo to attend to all the branches of the profession unaided. > NHW York Advertiser : In the baccarat trial , I1 'i,1,1' ' " tl"lt , Ul ° Implement with which Sir William Gordon-Oumlng pushed his coun ters over the line was "a common caipenter's ponull. " No evidence hns been Introduced to connect thoplobplun class wHJi the nenndal In any way but this. It is strictly a high-born affair , and the "plobs" aru not in It , excepting as to the use of the common curi > ontoi'H pencil. if A M'S JHHtXETS. Millionaires have no friends. A do. ; without tooth very often does tbo moKt barking. Temperance Is a bride who always makes bor husband rich. AH soon as a man quits work the devil bo- glns to talk with him. Apples always look nice In the orchard that has u high fence around It. There is nothing of which man Is so much afraid as ho is of the truth. No ono ever did n great thin ; ; for Qed who did not begin by doing Httloonos. The hind thutglvos plo-isuro to a child does something that In noticed In hoimsn. The man who Is unfaithful with ono talent wouldn't do any butter with lO.Oju. If you profess to ho a Christian , bo ono ull over. Don't bo u xlool plccon fcr thu devil. Every man on onrtli who IH not on his way to heaven U leading somebody else toward tbo pit. The devil doesn't know what to do with a man who will behave himself when ho Isn't watched. The man who gees around comparing him self toother people , to tholr disadvanUiKO , Id In small business. There would bo more rivals In the church If the devil never got a cttanoo to go Into the uulplt with the preacher. THE VAJIK'H Vl\ Globe-PomoCrat : Tha notion tlmt divinity doth hedge a klnXlilosing ItsHtamllng union j the llrltlsh public. Mlnnoapo is Trlbnno : The fiiot Is , num. nrchy U hurt , not only In feelings , hut ) n power and roverencoi and monarchy lm- < > cansu to bo. y ' 'v Kansas Olty Tlmei : The jury which de S v olared against Sir William Gordon Cummlnu should Mind Iliolt-cards tu Waits. They ein hnia his pntrotmxn hereafter for the askliij ; Ohli'ngo Mall ! There I * nn doubt that dor- don ( . 'illuming 14 rojrardod In I.'nzlruid. ontsldo a narrow urlsUK'intlo circle , as the victim of a cowardly plot to discredit and dlsgraco a iniitt who hud become obnoxious to the prince of Wales. Chicago Post : Gordon GummingIn past lift and lineage is to the prlnoa of Wales as II\ . porlon to a satyr. Ills forbears worn heroes , loaders of men. when the ancestors of Albeit Blward wore gu/rllng plg-stlckors In the foi- ustsof Punioranla. Chicago Times : That Sir William Gordon * * Cummlng bos lost his suit acalnst his allege I tradtlcors cannot alford unadulterated pleai uro to the defendants or tholr royal pillion , who have lost what llttlo cliaracter they pos sessed. Sir William docs not fall alono. Denver Snn : The "sensational trial Ins clearly disclosed ono thing. And thai Is tliHt the prospective klni of Kiialiind Is not spend ing his time In tbo studios tlmt are calculated to lit him for the great position to which hu must. In the natural course ot events , soon succeed. St. Paul Pioneer Press : The attempt to In volve the prlnco of Wales In any of the dis honorable features of this sc.uidai seems to bo Inspired by partisan mallcnlty , rather than by any desire for Impartial Justico. Ills case Is qullo bad enough without making It wowo than It is. Chicago Trlbnno : Iho boll tone of tlio press In Its all but unanimous approval of Mr Ldvrard Clarke's arraignment of tlm foibles and frailties of the holr apparent to the throne Is stronger oxldunco of the growth of public spirit In England than of hostility to royally us nn Institution. Cleveland Plaln-Doalor : Hut the future King traveling from honso to house with Ills gambling oimlpinont In hln pookot and selling up a game as an adjunct to the races Is not an udlfylng spoctaplo for the loyal llrlllsh sub- r * . lect to contemplate and may load to rolloc- tlons on the uselessness of kings. Now York Advertiser : Hut utter all , loyalty and veneration are strange words to use In connection with the poorspoclman of decnncy and Rend manners who stands In the rliht of heredity to the English throno. and who was practically on trl.il In the baoo-trat case oa much as his unlucky hlaoligiiurd assuulato. Chicago Post : Thorn Is no mlstiklugtho tpniper with which the English people receive the vordlotln the baccarat caso. Tlio symp i- thlos of all. except the Ilmllod coterie of basely rich nnd noble Impeounlons whose for tunes depend on the smiles of Iho prlnco of Wales , have been from the start with fair Wil liam Gordon Cummlng. * Kansas CltvJournal : Indeed the exposure of blr William Gordon Ciimmlnc's trickery is the least Important feature In this sensational ease. for. as the telegraph advices say , where thuro IB one word hoard concerning his con tact Ion With the case there arc ten hoard con cerning iho light In which llio prlnco of Wales has appoarcd in the matter. . Chlcigo News : Sir William Gordon Cum- minj : comes out of.tlm great tilul with a li HS tarnished record than his royal nooiiboi. Ho has been sacrificed by a set of aristocratic nobodies and will hereafter pav a lie ivy MClal Tion.Uty , hut the fair minded Encllsh people will not forpot his Illustrious services . in the past nor the honor of his f.nnlly namv " * These alouo make the prlnco of Wales au In- slgnillcant personage by comparison. A JIAKEIt'S DOZEN. At tittnn Globe , What fools other men arol Every man Is trying to see how much ho can got for his little. When a man flints In his mind , ho always comes out victorious. Tlio trouble Is that so few men am as good as they think their nelghhots should bo. A man's Idea of bulng Rood to a Woman Is gtvo her opportunities to bo good to him. The time spent In mourning for the _ . . illicit bo used In making llin living happy. A man's opinion of people Is as much a test of hla character us people's opinion of him. All men are alike in ono particular : the most humble bollov o there Is a kick coming to him. him.A A man will wait ton years to get oven : a woman will forgot tlmt yon olToudcu hoi In ton minutes. Everyman occasionally suya : "Spare no o\penso ; 1 care nothing for money , " but none of thorn ever mean It. When you see a man who has the same opin ions ho had In early life. It Is u sign that ho is a fool , and cannot loiirn. Don't compare a Rlrl's cheek to the down on a peach If yoi want to bo complimentary. If there Is an > thins disagreeable to got on your lips. It Is peach down , Almo t every magazine runs a page where glr.s rush into print with communications asklnc advleo. Why don't thosllly things ask advice of tholr mothers ? Axofiiatoirtt oR < iBKVATlt s. lie there a will , and wisdom finds a way. Fashion and decency should always bo on good terms , No man Is accountablos for the mistakes of his friends. A man Is frequently known by the company ho keeps out of. _ , . , Don't lose sight of an honorable enemy ; ho'llr friend. ' ' f' make a good However great sotno men's abilities cro , tholr liabilities nro always greater. After awhllo the king will dojia wrong , bo- cnUso ho will never have thovlmnco. You cannot dream yourself Into aeharuo- tor ; you must hammer and forgo yourself out. . f The very art of life , as far as I hive been able to observe , consists In fortitude and por- sev erenco. People generally are what they are made by education and company boluocn the ages of llftcon and twenty-live. The boy who resolves to do ono thing honor ably nna. thoroughly , nnd sets about It at once , will attain usefulness and eminence. Ho Who Is taught to live upon little , owes moro to his father's wisdom than ho that has a great do.iKlof t him docs to his father's euro. Ilo cautious and brave. 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