THE OMAIIA DAILY BEE , MONDAY JUNE 1 , 1891. THE UAILY BEE _ _ K. UOSBWATKK Kin-roil. TJ J'ally lien ( without HuwlnylOno Venr. . . . } B CO J iillv nnil Sunday , Ono Vuiir . low Hlx liiontlH . fiW tl'lirro tnonlli. " , . . . * W f-iimliiv HI-P. Oiiii Year . . . HM Patunlnv llrr , Onn Year . 1 M Weekly Iloe.Onu Yunr . . 100 omoKfli rmnlin. The llpn Iliilldlnjf. Foiitli Omnlin. Corner N nnel BHh Street * C-ouiirll lllnfK 12 I'nnrl Street. Dilciicu oilier , ill * Clinniliernf Coiiininrce. New York. Itoimi iiHnml : lflTrlliiiiallullillng Washington , MI ) fourteenth streuU All roii-.mnnlrntliiln relating to news and rilltorlnl mntli-r Mum Id bo addressed to tlio J ( lituilni Dcpartini'iit. 1 1 1,1 S I N KSS I.KTT K HP. AlllinalnesHletlPM nnil remittances should lie nrtdrrxM-cl to Tim Urn I'ubllshln ; ; Company , Omaha. Drafts uhenUt and postnlllre orders 1o ho nifido payable to thu urclui of tlio cum imnj. The BcBFiiWIsliIng Company , Piwicfors TUB 1IEK nUM.OlNO. BWOUN 3TATKMKNT Ol ? OIllOUI.ATION ttnte of NcbriiMin , I. . County nf Douglas. f" Georao It. T/st-liiick , Bccrntarv of The IJo.i I'uhllahln ? rcitnpany , does lolnrnnly nwoar tlial tlio actual cln'iilatloii of Till ! IUII.V IlEB for the WCJUK Hiding May 'M. 1801 , was as follows : Hiiulnr. May 21 . 21.211 Monday. May 2. ' . . M-OSI HiiPMlfir. May 2fi. . . . M. - > 'i AV-JncMlny. May ' . ' 7 . SUM Tlmrmlnv. Miiv : . -lUTO J'rlilnv. Mnv Si" " . -li-'R ' > K.iturdny. May ! ! 0 . J ? .IIT Average . SO , 71-1 oKoitor : ii. T7scincK. ; ( worn to I efnre mo nnd subscribed In my presence ihls.ljth day of MaylMl. ) MaylMl.N. . I" . l-V.tr. Notary I'ublle. f tnteof Nnlirtukn. I County of Honshu , I M Oorpn II. 'l7 < ti-liiick , liolnc duly sworn , de- jotes n ml ay * Unit hn Ii seerotaiy of Tl 1 i j , mat tlm actual uvuruRc daily circulation of THE lUit.v HKK for the month of May , IfPO. 20.1M ) roplpH- for June , IF ! , 20'OI copies- for July. JUKI. SO.tW ( copies ; for Ailirust , I81W , : o,7M copies ) for Feptcmlipr. If'JO ' , 2ns70 roping ; toOctober. . ItOO. 10,762 copies ; for Novem- lier. IfOO , S3iiO : copies ; for December , IMH , KM7I copies : for .Iiinuary. 1MI , EM4I1 conies ; for I'ohrniiry , 1ROI. 25il2 : copies ; for Mareli , 3HII , Bl.orr. copies , for April , iwil. KUi-M cnp'c.1. ' ( jKOIinK II. T/.SCIUK-K. Kwoin to 1 eforu me. and Biibsrrlbrd In my Hcsence , tliisIMday of May , A. I ) . . IMll. N. I1. I-'Kir , Notary Public. Kxco.MMiTNiCATiox after trial for heresy is almost certain to brine ; n Lorotic reputation and u fjood mtliiry in Homo anti-orthodox church. Ut'ssiAN' Intolornnco of tlio .Town con- linucs to arouse the indignation of the world. Nineteenth century civilization Js rapidly losing patience with Russia , . AKTKK rending what City Physician Oiipon Kays ho docs for the city gratis ono imluriilly inquires for what services the city physician receives remunera tion. SOUTH Pacific cannibals believe In the ( food old .Tauksonian doctrine , "to the victors holotif , ' the spoils. " They proceed to feast upon the bodies of the enemies they capture or kill. No surprise is expressed at Tlusoall's fifcoptatico of $1,000 as payment in full of all claims against Douglas county for ground rent for the poor house site. JIascall is shrewd enough to know that ho is well paid as well as placated. PUSH the public work. Jealousies between - twoon branches of the city government mid malice of contractors toward each other should bo laid aside by all paitios concerned while the good work of im proving the city goes vigorously for ward. KK\UNKY'S now Midway hotel , finer find iuoro complete than the ono do- Htroyod by flro , is oponod. Kearney con tinues a long way in the load of many of the smaller cities of Nebraska in on- torprlso , resources and growth. It will pay the reader to keep his eye on Koarnoy. SIR GICOUOK STKI-HKN of Montreal , is the first English colonist who has over boon made a poor of the realm. The now carl of Montreal rendered great service to the government party in the recent Canadian elections and this is probably his reward. Canadian liberals will now proceed to malco the poor of the realm very sick of his sycophancy as well as his title. THKannouncement Unit Commissioner of Patents Mitchell will shortly resign may oau.so regret but no surprise. lie is ono of the ablest patent attorneys in tlio country , and has conducted the duties of Ills olllco with undoubted skill. Hut oven n patent attorney can become indignant nt potty tyranny and hence the interior department will lose another excellent bureau olllcor. KKNTUCKV stands alone among all the states of the American union in hav ing in its midst a gang of roughs mean enough to attack a party of ox-soldiers paying Memorial day honors to dead comrades. Kontucicy Is ashamed of the conduct of thu gang and her good citi zens hastened to show tholr disapproval of the disgraceful conduct by assisting the veterans to trounce the roughs. GovKUNOit WISH of Virginia , an ex- confederate , paid a manly and eloquent tribute to the memory of General Grant in his memorial address at Hlvorslde park on Saturday. Governor Wise's presence was a stinging rebuke to Now York for her want of patriotism and en terprise. It is scarcely a year since ho participated in the ceremony of unveil ing n nolilo equestrian statue of the great military ohloftalu of the south In Hich- inontl. Only the foundation has boon laid for thu Grant monument in Now York. - Governor ly.'sc'o ' { . ' } . ' vni'-Je spirit contrasts- very sharply with that of America's metropolis. AIU1I1U8IIOI IKKI.AN'D Of St. Paul , Minn. , one of thu most eminent , able and progressive of the Catholic prelates in America , in an Interview distinctly resents the suggestion of the Gorman emigration societies that the church work in America should follow national lines among emigrants. Ho docs not mince his words In regard to the Intermeddling proposed by foreign priests. This is net surprising , for the archbishop is thoroughly patriotic In his devotion to America and ho Insists with reason that the European priesthood shall attend strictly to the work they have on hand at homo , allowing Amer ica to take care of her own people. TUK uKLVRyamt } CASKS. Perhaps n more brazen effort to injure title lo lands has never boon attempted than that nf the Holfonstcln heirs of St. Louis , whereby they seek to profit by an alleged sale and execution occurring . ' ! 0 years ago. ly ) virtue of this foreclosure nnd subsequent releases of his partners John P. Hclfonstoln , through whom the present heirs claim , alleged ownorMiit ) to an undivided half Interest in lands valued in the millions In this city. The legal proceedings attempted are thoroughly unconscionable , but the latest olTort to profit nt the expense of the cltlxons of Omaha who have acted in good faith in purchasing and improv ing the property involved , anpi'oaches very closely to the disreputable. After lnlnir ) kli'kod Ignoniiniously out of court , fora want of prosecution , with tholr long list of suits , these people assail the titles of the owners of this property by publishing a pamphlet in which the al leged claim is bolstered up In detail. It was clear from the beginning that neither Ilolfonstcin nor his heirs had faith in the righteousness of their causo. The action was brought to frighten timid property owners Into paying for quit claims. When this failed the plaintiffs defaulted and paid the costs. The defendants - fondants wore ready and anxious for trial , firmly convinced that the Holfonstoin title is wholly with out foundation in law. Contrary to their hopes but not to their anticipa tions , the rases were not pushed to a hearing. Instead of standing by such rights as are claimed , the Iloifenstinos simply backed down , showing conclu sively that they are engaged in the game which the gambling fraternity denominates a bluff. Failing to wring blood money out of the defendants under the forms of law the now scheme of circulating a pamphlet is adopted. There mny bo no adequate relief in law for this insidious attempt at ex tortion , but clearly the scheme is a form of libel of title which is tortious enough to bo subject to severe penalties. It places n cloud upon every title within the tract claimed , nnd its purpose Is to compel property owners to pay for re leases in order that tlio abstracts maybe bo clear. Tlio game will not work. The owners of those lots know that any claim the St. Louis parties may have had thirty years ntro is long since outlawedand they will not put up any "hush money. " iiKinettfa SKA nii.r , . No objection can bo found to the meas ure introduced In the British parlia ment , to prohibit seal catching in Bohr- ing sea by British vessels , on the ground that it is not plenary. It is most comprehensive in its provisions , and if it should go into otToctfow British vessel owners would venture to con travene it. To do so would bo at the risk of not only incurring personal pun ishment by line or imprisonment , but the forfeiture of the vessel , and the operation of Tlritish law in admiralty matters is not generally in the di rection of leniency toward otTondors. Tlio amplest provision is made for the enforcement of the measure"by authoriz ing any commissioned olllcoiin the naval or military service of her majesty , or any British olllcor of customs or con sular olllcor , to soi/.o and detain any ship found violating the act , thus imposing the duty of enforcing the act upon several - oral classes of officials , so that it would bo next to impossible for a contravention to occur without the olTondor being apprehended. So far as the wording of the bill is concerned the good faith of the British government is not to bo doubted , and , if there is prompt action in passing the measure , and this will bo necessary to make it of any value , the president can hardly refuse to ugroe to a close so.ison. The dispatches state that the bill , which is ono of high privilege , will probably bo acted upon this woolc , and If passed it should bo practicable to roach an agreement with very little delay ns to the period during which the catching of seals would bo stopped. The season begins in Juno , and in any event it will now bo impossible to prevent the killing of a largo number of seal , since it will take weeks to got into Bohring sea the force necessary to peoporly police those waters. But the prospect of an arrangement for a close season , with tlio governments of the United States and Great Britain thor oughly determined to enforce it , will dolor intended poachers not already in the sea from going there , and if an ar rangement is not too long delayed the damage may not ho serious. The po sition which the British government has now taken in this matter , indicating a sincere desire to protect the seal fish eries in accordance with the suggestion of the United States , manifestly places upon our government the necessity of all'ording the fullest opportunity for olTectinsr the proposed arrangement. Failure to do this would give color to the allegation freely made that -ivato interests are exerting a largo Infiuonco in the consideration of thl& question. The determination of the matter is likely to bo reached during tlio present week. TIIH 0///0 / . The convention of the Ohio Farmers union last week demonstrated that the agricultural producer * of that state are not in full sympathy with the movement that was inaugurated at Cincinnati the week before. In two very important pnrtloutata the Buckeye farmers refused tholr support. J2.JUQ. u w departure. Ono of thetio relates to a third party. The proposal that the union should put a ticket in the field this year elicited prolonged discussion and was defeated. True , the vote was close , ( W to 01 against , hut under the clrcummancos the failure of the now propobitlon was a significant rebuke of the action at Cin cinnati. The other particular In which the farmers of the Ohio union declined to follow the Cincinnati movement re lates to the sub-treasury schomo. Tno proposition to Insert a clause in the plat form endorsing that mmcmo and demand ing that the government loan money at U percent mot with a decided negative vote , and thus the most radical declara tion of the Cincinnati platform was rejected. The financial plank adopted by the union shows that the farmers of Ohio are imbued with wrong Ideas regarding the cur rency , but they are certainly to bo com mended for wisdom In refusing to nub- acrlbo to the wild Hchonio which gives its distinctive character lo the Cincin nati movement. Tlio farmers of Ohio have grievances , but It appears that they Intend to sock redress through the old parties. Un doubtedly tholr Influence will be full in the elections of this year , perhaps in a very decisive way. The membership of tholr organization Is numerous , and tholr declared intention is to support only men who will pledge themselves to the principles announced in their platform. Some of these the republic ans of Ohio have advocated for years and will probably again endorse. The democracy of that state has never boon sound regarding the currency , and it would not bo surprising that if this year that party makes a bid for the farmer vote by approving the plank of the union platform which demands the issue "of not less than 8-iO per capita of full legal tender money to consist of gold and sil ver on a parity with each ether and paper. ' It Is clear that at present the financial question Is uppermost In the consideration of the farmers of Ohio , but it is quite possible that before the November election tholr views may undergo a radical change. But the facts that need to bo em phasized , to the credit Of the farmers of Ohio , were tlieir refusal to organize as a third p-.irty and their rejection of the sub-treasury scheme. In those respects th'jy sot an example that can bo com mended to the farmers of the west. Tltur TO TIIK 1)11) A The membership of the southern alli ance in the state of Virginia is said to number 80,000 , nearly all democrats. It is stated on the authority of some of their loaders that the great majority of them , and possibly all , will vote for the democratic candidate for president in 1S92 unless Cleveland is nominated , in which event they will give tlieir votes to the third party. There is plausibility in this from the fact that Mr. Cleveland is not popular with the Virginia democracy , but oven with him as the candidate it is altogether probable that most of the alliance democrats of that state would be induced to support the democracy. If the third party should got in Virginia one-half the number of votes claimed to bo in the alliance it would give the elec toral vote of that state to the republic ans , and the democratic managers will spare no olTort to prevent this result , whoever the candidate may be. And they will not find it very difficult to keep the democrats of the alliance in lino. The alliance men of the south are exhibiting more anxiety , sines the Cincinnati convention , to have it understood that the demo cratic party has nothing to fear from them than they did boforo. It was a .significant fact that they look very little part in that gathering , : md they have manifested no intoresl in ils re sults. The alliance leaders and organs have boon silonl , or have said nothing by way of encouragement to the third party movement. They are true to their old party allegiance , and while they will ask concessions from the dem ocracy they will not desert the party. There is not a democratic loader in the south who doubts that the candidates of his purty in 1802 will have that section as solid as it was in 1888 , yet llioso load ers know this would bo impossible with out the support of the members of the al liance. They are not concerned because they are confident of that support , because - cause it is practically guaranteed. Said a Mississippi politician who was a mem ber of Cleveland's administration : "Tho alliance men of my state will not permit their democracy to bo questioned ; they will not bo in the way of the success of any democratic candidate. " The gov ernor of South Carolina , an alliance member , said : "I want it dis tinctly understood that I ma a democrat always. Wo shall seek the reforms wo demand through the democratic party and have no use for a third pai-ty. " All the enuncia tions of southern alliance1 men who have any authority to represent opinion there is to a like effect. Western alliance men of republican antecedents should consider those facts and seriously ask themselves how they can possibly bo benefited by becoming n tail to the democratic kito. TIow will the prosperity of the farmers of the west bo advanced if Cleveland or Hill or any ether democrat succeeds to the presidency ? No ono is BO wild as lo believe that a third party can elect a providential candidate next year. It might carry a few congressional dis tricts , and that is the most that could reasonably bo hoped for. There is no probability that a party standing on such a platform as that adopted at Cin cinnati could survive olio national cam paign. No movement can loag hold out in this country with such financial fal lacies as wore enunciated by the promoters - motors of the "people's party "as Its car dinal policy. The American people are the niQ.st intelligent in the world regarding what is necessary tea a sound , stable and safe cur rency , and they will have no other. The failure of past oTorts ( to load them iiay from principles demon- slraled to he wlso and sound should ho uuUlciont assurance that no now olTort , and particularly ono of the reckless and indefensible character now making , can be Huccns.sful. But It is possible that a third party may gain sufficient ntrongth In republic'in ' states to insure the elec tion of a democratic president , and this is the real danger of the present move ment. It can bo averted by the alliance republicans , and they could make no more sorlous mistake than to fail to do so. WJIKN THU BKK announced that the Now York Voice would oppose a division of the profits of the anti-prohibition campaign among the Hawkoycs the watery weepers at Lincoln wore deeply concerned. A wall of anguish hivi gene out and the Now York uuumjfor of all warfare upon alcohol is roundly abused for attempting to apply business methods to a campaign of sentiment and soph istry. The Iowa managers of the fruit less fraud which has failed to free their state from the baneful effects of the open entoon and the bad whisky of the bootlegger - logger , have boon appealed to frantic ally for n veto of the measure passed In the IOIM office of Now York bj an unanimous vote. The Iowa individuals indicate no purpose to incur the enmity of the Now York organ , preferring the sllonco of the sil ver orators to thhtof the violent Voice , The decision lhi $ jaw mint bo elimi nated from the lowlv campaign and liter ature and local leadership bo applied for all It is worth in lieu thereof , nlTords no hope of relief to Lincoln. The people of that pretty little city are patient. They have borne with a great deal and prob ably can endure this unexpected inflic tion with proper resignation , but the wide-mouthed warblers are tasting pretty peppery consomme since the Voice violated all precedents and voted to conduct tlio Iowa campaign at long range. TIIK statement is made that Council man Spocht will Introduce an ordinance imposing nn occupation tax or license of $100 upon commission firms. It is to bo hoped thocouncil will proceed cautiously In this matter. Tlio commission busi ness is logitlmalo. II requires no special police surveillance. There Is no more apparent reason for this proposed impost than for a similar tax upon bankers , brokers and ether agonts. The princi pal is wrong and the enactment of such a law at this time is in our opinion un wise. Under tlio warehouse law Omaha should bucomo a center for commission dealers and grain and provision brokers. Any limitation of law which would hinder the establishment hereof a great grain and produce maruot will bo a hindrance to the development of the city's best commercial interests. COMMISSION' dealers are the middle men of the community , tlio agents of both buyer and .seller. It Is no more reasonable to assail lliom as lax-shirkers than to expect real estate agents lo pay luxes on the real ostalo they hold for sale or bankers to bo assessed upon their deposits. Tlio capital and personal prop erty of a commission firm is a legitimate subject of taxation , but its right to engage - gage in business should not depend upon conditions not imposed upon other classes of business men. FUIDAY will never bo forgotten by the thousands of pupils of the Omaha schools who participated In the Memorial day exorcises including the Hag presenta tions. Coupled with the recent visit of the president the occasion was a practi cal lesson in civil government and love of country whoso vivid impressions will bo beneficial as well as lasting. Patri otic citizens everywhere will emulate Omaha's example and within a year or two these national occasions will bo land marks of the school lifo of every child in America. ' JUDOK WAiCKbKY holds the common sense view that stich assets of the de funct Nebraska and Iowa Insurance company as are available are the logiti- inato properly of.Uio policy holders. If those assets are not sufficient to protect them from loss equity would seem to hold the stockholders who incurred the liabilities through their executive offi cers for the deficiency. A decision of the courts along Ibis line would make wild-cat insurance less prolitnolo and loss alluring to capitalists. A SUCCINCT statement of the public work now actually in progress and ready to bo commenced as shown by the books of Iho board of public worlcs , with tlu reasons for nil these exasperating delays upon work already contracted for , over the signature of the chairman , will bo cheerfully given a place in the news columns of TIIK Bicn. Tun officers of the Real Estate Owners' association are sparing no pains to malco a success of the organization. The sug gestion made to organize by additions to help on the good work is business liko. If property owners will give the associa tion active co-operation and moral as sistance , it will certainly succeed. IF GovuiiKOuTHAYKii's appointments wore all as meritorious as those an nounced Saturday for the Omaha board of fire and police commissioners ho would escape much adverse criticism. TIIK council will give the patient , suf fering public a welcome relief if it shall roach a final settlement of the garbage controversy at its next mooting. LUST the board of trade should oversleep - sleep itself , the fad is again announced that the ware hoiuo bill takes ott'oet July 1 , 1891. \\here Ijlvc Stoolc Comc.s High. llrtilnli ( ll'i/o. ) A'ftr.i. The man that stele tlio calf got five years In tlio penitentiary wliilo tlio man who killed his partner , in cold blood , ( rot eh'htcou months. This is positive oviclcnco that a live calf is worth more in thu Crook county mar ket than n doail innlil ToolItulf , Ktc. Sf. //uiifjf Sjlnlie-ncinocmt , If it bo true uiat fJio fanners ewe f00,000- 000 nnd that thu Rovominoiit ou ht to loud them money nt 11 per cunt lo cancel their mortgages , why Wbulult not bo equally rih'ht to do tliosnmo thJrijj/or the ether classes of the country who yy < ? innny times S1K,000OOOI ) Wliiit lo' 'Dfioli Children. A'cir 'IVdA I'A'nii'jcll.it. ' 5 Do not the mcthtfJs of teaching In our pub- lie schools need 16 liW ovorlmiiloilI Tlio pu pils are crammed vUh n suportlclnl knowledge - lodge of Hourly n tcpro ) of ill Ho rent .studios without nu ability t\wrlto n sontcuco hi the Ki : liiU Innguagaucorroctly. What children need is not to lanrn "so much , hut tn ( earn a few thlngi well , nnd ' whto ! nojulrluv nuch knowlodv'u to loam to think for tUoiiHolvos. Not There Is n tluiiouiinutlou culling iUolf the ' "Uufonnoil I'lwbytorlun ohurcn , " which carries its abnegation of mumluno affairs to such u uugroo as to m'otilbit to Its minister ! the right of sulfrugo. Savon young mhilsUirs \vcru recently auspemlod from the church for voting nt n ] > olHlcU : election. Thh Is as great nn axtromo la the ono direction a-i Is eci-luslastlcal IntorincdiHIng with political allairs hi the othor. Tlig oxurcUo of the mif- frii''o U n duty of citizenship which cannot ho ignored on religious grounds. There Is an ontinciit 1'rosbytorlim clergyman in tbo mturlor of the state wtio r.ovor modules with [ Wlltics and uovcr fails to oxcrclso his right of suffrage. On I ono occasion ho gnvo his vote to a Catholic for congress ncraitut nn outer of hi * ohuroh whom ho Justly hold In the highest personal esteem. Ho HUM separated his iiolitlc.il du ties from his religious obligations , If all church man and church mombora should do this there would bo tnoro elevation nuJ pur ity on both the political ami the religious side of llfo In this country. An Kill tor "at llomn. " CallmU ( M < t/i' > ) Tri/iitne. / Wo understand that n rash man lias inndo the threat to come into tlio Tribune oflloo nnd lick both the proprietors. Now wo dlsllko of all Unties lo dlscouragonlaudablo enterprise , hul wo nlso dislike lo see nn ambitious young man rush Into the very Jaws of destruction. For fear that ho hns not rightly sized up his victims , wo would call his attention to-tho fact that ho is tackling n 4M pound Job , and ad vise him to take them ono nln tlmo. llonr Htm Whoop. SnlubrtitIIID ( ( ( / ) Cltlztn. Not oven the paste pot wns saved out of the Citizen odluo out it gets there just the snmo. Although It is r.uhor discouraging nftor having waited so long for a good item nnd then not cot to uivo It proper nottco. Still wo are not discouraged and Intend to commence publishing ono of the hottest and most disreputable shoots that over wont through n flro nnil wo want your support. The Citizen is .slightly disfigured but still in the ring , and about Juno 1st will rcsuiuo its normal stzo. Although a little scorched It is still n terror. Interstate linnl Hlimcnt. i\cu > York Sun. An interesting question In morals , if not In law , Is presented by n criminal case arising In South Carolina , which wo llnd report oil In the latest volume , Just published , of the ex cellent series of law books known as the American state reports , The prisoner had been convicted of the crime of grand lurcony nnd sentenced to Imprisonment nt hard labor in the penitentiary for a term of two yonr * . Hoforo that term expired the governor of South Carolina granted him a pardon which was expressed to bo "upon condition that ho shall leave tlio state within forty-eight hours , never to return. " On being released under this conditional pardon the convict went a-vny and remained six years , nftor which , however , ho was found again within the state limits nnd wns tnUun lute custody and remanded to prison to servo out the rest of his original sentence. * * * The people of this country protest with much ruason against the importation of criminals from foreign lands. It seems to us that just as valid un objection can bo raised by any state to thu admission within its territorial limits of convicts who como under a sentence of banishment from some other state of the union. PASNIA'U JJKS'IS. < 1O SLOW 1'I.KASE. Irrtuattun Aitr. The man who waltes al early morn , And rustles out upon thu lawn To work that old docroult mower , " Calls down upon his groy"capped pate , Vinls of rath and bitter'hnto , From him , who , next door , slcopotn late , So , prythee go a little slower. Munsoy's Weekly. I'cnulopo Oil , mam ma. Jack didn't como homo until 2 o'clock this morning , and I am sure ho was Illrting with some woman. Her mamma What makes you think so , ( lear ? Penelope Because ho kept saying in his sleep , "You are shy. " oxi : or TIII : ou > scuoou JVctti i'nilc Herald. Hero lies the Uov. Gabriel Spear , A Methodist who movou nigh every year. And yet , so changed his nature by a llfo of prnyor. 'Twas very seldom ho was hoard to swear. Somerville Journal : Men criticise women booau.se they are not moro practical , and yet a woman can say "No ! " and malco a man reulizn it la a way that is very practical in deed. Fliugendo Blatter : Master of the house to the nowly-onirasoa maid of all work Take good notice ; hero ovary thing goes like clock work. Wo got up at , U ; wo dine at , 1'J , and at 10 wo go to bod. "Oh , if that Is nil thnro is to do , then I am sure I urn quite contented with the place. " Philadelphia Record : The rush for circuit Judgeships will now shift , the center of popu lation to Washington. WIlKJf XOT TO ASK. Jiullic. Vou see a man take out his wntch And look at it intently ; His mind is centered on it from His manner , evidently. Then is your chance to aslc the time , You'd naturally suppose it ; You venture to Inquire nnd llud He seldom over Knows it. Lifo : Wonry Husband ( Sunday monring ) How loni' has that confounded bull boon ringing ! Wife Since 0. " Husband- Well , 1 guo.ss I'll go to church tins morn ing and sec if 1 can't got a little slrop. Philadelphia Heconl : There's rest for tlio weary , sang the choir. Yes , said the small Doy , and arrest for the wicked , too I Chicago Tribune : Mistress ( trying on one of her now gowns ) Norah , how does this dress fit ) Norah ( without looking up ) Not very well , mom. I found it n little tight under me arrums. Irrigation Ago : Champagne is quoted at f 1.00 per quart. Exports will toll you that this beverage has always remained at , the head in every case whore It has boun given n thorough trial. Princeton Tiger : Jack Wlthorspoon Why do you sing nil thu time ! Jim Woathall To kill timo. Jack Wlther-spoon You have a good weapon. Now York Herald : "Half a loaf Is bettor than no broad , my son , " said the boy's ' mother , "Father didn't seem to Ihlnk so the last time you baked , " replied the young hopuful. Munsoy's Weekly : Miss Plalnoyo How tenderly Mr. Thoughtful cares for his wife. Miss Caustlquo Yes ; it would bo tumble if she were to die before she Inherited her father's ' fortune , wouldn't ' iu A UQIMII WINK , frrltltttnn Jyi- . There Is muslo in thu fizzle , In the soda's merry sizzle , And there's lots of fun to drink , drink , drink. But to get the proper flavor Bu sure the drink doth savor Of a very long drawn wink , wink , wink. Kato Field's Washington : Koblnson Browa is awfully .stingy. Wntklns You bet ho is. He won't even allow n Joke cracked at his expense if ho can help It. London Tit-1In ] : A uorrusjiuiidont writes to n-.y ; that' no has such a cold In his head that ho can't wash his fuco without trcczlng the water. yv. / < ucoi IIYiiltr In Arw Ymk Sun. I saw my yoitordays go past , A alnuous stream of soul of days , Clad diversely ; tn thu vague luuo Some forms , It .SL-OIUOII , no Hhadhwi cast ; Kach right hand huld iu mirror fast , Homo wreuilioJ with myrtle , homo with bays , And these that answered to my gaze Showed me my memnmriei as they passed. Over n twilight plain afar Their blurred line faded out of view Toward mountains mystic ns tnu sea ; But. Hhliiliitf each ono lllto u star , The mirrors wherein 1 saw you Ciluamod backward through Ilia dusk to ma THE VALLEY CESANCVERFJSS. Again Oomo Togolhor hi St. Jcsopb , form- itig the Central Saugerbund , SEVERAL EXCEU ENT PROVISIONS , Ai < ) uclittl ( > ti Appi-H'latMl ( ly ) the Omalia SliiKlnw Societies The l-'ortlicoiitii ( ' . I'lirnlVst. to llo Hold In Kremont. Tut : Bii : ! for some tlmo post has devoted attention to the old Ploncor snngorbuml , which several years ago comprised all the ( toivnan singing societies In the Missouri valley. It has detailed the manner in which the sooirty was organized and officered , ns nlso the moans It employed in making arrangements for nnd conducting its sangorfusts. Thu organiza tion was a cumbersome ono. It held Its fosts every two years. Tno singing societies in the towns in which these fosts were hold were obllgod to bear the expense of support ing all thu visiting singers during the con certs which were given. To do this , they were compelled to call upon tholr friends for liberal subscriptions. This was particu larly thu ease in Omaha , because , when the fost was hold here , n building had to bo specially erected in which to give the outer- tainmoMts. The item of expense was greatly objected to. So also was a biennial mooting , because , In the meantime old societies wont out of ex istence , prominent singers died , now ones took tlieir places , and the Catherines consequently wuro deprived of a great dual of the social pleasures peculiar to such occasions. Annual fosts would , in n measure , have done away with some of those objections , but they would also have doubled the oxpenso. This Increase , of cour.su , was nut to bo thought of. As n consequence the bund disbanded. For the past olght years the singing so- clotiosof QNobrnskn , Kansas anil Missouri , alongtho river have done little to advance the cause of music. U'horo state sangorbumls existed , the same objections obtained as worked ngninst the intcr-stato bund , Hesidos , In many of Iho smaller lowns , Iho Gcsunir- veruins bad bill feeble existence. Their members did not have tlmo to devote to study and few of Iho organizations could afford to hlro competentulrcctors. As a consequence , the biennial gatherings , wherever hold , did moro to form and perhaps perpoluato ac quaintance than they did to further the cause of song. For these reasons , the leading singing so cieties in the Missouri valley have been endeavoring to devise some mo-ins by which an orcanUation might bo formed which would not possess the objectionable features above outlined. The organizations in this city are satisfied that such an association has at length been started , and propose to assist it to the extent of thuir resources. The latest advices from St. Joseph form a basis for this confidence , because nt lhat place n mooting was held which promises to bo attended with good results. The gathering was called for the purpose of reviving an interstate bund. It was at tended by a largo delegation from each of Iho following singing societies : Kansas City tiorinnniaMcnncrohor Arlon , Gcmuotlilichkoit , Se.hwabon vcrein , LioJcr- kranz. Leaven worth Mennerchor. St. .loo MiMinorchor. The call had not boon sufficiently' extended , otherwise societies from Lawrence , Mary- villo , Toj.cka , Atchlson nnd other places would hnvo boon present. Several delegations from the city were prevented - vented from altendiiig for Iho sam'o reason. Carl Uotz of Kansas City wns elected chairman , Theodore Schmcchol of St. Joe acted as secretary. Mr. Bob : said that the former bund , the Pioneer , had been compelled to disband be cause of the expense attending the fosts. This expense was occasioned by sheltering the delegates and their families anil securing foreign attractions. The singIng - Ing at these gatherings .should bo done by the societies and individuals in the bund and the aim should bo to so culti vate members and organisations that putsldo talent would not bo required. A committee was appointed to draft a con stitution and sot uf by-laws , as follows , ono member being selected from each of the so cieties present : Carl Botz , Mennerchor ; C. Tlerseh , Arion ; O. Lux , Ciomuolhlichkoit ; C. Wot'zlor , Schwabon vorein ; T. Huobou. Liodcrkranz , all of 'Kansas City ; Albert Schmolor , Ciosangvcroin , Loavenworth ; Theodore Sclrneehol , Munnechor , St. Joe. The committee reported suggesting the for mation of a bund from the singing societies o the states of Iowa , Nebraska , Kansas am Missouri , and calling the same the Contra sangerbuml , and that , as > the initiative hai : boon taken in Kansas City , Iho societies of lhat place bo requested to undertake the management of the first fust. It also recom mended that vorort or headquarters of the officers of tlio bund be established at-that city , and the olllciais be selected for the various societies of the town. These officers wore instructed to draft a constitution and .set of by-laws and report the snmo at the next meeting. It was also recommended that the fo.-st bo held once every year , and al n limo which might bo determined by the societies in tlio city se lected for tlm purpose , and that it , occupy only two days , which , when possible , * hould bo Saturday anil Sunday. The support of delegates should devolve upon tliam.solvu-t , the duty of societies in fost towns coaslnir alter ttiuy had secured comfortable accommo dation : ! , us pur request , for thu visitors. The report was accepted and thu meeting adjourned. In the gathering was a number of gentlemen prominent in thu several musi cal circles represented , among whom were the following : Curt Thlorsch , editor of the Kansas City Prossu ; Carl Botz. Carl Beck , William Hintscho , Joseph UoU , A. Plor , F. Huobon , C. Motzli'r , C , Koinpf , U'nrnor Miller , H. Sutorius , J. .1. Sclmppcrt , T.Dahn , D. liemie. T. Kuysen. Thoslngine societies of Omaha favor the now scheme , and It is not doubted that all of them will join tlio bund. It will airord them a lass expensive method of meeting for grand concert purposes than they would find In oven n state sangcrfou and unable them to como In contact with organizations which are well directed nnd comprise a large number of talented members. The advantages of thu now organization are that thuro are moro and bettor ( iormau singurs In this city than Ihuro wore before , that thu fust will lust two instead of four days , that expense will be saved In doing away with outside singers and each man paylnir for himself and that the bond of friendship will bo stroiiL'thuned by the an nual mcolings. Another German society has boon added to thu number of these already in uxlsioncu in tins ulty. The now camlliHtu is Intunilod for social purposes only , and is Intclilu'ontly named ( . nmuothllchkoit. During thu sum mer it will give pleasant little picnics , and in thu winter will while nway thu long nights with select purios and balls. The mem Dor- ship is limited to tueaty , and of these then ) aru now ubout fourteen on the roll. Among them are thu following : Max Lontz , pru.sl- ili'nt ' ; Thoodorn Becker , secretary ; Chris Frahm , treasurer ; W. Frnhm , C. Kaufmann , Dr. Luoko. William Bloo- clul , W. Si-hultzo. ( ieorgo Mlttaiier , ( ! . Knonno , Julius Fjstnor , ( J JDIVO Kovor W F. Weber , Uohort Ko oiizwoig. .The membership duos nro $ ! . ) per month. If these should notHufllco to defray thooxiwmsci of the entertainments the cost will bo ns- bossed pro rntn upon the member * . The first entertainment will no n plcnlo nt Pries' lake on Sunday next. The gentlemen comprising this society are all uf a social temperament , love n good llmo and nro genorolly successful In havlrg It , Today nt 1'rlo.s' Inko n number of young Oontinni will glvo n bii'lhday picnic. They propoui to dlvlilo the yeir Into two parts an , I hold n gathering In each half. Tho-u > mem bers whoio birthday occurs ( n the first half aru to pay ( or the earlier eiitortMnmontwhiiij these wh.vso birthday occurs In the lafor half of the year pay for the festivity which then takes plaeo , Thu great dramatlo nnd oporattc qimrlcMo which l now playing n season at ( iormanui hall on Smidnv nights , Mr. nnd Mrs. Uaufols niul Mr. and .Sirs. Puls , pi-opo.su mnkltg n nhort tour Inlo the state , during which they will present some of their most sprightly comediettas. On Tuesday and Winlnosilnv , June 'J nnd ; ) , they will play Iu West Point , and Iho Germans la lhat nelgliborhnod nnil city nro oxpoctanllv looking for their visit , They will nhiy in Hcrlbner on Juno -I. On the followfng'Sumlay , Juno " , they will play their fnrowell ploco in this city , after which they will go to Klkhnrt lake lit Wisconsin , whuru they will remain during the summer thacoutirll Bluffs Srhutzonvoroln reopens - opens its beautiful park at Lake Momuvnaml intends to have a grand yoolnl shoot. It has Invited the Omaha xlmrti-ihootnrs to Join with them and share thulr hospitality. Mr. William AUtodt , lately oonnoetnil with the German Tribune , has resigned his posi tion and will return uarly next weolt to thu employ of Undo Sam. Ho lias been offered a responsible position in the registry depart ment of the office , a iluparimunl with wh.ch ho was formerly connected , i Tonight the Gorman company nt Grrmnnln hall produces a now play which has been sue cessful Iu all the lai-RO German theatres of the country. It Is piilltlod "Spattvoijoi. ' thu literal moaning of which is mockingbird. In ConiH'rLlonvilh tlm nlpi-.v . ) mwnvi > r It Ima n more amusing application. The cast will bo the strongest which has vet appeared dur- img the engagement and will Include bi'suti-.s Mr. and Mrs. Haureis , Mr. and Mrs. Puls , Mr. Pminor , Mr. lluuek , Mr. William Al. stadt , Mrs. Janseti , Mis < Grlmpo , Mr. Ahl- fold , Mr. Wuselo , Mr. Weilor , MM. Frank nnd Mrs. Walter. TonliMit nt Kosslor's garden another Gor man company wll | produce "Das SchutziMi- llest. " Frauloln Una X.obol , Herr far ! Grubo ami Frouloln Feromvy and Herr Wai- burg will assume thn principal roles. TIIK Jl'XK MAtiAZlXliS. Harper's opens up this month with Colonel T. A. Dodgo's second paper on "Somo Ameri can Klilors , " which will provo of special in terest to military men. George Du Manner , the famous Punch artist , contributes n vt'rv singular autobiographical sketch which ho calls "Potor Ibbetson. " It goes without saj - Ing that the Illustrations which accompany this paper , being from Du Maurlor's own pencil , are of a high ordor. "Up the Hiver Parana , " by Theodore Child , is n profusely illustrated article descriptive of everyday scones witnessed by a traveler on this river. Other articles are : "Tlio Technique of Kcst , " by Anna C. Brackott ; "Tho Failure of David Berry , " by Sarah Orno Jowott ; "In Iho Stranger Pee ple's Country , " by Charles Egbert Crad- dock ; "Tlm Hoyal Chateaux of the Loire , " by Louis Frechotto ; "London After the Romans , " by Walter Besant ; "Town nnd Village Government. " by Henry Lootnis Nel son ; "Wossox Folk , " by Thomas Hardy and "Tho Warwickshire Avon , " by A. T. Qulllor Couch. This number also contains some very pretty poetical effusions. Shorl Slorios for the current month has its usual budget of attractive fiction culled from all sources. Ida Baccinl's contribution entitled - titled "Availability : a Study in Journalism ; " "Kliza , the Nihilist , " from the Pall Ma ! Budget ; "A Little Chapter of Lifo , " by Acton Davies ; "Thu Buster , " lyr J. Whit Marcy ; "In the Stretch , " by War ren H. McVeigh ; and "Tho Pirato's Cave , " by Nelson Ayres comprise only a small portion tion of thu Intellectual feast served up in this number. "Thrown Away , " from the nroilllo pen of Itudynrd Kipling should bo read largely by parents and guardians. It con tains a fund of valuable information and sun- . siblo suggestions regarding the training of" boys. Montli by month this go-ahond peri odical continues to add new features of im provement and it isory apparent that the utmost care is exorcised In making thu selections. Published by Hie current litera ture publishing company , ! IO West Twenty- third street , Now York. The leading contribution this month in Lipplncutts is George Parsons Lathrop'.s story "Gold of Pleasure , " which Is piquant and original. The frontispiece of this month's issiio Is adornnd with a portrait of Mr. Lathrop. Tlio concluding paper on "Some Familiar Letters , " by Horace Gruoloy , edited by Joel Benton , appears in this number. Kdgar Fawcott has a vorv readable article en titled "A Literary Put ; " Luuy C. Liillo tolls something fresh ubout the princess of Wales , and Clinton Scollard contributes n pool "Oracles , " which is much above Iho avornjfo in merit of such compositions. The remain ing contributions are "A By-Way of Fiction , " by Agnes Ifoppliur ; " "Is Alaska Worth Vis- Hinirl" by CJraco Peckham , M. D. ; atransln- tioifof Horace's "Odu IV. to Sestius. " ren dered Into clmrmlnir vorso. by Caroline Au gusta Furness ; "In the Thorvaldsen Mu seum , " by C. H. Horford ; "lloncnth thr- Trees , " a poem by Charles Morris ; "Sonny , ' a clover sketch by Mary 1C. \ VilkIns'I'lm ; ' College Settlement , " by Hester Dor.soy Ulch- arilson , nnd a.short poem , "Hoforo the Hour , " by Florence ICarlo I'oatus. Among other good things In the Cosmopoli tan for Juno Is in excellent paper uy Thomas B. Connerv , in which are given short sketches of Thomas A. Kiilson , James ( ! ir > don Bennett , Henry M. SUnloy , Dr. Livui- ) stonu and Leopold II. , kltm of tr-o Itulumiis , illustrated \vitn thu portraits of tlirs cul > ! > ruties ICsthor Singluton's paper onBeau Brnmmell' , and Abnor L. Frazor'.s disserta tion upon "Tho Needs of thu Farmin-1 are likely to bo largely road. But a paper Unit will doubtless bo found of peculiar Inti-re t to the lady readers of this magazine is Henry T. Finch's artlclu on "Jaia-oto Women. " During his recent visit to the Land of the rising sun Mr. Flnck was vividly impressed by the num.T- ous resemblances in ways and traits of the Japanese women to the Spanish. Julia Ma- ( 'rudor'.s contribution onMtled "Tho Hcxi.so of .Madame do Pompadour" contains a Htrlklm. picture nf the delightfully situated place where this historic rlmrnctor passed many days of her ovuntfnl lifo. Much valuable in formation ns regards thu maiingninunt of cities may bo [ 'loaned from I'Ycdorluh Punt Hllt'.s article on "A Model Municipality. ' ' The Arena , with ils characteristic enter prise , fearlessness and originality , is now undertaking a noble work In unmasking through its pages thu widespread nnd over i-icreasiiig uur.--e of poverty which prevails in our lat-L'u cities in thu oast. It doei not , however , content itself with piintlng pen pictures of thu awful misery and ilugrailat that exists among the dwellers of ili t-rlrnu and disease producing localltius , but it suggests a practical remedy , and has already started a fund for relieving destitution ninong the deserving poor , to which n liberal rosnouso is bulnir nmilu ) > v the honnvnlciiily disposed. The Juno lumber of this mimazinu contains u soul sta ring artlclu from thu pen of lliu editor , Mr Ii. C ) . Flowers , nnd"r the caption of " -.o clot.v'a Kxllus , " which should bo in the hain't of oVurybody who dosirot the iiiiinUarattou i.f thu present wretched condition of tlio ittrug ; ling masses in largo cities like New York. S'o thoughtful person can rend it without joint ; moved by Its pathetic recitals and without buliiL' Impressed with the spirit of truthfulness and Hlncurlty that pervades Its ovury Hue. Next month this magazine will mlmsh nn account of the disbursements , HO hat these who domito money will have an amplu opportunity of seeing bow II is ox londed. Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report