TJdLUS OMAHA JDAJX.Y . JtUMr WEDNESDAY. APRIL 29 , 1801. * * I ( THE BEE .HOSEWATKU KIIITOII. _ PUI3LTSI1KD KVKUY MOUNINO. Unlly HBP rwllhontHiiwInylOno Year. . . . S 8 00 Dully nnd Htindiiy , Onn Vcur . Jn no Hlx tnontlis . . . 52 'J'lir enmnlli . - | Kiindny lirr. Oni ! Vonr. . 3J Hnliirdnv llco. Ono YPUP . 1 Weekly flee , Ono Vrur . 1W ori.'k . BS : Omalm. Tlio > < rp Unlldlnar. t-ontti Oiniilin. fonicf N mid Ilth FtrecU Council Jllit IK IS I'oiiil Htrert. Chicago Olllii'&li rininihcrof OriiiiMnrpo. N w York. iootn : ii,14niirt ; I.Vlilbnm ) Building \Va hIiiKtoii , Bin rniirlccutli httcot. Allroimi.nnli'atlotn . roUtlnc In new * ami rdltorlil : nmttMsliiiillU bo atlJrcsJcd to tlio Kriltorlnl DuiinrUncnt. All business loiter * mid rpnilttmircs should b aildrwod to Tim Hen I'lilillslilnj ; Company. Oniiilm. Drafts i-lieoU * and piMlollIre order * 1o > o nmilu payable to tlio older uf Ihfc com- tmny. y , Prourlctors THE 1IKK MUILDINU. BWOltN STATHMKNT Ol' C1110U1.A.TION. fctatpof NoliMitkn , . Countvnf Douiilus. I Georcu 1 1. Trsi-hueif. secretary of TUB lire rubllnfiliiK runiimiiy , clous olrinnly swear Hint the ticttml ciiriilutlon of Tin : PAII.V Hr.K for tlio week cmllnif April ! . ifrul. was us nrllin . SS.IBJ Monday. April 2) ) . Si.ii ( 7iiP 1nv. Ap-llSI . K'.004 ' -SVtJnpflrtuy. AprllK . - > / ' TluirRduv. Ajnliai . Bl-Hl Trldnv. April 21 . BJ.IJI2 flaturdny , April 23 . "l. j Aremso . aJ.77ii : cr.C'liliK II. TX.M'IHICK. Fworn to lipfnro > IIP nnd siilisciil od In iny prcecnco tlils2..tli duy of April. . \ . I ) . if'JI. ' ' N'jtury'l'ulill'c. HiitPof Ni-ljri'.kn. I C'ountv of iJniiKltis , I ' ( ttotto II. Irxjlmrk , l.plnp ilniy nwnrn , de- roMS nun M > ys lliiit ho IseiTi'tiuyof TnulIUK I'liMlsliliit : roii'p.inv. ' Unit ll-r : i tiuil iitctaKc dully cliciilntiiiit of 'I'm DJMI.V tur. : fortlio immth of April , iWO , 111- cup os ; for May. IMU IOIM ) topics : for .limn , JH" , ' ) . ; f > l copies : for July. 1'CI ) . ai.W ! . ' topics ; for Aiieust. IS'Ki ' , lO.Tt/O copies ; for September , IMU WTO copies ; for October. 1HKI. { r,7GJ rop.iv ; for Novcm- Hnnrti tit I rfotn 1110. nml subscribed In my FICECIICC , IhisUdtluy of April , A. I ) . . 1MH. N. I' . Kritu Nnlni'V Public. GHOVIHI C'nr.vni.AND will not talk to Missouri politicians confidently heroaf- tor. Ho llnds it us satisfactory and loss embarrassing to talk to keyhole report- era RHAI.LV , it now looks to the disinter- cstod outsider as if Miss Couzins hud not boon worsted a purl 'do ' In her contro versy with the huly munngera of the world's fulr. Till" policeman who borrows n dollar or BO now and then from .saloon-Keepers is n Rood man to declare unlit for Borvinc , cvon If ho is .six fcot high and woiglm 200 pounds. Doucii.AS county is becoming inter ested in the siifjiir boot. The county ngriouUui'iil nocioty oll'ors llvo iirumiums ngjrro'atiiiyOOfortho { ( best ncro of boots grown in the county. NKWKOUNUI < AXI > will ho coorcod. Bho is lee small to rohol , and the > -oforo the English government can ulTord to Ignore the tlirouts of insurroctlon ever the flshorios controversy. Till ! Iowa minors uro dotorinlncd to utriko for an eight hour day May 1. The Iowa minors claim to hiivo an organisa tion 10,000 strong. If this bo true and the Btrike occurs lowti coal will bo scarce after May 1. TAXi'AYiNd real ostiito owners who road THK BI K and tlioy all read Tun BKK , nro fully awa i to the importance of an organization for the bettor govern ment of Omaha as well as for tno ad vancement of hoi1 commercial interests. IOWA prohibitionists nro falling from grace , hence a series of revivals are pro posed to stimulate the cause of temper ance. The prohibition mayor of Iowa adopted a different course though it was a revival of a custom which has a stimu lating effect. A iJOAitn of arbitration settled the street car strike in Detroit in favor of the employee Arbitration is a sensible method of determining controversies between - twoon employers and employes. It would save much misery and many millions if resorted to more generally. THK Cans county 700111011 who at tempted the role of banditti at Valpar aiso provo to bo mere clorilioppore. ) They cot no boodle and were captured besides. They would cheerfully return to the plow , but a Saunders county jury think they are hotter lilted for the pen. ' THK supreme court of the Unllod States has postponed its decision on the Uohring sox ; case until the October term. Thin is a surprise and a disappointment. Thopooplu of both America and Knpland are anxious lo have Ihls irritating con troversy disposed of and had hoped the Bupreuio court would settle it without delay. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Pi.KNTY HOIISKS , the Indian assassin of Lieutenant Casey , is making a slrong legal light for acquittal on the ground that the government had declared war on tno Sioux and therefore the killing was justifiable. Plenty Iforscs is no fool. Ho knows there is no force in that line of argument and that he deserves the gallows. A MAN named Darius Green invented : n Hying machine. Theoretically it was perfect , but practically It was a Hat flzzlo. Prof. Langley of the Smithsonian .at Washington has recently assorted that human mechanism hud finally solved the problem. Other professors , however , dispute the proposition , and ordinary mortals will probably bo con tent to navigate the earth in the old fashioned stylo. TIIIIK : : is comparatively litllo interest manifested In commercial conventions uinco the fiasco at Kansas City , but pre parations are going forward for one oat Denver , May 11) ) . The Denver people will profit by the example of Kansas City and avoid the serious blunders com- llk injttod there. Crisp , Dockcry and Code- roll will not capture the convention for the democrats ami Teller , Wolcott and TowiiHoml have too much eonbo to attempt ita tempt tp make n republican demonstra tion. 'They will bo satisfied if It 1 umdo n uuecods. DJSL'Ottl ) . Following hard upon the reports of diFbuiiHlun and discord In the Iowa aliiIc anco comes the announcement of a facin tlonal fight In tha all'.anco of Minnesota , which tin 0,1 tuns to hopelessly divide the organization. The trouble grows out of iv controvowy as lo the powers and pro- rojfiidvea of the executive committee of the alllam'o ' and the contra ! committee of the alliance party. Mr. Ignatius Donnelly , the Shakcporoan iconoclast , who for some time past has been play- ing a bold part ai an alliance loader with no credit or advnnI luiro to the people hu iissumeil to rep- resent , ol.'ilinthat ) tlio executive com mittee of the alliance is supreme nnd tint thu central committee of the nlll- uni'o parly ended its mission when the campaign closed last year. The chtilr- tntin of the lattei committee , however , n Mr. Phelps , holds that tlio nllltuico Is ft party and will bo perpetuated by anil through Its central committee , nnd therefore must bo governed thereby. It Is ti pretty and Interesting light ns it stands , and it would bo hazardous to predict which ono of the doughty bosses , Donnelly or Phelps , will bo victorious. Both tire characterized nnd doubtless justly , as being self-socking hchemurs , and the wise course for the alliance would undoubtedly bo to throw them overboard , but this will hardly be done , and the chances are that the light will result In splitting the ulllanco UH u political organization or killing it. Thu farmers of Minnesota have hiul u decid edly unhappy experience thus fur In their efforts to establish ti third party , and the existing conllict may load them to abandon Iho undertaking. The Minneapolis Tribune advises them to "reorganize the ulllance on com mon souse lines with : i view to making it n power within the old parties instead of mi independent guerilla band , ' ' and in the circumstances this counsel would seem to bo altogether sound and judic ious. ious.While While sporadic evidences of discord in the alliances of the north are appear ing from time lo time , there booms lobe general harmony in the southern alli ance. Its members are united upon the one or two issues which it Is the object of the alliance to promote , and Its oxibtoneo is not causing any trouble or anxiety to llio dom inant party in that section. On the contrary the democratic managers do not huslt to lo say thai their party is practically in control of the alliance , wherever it is desirable or necessary to have control , and Ihoy are not at all dis turbed by iho third party movement. Tlio statement of n democratic loader of Mlust < 9bli > pl regarding the situation in that stnto will doubtless apply to most all of the other southern states. lie said iho farmers' alliance of Missis sippi will not hurt the nom inees of the democratic parly next year ; ihat the democratic members of the alliance will not permit their democracy to bo questioned , and that the "third party movement will not amount to anything with us.JI Some of those mon who could not bo induced to vote for any , other candidates next year than those of the democratic party will bo in Cincinnati next month to assist in creating a third party , and if they are successful In conjuring northern alliance republicans into the scheme they will return homo with a fooling of confidence in the success of the democratic ticket in 180" . The south will bo as solid next year for the democracy ns it was throe years ago , nnd if northern alliance men ex pect to got any help from that section they are deluding thomtolvos.ln - doubtcdly a very largo majority of the alliance members in the north are honest and sincere in the belief that the only way to secure the linanclnl and economic reforms they dcsiro it ? through a third party , but it is not possible to feel this way regarding a majority of the alliance members of the south. What is said of those in Mississippi is applicable to them everywhere , that Ihoy will not permit their democracy to be questioned. It roiiiuins to bo scon whether northern alliance men of republican antecedents will allow themselves to bo drawn into the support of a movement which is manifestly being promoted by the demo cratic managers south and north. There an ; indications which warrant llio belief that a very largo proportion of them will not consent to bo thus victimized. lI.lVINf } A SAl.VTAltr KFFKOT. There is evidence that the southern trip of the president Is having a salutary - tary inlluenco upon public sentiment in ttial section. His practical talks to the people , his manifestation of hearty concern - corn in their welfare , the entire freedom of his utterances from everything of a partisan nature , and the patriotic and national character of his sentiments , have unquestionably made a most oxcol- lent impression upon Iho intelligent and thoughtful people of the south. This is apparent in the tone and spirit with which the bet tor portion of the press of that section refer to what ho htw said. A few noliti- cally virulent newspapers have endeav ored to disparage the counsel of the president , and here and there one has shown Hbclf still Infected with the virus of the old sectional hale , but such exam ples have boon few nnd of small cense quence. The papers of standing and influence have given the addresses of the president the consideration ami commendation they merit and have accepted in good faith his assurances of northern friendship and good will , and it is not to be doubted thai Ihoy voice tlio sontimonl of a largo majority of the intelligent people of the south. The leading democratic newspaper of Texas refers In most complimentary terms to the president's speeches , char acterizing them as "charmingly appro priate , gracious and cordial , " and says that they "need only lo bo known , felt , realized and repeated through the land to demonstrate a solid repub lic , north and boutli , one and Indi visible , in the pleasant bonds of mu tual love and respect , ondurlng into future ages. " Such expressions from the leading paper of a Btato which gives Iho largesl democratic ma jority in the union , put to shame the ef forts of certain northern journals to dis parage the president's words and de tract from their wholesome Influence by alleging that they stultify hU position In the past with respect to nollllcal pol icies lowrrd the south , and by suggest ing that It would have been bettor for himself nnd his party If ho had visited the south a year or two earlier. It Is gratuitous to assume that President Harrison risen docs not bollovo as strongly now as ho has done at any time that every citizen of the United Stales should bo given the full nnd free enjoyment ol every political right guaranteed him i by the constitution and tho. laws , and If ho IUIH changed his opinion as to the I means lo bo employed to Hocttrn to all citizens the unrc * " . 'icted exorcise of such rights it is wholly in deference to the Hcntlmeiil of northern republicans in op position to extreme measures. It is not stulliilcallon for a party loader lo yield his views of what may bo expedient to the judgment of a majority of his party , and In doing this ho does not neces sarily surrender the principle in question. All republicans believe that every man in the nation who it ) entitled to vote should bo allowed to freely do so , and that his vote should be honestly counted. A largo majority of repub licans in the north did not bollovo that the election bill was expedient. Presi dent Harrison is in line with his party. There has boon no surrender of principle , nor will the republican party ever aban don the demand for free and honest elec tions In every portion of the union. The salutary olTeet of the president's southern visit is in urging upon public attention the supreme Importance of giving first and greatest consideration to the prac tical affairs of that section , to the devel opment of Its resources , the building up of its industries , and the advancement of its propensity along all lines. The bane of the south in the pasl has been Iho lee great devotion of its people to politics , the time has come lo think more of busi ness , and tills the president has advised the southern people to do. It is counsel that may bo wisely heeded everywhere in the north as well as in the south. MKKTINO OK IlKAI , KSI'ATI ! OWNHHS. TIIK Bun bollovos in tlio proposed association of real estate owners. The promoters of this movement are men who have extensive property interests hero. They have no per sonal ends to gain. They are im pressed with the necessity of a powerful conservative organization , non-partisan and individually disinterested , which shall devote itself to throe things : 1. The protection of taxpayers from the evils of dishonesty , inconipetoncy and extravagance in municipal matters. 2. The oquitublo adjustment of the bur dens of taxation and the Improvement of the system of assessment in this cily. 8. The general advancement of the material interests of Omaha , by a pro per system of advertising her resources , by encouraging manufactures and simi lar enterprises and the enlargement of her commercial opportunities generally. Il will bo adinilted that these three important subjects intorosl every man , woman and child in Omaha. Hereto fore the organizations of business men have devoted themselves to the third proposition almost ex clusively and a great deal of good has been accomplished by them in the directions indicated. There has , however , boon a serious lack of funds and a want of general apprecia tion of the extent and importance of the work attempted. Some enterprising mon in both the old organizations have been compelled to boar more than their share of Iho financial responsibility of what success has boon achieved. It is thought an association which shall mini bor thousands can readily contribute the necessary money to its success with out burdening individuals. It is proper that all who share the benefits of suc cessful efforts for the upbuilding of f Omaha should contribute in some degree to the preliminary expenses. The question of our inequitable assessments is not a now one. The newspapers of Omaha have times with out number directed attention to this ovil. They have explained the d advantages under which the city labors by reason of the very low valuation placed upon real and personal property , Ihus making Iho percentage of the assessment and the relative indebtedness abnormally high , requiring explanations to fiscal agencies and on tlio face of the figures proving Omaha to bo tax-ridden and burdened with debt as compared with other cities. The now organi zation will strive to devise some method t of redeeming this city from the ovlls , of too low a valuation and a consequently quently too high tux rnto. It will like wise bo oxpeclod to Investigate Iho character of the assessments made nut : expose the tax-shlrkors who now compel honest lax-payers to contribute more than their share to the burdens of gov ernment. Corporations , individuals and eomblnat ons now avoiding their duties will bo brought to time and the person i- alty roll of Omaha increased to some ) thing near what it would bo if taxes were not evaded by many of her citizens. The most important ( ) [ the three topics and the one which appeals most directly lo every cillzen is Iho first named above. The proposed association should place particular stress upon the question ol improving the character of the public service. Wo are "at the mercy of mon whose solo purpose ns public servants is to line their own pockets. Wo have honest men In the city government , but not enough of them. It Is currently be lieved In Omaha upon circumstantial and other evidence that several of Iho gentlemen who have boon honored l > j the suffrages of the taxpayers are now and have continually been during thoh terms of olllcn nothing more nor less than conscienceless boodlors. They are owned body , soul and breeches corporations , who have either placet them under obligations for their olectloi or have secured them for a price since they entered upon their duties. Those familiar with municipal mattord are compelled to pronounce the government tainted by fraud , disgraced by corrup- ' tionists and weakened by imbeciles. In the direction of purifying local politics , defeating incompetent and dishonest as pirants for public oillco. detecting hood- ling olllelals and corrupt contractor ! * , there is an Important work to bo pur- formed. It can bo accomplished only by the di rect application of a public sentiment at- gnnlzcd into a pQtontlalforeo represented by an executive commtttoo which shall bo vlgllnnt , tireless , relentless and nidi- ul backed by funds sufficient to employ lotoctlves to uncover rascalities nnd at- ornoys to prosecute rascals. There Is 10 one In the ciftOovornnioiit as at pros- Mil organized whose special business It to lotcct corruption , expose corruptlonlsts nd convict guilty .scoundrels In and out f the city government who system- .tlcally . rob the city treasury directly mil Indirectly. , It.ls the duty of citizens o protect themselves and the proposed > rganizatlon can make Itself a power for food if it will proceed to Its duties , in- olllgontly , methodically and fearlessly. .1 SUV 111 DAKOTA CUXXKCTIOX. A correspondent from Iliirtlngton , ! edar county , calls attention to iv pro- ) oscd extension of the Chicago , St. Paul , Minneapolis it Omaha road from Bloom- leld , Knox county , either to Niobrara or Yunkton , the former " 8 miles and the alter SW. Uo speaks what all who are well Informed know is the truth when 10 says the short link is very important o Omaha and Nebraska , whichever tor- ulntil may bo finally selected. It appears that Yankton is wide iwako to its importance. That oiilor- ) rlsing liltlo city desires to enter north ern Nebraska for trade and wishes a til. root connection with Omaha. A propo- itlon to grade the road from funds to bo raised by that city is being agitated and the citizens are conlldont of tlio success of the enterprise. Niobrara. is likewise ntorestod and striving to secure the ox- .onslon. People in this city may not bo aware hat the region penetrated by this line truthfully boasts of its never failing jrops. No other part of the state fared so well last your. The farmers are well , o do , and. the villages are prosperous. It is a territory rightfully belonging to Omaha. But aside from the local trade , this city wants an entrance to South Dakota and hopes the road will build to both Yankton and Niobrara. At the former point the Milwaukee system in that state would bo touched , and at Yankton connections would bo made with both the Northwestern anil Milwaukee. TIIK BKK hopes at no distant day to see the railway connections such that Omaha will enter South Dakotaon some thing like equal terms with the twin cities of Minnesota , and this littlollnkof rail way will bo a long step In that direction. Tiio movements of the railway and the citizens of Yankton and Niobrara will bo watched with interest until the road is completed. FKW people realize the extent and im portance of the cigar making industry in the Omaha distPict. Last year 41-1,317 pounds of leaf tobacco were made up into "Itl84,725 cigars , on which the revenue tax paid nim > untel ( to $01,815.30. Tlio Omaha district manufactures moro cigars tliah any other in ho west , and , as the figures show , our smokers are doing a good deal lor Undo Sam's pockotbook. IK I'ATitOLMKX.aud other cityomnloycs who need the advantages of the gym nasium and baths of the Young Ivlon's Christian nssoelatlpn can secure these privileges for $5 per annum each , they should reach into their own pockets and not tlio city treasury for the money. TKAIN proposes to go to Italy via Yokohama to interview Pre mier Rudini. Usually this eminent American gets to the point moro ab ruptly. Rudini will feel as if an Ameri can cyclone had struck him after ho has been interviewed by Train. AFTKU all these months of confusion and the disgraceful incidents of meot- ings of the board of public works that body has concluded to adopt an order of business and rules for the government of its proceedings. This is encouraging. OMAHA'S police force is on the anxious seat. The report of their relative physical illness for patrol duty has been Hied with the board of lire and police commissioners and action postponed for a subsequent mooting. OMAHA invites the United States Medical association to moot hero next year in June. As wo shall have the men that preach in May it is entirely proper to have tlio men that practice in June. SKCURTAHY BALCOMIIK of the board of public works has tendered his resig nation. The chairman should emulate the secretary. l > y Krcn Coinage. Now , if Grovcr Cleveland can bo persuaded tosuy that under certain contingencies ho might favor n protective tariff policy , lie will bo the Ideal democratic all-round candidate. Corim Trampled On. Denver Hun. The Nebraska State Journal has n humor ous column called "All Sorts. " A Blanco at the familiar and uncrcdltod contents show that the name slipuld bo changed lo "All Stolon. " i , , ' , HotlioiiHo Ortliodovy. Journal. It was rather snjaltj'ln the faculty of Cor nell university to vote tno action of the senior law class inviting yqlonel U. ( . ! . Ingcrsoll lo deliver the nnnnulj'udurcss at their com mencement oxorcisSMi As n lawyer , pos sessed of more than ordinary literary culture , Colonel liiKorcoll coUlu entertain n law class without offendlni ; ijn'jjbody'n orthodoxy. The friends ot nrlhodo - should bo careful nol lo make a sensitive pjanl of tl. Tnko \l'ltfllllllntl \ ( ( CrlllC , Tlio proposition tnttt ttio republican presi dential convention inliet In May Instead of Juno or July next yeir : Is certainly worthy of consideration. On the Hcm-o of comfort alone It will of course commend I'bolt to oveiy one. Hut It may bo Hiipportod on other grounds , The patriots who compose political conven tions are only mortal after nil , nnd a surplus of heat In nmital blood , with IU accompany ing poi-HDlrailon , Is not at all conducive to tluit menial oiinlpolso which should dlstln- h'liUli the soiling up of n parly Joss. I'roU'cMlou mill KorolKii Trndo. .Vip I'lir.V Tribune , The onlrlnl report of Imperil puls lo mil nnolher sui of free trade fuUchoods. It wns nsierled , before and after the Mi'ICInloy bill wont Into oKr.Ulon | , that it. would stop Im ports , boe.iiiso It enormously enhanced thu prices of everything the pviplo consumed , The fact Is that thu vuluo of Imports for the Ix months ending with March , th' ' > oiitlro > erIoJ oxcorit six days of October under the iporatlon of the McKlnloy bill , was 10,1 * , l , ' > 0- 12 , against $331'JO 1,78.1 for the correspond * ng months of the previous year , nn Increase f fX'lD2,0'J'J. Ilut the Imports of the previ ous year bad been much the largest known in my year of the country's ' history. 1'lalnlv uch n vast amount of mcrclmmllio could not nivo been brought hither within n half year f the free trnilo atorloj about thn bill hurt been true. The fact Is that the 1)111 does not Mispress Imports , but permits In tno nggro- gate larger importations than have ever been known In any previous year. Turned a Woman Into n Man. fi'tw Vork , Trlbunt. It has been said of the ICngllsh jmrllnmont hat thcro was nothing It could not do except urn n womai ! Into a man. The Dutch high : : ourt of Justlco has Just given proof ot its iblllty to accomplish what Is beyond the i > owcr oven of the British parliament , by de ciding that officials and other public servants should take the oath of allegiance , not to 'Queen ' , " but to "King" Wllbolmlna , the olovon-yoar-old girl monarch of Holland. This extraordinary decision has been violently at tacked by the Dutch press as contrary to common sense , but the high court Is fur too ndepcndcat a body for there being nuy chance of Its yielding the point. The states jeneral nlono could declare that oven in llol- and a mieon is not a king , but It Is doubtful if this Is done. Down with IMiikurtiiii Sluggers. JVcu ? Ymk Sun , Many officers and agents of various so cieties for the maintenance of Inw and order seem much moro Inclined to use firearms than nro sheriffs , constables and policemen. They nro too loady with their pistols , perhaps be cause they httvo not so keen n sense of their responsibilities us the ordinary officers of the law. Whatever the reason may bo their ten dency to employ deadly weapons hi making arrests should bo checked and they should not escape punishment whenever they ex ceed their authority In this respect. I'.lM&l.lf ; JftliTS. In his now play Denman Thompson will have a real elder mill In operation on the stage. Mr. Thompson is making a mistake. To meat with modern public approval ho should have a real brewery in the lobby. Epoch : ' 'It is curious that so attractive n man ns Hrowuoy never married. " "Family influence. All his ancestors for four genera tions back were bachelors , I believe. " Washington Star : Since Mr. In galls has gone into potato culture In Kansas a litera te ur of that state haa begun a book entitled 'Ingalls and His Coinmon-tatcrs. " ' VIITl This paradox of business My soul doth vex unit griovot Why do wo have receivers when There's nothing to receive 1 Atchison Globe : Every time n man tells the story of the Imttorlly nnd the nut , ho en courages the loafer In his belief that beauty nnd brilliancy moro than atone for his uso- Icssncss. Denver Sun : "This pork Is full of quills or bristles or something , " complained Mr. Joe Scaph at the boarding-house table the other morning. "It must be pork-eupino steak. " Kentucky State Journal : Yes , advertising pays. About several or moro or less days epo a suburbanite lost a valuable Jersey cow. Thursday ho advertised for it in this paper , and the cow was found the night bo- fora. Washington Post : "No , I don't want any lawn-mower , " said the man who was anxious to chase the agent away. "What I doslro Is moro lawn. " Atclilson CJIobo : Love is a sacroa matter , hut it is difficult for n woman to make her fourth or lifth lover bellovo it. Philadelphia Times : The Georgia editor who has twenty-threo children doesn't seem to have much trouble in getting out copy. Blnphnmton Republican : "Ovor the Gar den Wall" is the favorite lay of the hens , if garden-making Is proceeding on the other side. New York Recorder : Urown ( early In too morning onasidostreot ) What is Jones fum bling in his waistcoat pocket forl Ho doesn't carry his latchkey there. Smith No. Hero Is whore ho lives nnd I thick ho is feeling for a clove. Atclilson Glebe : The trouble with the young is that tlioy do not as the old folks ad vise , but as they have done. New York Herald : Harry Belle promised to DO your sister , I suppose ! Jack No ; her father said ho had too many .stepsons already. Now York Herald : Ono of the singular things In life is that the lighter mustucho a man has the moro trouble ho experiences In raising it. Atchison Glebe : A man's Idea of heaven is n place where every one Is as good as ho Is. Chicago Mail : Minnesota's nnU-tights leg islation is dead. This is another instance of the survival of the littebt. Judge : Diner Hero , waiter ! I ordered cornbeiif nnd cabbage , and you have brought mo only the meat. Waiter lo ) cigar , sab , will bo on'lntah. Good News : Housekeeper What makes butter so high now ? Dealer Th1 oleomargarine laws , muin. JtK.llt SVIIK F1ESJO. Denver Sun , You will meet him at tlio races , W ith u rose pinned on his coat. He smiles as blandly us the man Who wants to got your vote ; Ho knows about the pacers , And before the boll will ring , Can gK-o you hurried pointers on a Dead sura thing. You'ro Innocent and take his steer - Of course you lose your stack And ho explains that ho was right liut the fault lay wit.li the track. "Hotter luck next time , " ho says , "I've u tip. " The bell goes "ting. " And again you are not in It on his Dead sure thing. This man h nt the ball games too , And is hoard nbovo tlio din , Talking about his "Inside snaps , " On which he'll let you in ; His tipi nro always losing ones , And no mono ; do they brine ; HU chiuico to go down below Is his only Dead sure thing. LATE DESTITUTION REPORTS , Soorotjry of SUto Allan Receive * Some Let ters iu Ooniiootiou Therewith. BOY OADLY HURT BY RECKLESS DRIVING. Dlniunlty Over ft Sewing Machine The \VIieelor Safe Trouble In tlio District Court Other Lincoln News. Lixcor.v , Neb. , April S3. [ Spoclnl to TIIK UKI : . ] Today Secretary of State Allen received n bl ; ; batch of letters from the Chicago cage relief commission In which urgent np- peals wsro made by Nohrnskn persons for money for the benefit of pornons living In western Nebraska. Some of the letters were addressed to the Chicago commission nnd others to the Prairie Farmer. The letters were turned over to the relief commission hero by Mr. Allen. Tlio Nebraska relief commission Is much annoyed over these let- ton which the commission believes nro nn exaggeration of the condition of the farmers In western Nebraska. These misrepresenta tions cannot ho reached by the commission In any way , but are believed to bo the outgrowth of the astounding stories told by Mr.s. Dlack- fan in Chicago. The commission has ilo- clnred time nnd again that Nebraska is amply able to look after hur own poor , and Is so doing , Ono of the letters In question WAS written by A. S. Hroa-ldus of Uliss , Holt county , and ho sent n most heart rending description of the starving condition of the farmers In his county. Ho declared that the great cry was for broad , J. A. Hu ft of Oxford is another suppliant. William II. Thomas of Cowlos begged for a "box of close. " J. C. Latterly of Danhurv seconds every statement of Mrs. Ulackt'an , who , un authorized by anybody , has been depleting the citizens of Nebraska as a hungry horde of starving wretches. Ltiilorty estimates that there nro 1,0 * ) families in his county that nro without provisions , food or seed. Secretary of Stnto Allen , who is from Danbury - bury himself , does not bollovo that state ment Is true. James Van Husklrk of Gordon writes to the 1'ralrlo Tanner that many of the farm ers in his section have no feed for their teams nnd urges that paper to help raise mone > to send to him and also to his neighbors. J. A. Keith of Klmball writes , to Judge Walter ( , > . Urushnm that none of tho$1X,0M ( ) ( > appropriated has reached the people in his part of the stato. i nuru nru u uiimurr 01 ouior leitors. TUB relief commission does not bellovo that there Is any occasion for such epistles , as relief is being given wherever It Is proven that it is actually needed. - Kov. Luddon of the relief commission has this also to say : "i notice that Uev. Benja min Franldin Diffonbnolicr , the chaplain of the legislature , who torgot to give tfllK ) of his salary us chaplain to the western suf ferers , as ho promised to do , is making some ridiculous statements in an Omaha morning paper concerning enormous prices being paid by us for inferior seed wheat that has been shipped into Sheridan county. Now , 1 wish lo say that the wheat to which the chaplain refers was not shipped into that county , but was bought of Air. J W. Thomas , a banker at Hushville. Mr. Thomas was represented to us ns being n responsible man. Further more , the fact is that the highest price wo bavo yet paid for wheat was for that very same batch , nnd it cost us 00 cents per bushel , which Is a much lower price that quoted by Kov. DilTenbacher. " A SKUIOt'S ACCIDRXT. The driver In charge of N , C. Brock's spirited team of horses , attached to a car riage in which two ladies were seated , care lessly drove into a crowd of young boys playIng - Ing ball near the Catholic church , nt Thir teenth and M streets , shortly before noon to day. The team was coming down M street at a lively gait and without warning Ihoy ( lashed Into the group of youngsters. The nine-year-old son of C. VV. Lyman was knocked down and quite seriously Injured. H. A. Meyers , who was passing by , rushed out Into the street nnd picking up the help less but still conscious boy carried him into the nearest neighbor's honso. Dr. Everett happened lo pass by at the same time nnd made an examination of the youthful victim. Ho pronounced him badly injured Internally , but no bones broken. The boy complained of great pain in his back , and wns soon taken to his homo near Eleventh and H streets. mrrirt'i.TY ovnit A HUWIVO juoiuxi ; . Isaac Broad water was arrested at his home , Eleventh and Locust streets , on the cimrge of stealing n sowing machine from Mrs. Meechnm. Whnn the olllcors appeared at the House the half do/.on little ones set up n howling , nnd us the wngon drove off Mrs. Broadwatcr. whoso anger had been visibly rising , smashed her lists together , consigned Mrs. Meocham to the deepest depths of per dition , and expressed iu language moro for cible than eloquent her fixed idea of wiping the whole of North Lincoln with the body of Mrs. Moecham whcu next they met. Broad- water claims that when ho rented the house from the complainant the machine was there , and lie was told that as it was not much good ho could dispose of it as ho pleased. Ho consequently sold it. The complainant didn't appear to prosecute this morning am' the prisoner wns discharged. LaterMrs. Meechnm appeared , lint wns directed ton Justice's of- lice for satisfaction , THK WIIRKI.iit : HAVE DimCULTY. Hlland H. Wheeler , late deputy clerk of the supreme court , Is somewhat Indignant ever the removal of the safe bearing his name from the vault of the deputy labor cammis- ( loner's oftlco to the apartments of the attor ney general. Mr.Vheelor declares that somebody is trying to steal tuo safe from him. Hu declares that the safe belongs to him and shows docurnimts to prove It. The snfo was originally purchased by George H RoborU , then attorney general , ho picsumhig that the stale would pay for It. This the stale refused U ) do , nud ns Kobcrts was con siderably in debt to Wheeler the nttornov general lurnetltho.safo ever to Wheeler In payment of his obligations to that trontlenmji. A letter from Kobcrts to Wheeler lust August sets forth the claim that nobodv excepting Wheeler has'nny right lo Iho article. The safe wn.s olovntod to the second tloor yester day by a force of mon under command of the janitor , but the knight of the dust brush pro fessed ignornnco as to who ordoroi the snfo to bo taken upstairs. When Wheeler dis covered what hud been done ho got decidedly warm under the collar nnd can scarcely wait until \tlorney General Hastings returns from Hot Springs to demand by what right Iho safe was eonilscutcd. A I.INC'OI.X AOTKKSS. Miss Gracie Kcntfrow , the graceful little soubrottoof the Hentfrow company playing an engagement ut the Knnko , is n Lincoln girl , having lieen bora here nineteen . \cur.-t ago , Her parents xvoro residents of Lincoln then and her father was ono of the mon who , In partnership with Gran ICnsign , started u circus hem about seventeen years ago. WON'T MAUIIY TJIK ( 'IIOICK OF IIKU 1'A. Marshal Mulink was called down to the third story of the now Webster block on South Klovoiith street last evening by an ex cited lady named Mrs. E. H. Watson , who ihMroil Information as to police prerogatives. It appears that a Miss Mills , whoso parents live about a block south , had trouble with her father yasterday , and was beaten black and blue. She took refuge with Mrs. Watson , a-id the father was Ihreatonlng ' .o have HID woman arrested for harboring tha da'ightor. She was assured that it Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report. was not A criminal offense. Tha Kirl tola the police seine tltno utro that her parents wanted her to nmrry a .VOUHR mnn who wns Miixlo'tii to wed liar , but hur rholro wn < ; nol agreeable to the uaront.s , hcnvo tlio frequent rumpuses lit the family , &O.ME I.STKNK'VriNO risKS. .fudn Hall and a Jury nro engaged In try ing It. W. 7-1 n It on the'clmrjjo ot ombozrlo * mcnt. The facts In the case nro familiar to till readers , The county nttornoy decided to pro.scculo on the chnrgo of nmbciuloimmt tii agent. The prosecution llnlshcd tlio tailing of Its testimony nt : ioon , and the defense ) then illcd n motion to dismiss the case because - . cause the evidence docs not prove that ho omlw/k'd liny one's money , ihnt ho never had appeared for the complaining witness as her attorney in any court and tluit ho had never had nny direct dealings with the com- plnlimnl , but that negotiations were con ducted through another party , to wiwm ulcmo Xink must bo hold responsible. This point Is being nreucd nt present. * . In the c.iso of Williams vs. Jansen ot nl. , tried yosterduy , iho Jury raltirnrd n vcri'lci ' for plaintiff for $111.00 , but the ilafoiiiiiiuU have Illcd a motion for a new trial. Thosnmo motion was made In the case of Hancock & Waters vs. Stout. Messrs Tnlhot , & Bryan worn appointed to defend 13. M. Luschor , chr.rgcd with grand { larceny , ho being unable to pay for nu utter- noy. Judge Field Is still wrestling with the Hnsimmon divorce cnso , while Judge Tib- bolts and a jury nro trying the case of the Sultnn cart and carriage company vs. J , B. McCoy. Louis U'ngncr had his trial this afternoon ? . on the chnrgo of uurglnrl/lng G.V. . Tutu's T honso. onus AND r.r.'Ds. The cnso ngalnst II. S. Wagoner , ehnrped with forgery , hns been continued until Men- j day , the prisoner being released on ball fur nished by his attorney. Frank Harris Is in trouble bccnnio he ' . pawned n watch belonging to the cyprlnti in Jessie Blsbraw's don who boars his name nnd claims to bo his wife. . . The Knpid Transit railway company bog.in suit today in the county court against C. T. Brown & Brothers , proprietors of the Stand ard streel mil way company , for $ STiJ. ! In Ihodlstrletcourtof Douglas comity Henry LIvesey sued Nels O. Brown et nl. , forfSSl duo ns part payment on aj4tXii ) bilcks delivered on order to drfi'ndunts. There had been pre viously $1 , i : > 0 paid lo Ltvesoy. The plaintiff scoured Judgment In Iho lower courts , hut. the defendants today curried Iho case lo the supreme court. Speaker Hlder was n visitor at the stnto house this morning. Ho reports the wheat crop outlook in Ihls county as vorv favorable. Gcorgo A. Taylor mid wife have lllc-d piipors adopting Minnie Hello /inI : , the litllo daiigh- ler of iho umortuimto woman who died several weeks since under distressing cir cumstances. Tlio girl is to take Iho name of Taj lor , nnd her father lelinquishes his rights. KUUlMtlSKH iHJT SUXSUUiK. AVIial the Snlvutl.ui . Army ThliikH of Kev. ScliiilItlcV Kuipicst. At the meeting of the board of flro nnd police commissioners Monday night a complaint - plaint against the Salvation army was lllod. Kov. John G. Schaible , pastor of tha First Gorman Presbyterian church on Klghtcontu stivnt near Cumlng , was the complainant * Kov. Srhulbla asked the board to put a utop to the "nonsense nnd sinful doings" of the snlvalionlsls. On motion of Mr. Ilnrliuan Iho chief of police was Instructed to abate the nuisance. A BKK reporter nslceu Chief Seavoy jestor- day afternoon whut action ho would take in I ho matter. The chief declined to stale what action ho would take , but gave the reporter to understand that the nuisance would bo abated. Adjutant Kgncr is in chnrgo of Salvation army in Omaha , and said that complaint was a surprise to himself nnd his people. Continuing the ndjutnnt said : "Wo hnvo only been down in the vicinity of the Presby terian chnruh ono night since I have been In charge hero. I was not uw.iro thai wo had been nu annoyance to any ono. If the church people had comp to us and stated their griev ance the matter could have been Rattled at once , and I would have seen that/ they were not troubled again. However , thorn shall hone no moro heating ot drums on Sunday nlglm. "As fur ns our arrest is concerned , wo will quietly submit , of course. I think our order has n few friends who will stand by us. Dut wo shall not pay a line , because I do not think wo hnvo been guilty of nny oft'onso. This matter has been tried nil ever the coun try. In several states such cuse-s have boon ea'rriod to tlio supreme court nnd we have nl' ways been victorious. " 'Iho lender of the red coals closed his re marks by saying that the tinny would con tinue the meetings as herolofore. Motor IO\t < 'nsloiiM. The Walnut Hill motor line Is now In op eration along Military avenue to the inter section of Grunt street , cars having com mcnced to run ever the now portion of the line this morning. Trains are run on n ten- minute schedule , the same ns before. j Work on luo Benson molor line Is protrro ' ? - Ing. This line is a continuation of tho" Wnl- nut Hill line and will bo opened for travel about Juno 15. relates Hint wbon Do- CICERO moslboncs was naked what was tlio principal tiling in public spanking , bo replied. "Action. " When asked the second in importance , bo re plied , "Action. " Tlio third ? "Action. " In tlio same way If you want to know tlio most important thing in the pur * chase of a piano , It is "COUA.Lx- I'JTY. " The next in Importance , "Q U A li I T Y. " The tbirdV The price is an after consideration. Just think a moment ! The purchase ol a Piano is an Important matter. Von cannotnlTord to take risks with KO largo an outlay. You wantn thoroughly Una Hrst-cliiKS instrument. Before you decide it , you really need to know just how much wo oiler. you , and in order to know this , you should visit our wnrcrooms , and see the line BKIGGS 1JIA.NOS that wo have just received from the makers. They are marvels of power , superbly made throughout , full of the rich , sing ing quality of tone M > widely desired , and equipped witti Iho imtonlcd soft slop which reduces sound KO that It la liuruiy nuuiuic in practicing , the wear and making it pohftlblo to prac tice at any time , without inconvciiiencu to others. Will you not call and FOO these line I'innort' ? Then you can purchiiso or not as you inny decide. Hut If you fall to see thorn , you may regret afterwards that you made your purcliaso before In- vcfltlgating the high chnractor of the Piano. C. C. BRIGGS & CO. , Olllcc , Factory and Wtirorooms tit Hoston , Mass. AGKNTS : MAX MEYER & URO. CO. , 1520 to IfiiJl Fnriium Street , IMS to W South lUtli St. , Omaha , Nob.