TA Tir -\r - I-MTT rA A TV01Tno i orv-i PUBLISHED EVKUY MORNING. / Ron ( without 8nn < lnrOno ) } ear. . . $ CO Jlnlly undHnndayOno ! Voiir IJJW Hlx months ' 'W Tlirro month * * { JJ Knndnv Hv. Ono Vrnr f Hnturifnr Hec. Ono Year \ \ * > V/cckly Hce , Ono Voar 1W 01 ncKfli Oninhn. Tlio lire llulldltnr. Fonth Oninhn , Comer N nnd 2fllh Streets Council lllnlTH. IS 1'oiirl htreot , Chicago OIllcj'.III'ChninlHTOt Ooniinrrco. New York , Ilooins 13,14nnd 15.TrlbiinuIIulldln(5 ( Vushlncton , 6K1 fourtcontli street. C'OIIltKSI'ONDfNt'K. Allroiiiinnnleatlons minting to news ml rilltorliil inntltT ( ilioulil bo addressed to tlio Editorial Department IllISINKPS Mil AlllnmlncssloltoM and rcinlttiini-ossliould ho nildrc M'd to The Hee I'uhllHliln ? fonipiny , Omiihii. Draft" , rliecki nnil postofllro orders to lie tnndo payable to the order of the company - pany Tlio Bee Publishing CompiY , Prooriclors TIIK HIM : FWOltN STATKMKNT OP CIKOUI.ATION. fctatoof Nehrti l < a , l , County nf Doiiglin. f" . , firorpp ll. TrschucK , srernlary of Tnr. Ilr.B rnhllshlui ! rompimy , docs soli-innly nwoar that the nrtnnl clrculntlnn of Tnr. D.UI.Y Ilr.r. for thu weuk oiidlne Aiirll W. 1SSI , was as follons : f-nnday. April It % > . ' < & Monday April-1) . v. Ap-IISI. . . WuJriPMlHV. April S3 , 2. Thursday. Ajirit 2J 2U I KrldHV. AprllSI 2- < . ' ? Saturday , April 25 . ! M Ayerugo 2i.77J : ! OnoliOR It. TZif'HUCK. Fworn to before mo and Mibscrll cd In my presence thls2Mli day of April. A. I ) . IS'Jl. N. I' . l-'Kir. Notary I'ubllo. llntrof NVhrnsko , ! County of D'jiiKlns , | " Ri-orpu II. 'J > cnick ! , Ijclngdnly wom , do- ro rs nnd riiyn thathn IN sorrntiiry of TIIEHKR I'ulillflitnp ciniipnnr. thai the nctnal avuraKe daily clrciilnlloii of TIIK DAH.V lln : fortho month of April. 1B1IO. SO.M4 cnpp | ; for May. 1fPO. S0l-0 * ropiest for June , 1S 0 , W , ; > OI coplrs ; for .Inly. JflOSO.C topless for Auciiflt , 18UO. S0.759 copies ; for t-'ppteinljer. 1MW , Stl.WO coplos ; for Ortnbrr , IPW. SP.'CJ copies ; for Novem ber. 1K X > , 2 ? , I no copies ; for Dcrrinber , 18UO , S',471 ' coplrs : for .liintinry , If'll. ' IM4G roulos ; for rohriinry. 1S91 , 25il2 : eoplrs ; for March , IfOI , 24(1.3ioprR. ( ! ( JroimE II. T7SCIIUCK. Pworn lo 1 pforo nir. nnd snlisrrlln-d In my Iicsnier. thUUddayof April , A.D. . IPtl. N , 1' . Kmr , Notnry I'uhllc. FKANCK hns lAuriiT issue In politics which brings to mind the fact thiit Franco is the only pront roubllo ] of Eu- ropp atul Its most proffrosslvo nation. Tan povornor of Texas rooted around until ho found a budding1 statesman 82 years old with whom to roplnco Senator Reagan in the United States eennto. COLONIIL Bon iNOKitsoi.rj 1ms the grip. This importation from Russia ro- epocts noltlior saint nor sinnor. It makes botli look with suspicion on the hereafter. ASI'IUANTS for tlio placoa to bccomo vacant on the board of flro and police commissions will remain in suspense for nt least 10 days. Suspense ia not synon ymous with imxotivity , however. ' TIIK students of n Tennessee colored university selected Henry Wnttoraon as the commencement orator. The faculty must have soon the ivories of the Afro- Americans , for they declined to approve the selection. ANNA DICKINSON , in an address In Now Yorlc Sunday night , completely Bottled the question of her sanity. She is off balance mentally. No sane woman could or would talk as she talked before that nudionco of ladies and gentlemen. NEIIHASKA'S weather service bulletin contains encouraging reports of crop prospects in till parts of the stato. The festive chintz bug appears to have crawled .out too early and has boon drowned by the heavy rains. This ought to ho an off year for this aromatic post. INDIANA , not satisfied with having the president , a cabinet oillcoi- and her full share of other public ) ofllcos , has the as- eurancd to claim that she has the center of population of the nation also , and propose to erect a monument on the spot. Indiana is u pivot , but not a con- tor. Roonit Q. MILLS is the maddest mnn in Texas. The governor turned him down bccatibo ho favors free wool. lie will have a chance to servo out his term in the lower house. Texas has just had some political instruction from ono Ben jamin Harrihon and does not want a free trader in the uonato. MAYOR CASII'IIKLT/S experience with Dos Moiiicu sweet cider merely empha sizes a fact well known in Iowa. The juice of corn and rye and the adultera tions thereof are available on every street of every city of any consequence in the state. Only in the smaller towns is the prohibitory law enforced. WASHINGTON" press representatives nro not wholly free from malice or humor. They dislike Secretary Noble , nnd that is why they chase the little rumor of nis resignation out from cover on slight provocation. The secretary of the interior will not resign unless ho is offered a place on the supreme bench. Ho is not that kind of a cabinet ofllcor. THKUI : is n marked clilTorcnco of opin ion between German and French news paper comment on the life and death of Von Moltko. The gormnn newspapers .regard the dead general as ono of the greatest of soldiers and the French ns ono of the cruelest In Germany ho was a hero ; in Franco a barbarian and in- vador. It is from such contradictions that the truth of history is deduced. No wonder facts are so uncertain where opinions tire HO divergent. L BUTMJK has requested his frlonds to refrain from holding a mass mooting in Fa no nil hall , Boston , to ex press their disapprobation of the treat ment to which ha was subjected by Judge Carpenter. Ho proposes , if ho lives , to make It warm for the judge and in his will to provide tundn to make it interesting for that gentleman after the gnnoral hits gone to plead tils case before - fore the Supreme Court of the universe. These who know the vindlctlvonoss of General Butlor'fl nature nro convinced that Judge Carpenter will discover that tlio indignity inflicted upon the vonor- nblo lawyer was a moat costly error of Judgment , iwsv PA listens. Throughout the northwest the farm- era are busy with the work of the sea son , and nature IB giving thorn every aid nnd encouragement. From Minnesota the report comes that the ground hns not boon In so good r. condition for years to glvo the crop n. start which will carry it well along to maturity without any more rainfall. The acreage of who it will bo largely increased , and nt the rate nt which It is being sown , planting will bo about completed by the end of the present month. In North Dakota the farm' rs nro equally busy , nnd with the exception of the low lands , which are yet lee wet to need , planting Is going forward rapidly. The South Dakota farmers nro reported to bo jubilant over the bright outlook for it good crop , nnd the nvorngo In the state will ho largely increased. The drouth , It Is believed , is wholly broken , and in no previous year at this tlmo has the promise of an abundant harvest boon ihoro favorable. The weather of the past week , accord ing to the lust bulletin from Washing ton , was the most favorable of the sea son throughout the fall and spring wheat regions , and all crops In the states of the Mississippi and Ohio valleys were greatly benefited. All the Indications nro that this is to bo the American farmers' year. Not only is there every reason to expect a splendid crop , ono fur in excess of the avorairo , but there are equally good rea sons for believing that it will command prices that will richly repay the pro ducers. A larger European demand than for several years is regarded by those best qualified to judge as ns.surcd , and In addition to this is the certainty of enlarged markets for our breadstuffs in the coun ties south of us. It is quite impossible to estimate at this time with any degree of accuracy what this addition to the demand will be , but it is by no means improbable that it will nearly equal the amount exported to Europe last year. The crop of 1890 has been mostly mar keted , and there will bo none of it on hand when the now crop is harvested , or at any rate so little that it can cut no figure in relation to prices. The por- mnnonco of high prices for agri cultural products may safely bo counted upon as assured , nnd this moans millions in money for the farm- era. The prosperity of this largo ele ment of the population carries with it prosperity for all for the tr.mspoitntion interests , for the manufacturers and merchants , and for every class of in dustrial labor. It need hardly bo said that the intelli gent and enterprising farmers of Ne- lii'.ist.-n. ni'n tint linhlntl t-.hn.qn nf nnv ntlinr state in appreciating the opportunity that is before thorn. They , too , nro actively nt work , and it is safe to predict that when the results of the year's labor are ascer tained it will bo found that they have not been unhoodful of the splendid promise which existing conditions hold out. The soil of Nebraska has perhaps never boon in bettor condition than it is nt this time , and this is true not merely of a part of the alato , but of every portion tion that has boon subjected to cultiva tion. The snows of the winter and the rainfalls of the spring extended every where , and the moisture penetrated the retentive soil to a depth that as sures its remaining in good condi tion if there is the ordinary summer cli mate in this latitude. Under continu ing favorable conditions Nebraska ought to produce her greatest corn crop this year , and if this shnll bo done her ma terial piogress and prosperity during the ensuing five years will bo unexam pled in her history. The busy farmers of the country are sowing the seeds which are to add hundreds of millions to the nation's wealth , and there is good cheer for them and for all interests In the bright outlook throughout the entire country. iAnon Every year hns its share of labor troubles , whatever the industrial condi tion of the country. The promise is that the present year will contribute largely to the record of such disturbances. The most porious phase of the conflicts that have thus far occurred is the violence that has chaavctori/ed them. This is notably the case with the troubles in the Connellhvillo coke region , which have resulted in the loss of many lives and the destruction of m-oporty , the situation becoming so grave and serious as to require the in tervention of the military power of the state. This conflict is still unset tled , and although the authorities ex press the belief that they are musters of the situation , all danger of further vio- Innnn lum nnt. iirmttnd. T.nhnp iHrtt.m l - : xncos in Now York and Michigan have also boon marked by a lawless spirit among the strikers , though It was not carried to uny suoh sorloua extremity ns In the coke region , whore the men in volved are nearly all a reckless and des perate class , largely guided by their passions anil h-iving llttlo regard for law , except when supported by a power ample for Its enforce ment. But the disturbances thus far are Insignificant , BO far as their effect and Influence are con cerned , In comparison with what will re sult if the coal minors inauguralo a strike on May 1 for nn eight hour day. The mlnoi-H and operators in the Hock ing Valley coal region of Ohio , it has been reported , hnvu como to an ngrco- mont but these constitute only a very small proportion of the minors of the country. If this proposed strike takes place it will be in pursuance of a docislon of the American federation of labor , It is the policy of this organization to make annually a contest in behalf - half of Homo trade , nnd at Its conven tion last December It was decided tlmt the miners should be the trade to move for the eight hour working day on May 1 , the general convention of the Knights of Labor having pledged itself to render nsMstnnco to the trade named by the federation to make the eight hour fight. The number of minors Involved Is esti mated to bo about 100,000 , distributed throughout the hard and soft coal fields of Pennsylvania and the soft coal districts of Ohio , Indiana and Illinois , tho- minors of the south uot being included in the movement It need hardly bo Bald that the effect of such n strike would bo wldp-roaohlng , nnd if long continued very disastrous. The railroads have been providing against it by storing up coal , and gener ally in the oistorn cities dealers have boon doing tlio same , but with manufac turers the case is different , and n strike lasting over 80 days would compel many of them to shut down. It is ine vitable that such n conllfct , if prolonged , would very sorlou.-tly affect nil manufac turing industries throughout a wide range of country , nnd there is reason to boltcva that It might bo main tained long enough to do great Injury. Tlio latest advices give promise that It will bo averted , and the improvement of coal roud stocks In Wall street yester day is a favorable indication , but there will bo uneasiness until there Is certainty that the danger lias passed , But this is not the only strlko ar ranged to take place Muy 1 for an eight hour working day. Workers in the building trade in a number of cities have fixed upon this date to demand u reduc tion of hours , ana dispatches report a movement , to the same end in other departments of indus try. Strikes for incroano of wages are also proposed to bo Inaugurated at that time. From present indications , therefore , it la possible that the opening of the coming month will witness the beginning of labor troubles imolvlng hundreds of thousands of workers and threatening a serious chock to the In dustrial prosperity of the country. It is to bo hoped that wise and prudent coun sel will so generally prevail that the worst of the threatened dilllcultios will bo averted and tlio business of tlio coun try , for which the outlook is most favor able , bo permitted to go on without any shock. SOUTH DAKOl'A. South Dakota contains a larger area of untnkon agricultural land perhaps than any state in the union. The recent successful negotiations with the great Sioux tribes and the Slssolon and Wah- peton Indians throws open to settlement immense bodies of excellent farming and grazing lands. The Sissoton reserve contains about nine hundred thousand acres , and it is nearly all suited to agri culture. The Indians are to bo per mitted first to select allotments , after which the remainder of the reservation , aggregating probably six hundred thousand - sand acres , will bo open to actual settlers and no others. People are already gath ering on the edge of the reservation , al though it will probably bo months be fore a claim can bo entered. Tbo great Sioux cession under the agreement of 1889 , known as "the Crook treaty , opens 0OUUOOJ acres to tlio whites. A largo part of this is excellent land for general farming and all of it is suitable for grazing , being well watered and covered with good pasturage , A prominent Dakotlan pronounces the whole body worth $10 per noro. This may bo a high figure but it niust bo re membered that agricultural land Is not bogging for occupants in those days and 50,000 acres of school land , recently sold in the state , brought an average oli'$14..r > 0 per acre. This was raw , prairie. Under the laws of South Dakota not ono "of her 3,000,000 acres of school land can bo sold for less than $10. The Indian lands are sold to bona fide settlers at 51.25 per acre. It is therefore not surprising that the opening of the spring and the pros pects of good crops should arouse en thusiasm in tno now state and start a tldo of immigration thitherward. South Dakota's ' resources have been underestimated. The failure of last sea son's crops and preceding hard winters have given her a trilling sot back , but her 400,000 people will not wall long ferns many now neighbors. South D.iKota In cludes the Black Hills , thollnostinlnornl region in the world , and the productive wheat lands cast of the Missouri river. These are the complement of each other , and when developed the two sections will unite to make ono of the wealthiest states in the union. The great Sioux reservation has boon the barrior'to that unity which Is proper. This Is removed and the whole state will grow with re markable rapidity. The drouth has lost its terrors slnco artesian wells have boon opened whore they are most needed. Last year's failure of crops was disastrous to individuals , but after all the state gar nered about seventeen million 'bushels ouch of wheat , corn and oats , and the cattle , horses and sheep and gold and silver were a source of grout-profit. The average earning of every man , woman and child in the state last year is bo- llovod to have boon not loss than $150. Tuxes are low , schools and colleges abound , and in fact South Dakota is on her foot nnd will bo hoard from this voar D.S never before. Her . people are enter prising and they will bo prosperous un less all predictions and promises Tor 1890 are wholly illusive. ainxu TIIK nKViif nis A certain city official complains that when ho makes mistakes TJIU Bi'i : fig uratively jumps on him with both foot , but when ho does anything commenda ble it does not smile its approval. The charge would bo somewhat.serious if true. Thoio is , however , no ground for it. On the contrary this paper gees out of its way to speak well of public of- hciala who perform oroditablo' service , even though such officials never lose an opportunity to stab at Tni ; BUK. The trouble in the case cited is that in thu six months of his term of office he bus attorn i > toil few reforms and his mistakes have been bo numerous arid his incompotoncy hns boon BO patent that they have overshadowed - shadowed his good Intentions and really rendered nugatory all his efforts at Im provement of his branch of 1119 service. This may not bo n fault of the man's heart ; it is probably an eccentricity of his cerebrum. The business of a newspaper is to gather and disseminate information , dis cuss mutters that concern the public welfare , expose shams , fraudst incompe tents and corruptionists in public ofUco , and advocate reforms demanded in the interests of good government. This has boon the mission nnd function of TIIK BKK for nearly twenty years and this Is why the citizens of Omaha , of all par ties and shades of opinion , have given il their support nnd confidence. The aolo , faithful and honest city offl clnl has nothing to fear from Tin : Br.ii The olhor club's of which unfortunately there nro too limny , will bo criticized for their blunder jlbnouucod for their cor ruption and oxpippocl ( or their insinceri ty. When any than , whether frlond or fee , honest or , , $ [ shonost , performs any service of marltotl valtio to his constitu ents thu public will bo notified through these columns. > .TllB Bun will -bo just , even to these wfyo have by former con duct forfeited ihp. respect of the commu nity on thu principle that the dovll should bo given his dues. PUKSIDKNT IfAiunsoN is In Califor nia , and hence there are no olllces to look after of any consequence. It is barely possible that this explains why Senator Mnndorson's name Is sprung so suddenly as a possible successor to Soo- rotary of War Proctor in case the latter gentleman Induces Governor Page of Vermont to place him In the chair Sen ator Edmunds has announced will bo vacated in November. The senior sen ator from Nebraska and the jH-osldont pro torn , of the United States senate has not figured conspicuously in print for a week or two and it is only fair that ho should bo brought iiuo newspaper prominence with some degree of regularity. Of course with a demo cratic governor , a possibly hostile legis lature two years hence , four years of his term yet unoxpirod , and the dignity of presidency of the senate not thoroughly sot to his form , Senator Mundorson can not bo expected to look longingly on a cabinet office whoso emoluments and honors will drop off by limitation in two years. The senator is a modest man and yet these frequent references to his quality as cabinet timber are not alto gether distasteful and Nebraska would fool highly complimented if President Harrison should further honor the state by giving her a member of his cabinet. OVUK fifteen hundred now subscribers have om oiled their names on the sub scription lists of Tim Bin : within three days , nnd they are being enrolled just ns fast as our bookkeepers and clerks can place them on the carrier delivery lists. More than two-thirds of these subscrib ers are dropping the double-ondor , but that will make no difference whatever in its circulation statements. For every subscriber who drops oft its carrier delivery list , two papers are thrown Into the back and front yards of people who do not want them and never look at them. And this is why the circulation of tho1 double-decker keeps on increasing , even when the bottom is dropping out of the p.iddod concern. TIIK delay in ' commencing public work In Omaha js > not simply discourag ing , it is positively harmful. The whole nonth of April , , has boon practically brown away and the wages of an army of worklngmon w'ho should have boon at with picls { spades and shovels im- jrovin/j / our streets has not gone intocir- ulntion. Somebody should prod the con- ractors and the bpard of public works ind put double or quadruolo the number of mon now engaged , at work earning wages they and tliaretail dealers of Omaha need. IT is eminently .proper that Dr. Gapon hould bo the head of the sanitary com mission so long as ho remains city physi cian. A health board with two bonds vill only promote strife and cripple the efficiency of the health department The collection of garbage should bo loft to > rivato ontorprisei and competition will soon regulate the price. With the police ooking after violators of the law there vill bo no trouble in keeping streets and illoys and private premises clear of gar- jitgo and disease-breeding filth. WIIKN combines in the council control .ho . sales of certain materials to frnn- chiscd corporations ; combines in the ward of county commissioners direct , ho expenditure of road funds to the im- irovomont of their own real estate , nnd combines in the board of education so word proposals for bids for plastering school buildings as to make buro of a certain patent plaster , it is time for a combine of taxpayers who will make s.iro that boodlors are detected and driven from power and placo. PIIKSIDKNT LOWKY stated officially ; hat the board of public works was afraid to compel the street cleaning con tractor to clean the streets. The mayor lias expressed something like the same view. The street cleaning contractor appears to accept that as the situation. These facts all load to the conclusion that the board of public works needs reorganization and n new head. Noth ing else will give the city efficient servIce - Ice in the street department. COUNCIL BLUFFS is not asleep. The city is nllvo to her interests and growing most satisfactorily. Her now hotel Is attracting a largo trnnsjont custom and advertising the city us she has not been advertised before. The prospect of anew now bridge is opening the eyes of real estate buyers and'a'jjonts ' , The Chnutau- qua association Jilts' ' engaged both Dr. Talmago and Senator Ingalls for lec tures this season . In fact Council Bluffs Is wide MAYOR Cusiij must not bo hold en tirely responsible for the poor timber ho tried to work. , up Into good officers in the board qf public works , street commissioner's atlluo and health depart ment. The exigencies of politics nro sometimes pressing , and gentlemen of the best intontiorisrjiro sometimes com pelled by force oH pircumstances to take risks which their jfldgmont condemns. WHAT position I will members of the council occupy who have investigated the garbage muster and reported against him in case an attempt is made to reappoint - point him under the title of sanitary commissioner ? How can they consist ently stand up for their official reports and vote to continue the office and the ofllcor they condemned ? RKV. T. DuWrrr TAI.MAGK now preaches in a big church with a big debt. It will cost $150,000 and $200,000 , remains unpaid. OMAHA is already reaping the advan tages of her enterprise in scum-ing the next mooting : oi the general conference of the Methodist Episcopal church. The newspapers of that great religious body are announcing the mooting and awakening Interest in and inquiries concerning this metropolis. A SANITARY commissioner shorn by ordinance of foesperquisites , and author ity would still have the high-sounding title loft and bo n mombar of the board of health. This would hardly satisfy n man who hns hitherto hold the office for what there is in it , nnd has found big big money in it. THUS far the Sunday meetings of the Omaha independent club hnvo not boon overwhelmingly successful. Even Allen Root , the patron saint of the old green- buck party and the now Independent movement , could not draw a full house or awaken nny enthusiasm. No recent action In the Omaha city council has glvon such general satisfac tion as the passage of the Douglas street grade ordinance. Prohibition Idea In Georgia. Atlintn Jinirnal The editor wrote It correctly , "Lot the trailed jade wince. " nut this Is the way It appeared In the paper : "Lot the gallon Jug wait. " _ Timely Advice. St..oiifn Cllirtic-Demociat. . President Harrison's speeches nnd Secre tary Ulalno's letters bavo done n grent deal lately to promote the welfare nnd prospects of the republican party. TrtiKt the Itoporters. f f Mr. Cleveland would talk more to tlio newspapers and less to the self-appointed ombiissuilors ho would avoid considerable worry and mortification , I'rnct cjul Tout. St. ItmHt ( il lic Uem < Kr\t. The United States circuit court of Now Yorlc lias decided In favor of the McIClnloy tariff law ; nnd the pocplo nro Jolng the same thing when they buy their sugar nnd got five pounds more for n dollar on account of ono of tlio provisions of that measure. Friitornnl Fooling. llntlan Glulic. THO entertainment or tno eonieuoraio wnr- rlor , General FlUhugh Leo , at Young's and the mutual expressions of national fraternity all around the table , offered another proof that tbo last embers of sectional strife bavo expired among all the truly representative mon both of the north and south. Are Ills InttlnlH liryun ? Cheyenne Sun. A Nebraskan who uses tbo stationery of the national house of representatives writes from Lincoln to the secretary of state for data to be used In a debate on the bill pro viding for thn election of United States sena tors by direct ballot. If the congressman had signed his letter of inquiry the Information would bo promptly forwarded. j\issixa WOMAN'S WAT. When lovely woman's waist Is twenty-two , 'Tis safe to put a star against the sun Sho'll not bo banpy till she's proved to you That It Is really only twenty-one. Somervlllo Journal : A woman can always understand why a man should fall In love with her , but she finds it difficult to explain why ho should fall out. Yorikers Statesman : The reason that so many men are not married long is because they nro married "short. " Boston Transcript : The most susceptible woman wo ever know wns she who was so teudor-hciirtcd that she couldn't bear to cross it room. Texas Sittings : If mon know as much of themselves as thov usually do of their neigh bors they would hardly dare to speak to themselves. Columbus Post : Young man , remember that yon cannot have a "blow-out" without "blowing In. " Washington Star : The bass born blower In the brass band referred to the violinist In the string band as an "uutootcred savage. " Lowell Citizen : Ed Isn't Grinder pretty well run down in heallhl Ned I should say ho was. The poor fol low Is working himself to death trying to earn money enough to carry his llfo Insur ance. Bosten Post : Prospective queens of May will , If they bo wise , bopln to provide them- sclvos strips of red flannel for taoir prospect ive sere throats. Elmlra Gnzotto : Jags wonJcrs If tlmo would fly so rapidly If more people were on It. Capo Cod Item : It Is a sort nf satire nn the eternal fitness of things when the messenger boy develops Into a fast young man. Dallas News : Promises nro usually laid down because they are too weak to stand alone. Boston Courier : Miss Sharpe Your frlond Wooden reminds mo so much of the learned professions. Bullfinch Ab , ho'll bo glad to bear it ; but In what way ? Miss Sharpe Why , there's so much room at the top. ninghamton Republican : The heart of n city Is probably where Its boots como from. Lowell Courier : Sailors nro said to bo remarkable for their eyesight. Of course they are , because they sea so much. Elmlra Gazette : The tenor's .voice broke on U Hharp , and the critics called it "A flat failure. " When Jolinny comes homo with a black eye , And mncor.itcil car , The fact Is plain to any eye That baseball times are hero. Washington Post "There's : a man who does absolutely nothing. " "Ho looks us If ho were capable of doing twlco as much of It If ho tried. " Clothier and Furnisher : Briggs I'oor Hoblnson. After his wife died ho married her dressmaker. Grlgg How nro they getting on ? Briggs I understand that bo still owes her the monoy. Washington Star : "I fool a dollcsoy In tLis , " he remarked , as ho laid his hand ten derly on the terrapin In the box. Syracuse Herald : A Parisian wit once defined - fined experience as a comb that ono became possessed of. after having lost ono's hair. Anne littvt AMrlch In Kale Field' * Where Is the glove- that I gave to him , Perfumed and warm for my arm that night ? And where U the rose that another stele When the land was flooded with pale moon- llghtf And the satin nllpnor I wore ) Alack I Some ono had that It was wrong , I foar. Where are these souvenirs today ? But where are tbo snows of yostor-ycarl The glove was burned at Ills next love's prayer , . And the rose was lost in the mlro of the street. And the satin slipper ho toisoil away , For tils Jealous bride had not fairy feotl Glvo what you will ; but know , mesdames , For a day alone are your favors dear. Bo sure , for the next fair woman's sake Tlioy will go-llko tho1 snows ofyostor- yoarl FROM THE STATE CAPITAL , Speculation as to How the Shcody Trial Will Do Conducted , DEFENSE WILL WORK HARD FOR ACQUITTAL olloo AiipoIiitmoutH by tlio Kiultto ilonril A Coinproinlno Vcrtllut Iiy tlio Jury In ttic Kilnoy- llnum Cnno. LIXCOLV , Nob. , April 27. [ Special to Tun Jnn. ] The attorneys for Mrs. Sheedy will , t Is reported , nmiio n desperate light for her ncqulUnl In her trial Tor tlio murder of her uislmml , In addition to the glory of winning ho casu her attorneys li.ivo the prospect of vlmilng n big fee , anil It nil depends on vhothor slio Is acquitted or convicted. In aso of conviction her attorneys will not got nythlng , as then Mrs. Shecily will hnvo no Inlin wluitorcr td the money of the estate. f Mio Isaciiuittcd she will get thn bulk of ior niuulrrcd husbnud's tiroporty nntl will , It s believed , deal liberally with her attorneys. Considerable , It Is said , dupenils on the ne- Ion of Monday MoFurland's attorneys. Q It s believed that thcv will have him pieud not ; ulltv , and Mrs. Sneedy's attorneys boltovo hut In c.iuo ho so pleads mid refutes to go on ho stand tlmt Mrs. Shoedy will bo saved rora couvlutlon. The iirosocutton , however , declares that ho confession of tlio nccroto Mayor Graham mid the i > ollro ollloors will go In as evidence even if McFnrlnnd does rufuso to appear on ho witness stand. A belief Is gaining ground In Lincoln that i scapegoat Is to bo inado of the nogio In other words that hois to be nung , whlloMrs. Shcedy will go froo. There Is , however , tame very strong cvl- lenco said to bo held back tlmt will create something of n sousatlon when produced. A nnnvcii OP ruoMisi : own. Miss Florence K. Dale , n rather comely ap pearing voting ladv of about eighteen years , ind a school teacher in Hod Willow county , uvs Drought suit for $ . . ' 0,000 damages against Mr. Thomas Strntton , a wealthy resl- lout of Stratton , which was named after him. Miss Dale says that iiidor promise of marrlago the gay youuir irofcssor ruined her. The inarrlngo was to nko place In Mav but In January ho broke ' oil' the cngagoment and steadfastly refused o fillilll his contract , A WOMVN'l MisKMTU.N'K. Miss Nancy E. Whitman , a handsome well Iressed woman of about thirty-three years , vas up before the insanity board this morn- np. She lives with a poultry dealer named lull bard about half a nnln from the asvluni. ouocamo nero irom wneenng , w. va. , aim for some time has been in ill-health. Latterly she became alllU'tod with melancholia , which ntely deepened greatly , and she imagines hat spirits are all about her In the air , and she converses with thorn. She was taken to ho asylum , as It is believed proper treat- nent will undoubtedly euro her. WIM. OO TO TUB 1'IIJf. . Frank Davis , charged with picking tno locket of P. P. Johnson at the Burlington lopot of $500 , was arraigned today. Davis ilcd a motion for n contlnuancn , claiming that ho could proved by two witnesses now unhappily without the conllno of the state lint ho was not near Johnson at the time ; that ho was standing on the south sldo of tlio lopot until the racket commenced , and ho The court admired his nerve , but overruled ils motion. As ho was caught with the loi'ketbook in his possession , ho finally de cided to nload guilty , which no did and was sentenced to a year and a half In the pen. Till : llASMUSSEX HOMV.VCE. Judge Field is engaged In heating the woes of Hohcmnnla and George Kusmusson , n couple from down near Bennett. Mrs. Kas- nusscn was the widow of Lars Larson , and Ived on a school section when in 1878 George wooed and won her. She says George was all right until 18i)7(1.\vheu , after ho had fraudu- eutly secured her signature to u paper assign- ng the school section to him , ho began to ill treat and abuse her , and continued to do so until finally last Mny she had to leave him , being all the tlmo In fear of l.er life. She wants bor land back and any other satisfac tion she can secure. Gcorgo contends on the other hand that ho brought money into the family , came by the school land honestly , and that she ran away from him and came to Lin coln. In answer to her charge that ho 111- troatca her children by her first husband ho says that they refused to work and ho had to elotho and feed them and ho wanted them to iielp earn a living for themselves. Till ! JUltV COMI'IIOMISKI ) . The Jury has finally como to a verdict In the somewhat noted Ednoy-Baum case , in which Mrs. Gertrude Ednoy sued Mr. IJauui for $ } . " > , ( XX ) for alleged misrepresentations in regard to real ostnto traded in part payment for a stock of hardware In Omaha. The jury was out sixty-one hours , and ono of them hud to bo excused , on account of sickness. The eleven loft had a red hot time. Seven of them were In favor of awarding damages of from SIO.OOO to S > 2,000. The other four wore in favor of awarding damages of 1 cent or nothing. Finally tlio Jurymen , woin out with wrangling , compromised with .a Judg ment of WOO in favor of the lady. Attorney Lamb , counsel for Airs. Ednoy. hints that there is some crookedness In the preliminar ies that resulted In this verdict. Ho inti mates that an investigation of the method by which the jury arrived at its verdict will bo I'OTATOKH FOll TUB fWtTEHEHS. In castini : about trying where they could ftct potatoes for loss than the market price , 1.50 , the members of the rollof commission began to got almost discouraged. Hut this morning they were brightened up by a letter from the Western supply company of Law rence , which offers tin oo car loads of seed potatoes at ? 1.1'J per bushel. The highest price paid yet has been to Colonel William A. L'axton of Omaha , who was given $1.10 n bushel for ' , ' ,000 bushels of potatoes. The biggest lot of potatoes bought by the com mission cost IX ) cents per bushel. The wheat bought by the commission has cost from 78 to00 cents a bushol. Till ! VOUCH AlTOtNTMK.VTS. At the mooting of the excise board this afternoon the following appointments were made : Marshal , O. ] ' . Dinges ; night cap tain , L. Otto ; day sergeant , F. A. Miller ; night sergeant , William Splaln ; Jailor , Will- lam Knisser ; driver patrol wagon , John II. Simpson. On motion of Mr. Doollttlothc ap pointments were confirmed by vote , all voting ing nyo. The following wcro appointed ns regular patrolmen : J. D. Shear , F. A. Mason , G. K. McMullen , George Uotts , P. Cunningham , A , P. Allen. UlSTIllOT COUHT. Judge Tlbbotts and a Jury this morning began the hearing of the case of John C. Williams vs A. W. .Inusen and W. L. Mur phy , It is an unimportant fight over a com mission for the sale of land made by plaintiff for the defendants. The Jurv in the case of Hancock it Waters vs W. II. n. Stout , tried before Judge Tib- betts Saturday , returned a verdict this mornIng - Ing finding for the plaintiff In the bum of $1,000. Judge Hall was busy this morning secur ing n Jury to try the case of the State vs II. \V. Kink , the attorney who Is charged with embezzling Wi from a widowed client. Tdo case had not been begun at noon. In the casoofC. Glint Ang vs Charles M. Martin , a jury was waived and the court found that plaintiff was entitled to recover fcVj.UO damages. Thocasoof W. S. Gravvs August Albright win dismissed for want of prosecution. William Schooneinan has concluded that-ho doesn't care for $10,000 , from M. Scott , the Darlington railroad company , mul has dis missed the suit against them for that amount because of false Imprisonment. Hart Hock tells the court In n motion filed today tlmt ho has no money to defend him self , and asks that the county gtvo him nn at torney. Hart , by the way , was not arrested on a requisition , but the com t below wouldn't allow his pica of no jurisdiction. CIIOKM ; or TUB KNimiTS OK i.tnoit. The Knights of Labor of this city nt n meeting of all the assemblies , endorsed the following gentlemen for positions within thoj gift of the major1 For marshal , Gcorgo W.l Iilnhn : for superintendent of streets , W. F. uolor.iotij for sldmvnllc Inspector. F. L. Lolghton ; for building Inspector , J. W. Emor- on ; for sow or Inspector , I. N. Davis ; for board of public works. S. J. Kent. Ulnko , IIOUM : dossip , Mr. F. S. White of Plnttsmouth and Mr. W. II. Eller , ndltor of the Illnlr Courier , both rucently chosen to the positions of deputy oil Inspectors , quitllflod today. Mrs , A. G. Ilarrlo , who has been appointed by ( lovoinor Hoyd to the position of assistant to Deputy Labor Commissioner Andres , en- teied upon the duties of her ofllco today , Mrs. Harris is n southern lady of fine educa tion and reputed good business nullity. The safe tlmt formerly stood In the ofllco of attorney general and which slnco the claim of ownership by Hiram Wheeler , late cleric of the supreme court , IIHS reposed In the vault of the deputy labor commissioner , was this morning elevated to its former place In the attorney general's oniec. OI1DS ANJ ) KNIIS. A neatly attired woman of about thirty was an excited visitor at the station this morning. She wanted n warrant for the nrrest of it Pxorth Fourteenth street grocer whom she said had railed her such undignified names as "Sullivan , " etc. She piopoed to prove the man a liar In largo capital letters , but us she appeared to bo n little off mentally she didn't getra warrant. The police have been notified to look otU" for thrco men who make a practfcoof robbing the lellows who ride over railroads In box cars. The follows overnowered a man on the Missouri Pacific at Weeping Water thd other Cny and then Jumped off. Druggist Surador Is mourning the loss of an fsO bicycle wbluh some one stole from him yesterday. W. S. Putnam brings suit In the county court for $7iW.GO damages from Maxwell , Sharpe , t Uoss for breach of contract. Ho claims that on the 10th ot last November he entered Into a contract with them for a year , but on March at last , notwithstanding he was competent and faithful , they discharged him , and ho hasn't ' boon able to got work since then. Colonel E. P. Koggon has recovered suffi ciently from his sickness to attend to busi ness , and he loft today for Omaha and DCS Moines. Sheriff McCIay Is confined to his homo again by Illness. Mr McCiay Is having a severe time of It , and his many friends hope for his speedy restoration to health. ' Tin : x Nebraska. The Gorman Luthurin soclnty Is building a church four miles southeast of Lyons. The Codnr county teachers' institute will bo hold at Coleridge the second week In July. The ladles of the Presbyterian and Baptist churches at Bancroft gave u "trades dis play" and netted a no.it sum. The barn of Fanner Hnrgclwood , near Hnscland , was destroyed by lire and four horses were consumed , together with olhor valuables. Hoports from Bancroft say moro small grain has boon sown in that part of the state than for many years past nnd the prospects are for a lareo crop. A farmer near Blair has a colt which Is mauolcss , without hair on Its tall , flat-knoojl intped on Its fore legs , nnd hangs Its no [ k and swlucs Its head llko a camel. - - Fairficld Is having a building boom. Work has been begun on the new ICyno hotel , a brick block la nearlv completed and several residences will bo built this season. Flro , supposed to have boon started by In cendiaries , was discovered In Monroe's ele vator nt Fremont , but the flames were ex tinguished befoie much'damage was done. A Fremont firm will soon bogln the con struction of waterworks at Sctluylcr. After several attempts to find water it was found nt n depth of seventy foot , nt which depth n seven foot vein of sand and gravel was struck .vhich it is thought will supply all the water needed. As Mr. and Mrs. Louis Darnma were rid ing near Tolmago their tonm backed oU the bridpo at Tnngoman's mill , throwing the oc cupants of the buggy down an embankment some fifteen or twenty foot. The inily was fatally injured. The horses became fright ened by n train which was passing ut the timo. timo.A. A. K. Edwards , landlord of thu Clifton house at Talmngo , applied the horsewhip to Dr. Allen in Ooori u Oilman's drug store. The two gentlemen had boon at outs for some time because of some hard talk the doctor had been indulging in regarding the landlord. The belligerents are still on tlio waipath nnd the end may not bo yot. No. " "j\ arrests have been made. " J' \ According to reports there Is a doirthfof farm laborers In northwestern Nebraska at present. The late spring precipitated work with such u rush that the demand doilrotl"j wvs ; immediate and far m excess of the sup ply. Wages rule higher than for some years , the prevailing prices being fjl ! to t"i POl- month , but oven these persuasive ilguies fail In many cases to locate the greatly doilrotl section nf the state the present season has also Increased the demand for this cluss of laborers. Thousands of acres of northoisU ern Nebraska soil are being reclaimed this spring from prairie wastes to cultivate fields. Just now the "hired man" is the prhed and pampered master of the situation. 1 l\Vil. Charles Glcso of Clayton countv lint received - ceivod n penitentiary sentence for bigamy. At Lake City a keg ot boor Is called n "calf. " Ono was scuod by the city umnlial the other day. The upper lown conference of the Motho- dlstKplscopal rhtinjli will moot m Daven port In October. Andrew F Casscll of Falrflold , who wn bitten by a mad dog , has decided to go to Chicago and take the Pasteur treatment. Corning has raised fll.OOO to bo paid In bin- uses for the establishment of canning and cheese factories , $ ( , OUU to go to each estab lishment. Frank Klggs , nineteen years old and the only support of n widowed mother , was killed at New Sharon a-hilo trying to board u freight train. Hampton has a poet Miss Florence A. Jones. Ono of her songs , "Oh , .Summer Birds , Uoad-by , " has buun set to musle and published by a G'hlcnxo houso. ; Sam Montgomery , a notorious trl-stato desperado , was convicted on the charge ot attempted murder at Kcoknic and sentenced to 11 vo years In tlia penitentiary. The Davenport Democrat thinks that since the mayor of Otis Monies was made drunk on hard cider , the quality of the article- sold In the capital city ought to bo investigated , C. C. Carpenter el Marlon has brought suit against the Chicago , Milwaukee & Ht. Paul railroad company for JiO.UiW damages for being struck by a bridge near Dclmar Junc tion. tion.Tho The gill who was masquerading In n suit of moil's clothes that she hed stolen In Dull- mice was released from oustody , nnd thu merchant from whom she stele thu clothes paid her faro U ) Dss Mollies. From Iior story it U lU.irnod tint sliu Is n runawav nnd horVaronts live In New Yorlt. She said she stele the rlothi's and went te the country , that she might find employment as a farm hand. Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report -N Bakin ABSOLUTELY PURE