TliJU UJV1AHA DAILY BJLDJffi : > iMONDAY , AFEIL 27. 1891. 5 BECHEL'S ' STRONG ARGUMENT , Speech In the Council Meeting ravoriog the Grading of Douglas Street. GREAT PUBLIC BENEFIT IS SHOV/N / , Ittnttcr In Ono In Which the Rntiro City in Intorcstccl-ItJi Vnluo to Jjnbor Homo Councilman William F. Bechel yesterday wns kept busy receiving the congratulations " * of citizens and fncnds who called to thank him for the efforts put forth lu securing the passage of the ordinance providing for the grading of Douglas street from Sixteenth to Twentieth. As nil of the roadcru of TUB Ben know , this ordinance was burl oil lu the flics of the council some weeks ngo. This happened When Mr. Bcchcl was confined to Uls room by sickness. At tlio adjourned meeting of the council Saturday night , as soon as tbo regular order of business had been taken up , Mr. Bechel arose , moved that the ordinance bo taken from the files and put upou its final passage. The motion was seconded and a lengthy dis cussion ensued. The city engineer was called upon for a statement of the probable cost of doing the work. He had not prepared an actual esti mate , but thought the city's share of the oipenso would not exceed $12,000. Mr. Bruner talked of mosslmcks and sold the Doughis street people should grade the street under the throe-fifths clause , nnd stand upon the same footing as residents of tbo suburban portions of thn city. Mr. Spccht opposed applying the city's portion of the road fund to the grading of Douclas street. Ho thought that it should bo divided up and go to the other wards. Mr. Bechel quietly retained his seat , nnd otter the other member had concluded bis remarks , arose and said : "In support of the motion to pass the ordi nance for the grading of Douglas and Inter secting streets from Sixteenth to Twentieth streets , I shall for the text of my remarks take nn editorial from TUB EVENING Bui : of April 10 : wur anAniNO Htiour.n nn DONP. "Tho 'three-fifths clanso' of the charter was enacted for the bcnnllt of suburban residents who urn anxious forstrcot Improvements. It has boon modified to allow payments of costs of such Improvements In Installments for tlio further convenience of cltl7t > iisln thomilmrhs. Without this law It would l > o pi nctlcalilo to tin very little grading outsldu Iho central portions tions of Umahn. "Tho grndlne fund Is needed on streets whoso Improvement Is demanded fnr thu In terest of the puhllo Rpiiorally. Except In the cnso of n few tlioronchfarrs UKu West Karnnni street and I-owu avenue , thu ( ubiirbun street woik In strictly local In Its benefits nnd It Is thcrnforn fair that Its cost should bo restricted to those directly licnollltcd. It Is not just to Insist that thn cost of maintaining down town streets used by tlm rntlro city and nocrssary to the com fort anil convenience of suburban as well ns centrally located residents filial ! bo charged entirely to the property Immediately abut ting. 'Tuthermore , in nearly every cnso , the property abutting a tlimonsliforo has bcim tpoclully taxed to nmke Improvements on ad jacent atrcots. The Douglas street residents , lor Instance , liavo ptild a proportion of the cxpciiROof Rradlnu I'arn.un. In addition to the cost of bringing their own urcot to the present grade. "Tlio grading of Douglas Is a city enter prise. It la not a scheme for the Improvement of vacant lots or to Improve the appearance of residence property actually occupied. On the contrary , the proposed imido damages ftvory occupied residence lot alnittlnc the ( trcct. It Is a business necessity In which the whole olty Is Interested. It Is all bosh to eomp ire the situation on 1'lfty-fourth and California , for Instance , with that at Eight eenth und Douglas , and Insist that the prop erty owner nnd olty are hnnolltod In the same degree at the ono place as the other. To the owner of the former propel ty the grade means a positive , immediate henelltto himself alone. To the DoilgliiB street resident It Is an Imme diate ( Iniuapa nnd 1m yields to the necessities of his neighbors. Ultimately the Improve ment may ho to his ndviintngu but directly It IB for tlio licnoilt of the whole city and It Is Enly fair that half the cost thereof shall u paid by general taxes. 'This argument Is so torso , so logical , so Incontrovertible , that I challenge any mem ber on the floor to successfully controvert It. Ills a necessary public improvement ; it is demanded by the citizens and taxpayers of the city. The street and intersecting streota , especially Eighteenth on the wcstsldo of the city hall , are a standing disgrace to the city of Omaha. "it ) s said that tncro are no funds to pay the city's share tot the grading to bo done. Lot mo road you a copy of a resolution intro duced by Mr. Berlin at the meeting of the county commissioners and passed : "Mr. Iturlln , being compelled to leave the city , asUod that the regular order of business bo suspended. This was done , after which ho Introduced the following resolution : "Kcsol\ed , That it Is the Intention of this I v board to comply with the law governing the ' OovylnRiuid collecting of road tax within the corporate-limits of oltlcsof the metropolitan clasH , the next levy of which will bo made on nr about Ju'y ' 1 , nnd will jjlvo the city of Omaha n credit of about 8)0,000 ) , the proportion of said credit to be nlloucd as soon as possible af tor said levy In made. - , "Ho moved Its adoption In order that the - " oourd may bo plucod In a correct position before - fore the people. The lesohulon was adopted. 'That certainly docs not look as though wo would have no grading funds. Furthermore , I have conversed with other county commis sioners , und I am satisfied beyond a doubt that they will act honorably nnd honestly with the city , carry out faithfully the pro visions of the law lately enacted by tbo IcgU- laturo and turn this money over at the earli est practicable date. They cannot afford to do otherwise. "Even with the passngo of this ordlnanca now , Its approval by the mayor , thu neces sary advertising by the board of public works , the letting of the contract nnd ap proval by the mayor nnd council , will carry it at lo.ist to the middle of Juno bnforo the work can oven bo commenced ; hence , before anything of consequence can bo done , funds vyill bo practically available to pay the con tractor partial payments. "Furthermore , I believe contractors can bo found who would not bo tenacious in de manding partial payments , though duo , and would willingly sign a contract to that effect. As regards the plea that the mossbacks on that street should pay the entire cost ot gradltfg , it Is too puerile and foublo to bo given oven the dignity of attention , it Is ar rant nonsense , If not something worse. This Is fully covered In TUB Quc editorial I re ferred to. "You have passed ordinance" nnd concur rent resolutions making eight hours n day's labor. To that I do not object ; but , at this particular tlmo , it is not so much the hours of labor that the thousands of Idle men want but It Is work employment to keep their families from starvtlon. To glvo thorn em ployment would bo : ar more generous and charitable than to glvo them , reduced hours without work. This can bo done br an early entrance on the work of grading.Vo know practically the amount of funds which wo w 111 have for the pur pose. Paving , curbing , soworapo that Is , main sewers contracts cannot bo legally lot until the bonds nro actually voted by a two- thirds vote of the people ; that means several months lu the future bcforo the work can bo entered upon. If the members of this coun cil want to do a generous act for the laboring classes , If they want to show their apprecia tion of tbolfriiccds and relieve their distress , this and other opportunities are at hand. Can you afford to stultlfv yourselves and huvo an avenging Nemesis follow you ! "Tho laboring men are growing restless under this unnecessary and enforced idle ness. They will remember It and thoia who are accountable for it. if any member will show mo ether grading nearly as necessary as this m general bonollts 1 will cheerfully , vote for the ordinance. " Mr. Dccbcl'dld not conclude with his speech , but presented some tlgurcs , showing the amount of money that tbo various wards have received for grading purposes during the past three years , The tigurcs are as fol lows : Thc&g figures \voru conclusive evidence to mnst of tlio mcmberi of the council nnd upon the rail belnp culled , kroner nnd Morearty were th oniV member * who voted ngolnst the p.ur.rtfjo of the ordlnanuo. Howe scale * , truck * , cofTco mllU , car- sturtcn , HnrrUcn conveyor. Catalotjuos of ttordcn fi Bollock Co. , agents , Chicago , 111. A'K I l'H It FTHKXOlt Til I fi'S T. Nebraska. Fourteen f unerlorltfis were made Oddfel lows In onu night last week. Two Tccumsoh young men hnro ijono on the road with F. J. Taylor's clrcm. llor. Mr. Dillon has resigned us pastor of the ilaptlst church at Weeping Wnlor. A hnlf-mllo track h to bo constructed on the Logon Valley stock farm near Wnkollold. The construction of n sevcnty-flvo-barrol roller mill at Randolph Is progressing rapidly. A ball nnd banquet was given at Blue Hill In onlobratiou of the completion of the wator- works. The Hartlticton creamnrv hns opened for the season with A capacity of 1,000 poundsjpor day. day.John John Hanuy of Columbus lost forty head of hogs the other day from some mysterious dUonso. The northwestern Nebraska normal Insti tute will bo hold at Wayne from Juno U3 to August 23. The next annual meeting of the interstate Grand Army encampment will bo held at Superior ' perior Junc'2. A gun in the bottom of the wagon ofV. . T. Lucas of Frnser , Phelpi county , went oil un expectedly nnd shot the horse , killing the animal instantly. A son of George. Preston , n well known resident of liurt county , has bocoino Insane on religious mutters and has been confined In Jail at Tokamah. Thomas L. Hitchcock , whllo working on n pile driver near Cnlhoun , was struck by the slcdgo and hrul onu arm broken lu two places and two ribs fractured. It Is rumored that prominent Chicago parties huvo closed n deal with some of the Superior stocltmcn to puv in a stock yards and packing house nt Superior. A Cass county fanner brought eight live wolves to thn county clerk at I'lattsmouth nnd demanded the bouutv , but the oflidal re fused to puy until the aulmnls ucro slain and their scalps taken. Mr. nnd Mrs. B. Stacko of York , while out driving , weio unccromonloasly dumped into a crock near Mcl'ool Junction , and had It not been for a barb wlro fcnco the lady might have been drowned. Thu fence caught her clothing and she was rescued from a watery gravo. Coal gns from a base burner came near claiming two victims nt McCook Junction , Mrs. W. U. Vandervcer nnd Miss Nellie Jenkins. Both awakened at midnight and could hardly got to tlio door to breath fresh nlr. They have now recovered from the effects. Bert Ackcrman , rccontly'an'estcd nt Ithaca for selling liquor without a license , attempted to leave his bondsmen in the lurch , but was caught just as ho was on the point of depart ing and was kept from carrying out his in tentions by the persuasive power of a revolver - volvor until an ofllcor arrived. Frank E. Winslow , a Wellfleet photog rapher , is n luckv man In fact was born so , says the Hays County Republican. Ho was In town onu day this week nnd exhibited letters - tors to us showing conclusively that ho is ono of tlio heirs to the vast fortune In New York known us the Trinity church property , This tract of land was leased in 1793 by the great grandfather , named Winrlow , for the term of nlnot.v-nino years. It Is now about to re vert to the holrs , of whom tlicao arc twenty , nnd as the property is said to bo valued at $200,000,000 this will give Frank about * 10- 000,000 in hU own right. The finding of some notes In the possession of a Lincoln prostitute signed by Joe Hutoh- inson and given to his father to pay for n farm bns resulted In old man Hutchlnson being landed In Jail at Wahoo. When young Joe found where hU notes were ho wus very indignant and proceeded to ralso the wind a little , and in retaliation the old mau cot up on his car nnd threatened to shoot his son , Joe , as soon as ho could lay eyes on htm. The other day ho loft Ashland for his son's homo near Memphis with blood in his eye nnd a revolver in his pocket. As soon as no loft some ono telegraphed to Memphis to send , n man post hosto to Joe Hutchlnson and tell him to coma to Ashland by another route and thus evade trouble. Joe did as requested , nnd when ho reached Ashland ho sworn out n complaint , and when his father returned ho was promptly arrested nnd bound over. Ho could not give bonds and so went to Jail. lown. A regatta will bo held at Burlington July 4. The crusade against the gamblers at Oska- loosa continues. It is unlawful to shoot ducks and geese in Iowa after May 1. There are 'ISO Grand , Army of the Republic- posts in Iowa with a membership of 20,090. The celery growers of Sabula will plant a larger acreage this year than over before. Ten thousand dollars will bo expended In improvements on.Ottumwa's coal palaco. Holland McQrow is thu oldest native resi dent of Muscatlno county. Ho was born fifty-two years ngo. The owner of the Rockwell City crcamory skipped suddenly last week , doing up his pa trons to the tune of ? 1,000. , The excavating for the foundation of Cherokee's now couit house has bean com pleted and tbo foundation is being laid. A. D. Strotton. living near Keokuk , is the victim of a pusolltio steve explosion. Ho is badly burned and will lese his eyesight. Arrangements nro being made- for n formal opening of the new main building of the orphans' hocio at Davenport some tlmo dur ing next month. Earl Brltt , the llttlo son of "u Clinton car penter , while playing with n pocket knife , fell upou it , the blade penetrating the hcr.rt , killing him instantly. A horse driven by E. Johnson , a Waterloo banker , rau away and throw the occupants of the carriage out. Mrs. Johnson hud her arm broken in two places. A. F. Carsol of Falrflold , was badly bittoa on the log by a mad dop. Ho cut awny the Hesh around the wound with a razor and probably it will save his lifo. The dog wus killed. The Iowa State Traveling Men's associ ation has adopted as an emblem a neat gold button with a grip and the lottora ' ! . S. T. M. A. " on the loco. It is tto bo worn by all members. Tbo town oflluers of Brodawora summoned the other d y to look after a corpio which was found by the roadside. When they got there the stiff drew a bottle and drank to their health. The editor of the Lake City Graphic has snakes , ami large ones , too. Ho reports the discover } ' in a pond near tlio re of n water suako twenty feet long and with a head as largo as a coal scuttle. A thlof by the naino of Smith entered the Hnwnrdon Congregational church and stele fll in money nnd the pastor's railroad passes. Ho was captured at Tripp , S. D. , and placed in ] all at Orange City. The Fifth District Editorial association will hold its annual meeting nt Marsballtown May 8. Several prominent speakers from abroad will deliver addresses , ono of which will bo by Congressman 1'oridiis of tbo Eleventh district. A clerk In a ICcokuk wholesale drug house , while overhauling some paint brushes , found the following note neatly pinned to a brush : "If anr nice young man should happen to got this brusu 1 would like him to answer this , as I am in want of a husband. Yours truly , Throsa Burk. " As the brushes hod been in the ICcokuk store over a year the young lady has probably found a husband before this. A. HolDorson of Wapello county , who was found guilty of bootlegging whisky , sen tenced to thirty Java in the county ] all at Keokuk and paroled during good behavior , surprised the Jailor by putting in an appear ance at tbo Jail the other day and announcing that he was ready to servo out the thirty days proscribed. A woman has been discovered who can keep a secret , and about a.wedding , too. I. H. Boorn and Miss Mary Gallagher wcro so quietly married at Washington u year ngo lost February that no ono but themselves nud Mary's brother knew of it until she signed her name to the necessary papers lost week lu the purchase of a farm for a homo. DeWltt's Llttlo early HI sera : only pill to cure sick Ucadocho ana roguUto tbo bowels THE COMMERCIAL TRAVELER , Several of Thorn Drop Into Poetry and Sub mit the Roralt THE WONDERFUL TEN-CENT BANK , i A. Utah Drummer's Hon h Experi ence How Ho Kscnpe.il the Girl's Angry Fntlipr Great I'rcsonco of Ml ml. A buyer lay sleeping and dreaming Of drummers fierce and wild. Of drummers who had Hod and promised To deliver all goods purchnicd , on time- Ills sleep was ono of terror , A nightmare caused him to snort , For his boon was filled with back orders Uf those goods purchased on import. Ho awoke with n start and a shudder And found to his , utter dismay , That this drummer was still on the "war path" Anil swiftly coming his way. For a letter written so sweetly Tbo buyer received that day , Saying the drummer could soon bo expected To "swoop" down on his Innocent proy. Then the buvcr ho bought him n shot gun , With slugs ho filled it "chuck full , " And that drummer had better bo careful For the trigger ho surely will pull. But alas for good resolutions , The drummer appeared full of fitillo , And the buyer was tilled with emotion As on "troubled waters" the drummer poured "llo. " Ho looked at samples with great pleasure And ordered of plunder "galore , " But fully , O , fully expected The order to bo filled as boforo. H. S. C. , 1891. A Hough KxiHM'lcucc. The firm of Remington & Johnson have in their employ a young man that has for his front nnmo a tttlo worn by a great magician or something of that sort. Ho does the terri tory south of this city , says the Salt Lake Tribune , and in his travels has formed the acquaintance of a youne lady who lives at or near the town of Beaver. The parents of this young woman are Mormons , nnd the father and mother did not look with the greatest favor on the young man's suit. Another follow , who was In with the old folks , did not either , and when the Salt Laker catno around ho was generally greeted with the utmost coolness. But ho persisted in trying to get on the insldo , and this is what he got : The object of his affections was slightly In favor of the young drummer nud used all her efforts to win the old folks to his side , but without avail. But as love laughs nt locksmiths ho likewise gives the merry ha I ha ! to all the old people that try to cross his path , and so one night In the dreary month in which the woodchuck comes out nnd looks to see If bis shadow is visible she told her commercial mash that the old gent and the old lady were golug to church that evening , and that if ho would come around they could have a nice tlmo before they got back. Did bo go ! Well , wo should say that bo did. Ho put on a fiesh plcadilly and a brand now four-in-hand nnd , wont to the house bcforo the old folks were out of sight hardly. The young woman was waiting for him. and the manner lu which she col him into the house was a caution to all those who are not ac customed to got a quick pace on themselves. But thu ether fellow was on dock also , and ho happened aronnd just as the door closed on the form of the man from Salt Lake , and the first thing that bo did was to rush over to the church and tell the old folks all about tbo case , and they at once started for homo. The young woman saw them coming up the walk and what to do she did not know , as the sire of the family was a bad old gent when ho was aroused. It did not take long to decide , and in the twinkling of nn eye the young man was hustled into a closet and the door closed and locked. The old people nnd the other fellow rusncd In , expecting to find the tourist there , and to their great surprise ho was gone , it would not do to lot the girt know that they expected to find him there , so they mndo nn excuse that they did not care to go to church , and the trio sat down to tail : over the matters that interest the folks down there , and the poor drummer was loft in the dark closet to amuse himself by seeing how close ho could como to a bandbox and not stop on it Well , these old people and that ether young man stayed there until the clock in the steeple struck 2 , and then they announced their intention of going to bed. The Morruon boy wont to his own homo and the girl went up stairs. In the meantime the drummer was getting very warm , and the nlr in the closet was by this tlmo frightfully bad. But ho could iiot get out , and there no know ho must stay until his adored ono came down and let him out. And she , poor girl , was as helpless as n baby In the matter , for the old people laid and talked and talked for two hours. Finally , at 5 o'clock , the light stop on the stair told him that the hour of his deliverance was at hand , und a second later , all exhausted , bo was once more breathing tbo pure , fresh air of freedom. As ho loft the door she whispered to him to call again , but ho made no reply until ho bad got out of hearing of the young lady , and then ho said , "Yes I will , " or something of that sort. sort.But his troubles were not over with by a long \vav3 , and bo was destined to have an other adventure. The landlord of the hotel where ho was stopping had been troubled a great deal with chicken thieves , nnd on that particular night was sitting up to see if ho could not catch ono ofitheui. It was so Iark that ono could cut It with a knife and when the youth got to the do'or ho was trying to ilud it so ns to knock for admission. The crusty old man , who was dozing In his chair , board him nnd nt once thought ho had stmck a mine lu trio chicken thlof business , and ho rushed out with a donblod-barrclod gun , and the first thing that the commercial man know ho was shooting at him with a lot of goose shot. It was in vain that the young man shouted , the old fellow would not lot up , and ho started to run and the landlord after him. As the old chap bad no tlmo to reload his weapon , which , was very fortunate for the chasco in the chase , ho resorted to clubbing , and for the first mile got lu some heavy licks in the roar of the youth's trousers. Finally the town of Mlnorsvlllo was reached and there the chnso ended. When the young man came to check up ho found that ho had on what was left of a flannel shirt and that that was about all that ho could oall his own. Ho has quit going to Beaver and another man hns that town on bis run , and when a man says chickens in his bearing or talks about going to sea the girls ho gets mad nud will not join in the conver satlon. Iho Tun-Cent JJaulc. I have a bank of nlcklo plate For dimes of silver bright , The contents are not very great But the scheme Is out of sight. I sometimes walk and beat the hack , I double on my livery hire , I miss n meal and charge It back , Of saving dimes I never tiro. I crowd ray "sundries" more nnd moro , I sinoko u pipe from tlmo to time , I swlpo a paper from some store , I'd almost steal to save a dime. My shoes nro gray with mud nnd dust , The kids can soon rny whUkcrs pull , My ties are old , my linen mussed , But my bank will soon bo full. I'll turn the screw nnd selzo the pile , For luxuries I'll spend it not , But safe Invest It with a smile In opening up n small Jack pot A Hotel Autocrat. "The most autocratic hotel keeper in the world is in Orland , Colusa county , Ga. , " said a Southern traveler. "I was preparing to go out ouo night when ho said to mo : 'Bo back before 0 o'clocit. " 'Whyl' I askcil. 'Because I po to bed at that time , and if you are not back you won't got in , that's oil. ' 'Give mo my key , ' I said , 'I won't stop in such hotel' 'Ob hot won't ' a , you , wou't you ! Where duo nro you golne ! Thcro Is no otbor hotel In this hero tottrif no ether stable and no ether store. You cnn't bucK ngln mo. You bo back , now , by 8 : HO p. m. ' I looked ' nt the old brute , nnd'totieluded I had better star. I sat down andtibc came aronnd nnd affably questioned mp. . , 'Look hero'I said , 'I have to stay in y.our hotel , but I don't want to bo bothered wllU you. So keep your questions to yourself f'l'vo half n mlud to lull you to leave. Can't , ! speak to a man la my own house ! ' ' Orcnt Prc80n o of Mind. Joe Eldcrby Is n traveling man for ono of the largo wholesale jhouses In tbo oast. Ho ' tells the following talo' that is worth repeat ing : A drummer was out skating and broke the Ire and was In danger of bolng drowned. A man n llttlo dtJtnnco off saw the danger and nt once plunged in nud saved him from the fate that awaited him. As ho was being pulled out bo remarked : "I see that In sav ing mo you have ruined your clothes. Per mit mo to give you my card. Wo have 10,000 of tbo bcstsults in the city at the low pnco of $10 each. " The man throw him back Into the water and held him down until lie was gone. Doctors may differ in opinion as to the causa of that feeling of languor and fatlguo so prevalent in the spring ; but all agrco ns to what is the best remedy for it , namely , Aycr's Sarsnparllla ; It makes the weak strong , and effectual ! } removes that tired feeling. YOUTHFUti Tim.XKUS. How Itohcnilnii nnd Gorman Gym- iiiistn "Welcomed the Spring- Yesterday the Omaha turnvorelu cele brated the return of sprlug in n most happy manner , They mot at Gormania hall and under the leadership of the turnwart , A. Bonofcld , marched to Uuser's park There the young athletes felt the invigor ating effects of the pure , sweet breeze which , In town , was laden with dust , and engaged in games of both skill and endurance. At noon a frugal repast was partaken of nnd this was succeeded by n number of lighter pastimes. Tbo athletes In the party were Prof. Bono- fold , H. Hix , G. Blaltcrt , H. Hoffmcistcr , E. Stein , C. Slick , 1C. Kruccor , H. Lohmanu , F. Fruehauf , W. Bloodol , W. Schultz. These were accompanied by several older members of the organization who are , In spirit nt least , as active turners as they wore when they distinguished themselves upon the bar nnd ladder , und among whom were Messrs. Louis Holmrod , C. Krloscl , B. Mohr and G. Hoyo. The party returned to the city about ( J p. in. Shortly bcforo leaving the grounds n com- milteo of the Bohemian Turner nssoclation made its appearance , ft was composed of young men of equal ago with these of the Gorman turnvcrein , and , llko the latter , each youug man showed the bonoficlnl effect of his athletic work. The committee com prised Joseph Pecival , the director of the club , Frank Flaln , John Krechler , Joseph Uvorack , Joseph Koran , John Mathuuser , B. Nlugor. They were instructed to raako in quiries regarding the sccutlng of the garden for n grand picnic on July 5 with which to bring to n close Iho state tournament which will bo held bora on the 4th of that month , cither in Hascall's parK or Slmnnok's hall. This association was formerly known ] ns the Tom Colng club but Is now styled the Omaha Bohemian Gymnostlo society. This organization has branches in all the largo cities of the union , all 'Of which will assem ble in national competition in Milwaukee from August 80 to 23. The local branch is practising for the -tournament nnd will doubtless make an excellent showing , Prdgrcss. It Is very important In this ngo of vast ma- erial progress that a remedy bo pleasing to tbo taste and to the eye , easily taken , accept able to the stomach nnd , healthy in its nature nnd effects. Possessing these qualities. Syrup of Figs is the ono perfect laxative and mostgcutlc diuretic known. p POLICE PICKINGS. Chunks of Wickedness Gathered by t vthn Cltv's XJnnrdlnnW * George Yates liasm manlii for surgical In struments. Ho was -arrested again yester day for trying to dispose of some instruments which ho had stolon. " This is the second offense - fonso of tbo kind this month for George nnd ho will probably bo kept away from tempta tion for awhile. Dodo Brown , the colored courtesan who stabbed Edna Jones early Sunday morning , was arrested by nn oflicer as she was prepar ing to leave for Council Bluffs. The churgo of stabbing is placed against her name at the central station. Barthy Haley , a Thirteenth street resident , assaulted Kate Fox with a flatironearly Sun day morning and was locked up. Kato was nlso hold as a witness. Ofllccr Dillon arrested Harry Keller nud H. C. Mitchell on lower Faruam street yes terday. The men had several pairs of now pants which they were trying to sell. It Is thought the clothing had been stolen. The superior merit of Ayer'a Cherry Pec toral as nn anodyne expectorant is duo to a skillful combination of the most , powerful in gredients. Nothing llko it boa over been at tempted In pharmacy , and its succesj in the euro of pulmonary complaints is unparal- lellcd. AGAINST SUNDAY OPENING. Rev. John Gordon on the World's Fair Exhibition. Dr. John Gordon of the Westminister Presbyterian church preached a forcible ser mon on the question of opening the world's fair on Sundays. Open the fair ou Sunday , bo urged , and at once an army of men is turned into machines , compelled to work without rest or relaxation seven days cacti week. To open the fair's gates on Sunday would mean that 50,000 men should be robbed of their weekly day of rest It was simply a plan of the rich man to make the laboring man lese his Sabbath audio prevent n loss of the gate monoy. "Let us , " no concluded , "use every logltl- Imato means of petition und private corre spondence with the commissioners to induce thorn to display properly the two great re sults of 400 years of American institutions , our working man and our bunday. " To keep the beard from turning gray , and thus prevent the appearance of agca , use Buckingham's dye for the whisker * , the best dye made. Tlio Methodist Conference. It is gratifying to note the unanimity with which many of the church papers uf the Method's ' ! denomination1 have begun to an nounce the holdinc of : 'the next quadrennial conference of the Methodist church in Oranhn. Many of the church'-'phpers printed In the east seemed loatn to believe that Omaha could or woulir furnish the required bond for $35,000 to sccuro entertainment for the delegates nt the hotels and to defray other incidental expenses. Now that this matter has been fully * , settled most of the eastern papers nro noVqlow to acknowledge that the conditions have , been tully compiled with and that the coafpronco will by rights como to Omaha. Flavoring Extracts. NATURAL FRUIT FLAVORS. Vanilla , - Of perfect purity. Lemon - Of great Btronrrtla. Orange - Almond - Economy in their UBO. Roao elc.v. Flavor ao delicately end dollolously as tbo fresh fruit. VAT TIE That's what tlie average' and fair minded customer demands at the hands of the dealer , in exchange for his money. WE ARE MANUFAC TURERS AND RETAIL DEALERS IN CLOTHING. We offer none but reliable garments , materials carefully selected and made up right , They're always the cheapest to the consumer. When you're offered MEN'S SUITS OR BOYS' SUITS for less than your own judgment de clares the making worth , there's a "nigger in the woodpile. " Let'em alone. Common sense , when used , gives every man a fair knowledge of values. Time is money. We have neither to waste in making up trash to gull the public. A selection from our $7.50 line of MEN'S SUITS will give you full value for every cent. Our $1O.OO , $12.50 and $15.OO Suits are made up with every care , well trimmed and durable ; they're worth every nickel we ask and are profitable and economical suits to buy. . In the higher grades , such as Spring Overcoats , Business and Dress Suits our lines were never so complete. For RELIALE CLOTHING - INGat REASONABLE prices see Money goods Cheerfully do not Refunded satisfy. when BROWNING , KING & CO S. W. Corner I5th and Douglas , THE RELIABLE CLOTHIERS. SEND FOR ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE. The May ScribnerJ contains two specially important nrliclos : "THE SHIP'S COMPANY'S , " by Lieut. J. D. Jorrold Kelley - loy , U. S. N. , wilh numerous illustrations , the second article in the borios on THE OCEAN STEAMSHIP ; and AlMIIL , 23X11. "BROADWAY , " by Richard Harding Davis , admirably nnd characteristically illustrated by A. B. Frost , the first in the sorica on THE GREAT STREETS OP THE WORLD. This number is also noteworthy for its fiction , containing the conclusion of the much-praised serial "JERRY ; " the first of n two-part story "AN ALA BAMA COURT3HIP"--by P. J. Stlrason ; "A SPECTRE OP ? OLLY , " by Octavo Thanot ; "A FRAGMENT OP A PLAY , " by Mary Tappan Wright ; "A TOLEDO BLADE , " by T. R. Sullivan. A short illustrated article by E , II. House describes "THE 1EMPLE3 OF ISE , " by the renewal of which the Japanese preserve unimpaired the typo of national architecture. Alexander Cargill contributes a carefully prepared papcion "SHAKESPEARE AS AN AOTOR , " with notable illustrations from the collection of Henry Irvinp , Esq. There is nlso a brief essay on "DREAM POETRY , " with curious examples of verso composed in dreams , poems , and T .3E POINT OP VIEW. 25 OENTS A NUMBER ; $3.OO A YEAR. Charles Scribner's Sons , Publishers , New York. Some merchants get the best they can ; some get the meanest they can. Your'dealer in lamp-chim neys what does he get for you ? There are common glass and tough glasstough against heat. There are foggy and clear. There are rough and fine. There are carefully made and hap-hazard. * You can't be an expert in chimneys ; but this you can do. Insist on Macbeth's "pearl top" or "pearl glass" which ever shape you require. They are right in all those ways ; and they do not break -from heat , not one in a hundred. Be willing to pay a nickel more for them. I'ittatmrg. QEO. A. MACBETH & OOv ( loiiori'liofH , Uleet nntl l.eueorrliocit cured In 2 tinys by tlio Kioncli livmrdy on- tltlod the KING. Jt dissolves aRiilnst nnd Is absorbed Into tlio Inflninod p.irtx. Will rotund money If It docs not euro or causes stricture. Uciitlcincn , huio m n roll.iblo nrtlolo. 8Ja jiaukmsoor'Jfor fjporinnll prepaid. MoCor- mlclc & Lund , Omaha ; O. A. Molchur. Howard Movers mid K J. biiylsnra , South Oni.ib ; A. I ) . \mer l < und M. lEllis. . Council UlulTs. To euro Blllonsnoss. Sick neadacho. Constipation. Ualarla. Liver ComplMnu , toke the tlio and certain romodr , SMITH'S BILE BEANS Use the SMALL SIZH (40 ( llttlo bunns to tlie bot- tie ) . They ro tlio most conTonlent : suit nil 0593. 1'rlcoof either > lto , 25 cent * per bottle. R ICCIIM nt 7. 17. 70 : Plioto irramiro. fttH 0HUVt panel Bizo of this plcturu lor 4 cento ( coppers or aUmps ) . J. F. Burrn ACO. . Makers of "Bile Beans , " St. Lonls. Mo- HOTEL. T7io aittrrnu , I'or. 14th anil llarnav , iatlio tnoiit aiiliHtiinttallu fonstrncteti Hotel Jlullitlna ' " Omalia , ftarcrai fteavu brick flra trail * rtntnlna from buMt-ment to roof , All the celling * tuiil floct-H Uncil tritlt AHbcHto * Jlre jiroaf ( niiiitmifcfiif / It ItnitoMutble to bunt ijn < t'/- . > 'i'ro e cni > ea anilIra alnfnm f/iroii0/iaiif the bnllilliiH. Htcninlicut , hot anil cold trtttcr ainl MimN/ifiie/u evcrtli'ootn , 'Jablc tinmifjuiaacil tint/ * where , B. 3ILLOWAY. Prop. HOTEL DELLONE. Corner 14th and Capital Avanns. Just completed , has 100 room ? , thrai stairways , from the top to the bottom , hai flue elevator and dinning room service , I fire proof throughout , fine bllUrJ rooms an. the finest toilet rooms In the city. Large sample rooms , Bultoj with bath & 3. Cor 14th and Capitol Ave. Street car serrloa ir all d.rectlons. Hates , Irom $8.60 to $1.00 AMUSEMENTS. OMA.HA vs. Sioux City Monday Uuinc culled ut 3:33 : o'clock p. m. Sundays at 3 o'clock. BOYD'S FROM THE CHICAGO OI'HIIA HOUSE. Wi h all the Great Features , Bal lots , Scenery , Etc. , Received -with Roa rs of Laughter Tonight tit 8. \Vod.MutIncoat2. I . Prices , ' 'Jo to $1. | Hc ) and 7oc. THE _ T3N1QHT THIRD WEEK. A GROWING POPULAL SUCCESS. The Laughing Evuiit of the Sonson. A Intlllant programme each ovenlns ( changed nightly ) . Two hours of uproarous laughter. WHEK AP1UL 20. LU 1'KTIT FltKDDin. the ( Jroat Child Clmmotor Artlnt , hi. I it nppearanco. I'ltKTT V JKNNIK QUKil.KV , the Mlduct SoutirettS , lull af itrnconnil bcantjr. THK CONVKHTKI ) UANNIIIALS. NKW VACKS. NBW BONOS. NKW SPKC1ALT1E3. , ONJ ! mVK ADMITS TO ALL. CURES Colds in tit ro Ho&d U ) . . ยง tjr on. .pptict- U ) tion , 0 Citmh 0 In a very short 0M Urn. ; en ' 'J H T FcVer enH 0D fromthrl.toGf. en D tllfl , 01 0 ) ac.'tns reinnly ( nrallIh.i unnatuinl dlni'harKts ntvj prlvnloillx.miloltnfn. , < certalu euro for tht > ilcblll- tatlnt ; wfukut j peculiar to women. Il > r icrlb ltnndfeelu(9 ( In rocinnniecrtlni ; It W _ all uircrer . K i. BTOIICil , U D ,0C Tu , ! u. Nolil by I > rnu-cliiii , tnf.t i'iti < 't ; 61.co. \i \ QUICK. Others la cornparlton arc plow or DEAD. Ifiaflftlngtry WOOD'S PLASTER. It I'enetrotei.lle. Huvo , Curei. All LINCOLN' Floral Conversatory. South East Oor. G and 17th , Lincoln , Nol W. S. Sawyer & Co. PLANTS AND CUT FLOWERS , Gonor.il collection ot plants and cut flnwori ilwaya on hand. 1'loral dosltfiin , bouquets basliots , etc. , for pirtlus. Weddings and fun * orals asni'clnlty , and sent to any jiurlof tin jtato. 1'rluo list fruo. Discount to under- ul < urs on funeral work. Telephone , IJU. MOORE'S TREE OF LIFE A pntltlTo euro for Klclnor nntl L'vcr Complaint ! nnd nil blood ilnua ! o . Duoiltinr to sutler irUan j'uucin hi ) curpil liyisltu Mnuro'n Tro3 of 1,1 fj the armit I.lfu Itaiuotri 1'rlioflpir bjttla I'ra- pared und put up liy Dr. J , II. Mouro TKSriMO.VIAL ! Emerson , In. , Doc. 2 , ' 77. Dr. J. B. Moore , Dear Sir : It Is with pleas- urn that I add my testimonial to your great Kidney and Liver Koraedy , the Tree ofLifa. I derived great benotlt Irom its use , and many others who have use J It say thyy h va not felt so well tor yoars. Ibellove It to bs t unequnled nsarestor.-xt vo. To allwhoara sutler In 3 from kidney trouble ! or a torrid liver , I heartily recommend "Moore's Trei of Life , " and believe it will give satisfaction In the most obulnite oaRes. REV. J. T. MUMFOUD , Pres. 8. S. Ass'n , Mills Co. , la. ADVERTISERS Who use air columns to place tliolr ( ; oJili before tco public w II lull you tint our scrlei of Auxilliary School Journals , nrn not siirnviKcd by nuy lonelier * ' publl < catlin in thcncitns nil mlvorls1ii ! ineill inn. Itutcs fiirnlslioil on appllcntlon. Address , Nebr. Teachers' Pub. Co. Fremont , Nobr. D. Y. Stephens , Mr ( ; * NEBRASKA National Bank U. a DEP03ITOHV. OMAHA. N.S3 CnpUnI , - - - - S-iOO.OOO Surplus Jan. 1st. 180O , - Officers nnd llrecton * > ! ! enrr W. Vntni , I'railUenti LuwUU. Hood , VIcd-l'raiKlonti JuniuiV , Hnrn.13. W VMor e , John U. Colllni , U. U Cuitllnj , J. N. U 1'utrlck. W. 11. A. lluviiai , cajlilor , Tl-lKl IRON BANK , Corner 12th nud Karn&mdti. A Goncrallliinkln ; lluslncit Traniiotal WANTED Tout liiuuj of CITIEO , COUNTIES. SCHOOL DISTRICTS. WATER COMPANIES , 8T.R.n.COMPAHIEBeta Correspondence oileiUt N.W.HAnRIS&COMPANY.Dankers. Idl.iOS Dearborn Slrnot , CHICAGO IS Well Street , NEW YOHK- 70 Ktato St. ? BOSTON , .