THE DAILY BJEE _ K. ItpSBWATISU .Kiiiion. PUDLISIIKD"KVKIIY Tl HMHCM'TtniscilfpTION. Inl1jrltoo ( without 8undnyOnoYcnr ) , . . $ fl 00 Dully nml Humlny , One Year . JO no Fix months . r. [ Thrrn mouth" . 2M Fnmlny HIT , Ono Vrnr . -(0 Weekly lice , Ono Year. . < 100 oiTicnsi Otnnlin , Tlip Ilrr lliillilliiR. Foitlh Otnntifi , Corner N and Ifilli Streets. ronncll lllnffH , 12 1'nnrl Struct. Clilengn ( ) nfpil7'liHinlrrif ! : ) Ootninrrce. Now York , HnniiK 13,14 mid 1.r'.TtlIiiiiulIullillng ) Washington , 613 roiirtcentli street. COHItKSPONDnNOK. Allcommnnlcailons relating to news and pdttorlnl mntlifT should bo uddtcssed totlio I.'dltorlal Department. AllliuslnoMlotters nrul lumlttanros should 1)0 ) ndiln > H rd to Tim lleo Pillillililnjr Company , Unitiliii. Drafts , cliookinnd postoflhoorden to l > o tnado payable to thu urdur of tlio com- The Bee FoWIslilng Company , ProDriclors TIIK IIHH ( MHLDINO. sTATr.MLNT or OIKCJUI.ATION. . Ktntcof Neliriinkn , I , , Coiliitv of DoilRlns. f Oioriro II , TracliucK , ncerctnry of Tur. HUB rubllHhlnfc roniiitiny , does solemnly swear thai tlio iictimltlrenlntlon of Tin ; DAILY HUB for tlio wc'utt cndlnK April II , 3M)1 ) , was as follows : Ktindnv. April 5 . M.2IO .Vnridny. April o . Si. : 7 Tiiesdav. ApHIT . , . 2I.- " " ! .TVfdneMliiy. April 8 . BWV1 Thursday ' , April 0 . WI.IP. . I'rldnv. April 10 . ftUWi Saturday. April II . SI. * " Average . 2't,7U7 onoiioR n. TZPOIIUOK. Fworn to licforo mo nml imbscrlliod In my tiictcnco tills lilli day of April. A. I ) . 1691. N. I1. Kr.iu Notary 1'ubllo. I Intc of Nelirnakn. I . . . County of DoiiBlas , f " Ccntfo II , Trgcliiick , being duly twnrn , fle- roM'a nml Miyo that he Irt secretary ofTmillKK I'ulillsliltitf company. tluit. the actual nvoraitc duilv rlifiilntlon of TIIK DAILY HIT. for tlio month of April , 1PPO , SU.Wl copies ; for May , JMK ) . 20.IK ) copies ; for Juno , 1HO , 80 , : 01 copies ; for July , Iftti. au.6 , ' copies ; for Anuiist , IRK ) . tO,7f,0 ciiptcs ; for September. UOO , Lli.STU copies ; for October. 1NX ) . SP.'W copies ; for Novem ber. IKK > , SSiin : copies ! for December , 1MW , JI',471 ' copies ; for January , IMll. "f.4W copies ; for I'nlinmry , 1MI ) , 8.VH8 copies ; for March , IHH. S4,0li.'i < npp | < i. OKOIIIIK It. T/HCIH'CK. 8 orn to ln'fnrn me , nml siilwiilied In my rrisenco. this ; id clay of April , A. 1) . , Ifinl. N. P. I-'KIT. Notary Public. IT is n mutter of speculation whether Chicago will bo through canvassing tlio votp of the recent city election in tlmo for the opening of the world's fair. FKICI : TKAUI ; papers inuko no mention of the fact that Welsh tin platers luivo ht'on forced to restrict ) lie output of their product in coiihcrjuonco of the Me- Kiiilov hill. TIIK state dopartniont Is in good hands. Mr. .Tamos G. Blaine hns shown himself to ho one of the first diplomat ists of the world in his doalinirs with uus utiiinn controversy. COLO.VIU. , D. R. ANTHONY of Leaven- worth has boon shot at and clubbed and cowhlded moro than any other editor in America. Ho has just had another ox- Ming opisodo. The colonel has gener ally boon able to defend himself. THK commercial congress in Kansas City Is like tlio play of Ilamlot with Hamlet loft out. Its loading lights nro lawyers , doctors , farmers and profes sional politicians. . So far as can bo ob- forvod by the naked eye the commercial elements are not visible. THE enthusiasm for Bismarck at Gos- tonumdo was neither unanimous nor generous. Ilia socialistic opponent hns bested him in the race for the roiohstag , though neither receives n majority and a roballot will bo required. The iron chancellor' admirers on this side the water are surprised at the result. TIIK railroads themselves through their shrewd local representatives winked at the practice of reshipping Block upon through bills. The present rule will require the preservation of the Identity of stock until soma keen wilted freight solicitor discovers a now loop hole for swelling the tonnage of his road. TIIK" statistics of recorded indebted ness now prepared by the census bureau for the Trans-Missouri rogion.promisos to bo a most interesting borios oL bul letins. Superintendent Porter answer ing the unsupported charge of a Kansas alliance newspaper distinctly Jotiios that the work is being done for party purposes. REV. SAM SMALL continues to act as president of Ogdon's Methodist univers ity and to collect cash for the enterprise In spile of the accusation of Rev. J. Wos- Key Hill that ho Js not reporting his col lections duly and promptly. The ono pro late calls thoothor n thief and the other calls him a liar. Brethren , this invites criticism from the cold , unfeeling secu lar world , ana promises' good to the educational institution of which yo are thodoublu-hoadoil nnd sword-pointed frontispiece. THE country nas hoard so often of the purpose of the intorslulo commerce com mission lo proceed against the railroads for violation of the law that such reports liavo naturally come to bo regarded with some degree of incredulity. Several times within loss tlutn a year announce ments have boon mailo that certain com panies against which there was evidence of unlawful conduct wore to'bo vigor ously prosecuted , but so far the public has not boon informed of any practical ac tion being taken by the commission. It is now stated that the commibslon is in possos&ion of evidence that will warrant it In bringing proceedings in the courts against a largo number of railroad oflloials , and it is said this will speedily be done. It appears that- the commission has adopted the policy of ferreting out offenders , instead ol wait ing for complaints to bo made , and It Fooms that the result is the discovery of widespread violations of the law , in- volvlng most of the railroad companies. If the dibclosurcs are over maao they may cause bomo surprise in the cases ol Individuals , but it will astonish nobody to learn that the law Is being steadily and extensively violated. It is certainly time that the commission did bomothing to show that it Is seriously endeavoring to protect the public Inter csts. It has ample authority under the law , and thu poimllioH proscribed for vie lations of the act wore intended to bo en forced. If the ' 'commission Is in posses sion of mioli evidence as It Is mild to have , tin duty b plain and Hhould bo per formed without fear or favor. inn UNcoMMKnriAit coxnnnss. The western commercial congress , so- called , which has been in session In Kan- Has City for several days , H wrestling with many problems which It may take several generations and any number of congresses , both western and oastorh , to eolvo. Every economic question which 'or centuries has been perplexing the ablest minds of all the civilized , tuition- - ) , and every Ism that has been hatched by mro-braincd visionaries as a cure all for Hn thai afflict humanity , have boon ox- mimded and discussed by this prolific x > ily of free luncos. Henry George's single tax reform , Bellamy nationalism , 'reo ' trade uiid protection , the flatlst and .ho goldlto , the ropudlnlloulst and the jloated capitalist have nil aired their views , but the world is no wiser than It was a week ngo. So far HB can bo ascer tained the delegate * lo thl remarkable congress appear to have a mission each 'or ' himself and all for the rest and Unit illusion is lo proclaim lo till Iho world .hat thnv Htlll survive. Some of these cminonl blalcsmeu liavo merged from under a political landslide and others uivo Iroon dead so many years lhat their cjurrootlon In any congress is lanla- nounl lo a miracle. The most extraordinary contribution o this economic and political aggrega- , lon of uncommercial congressmen Is Iho essay on government , its uses and ibuscs , by Charles Francis Adams , late president of the Union Pacific railroad mil grandson -John Quincy Adams. Like the late .JctTofbon Davis , Mr. Adams Is a believer in the let-alone > olicy. "All I want is to bo let alone , " cried Jeff Davis at every stage of the rebellion. Mr. Adams not only wants .o ' bo severely lot alone himself , but lie insists tnat Iho government must let everything and everybody nlono. In other words , lot the people trust to luck and chance for keeping tlio wheels of prosperity in full motion and leave the law of the survival" the fittest full ming in order to roach our ultimate destiny. Mr. Adams is cvi- dotttly deeply impressed by his recent [ > or ! > onnl experience. Ho doubtless be lieves thai ho would still bo Iho head of the Union Pacific railroad if Jay Gould luid pursued Iho lol-alono policy. Whether tlio uncommercial congress will fall in with Mr. Adams' views is problematic. Tlio chances are ton to ono that this irrepressible congress will try to engraft its diverg ing views on the national legislature and furnish that body with subjects for dis- ciibsion that would keep it in hot water from the lirst week of the session unlil after the next presidential election. When Iho present national adminis tration came into power It wag pledged to maintain Iho policy of civil service reform and lo extend it wherever it should bo found practicable to do so. President Harrison was an advocate of the reform when ho was in the senate , and he was committed to its support in his letter of acceptance , but ho has not bdlioved it to bo expedient to advance il any faster than public opinion would warrant. Ho recognized the fact that there is a very largo proportion of the people hoblilo to the reform , and that much educational work is yet to bo done before it shall bo universally accepted. A very decided opposition was manifested toward it in the last house of representatives and no ono is authorized to say that if it should bo submilled lo a popular vote a majority would bo found in favor of it. Thcsq considerations have undoubtedly receiVed - coiVed duo attention from the president and ho has therefore not readily ro- spondcd to the demands oi Iho extreme reformers for an immediate extension of the reform to all branches of the public service. This has subjected the pres ident to some unfavorable criti cism from those reformers , but it has done him no harm with Ihoso people who take a practical view of the matter , and who are much moro numerous than Iho radical reformers. Civil borvico reform has made progress under Iho present adminislration , and there is every reason to believe that the advance will bo permanent. .It will bo still further extended. Reference has already been made In Ihcso columns lo Iho order applying the reform to several classes of employes in the Indian ser vice. This has long been urged , by none moro strenuously than the present commissioner , and its atlainmont win uo generally grainying , lor everybody agrees that it is desirable to keep politics entirely out of the Indian service. Tlio reform is to bo extended in another direction , whore political patronngo has hitherto found a rich field. Secretary Tracy has issued an order applying civil service regulations to omnlovns in tlin nnvv vnril . Tn 11 i-r > - conl address the secretary of the navy said tlrnt for half a century the question of employment of labor at the navy yards has boon tho. ono weak &pot In naval admlnlstrallon. Whatever the party In control of the government , it booms hitherto lo ha'vo boon powerless lo exclude political influence in the em ployment of navy yard labor. This demoralizing ulcer , as Secretary Tracy characterized it , is to bo removed , and when tliis lias boon thoroughly done it will not bo permitted to return , what ever political parly shall hereafter bo in control of the government. Tlio secre tary believes lhat the system ho pro poses will bo in the ititorost nol only of Iho work , bul of Iho workingmen ; that it can bo cairiod : out so that it will remove not only all ma chine politics from the navy yards , but all suspicion of machine politics ; that tbo economy and olHcloncy of the work will bo promoted , whllo the navy yards will be places of employment of independent and self-respecting work- ingtnon , whooo only road to promotion lies In good work , and in whom slack ness , Indolence or bad habits will surely load to dibohargo. Thus it is lhat the administration is making good its pledge and the promise to Iho country of the republican party , to maintain civil service re form and enlarge Us scope as fast as this could nruetle.'ihlv uo done , in tills respectNis in others , thoTidmlnlstratlon is keeping faith with the people and commending itself to the confidence and rospool of the country. It Is highly probable that before its term Is ended Ihoro Is no part of the public sorvlco whore civil sorvlco regu lations can bo applied In which they will not bo in oporatton , Mt IihAUUK COi\\'iKTtOff. \ : The national convention of the ropmV * llcan league of the United Stales , which will mcot in Cincinnati next week , promises to bo the largest and most im portant slnco the Icacruo was organized. There are numerous matters to bo con sidered and acted upon having relation to the future work of the league and the extension of it1 } inlluenco and usefulness. It has already proved to bo a most potent force in politics , and Ihoro Is no reason why it shall not bo made a greater power In promoting republican principles and policy , In maintaining party harmony , and in furthering thorough organiza tion and discipline. Tlio plan of form ing clubs throughout the country , and of uniting thorn in ono grand league , was ono of the wisest over adopted by n Tl. niv Mfnil n. iMiimilltniinl. inspired by a common impulse nnd actuated by u common sentiment of earnest and patriotic devotion to the republican cause. It brought Into closer relations republicans in all the states , with the oiled everywhere of imparting strength to their interest and zeal. It has done much for the advancement of republican doctrine and In attracting young voters to Iho republican standard. It still lias work to do in till tho.se direc tions. The national convention of the league will come together when republican prospects are brightening. The heavy cloud thai cast gloom upon the outlook after the elections of last November has been largely swept away by the results of thu April elections of this year. Those liavo shown that there is still abundant vitality nnd vigor in the republican party , that the intelligent masses liavo not lost confidence in the republican principles and policy , and that yio polit ical reaction last year was only spasmodic medic , duo very largely to mlbconcop- tion. The popular mind had boon filled with apprehension resulting from the misbtatoniontb nnd the misleading prophecies of Iho opponents of the re publican party , and tlmo was necessary to remove il. The elections of last fall took place within a month after congress adjourned , and the period was too shwrl to furnish refutation a of the predictions - dictions of disaster lhat would result from the operation of republican policy , but when five mouthy moro had passed without tlio verification of a dingle prophecy of evil , the pcoplo saw that fllrtv llnrl Iwmn mitllnfl MMI ! , ' / * , * , . . , , / , . returned to the old political allegiance. Every day it is becoming clearer lo in telligent voters lhat republican policy Is not the dangerous and ruinous tiling it has boon declared to bo by Iho opponents of the party. It is soon lhat not only has it done no injury to any interest , but it has boon a positive benefit to a number of inloi- cslH , and to ijono moro largely than the agricultural. So far as logislalion can alTcct the welfare of Iho farmer it is demonstrable that the logiblulion of the last congress has boon most directly beneficial to him. There is reason to believe that as Iho results of that policy nro worked out it will continue to bo shown lhat there was liltlo warrant for the popular apprehension that was given such marked manifestation last November , nnd if this shall bo the case Iho republican party will regain all the ground llion lost and very likely capture some of the territory of the enemy. The Republican National league will therefore find abundant encouragement lo zeal in Iho work that it may lay out for the future. The sltualion is steadily improving , and the outlook for the re publican party , unless all bigns are mis leading , is altogether favorable. I17/r GK.IDIXQ SHOULD UK DONE. The "throe-fifths clause" of the char ier w.is'onacled for Iho benefit of subur ban residents who nro anxious for street improvements. It has boon modified lo allow payments of costs of such improve ments in installments for the further convenience of citizens in the suburbs. Without this law it would bo practicable to do very little grading outside the cen tral portions of Omaha. The grading fund is needed on strools whoso improvement is demanded for the interest of tlio public generally. Except tn flin niun f\f n fmi * llmt.f tinrlifii i f\a lll.'n West Farnam' street and I/MVO avenue , the suburban slreot work is strictly local in its bcnefils and it is therefore fair that its cost should bo restricted to these di- rcclly bonotllcd. It is not just to insist that tlio cost Of maintaining down town streets iibod by the entire city and neces sary to the comfort and convenience of suburban as well as centrally located res idents shall bo charged onliroly lo Iho property immediately abutting' ' . Furthermore in nearly ovoiy case , Iho properly abull'ng a thoroughfare has boon specially taxed to make im- ] rovoinonls on adjacent slrools. Tlio Douglas slreot residents , for instance , have paid u proportion of the exponbo of grading Farnam , in addition to Iho cost of bringing their own street to the present grade. The grading of Douglas is a city 011- lorpribo. It Is not a scheme for the im- provomonl of vacant lots , or to improve Iho appearance of residence properly actually occupied. On the contrary the proposed grade damages every occupied residence lot abutting the street. It Is a business nucotislty In which Iho whole city is interested. It is all bosh to com pare the situation on Fifty-fourth ana California , for instance , with that at Eighteenth and Douglas , nnd insist that the properly owner and city are benefited in the same degree at the ono place ns Iho olhor. To Iho owner ot tno lormor property mo grauo means a positive , immediate benefit to himself alone. To Iho Douglas slreol rosldonl it IB an immediate damage and ho yields to the necessities of his neigh bors. Ultlmaloly the improvement may bo to his advantage but directly 11 is for thu bonnfil of live whole city nnd it is only fair that half the cost thereof shall bo paid by general laxos. Tin : DICE always delights In doing work that puts money legitimately Into the pockols not only of .its admirers and friends , but Us sworn enomliM and would- bo rivals. WlnyiiAho defunct Jlcpublican wont down tirnlpr the Insupportable wolpht of prohftbn , relief ctuno to Its proprietor attache bnlllo hnd boon fought nnd woty'iUirouph ' the onorpollo olTorts ot TIIK YlljK. Within ton days after the election Mr.Vllco.f disposed of a block ° A ( | suburban property to nu Oinnlm browlnp company for $1/50,000 / , whijcfii ! was350,000moro thnn ho would Imvo Vpi ) willing to KiUo before - fore the oleulioiiu Anil ( now ox-Mtiyor Urofttch , who wualcd the editor of Tun DKIJ dismissed from the mmmpomont of the nnll-prohlblllbn cnmpal/n / , Is lior- fouling iirrnn ; omotits to erect n , iniiin- moth innlt house. This only pees to show that TIIK UKH hns proved li bone- fnclor to onlorprlsliiff eltb.ons who have faith In the resources ot Omahtv and her future. KANSAS CITY may just ns well accept the situation as not. Omaha Is bound for SOl'OMll tllni'n na n linif ininlfIllrr itnnt.ii ! * this year. She Is now but 3,200 behind her rjval on this season's packing. Last year at the same porlod Kansas City led Omaha by 01,000. , The former city has increased her lolnl number of hogs slaughlorod so far this year , as com pared with last , but 7,000 , whllo Omaha has gained : iOI)0. ! ) ) These figures are dreadfully sigi.iflcant to the metropolis at the mouth of the Kaw river. SHOULD Omaha people doled a flavor of petroleum in Iho city water along In Juno , they will know that the overflow of the Murphy oil wells in Wyoming , consisting of 520,000 barrels of lubricating oil has readied Omaha. A sudden freshet swept away the reservoir and carried the oil Into the headwaters of the Missouri river. Our friend J. L. Murphy nnd other Omaha cltl/.ons will lake a melancholy inlorest in the Juno rise. COLORADO is jiibt now wrestling with the problem of legislative roapporlion- ment. In that .state , as ii ( Nebraska , there is a faction in Iho legislature thai proposes to override tlio constitution and deliberately rufuso to pass a reap- portionmeiit bill. Tlio Denver Sun pointedly remarks : "The injustice of continuing the probenl r.pporlioumont would bo glaringly outrageous. " THE investigation of the charges made against Mr. Frank Woolloy , superin tendent of school buildings , proves that olllcial to bo inofllulont , unreliable , and , if nothing worse , grossly careless , llo should bo removed and a competent builder elected as his successor. UNDKII the now jury law which is now in olToct and goes Jnto practical opera tion at the opening of tlio next term of court , May'11 , the professional juror's occupation is gone ) . Ho stands only seven chances in 2GOO of being drawn as a juror in this county. THE proposition for an organization of real O3tnto owners for the advance ment of the interests of Omaha meets with general favor.Nothing but leader ship is now lacking'tffSuccossfully carry out ttio'faoa. * . ' JULY 1 the whrohou.se 'bill becomes a law. By that date Omaha's preliminary arrangements for becoming n , largo grain and provision market should bo com pleted. There is no limo lo waste on this subjccl. NKIMASKA'S barley crop Ihls year will probably roach 4,000,000 bushels. A largo malt house in this city will greatly slimulalo Iho price of barley and help to make Omaha the great grain market of the west. DKNYKII'S contribution to Kansas City's commercial congress was a paper on "population nnd raw material. " That was eminently appropriate. AT the risk of being tiresome THE BEE again remarks that the Douglas strool hog-buck mull como down without delay. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ I HAD rather bo the city scavenger than mayor. There's moro in it. Frank Morrissoy. SUPKIIINTENDKNT OF BUILDINGS WOOLLEY will find 11 to his advantage to rcsicrn. l-Yono'i In .Detroit. Detralt Jintrnnl. "H. Floury ot madamo" is the way it reads on n Detroit hotul register. If II. Floury did that ho ought to be arrested for canui- llo Will l.ojivo Chloago. Atlnntii Cuttftltutiiin. It Is stated that ' -Carter Harrison is to leave Chicago. " This is reassuring. The danger \vns that such a big nmu would tulto it with him. _ _ Count ( lo MOM. S ( . /'iiiil I'lnrictr I'rtM. Count do Mtin , whom Cardinal Gibbons re cently addressed n letter of warm commenda tion to , has probably an American wife. For eign noblemen who have any occasion to "count demon" usually get it that way. lull oran OP. In Now York cltwauurUiou-ycnr-old girl has been sentenced fojtcn days of hard labor and throe months ( njftho reformatory for stealing a manazlno wprtli 20 cents , which borvcs her rluhtly fo'rriot knowing enough to steal u railroad or to organize n trust. Pointer Tor l'liml > c. t'Mwjo 'jlcrnll. As the difficulty nppoaivi to bo between Couzins on one ipa and n largo number of other ladles on .the other , it is possible that peace may bo stored moat easily by ' dropping the lady In 'tlio minority from her position as secretary and electing to the place some ono who will Aio moro generally ac ceptable lo her associates. This might not please Miss Couzins , bat it would bo uu clToc- live pcuco measure , and peace is what wo must have If wo are to go on with thu fair. ( .otter. 'frllamc , That was a good , sound , common sen so epis tle written by President Harrison to the men , many of them hot-hcndod and visionary , who have assembled in convention on the Dig Muddy with the profoisotl intent of fusing the west and south for moonshine projects In opposition to the conservative eastern states of the American union , President Harrison was aslted to attend , nnd his reply shows that , though absent in body , lie can bo pres ent in spirit to a degree far greater , and in character far different , to that which was apparently hoped for by some of those who Invited him. His letter recites good , whole some truths , and in such a plain way as to leave no excuse for the Idio sophistries by which It Is sought to hoodwink the public Into support of the wild vagarlus , advocated by the men who seem to have called the Kansas City convention. Sllonoo Nol ftnldcn. Sllcnco Is golden , but the silence of thomnn whoso voice should bo raised in defense of Justice is only guilt. Oould'H Opportunity. It tt n ( ! t t > c. Senator Stanford has Joined the farmers' alliance. Jny Gould should hurry up and malto himself solid with the now political force , too. Carter Mint IJ JVci y rk H'orfcf. Carter Harrison says : "In 1893 I expect to bo cither fnrmlngor in some foreign land. " Chicago democrats will consent that ho com bine the two , but they insist on the foreign land , Ktisslix'HViiutw nnd Clilftiitu Miitl , The czar has officially announced that "Kussia wants neither Immigration nor emi gration. " ' But there are many other things that Russia badly wants n moro liberal form of government nnd a moro hunmuo and intelligent ruler , for instance , I'roiiilno of tlio Future. t'/ilwoo / Tlmen. There will bo an awful day of reckoning for this. Miss Couzins Is hanged , drawn and quartered officially , but her soul Is marching on , and when all the appointed women of nil the states and nil the territories get together again atl ) a day and expenses the murderous executive committee will bo Impeached of treason and other high crimes , nnd the wom an's exhibition at the world's fair will bo the mangled corpse of Couzins nnd the gibbet upon which her tormentors wore executed. Astronomical IIOHH. When Hcrschol studied astronomy but four double stnrsj were known. Since then nearly seven thousand have boon discovered. This fact may bo accounted for by the advance in the science of astronomy or nn Increase In tno bibulous habits of astronomers , as you please. An Instrument whlcn di'covers comets whllo the astronomer Is absent or asleep has been Invented. An undovout astronomer may still bo mad , but your sleepy astronomer , on the contrary , Is far from being In that un comfortable state of mind. Ji\lSSI\i JKSTS. Chicago Times : Ilayblndor 'Nuthor slriko down to the coke works. These 'ere labor unions is a most onrcasonnblo sot. Mrs. H. Waal , I should think I Hero's n lot moro of 'om uu't sntisllcd with the Lord's doln' ' and want tor make an olirht-hour day 'slid of one thnt's got twenty-four hours to it. Crunio Doctor , I thought you gentlemen of pills and powders had ctven up the prac tice of bleeding patiuts. Or. SennaSo wo have. Crump I thought there must bo some mis take in your bill , Of course , you will cor rect It. Plunkott Dr. Seolyo , the college , presi dent , isn't married. I puess. Mrs. P. Why , John ) Plunkett Because ho says that by the end of the century the women will know moro than the men. If ho were married he'd know that they know It all now. Blnchampton Leader : Tommy Jones- mister , I want to t/ot a pair o' gloves. Furnisher Kid gloves ( Tommy Nawl Nawl What a' you glvlu1 usl Gloves fur grown persons. She bought herself n pretty cleat And hurried homo in It , And when her husband saw the prlco 'Twas ho that had the fit. Munsoy's Weekly : George I am ono of those who never say die ; you might as well name the day. Jessie ( the daughter of a con gressman ) Oh , well ; make it .sine die. Drake's Magazine : At the poker club tjhufllor I have just heard that Jack Coldok is the father of triplets , and they're all doing well. Stacker That's Jack every time. Ho never fails to raise the limit. Record : Philadelphia's mayor has given the police force ten days in which to get out of politics. Considering tlio universality of politics it looks' as though the mayor Is a hard master. Good News : Ambitious Youth I see you advertise for n pushing young man. I would like the position. Groeor-All right. Hero nro forty or fifty orders to deliver. You will find the push cart at the back door. Ram's Horn : There Is a good deal of slmon pure meanness that goes by thu name of religion. Now York Weekly : Call Doy ( hurriedly , at performance of Cleopatra ) The dym' scene is on. Whero's ' Sarah Bornhardt's asp } Property Man In thcro on tTio stage. Call Boy That ain't the asp. That's Sarah. OncpaWoek : "Jack has Insured his life In my favor for SiO.OOU , " remarked Airs. Noowed to her mosi intimate friend. ' How nice ! Now you must kill him with kindness , dear. " Denver Sun : "I don't think Palette paints as well as my daughter does , " said old Mr. Cable Carr at the art exhibit. "No. nor ui thick. " A wisATiir.n ivn. : ' 'How is It that vou know so wolll" The pretty maiden asked Of Foster , the bad weather man , Just as n bll/zard passed "How Is It that you plainly toll , When storms will rage o night" "His because , oh , maiden fair , I Uavo a weather oyc. " N. Y. Herald : Dr. Cones , n linguist , esti mates that the coinage of now words in the English language goes on at the rate of 1,000 annually. As soon as the gold bugs find this out they will have It stopped on the ground of "free coinage. " Kansas City Star : A district Judge In Now Mexico became stone deaf ono day last week. This ought not to alarm him. Ho 1ms a chance to jjivo himself a rehearing. Cnlcaeo News : If the weather prophet liad existed in Noah's time ho would proba bly have told the old gentleman just before the dtdugo that it was going to bo "fair nnd warmer. " JlOTJIEIt'it 1'UJtI'KlX 1'lflS. Kiiuenc TianyJibtr , i hev ct in lots of restorunta , Both In the east nnd west ; I hov et of grub that's mighty pore An' grub tbot wus the best , But of nil the things I'vo ot yet , The ouo thot takes the cake. Is thct sweet an' juicy pumpkin pie Thot mother uster make. Of course I've ot of pumpkin plo Leastwise thet wuz thu name- But they never 'zactly tech the spot Or Us1 to mo the same , As when I uster hustle roun1 , Chop wood and hep tor bake , On Saturdays , that pumpkin plo Thot mother uster make. It may bo thet tas' like habit , Kinder changes with the yonrs Thot creep on us sorter unawares An * brings both Joy nn' tears j But lot thot bo ns it may bo , I cud never mitto fowako The memory of thot pumpkin plo Thot mother uster mako. When I go tcr join the angels , As the good book bcz wo can Them ns trios to do ther level host An' loves ther follow-man Thov may olTor mo n crown uv gold , Biil uv the two I'd take A piece uv pumpkin pie like that Thot mother uster muko. ATTACKED BY A FOOTPAD. Thrilling Experience of Miss Outtor with a Desperate Highwayman , A WIFE BEATER COMES TO GRIEF , Lincoln In Cost cU with a Gnnc "f Thieves Confounded Nil men Tlio fHKO Wns Mood dip- itnl City Nc LINCOLN' , Nob. , April 10. [ Special to TIM : UKK.1 Miss Sarah L. Culler , ono of the members of the ilrm ofC. II. Cutter &Co. . operating the dry goods store nt No. Dill O street , known ns the "Little Store , " has been Ivlni ? vnrv 111 nt. her linrnn. 1'J'T T ) stroot. In conscquoncuof n dastardly assault committed upon tier lost Sunday evening by na un known man. Abouf 7''JO Sunday evening Miss Cutler loft her homo lo nttcnd sorvlco nt the Free Will Bnptlst church , corner Fourteenth and F streets , nnd whllo passing the nlloy oil Thirteenth street between D nnd K streets a man suddenly darted out from the shadow of H. Hcrpolsholmor's barn and before the startled * lady could maku u inovo or ralso nn alarm the scoundrel grasped her by the throat with ono hand nnd began dragging her into the nlloy. A few minutes afterwards n lady and gen tleman , neighbor * of Miss Cutter , came down Thirteenth .street on their way to the 3111110 church , nnd as they passed the nlloy the lady caught sight of what she nt lli-st thought wns two men struggling In the nlloy nnd called her husband's attention thereto. They both stopped to look , and the next In- stnnt discovered that ono of the parties was n woman. The man , whoso nnmo the re porter was unable to learn , Immediately dashed no the alley , but unfortunately the vlllmn hnd him , nnd throwing his intended victim to the ground inado off through the nlloy us fast us ho could go. When the rescuers llrst caught sight of them the fellow still had Miss Cutter bv the throat. while she wiio on iicr itneos on ino ground , ano wns con- voved to her homo in n fainting condition , and has been confined to her room ovorsilicons the rosulUif the nssaiflt. Nat urally she was very much frightened , and the shock to her has nlinost.shattered her nervous system. Besides that , her throat and nuck nro black and blue from the effects of the severe - voro choking administered. What the motive of her assailant was can only be surmised , uutitls thought that rob ' bery 'was intended. The fellow was a big , burly jnnn , and would have killed her or choked her Into Insensibility nt least had not the lady nlid gentleman opportunely peared. There Is no clue to the villain , ap ns Miss Cutter was so suddenly attacked nnd so badly frightened that she can glvo uo accu rate description of him. A win : IIKATRII. Alfred S. Pasloy , who pulls the throttle on n Burlington cigno ! , was taken In custody last availing on ( ho charge' of wlfo-boating. Pasloy llv-fs at WO North Fourteenth street , nnd , according to his wife's story , hns been in the habit of boating her whenever ho im bibed too much. Pasley was released shortly nftor urrcst on promising to behave himself nnd ho started home. When his wife saw him coming she anticipated more trouble nnd ran set-naming into a neighbor's ' houso. Pas- ley was again taken into custody , but denied that ho had any intention of harming his wife , but was merely going homo to try to s uaro himself. Ho was kept in custody over night , and this morning was discharged on payment of costs. His wife was desirous of having him lined , but ho plead with her , nnd on promising to quit drink'lng and treat her rieht , she agreed to go back to live with him. They were not very loving as they departed. STOM : William Reynolds and Ed Burke wcro arraigned on the charge of stealing n hat- from the millinery store nt Twelfth and O streets. Both pleaded guilty nnd were given ? JO and costs , which thov didn't. , pav. they claim nro their respective wives , went into the store Tuesday. Ono of the fellows pretended to by drunk , and whllo the women were examining some goods the pseudo drunken man stairgered into the window con taining the hats , incidentally slipping ono under his coat. J'ho other follow remon strated with him on Ins being drunk nnd told him to go out if ho couldn't behave him self. He went out and took the hat with him , nnd It was never missed until ycstordav. A good description of the mon was given nnd Marshal Mcllck and Officer McBrien ran across the two fellows in Lindsay's saloon. They are regarded as crooks belonging to a gang operating in this city and several other eases will probably bo placed to their debit. THE riCKl'OCKKT CASK. After Detectives Youmans and Pound cap tured the pickpocket who robbed P. P. John son of 5500 yesterday nnd returned the same to Johnson , that gentleman grabbed the roll nnd rushed off , forgetting oven to thank the detectives for their , heroic struggles with the * litr ! * omt sinTittttvi nf tlir * fkArilrnt lm/\lr ft * mti * appears that tno pickpocket is u member of an organized band of thieves new quartered in this city. The leader of this rang is nl- logod to bo Kid Hawkins , the "solid man" of j j the notorious Hat Hoover. Two other mem- ! bcrs of the g.nng Hoynolds nnd Hurt wcro I nrrosted last evening on the charge of steal- j Ing hats in a millinery storo. The police | were somewhat worked up ever certain "diamonds" found in the possession of the thieves. It turned out later that the stones were paste nnd hnd been bought nt Trickoy's for $11. Davis was bound ever in the sum of $1,000. JAM1IS WANTS SATISFACTION , David S. James is an applicant for Justice nttho bar of tno county court. Ho says in his petition liled yesterday afternoon that In September Inst ho wns the owner of a stock of groceries in this city , which ho calculated was worth $7:2. : ' ) ; that Tdoodoio i < \ Barnes induced him to trndo the stock for a lot in Barnos' audition to Newman , out near ( bo Wesleyan university. James says Barnes agreed to see to it that there were no mort- , uuu liavo clear sailing. Before the trade wns consummated , however , Barnes mortgaged this lot , together with some others in ttio ad dition , to the First National bank for $200. Ho hns endeavored to have Barnes pay oil the mortgage , but ho won't do so ; nnd now ho wants satisfaction. Ho wants to trade back , and If Barnes will pay the mortgage tie will call it n go. TIIK Moirravoi : w\s oooi ) . In the county court toctny Judge Stewart heard arguments In the case of H. P. Lau v.s Kruso it Hchmitt. The latter was engaged in the grocery business in this city , but failed some time slnco. Mr. Lnu was n creditor for n considerable amount , and the senior mem ber of the Ilrm , Mr. ICrnuso , executed n wnrtinfn tn litm fnr thn mnniint. nf tils rtliil.n signing the Ilrm name thereto , Mr. LUU tnok possession under the mortgage , nnd was about to sell the stock when other creditors rcplovinod the same. Tlio contention of the defendants was that Kr.iuso had no right to sign Iho Ilrm name to the Lau mortgage , and that the mortgage was Invalid because Carl Sehinitt , the other member of the Ilrm , had not signed It , nor given his assent thereto. The court , however , hold that the mortgage ) was perfectly valid. co.sTorNi > ii : > TUB NAMUS. An nmuslng mlstnko has been made by somebody concerning the rumonslranca against Herman Goldsmith getting a Hcon.so to still liquors. Goldsmith's name was con founded with ttiat of Hiram Uoldwutor , and the entire history of the latter was quoted as n reason why fl should not liavo n license. Among ors of the remonstrance wcro Mr i { ) , Mr. A. M. Davis nnd the onicori of tn coin Savings bnnlc. This nftorneun , r.r learning their mistake , those gentlumon drew their remonstrance. Their fneii.ii , been quietly Joking them about their mm mo „ Ul'fSMA ! , ' lUSlllUtUKD. . . Charles OClussinnn. . Iho Kontlrmn . tested on complaint of K. J. Worton.t . nr. , , the chnnro of selling the sntno parcel , < r n , . twice , wns arraigned before Justice i v. worthy nml the case was given n thnr. y , airing. The Jwlgo was sntlslled tiftt ti10 complnlntnnt had no case and ho tbi-rur dismissed Otissmmi. > ro ODDS AND ENDS. A. Minor of HnvolocK telephoned the Iff this morning Hint .somo thief entered barn last night and stele n pony about six hundred nnd sovonty-nvn The steed is bay In 'color nml has white and n streak of vvhlto on the forohu.nl A meeting of thu Lincoln Medical i was held Tuasday evening nnd n com the reception o the state society , u , inpots in llio city May 17. The vlsltW tors will bo b.inijuottod nt thu Capital The crlmnal calendar of the dlstrlst , will bo begun on the L'Tth lust. , probn ! > ! fore Jtidgo Fluid. I'lckpookot Ham * . . will bo the llrst ono tried. County Att .us. Snail Is getting ready for the sloj ; . ' . i Tlio county of Lancaster secured a i. porary Injunction this afternoon from.iaUr , Hall , rcstralnlnc Jnmos A. Baker from . , ntlng nnd maintaining n mill dum | ncr < > < i , . tie Salt creek , about seven miles nurtlx-ast r the city. The county alleges that It has r , put to great cxpouso 111 maintaining a > , | n > road much traveled which , road Is a eout n nation of Twenty-seventh street. The h Ing of the dam has mused nn m < M ( low of water , nnd the hlghwat i , . been considerably damaged. Thov asii i > the dam bo declared M n public nubaneo , , a > , ordered abated. The state board of public lands and b , , ) Ings has askuit that the iujunctloii rest , , , , ing the state Institutions from turning r suwnrago into Suit creek bo vacated 11 grounds nru that the petition does tmt - , , MUfllclanl cause of action , and that tn. , fen dun us are not the proper p.irticto sue Judge Field denied the application of ( , ICclloy for the appointment of n receh 11 i , Harriet A. ColTman. In the case of Jerome Williamson vs I'mp \VillInnisonthoplaintlff was , requited t pay $ T > 0 attorneys' Ices to enable his wifi defend the suit , nnd also to pay bcr ; . 'i ' n month for maintenance. H. 1C. Mooroof Lincoln , Is at the Mumn Mrs. S. Wcls of Hubron Is nt the Mtiir.u Walter Hogo of Lincoln , is at the Paxi < it Mr. Uosowater hns returned from Chicium C. O. Vnnnoss of Lincoln Is nt the 1'axt. . n H. H. Worth of Grand Island is at the Mm my. Charles H. May of Fremont Is nt the Mar H rny. rny.L. L. Vf. Gilchrist of Lincoln is nt the Mi lard. lard.Hobert Hobert McHcynolds of Lincoln is at the Paxton. O. M. F. Lolling of Lexington is nt tn- Millurd. The "Aunt Bridget" company is at the Dancer. J. if. Catron of Nebraska City , Is stopping at the Paxton. Timothy Euan nnd wife of Otlumwn , la , nro at the Millnrd. The Milwaukee ball playintraggregation is r _ quartered lit the Barker. W. A. Downing , U , H. Grcor nnd A. K. Allkon of Kearney , aront the Paxton. William T. Coad nnd M. McGniro of Haptd Ulty , S. D. , are stopplifg nt the Paxton. H. B. Holsmati , who has boon spending Iho winter in the south , returned yesterday. President Martin of the board of trade V , f wont to Frcmontyostordav , on business con- j necteo ; with the public warehouse law. ' < fc * _ George Townsend returned last night from Ackcrnmn , Miss. , to which Place ho went three weeks ago to attend the funeral of his father. Mrs. Gcorpo II. Webster has been called to Wheeling , W. Vii. , by telegram announcing the dangerous Illness from la gripuo of her brother , J. O. Wright , formerly oh Omaha The Darker A. II. I < tiwnou , Hoohestcr , ( ' II lattlc. ' Philadelphia : II. A. Smith , Dos .Mm , , ; I ) . W. l-'niilknar , Anltu , la. ; M. J. Slnrr , K.m HJIS City : If , O. Until , Clilfuco ; U A. Hati * . Now ' Voik ; A. V. Uluvuns , Nnshvlllu ; II. I I'nrBPs , Chicago ; John MeCaslIn ' , I'llKbtirj , I ) . M. ' ; Harrington , Ojjdi'ii ; I'a. llugcuMinneap olis : A. K. HrlRBS , Iloston. Tlio Dollonu .T. F. Kallsbnlk. Kansas Cltyi O. W. I'riwcli , Kllun ; A. ( iion , Kansas City ; CJoorgo . Miinroo and wife , Itobort li. Mini- rot ! and wife. Now York ; I , . O. Htorkwcathdr , Kansas I'lty ; N. Niilsun , Chicago ; William II Clayton ' and family , Idaho ; r. M. Duncan , C'lilcago ; W. .1. Unrroll. Iliiiraln : J. 0. Slutlc. lioitnn ; U. 1) . lialloy. Washington ; N , ( . ' Crump , Dunvor ; D. 11. Dimn , til. Paul. Tlio Murruy-r. W. Kllncur. I'lillndclnhla ; Frank Gt'lhui , Jacob Ilynlilngur , llnmlmrL' , In.j M. O. Itulnl , Thnd ) l. HOMO. M. I , . Hill- liiK , ( J. N. Ooun , Uhlrjwj ; H. Mifrciis , S. 11 Well , W. I. Wclnbor , ' . Kdwnnl II. l-'ox , L. Ituu- linn , J. hot ) Hell. I. l > rlnc ( > Ms. Now Vorkj It. 0 HiiKhiis , A'.ex.Sutherland. Sidney ; Miss li S. Von Honlu , St. l.Diils ; E. D. Lynch.Sioux ( Jlty. 0. 0. Ma/nurd. Oriind Island ; William \f \ Hess , Chicago ; Jumps Jordan , Hiirllnelon ; ,1 T. Miiddux.SU Joseph : 1C. V. Hiiiinn. Uliloiiro The C'nsov C. O. Vumiprs Lincoln ; 1'ranU U. Itupp , Philadelphia ; Mr * . H , Adams and son , Huntnco ; K. I ) . Lyncp , hloitv City , la. ; ( ' \t. \ l.conintli. Hot Snrlims. K ! ) . ; ( ) . O. Wlekoy , Chiidmn ; John Itroun , W salnirlon , Kan. : I' Ilrown , UlnrK ; O , I * . W. Nlms. Huston , Muit , Hov. M. I' . Kwln/.U. Fremont ; II. V. C'ni.isdall , JJtllu Sioux. In. ; . ! ' . S. Ilrnwn. I'uitland , Uu > A. M. Wal > cleld..lliitto ( City. 'Mont. ; Uiulolpli ' llutlisp , ( 'turnout ; J. .1. Doyle , ( ireeloy ; J. K Jonklns. ( jiiivlur | ; W. II. : l < yens , Lyons ; ,1 Hiiilianlt , Omalia AKOIIL'V : AluxStouurt , Nurlh I'latto ' ; .1. N. Ouvaiiny , Norfolk ; lto < , s ( luiiillo , Ivpnrnuy ; .1. S. KBIT. Ulnuimmtl. O. ; Clinrlps Uovcrlck. Way no ; R. M. Thornton. Houtli Omaha ; William Wolff. Arllnstou ; II A. Puyn. Toledo , O. R. . ; V. Itohlnson. Knliiiimznii ; (1 I hummer.1 * , StonlumvllU1 , O. A. K. Dungan , Xullg. ( loorxo M. Ulienoy , CroIijIiUm. Tlio 1'iixtnn Mlko I'Imoro. Ilniiilnpford , Nob. ; S. H. Hiinilmin. I.lnrobi ; U II. Mottrll , Lincoln ; ( . ' . P. ritnrr. Now Vurk ; I > . A. Ilnukes Now Voik ; Kd T. Wlnus t'hlcniro : M..Im - mini , Philadelphia ; ( f. Y. Itomii , tiloux Cltv Itoynl ' lludsputli ami wife , Atlantic , la. ; . ! . ! ' ( 'arllsle. Boston ; I' K ream or unit wlfi > , SIN Dlo0 , ( Ml. ; O. M. Draper , Dptmtt : II. W ItiiRiin , Lincoln ; J. K. Hiirvuv , Lincoln ; II' liulund. Nobrnskii ( Jlty : Victor T. Illor , Now Mlddliiton , I.oulsvlllt ) , U'v.i P. L. MaiitnN. M Louis ; J. ' II. Lltllnllold , Jr. . Texas ; John Blair , Iowa ; I' . W. KlIiiKer , Philadelphia ; O. II Wluklinm , Tonelia ; . ! . L. Armour. Clilcnco ; i' M. Wllhelm. Now VorK ; Frank W. HuaiildliiL' , Now York ; P. L. ( Jnrrlty. I'hlcueo ; Jninos D.in iul.s. St , Louis ; II. T. Dlsbrow. Olili'ago ; P. L. Nalnmlth nnd wife. Oliuvnnnc ; J. ( ' ( indlt .Smith. Washington , I ) . ( ' . ; ' A. Ili'Imid. Kcd Oak. la. ; Wlllam | L. Tnbbs and wife , Lmer- son , In , TlioMlllnnl-Mrs. n Williams , North llund ; rimiles Wasn.or , ( Irand Nlund ; ( ' . W. Utipulln , Chicago ; I ) . W. Aldrcilgo. Omalia ; H.ll.Thmnp- MID , Uhlungo ; A. I' . P.ilt-'u. Hlimv C'ltv ; T. I' , llnivoy , Clilcu''o ; i : H. llolmiis , Now Vork ; J. H. Williams , St. I.oiils ; .1. II. Hr.imluinorn , W. 13. Sprliiucr. UIIKMKU ; K. C'liapln and wife. St. Louis ; r. . U DUIIIIIN CriMon , Null. ; Vt Illluin llrunow , .Mlluankcr : K. I'lidiKcHoward.Ndi. ; F. M. Friultir. M. Paul ; I' . T. Stiliimir , Urand Island ; A. L. Clark. Hastings : J. W. Strntlmi. anil wlfer ; Wahoo ; P. A. KllimT anil ulff , Vork ; fi. A , Thsiyor and wlfo , Den ver ; ( ' . t ) . Illlveni. M. Joe , Jin. W. K. faprasno , riiluiiKu ; J. t' . t'amlmnn , Chi cage ; Uoorgu A. ( iliiMir , Denver ; Thomas ( Inches ' , ( Jhlea o ; T. P. Martin. Cliloaio ; ( I. W. llor'r , Jlilwaiikpo ; John O. Klco , I'lilca 'n ; O. II. In'-orsol , Dutroll ; U'llllam t'aldwull. Oilcak'o ; S. Uo'idrn , Iliiloim. .Mont. ( ' . A Ni'lmliio , Troy , N. V.i W , \Vutstuln \ , Knnsiis City ; t' . A. WrlKlit. Atflilson. Kan. ; J. J. Levy. Chicago ; Thomas Stnvenion nnd HUH , Ne braska City : H. L. ( toed. Wcoplns Water ; M. II. Powell , C'lilriiKo ; D. M. Lewis. Atlantic , la ; Jt'SMi Hurt , lloslon ; 1 ! . Ho I.e. Chicago ; L. I. Sessions. .Minneapolis ; Mrs. A. N. I'llllcr. Nlirlh Hand ; C. W. Lan beriwiii , Lincoln , Howard Pew. Now Vork ; J. 1C. Lumlst , Lln- eoliu ' II. T. Llmlat , Atclilhon : J. P. Smith , S.in I'r.mcl.sco : W. P. ICiiiilip. Detroit ; T. U. Smith , Chloupo ; F. Hudson , Hoitnn. Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report PURE