THE OMAHA DA1JL.1' . BUM : MOJNDAiT , AFKIL 13. 1891 , THE JJATLY BIDE K. HOSBWATEU EIIITOIU PUBLISH HI ) EVKUY MOHNlNoi TrU.MKOrSUIISCHIPTION. Pally IlrofwIllimitSiiiidiiylOno Yonr. . .IH CO Pully nml Sunday , One Your in no TlirroiiinntlK Nix months goo 2M piimlny lice , One Yi'iir. joe Weekly ni'U.Onu Your 100 ofrif'KS ! Otnnlin. The lire llufldliis. Fontli Oiiinlin. Corner N mid cr.lh Streets. Council lllulTs , IS I'onrl Street. niloati ! ( < inicai7'liiinilrrof ; ) Oomnirrcp. N w York , Itoonm Kl,11 mid IVrniiiinuIlulldlnK Watlilniiton , Bill Kotirtpriith Ntrcet. COHIlKSroNDKXCK. AllcnmmuiilentlonR relating ; to news iind filltorlnl mnttnr should bo iiddrcssod totlio Ldltorlul Dt'iiartnuint. HUSINKSH IKTTF.ns. Alll > iiRlnr < .sIoft < 'f < mid roiulttnnrps should ho nddrciKpd to Tim Ili-o PiibllfhliiK Company , Uiimhii. Drafts c.'liccks nnd postofllro orders lo l > o made payable to the order of tlio com pany. flic Bee Flitting Company , ProDrielors THK lIKi : ItUIMMNO. MVOKN fiTATKMENT Of OIKOUI.ATION. Ktutnof Ni'lmisliti , I t'ounly of DiiiiRliii. f Ororcc II. 'IVsrhui'K , M-crctnry of TUB IlBR rnlillsiilni ! roinjiany. does wilcmnly swear tluil the iti'tnnl circulation , of Tin : DAII.V Ilo : for tlm wren 1'iidlnK April 11 , JWI , was as follows : . Kiindnv. April 5 "Win Mondny. April 0 WdlT Tiic-Kliiy. Ap-ll-7 -VJn.l WnlncMluy. April 8 Kl.3.ifl rinirsdiiy. April 0 I'rldnir. April 10 intnnlny , April II A vcrngo nnoiiOF. II. T/.SCHUCK. Pworn to I < > fore me nnd siibsorll.cd In my presence Hits llth day of April. A. I ) . 1B9I. N. I' . I-'RIU Notary Public. I tntr of Nclirnskn. i County of Douehis , ) M { irorpi ) 11. Truclmck , firing duly sworn , rto- fon's nnd fny * that ho Is decretory of TiinltKE 'nl'llsliliiK ' ciii'piny. ! flint , tlio aciunl avur.iKc dully clrcnliitliin of 'I UK DAII.V HliK for the innnth nf April , IMO , 0r > r4 copies ! for May , Ifto , SO.IM ) ( oplcs : for June , IHO , L'O.JOI copies ! for .Inly. Hro.20.nW toplesj for Anirnst , I8X ! > , CO.Tf.n coplcsj for September. 1HX ) , 'X.tfQ copies ; for Oclolii-r. ISOO. i,7C2 ( ' copies ! for Novem ber , ] HH > , K.I no oplps ; for Dorninlier , tHW , 21,471 copies : for .Iiiiiiiury , IfOI. 5:8.440 : I'onlcs ; for Krliriniry , IPOf , 2Sim : copies ; for March , 1891. IM.Oi ; : . copies. ( inniinii H. T/smtlCK. Enorn to I efnro mo , nnd subscribed In my ricscncc. Ihl.s3 < ldiiyof April , A. I ) . . 1KH. N. f. l-'Kin , Notary I'ulJllo. TonifCA elected a rosubmissionist mayor. Topokn has hitherto boon the prltlo of ] ) rohbitioniHts. ! has been discovered in the Cherokee strip. Now nothing cnn pro- lervo it from the white iniiii. TIIKKK is something significant in the fnct thut : i very largo proportion of the brimstone used in this country comes from Sicily whore the Mafia originated. Tun regularity with which the cable announces that one European nation or another is mussing troops on the frontier is really tiresome. It is time to form "them into hollow squares or oxocutosomo uthor military maneuver. SIQXOK CHISPI is not the Italian pre mier , but ho makes life morn or loss miserable for the man who enjoys that distinction.Ho is largely responsible for the great game of bluff Premier lUidinl appears to bo playing. A > ; Iowa judge decides that freight originating in Iowa and destined for an Iowa point , but which passes through a portion of another state , is interstate tratlic. In the eyes of'that ' judge a tech nicality in far superior to either a prece dent or u principle. E. DICICIXSON having resigned his position as general superintendent of the Baltimore & Ohio lines west of the Ohio river , his friends hero may natur ally ox poet him to take charge of the operating department of the Union Pacific , though no ollicial hint of that fact is given. SENATOR JOHN SIIKKMAX visited Co lumbus the other day and looked in upon the legislature. The painful contrast between him and Calvin S. Brice , whom that , legislature selected as his colleague , is said to hai-o brought crimson blushes of shuinc to the faces of every democrat in both housM. KINO HUJIIIKRT is mad because Amer ican caricaturists picture him as n monkey instead of the improssario in a hand organ rendition of Italian opera. Ho should remember that in this country the monkey is far more popular than either the hand organ or the dago who turns the crank. Tim emperor of Germany greeted the return of his royal mother from England with a lllial kisa , and now the cold blooded diplomatists of Europe declare ho did It merely to omphasi/.o his indig- hatlon toward Franco for the want of courtesy shown the empress on her recent - cent visit to thnUcountry. WHAT is the matter with J. M. Kagan , the democratic warhorse of Hastings nnd attorney o ! the St. Joseph & Grand Island railroad ? Did Governor Boyd disappoint.him in some appoint ment ? If not , why should ho want the democrats of the Second district to gather on May 1 at Hastings ? Tin ; Trans-Missouri Railway Pnssen- per association will moot in Kansas City Tuesday of this week. Among the C2 Biibjocts of discussion is that of "harvest excursions. " It is hoped the railways will perceive the importance of provid ing low rates for harvest excursions to Nebraska and Kansas points. The ques tion is of vital interest to the states and to the roads. GOVERNOR FRANCIS of Missouri is be lieved to bo looking forward to 1802 with the expectation that ho can succeed Senator Cockrell. They nro both demo crats dyed butternut in the wool , and re publicans have little interest in the out come , but it will be no easy matter to tuku Cockroll out of the senate. He is u stronger man than Vest , and a moro val uable man to Missouri than either Vest or Francis. OUR friends , the enemy , are deter mined upon u grand organization of democratic clubs which shall reach every precinct in the United States and bo directed from Washington. This is n scheme of national bosslsm which the people will repudiate. The idea that the voting population of the country shall bo placed under the domination of n single Washington politician is con trary to the theory of this government. THE K.TT/U SESSION. The constitution makes it the duty of every legislature elected nftor a national or state census hns been taken to innko nn apportionment of the members of the two houses on the basis of the census enumeration. The last apportionment was mndo in 1887 on the basis of the state con&us of IBSS. It was the impera tive duty of the present legislature to rcapportlon the stntointologislntlvo dis tricts upon the basis of the national cen sus of 1800. The constitution not only commands the legislature that convenes lifter the taking of n census to innko such nn apportionment , but It expressly pro hibits any other legislature from doing BO. In defiance of this mandate the legis lature adjourned without discharging the duty devolving upon it , and which cannot bo delegated to nny of its suc cessors. This action on the part of the egislaturo makes it incumbent upon the governor to reconvene the legislature proclamation so that it may complete ho work which the constitution has im- osod upon'lt. It would bo a dangerous precedent to cave the state for the next five years without a ronpportlonmonl of its logls- alive representation. If the state is pur- nltted In defiance of constitutional irovislons to retain its distribution of 'opreaentatlvcson ' the old census of ISM , vlmt is to hinder the legislature that ivlll convene after the census of IS'J.j ' hall have been taken and published rom ignoring the constitution and loav- ng the state to its present roprosonta- , ion for five years thereafter ? The fact that Douglne and Lancaster . . ountios have outgrown silino of the counties in the southwestern and central portion * of the state affords no valid ox- JIIHO for retaining the old apportion- nont. But Douglas and Lancaster conn- .ios . tire not the only counties nlToctud. kVlthln the past iivo years moro than a lozon now counties have boon organized. Tlicso counties should bo given their luo share of representation. The pho- lomonnl growth of several counties n the north and northwest should : ilso bo given duo recognition by in- rcascd representation. To deny them this nrivilego is as indefensible as to deny ) ougltis nnd Lancaster counties their iluo share of representation. Coupled with the absolute necessity of .cgislatlvo apportionment comes the fail- .ire of the legislature to pass any bill for the abolition of the railway pass system and reasonable reduction of freight tolls , it least on staple articles , and the omis sion of rebate provisions fr-om several of the most , important bills that wore passed hurriedly during the last hours of the session. The duty of the governor , under the circumstances , Is clear. He has no alter native but to convene the legislature. The responsibility for the expense of the extra session must rest with the legisla ture. IS ITALY IILUFt'ItfOI If there is any authenticity in the re port Jhnt comes from Rome that the Italian government has fixed u limit upon the time within which the govern ment of the United States must reply to the lust dispatch of the former in order to avert the adoption of extreme meas ures , the conclusion must bo that Italy his : determined to provoke hostilities oi ls playing n very bold game of bluff. The demand that Secretary Blaine should rospona to the communication of the Italian , , premier on or before a specified date would bo a most oxtrnor- dinnry proceeding and one very-likely to bo resented by any self-respecting government. There is no established or recognized rule as to the time which one government may take in replying to the diplomatic communications of another. * Courtesy requires that such corrojpond- once shall receive as prompt attention and acknowledgment as practicable , but it is the privilege of every government to determine the time necessary to bo occupied in order to make a proper presentation of its case , and it would be moro than an impertinence , it would bo an insult , for one government to dictate to another in this matter. To make such a demand would clearly imply a hostile intent , it would bo distinctly in the nature of a threat , and no government having a care for its standing before the world and able to defend itself , would fail ( o present - sent such a demand. It is inevitable , therefore , that the Italian government can have presented an ultimatum as the dispatch from Rome affirms , except upon the hypothesis that it desires war or believes that such a course will eoorco the United States government , not well prepared for &uoh a , conlllcl as would have to bo carried on with Italy , into some sort of terms satisfactory to the Italian government. It has boon reported from Washington for several days that Secretary Blalne had prepared his answer to Premier Uudini , but there is no ollicial infornm tion to this olTeet. Undoubtedly the presIdent Idont and secretary of state fully tippro < elate the importance of giving this matter - tor ns prompt attention as possible , and besides , it is not the habit of the gov urnmont , or at least has not boon uiu\er \ this administration , to neglect dlplo malic issues , whether pressing or not. It Is not to bo presumed , therefore , that the grave question raised by the Itnllnr government has failed to receive the consideration which its supreme import ance calls for , nnd if the delay in an' Hworlntr the lust coinmunlniitlon of Undln : has Ijeon greater than coms to the Italian government to bo warrantable , it is not to bo doubted that there tire valid reasons for it. At any rate it can bo confidently assorted that our govern ment would not hosltaio lo resent as n most serious nlTront dictation from the * Italian government as to the time within which nn answer should bo given to ltd diplomatic cnmmunicnlions. \riIATISTHK \ 31ATTKK'l'CH \ \ IUOAX } When democrats fall out republicans nro always Interested spectators of any muss they kick up. John M. Ragan Is a pale-haired demo cratic warhorse tit Hustings. Not many years ago ho was the attorney of the St. Joseph & Grand Island railway nnd BO far ns Tin ; UKK knows continues to servo In that capacity. Nubody has ever sus pected Ragan of being anything bettor than a democrat nnd a railroad attorney. Ho has never figured conspicuously as a roformor. Of course ho took Ills medicine - cine last fall find swallowed McKoighnn , but ho is n democrat and n democrat takes poison if it will win the ofllco. Hon. N. V. Hnrltin , with a life-long record ns nn Milt-monopolisf , nnd op ponent of railroad domination in poli tics , wns defeated. Ragan helped to de feat him , though ho know the railroads wore for his ' opponent , and perhaps for that reason. Now comes this fresh champion of the rights of the common people , nnd in * conjunction with n gentleman not BO well known , by the iinmo of Lnnnino , mails n blank ml dross to the democrats of the state denouncing the democratic governor for signing the Nowberry bill , and calling for n meeting of democrats nt Hasting Mayl lo emphasize the in dignation of Ragan at the governor's action. A copy ol the letter , bearing date ol April , wltli blanks for signatures of two or moro persons , fell into the hands of J. S. Lchow , chairman , and E. C. Ballon , a member of the stale demo cratic committee. Those two gentlemen give the schema publicity and expose Iho effort of the Hastings gentlemen to stir up strife in the ranks of their party , ilo nt the same time they endorse the governor's action. What can bo the matter with Ragan ? Wns there a judge to bo appointed by the governor in whom Mr. Ragan desired - sired a proprietary interest ? Oiis Mr. Ragan merely a gosling demagogue' , whoso pin feathers have not boon started ? .v nTAI.IT\ \ : The Now \'ork Sun , reviewing the re- fiults of the recent spring elections , finds in them several facts npt encouraging to the democratic party. One of these is that "tho .republicans have shown n marked and surprising vitality in the great cities. " It Ilnds that in localities whore the democrats have heretofore beennblo toappeal with greater forccnnd confidence to the voters , and the demo cratic majority 1ms steadily expanded , there ire ( now many indications of renewed republican vitality and a corresponding spending weakening of democratic lines , and it suggests to democrats who prefer to do their studying of election llguros in April nm > not in December , that they have much to learn from a careful scrutiny of the returns of the recent spring elections. Tlio i'loi's conclusions nro correct , and bearing in mind its unquestionable so licitude for the future success of the demo cratic party , its candor in staling its con clusions is commendable. TUB LJKUhas already pointed out thai Iho more important - portant results of the spring elections are altogether encouraging to republic ans , showing as they do thai the course of the elections last November was merely one of those spasmodic , and therefore temporary , reactions which have not been uncommon in our political history , and are to bo expected in the cu'cond year of an administration. Just why this should ba the case may not bo altogether obvious , but such has boon the almost unvarying oxparionce. Last year's reaction was rather moro extreme than usual , per haps quite unprecedented In extent , but it does not necessarily follow from this thai Us effect will bo moro pro longed than that of like , though -loss general , reactions which preceded it. In fact il is already apparent that the popular judgment , misled by influences it would not bo dillluult lo enumerate , is with the sober second thought rapidly reluming lo a sensible view of the situa tion. Those people who leaped to the con clusion after the 010011011. " of last fall thai Iho republican parly was about at the end of its career will find most con vincing reasons for changing Ihoir opin ion if Ihoy will follow Iho advice of Iho Sim and make n careful scrutiny of Iho rolurns of Iho spring eloctions. They will tlnd in the results ample evidence of republican vitality and vigor , and a res toration of popular confidence in the party , in localities whore it was hardly lo have been expected , that Is most prom ising for the future. There is rood rea son to believe that with thorough organ ization and judicious management every state classed as republican in which an oleclion is lo bo hold Ibis year can bo carried by Iho republicans , and if Unit is done the way will bo pretty clear to the success of that party in the presi dential election of next year. TWKKf COMMISSIONS. The greatest leak in the passenger business of railway companies is that of commissions on coupon tickets. It has disrupted moro pools and disturbed the comfort of more rallioad presidents than any other sort of competition. All railway oflleials recognize the evil and most of thorn have made more or less olTort to contribute to its correction. The presidents of tjio companies planted their protest time and again and have Imperatively orJorod its discontinuance. Still the leak is not stopped. Recently the agitation of the subject has attracted wide attention in railway circles. At the last session of congress a futile attempt was made to incorpor ate u prohibition of commission paying in the interstate commerce law. The ticket sellers of the country rose In their might against legislation which should cut oil' their perquisites , nnd the inter state commerce bill escaped the amend- inont. The public generally may not bo familiar with the system. It is a subsidy paid to coupon ticket ngonts by connecting lines for ptissengor business. Some times u uniform rate is made by competing railways , but moro generally each prom inent local ticket agent has n private understanding whereby ho pockets moro than the pool rate per ticket. Some roads moro thrifty than others pay com missions on tickets to all points , others pay only to competitive stations. In ono way or another , however , the smart ticket agent manages to make some thing out of every passenger whom ho tickets to a point beyond his own lino. The traveling passenger agent who cannot capture the tlckot sellers of his district is not satisfactory to the management. The general pasaongor agent and all his subordinates nro in favor of lib eral subsidies to the men who control tho. passenger trulllo of the couutryt hence the dlfllt'ulty to secure and main tain a prohibitory agreement. Some years ago this reform was under taken with Ulu Pennsylvania company ns the foromosj , ' Champion. At n secret mooting In Cliicngo nn agreement wns made to nbollslj'riU ' commissions. Every passenger mau in attendance agreement under prcssuro'of'his superiors to thonr- rangomont nnd nil promised to sign the compact. All 'tho ' general passen ger ngonts complied with the agreement oxuopt ono. Ho escaped to his olllco and allowed the Information to go to the country that his line was the only western road 'which failed to bind itself not to pny commissions. As a consequence - sequence the through passenger business of this line enjoyed abnormal prosperity. Competing lines worofo'-cod to "cap" his rntCH and within 10 days after the Chicago cage mooting the commissions reached Hill per cent of the amount received for certain classes of tickets. Tills is merely an instance show ing the strength of the sys tem and the power of the coupon ticket agent. Some tlckot agencies in those days were worth $12o,0 ( ) ( ) a year and In a few instaiifCH oven moro. A union ticket olllco like the transfer depot has in days gone by been rated at about S10WO ( per annum. Immense sums of money are annually paid out by railways in securing through passenger business. The presidents of the com- pnnies have winked at violations of solemn written obligations to discon tinue the practice and an enterprising passenger agent who could not discount his competitor in olloring subsidies saw the businessleave him. Another feature of the commission evil was the partnership entered into between the passenger departments and scalpers. A scalper is the embodiment of nil that Is evil minded to tlio railway ollicial who h is nothing lo do with pas senger business and the unsophislicalud railway elo'k giows into the full stature of a well paid general ollicor with Iho holk-sl of nil horrors for a man who will buy nnd sell unused portions of through ticlcuts. In spite of Ibis very pro nounced theory , the scalper is sought by the. passenger agent anil given the straight commission and often a do'lnr or so moro to enable him to undersoil the company's own agent in some instiuu'cs and to compute with the regular njjcnt at foreign sta tions. The ticket airenl nlso takes him into his confidence and divides his com mission with tlio ualpar. Hjlwojn the two and the public the cut rate ticket olllco is a bonanx i which make ? the scalper a woaltlfv nabob sooner or Intel- . ' ' sThc present situation is interest ing. The eastern oillccs of nearly nil the roiids have undertaken the task which general managers ; md tralllc men have utter'y failed to accomplish. They have again resorted to the boycott on commission paying roads. That is , they notified the thron recalcitrant corpora tions that their coupon tickets would betaken taken olT sale if they further refused to come into the fold. One of the three dared not facd this prospect , $ f a loss of business and weakened at the last minute. Another , though still holdiilg ' its ground , will probably give up'tne fight. The third is defiant , nnd ' ( ! ! railways have so'.emnl ' ' refused } to ticket passengers or check baggjigo to points on its lines. The general passenger agent holds out for commissions and threatens to cut rates to nil competitive points reached by his lines if tlio boycott is insisted upon. The present movement has taken n radical form. Nearly all the eastern lines abolished commissions two or three years ago. Those who were continuing the practice now come in and agree to bo reformers. They have n'l united in n demand that the western lines shall discontinue the practice of paying com missions to their agents and have pro hibited such agents from receiving the perquisites directly or indirectly. Tlio western lines make no further agree ment , but will continue to pay tiekot agents of tholr immediate connections at Chicago and west of that city. If the east ern agreement is maintained , ultimately all remaining lines will accept the situa tion and do likewise. The outcome of the fight is watched with interest in railway circles and wagers are about oven on the result. The people generally have no concern directly In the success or failure of the movement. If the abolition of commis sions would give the public rates reduced proportionately , the aid of congress might eventually bo invoked. Under existing conditions it moans merely a transfer of the amounts hitherto paid out as subsidies to the treasuries of the company. If the railway companies succeed in cutting olT the commissions to ticket agents the war upon the scalpers will bo short , sharp but decisive. By plac ing closer limits upon coupon tickets the profits of the ticket brokers will bo prac tically destroyed. Until the agents arc de prived of the indul-omonts to divide with tlio brokers andtho ; companies are re lieved of this form of competition , oven strict local laws prohibiting ticket scalp ing , such as are in force in Colorado , will not atl'ord much satisfaction. FOR the pant t wp , years the general land olllco has bqcn ono of the best ad ministered bureaus under the govern- innnt. K.f.fninnilsalnnni' ! GrnIT intro duced needed reforms which brought the olllco uj ) to a hlgi | standard of efficiency and loft it in botjtj condition than it had boon in before ty'rt many years. His suc cessor , Commlss jnbr Carter , promises to emulate his excellent example , nnd having a far less difficult task than Judge Groff assumed when ho took aharga of the olllco , the now commis sioner will undoubtedly bo able to main tain the high standard that has been es tablished , and possibly oven improve upon it. The great number of people who are interested in an efficient admin istration of the general land olllco will bo glad to know that Commissioner Car ter is allvo to their welfare. Tin ; weekly bank statement shows the reserve has decreased $770,000. Tlio banks now hold $5,033,000 , la excess of legal requirements. A CENTRAL market has long boon hoped for lu Omaha. It is greatly needed. The triangle on St. Mary's av enue is the plnco for It. Lot the city make the Improvements projected In that vicinity nnd utilize the -tract Indi cated for market purposes. THK ofllco of city prosecutor is ono of importance . to the city nnd should bo filled by the appointment of a gentle man , not n ward bummer ; a lawyer , not n pottlfoggor'n ; man who will prosecute offenders with vigor and ability. A JANITOR of one of the schools of the city puts in n bill of $2.2.r > for a gallon of whisky used in thawing out the steam pipes of his building. They must have been frozen from the epiglottis to the colon at least. Tin : tariff on garbage dipped in the Missouri river , for the benefit of n con scienceless ward striker and professional lobbyist is ono dollar per cart load. A OAitiiAOK crematory or dcsslcatlng factory is Imperatively needed hero and will soon have to bo established for sani tary reasons. OIK ; Horn lOvcry Minute. Wo huvo boon asked If In the water which Hews In Wall street there are any flshl There are sucltors , cliiolly. Walt li > r Mo. Do you suppose that the late Mr. Harnum had displayed upon Iho pearly gales of the celestial city Iho old familiar legend , "Walt for me , I inn coming. " lU'olproolty Nritlc ! < l < AVit ) York ll'iir/i/ / / . Detective O'Mulloy ' solemnly declares Unit ho did not bribe the Now Orleans jury , and thu jurymen do not understand tlio first prin ciples of reciprocity if they fall to confirm his statement. What n KailVnn Tlioro. The l-'nini'rn' Alllniice. Governor Uoyil took young Mr , Hitchcock to the top of the dome of the state capitol Imllilhijj nnd ilroppo.l him to tlio pavomtmt bulow. There was no "dull tluul. " It wns simply a "squall. " Tlio pavement U awful dirty. Tintiiiiitluv ol' ii Moiil. A minister of Hcottsbun ; , Iml. , ofllciatod nt three weddings , stayed to dinner In each case , walltod twenty-llvo miles , nnd proachul two sermons nil on Knsti'r Sunday. This teaches this Now York World Hint under the stimulus of u few sijunro meals n country minister is u very capaolo person. Dnvld's Hahl 1 1 end. ( tiiilflltfliH. ) The hardest blow Governor Hill 1ms yet sustained wns struck by n South Carolina editor the other day , who printed his portrait ns a ' 'lioforo ' using" cut In n hair restorer ad vertiscmcnt. This Is not dignified. If It had appeared as the portrait of a . ? ' ( shoo man it would not have been so bad , but to twist a man on Ms capillary shortcomings Is not , decent. _ _ The Iliirirlur Snld It. INVif Yurli Sun. Ono night recently the wlfo of a Congrega tional minister at Manchester , Eng. , uwolto and nslted her husband : 'What Is the timoi" The auswor came : "Threo o'clock. " The Indy continued her slumbers. When she rose nt 8 o'clock slio found that the watches , purse and jowolr.v loft on her dressing tnblo had dlsapnearod. Also many other valua bles. The clergyman said : "Well , 1 slept like n log nil night. " "Didn't you tell mo it wasy o'clock 1" "Not I ; it was the bur glar. " _ I'ASStXtl JKS1S. Harpers' Bazar : Cumso Are you cutting the sensational articles out of that paper be fore taking it homo to your wife nnd daugh ters ! Hanks ( handling the shears ) No ; I'm cut ting out the millinery advertisements. Now York Ilorald : Mr. Uglymug 1 am behind time. Miss Portly Well , it Is no wonder people say that time Ilia * . Tin : r.uiMr.u's THI.U.S. New York Jhralil. The farmer , when ho began to plough. Hitched up his mule with his Aldcrnoy cough , But the mule dlsplajCQ some gruugo , Anil declined at nil to hudgo , U'lulo the cough ran off and kicked up a rough. Joaquln Miller is putting in his time bo- tweeirshootliig at huntum who trespass on his grounds Iricl : of Oaltland , Cal. and writIng - Ing n life of Christ in rhyme. Now York World : During the present strained relations no ono who loves pouco should give tno moiikoy a hot penny. Washington Star : Noah nnd his family wore tbo only persons who were not in the swim during the flood. Oh , for the lonely mountains , Whoi-o tho-earlh and the air nro still 1 Oh. for the mountains as high As high us the hotel bill. Washington Star : "What's that nolso up stairs I" "It's Mary singing , 'I Want to bo an "Well stop her nrotty quiok , or sho'll ruin her chances forever. " One man strikes for the rlglit mid another writes lor the strike. Teacher Johnnlo , you mav explain what causes tbo earth to move around the sun. Johnnlo Cos it's cheaper to move than pay rent. Sun : Thespls I have the shrewdest man ager in New York. Knntor In what way ! Thcsiils Well , ho has connected the seats with wires iinilor the floor , nnd turns on u big current of eloctrleltv during the heavy parts. The audience mistakes the electricity for thrills. Arlailno Well , Pcnolopo , did you go over to the Greek play nt Now Haven I I'onelopo Yes. It was horrible. Abso- lutclv no attention wns paid to the ctrenm- lloxos by the players , nnil ns for the aspl- rates , thov were w'ofullv mUulacoJ. How ever , what could you expect I JNow Uuvon Is not Cambridge ) . A man nt Gato'-Clty , U'ah. , has boon ar rested for stealing n sawmill and cartlngjt a distance of twenty miles , Chicago Times : Mrs , Giggle I don't ' un dorstaud why you nro egging your poor hus- bund , on to run for congress. The poor mai : Is on the brink of the grave , nnd lifo nl Washington would 1(111 him. Mrs. SVIgglo It's because f love him , nnC ns ho cannot llvo loug In his present state o ; health , I want him to have n funeral that's worthy of him. The dandelion plants so shy Put forth tholr yellow apccklcn , And good old Mother Karth said : "I Uollovo I'm getting f rcckloj. " Washington Posts She came from Great Britain nnd the young man who wns will her was a little startled to hoar her declare that ho was the hugllest man she ever did 300. Washington Post : " 1 boar that the odlto of the Dally Diuizeo has joined the church,1 "Yes ; but ho can't get over ono ruling passion. If you'll notice , when ho quote * scripture ho never gives any credit. " GRIEF CAUSED HER DEATH , The Troubles of Attorney Zlak's Wife Ended at Last , STATE UNIVERSITY'S ' NEW PROFESSORS , Move oi Knot to Allow Saloons to Keep Open Until Midnight Street llnlhvny Improvements Odds nnd IS mis. LI.VCOI.V , Neb. , April 12. [ Special Tclo- ; ram to Tun ilr.i ; . ] The last snd chapter n the troubles of Mrs. H.V. . Xinlc ended vlth her death early this morning. She was n very nttrnetivo but dollcato woman of about hlrty , nnil It Is reported lmd become insnno hrough the actions of her husband , Attorney /Ink. Ho Is now In jail waiting trial on the hargo of embezzlement. According to reports the arrest of her husband is n very mall part of her trouble , as.ink and so nortgnged nil of the household offocU that ho has been brought In constant contact vlth ruthless money grabbers , and their icnrtlcss nnd nhusivo treatment , nilded to the n rrost of her husband on a criminal charge , d rove her to Insanity. Whether iCinlt had i ntcmlod to desert his wlfo or not is not lic tnown , but during his Incarceration In the lili ounty Jail ho has utterly Ignored her , nnd lili ms put in his time writing spoony li otters to depraved females whoso head- unrters are on the bottoms. An nggrovat- I ng feature of the case Is that Mr.4..Ink was s eon to become n mother , CHACKHI ) A SAl'E. Sometime last night thlovos ofTccted an ntrnuce Into Droclcolmoycr's saloon on the orncr oJ Tenth nnd M streets nnd blow open no sine. Tiioy secin-eu sf. > ami n revolver ns looly. These belonged to Mr. Hrockclinoyor. I'ho burglars overlooliod n Inrgo roll of money vraupcu up in a newspaper which belonged o the Eden Museo. mi : SWITCHMEN'S STUIKH. There is practically nothing now in the strike situation. A conforwnco was hold bo- wcon Third Vice tJrand Master Newman md the trainmen at Bohaiian's hull Saturday ifternoon , but the mooting was secret. All hat could be learned of the proceedings was hat the trainmen decided to send for Grand Master Wilkinson before any definite ) action vns taken. The trainmen who attended the onfcronco studiously refused to divulge nny- hlng except that nothing had yet been de cided upon. Mr. Clark , the head of the con ductors' brotherhood , is expected In Lincoln it an early day. WANT S.U.OONH OPUS Ai-rr.ii THI : vTin : nouns. It Is currently rumored that n petition is joing circulated for presentation to the new excise board asking that saloon keep ers bo ixM-mittcd to keep their saloons open from 5 o'clock in the novnlng until midnight. The petition is si.id o contain the names of nearly all thu naloon icepcrs as well as a numberof business men , md Its promoters nro eonlldont Hint It will jo favorably considered by the bonrd. Under the present'regulations the saloons tire dosed it IUil : : ) . The saloon men chum that by obcy- ng this regulation they lose the patronagoof the o who attend the theaters nnd other ; > lncos of nnmsemont. A remonstrance will bo presented ngainst granting thu privilege. HTiinKr HAII.W.VY iMi'iiorr.MnNTs. A deal has been made between the Lincoln street railway company and the Lincoln city electric company whereby the latter secures possession of the tracks on N street between lilovonth nnd Fourteenth. Workmen were engaged on N street yesterday laying a double track from Eleventh to ( eighteenth street. The electric railway lias also pur chased the right of way on P street from the Burlington depot to Ninth street and cars will be run ever that line as soon as the N street track U built west to Ninth street and and inorth to u connection i with the line at Ninth nnd P. The electric company has perfected its plans for the extension of the Fourteenth street line from its present terminus at the South street barns to the penitentiary. The line will probably bo finished by August 1. Tin : jfnw UNIVBIISITV riioi'Kssons , By the action of the rcgo.its two now pro fessors have been appointed to chairs in the university. They nro Prof. Charles L. Ingersoll to the "chair of agriculture nnd Prof. Frederick W. Taylor as adjunct pro- fitssor of horticulture. Prof , fngorsoll is now president of the Colorado agricultural college. Ho Is n graduate of the Michigan ncrleultur.il colleeo and was regarded ns n very strong man while yet a student. After his'graduation ho was assistant agriculturist of the Michigan college for several years. Ho afterwards accepted the chair of agricul ture nt Purduo university In In diana , going from there to Colorado rado n few yenrs ago. In clouting him the regents hnvo shown their intention of placing the department of agriculture on a firm basis. Mr. Ingersoll Is a man 3f wide experience nnd was offered extra induce ments in the way of salary in ordnr to insure his acceptance. Prof. Taylor Is n native of Nebraska. Ho received tin academic education and entered immediately upon his lifo work of horticul ture , lie owns extensive horticultural grounds just outside of Omaha and 1ms for some time boon president of the State Horti cultural society , from which ho received n strong endorsement for the position. Ho is not entirely unknow to the students , liuving delivered a couple of forestry lectures during the winter term. Mr. Taylor already has charge of the experimental sub-stations in horticulture. COUNT * JA1I , 1MI180XEKS. At present there nro nineteen persons con fined in the county Jail. They nro Mrs. Sheedy and Monday McFariand , charged with murder ; Attorney II. W.ink , embez zlement ; Wllboryiilto , burglary ; Louts Wagoner , burglary ; George McCoy , sen tenced for forgery ; William nnd Henry Bowers , Ed Luchor , Henry Ernest , John Vet , John Albortlno , Ooorgo ( Jill , Mlko Morrissey - rissoy , CJ. W. Wilson nnd Thomas Brown , larceny ; Thomas McCarty , destruction of property ; unarms uono , soiling liquor wiin- out Itconso ; Winston Taylor , sondlng oh- scene matter through the malls. The Jail was originally planned for only twelve persons and Is therefore greatly crowded. WANTS A I'OUUKMIN'S I'AY. The case of ox-Polleoman Bolts vs the city of Lincoln was heard In Justice Foxworthy's court yesterday afternoon. Betts claims that ho was employed by Mayor Graham ns driver of the patrol wagon at n salary of f f ! > par month , but Instead of being allowed to drive the waun ho was detailed ton boat ns n regular policeman and did regular patrol duty. Ho therefore demands a policeman's pay , namely , $ " . " > per mouth. Foxworthy has taken the case under advisement. ODDS AND KNPS. The high school contest In oratory will beheld held In the state unlvorlty chapel next Satur day evening. There will bo alx contojtants nnil an excellent programme. There will bo no admission fee and all nro invited. The remains of Air. J. It. Hlehurds were consigned to tholr last rostlnir place nt Wynkn cemetery at 'J o'clock Saturday afternoon. The burial services were conducted hy Kov. Stein of Ht. Paul's flhurch. Ho was assisted by Kov. Britt of Hastings , The funeral was largely attended. [ i The Burlington company Saturday com- j I mcnccd the .vilo of nil tinclnlinfU hnvgago nt | the depot. The baggngo consisted of hun dreds of trunk * , valinos nnd nil kinds of packages , which contained n varied assort ment of personal proporty. Sheriff MiClay Saturday sold the Bnzir stock of goods to John Bonwtl for 1,43.1. The purchaser Is nhrothorto Paul .1. Hen wit , who was manager of the store before the seizure of the good ; ) . During the summer vncntlon the chemical laboratory at the state university will un dergo extensive repaint , nnd the alterations will make It Imposslblo for any laboratory work to ho done In that building during the1 summer. This will bo a great disappoint ment to ttioso that have been carrying on work during the summer months , but the laboratories will bo In much bolter condition nt the opening of school next fall. The York Republican Is fifteen years old , The Tecuuisoh Republican is cloven years old. old.The The CreiRliton News has boon sold to a Mr. Nichols. . Kdltor Howard of the Schuylor Suu Is nlso the owner of nn * ISOIH ) hotel. The Holdregii Progress has begun Its fifth year with lots of friends and u growing sub- scrlpllon list. \VllllsCnldwcll has become nssnclntod with p. M. Amsborry in the publication of the Hrokoii How Republican. Kdltor Warner of the Homer Independent Is now entitled to the lltle of Judge. Ho has been nppolnlod.a Justice of the peace. The now county of Hoyd Is nlrondv In the throo.s of n county seat war. Tlio 'Reserva tion Now.s published nt Mnnkato was moved up lo IJultu City one day last week under rather peculiar circumstances. The building In which the ofllco wns located was owned by n man In Unite City. Ho ordered Iho build ing vacated nnd upon the refusal of the pub lishers to do so ho hitched on to the building and moved It to his own town. Ooorgo P. Marvin , editor of the Beatrice Democrat , succeeded in being elected to the city council last wcelt. Ho wns moro fortu nate than some of his brother editors who , n shod Into politics. Hushnell of the Lincoln Call was snowed uiuliu * , I ) . P. Davis of the Columbus Telegram lacked thrco votes of being elected to the school board , nnd A. L. Hixby oT the Colum bus Sentinel ran sixty-eight votes behind his competitor for the council. .Itit. KltJIlXItN' ItKNUiXATlOX. Now York Tribune : Senator Edmunds' resignation will nwnkonsurprise ami pro found regret , not only In his own state , hut throughout the country. The Vermont sena tor's ' retirement will bo u grave loss to the majority in the senate. His experience In the body extends ever twenty-five years , ami he Is the oldest member in continuous ser vice. His long nnd honorable career , bin ripe Judgment nnd his varied experience will leave n gap that cannot be filled. Mr. Ed munds has always boon n true-hearted republican - publican and a sturdy fighter for his party's principles , but ho will carry into private lifo the respect and esteem of friends and foes alike , Washington Post : Sonntor Edmunds of Vermont has decided to retire from public life. Intimations to this ofTect were current some time since , but were not generally cred ited , partly because they lacked confirmation nnd largely because of the general hope nnd belief that the distinguished senator , except ing for some extraordinary cause , would not surrender a position with which his state delighted - lighted to honor him , nnd which ho had filled for a quarter of a century with such consist ent nnd conspicuous ability. Hence the announcement that his resigna tion Is determined upon , and will I'ccomo nil accomplished fnct on November 1 noxt- will he received with unfeigned regret , not only by his own party , hut by the coun try nt largo , with nil the more regret that considerations of ill health , his own ns well as that of his daughter , should bo the im pelling causes. Unless , therefore , some oc casion arises for convonine nn extra session of coiicrcss , which Is extremely Improbable , thu place hi the senate that has known him so , loug will know him no more. It cannot readily - ily bo filled with n man of the same high qualities of statesmanship and profound par liamentary knowledge. Springfield Republican : Senator Edmunds' ' resignation is an unfortunate turn not only for his party nnd state but , .for the whola country. Wo had hoped that the rumor ol this event promulgated n few weeks ago was without foundation , but It seems that ins health Is so far broken ns to demand retire ment from public lifo for the time being at least , nnd Vermont will bo obliged to choosa another senator before next December. No public man of this generation has dona moro than ho to give to the up per branch of the law-making body that dignity nnd weight in logis- ation which the founders of the government designed that It should exercise. Ilo has been in the highest sense statesman . , not n politician , a man of positive character nnd breadth of view , mid not ono of catchy ex pedients ono who In his present move fits in with Milton's portrait : * * and in his rising scem'd A pillar of state. And the moro so as so few are loft behind In the sonata of his stamp. Vermont will b'l obliged to look very far to find n successor who will give to the s ate tbo power In con gress exorcised through Senator Edmunds , or who will give to the country as able au expaicntof the fundamental law eras useful a public servant. Now York Times : The resignation by Mr. Edmunds of his seat In tho'senate , which was announced lo the governor of Vermont yesterday , will bo n matter of deep regret lo the best citizens of all parties throughout the union. Mr. Edmunds Is by no moans un old man , being but sixty-three. He has boon n member of tlio senate for twenty-live ycaw , and had previously been a member of the Vermont legislature for six years , during which time ho was three years speaker of the assembly and two years president of the senate. This Is n very remarkable record , nearly , if not quite , unprecedented In the length of continuous service. In his long experience Senator Edmunds 1ms become ono of the most eminent as well as ono of the most valuable members of thu senate , nnd ho has amply Instilled the un shaken confidence reposed In him by his stato. If , of late years , it has been our misfortune - fortune to.bo forced to disagree with him on some important mutters , wo hnvo never been compelled to withheld from htm thu moil hearty respect for his motives and admiration for his fidelity to a very high standard of In- tdrrv-l + t * Iti * \ ilttlntfj \ \\Ttt\t tt > * . * . , , . . . . * . ! _ * * . . sons that induced him to retire from the sen ate now the public cnn have no concern , but this slnlo cannot at once replace him and the whole country will suffer hi losing him. FKKl > I.0ll HOKblOH. Oovornmont Contracts for ' Fornjjo Awarded Hnlnrday. Contracts for supplying hay , grain nnd fuel fur the United States arr.iy at several western posts were awarded Saturday In Col onel Hughes' ' olllco as follows : At Fort McKlnnoy James Tobban got the contract for ! i. ' > 0 cords of wood , nt $ T > .50 per cord , 2'W tons of haled hay ut SW per ton , fifty tons of ' hnv in stacu ut $ < UK ) per ton ; 15OM , pounds of bran , at Jl.fiO pur 100. Kobert Foot pot the contract for CM tons of coal at $5.55 per ton ; .r)0 , ( ) < > 0 pounds of oats nt IJ.aa per 100. James II. Pratt got the contract for JSXX ( ) pounds of barley nt W.75 per 1UO , At Fort NIobrnru J. T. Keeloy will furnish in.OOO pounds of corn at S1.-S5 per 100 ; 50,001) ) pounds of oats nt ? l.Si ( per 100 ; ir.,0X ( ) pounds of oats at Sl..ll per 100 ; 50,000 pounds of bran nt 61.KI ! per 100 , Ascl Kyos got the contract forM.ooO pounds of bran nt $ I.M per UK ) . L. L. Davis will supply 113 tons of baled hay nt $ l..50 pur ton. At Fort Russell U. H. Taylor got the con tract lor.Vi.OW pounds of oats nt J'J.OI per ICO. At. Fort .Sidney George H. Sowctt will fur nish 15.0JO . pounds of corn iitJ per 100. Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report Baking" ABSOLUTELY PURE