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The Bee Publishing Company , Prouriclors Tim RWOUN STATKMENT OK OIKOUl.ATION. Btittoof Nclmiska , I. . County of Doiiglnii. fss Clrnrco II , IVscIiucK , secretary of THE Ilr.B ruhllRnlng foinjinny. dots solemnly swear that the netiml circulation of I'm : DAILY HER tor tlin wcoK eiidlui ? April 11 , 3691 , wns as hunday ) April R . ; . 18,210 Monday. April 0 . WWT Tuesday. Ap-117 . SMWM y. Aprils . 23'iVl riiursday , April U . 2 = 1.107 Prldnr. April 10- . ZI.HW Saturday , April II . ZUBt Avcriico . 2:1.7 : 7 REOKOr. II. TZPC1IUOK. Fworn to before mo nnd subscribed In my presence this llth day of April , A. I ) . 1891. N. 1' . Kfiir. Notary I'ubllc. ttntnof Nchrnskn , County of Danglim , ) BS fieorpn It. Tziclitirk , Icing duly sworn , de- j-OM-s nnd says that ho Is secretary of TilKllKK ruMlslilnp company , thnt Die actual average dnilv circulation of 'J m : IUnv Ilii : ! for the month ( if April , IMfl , 20r > C4 copies- for May , WO. If ) , ! cnplrs ; for Juno , 1HK ) , SP.UH copied : for July. IHO , 2n.Cf/- copies ; for Aupust , 18UO , ro.TM copies ; for S-entemlicr. ItDO , 20.S70 copies ; for October. IfOO. SPfKt cop'rs ; for Novoni- hur. Km , S8.1IB copies ; for Ilecemlier , Ih'JO , 2),47t ) copies ; for January , IfOI , 2i > .440 rooles ; for Koliruiiry. 1MII , 25,312 copies ; for March , 18fl1,24X.t ( copies. Gr.oiuiE It. T/HmuCK. Bworn to luforo mo. and sill/scribed / In my ticBuncc , IhlaUdduyof April , A. I ) . . IMil. N. I1. KBIT. Notary I'liblle , I'HISII : > INT IlAKiusoN dosorvoa and will rccuivo ati enthusiastic welcome when ho visits Omaha , May 13. OMAHA needs nothing HO much as parks anil boulevards. The amended slmrtor provides the means for securing them. CAHTr.it IlAKitiSON Bays ho wont into the fipht nt Chicago to smnah rings. Recent events show that Crocior wont Into it to smash the hallot boxes after the election. Tim state papers charge the defeat of the bill to regulate the charges of the Omaha stockyards to lion. William H. E'ax.ton and his corn-cob pipe , with the emphasis on the pipe. LAIIOIIINO men of Omaha have reason to look forward to the season's work with hope. The Improvement of the streets and the construction of buildings plvo every promise for plenty of work and fair wagon. A LAHGK number of applications for positions as inspectors of public work are in the hands of the board of public i works. The board will do the public a valuable service if it will discard all requests based merely upon political qualifications. To Tlin average citizen the Bugcros- tlon that -boulevard shall extend through the valley from Bemis park to Ilanscom park , with small reservations along the route. Is the correct Idea. Lot us have breathing places within easy roach of the homos of our working poo- plo. INTWHKSTLINO with the problem of coutt house enlargement it will bo well for the commissioners to move cau tiously. If the present court house is to bo rebuilt the commissioners should en deavor to remodel the structure without marring Its architectural effect. A fonr- story tower would not look much better on the court house square than on the Richards corner. AMONG the commendable laws enacted by the late legislature Is the act requir ing railway companies tooqulp their box cars with such' automatic couplers or drawbars as shall avoid the necessity of going between the ends of the cars to couple or uncouple thorn. To' railroad men the enforcement of this law moans the saving of many lives and an escape from the constant danger of being ir aimed. THE board of publlo works , acting upon the suggestion made by TUB BKK , proposes to have an ordinance intro duced to compel all property owners within the flro limits , whoso sidewalks nro out of repair , to replace thorn with stone , cement or brick pavements. It Is to bo hoped that the council will promptly pass the ordinance. It will bo the first otop toward abolishing the plank walk nuisance. TUB dinicultlcs between the Stock yards exchange .and the American llvo stocic commission company have boon adjusted and the growers' organization is admitted to the exchange on oven terms with all other members. This ends an acrimonious controversy , to set tle which appeal was made to the courts , in which a case ia now pending. It was also the proximate cause of the effort made to pass a law in the legislature regulating the matter In dispute. ' The fight is still on at Kansas City and Chi cago. _ TUB builders' exchange of this city is earnestly bent upon opening a school In which elementary instruction In the building trades shall bo clvon to youth Booking such training. It will bo a manual training school under the super vision and direction of practical everyday - day workmen. Such schools are in suc cessful operation in Now York , Boston and other eastern cities , and Omaha proposes to keep abreast with the met ropolitan Ideas of other enterprising centers of commerce nnd population. The idea ia commendable nnd is creat ing no little enthusiasm among the members of the exchange from among vrhom the materials for the building , nnd tools will bo obtained gratia. TIIK rnksmHNrs v/srr. The visit of the chief executive of the nation to any of its cities not Immedi ately adjacent to the capital Is a mem orable ovcnt. Our country lt > so wide in area , and Its cities are so numerous that only thoi'oon great trunk transportation lines are likely to bo favored. In 1887 President Cleveland spent a few hours. Ills honor and the citizens Apared no ef fort to feliow to himself and party tholr appreciation of the distinction ho had afforded Omaha. Largo crowds' poo- phi from all the region adjacent were in the city. It was the largest gathering of out of town pcoplo the city had over witnessed. President Harrison has included Omaha In his tour to the coast and re turn and will bo the honored guest of the city May lit. Omaha and Nebraska should tender him an ovation. The dig nity of his olllco alone demands that the occasion bo made memorable. The chief executive of the nation should bo received with the honors boiltting his ox/ilted station. When General Grant and Presldont Cleveland were In Omaha all her citizens regardless of politics , 'breed or nationality , united to show to them that Americans delight to honor America's llrst citizens. President Harrison has especial claims upon Omaha and Nebraska. Ho has on all occasions exhibited his cor dial feeling and good will to this city and state. Ho has not boon ignorant of the growth and importance ) of either , and in recognition of the merits of both has called into prominent positions of honor and trust more Nebraskans than any predecessor. To republicans this has been gratifying , of course , but the stale at largo should not bo unmindful of the honors and favors bestowed upon her citizens.1 It behooves Omaha and the citizens of this state to demonstrate tholr regard for the president and to this end the local authorities and those along the line of the railroad over which ho will travel on his return from the Pacific coast should give practical proofs of western loyalty and hospitality. TllK AllMl' OF PAUl'EltS. In the current number of an eastern review Prof. Richard T. Ely supplies some facts and suggestions regarding pauperism in the United States which are interesting and timely. Trustworthy statistical information Is not to bo ob tained , owing to the fact that many of the statoa do not provide for gathering information on this subject , while the Inst national census Is defective In this particular. The estimated num ber of paupers In the country Is about half a million , which Prof. Ely considers too low , and doubtless the estimate of the secretary of the Now York charity organization society is nearer the truth , that placing at : ! ,000,000 the people in the United States who are supported , wholly or in part by alms. "While this number Is less than 5 per cent of the population , it is still a great army to exist in a country like this , and constitutes an evil or a disease that demands serious atten tion. tion.Prof. Prof. Ely estimates that the loss to the country through this army of pau pers is not far from $100,000,000 annually , and is two-fold the dlro'ct loss in the expenditures from the public purse required for their maintenance , and the Indirect loss through the failure of those pofbons to bo producers and not consumers alono. Prof. Ely bollovos that for the most part pauperism is a remediable ovil. Experiments in Eng land and Germany have shown this to bo the case , and efforts In this country to mitigate the evil have in numerous In stances proved auccossf ul. A plan of sys tematic visitation and * of aiding the unemployed to obtain employment often produces the most satisfactory results. There are some willing to bo self-supporting whoso powers are unde veloped , and such may advantageously receive instruction so as to enable them to take care of themselves , but whore pauperism is the result of a moral do- fcct , as it is in perhaps a majority of cases , it requires severe , though not unkind treatment. The chief causes of pauperism are heredity and environment. Intemper ance is a potent factor , and unwise phi lanthropy contributes Its influence. The remedial requirements suggested by Prof. Ely are : The removal of children from contaminating influences ; stoppage - page of miscellaneous alms-giving ; dis couragement of oary ) and .thoughtless marriages ; and the development of charity organization societies. Ho re gards trades unions as helpful in the contest with pauperism , but considers the chief agency of reform to bo a hearty and helpful co-operation of citizens with public authorities. Pauperism and crime are allies , and there is reason to apprehend that both nro steadily Increasing in this country. While no serious or adequate efforts nro any where making to chock their progress , yet In the opinions of Prof. Ely modern society has sulllciont resources to curq the evil of pauperism If it would but apply them. A PKltl'liKXIKG 1SSUK. At the recent meeting of the Now York conference of Methodist ministers , the question which excited the greatest interest and thormost vigorous discussion was thnt of admitting women delegates to the general conference , or supreme legislative body of the Methodist Enls * copal' church , The Now York confer ence voted against the proposition three to one , and it Is believed this action re flects the general sentiment among the ministry of that church , and probably also of the majority of Mothodlut women. There was sotno very spirited talk on both sides In the conference. The advocatoii of the admission of women insisted thnt the Idea that women could not take part In iho service was ex ploded long ago , and they utterly ro. pudlutod the proposition that if women were admitted to the conferences a total revolution would follow. Ono minister said ho could not agree with fie Idea that the Creator had made the sexes en tirely separate , one for the hearth nnd the other for the Hold. lie had found on looking back to the beginning that God created man , male and female , in Ills own imago. Women to day were taking many of the places which before had been occupied by men only , and ho believed it wns the wish of the Savior that women should have con trol ( n the churches equally with men. On the other hand , it wa.s contended that what was proposed was n violation of nature and n violation of God's laws. Said ono minister opposed to the propo sition : "While woman does the work at homo , man goon forth to secure to woman her clmnco to do her work for the race. Man is the natural protector of woman , Woman Is the loft nrm of the race , nursing it. Man Is the right nrm , protecting the race. In the pro portion that woman Invades the sphere of man , just In that proportion docs she rolled upon us. The place of woman Is homo. There Is no homo without wo man. Woman cannot sit in judgment and bo impartial , because she would bo tolerant to the men and Intolerant to the women. The best power of woman In judicial halls is her wish. " This was an exceptionally strong presentation of opposition views , but tlioactlonof the conference would seem to leave no room for doubt that It mot with pretty general concurrence. The general conference , which will meet In Omaha next year , will decide the question of the admission of women , and in the moantlmo it. will bo acted upon by the local conferences. The vote of the lally has already been given in favor of the proposition , but it is held that this did not indicate nny general demand nmong the women of the church for the Innovation , and besides only a small part of the membership voted. It Is contended that if the women of the church generally desired to sit as delegates In the supreme legis lative body they are a sulllciont power to Iniluoncc the pastors In tholr favor , nnd the fuel that they have not united to do this shows that a largo proportion of them are either opposed to the inno vation or Indifferent. The discussion of this question has boon maintained for years , but never before with quite as much earnestness nnd fervor as now , and until the general conference makes its decision thorj Is not lllcoly to bo any other issue that will command greater attention in the Methodist Episcopal church. The re sult in the general conference will , it is felt , have a far-reaching influence. If unfavorable it will tend to give a great setback to the woman suffrage move ment , while that movement Is expected to receive a vigorous impulse if the re sult is favorable. It would bo unsafe to predict from present indications what the outcome will bo. FlFTi" I'K/l/fS OP .1 GREAT J On last Friday the fiftieth anniversary of the founding of the Now York Trib une was celebrated in a way worthy of the distinguished career of that journal and ot Its eminent posi tion among the influential news papers of the world. A company , com prising men of national renown In litera ture , law and politics , filled the largest opera house on the continent and spoke in praise of the journal which half a century ape was launched by Horace Grcoloy , and which after some vicissitudes became a mighty power1 in the affairs of the government and the people. The president of the United States , the secretary of state , dis tinguished senators and others , who could not bo present , sent expressions of their high esteem for the Tribune nnd of the honor in which they hold the memory of its founder , the peerless ed itor whoso fame grows greater with the advancing years. It was a celebration altogether proper and appropriate , and in all respects worthy and memorable. The origin nnd growth of the Now York Tnlnne ought tohnvo an interest for everybody who would bo well in formed regarding the. instrumentalities and influences that hava been potent during the eventful period since the Tribune was founded. The part played by that journal had much to do with shaping the course of ovonts'in the last half century , nnd making the wonderful history which must always possess a pro found Interest for mankind. It wns the most powerful champion of a policy of protection to home industries. It fought with the .greatest per sistence nnd struck the hardest blows against the slave power. It was n mighty Influence in nlding the govern ment by stimulating popular patriotism when rebellion sought so destroy the union. Yet few institutions that have grown to greatness and power had HO humble a beginning or passed to success through such vicissitudes. . The Tribune grow out of the memor able campaign of 1840 , in which Horace Gruoloy took a very active part and which resulted in the oloctlon to the presidency of William Henry Harrison. During the campaign Mr. Grcoloy had greatly increased his reputation as a journalist by his editorial work on a campaign paper called the Loy Cubin , and on April 3 , 1841 , there appeared In that paper the announcement of the ap pearance on n week from that day of "tho first number of a now morning journal of politics , literature and gen eral Intelligence. " It would "contain the news by the morning's southern mail , which is contained In no other penny paper , " and would bo served to city subscribers nt the low price of ono penny per copy ; mail subscribers , four dollars per annum. As Its name , Tribune , imported , It would labor to ad vance the Interests of the poop'o ' , moral , social and political. As to politics , it promised the now administration "a frank and cordial , but manly and Inde pendent support , judging it always by Its acts , nnd commending those only so far as they shall seem calculated to sub- servo the great end of all government the welfare of the people. " The first number of the paper , which appeared April 10 , 1811 , pub lished the death of Harrison , which oc curred six days before. Tt soon was ar rayed against the administration of the recreant Tyler. It was nlno soon found necessary to raise the price to two cents. The Tribune began with COO subscribers , but Iho edition of the first number was 5,000 , and It Is recorded thnt It was found dllllcult oven to give the paper away. At the end of the first week Mr. Greoloy found that , his expenses had boon nearly six times the amount of his receipts. There was a period of struggle , not alto gether urofltlea ? , for the Tribwx was gaining steadily in public attention , and nftor a time cnYillal came to It , whllo a conspiracy concojfod by another paper to crush it brought popular sympathy. The subscription list and the advertis ing patronage begun to grow rnpldly , and In a few iftwiShs the Income In creased faster tluitK the expenses. That wns a period of extraordinary energy nnd the employment of all sorts of ex pedients in obtaining news , for there were no such facilities as are now at the command of tho-proas , and the Tribune kept pace with Mva older papers , and sometimes led tllom. Before the end of the first year the paper was on n safe basis , but It was not allowed to pursue Its way without efforts on the part of competitors to harrnss Us progress and nn aggressive warfare from these politi cally opposed to It , or whoso malofac- tlons were shown to the world by the vigorous and unsparing pan of Mr. Grco loy. It Is not practicable in nn article of this kind to make oven the briefest reference to the many conflicts hi which the Tribune was engaged whllo Mr. Greoloy was in control ot It , but It very generally came out of them victorious , with ad vantage to its popularity and to the fame of Its great editor. Smno of the most distinguished jour nalists tills country has produced assisted Mr. Grceley In building up the 17'ribunc Henry J. Raymond , Charles A. Dana , George Rlploy , Bayard Taylor , Gcorgo William Curtis , and a number of others of less fame , but of a very high order of ability. After the campaign in which Mr. Greoloy was a Candida to for president , 1872 , ho retired from aclivo connection with the Tribune and the control of the paper passed Into the hands of Mr. Whitolaw Rlcd , now minister to Franco. Under his manage ment the high character of the paper has boon maintained , nnd it has boon made a more valuable property , if not a greater power than before. 'I'lIE EXPOSITION POET. Lord Alfred Tennyson , pool laureate of England , 82 years old , has been in vited to write the opening song for the Columbian exposition. Ho docs not promise to accept the invitation , but the distinction of extending Itluis boon ac corded him. Were Tennyson American or oven republican in his ideas ho coufd bo forgiven for being a Britonr. But ho Is neither. All his long llfo has boon spent under the patronage of royalty. A poorngo was created for him in his old ago in order that ho might stand upon ; Iho same social plane as these with princely blood In tholr veins. Ho has never been the j > oot of the people or democratic In his tastes. No distinguished 'benevolence or phllan- throphy has over marked his character. Ho has been content to live n llfo of case , in enervating luxury , and has scarcely been roused to greatness since 1850 , when ho published the sweet , sad gems of "In Momorlam. " At 40 ho wns greatest. IloJioa never since risen to the sublimity of "Mortc d'Arthur" nnd "Looksloy Haiti" Much of his subse quent effort brie been mediocre , and his latest' ' verse ยง ' wou'lQ'not'rlvo ' ( a week if written over any other name than Ten nyson , There is something Incongruous about inviting n poor ofth.o . realm of Quoou Victoria to write a song for a Columbian exposition. The name Columbian Is a protest of itself. Americans every where regret that the distinction was offered to a for eigner ao Ignorant of the now world , nnd so out of sympathy with its achieve ments. The probabilities of lifo If noth ing else should have deterred the com missioners from considering him as likely to bo able to accept. This expo sition Is a world's fair it is true , and all nations will bo represented , but this Is no excuse for singling out a citizen of Great Britain for this honor. Other nations have poffts many of whom can sot their songs to Saxon metre. The poet of the Columbian exposition should have boon an American. If the tender passages of a ripe old ago were needed properly to voice the growth of a century of activity. John Greonlcaf Whlttior , our .own quaint old Quaker poet , should have boon requested to write the song.Vho could better look back over the last half century of American progress than this delight ful representative of the American school of poets. Then there is James Russell Lowell , whoso verso Is heroic , patriotic , powerful. Ho is an American. Oliver Wendell Holmes is also a rojiro- sontatlvo American poet. Walt Whit man , Joaquln Miller and BretHarto pos sess characteristics more worthy of this distinguished honor than Tennyson , for they are thoroughly nnd originally our own. Edmund Clarence Stodmau has written poems of rare ex cellence. Euerono Field of Chicago , not entirely unknown to fame aa a poet , the author of some most delightful bal lads , would rlso moro pearly to the occa sion than this frail old Englishman. Wo may bo excusable for sending to England for ourupajtorn dudes , because they are indlgondds to .that cllmo , but no ono thinks pf& exhibiting ono of ( | & these us anij , American product. America's world's - fair should bo distinctly " .morlcan so far as the United Statoa is concerned. Wo invite other natUins to show us what they have invent perfected and have for sale , in coinnlorao , sclonco and art , hut wo invlto tholifhlso to see what wo have accompllsh | "md wo might , with as good reason , jproposo that all pre miums and publlgi ona shall bo Gorman ; all addresses. French ; all muslo Italian , nnd nil thontrlcalstSpanlsh , as that Eng land shall write T o hymn which Ameri cans will sing when the exposition be gins.Tho The selection of Tennyson as the poet of the occasion might have been ex pected if No > v York were the seat of the fair , and Ward McAllister were master of ceremonies , but wo had no reason to expect Chicago to toady to Great Britain. improvements In the city should bo made from the center toward the cir cumference. To leave great banks of earth In the heart of the business portion tion of the city Is not only unsightly but very bad economy. The loose earth washes from the banks and un paved streets down upon the asphalt and atone pavement on our principal thorough fares. So long as this slovenly method continues It will bo utterly Impossible to keep Fiirnam , Douglas , Harnoy ntul the cross streets between Fifteenth and Eighteenth streets clean. Cut down the hog-back on Douglas , grade and pnvo the cros streets west of Sixteenth , nnd Omaha will bo Iho cleanest and most at tractive city west of the lakes. The success which has attended the annual meetings of both State nnd Na tional Teachers' associations has led to the proposition of organising educa tional people of the northwestern slates into an association. In furthering the idea n meeting la called nt LakoGonovn , WiH. , for July 1 , 2 , ! t and 4. The now organization is suggested by the teaehura of southeastern Wisconsin who will prepare the programme of oxorclsos and arrange the preliminaries , Issuing bulletins from tlmo to ttmo as progress ia made. The national association has grown Into a somewhat unwieldy body In which the average teachers nro par ticipants only to the extent of composIng - Ing nn audience. The "rank and file" are therefore looking to organizations representing loss extensive areas of territory - ritory with the idea that ultimately the national association shall bo a delegate body to which the smaller organizations shall elect representatives. Lake Gun- ova , being a popular summer resort , whore expenses are comparatively light , has boon hit upon as a good point for the It rat , mooting. THK vacancy that has existed in the bishopric of the Catholic diocqso of Omaha since the death of Bishop O'Con nor in Juno of last year , will bo tilled today by the Installation of Bishop Scan- noil. The now inciimbont of this Im portant o-'closiasticnl olllco comes to Iho larger field of labor and responsibility fully equipped by scholarship and ox- porlonco in ngairs to take up and prose cute the duties which were laid down by his lamented predecessor , and to forward the interests and welfare of his church within thoboundarlosof his jurisdiction. The installation of Bishop Scannoll is an event in which all our citizens have an interest , and upon which not Catholics only but the entire community are to bo congratulated. It gives promise Of en larged activity in the affairs of a denom ination which exerts a very decided in- lluenco upon the moral and social llfo of the pcoplo. PHOPMKTY in the vicinity of the high school pays moro for Us school facilities than any other section of Omaha. This has boon the naked truth for 10 years. School accommodations have boon pro vided for every other section of the city. Only in this contra ! locality has there boon neglect. The worst of it is that so far the present board of education has done nothing looking toward any early relief. People on Capitol hill ought not to bo fot'cod to send tholr children to Cass street school or any other down town building. Very Kind of Them. . , It is announced that a number of Journal ists have consontoi to accompany the presi dent on his western trip. Mtinlflornco I'praoniflcd. Coloiaila Sun. For gallantry at Wounded Knee several privates have nad tholr pay Increased $2 a month. What munificence 1 An Open Argument. Philadelphia Pica. Cheap supar In the last week has turned every grocer's ' shop Into an open argument for the MoKinloy tariff and proteetiou. The Fnrmor's ' Hopes. ir i An0on Pott. Ono by ono the hopes of the farmers fail. Jerry Simpson has yielded to the seductive dross suit aud Governor Tlllman of South Carolina wears kid gloves. Getting Uncle to the Fold. Colorado Sun. The result of the municipal elections in Nebraska Indicates that the voters of that state are already becoming weary of the alli ance and are getting baclc into the republican party. Yes , or Dorr Schooners. PhUadtlvMa fienK. The last ottlolal act of the Nebraska legis lature was to pass a resolution declaring that the state was eager to go to war with Italy. They would sail In "pralrio schooners , " It is to bo supposed. _ A Iliirnliijr Issuo. Atlanta ComtUuttun. Speaking of Ohio politics reminds us that the able legislature of that swto has cen sured the state geologist because of the fail ure of natural cas. Tills will bo another burning Issue In tbo campaign. i Take Notice. Philadelphia Press. ' The American hog" Is now free to enter Germany. It It sincerely to bo hoped that this notice will be read and acted upon by the street car expoetorators , mid that active emigration mil speedily follow. An OliHolotn Tjpo. "I want a boy to raise , " said a western merchant. "Ho must always wash his neck and black tlio heels of his boots. " "I'm sorry , * sir , " replied the asylum superintendent , "but that little boy has'bcon dead over slnco I've been hero. " Couldn't Quarrel. New York ll-rimlcr , "Pleoso give a poor , crippled old soldier a almo , sir. " ' My friend , I'm n member of the National Peace society. " "Hold on , boss , that's ' all right. I was court-martialed ttiroo times for deserting and I broke my ann running away i > t Gettys burg. " Too Boon. A Cincinnati man woke up his wife In the night to tell her that ho had ] ust 'Irenmod that his store was oa flro. Sura enough , la a few minutes a mcssago came lolling him that his store was on flro. Ho full ao proud over his drcum that ho bragged about it all over town , nnd the Insurance companies have , therefore , refused to pay the Insurance. H ! ort on Ilcllnhlo Uliymra. There h one hero that pootrv noglosts , and ho Isthoman who Sows Information broadcast tnrouehtho world ; who sits up at night after the last cockroach has retired ; who gets blisters on his 1 nil ox finger holding a nen and permanently deforms his hand by the use of the scissor * : in short , the editor. And bis obscure position In song U susceptible of ready explanation. About tbo only reliable rhyuiu for "editor" Is "creditor , " and there are topics In which poets feel dollcato about vuuturlng any random shots. TROUBLE DROVE HER INSANE , The Sad OondiUon of the Wife of Attorney Zlnk , SHIPMENTS OF RELIEF GOODS ORDERED , Butt Acnltiflt rx Utioknt Rliop Hold Up nnd Hobbctl Moetlnn of Horses - s men Other Capital City Nows. LIXCOI.N , Nob. , April 11. [ Special to Tim llEC.J The police were called last ovonini ; to Twentieth and H streets tdlako char o of ft woman who had boon acting very queorly. The womau proved to bo MM. Howard \V' ( 2lnk , whoso husband is now In ] all on ffio charge of embezzling money belonging to a client , lie being a lawyer nnd collecting agent , /.ink had borne a good reputation previous to this charge being brought against him , ana the disgrace consequent upon Ills arrest and Imprisonment so weighed upon her mind that .sho liecamu lit , and n mi no had to bo provided for hor. Last night she became wildly limne and drove the nurse out of the liouso at the point of a revolver. An attempt was made to nulot her by neigh bors , but she ilrcd riff Ua weapon and scared them away. The revolver was dually taken awav from her and a special pollcfiuan placed on guard to deter her from doing herself f bodily harm , The sherIff - Iff was notified tins morning , and the woman will probably l > o brought before the Insanity board this afternoon. She Is about thirty years of ago. When the police arrived last night Mrs , Kink had all the doors locked , and it was not until Captain Miller's arrival that entrance was secured. Ho broke down tlio door , and whoa ho entered found MM..Ink on the floor behind the bed. She had thrown the toilet articles In her room out the window , and some- small articles of furniture shared the ? nmo fate. Her hand \vai covered with blood , the result of coming hi contact with n window. On Sunday last Mrs. Zlnk became a mother , and her paroxysms undoubtedly had their origin from that cause , comblnen with the ono ubovo noted. She will not be taken before the Insanity board , as her physicians bellovo she will bo all right In a few days. When Deputy Sheriff McFarland visited the house this morning , Mrs..Ink was lying on a cot , where .sho had to bo held down. She was continually crying , "Murder ! Mur der. " IIKMIU * oiinnnnu. The following shipments of relief poods have Just been ordered by the titato relief commission : frontier County , Curtis Three tons of Hour , three tons of corn meal , 1,000 pounds of meat , cightnen bushels of beans and three barrels each of rlco , hominy and oatmeal. Sherman County , Lltehllold Two tons each of flour nnd corn meal , 500 pounds meat , twelve bushels beans and two barrels each of rice , hominy and o.itmcM. Sherman County , Hiunnl The same. Sheridan CountVi Hushvillo i-'lvo hundred pounds meat , twelve bushels beans and t\\'o barrels oaih ; of rice , hominy and oatmeal. Logan County , Gaudy Two tons each of flour and corn meal. 1,000 pounds of moat , eighteen bushels ot beans and three barrels each of rice , hominy and oatmeal. McPherson County , MoPherson Two tons each of Hour aud corn meal , 500 pounds ot meat , twelve bushels beans and two barrels each of rice , homlnv and oatmeal. Cherry County , Valentino Ono ton oacn of flour ana corn meal , 500 pounds moat , twelve bushels beans anil two barrels each of rice , hominy and oat meal. Lincoln County , North Platte Four tons flour , 1,000 pounds moat , eighteen bushels beans and three barrels each of dee , hominy iny and oat meal. Furnas County , Oxford Ono ton each of flour and corn meal , 500 pounds meat , six bushels beans and ono barrel each of rice , hominy and oat meal. Fin-nos Countv , Beaver City Two tons each of Hour and corn meal , 1.000 pounds meat , twelve bushels benns and ono barrel each of rioo , homlnv and oat meal. Furnas County , Nolsonvlllo Ono ton each of Hour and corn meal , 500 pounds meat , six bushels beaus and ono barrel oath of rice , hominy and oat meal. Furnas County , Cambridge Samo. Thomas County , Theodore Two tons each of Hour and corn meal , 500 pounds meat , twelve bushels beans and two barrels each of rlco , hominy and oat meal. Chase County , A'enango Same. Lincoln County , Brady Island Samo. Logan County , Dunning Ono ton each of flour and corn meal , 500 pounds moat , six bushels beans and ono oarrel each of rice , hominy and oat meal. The shipment comprised twcnty-nino tons of flour , twenty-tivo tons of corn meal , 10,000 pounds meat , 180 barrels of beans , and thirty barrels each of rlco , hominy ami oat meal. The appropriation of the $100,000 4 per cent bonds Issued for the purchase of relief seed was completed yesterday and turned over to the rel'of ' commissioner , upon whom the duty of their sale devolves. HOUSEMEN 51K 1ST. The executive committee of the Trotting Horse Breeders' association of Nebraska mot in the parlors ot the Windsor hotel yes terday afternoon. The following were present : D. T.'Mount , Omaha , president ; Morris J. Jones , David City , secretary ; B. D. Gould , Fullerton , treasurer ; w. P. MO- Ureary , Hastings ; Henry Frv , YorK. H. S. Uocd/Llncolii / ; M. L. Hayward , Nebraska City ; J. O. JCcstorson , Falrbury ; George C. Smith , NcUon. Thorq wers also present several who were not members of the com mittee. A committee , consisting of M. J. Jones , 1C , D. Gould nnd George C. Smith , was appointed to suttlo with the treasurer and secretary. Bids were opened from various towns ask ing for the state breeders' meeting to bo beld In 1801. Falrbury offered $1,810 , providing $ ilO bo spent In advertising. David City of fered to guarantee the gate receipts to bo not less than $ . ' ,500 lor the meeting. . On a ballot D.ivtd City received llvo votes and Falrbury four votes. The third week in October was flxod upon as the tlmo for holding the state meoUnn The llltu was selected as the opening day. A vote of thanks was tendered the pcoplo of Falrbury for tholr very liberal offering for the incbtlng. M. J. Jones , E. D. Gould nnd H. S. Ucod were appointed a committee to advertise the meeting to an extent of not moro than $1)00. ) The secretary presented the names of aovcaty applicants for admission as members of the association and upon motion they were admitted. After attending to the many minor details the meeting adjourned to convene again at the Windsor hotel , Lincoln , May 1 , IV.H. COXflltKSSM IX M'KKiniUN'S OA E. The case in which D.m C. Dvvyor Is plaintiff and Congressman McKolghan Is defendant - fondant was taken to the supreme court on error. Mclvolghan is charged with cm- hezzllng g.'ST.liO belonging to Dan C. Dwyer. The case was commenced In the Webster county court and McIColghan failed toappcar to answer the charges brought ngalnst him. Judgment was therefore found ngalnst him. The history of the case Is as follows. Dwyer was mentally Inwipltatcd for business and his guardian" , H. W Parks , turned over * .W7 IK ) belonging to Dwyer to George O. Yelsof , the county Judge. Velsor In turn de livered the money to McKuighati , his suc cessor , wiut receipted for the same and a cony of the same is on Ilia The plaintiff has demanded that Mc IColghan par over the moneys entrusted to him , but he ha * failed to do so. Suit was brought and Judgment obtained by default , MoICulghau's bondsmen demurred. The do- umrrcr was sustained and Uwycr took the casu to the supreme court. In the lower tribunal the court held that oven though McKolghan embezzled the money , as to all npprarunco ho had , still hU bondsmen were not responsible. M7IT AGAINST A IH'CKKT BIIOI * . George G. Beams filed suit In county court this morning against Ncal Brothers commis sion men nnd brokers of this city , claiming that the sum of M'J'.l.bT ' is duo him on some deals ho had with defendants. Beams had bean playing the market , using the puts and calls system , and on February 4 ho purchased 5UX ) bushels of corn from defendants at Kljif cents per bushel. Tlin corn was bought on what U Known a ? May ontlon. HeaiiH held onto his corn until March UM , when ho In. Htiuctod the defendants to close out the acal 'or him , corn boluir then uuotod at G7 > { cents per bushel , or $17(5 ( clear monor. but not re ceiving the sntiin ho linnirs null , Ho alsu clnlms that Micro is duo htm n ft Imlnnco on puts nntl calls between February I and 11 the sum of f.M.S' . nr.Ti'iiv. \VlIllam K'olch , the father of tho. litllo follow - low loft with Mrs. I.nlrd. IMW O Mrcol , for afo keeping , has rotuincd to the city from > . Beatrice and Is astonished with the stories sot nllout by the woman , Mrs , Laird made the police bellovo thnt the father had da * sorted his offspring and she got rid of the child thereby. Air. Kclolt says that ho wrnt to Beatrice In .search of employment anil na turally feels Indignant toward Mrs. Laird for the way she treated the child entrusted to her enro and the stories she tolil to tlio po lice. IIKMI ur AND noniiKD , As Mr. H. C. Manloy , the candy man mid fruiterer , was on his way to his homo tit Moventh and I ) utrocta , about 11 o'clock last night , ho was suddenly confronted when ha- iruched 15 street by two fellows , ono of whom pulled n revolver on him and de manded that ho hand vcr hU valuable * . Mr. Mauley wns unarmed nnd niter ono look at the big-mouthed gun handed over n small amount of cash ho had In his r-ossosslon alouj ; with some papers. Ho can glvo but llttlo description of the follows. 0111)9 AND KNDS. Ocorgo M. Clark , living six miles north of the city , was badly lacerated the other day liy his borso running away nmUhrowlnR htm Into a barb wire tonco. His right log from the knee to the foot was laid open to the bone. He Is recovering. . , 1OV11 { - N. MclCalc , formerly pastor of ttio bt. Paul Muthodlst Hplscopal church , has been SL'cured'to lecture nt Uraco Methodstl Kplsraiinl church on Monday evening next on "Confodorato Prison LlfeV' Mr. MeKnlg had a varied nnd eventful oxporlonco during tlio war , having boon In both Amlersonvlllo and Llbby prisons. 1'scaplng ha wnlkoil ' . ' 0' ' ) miles tlirougb hostile territory , nnd his ad ventures were both thrilling nnd interest- Inp. Inp.Thomas Thomas Brown was arraigned before Judgj Houston this morning on the clmrco of steal- I in ? ten shirts from the factory nt Tenth nnd O struct * . Ho acknowledged iho soft Im peachment , nnd wns sent to the county Jail for thirty nays. The IS'.lt ' edition of the compiled statutes , of the state of Nebraska , to bo published by Hlland It. Wheeler , surviving pnrtnor of the late Hon. Guy A. Brown , will bo ready for delivery about the middle of May. The jury In the case nf Minnie Parr vs tbo Burlnii'ton roan returned a verdict yester day afternoon , finding for plaintiff In the sum of % im ( , one-half of what she asked. The case will bo appealed. Judge Tibbetts was busily engaged UiU morning In hearing- motions , nmong which were for new trials In the cases of Dunham vs Buell nnd Si/or vs Leavltt. No derisions of nny Importance were rendered. Judge Hall was working on the equity docket , knocking out some foreclosures nnd limit gages. Tlio Jury in the ease of Lodwttli vs Hubbell ctal. for forcible entry and detainer of the two upper floors of the Ledwlth bloclr , re turned n verdict flndlng thnt plaintiff wns entitled - titled to Immediate possession of the premi ses and fixing his damage nt Sllsti.SS. ( In the case of Mrs. Lord nealnst Saloon keepers Sothmnnn nnd Noonnii for $ "J,000 damages for soiling liquor to her husband In such quantities that ho became Inebriated and broke bis lop. the defendants nskod that It bo dismissed. The court refused to do so , but ordered plaintiff In twenty dnvs to make the sureties of Noonnn party defendants or tbrv action would ho dismissed. Kxtradltlon papers were Issued today to W. C. Morgan of Multnonmh county , Oregon , to enable him to tnko into custody Adam Gushing and Etlga Gushing , who nro wanted in Oregon for receiving stolen property. On next Monday nnd Tuesday the Chicago team will cross bats with the Lincoln nine. Otto Olasor , who was seriously hurt in n runaway three days ago , Is still in a critical condition , but his physicians have hopes of his recovery. Dr. Bumstcad Is now tbo duly authorized subscription ngent-of Tin : Bun in Lincoln , nnd nobody In the pity has any right to re ceive subscriptions without bis permission. On next Monday the work of paving J street from Fifth to Eleventh street will bo commenced , and all otbor work in that dis trict , No , 7 , will bo pushed to romplpllon. This region is ono of the oldest portions of the city , nnd tlio citizens who have been waiting for nearly twenty years for tills Im provement nro now rejoining. t'ttiS8 Kearney Hub : Taken all In nil the legisla ture hns done very well , and Is to bo congrat ulated that it has done uo worse. Hastings Nebraskan : The Omaha World- Herald Is in the tureen. Tin : OMUIA UKIC called the turn on the maximum rate bill. Custor Leader : The World-Herald Is mak ing itself out ns n great friend of the people by Its hue and cry over the Newborry bill. The people of this state are not to bo de ceived by such smoke as It Is raising , and all Its frothing will have no effect. Friend Telegraph : Designing politicians often work upon ttio farmer to further their own political ends and It occurs to us that there was morfi of this In the Nowborry hill vetoed by Governor Boyd than of nny desire - sire to further the interests of the great agri cultural class of the state , Nebraska City Press : Eiltor Hitchcock Is now devoting his antlro ability to roasts on Governor Boyd , the man ho so earnestly sup ported during the late campaign. And Edi tor Uosowater is sitting In his walnut fur- nlturcd oflluo smiling because Boyd vetoed the Nowberry bill , Uosowater seldom goes out gunning but that ho returns with game. Falls City Journal ; The legislature n'l- joumcd slno dlo Sunday morning about : ! o'clock. What it left undone is fully equal to what It did. Its ttmo was taken up In par tisan rows , the bitterest of bitter parllamen- tary Heats and unending attempts at making political capital by the passage of ridiculous bills , many of them of almost crlmincl parti san character. It disgraced the state. Us demise Is thankfully welcomed , Sownrd Hoportor : Uovornor B oyd , In re fusing to sign the bill , showed that" lie bus plenty of ucrvo , at least. Uo had been poll- tlonod byUhousands of pcoplo , and the lead ing newspapers of his 'party had very strongly urged him to sign the tncasuro. In spile of the tremendous pressure brought to boar on him , ho did what he thought was best ; and his courage ] Is to bo commended. The Hoporter does not feel like condemning him as many have done. Wo believe that the bill was not n good thing , and that Its ef fect upon the business of the state would not have bcou such as Its f miners intended ; con- oqucntly the state Is bitter off without It. But wo think It might havu been better had Iho governor signed the bill , to satisfy the popu lar clamor. Wo are confldcntthul the opera tions of the law \vould very soon have con vinced the T > oopo ! of its defects , end they would have been as anxious for Its repeal us they had been for its enactment. There nro many now who will never bo satislled , and tlio only way to convince them would have been by a practical trial of the law. How ever that may be , the deed Is done , nnd the results nro yet to bo scon. Possibly it special session , and the passage of a ratu bill alTur.t- ing , grain , coal , lumber , etc. , will bo satisfac tory. Such n move vnll not 'reinstate Hoyd In the good graces of hU party , nor raise up the party from the low estate to which It has fallen , but It may bencllt the business Inter ests of the state , which Is moro Important , Flavoring Extracts. NATURAL FRUIT FLAVORS. * Vanilla , - Of porfoot pudty. Lemort - Of great otroneth. Orange -J Almond - Economy in tlioir uoo. Rose 010.7 ] Flavor aa dollcatoly and clollolously aa tbo fresh fruit.