THE OMAHA DALLY B13E : FBI DAY , APRIL 10 , THE DAILY BEE rUKLISIIKD EVKUY MOHNINO. Trims oi' puiiyoiui'T ros. Dully IlrMwIlhiiiit t > uinhiyOiio ) Your. . .1 8 00 Dally niirtfumlay , Uno Your . IJpO nix montlx . "I10 Three mwilli * . 2M Kiindny llee , Ono Vonr . fjg Week 1 y llir , One You r. . . . . . . > W OVVlC'KSi Omnhn , Tlin lire HiilldliiK. fr'otitli oiniihh. I'orncr N nncl 5CIU Ptrrcts. Council HIiilT * , n 1'eiul Street. Clitcnsn llllreil7 : Cluinlinr of Cotntiirrco. Niw York , Itooihil.XH nnd lfiTrIbiiiiollulldlnR n , A1I ! I'oiitlrcntli moot , All rnnimiinloatlons relating to HOWS nt ! rdlturlnl iniittur Hlmultl bo udilicMcd totlio hdllorlnl Departiniiiil. and NMiilttnncrft should tnTlin llro Publishing Company. Omhliti. DrafK checks and postolllro orders in tip nmdo payable tothu oidur of tlio com pany. Tlic Bcc Fuelling Coinpaiiy , Pnrielnrs TIIK 1IKK ItUII.DINO. ST ATKM KNT OK OIItaUI.ATION. . BUto of Nelmmku , l , _ County of Douglas. 1 Orortro ll , T/schucK , secretary of Tur. HER riilillnlilnR rotnpuny , 'Iocs Milctnnly swear Iliul thniu-tiinlclrrtiliitlon nf Tun DAH.vJlEK for the wuuK ending April < . IfcOl , wns ns Hiiidiiyi March S9 Voml.-.y. March : w Tuwulnv. March III TVtdtiMdnv. April 1 . 2W Tliursdny. AnrllS . SW * 1'rldiiy. April II . -'U' " Saturday. April I . 'MRt Average . a.77O : onouoB n. T/.WJIIUOK. Fworn to bpfnro niu nuel subsnlloil In my Itrscnco tills 4tli day of April. A.I > . (1M I. Notary 1'ubllc. Unto of Nelirmkn. l- f'onnt.v of Pniiclsm. | " George It. Trichnck , lclnjrduly : iwnrn , ne- tosrH nnrt mys thnt lie IK secretary of Tn KllKi : I'lilillslilnp company , tlmi. tlm iictnnl nvoraKc ilnily clrviihitlnn of Tnr. IUH.Y HKI : forlho innnlli ( if April. WO , airiC4 copies : for May , ] 0. 2nl 0 roplr.ii for .Time. 1MD. 20,101 copies ; for July. UOO , SO.CH3 topics ; for AuiriiKt. ISIKI. SO'M ) copies ! for Pcptcmlicr , It90 , 20.S70 copies ; for October. 1H)0. ) 0,1(2 ( ropes ! ; for Novem- lior. IfRi. SSJM ) copies ; for December , 1 W , S',471 ' riplf i : for .Iiiiiuary , IfDI. SW4G mules ; for Fel/runry / , 1MI , 2."i,3i2 copies ; for Mnrcli , JMU. 24x.copies. ( . OKOIKIF. II. T/.PCIIUCK. Sworn to before HIP. and nuliHcrllicd In my firscnce. tlilsM clny of April , A. D./IBlH. N , I' . Knit. Notary 1'ubllc. MII.MOXAIUKS cnnnot avoid processes of tlio law , ns Andrew Carnojjlo dls- uovorcd when ho fulled to answer a sub- jjonn ) ( to appear ns n witness in Pennsyl vania tlio other Any. Till ! Bohrlng sea proclamation is is- BUDd upon tlio usual Icrms : Poachers must hoop out or talco the consequences. Tim eoala should take for the deep sea und Keep utulor water. SOMK idea of the oxlont nml Importance - tanco of tlio Chicago stockyards may bo obtained from the statement that 150,000 people tire said to ho diroutlyand Indirectly - roctly supported by thorn. OMAHA is steadily stopping lo second place as a hog packing center. She is only 10,000 behind Kansas City thus far this season. Last year at this time Kansas City stood 00,000 , ahead of Omaha. I ! Is something absurdly out of plnco in the projected construction of a huge brick man of war as 11 part of the naval exhibit at the world's fair , with the great Inko , on which all the navies of the world could bo floated , in plain eight of such a dummy. The scheme should and doubtless will bo abandoned. L RUQEU'S transfer from the department of Dakota to the depart ment of the Pacific to succeed General Gibbon , retired , removes to the coast cno of the ablest and most popular offi cers of the army. The retirement of General Gibbon takes out of the nctivo eorvlco an ofilcor of exceptionally good record , Tim dispatches describe Plenty Ilorsos , the Indian murderer of LloutonantCasoy , as a fjrmluato of Carlisle school , Carlisle Bchool IB only cloven years old , and grad uated its first class a year ago. Tills In dian was not in the class. Ho was a punll at Carlisle for a period , however , nnd learned to talk , road and wrlto English. C. P. HtMmNGTON 1ms bocn ro-olcctod president of the Southern Pacific com pany , which calls to mind the very cur rent belief among well Informed persons that the much discussed disagreement between him nnd Senator Stanford was largely bogua. The two magnates hob nobbed together at Washington during the winter with as much intimacy as old time friends. MAYOR CitKaiuu dies hard. Ho is now manipulating the returns with the liopo of retaining the reins of govern ment in Chicago. Carter Harrison died easy. Ho announces his retirement from politics. It is too corrupt for Car- tor. Meanwhile the honest citizens of M the city bollovo they have fairly elect oil H Jlompstoad Washburno : To bo mayor of Chicago during the world's fair is a distinction worth fighting for , hence the fighting. IT 18 sometimes embarrassing to bo a cousin of an absolute monarch. One 01 Hussions grand dukes permitted hlmsol to fall In love with a countess and pro posed to bo her husband without asking his royal relative. As a coiiHoquonco lis | nnmo drops oil the pay roll of the Russian army and ho Is deprived 6f his rank ns colonel of several regiments named in his honor. It may bo said to the credit of the disobedient youth , how ever , that ho proposes to have Ills owt way about It , title or no title , pay or no pay , and will stnnd by the engagement Tun example of the United States lias found its latest emulation in Australia where the commonwealth just croatoi IB founded upon a political system derived mainly from our constitution Recently that instrument 1ms boon sub joetod to some criticism abroad , and i low statesmen and journalists have expressed the opinion thatlt is not with out defects , but unquestionably it stU remains , in the estimate of the most in tclllgont judgment of the world , th pi-cutout ploco of work of its kind eve produced by man. At any rate It is the fountain to which all people seeking /rofl jfovormnont go to llnd the prlnol j < lw nooowry to the establishment o fwiMf ftn Institutions , und lit all proba f'fllUU will ronmln so until popula il crfer/whoro prevails. TIIKwtttairAti B/.ROT/O.VS Not a great deal of Information Is to bo obtained from n study of the munici pal elections of the present week upon which lo predict a safe judgment re garding the relative strength of parties in the states whore such elections wore hold. Very gonornlly local Issues nloiio were Influential in determining the re sults , and It is worthy of remark as a promising sign of the tlinos , that thcso municipal canvnsso.s are coming to bo more and more divorced from na tional politics. Votora very gonornlly are giving more attention to the problem f reform in municipal government , by hleh they may secure wise , honest and fllciont administration of these affairs liat most nearly concern their interests nd welfare. The cltios are the centers f all the powers of civilization , and it s therefore of the very highest Impor- , anco tliat | they should have thobestgov- rnmont attainable. The great political ttostions have no nlaco in the govoni- icntof any city. The discussion of na- lonal Issues has no place In busl- css olllccs and stores , and should invo none in the ofllcos of city. The Idea Is gaining ground that ho administration of municipal nfTalrs s altogether a practical matter to bo ommltlud to the hands of practical men f established character nnd ability , athor than to those who sock It simply s politicians and partisans. Tills sonti- lent was widely prevalent among the itlcs and towns whore elections have ust , been hold. And it is very gratify- njr to find that in a number of largo Hies , as Philadelphia , Chicago , Cn- ! Innatiand Cleveland it was largely suc- OHSflll. So far as the results indicate the rola- Ivo strength of parties , there is on the vholo somewhat more in them for ro- ) ublic.in than for democratic encourago- > ont. In most Important cases whore , hero was a straight fight between the .wo . parties the republicans were suc- ossful and the gains largely on their ido. This waa conspicuously the case a the larger Ohio cities , and there is igniflcanco in this from the fact that Ohio elects state olllcors this year and ho result will have an important bearing1 on the presidential contest of next year. With the political machinery of the argo cltios in republican control the outlook for the success of that party in ho state election of next fall becomes nuch irHoro-hopoful. Michigan is shown o bo close , but in view of the fact that the democrats last year elected their candidate for crovornor by a largo plural- ty the republican success this year fives very satisfactory assurance that ho state will bo safely republican in the presidential election. The general re- lublican successes in the cltios and .owns of Kansas show that the mrty has not lost its vitality n that stato. In most of the town elec tions of Nebraska license or no license was tlio issue , so that the results indi cate little as to the relative strength of the parties. The most Important state elections of this year are those of Now York , Massa chusetts , Ohio and Iowa : The outlook for the republicans in Now York is re- 'nrdcd as very promising , the local elec- Llons in the interior of the state last month having revealed some surprising changes , and there are indications that the democracy is not so well organized as usual. In Massachusetts the republicans licans are getting ready to prosecute a vigorous campaign and are hopeful of recovering control of the stato. It feooms : o bo a foregone conclusion that Major McKlnlcy will bo the republican candi date for governor in Ohio , and ho will jirobably bo opposed by tho. present gov ernor , Campbell. This will mean ono of Lho most stirring campaigns that state lias ever known , and the present indica Lions are most favorable to the ropub- .leans , who have always carried the state In the year preceding the presi dential election. The situation in Iowa is complicated , and until republican policy regarding the prohibition ques tion is defined , predictions as to the re sult in that state will have little value. ILiltVKST KXCUltSIOKS. Local boards of trade in several Ne braska cities are working upon plans to attract now settlers to their surrounding agricultural districts. They have en countered an obstacle in the shape ol the refusal of the railroads to run the usual harvest excursions. This is n matter which requires the immediate attention of every enterprising ing community in the stato. Without the harvest excursions it will bo very discoumglng to attempt to attract largo bodies of prospectors and homeSfookors. Petitions now in circulation , and being numerously signed , call upoi the Trans-Missouri railroad associa tion to revive the harvest ex cursions in the interest of the whole state , and to fix their dates in the middle of May , June , August and Sop tombor. Thcso petitions , which omli tinted from the real estate exchange o Kearney , have been sent to all boards ol trade in the slate nnd are being for warded , when signed , to James II Smith , chairman of the traffic ussocia tion , at Kansas City. The petitions state , and very truth fully , that "if these excursions should bo discontinued while the present false and malicious stories regarding Kansas and Nebraska are In circulation , it would give credence to the stories nnd work great Injury to the above states. " There is mucl force in this argument , and It should an neal to the public and load it to brinj , strong pressure to bear upon the rail roads to reconsider their decision. A surprising amount of misinforma tion prevails concerning Nebraska. Many eastern people believe the state is annually devastated by drouths and cyclones. They think the legislature has enacted laws to drive out capital and repudiate debts. The state- has boon recently advertised as a most excellent place lo keep out of. Now , when outer- prising citizens are seeking to attract settlers and establish the falsity ol those stories they tire mot by the announce- meat that there will bo no harvest ex cursions this year. Public sentiment should Immediately proceed to enlighten the railroad man agers as to what the people wont , nnd thun everybody should unite to make this year's excursions more popular than ever before. Everything indicates that Nebraska will bo ready to receive com- iany in tlio summer and fall of 1891. THK I'ttESTDHXrS jr.lHA7.V0. President Harrison has issued his Johrlng sea proclamation stating the acts of congress under which the United States claim to control thoao waters , nnd warning all persons not having atl- hority against catching seal there , mdor penalty of sol/uro and punish- ncnt according to law. Tlio sealing poson will soon begin , and it is under- teed that the number of poachers Is Ikoly to be larger than usual. An Ottawa Itspatch of some ton days ago tatod thnt the fisheries do- mrtmcnt of the Dominion gov ernment had been advised that the Canadian sealing Hoot in Uohrhig sea vill bo larger this year than dut ing ormor seasons. It was stated that throe low schooners for this Hoot are nearing completion at Vancouver , and that six ossols had boon purchased for the ser vice In Nova Scotia. The Dominion government has carefully refrained from sailing any instructions to the Canadian Bcalors for their guidance in liohrlng sea , and it Is'statcd that the impression irovnils in Canadian oJllclal circles hat tho'protcctlvo service of the Ameri can cruisers will not result in any sol/- ires. The feeling is doubtless voiced by a Vancouver paper , which says that the Jutted Slates , being without nn ade quate licet , will bo unable lo enforce its claims. There has been no intimation from Washington of any unusual propara- , ions to guard agaiust seal poaching in 3ohring sea during the coining season , nit it is to bo presumed the government will exorcise at lor.st the usual care and vigilance in this mailer , and that .n the event of an invasion of the waters over which it has claimed control and the capture of seal therein , those guilty of the act will as far as practicable bo lunislicd. It Is possible that there are .wo good reasons why the government tins not been more active In making pro vision . for preventing poaching , ono being the fact that the case of the sealer soi'/cd and condemned several years ago Is to receive the attention of the supreme court , and the other a possible arrange ment with the British government for exorcising a common protection ever Ihosonl as a precaution against their ex termination. In view of the disposition manifested by Lord Salisbury in his lost communication , it would scorn that ho would not bo unwilling to make some arrangement of this sort , pending nego tiations looking to arbitration , if ho could do so without prejudicing his caso. The British government , however , will bo largely controlled by the Canadian government , and Iho indications are that the latter is not well dis posed toward anything that would bo in the least degree a concession to the United Stales. It apparently would rather countenance poaching by its people , however dostruclivo , and take all the risks which such a policy in volves. The attitude of the Canadian government is as distinctly now , as in the past , unfriendly. The authorities at Washington can bo depended upon to continue to deal with this issue wisely and conservatively , but should it bo forced to adopt radical measures in order to protect the inter ests of the United States in Bohring sea and to preserve from ruin a profitable industry , there can bo no question that it would be sustained by the country lo whatever extent necessary. There maybe bo some intorcsling developments in this matter in the near fuluro. XOT THIS YKAIt. The amended city charier authorizes Iho increase of Iho levy to pay rental on fire hydrants from four to four and one- half mills. The levy having boon made for the present year at the old rate and part of the taxes having already boon paid , there can bo no increase in the amount available for llro hydrants this year , President Lowry and some ether mem bers of the council to Iho contrary not withstanding. There are now 1,103 hydrants in tlio city. The first 2 , > 0 cost $84 per annum. The city waterworks company receives $10 for placing each now hydrant above the original number and $00 an nual rental after it is located. The city last year paid lethe the water company about S75,000 , which is 5 per cent on $1.500,000 , ex clusive of the income from private con sumers. While there will bo no inonoj- for addilional hydrants this year , the sec tions of the city needing protection can nevertheless bo provided for by a redis tribution o ! hydrants. There are scores of those , if not hundreds , situated at long distances from the nearest build ings , and there are locations whore they are thicker than ward bummers at a primary election. The city should simply have those superfluous hydrants transplanted whore they can bo of service. When these hydrants are redislribulod under direc tion of the fire and police commission wo can ascertain how many more hydrants wo must have for fire protec tion and whore they are most needed. FUXDS FOtlI'UHmO It'ORlf. Under the amended charter Iho bonded indebtedness of the city may bo in creased from 10 per cent to 12 } per cent of the assessed valuation. This will per mit an issue of $500,000 in bonds for grading , curbing , guttering , paving , city hall and park purposes. Already a part of this sum is tied up in the union depot litigation , but fully $350,000 can bo raised upon the present valuation ex clusive of the union depot bonds. Not to exceed $200,000 can .bo issued in anyone ono year. The property benefited pays some thing like five times as much ns the city for street improvements , After deduct ing the amount which will probably bo required for other purposes there will bo abiiUiciont sum available to secure an expenditure all told of something near $750,000 in public work this year aside from the parks and city hall. Proba bly the park expenditures can wait until the levy for next year is made and bo covered by a special tax for the purpose as contemplated by the charter. This would increase the ex penditures and1 ° Jmako not loss than 81,000,000 avnllaTJo ) ) from pubiio nnd pri vate sources. Thii is sulllclniit to greatly stimulate the jjfHnvth and commerce of the city If judiciously expended. Will it bo judiciously expended in the business contoW'and tm the principal thoroughfares , ' , ' , ] * will our real estate speculators and residents of the suburbs in the council ifoV > to the city revenues to the opening of Blreots , building of sewers and paving of cowpalhs on Iho frontier ? This is the polijt bf greatest concern to the public. A' council which neglects the business slrocls for Iho j > urposo of making improvements to enhance the price of suburban acre properly must give the people some assurance that the money will bo appropriated whore it is needed before another dollar of bonds is voted. Tine Diu has very lltllo confidence in the present city government. It lacks much in business nbilitv , candor and honesty. The several doparlmonls are continually working at cross purposes and paying oil personal grudges. Never theless this public work should bo under taken and even In the hands of the pres ent misfits wh6 misgovern the clly , pub lic Hontlmcnt , the newspapers , the city attorney , the city comptroller and prop erty owners can probably compel a proper expenditure. The council should proceed at the earliest moment to draft nn ordinance for a bond election , specifying distinctly what use will bo made of moneys ob tained. Tin : BEE will undertake to keep citizens informed upon the pur poses of all largo expenditures and nd- vlso thorn if any wasteful , corrupt or improper schemes are attempted. FIFTY years ago today Horace Grooloy founded the Now York jfVibioic , nnd the somi-conlcnninl of that journal is to bo appropriately celobralod. A number of prominent men will participate in the celebration and deliver addresses , among thorn Secretary Elaine , Charles A. Dana , long associated with Mr. Grooloy , and George William Curtis , at ono time an editorial writer on the Tribune. This great paper , which has exorcised in ils time greater influence upon the public opinion of the United Slates lhaii any ether in the period of Us oxlsleiico , grow out of the Harrison : nnipnlgn of 1810 , in which Horace jreeloy distinguished himself in the of- cclivo discussion of public questions. The blrlli of Iho Tribune was a notable event in American journalism , and maybe bo s.iid to have Inaugurated an epoch in extension of the power and influence of the press. The distinguished editor , whose name nnd 'fame will always bo identified with it , demonstrated that "in the hands of men entirely great , the pen Is mightier than the sword , " and it must forever bo a cause of regret that lib allowed political am bition to lure him from the field in which ho was prjo-omincntly groal. The Tribune has had its share of vicissitudes , but it has long boon ono of the most profitable newspaper properties in the country , and it continues to exert an in fluence perhaps'tnoro ' general than any othor'journal ' In the United States. THE talk about | the B. & M. switch men's strike in connection with the Nowbcrry bill is the most arrant dema gogy. Every tub must stand on its own bottom , The conflict between the switchmen and the Burlington managers has no more to do with the maximum rate question than it has with the Australian - tralian ballot law. But our double- decker contemporary is like Iho sand box on Iho top of the engine. It throws sand to keep its wheels from slipping after the shower it-got from the railroad employes. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ AI/THOUGH the Kansas legislature re fused to make an appropriation for the world's fair , her .boards of trade and agricultural societies have made appli cation for space and propose to raise $150,000. ThiH brings up the suggestion that $50,000 Is not enough to give Ne braska proper roQrosontntlon at Chicago. The trade and agcicultural organizations should double it at least. resignation of ono of the assistant secretaries in the state department will probably detain Nebraska's senior senator tor at the capital for u further period. Ho will not leave so long as there is an olllco to bo filled. Senator Mnndorson proposes to have absolute rest from ofllco-sookors when ho returns Nebraska braska Tins notion of councilmen thnt public Improvements shall bo distributed by wards is a good ono to abandon. Public improvements should bo iwdo whore they are necessary and the proportion of taxes paid by a given community should bo considered in distributing convon ioncos. PitKSiDENTllAHiiiSOXund party are to arrive in Omaha May lit , only a trifle more lhan a month honco. The mayor and council nnd trade organizations should take stops fj > r n proper reception of the party. All Nebraska and western Iowa will wish to visit Omaha on that day. I Tun hurried adjournment of the log1 islaturo is roupqnsiblo for a great many blunders and omb.ilons in tlio enrollment mont of importawt/ybills / : If as is now ' ' conceded , an ox'tn'v session is impera tively needed , those errors and omis sions can bo readily corrected. UNSOiiurur.oys dealers who palm ofi buttorlno for biillqr upon their custom ers should not fffri'et that the penult } for being caught practicing this decep tion is severe oliough to bo embarrassing ' ing , to say'nothing of the reputation conviction gives the deceiver. Tun BUE and the people of Omaha in sist that any city ofllcinl who will delib erately or negligently destroy , mutilnto or otherwise impall1 the appearance o any public document , should bo publicly disgraced , discharged from the city's service and punished. UNDKHTAKKKS quarreling ever n corpse is a spectacle which men outside the sacred products of Iho collln makers will regard with horror. Tun Hun regrets exceedingly to note the strike of the B. & M. switchmen There was reason lor hoping that the Ity would pull through this spring vlthout labor troubles. ore comes to Omaha for rotnmont. Omaha entile go to Mexico or beef. Tills is genuine reciprocity. TAKE up eomo of the fire hydrants to vhich hose has never boon attached and ilnco thorn where they will bo ot orvlco. I'luk\vloUtan Treaty. Ono of tlio provisions of the treaty with tnly , uuonrluovl uy the Washington Post , rlvca six months time for tnorcbanti In cither : ountry , In enso of wnr between thorn , to sot- lo their business and return to the country o wlilch they ewe allegiance. It also pro- hlcs for the safety of non-combatants , I'r.-itcurod by Sentiment. Contnwstmiii C. II. UrccIdnrMat in A'eio Yoih linltl > cnilcnt , Tlio negro Is a chtlu , tnoro so than Iho la- linn ; and oven moro thtm the Itutlnn ho mods to bo liolpod by .1 sentiment which wilt irotcct him from designing men. Ho is a ilttzcn , and wo cannot so protect him bylaw ; nit society and public sentiment should do or him what the law cannot do. Will llnvu Oilier Clmrles 11. Cramp , the lioad of ttio ship wilding tlrm , say * Now York Is In no danger rom the Italian Ironclads. "They'll never como ever Iiero , " ho sold confidently. "In ho llrst plnco they can't carry coal enough o nmko such a voyage safe , nnd they could hid HO plnco bore to rccoal. Then their great Irauglit would make It Impossible for thorn to do much damage on this side. They nra lot familiar wltb our coast and would bo In constant danger of croumlhip. They carry very heavy guns , but except for llring on a city tboso guns nro not effective much ever n mile , and the now cruisers recently construct ed could bo very effective by circling about the monsters and 'popporlnR1 tliom with long- range rilled cannon and urnwiug them Into shallow water. " JTKST3. Epoch : "What wages do you oxpccU" nskod Mrs. B. of the cnndlilate for the posi tion of cook laily. "I never work for wages , mum , " returned the cook Indy. "I goes on salary or notkln' . " Kate Field's Washington : Mrs. Manly- Very few faces look best In rcpoMi. Mr. Curry True : sn many people sleep with Ihoir moullis open. AITEAI , TN ITALY. Ob , good U'mb'crUj , If , ns people say , Tbls government tins hurt your feelings tender , Why not , instead of Fnvn , take away The orgnn grinder ana banana vender ? Puclc : Miss Monde I don't understand why Mr. Gadby goes tothoopera. "Indeed I" Miss Monde No. Ho stutters so that ono can hardly understand n word ho says. Philadelphia Hocord : Ono of tlio meanest men In the city lives in the northeast section , Ho quarreled with hh wife because she was caught long on sugar with one pound In the house on April 1. The Epoch : Amy I confess that I love you , Jnclt. but tell mo how could you sup port n wife ! You have no money I am told. Jack Puffer O , that's nil right. I'm going to give up smoking. New York Herald : Pipkin Do you think it likely that nn actress would catch cold with tights on I Gallon Yes , 1 did the last time I got on one. Somorvlllo Journal : The man who fears ridicule Is a coward and there are lots of just such cowards , too , in this great ridicu lous world. THE CLOSE OF THK SKASOtf. Ere long the bald-head dudes must ccaso On choruses to feast their eyes , But they will straightway sturt to dream Of seaside charmers imd ol Hies. Epoch : Ho I have a million nnd I love you. you.She I have n bull dog and I do not love you. Epoch : Mnud-Doos Jack play fool-ball nuichl Agnes I don't know. Why ? Maud I never saw him walK lame. Jewelers' Weekly : Jack Meadows I want a plain ring. Jowolcr Would like n filled 0110 ? Jack Meadows No. Give mo an emptv onn. I luiow a girl tUat will 1111 It exactly to my notion. ONE siox or pruixo. The sign of spring Which most wo pass Is this small thincr : Keep off the grass. Now York Kocordcr : "The education nnd habits of Iho young women of today will Do Indelibly stamped upon the next generation. " So says n philosopher. If this is correct , the millionaire of the next generation will Lie the chewing gum manufacturer. Harper's Bazar : "Move forward a little ! " roared the slrcot car conductor. "I can't , " gnspoa tbo man in front ; "I don't ' know bow to riUo horsob-.ick. " Chicago News : Wo can't ' go to war with Italy. Why , Christopher Columbus was nn Italian 1 Now York Herald : Ho ( at tuo theater ) "I've just been out seeing n man , in1 dear. " She ( sizing up what's loft of him ) "It seems to mo that you must have soon , u whole procession. " Lowell Courier : Tennyson has declined nn Invitation to wrlto a poem for ttio world's fair. Why go out of Chicago for n poet when so many of the people there Imvo gained riches by their pens * Buffalo Express : When a follow has spoilt half an hour In a dentist's outer olllco bo has laid some experience In bearing a wait of woo. Pottsvllle Republicans When two girls meet they kiss. When two men meat they don't. This shows plainly who want kUsing 'the most. Blngluimpton Hepubllcan : In French An- nani there is a gold coin in circulation worth $ U , * > . ,11 Is called "loft , " porhapj because it U Uigh "up. " Baltimore American : A cashier Is not gen erally called n bank examiner , but nftor ho Icavus town you soinollmos 11 ml that ho un derstood the business. Ynnkeo Blade : Brlde-rSeo , papa has put a chock among iho wedding presents. Gen erous father. Groom Yes , it's the same old check that has done auty nt nil tbo wedding roccptloiia in this family. A COZlllIX.lTlOX I'OKJl , Kew York llcrahl. TO IIB'uSEt ) AT 3IOIININOOU KVKKINO , AS IB- ) HII1KI ) . Itod grows the \ } In the { . . .o 1 \ . , , Etmn.'o forms of the elands tnlfo nt the t jmsIiiB I ' of ( lfiy < The , , , UU o the | } ' " ' { are ( .trouiiihiK , . , . Wrapping the mirth In tliolr mantle of gray. Hoi the ' , ' ' ! . It hung * now Mimondod , Aoloudbliuttlngout thoj brm'u j-bky from the earth , The rln of j t-ndod. rorgntton , unwept ( orotbuj ' [ jjjy | iprlngs to birth. FROM THE STATE CAPITAL , The Present Status of the Noted Shoody Munlor Oaso. NO REPORT FROM THE CHEMIST YET , Unit rtlunilor Mmlo by a I'olluo Ofll * cor Otto Gln-jor Itiully Hurt 121 cot Ion N'dtoH tilnuolii Odds nnd Kmls. I < ixcot.x , Nob. , April 0. fSpcclnltoTitr. lint : . ] It Is now ever nine weeks since Ibo stomach of John Sheody was delivered totlio cuomist nt Ann Arbor for analysis of tbo contents. Coroner Holyolco , who is litmsolf n chcinUl , expresses tlio opinion that the Aim Arbor professor has hail plenty of time to make tlio tests. Tlio process Is necessarily n alow ono , an the various substances must bo cllinlnntixl by what Is known ns qualitative and quiuit.-Ulvo analysis. Dut { .till there Una been umplo time for lbl process. It Is believed by Mrs. Shcody's ' attorneys Hint tbo chemist has completed his work , but found no poison , m.il that , wlsblug to got ttio handsome sum of &H > per day ns a witness , ho will not reveal the result of Iho nnalysls. It is bclloved that In case poison bad boon found Hint tlio chemist would have announced tbo fact. Tlio analysis Is not , ns many sup pose , bolng nmdo nt the expense of the county , but utulor Iho orders and expense of Dennis Shccdy , tbo wealthy brother of the murdered 111,111. Colonel 1'hllnot , attorney for Monday Me- Farlmid tbo negro charged with Doing "party to tbo murder , recently Hied a demurrer to the llrst two counts in the Information filed by County Attorney Snell against Mrs. Sheody nnd McKnrlaiut. The llrdt count In Iho information charges thnt Mrs. Sheodv and McKurland conspired together to kill John Shcedy with poison anu n cano , nnd the second count thai they conspired together to kill Sliocdy with n cano. Colonel Phllpolt lllod n demurrer to Iheso two counts , In which ho asked that they ho stricken from the Information on the ground that tlicro is no conspiracy Inw In Houra-sUa , except where persons conspire together to have some ono wrongfully ehnrged with committing some ofTcnso. Munlor In t his state U not subject to conspiracy. All parties nro either princi pals or accessorial before the fact or after. Judge Field has sustained Colonel Phtlpott's demurrer nna the first two counts in the in formation against Mrs. Sheeuy nnd McFnr- land have been orJorod stricken out , leaving four counts of tbo original information , OTTO OI.AfeEll Mr.UIOUSI.r IIL'HT. Whllo Ottn Glasor was driving soulh on Eleventh street near IT yesterday his horse took fright und ran nwny. Mr. Qlnscr was thrown out nnd knocked senseless. Ho was found by friends lylnjj In the road blooding and was taken to his homo. Since then ho has boon vomiting blood and his physicians fear that the case is serious. KLnCTlOX KOTKS. The neglect of Iho judges nnd clerics lo fur nish duplicate listsof the countln the various precincts has made it doubtful who is renllv elected on the school board ticket , although the Indications still are that Mrs. Upton , Miss Klllot and Dales nro Iho winners. The olMcial count will probably bo accessary to determine. Mayor-elect Wolr snid today that ho did not yet care to outline his policy , ns there wcro some points upon which ho had not decided , but intimated that he intended to make some sweeping otinnqos. It Is said that bo has all his appointments mrulo for the various olllcos. H. H. Wilson Is probably down for city attorney. Ho is n well knoxvn lawyer nnd the independents claim that ho will fill the mil moro creditably than any other man yet named for the ofllco. The mayor has a whole host of Jobs to fill up wltn men , ns ran bo seen by the following list : City attorney , city engineer , street commissioner , chief of tbo flro department , water commissioner , tbreo members of the board of public works , gas inspector , moat inspector , sidewalk inspector , sealer of weights nnd measures , sewer inspector , health oftlcer , city physician , and members ot the llro nnd water departments. The mar shal and police force under the now charter , which will bo signed today , nro placed under the excise board. The signing of the charter will cause It to tnlte effect immediately , which Icnves n vacancy in the excise bonrd. The mayor will Imvo the power to appoint the third member , nnd Howard Whitman ) Is prominently mentioned for the place. iVhlt Marshall holds over ns n tiombor of the board of public works for another yearnnd can only bo removed by a two-thirds vote of the council. The new ofllclals tnko their places on thn IStb lust. The council will bo composed often ton republicans and four democrats. The representation Is ns follows : First ward. Halter < rep ) , O'Sheo , ( dem ) ; Second wnrd , Vcith ( rep ) , Wittmnn ( dem ) ; Third. Hums and Chapman ( reps ) ; Fourth , Archibald and Bochmcr ( rep ) ; Fifth , Royce nnd Millar ( dem ) ; Sixth , Hico and Drown ( rep ) ; Seventh , Rush and Smith ( rep ) . Thovoto for city cleric , with four pre cincts to hear from , is as follows : Van luyn , i,12'J ! ; Love , 1U1 : , Van Dnyn's majority , tiy3. The precincts to hear from nro strong republican onus nnd will Increase Van Dnyn's majority over Love to 800. Stcphcnson's ma jority is about the snmo. The new cxclso board will hold its first moetln iron tbo 15th or ICth inst. Thcro are forty-tlvo upullcatlousJ'or ' saloons , nn increase of seven over last year. Protests. Imvo been filed agulnst several and some lively rum puses tire looked for. A half dozen saloons which have persistently violated the law will bo protested ngalnst. j I THOUGHT HI ! WAS A 1'ICKl'OCKr.T , I Officer Bebout made a very .bad break last night when ho arrested a young man named Curtice , son ot n well known business man , on the charge of being n pickpocket. Ex- Olllcer Carder had informed Hobout , thnt n young follow hud boon attempting to pick tbo pockets of several patrons of the FunUo , and therot'oro when Hobout saw a young man running down Twelfth street , ho concluded Hint the fellow was the pickpocket and arrested him. The young man protested that ho was simply going down to the drug store , nnd was hurrying to pet back before the cur- tnln rose again , but the olllcor did not tuko any notice , nnd pulled and hauled him up stairs through the crowd for Identification. Carder promptly told him ho was mistaken , nnd Hobout lot the young man go. The young man's fattier says the matter is not yet ended. ODIIS AND END9. Charles Molson , the slxtccn-ycnr-old follow who was arrested by Uotootlvo Malone list : Saturday on the charge of burglarizing the safe of Hurr & Hecson in the opera house block on the ! Mtu ultimo of SI3.fi ! ) , bad his preliminary hearing before Judge Houston this morning. The toUlmony was pretty btrong ngainst Molson , although it was nearly all circumstantial , and the acourt considered it sulllcient to justify him In holding tlio lad to tbo district court on the cbargo of grand larceny. The bond was llxed at * : iOO , which was given. , , , , J A. Kane , whose real name is said to bo .lames Dalton. ono of the striking switchman , was nrrostod last evening on the charge of imiuiltlnR anil boating ono of the men who remained at work , McUoo byname. McGee was not bully hurt , nnd the prisoner giwo ball for his appearani'O this morning , when ho was llntdSiO and costs. Ho g.ivo toeurity for the navment of tbo lino. Tbo cuss against Frank Fritz for stealing coal from the Union i'mlllo wai continued until the prisoner was nblo to appear , Fritz is tbo ftllow who was shot in the log by Wntchnmn Hoyil of lha Htirllngton wnlfo ho was filling up u sack with coal oft enr * In ttio yard. Ttio wound has proven moro serious than was ut llrst thought , nml it Is said that ho is in n pretty dangerous condition. No complaint has yet boon filed against Weir , Iho follow who shot Johnson , but his case will bo cnllod on Uio 31st Inst , John- , son's condition Is uncnnngcd. Mlko Morrlssoy. the follow who walked off with n set of ImrnoM belonging to Hohiinnn Hrothcrs. received n line of $10 nnd casts therefor this morning , anil was committed. George Wilson , another' potty larceny flond , received n similar sentence for stealing somo' cahbago. Mrs , Kintrm I. Raphael , who llvru In ono of the Hats In the conservatory of music , Thir teenth and b streets , reports to thu police that lior rooms wcro burglarized last , nlglit of n pair of costly curtains , sovcral rug * , n lot of dresses nnd ether clothing. Ktitrnnco U'IIH obtained by prying open ono of the windows in the roar and unlocklni ! the house door. " * " .luditoTlbbetta nnd n Jury nro now engaged In hearing thocnso of Minnie Parr , ncoLan. iliiucr , against the H. & M. for $ IO,0X ( ) dam ages. The plaintiff alleges that on July 5 , 1SSU , sun look one of tlto ilofondnnt's trains to CuJhmnn Pnrlt , nnd whllo alighting there , from the train started suddenly ami throw her to the ground , Injuring nor severely and drunndiiK her health and comfort fit the amount named , The dofoiiAO Is that she jumped from the train whllo it was In motion , nnd simply sprained her nnklo. In his opening address Attorney Dowcc.su , for the defense , stntod thnt they would prove Unit the fair r plaintiff , .shortly after the nrcldnnt , was well enough to kick , for thu entertainment of n friend , a hat hold high in the air. f u the Morrlssov assault case , noted yes- tonlay , ( JmKro llnll dismissed the action ol the seven holrs against tha three others , nnd found that Louis Postal's mortgage on the premises was nil right run ! should bo fore closed , Kverybody except Poslta objected , nnd the case will go up. Judge IInil is now engaged on Iho case ol C. B. Hedges vs K. 11. Cooper ct nl. Tha. action Is to foreclose a mechanic's lion for Iron pillars furnished In the construction of the Woods block on youth Klovcnth street Cooper claims damages for failure to fulfill contract promptly , The jury in the Shell-Young cose returned n vurdlct , llndlng In favor of plaintiff , and giving him f.V > damages. Judge Tlbbotts and n jury tooic up the re plevin case of Summons & Co , vs G. I.ovy. Some fellows had stolen an overcoat from Summons' clothing store and pawned It at Levy's ' pawn shop. Levy refused to give it up , but the jury said it belonged to Bcnimona and llxod his damages nt 1 cent , Edwin F. Wright bin secured n dlvorea from hU wife lillu on the grounds of deser tion. In the divorce drawing AiiRclino McCownn was the lucky one. She said she had mar ried Albert S. In Chicago October 7 , 1S81 ; , but that shortly after their nun-rlngo ho took to strong drink , nnd would boat her unmer cifully and tried to kill her several times. Ho also reported about the neighborhood thnt she was crazy , and repeated this story so much Hint she was unable to keep a hired T girl. On ono occasion she remonstrated with him for taking the servant girl out buggy riding and leaving h r nt homo , whereupon he boat her. Tbosoml-anuunl mooting of the homo for the friendless society was hold yesterday af ternoon. A resolution thanking the tnorabors of tlio legislature for their earnest work in behalf of the homo was adopted. Another meeting Is buhif- held today , but it is simply routine business. Thomas Hill , sr , , has brought suit In the district court for $10,000 damages from Dotoo- tivo Malone and Olllcor Palmer for the alleged unwarranted Imprison mont of Thomas Hill , Jr. , on the chnrgo of being a suspicious character. Mr. J. E. Cobboy of Heatrico Is the gentle- nmn who. In the last greatly confused session of the legislature , captured the Job of com piling tbo'Nobrnska statutes. The hearing of the Shcedy murder cnso has been sot for May 5. ? TO Jiismnsv.ixrji.i , . Words of Farewell from tlio Dloocso of Conoordin. CoxcoiniiA , Kan. , April 0. [ Special to TIIK IiKK.lKt. . Hov. Bishop Scannoll , wlio has lately been appointed to the vacant see of Omaha , loaves hero tomorrow morning to enter upon the dutlo ? of his now chnrgo. Tlio priests of the Jlocoso of Concordln , which the bishop administered for ever three years , tendered him a banquol this evening , nnd among the invited guests honoring the occasion with their presence were : lit. Rev. Hishop Hcnnessy of Wichita , Very Hev. W. Cholta , with a delegation ot Omaha priests ; Very Hov. M. J Glciisoti. V. C. , Nashville , TCIIII.J Kov. W. J. Dalton and Dr. T. P , Bronnnn , Kansas City. - - Co Kov. Mnurcr , Mollier , . . . _ . . In the course of the evening Father Porrlor , on behalf of the priests , read tlio following address : Hlulit Reverend and Dear lllsliop : On the eve nf your ( hmurturo from ns to a more Im portant fluid ot labor In dud's vineyard , we , the priests of thu dloeoso of Conconlla , ivhllfit wo imisteonsrntiiluto your lonlihlnon your well merited promotion , respectfully boj ? to express Iho sincere sorrow with which the sep aration tills us. During your episcopate ninong us wo have always found you the mild dlreotor. Iho uru- dent counselor , the untiring co-operator , tbo faithful friend In a word , the Ideal blstiop. You have won Iho confidence of your urlosis beeiuiMi you Imvo beun ever trim to them , iis their cares and concerns you iniiilo your own , nnd you have won tbo veneration anil thu gratitude of the faithful confided In your cliareo , bv thu zeal and care nrovlded for tliolr wants. The manv church buildings creeled nnd tbo many now congregations organl/.ml within t.lio li'.st few years In northwestern Kansas la all ot which workyoiirco-oporntlon and coun sel wore lending fautois , are annuitant ovl- dencoofthn ulllulonoy and success of your brief episcopate. Hut , rlshl reverend bishop , wo feel your separation from us most of ull because of thu cordial and hnpny rulatlons that hiivo unin- toruptedly oxlstoil hutwuen your lurdslilpnml every one of us. In our needs. In our trials and our doubts we could always turn In confidence ! to ourgooil bishop , and wo found you alwiivs iiceosslblo and always ruady tc ) extend a willing , helping In addressing you , dear bishop , lit thcso few \vonlsoffarowoll.wo take the liberty of of fering to our brother priests ot Umana our conuinluhitlons on what they have tallied by our loss , and our ardent wish Is tlrit butwoon vou and them the sumo happy rotations shall bo established that Imvo existed liotweun you and the priests of Concordla ; tlnit Hound and Kolla nn.on of hoail anil nioiaber , wliloli Ua dlxtlnjjulsliliiE iiinrkns well as the ulory anil crown of our holy elm rob. The AlmlRlity UoJ inuy continue to bless you and fructify your apostolic work and grant you health and strcnr.'th Into many years to uxcrclso thn f unotloas of your ex alted olllco Is thn fervent prayer of tlm DEVOTED I'liiKHrnooi ) OKCo.scouniA. Will He Install ( I on .Suixlay. Hishop Scannoll will arrive from Con- oordm , Kim. , today and will bo con ducted to the bishop's homo nt Thirty-sixth and Hurt streets. Ho will bo Installed ns bishop of Omaha next Sunday at St. Phllo- mona's .cathedral. Hishop Hennessey ot WIchltn will probably preach tlio sermon nt 10 : . ' ! ( ) nml pontillcnl vespers will beheld hold at 7'iO : in the evening. Archbishop Fee- ban of Uhlciigo Is oxpcotcd to bo present. Preparations are being made to glvo lilshop Scannoll n ivroptioii at the Hlshop's bouso on Monday night , when the leading Catholic people of Omaha will Imvo an oppor tunity to muot the newly Installed bishop. fiot Awiiy wltli I'ubllu ArsTi.v , Tox. , April 0.-H. O. Jlolllngs- worth , receiver In the land ollleo under Com missioner Hall during Governor UO-H' ad ministration , has been nrrast ; < l , charged with the misappropriation of $ liUDO : of pub lic funds. Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report ABSOLUTELY PURP