OMATTA TUTT/Y / 1TRE : SATrMiDAY. APRTTi 4. 1801 TWRTVK she clamored for n story , and the mother told lior of heaven ; of the noldcn pavcmotits , the prcftl wlilto throne , Urn snowy cnnnonts of the noKcis and the perpetual pralso from tup Imrpt of the # rcnt owhentra of the bletsod. A Her the story was finished Iho child wai Hlutit lor it inlnuto. Then she nilfixl : "Almnuia. Imvo wo Hot to do Just that for ever anil over , ntneo'r1 It will bo aifllcult to Insure the orthodoxy of this precocious Clillil I'orogil to Jlnrry. Iloro Is the story toM In n Brooklyn police court hy Frnncosca Cnrhonoan Italian child , forced hyitbrutnl father to take a hrutal husband. "I am clrvcn years old. I cnmo to this country in chiir n of n friend who was cotaltig out hero from Itnly.My mother is dead. and my father married u woman hero named CntharliinCurrmio. Ho saia ho hurt n man picked out for mu to marry. I said I didn't like- the nmii ho wanted mo to marry , and then father said hu would kill inc. Ho had a pistol - tel mid threatened to shoot mo through the heart. " A suit for divorce Is ponding. Sorno of the Now York papers nro dc-mnml- ing that the unimtural father bo iirosecutou vndcr the section of thu code which makes It felony to coorooa PJMOII Into mirria. o. Outdid n Gliiimptoii. Santa Koiii , Cid. , has a hey of elijht years who has boiitcn the record of Dun J. Hnnary , the world's ' champion trick bleyclo rider. When Cunnry wns in Santa Kosu recently ho announced that hu would Hdc down the rourt linuso stops. A bit ; crowd assembled to wltncsj the iwrformanco , but Cannry fell both times ho mivdo tlio foolish attempt. Itoublo AVhceler , a hrlirht HUlo lad , watcheil him , und next day mounted his innchlno and trlninphantly roclo down the stops , which are very steep , a numhorof times. A MondciTiil 'h ' Id Anatomist. The country has "hoy pruachoM , " "boy orators" nnd "tmliv" mush-Inns almost by the Bcore , but Atlanta , On , comes to tlio front with a boy doctor , nndtt \ \ every reason to bo proud of the precocity of this youthful citizen. who IHM soon fit to depart from the Nithorotoforo adhorol to by Juvonllo ga mines. The youngster's name Is Albert Vonor ( " ensch , and lie Is onlv llvo yuars of ago. Ho tvai not lontf since the roolploat of an honor tlmthasnovur boon In nil history oonforroa nn ono so young. During tno recent conven tion In Atlanta of the Southern Medical so- clnty ho wns unanimously elected to honorary membership In that organisation , ns the foungast medical student known to the pro fession. The prosldont of the society In calling the the inombors's attention to this youthful prodigy , stated that althoiiRh ho Imd not ynt ronched the atto of live years , hu was pos sessed of n knowledge of anatomy , especially of intPoUiifV cnnal to that of many gmduntos of medicine. In his exhibition before tboso- cicty Master Albert was not only nblo to plvo thu lechidchal mid scientific narnua of cncli of the two hundred atid odd bones of the hu man skeleton , but to describe their various functions , divisions , tuboroslUos , tubercles , depressions , processes , urtlcuhitlons.ntc. Ho can repeat also the nanios , origin and Inser tion of nearly all thonmselos of the human body , the process of circulation nnd of dlgoa- llnn. llnn.Ho Ho hns slnco heen examined by the profes- lor of anatomy in the southern medical college - lego of Atlanta , and has been given a. certlH- cateof graduation in anatomy. The child Is the son of an army surgeon at present stationed at l''ort Mcl'berson , Atlan ta. Ho was born at Fort Niobrara , Nob. , at which post bis father was then stationed. This post Is located near the Sioux reserva tion anil Master Albert's ' earlier nnd solo playmates wore the little Sioux children. His favorite playmate was a llttlo Indian boy named Two Kettles , who is still lovingly re ferred to. Llttlo Albert's ' knowledge of anatomy dates from about a year ago , when ho was given a dilapidated copy of "Grayjs Anatomy'1 ' with colored plates nnd Illustrations , which through childish curiosity ho asked to have nxplnlned to him. 'J'hesu explanations iinulu n permanent Impression upon bis llttlo brain nnd inspired him with a desire to learn more about the fascinating science. In October last ho attended with his father a lecture nt thu Southern mrdleal college of Atlanta , whcro ho hoard n lucid and simple explanation of the bony structure. When ho returned homo , to the .surprise of all ho was nhlo to rehcarso In his own way the substance Of the lecture. Slnco that tlmo ho hna been a regular attendant upon the lectures of that collnge , where ho Is n general favorite with the professors and students. Sorno ono lias presented him with a com plete skeleton which Is prized inoro highly than most children do their blocks and other toys. In addition to electing him nn honora ry member. Uio pouthern Medical society pre sented him with a gold medal to still further nttcat their admiration for his remarkable talent. The future surgeon nnd anatomist attends a kindergarten school , and Is just beginning to spoil short words. He is n handsome child , with lustrous brown oycs.rosy cheeks , Rnd long golden locks. Can You Approoiatc Thin ? Amtriw. It was only n newspaper story , And yet , as I read It o'er My eyes grow moist and heavy As tlioy hove not In years before. It was not the art of the writer That on my heart strings swept , Hut the story , simple nnd tender , Went to my heart , and I wept. Hut when I arrived at the "flnus , " „ It caused lay heart to nclio , And I said bad words , for that tender t lo Was nn advertising "fnlcn. " of Authors. Emerson The Sphinx. Solilllur The Uupubllcfin Foot. Gpotho The ' Pool of Pantheism. Shelley Tho'Ktonml Child. Kouts The Rosurroctionhod Greek. Byron The Poet of Passion. Moore The Buttorlly. .Toromy Taylor The Shhkcspoaro of Divines. Coldridtfo The Insulated Son of Rovorlo. Uunyiin Spencer of the People. Slmkospoaro The Myriad-Minded. Ren .TnluiHon The mvlno Dully of the Did EngliHh PnrniiHsus. Sponcoi The Pool's Pool. Clmueor The Well of English Un- flolllod , or the Morning- Star of Knglish I'ootry. ( Ju'umou The Miltjm of the Foro- fulhors. _ _ Gnvn Horn-ill' AW tjr. A dainty llttlo maid was she , In u mackintosh of tan , As pretty a girl ns you might see , Aim across the street she ran. Hut as over the nmilily stones she trlppoJ , With gracolnl bend und dlvo , tlor ovcrshoo Into the gutter slipped , And , nlnsl 'twas uumbcrllvo. lililn'l < > vt Detroit Free Press : "Now , ma'am , " fsikl the II vorymnu , us ho handed her the In os , "you know how to drive , lioof coureo'i"1 "Certainly. " "Ivoop to the right. " "Yos. sir.1' , "Don't iittomnt to in oross front of a ttroot car. " "No , sir. " "In oiiso of flro give the engines the right of way. " 'Of ' C'ourso. " "Don't clrlvo In the street car track.1 ' "No,8lr. " "In case yon see ti runaway horsoconv Inp " innil "O , I know just what to do. I Bhnll drop the lines , jump out und run Into i n btoro. " ' Victory Out of Defeat. She 1 um thinking of buying a ty > e. writing nmchlno. Can you use yours easily y0Ho-Not n bit , 1'vo bocu lluhtlnc with It o long tlmo , but I shall conquer it In u week , you've found the road to success itart rt , 1 am Bol g to mrry the young laJy who sold It. SATUR1)A\"S ) \ SPORTING SPICE , Long and Short Hits , Runs , Fumbles anil Errori ECHOES FROM THE TURF , The 1'HKsnml Tholr AVork AIIIOIIR tlic The Ilowcrs , Hunners anil BIiootofH A. nrec7.y General lliuljjct. from the Dinmniul. Orlfiln rounds oft Hrooklyn's ' outllold In great , shape ) . KwlnR Is stuck on Artnur Clarlto's playing In iiractlco. Huffalo plays the Ilrooklyni In Brooklyn April 8 and 11. Tom Tjovott Is llifhtcr In weight than ho was last spring. lorry Denny promises to do some Rrcat work thl.1 season. "Who will AMSOII engage to ilh the phces of Duffy and Farrclll Hcferrimr to the GlanU , Nlclc Englo says : "Nothliiff'can boat 'etn. " JJaSsott would ho Just the man to till tha hole In the Urooklyn team , i Work on the Pittsburg baseball Brounds is progressing very slowly , Graft and Dahlcn , Anson's now men , are dolncstnr work IP practice. Chlcniro U to loose A. U. Well , It has the world's ' fair to fall hack on. The polo ground * have been In cxcollent- eonditlon for practice all week. Alison weighs Ui'i pounds physlcnllyj nnd about twenty-two tout. Inlluontlully. There are still stront ; hopes of I'oto Urown- Ing playing with the IMttsliurgclub. Jake Huekloy will m.irry Miss Molllo Mur phy at Hannibal , Alo. , ne t TuMday. 'Tis whioporod that Biiwurd Evergreen has boon tianlshed from the Emporium. C ! lousy n will go line ) : to Ca a May In the suininHr und show the girls how to swim. "Huck'1 has had the Rrippo. Not the brotherhood grippe , hut the Russian kind. Con Dally caught great boll for Ward last year and ho will undoubtedly do so nsaln. The Boston league club will issue coupon season books , as before , but will sell tone. In the absence of Denny , Whistler Is play- Injr a great panic at third for the Now Vorks , OKwlin ; says Ki'ofe is worth ? . "iOO as a draw- liiB card every time ho Is put down to pitch. Terry hns leased a handsome brown-stono front dwelling house out near ICnstorn park. Stratton reported to IMttsbul'g for duty April I Ho will brhig his wife to Pittsbtirg. DIghy Hell , Hopper ami narrymoro'lll muko tremendous effoits to see the opening game. The Ica uo ofllcluls have great faith In Nick Young. Nick will uovor have to lly to Canada. First tramo of the season : Chicatro Hi. Denver - vor Ifi. The pitchers apparently didn't ' exert themselves. Tlio Phillies have returned from Cnpo May. The weather intorforcd with practice considerably. Paul lilncs is a clerk In the census depart ment , Ho will hold on to his JoU until the season opens , John Merrill Is happy in n largo amount of baseball business , wtilch no stage of war scorns to nlTcct. It is all right for Chicago to use two grounds. It has two leagues Anson and the other olght men. The management of tha different clubs will soon begin to hear from aldermen aud other olllciul dead heads. Dclhnnty's sore arm cnmo from Indiscreet practice. Now ho says : "Tho old roan know : I nliln't. " The Pittshurps have four catchers Mack , Burger , Carroll and Fields. The last two are also good outllcldors. Among the recent startling rumors is one to the effect that "Cnllopo" Miller bus sworn off for twelve months. . Tt will bo n great race between the lenguo second bnsomen this season. . The league has hud some great second basemen in Its ranks In past years , but never did the organization have such a quartet as Pfeffer. Bicrbnunr. McPheo and Danny Richardson. And wh nt's the matter with Quinn , Collins , Guilds auu Mycrsl All Mioiit the Hriilsers. Tom Hubbard was whipped by Steve El- wood In twelve rounds nt Klwood , lud. Some of these demons , says Ken Mulford. would bo awful men to match ngulnst a good square meal. There Is talk of a big boxing club nt Hoboken - bokon to ho called "Tho Elysian" and pat terned aft or the California athletic club. Tommy Anter aud Dau Mullen of Now York , will tight near Denver on thoSUth for the lightweight championship of Colorado. John L. Sulllvun landed In Toxarknna drunker than n "bilcd owl , " but ho drew a bigL'oi' crowd tliun linrnum did in that town. "Tho Irish Demon" is the latest ' 'bad" innnln the ring. This is the title bestowed upon E. M. Connelly , r. Boston pug , now m Columbus , Ohio. Billy Baker of Buffalo was fouled by Pat Slattery , the Colorado boy , In the second round during their light In Now Jersey. Hnker got the decision , ' "Tommy Ward" of ( Milwaukee and George Caldorwood , alias Uoddy McUurtV , Indulged in a fake light nt Braldwood , 111. , and they. with Moth , the wrestler , were driven out of town. Frank P. Slavln hns authorized Billy Mad den to match him against any mail in the states. Slavln will urrtvo from "old Eng land" in April. Charllo Mitchell will bo with him. * AVilllum Pitts knocked out Owen White nt Peru In tholr battle for the colored cham pionship of Indiana. Jimmy Welsh of this city seconded White , who was done up com pletely In ono round. Joe Tansoy of Memphis was defeated in n prlzo fight by .Too Wiclccrt , a local pugilist , yesterday. The mill was nn especially brutal one , nnd Tansoy was knocked out in the twenty-second round. Tom Wilson of Wisconsin and Pat McCuo will fight to a llr.lsh with small gloves at Piper's onnru house , near Virginia City , Nov. , April 4 , for WOO n sicto and gate re ceipts. Both moil have been trumlng hard for three weeks , Wilson Is the favorite In betting. Micky Donnelly , once the champion feather weight of America , is n , quaint chnrActor among the hundreds of thousands who llvo In this city by the blc bridge. Ho is lifty-two years of age. Only the old-timers of the prize ring , such as Prof , Mlko Donovan , Mike Clnary , Billy Edwards , Sum Collycr , Bariioy Anron , Tom Kelly , Tom Allen nnd boxers of tlmttiino are well up in matters pertaining to hU career. Some of his seventeen winning battles and draws during war times nre. as follows ; In the year 1801 ho fought Punch Morris , England's manslaughtorer , for three hour. and got a very severe boating , but nevertheless won the light. During the war , In 1WJ. ! ho fought Dlek Hollywood and busted him. McCnbo , who aspired to tlio champion - ship title , was outfought la 1871 , and the doughty Donnelly quit the prize ring for good alter that battle. On Hut Trncilc anil in the Stable , Prince Fonso Is In good forni. Nation albas pulled up lame nt Memphis. Discount was well named. Ho only brought 50. 50.Trotting Trotting Is about deaj in ana around Now York. Jim Gray hns boon sent Into stud sorrlco at Ctmrtottusvlllo. tit. r < ouis pool room luon nro organizing to defeat Missouri's now law. Governor Buchanan has the bill which kills pool rooms In Tennessee. Senator Stanford thinks Sunol capable of uillo InM : ! or better this season. C. J. Hamlln expects to drive Bella Hamlin and Justlna to the polo this season In:10. : . The Cumberland Park racing association gives Its llrst trotting meeting nt Nashville In October. 'iho West Side park nt Nashville soudsout some odd programmes for Its spring meeting , The cover Is of unique design , The trotting mare , Mabel A , U23Vi ; , owned in Boston , has been scut to Village farm to bb bred to Chimes , sou of Electioneer. Llndou Pork and the Now Jersey "jockey clubs have "flxM" the IS'ew Jersey authori ties , nun racing will continue this mouth. tliHi Starter I Cnldwell has reinstated Jockey Bcrgpr. Suspensions of jockeys for queer work do not usually "go. " A blurt nt pun ishment U made , that Is nil. Colonel Vrnnk Hall has been engaged tooo- rupy the Judge's stand at the Washington jockey , club's April mooting , whllo JI mm to Kowo will hnndl1) the starter's ' flasr. Only twenty-six Jockeys hiivobccn licensed by the racing board of control. Having has received u body blow In the oust and baseball li likely to enjoy n boom of the 188 ! ) variety. W. II. Wilson , proprietor of AhJallnh Park stock farm , Cynthlona , Is seriously consider ing the Uoa of bin ing Point Breeze farm nt Baker City , Oro. Mr. Wilson Is the owner of Uio stallions Sultan (2 ( : 'Jf ) . slro of Stain- boiil. nnd Simmons , by George Wllkcs , slro of Simlcolon ( ! 2ilO ) . Buffalo Courier. What will probably bo the most sensational thoroughbred sale slnco the clearing out sale nt Uancocas a tow years ago , the dispersing snlo of the breeding stud of the late lion. August IMtnont will bo held in New York during tbo spring. The executors of the cstato have wisely decided U ) soil there the maL'nlllccnt establishment bonded bv St. Blntso aud the Ill-Used , nnd William Kaston will conduct the sale. The yearlings nnd weanlings will also bo sold nt the same tlmo , nil being disposed of without reserve. Mr. Huston has nlso been commissioned to null thu ncllo Mcailo Haggln , Scott , Fntrvlow. 1'o.Ttons , IIursi-Bourno , Meiidowtliorponnd Kingston yearlings , during the yonr , some bring sold In the west nnd others In New York. The dates have not yet been decided upon. A Hitsli ol "ports. Hot Springs Is the present Mecca of sportIng - Ing people. lion Lomond , a prize St. Bernard , Is dead at Mclruio Ucunol. W. E. Glbbs nnd Tom Mclnornoy have r.grecd to meet tit Dayton , O. , within three weeks. Billy Olbbs , "tho Kansas Demon , " wants to wrcstlo Tom Melucrncy , mixed styles , at Dayton. Harry Parker defeated James Conncrs of Plttshiirg in a wrostllntr match nt Youngstown - town Thursday. The wheelwomen of Rochester have lust organized a ladles' bleyclo club. Tlioy call it "Tho National. " Twenty-seven applications have been made for the editorship of the Cycllnir Touring Club's Gazette. The Now York whist club has gone the way of all flesh , although it has JOUO to its credit in the bank. Meredith Stanley has maao nblult ntStovo Urodlo. About nit that Steve would jump now Is a street car. Harry Bcthutio , the great sprinter , nnd J. C. Egan of California have been In Ciucin- natl thu past week. Frank U. Ivos has challenged Maurice Daly to play a match game of billiards at fott r- tron-inch balk line forS.100 a sldo. Jacob Schnefer and Kugeno Carter are to play at Contra ! Music hall in Chicago for thu billiard championship of the world , May 8. Schnefor , the Wizard , hns accepted Eugene Carter's challenge nnd tlioy will play for the billiard championship at Central Music hall in Chicago. Alton , the famous St. Bernard , died of pneumonia at Washington. He was cham pion until Sir Bcdlvcrc arrived and put his 11030 out of joint. Hugh Leonard defeated Mntsada klschi , the Jap , ut Uouhoslcr for ' 'tho mldolo weight championship of the world. " The Jap lost both bouts In IT and U minutes re spectively. "T. T. T. " ( Albert Mott ) , the Balttmorenn who has not heard of the death of the Pee L' , scored 0,400.1 mlles ou his bicycle in Maryland last year. That takes the record In that state. The mis who tramped the tanbark In Now York last wcok drew these prizes : Hughes , S,8M ) , ( ; Dennett , § 1OS8 ; Moore , fii'y.-'O ; Hengleman , 1501.1)0 ) ; Ilerty , and Noromac , 103lit ) . Glncomo Zafarann , nn Italian amateur , hns equaled Curtis' dumb-bell lifting record nt Loudon. Ho put up two 100-poundcrs with as much grace as Cnrls Grcou would display in devilling two schooners. Farmer Burns , the Jowa wrestler , Is In Now York and ho bus issued a challenge to Ernest Hoeber or any other heavy weight wrestler to meet him In a catch-as-catch-ean style contest .for § 100 a sldo and the gate ro cuipts. Twenty-five hundred innocent suckers traveled to Now burg , near Cleveland , to see Bough , the sprinter , give his friends , the double cross. Ho run n sprint race with IMlinoro nnd lost of course. TUo pohcu proto ctcil thoskin. J. A U. Elliott's colors were lowered for the third consecutive time at the Jer.sos City Heights gun club's r.iiigo. Captain John L , . Browcr defeated him , killing ninety-three birds. That was the Pcunsylvauluu's third consecutive . victory over the holder of the championship cup. The world's ' hnlf-uillo walking record has been broken by Henry 0. Klink , jr. , the present champion ono-imlo walker of the world. Klink did the half inilo Ini \ minutes and 53 seconds on a Randy track , llvo laps to tne mile. Thu record for n half inilo was , formerly ! 1 minutes ISJ seconds. Brazil Is the latest country to bo invaded by the wheeling tourists. Charles L.Murphy , the Kings county whouhnon'a fast man on road and path , who won so muny champion ships and otnor prizes last year , hits Bullet for -that tropical cllmo for u pleasure trip which will last till the end of May. Louis BrlgDOll of the -Boston Athletic asso elation , writes : "I do hereby challenge anj professional rollerslcator In America to com pute with mo In an exhibition of selentlllo and artistic roller slmttntr for any amount desired - sired and the oluimiHOiishii ) of America Match to take place three weeks from date. J. H. Harritnttn , the pedestrian , received a letter from his backer , Mr. Holdcti , of Cleve land , O. , informing him that ho had signed nrtieles for a big nice. The walk Is to bo n distance ovnrlund of,000 miles , from either Minneapolis , Superior or Indianapolis , through Chicago to Auirusta , Mo. , the dis tance to hu covered Inside of forty-two days. Thu wager is $5,000. John Teomor , the oarsman , snys that ho will accept O'Connor's challenge , to row three miles and return for SJ.WJ nnd the championship of America , but that he 11 rat wants to row against Huulim , to whom hu issued u challenge about a week ago. Tootner's ' challenge to IlanUm stated that if the latter did not accept thu challenge would then bo open te O'Connor and Uaudaur , Hunliiu has not yet accepted , hut both the others havo. 7.ou Uavton has finished her walk from 'Frisco to Now York. She -loft the 1'aclllo coast August " 7 last on a wager thut she could not roach the metropolis on foot before April'.I. She was thirteen days ahead of time. 'Forty miles \vus tbo maximum nnd three miles tno minimum distance covered In ono day. There is notaing in the tnle that it Is cheaper to walk than to ride. Miss Uav- tea's expenses were ? 'JIOU. She slept in bowls and not In fence corners like a plain , ovorv-day tramp. She wins u stake of1,000 and her expenses. In Ihu Oiiiinn Itonlni. The Rbqrhart pug kennels , have lately bought , at a IOMK price , a half Inlorcjt In the pug , Ilunjo U (17,0'Jil ( ) , and have entered him for the Chicago and Cleveland shows. Among others they will snow Eborlmrt's Cashier , Mabel nnd their imported Sara Ucrnhardt , Jacob Mocrloln has enturcu Ills granu pointer bitch , HessloVyant , for the Chicago and Clovclunil aliou'J , und has arranged with Mr. Al U. Eberhart to Imndlu and show her. Him U good enough to win In the best of company and will very likely como homo with abluo ribbon. MascoutahkonnclcluD'sbonchshow la progress , - gross at Chicago , is the greatest over held , "i outtldoof New York. The entries number Ml. There are three ( treat workers this yeai . at Chicago , William J. llrysoii , O. 11 , ( Jood- rlch and George H. Hill. This largo entry Is certainly u compliment to those gun. tlumon. Miss Anna H. Whitney1 has hern secured to judge pugs , St. Bern art U nnd Great Danes at Chicago , and In thU move the Mascontah kennel cluu has mailu u hit. Mlsa Whitney' * Judging nt New York Is always , ono of the great features of tbo show , and whllo ho Is judging it Is almost impossible to gut nour the ring. QTho next bench show will bo at Cleveland , week following- Chicago , and will thus clinch most of the dogs shown at Chicago. Entries closed Aprlll. 1'ro'nlum lists und ' 'entry blanks am bo hud of Al U , Hborharl , U'U Main street , who will go to thu Cleveland show with n string of thirteen. Any Inland. liifj exhibitors can arrange with him tcushow their doga at Cleveland. niE pBoscEXiua AND FOYER , fcscph Jefferson's jjacaalo Baply to an Atls- tocratip Auglo-Mnnlao. GOINGb' ON BEHIND THE FOOTLIGHTS. The Dcnthft in ( ho Drnnmtlo I'rofes- sion Slllc1. flhba'ri Dolerni nation to Appear In'SoincthliiK New Ijolo Knllcr's SUCUEHI. MoVlclier'H now theater , Chicago , was opened last Monday ovcnlug by the Jefferson- . 1lorcnco company , Mr , Jefferson making a speech between nets. It was the most uus- ilclous opening thut has occurred In years. The past fortnight gave a rich harvest to lie grim 'destroyer abroad in the theatrical irofesslon. Scarcely had the surprls- , ntr intelligence from Chicago concern- UK the demise of Frank I. frnyno lost its momentary sting , when the startling ronort of Henry AvelliiK'a ' suirldo broke upon the car of hundreds who were quite unprepared for the sad shock. Whllo hero and thci-e notora were exchang ing views as to what motive prompted the young actor to suicide with poison , the news of Lawrence Unrrctt's sudden ending nr- rested the attention of the theatrical world. Clo.se upon the heels of Barrett's untimely Inking oil cnmo tha intelligence of John A. Mnekay's death in Cincinnati of pneu monia. Ills death is much de plored , for lie was n genial follow and a very clover comedian whoso talents won for him the admiration of the amuse ment public. Frank 1. Fray no was never himself after accidentally hilling Annie Von Uebrens on the stage in Cincinnati nbout llvo years ago. For a long time following his misdirected shot utirine the porfranwuco of "Si Slocum , " Mr. Fr.iyiio refused to appear In public , nnd ever since ho has siiitored In tense mental n irony from the shock the acci dent caused , lie died unexpectedly of neu ralgia of the heart , his Inst appearance being In Cleveland three weeks ago. Kugeno Field relates n characteristic anec dote of Joseph JelTorson. When ho returned from his triumphal engagement in London a number of Now York swells determined to honor the nctor who had mndo so great a stir In lOinrlntid. Accordingly a splendid dinner was given to.Iofl'urson , nnd all the conspicu ous representatives of Gotham swelldom were there. It befell that on the very inorn- l"g of the day when thltt great banquet was served Jefferson' . ) son , Torn , married u very pretty and estimable girl who hud been a member of ono of the spectacular ballets. So during the banquet ono of the guests ( a very swell personage ) referred to n newspaper Item in which Tom's prospective wedding was mentioned. "Yes , It is true , " said Mr. JciTcrson , "Tom was married today. " "lut ) It is not true , t suppose , that hu married a ballot girl ? " inquired the aristocratic porson. ' Ves.it is true , " answered Mr. Jefferson , laconically. "Ah , I did not sunpnso you would allow your son to marry a ballet girl , " said the otlier. "And why not ! " asked Mr. Jefferson. "Ills mother was a ballet uirl. " The aristocratic party lapsed Into a vocifer ous silence nt onco. It is probable that llhoa , who Is ambitious to succeed In many and adverse roles , will put aside -'Josephine" nfter this season for two new 01103 : "Czarina , " a play In which Rachel made a croat success In the last of her career , ofvhluh Khea has secured the orig inal French mnnusprlpt , aud which she is huvinir translated for the next season's pre- scntatiou. Also u new character to the stnjto , that of a young French Jewess , which will ho mimed Judith. In the former she will portray the character of the wife of "Peter the Great , " and li : the latter that of a mod ern Jewess , which Ifas boon nronounood ad- mlrablo by several nromlnont rabbis of the country towbonvll has been outlined. It has boon claimed that Americans were the biggest advertisers In the world , but It scams that the Londoners can go thorn one bettor. The proprietor of a theater over there has ongngcu'twclvo ' bnldheuded liicn to sit in the third row of the orchestra. A letter - tor Is painted on each of their bare pates , which , when they sit in n row , spells a word for all the audience to read. Itwas ns good as tbo show , and It rather seems to carry off the nalin for enterprising advertising. The present inmates of the Edwin Forest Homo , near Philadelphia , nro as follows : Mrs. M. E. Burroutrhs.Mrs. lion DeBar.Mrs. liticlmol Cantor , Mndiiiuo Ivan C. Michaels , Mrs. Surges , Dora Shaw , Mrj. English , Miss luno Parker , Simcoo Leo , Frank Lawlor , I. Alfred Smith , Kicuard Peniston and Harry Bascomb. J cist thirteen , all told ; the number provided for in tbo will qf the late Lniftcdtnnwho was evidently not a believer in tbo eld suporstltution. Mr. Daniel Frphman of thoLycoum thcator , Now'York , will begin early In April the llrst of n scries of annual revivals of old comodics , Lho llrst being "Old Heads and Young Hearts. " The * olav Is admirably suited to Iho abilities of the Lyceum theater company. For the llrst tlmo In the history of thu play in this country It Is to bo staged and cos tumed for the period in which It was written , the costumes and scenery being designed bv "Mr.V. . Ii. Day. Marie Halton has sold her rights to "La Cigalo" to Marcus Mover , who will manngo her next season. The American rights to this onora wan boucht hy her from the orig inal French owners , who nlso disposed of the rights for production In Etielaiul. It is an adaptation of thn latter that may also bo seen , in this countr.v.if the courts do not Interfere. Ilcst and home comforts are rapidly restor ing tragedian Thomas W. Keene to perfect health. A friend who saw him at his rest- Castleton Four Corners , S. I. , the other day. Bays i "In mental brightness nnd bodily vigor ho Is as sound as ho ever was and the nuscles of ids throat , which were partially mrnlyzcd some time ago , have been almost ipmpletely rostoroa to their normal eondl- .ion. " Colonel Henry Mapolson was married at ; ho British Legation In Paris , March 17 , to Mrs. Laura Schlrmor Byron of Boston. It was once reported of the If.dy that she was l > osoncd ! in tbo Imperial harem at Constan tinople , hut soon afterwards she came up smiling. Tlio last play read by Lawrence Barrett was a one-act curtain-ra'lsor , written by John Ernest McCmin , celled "A Lesson i'n Act- ing. " Ho liked It so well that ho wrote the poeknuthor a letter , prahlng it very warmly , and this letter is probably thu last ono hu wrolo. John Uussoll iiys that Fay Tomploton killoa "Mlns Mcdinty , " If the opinion of those who witnessed the performance In Omaha goes for anything it would ho unan imous on the side that the play killed Itself. Fay Tomploton was the one star In the com pany. Jerome II. Eduy snys of unwrenco liar- rott : Ono of the trroatcat actors that over trod the stage , Has gene to that unknown world from which no man returns. Ho was u loyal , loving husband , father , friend , nnd is sincerely mourned by all who know him. Jumes K. Cooper Is the proprietor of the Foropaugh show , which will tour the west to the Pacific co.1 t > nnd the British posses sions this season , It hoglns the soasou 3In Philadelphia , Saturday afternoon , Ai > ril IS. The show is newly equipped in every way. y.at Modjoska never -allows her temper to got the better of her , I'l cannot afford to got angry , " she snys , "A woman at my tlmo of lifo must economize her emotions and her nerves , If she \Viiul3 to hold the remnants of her youth and beauty. " A now comic opera called "Tho Tar and the Tartar , " will bp produced at Palmer's ' theater early In May. It H the joint work of Henry U. Smith uud Adamltzol , thulattor is thu inuslo.il director of the Peabody society , Baltimore. Stuart H'jbson wears his honori with be- coming graco. Success Ins never spoiled him ; ho Is the sainogenial , klnd-dlsposltloni-d gentleman ho has ever teen , und Ms reputa tion for that is as wldo us Ids reputation as a comadiuu. It Is among the possibilities that George Boniface , Jr. and Charles Suiinon , will star next season In a farco-como.iy , under the management of ( Joorgo Miller , the original malinger of "Tbo Pnlrof Jaclis. " A traveling company of aotora Is said to toc have posted the following notlco : "On ac count of the want of u handkerchief 'The Hohbers' will bo given tonight Instead of 'Othello. ' " Lolo Fuller , ono of the cleverest Ingeuues the American stagu bus , is unking a blgsuo- cess-lii London , notwithstanding a determin ation to discredit her work on thU aide of the water , Edwin Ilooth spends all of his leisure tlmo s his room nlono. Ho never pees on Iho street or Intosoolctr if ho can possibly liolp It , Ills only companion Is n big black pipe. "JSdcUvolw , " the play In which Mnttlo Vlckcrs Is starring under the direction of J. \V. Campbell , is from the lion of John A. ' 1'rnsorof the Chicago Herald. It is announced that Mr * . Scott-Slddons Proposes returning to the stage sonio tlmo during the next theatrical season. A now play ' is to ho written for her. I'lcc Ucsslo Dunn of .1. M. Hill's "bhlp Ahoy" company , has signal with Hovt & Thomas next ' ' < season , to go with "A Hole In tlio Ground" company. ' With Hooth retired the HhnUcsponrMii ttriuim looks to Frederick Ward a to lead It out of the wilderness which at present on- comnassos It. Edna Scaring , at ono tlmo a member of the Casino , and lately of the "Uluobcnnl" com pany , died nt her homo in Now York city last week. Fiorina West , n product of the London concert hulls , Is making n big hit with "U. and I. " "Koon It Dark" mtalii on the road with w. T. Bryant ns the bright particular star. THOUGHTS INJMTER VEIN. All Ovi-r With. Clntlile/ntKl FumMitr. "And Is this your/Until decision 1" muttered the young man hoarsely , ns ho gathered up his coat and hat and prepared to depart. "Ills , " replied the baautlful creature ns she sank back llstlossly into the Turkish dlvnn which her -father , who wai n well line wn humorist , had placed at her disposal. "Then farovoll , " bo hissed ; and as ho stood on the stops oulsldo a momcnot later and tooK n last look'at the stately mansion , lie raurnmrod : "And this Is nil. A dress suit , two nights n week for three months at & 1 a night , nnd nothing to .show for It. " M arvi'lous A'ctr'nrk Minus ( at a variety performance ) These Japanese gymnasts go uhoad of anything I ever saw In ground nnd lofty tumbling. D ! < l you see that ilttlo follow place three ladders , ono on top of thu other and run up and down them without losing his balance ? Jinks Yes , Indeed. Wonderlull I bcliuvo those follows could safely go down a factory lire escape. _ Bot'nro mid . \ficr. ! fuio Yorh rout ( unit , Full oft do I recall the time U'hou she and I were wooing , Like turtle doves , our joy subllmo , A-bllllng nnd n-coolng. But now , alas ! I'm forced to say , To coo I'm inoro than willing ! In fact , I'd ' coo tlio livelong day Could I but stop the billing l' A * MisM- Understand iii : > , IlrmMyn B ' 'If- Typewriter Salesman -Your typewriter Is rather old ; can't I nmko a deal with you for an oxehun gel Merchant No , slreo ; my tlma is too vnluablo to allow mo to spend the day in Bwcarlng. 1'vo tried the young and giddy blonde variety , and although it gives mo a pain to look at the old crow's face , still the relief U my nervous system more than re pays mo. _ Iio Was Itlght. "Havo you any photo.tr.ipln of your chil dren , Mr. Posit I" aikoJ a frioad of the Bon. Alphutn Pock , according to the Detroit Free Press , "I should say I had , " answJrod Mr. Poolt , "I've about a bushul of thorn. " "Why , Alphcus , " exclaimed his wifo. "Well , haven't wol Haven't WJ photo graphs of all four of them and ilou't four pecks make a bushel I " OTicn llrnnl II Spoken Of. Kilt FtiU'n ir < /iiitim. / ( . County School Commissioner I want to clvo you nn color for uu approprloto plctaro to bo hung in our noiv Il'ill of Klooutlon , Great Artist What shall it bol An alle gorical worltl A figure ! Commissioner Yes , that's It. Suppose you paint us in n tlguro of "Speech ! " Thought It Wns Original. /J rfr. * Pipkin "They toll ma Rlol is the host tel ler of fish storioj gains that ho took the prize offered by tha Walton club. " Potts "Yes it was nwiirdoil to him ; but ho\von It on afoul. Ho told the story of Jonah and the whale as happening to him self I" Poor Mttlo Ki > t > ch. A tramp who had a doboins asked what ho wanted a dog for , roplloa tint the animal was the only friend ho had nnd that tie was very dear to him. "Then why don't you take hotter cnro of him ! He's so thin no can hardly xvalk. " Tramp "Yes. 'taint my fault ; poor fellow , ho can't ' oat the kind o' grub people give tno. " A AVrculc. Smith , Omu t Co.'s Manthly. St. Peter Humph ! I don't ' know about .lotting you In. Now Arrival MoJ I was a clergyman , "I know It. But you haJ ehargo of n fashionable church at a fat salary , which yon snontlntho luxurious adornment of your fraud residence , and you were given a long vacation mid n trip to Europe every sum- mar. " "Y-e-s , but whenever I wont to Kuropa I had to spend all my tlmo traveling In the Holy Land. " lintl SiilVoniil 1IHIII ih , ACID 1'itrk H'e ltlu , Bold Jnckoy waslooao from his moorings ; Ho Had Honied Inshore with n tide. 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